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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,931 --> 00:00:09,859 Jesus, you mind? 2 00:00:11,610 --> 00:00:14,073 Oh, shit, man, what is your problem? 3 00:00:14,342 --> 00:00:16,800 Oh, it's the whole "what happened last week" thing? 4 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:19,869 All right. Would you just back up a little bit? 5 00:00:20,338 --> 00:00:21,362 Thank you. 6 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,253 You're both going to nursery school, 7 00:00:23,339 --> 00:00:25,434 but you can't ever be in the same room at the same time, 8 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:27,081 and you're both named Amy now. 9 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:28,227 Are you fucking my sister? 10 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:29,706 Debbie and I are friends. 11 00:00:29,792 --> 00:00:32,209 Carl thinks if two women are friends, they must be gay. 12 00:00:32,319 --> 00:00:33,840 [Carl] No, I think Debbie's gay because she follows you 13 00:00:33,925 --> 00:00:35,214 around like a little puppy dog. 14 00:00:35,300 --> 00:00:36,543 [Debbie] I'm not getting total gay vibes, 15 00:00:36,628 --> 00:00:37,601 but it's inconclusive, 16 00:00:37,685 --> 00:00:39,409 so... I'd say yeah, 17 00:00:39,495 --> 00:00:41,448 she'll probably eventually end up gay. 18 00:00:41,534 --> 00:00:42,720 I think we should break up. 19 00:00:42,806 --> 00:00:44,518 - Why, 'cause you love my sister? - No, 20 00:00:44,604 --> 00:00:45,659 because you're too clingy. 21 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:46,792 Call me 22 00:00:46,878 --> 00:00:48,102 when you're not so needy. 23 00:00:48,185 --> 00:00:49,185 I'm pregnant. 24 00:00:49,269 --> 00:00:50,269 Are you sure it's mine? 25 00:00:50,352 --> 00:00:52,143 Yeah, I'm sure it's yours. 26 00:00:52,227 --> 00:00:53,518 The last thing I need in my life 27 00:00:53,604 --> 00:00:54,901 is a man telling me what to do. 28 00:00:54,987 --> 00:00:56,867 I really don't give a shit about what you think, 29 00:00:57,034 --> 00:00:58,229 but I do understand 30 00:00:58,315 --> 00:01:00,089 that you might have some feelings about this. 31 00:01:00,175 --> 00:01:02,198 If you decide to have this baby, 32 00:01:02,552 --> 00:01:04,268 I want to make damn sure it has a father. 33 00:01:04,354 --> 00:01:05,726 I own this house! 34 00:01:05,810 --> 00:01:07,854 The title is in my name! 35 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:09,066 I'm not letting you live here, 36 00:01:09,151 --> 00:01:10,893 not with Liam and not with Franny. 37 00:01:10,979 --> 00:01:11,800 Fuck you! 38 00:01:11,886 --> 00:01:13,058 Lip kicked you out of the house? 39 00:01:13,144 --> 00:01:14,412 Yeah, you believe that motherfucker? 40 00:01:14,497 --> 00:01:16,510 I'm carrying my shit around in garbage bags. 41 00:01:16,596 --> 00:01:17,604 You're a bad drunk. 42 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:19,128 When you drink, you get mean. 43 00:01:19,214 --> 00:01:21,034 A good drunk is fun. 44 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:23,354 A bad drunk wants to have a fight. 45 00:01:23,519 --> 00:01:24,987 [Lip] If you really love her, 46 00:01:25,073 --> 00:01:26,601 and you really are her friend, 47 00:01:26,831 --> 00:01:28,901 you won't let her stay with you. 48 00:01:29,143 --> 00:01:30,917 She needs to hit rock bottom. 49 00:01:31,417 --> 00:01:34,042 ♪ Rock music ♪ 50 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:43,464 ♪ Rock music ♪ *SHAMELESS* 51 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:45,448 [♪♪♪] *SHAMELESS* Season 09 Episode 13 52 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:47,814 Episode Title : "Lost" 53 00:01:47,932 --> 00:01:50,861 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 54 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:54,025 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 55 00:01:54,227 --> 00:01:57,269 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 56 00:01:57,419 --> 00:02:01,228 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 57 00:02:02,204 --> 00:02:04,954 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 58 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,250 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 59 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:10,519 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 60 00:02:10,733 --> 00:02:14,720 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 61 00:02:15,227 --> 00:02:19,048 [♪♪♪] 62 00:02:22,102 --> 00:02:25,560 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 63 00:02:25,643 --> 00:02:28,685 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 64 00:02:28,768 --> 00:02:31,768 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 65 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:36,269 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 66 00:02:36,352 --> 00:02:39,394 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 67 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:42,868 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 68 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,946 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 69 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:49,196 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 70 00:02:51,091 --> 00:02:52,727 [snoring] 71 00:02:52,981 --> 00:02:55,898 [rumbling] 72 00:03:24,567 --> 00:03:25,724 What the fuck were you doing 73 00:03:25,810 --> 00:03:26,888 in there? You crazy? 74 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,520 I was just... I just... calm... 75 00:03:28,606 --> 00:03:29,685 Get the hell out of here! 76 00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:31,890 - You trying to get yourself killed? - I'll... [car horn blares] 77 00:03:32,309 --> 00:03:34,476 [Frank screaming] 78 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,551 - Are you all right, man? - Yeah. 79 00:03:36,645 --> 00:03:38,631 Are you sure? You went down hard. 80 00:03:39,710 --> 00:03:40,961 Joey, you better call an ambulance. 81 00:03:41,047 --> 00:03:42,382 No, no. No... [laughs] 82 00:03:42,468 --> 00:03:44,405 No ambulance. I'm fine. 83 00:03:47,554 --> 00:03:49,320 Are you sure, buddy? 84 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:51,154 Yeah. 85 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,781 I'm right as rain. 86 00:03:53,018 --> 00:03:54,394 ♪ Rock music ♪ 87 00:03:54,477 --> 00:03:55,898 Okay. 88 00:03:56,352 --> 00:04:00,585 [♪♪♪] 89 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,322 I'm... 90 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:03,782 I'm... I'm fine. 91 00:04:03,935 --> 00:04:08,702 [♪♪♪] 92 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:12,977 I just bruised myself. 93 00:04:13,060 --> 00:04:17,935 [♪♪♪] 94 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:41,874 Hey. How was work? 95 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,519 Long. Franny asleep? 96 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:45,577 [Fiona] Yeah, I didn't hear a peep all night. 97 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:47,429 She's up now. 98 00:04:55,540 --> 00:04:56,913 [Carl] Fuck off, Debbie. 99 00:04:57,054 --> 00:04:58,366 Carl, it's Fiona. 100 00:04:58,452 --> 00:05:00,187 [toilet flushes] 101 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,125 Come on, I gotta pee. 102 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,687 Carl! 103 00:05:10,359 --> 00:05:11,401 [chuckles] 104 00:05:16,092 --> 00:05:17,379 What was that about? 105 00:05:17,465 --> 00:05:19,151 Kelly broke up with him. 106 00:05:22,269 --> 00:05:23,577 [sighs] 107 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:29,421 How much longer, babe? 108 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:31,394 I think my calf is starting to cramp. 109 00:05:31,477 --> 00:05:32,768 30 more seconds. 110 00:05:32,887 --> 00:05:35,234 30 seconds, and then we can make sweet, sweet love 111 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,988 for hours and hours, days, even. 112 00:05:37,389 --> 00:05:39,765 I am. I am getting a cramp. 113 00:05:39,935 --> 00:05:41,102 Two weeks! 114 00:05:41,188 --> 00:05:42,444 Two weeks, baby, 115 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:43,977 without your wonderfulness. 116 00:05:44,195 --> 00:05:45,643 [Kev] Just a few more seconds. 117 00:05:45,726 --> 00:05:48,007 When the vasectomy doctor said you had to wait two weeks, 118 00:05:48,108 --> 00:05:49,351 - I don't think he literally meant - Five, 119 00:05:49,437 --> 00:05:51,433 - you had to wait for... - four... here we go. 120 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,601 Two. One. 121 00:05:53,685 --> 00:05:56,643 ♪ Rock music ♪ 122 00:05:56,726 --> 00:05:57,768 Oh... 123 00:05:58,105 --> 00:05:59,439 Okay. 124 00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:00,650 Take it a little easier. 125 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:02,486 - Feels so good. - Uh, I know, 126 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:03,590 but we don't want 127 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:04,759 to break the bed, 128 00:06:04,845 --> 00:06:06,060 or me. 129 00:06:06,143 --> 00:06:07,259 Oh. Ho. 130 00:06:10,196 --> 00:06:11,767 [gasps] 131 00:06:16,499 --> 00:06:17,875 Kev? 132 00:06:21,352 --> 00:06:22,394 Did you just... 133 00:06:22,477 --> 00:06:23,663 Mm-hmm. 134 00:06:24,185 --> 00:06:25,435 [cries softly] 135 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,296 Okay, then. 136 00:06:31,310 --> 00:06:34,477 [footsteps on stairs] 137 00:06:37,519 --> 00:06:38,788 Coffee? 138 00:06:39,164 --> 00:06:40,622 Almost. 139 00:06:48,008 --> 00:06:49,515 How you feeling? 140 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:55,718 A little rough around the edges in the morning. 141 00:06:55,994 --> 00:06:57,601 - You know? - Sure. 142 00:07:03,394 --> 00:07:04,968 How's Xan? 143 00:07:05,796 --> 00:07:08,234 Uh, I might get to see her in a couple days. 144 00:07:08,622 --> 00:07:12,327 Foster family signed off, but I need DCFS approval. 145 00:07:13,185 --> 00:07:15,304 Wanna catch a meeting this morning? 146 00:07:17,185 --> 00:07:18,999 Yeah, thanks. 147 00:07:24,723 --> 00:07:26,007 [Fiona] Here. 148 00:07:26,093 --> 00:07:27,143 [Lip] Thanks. 149 00:07:27,227 --> 00:07:28,390 What happened to your face? 150 00:07:28,476 --> 00:07:30,609 - Fryer at work. - Don't pick. 151 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,992 God, you'll make scars. 152 00:07:33,098 --> 00:07:36,366 - [Debbie] Urlacher over Butkus? - No, not a chance. 153 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:37,765 Butkus was an animal. 154 00:07:37,851 --> 00:07:38,874 Eight pro bowls. 155 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,249 Hall of Fame. 156 00:07:40,538 --> 00:07:43,374 Have you checked out Butkus on YouTube? 157 00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:46,530 Pre-concussion rules? 158 00:07:46,648 --> 00:07:48,593 He would've kicked Khalil Mack's ass 159 00:07:48,679 --> 00:07:50,595 - if they'd played together. - That's a fact. 160 00:07:50,716 --> 00:07:51,883 [laughs] Okay. 161 00:07:52,067 --> 00:07:53,749 See you outside in five. 162 00:07:54,702 --> 00:07:55,913 Kelly. We're going 163 00:07:55,999 --> 00:07:58,020 back-to-school shopping for guns and ammunition 164 00:07:58,106 --> 00:07:59,231 and things. 165 00:07:59,571 --> 00:08:00,797 Didn't you just get back home 166 00:08:00,883 --> 00:08:01,992 from working all night? 167 00:08:02,078 --> 00:08:03,856 Don't feel sleepy. I'll catch it up later. 168 00:08:03,989 --> 00:08:06,172 [scoffs] Urlacher over Butkus. Can you believe that shit? 169 00:08:06,258 --> 00:08:07,310 Uh, Franny? 170 00:08:07,394 --> 00:08:08,851 Taking her with. 171 00:08:11,435 --> 00:08:13,516 [sighs] I gotta go. 172 00:08:16,657 --> 00:08:18,060 Lip Gallagher around? 173 00:08:18,143 --> 00:08:19,375 Uh, yeah, he's inside. 174 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:21,313 Hey, watch your step. There's a homeless guy 175 00:08:21,399 --> 00:08:23,102 passed out on the sidewalk. 176 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,102 ♪ Upbeat music ♪ 177 00:08:26,185 --> 00:08:27,935 He... a little help? 178 00:08:28,018 --> 00:08:33,227 [♪♪♪] 179 00:08:33,525 --> 00:08:35,026 Frank? 180 00:08:35,352 --> 00:08:37,071 [♪♪♪] 181 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:38,643 I think I broke something. 182 00:08:38,729 --> 00:08:40,560 - [Carl] Something bad? - Leg. 183 00:08:40,643 --> 00:08:42,586 - Uh, you want to call 911? - No. 184 00:08:43,102 --> 00:08:44,726 Help me inside. 185 00:08:45,071 --> 00:08:47,810 [♪♪♪] 186 00:08:47,893 --> 00:08:49,435 What's Frank doing out here? 187 00:08:49,519 --> 00:08:51,227 Uh, he says he broke his leg or something. 188 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:52,768 Won't let me call 911. 189 00:08:52,851 --> 00:08:54,227 Hey. 190 00:08:54,310 --> 00:08:55,394 Hey. 191 00:08:55,477 --> 00:08:56,711 Hi. 192 00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,133 Carl. 193 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:00,735 [gasps] 194 00:09:01,394 --> 00:09:03,211 Is that blood? 195 00:09:03,885 --> 00:09:05,571 It's just a scratch. 196 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:08,719 [moans] 197 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:10,306 That's bone. 198 00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:12,032 [gags] 199 00:09:13,172 --> 00:09:14,380 [gags] 200 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,508 Help me inside. 201 00:09:16,768 --> 00:09:21,399 [♪♪♪] 202 00:09:21,485 --> 00:09:23,305 For fuck's sake. Someone grab his arms. 203 00:09:23,391 --> 00:09:24,599 I'll grab his good leg. 204 00:09:24,685 --> 00:09:25,977 Come on. 205 00:09:26,063 --> 00:09:28,188 [Frank] Easy, easy, y. Will you fucking... 206 00:09:28,622 --> 00:09:31,711 Will you fucking... ow. 207 00:09:31,797 --> 00:09:32,914 [all grunt] 208 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,178 [Frank] Oh, God. 209 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,547 Hello! 210 00:09:36,685 --> 00:09:38,211 Is Lip around? 211 00:09:38,305 --> 00:09:40,391 Uh, I think he might... 212 00:09:40,485 --> 00:09:42,229 - [footsteps] - Um... 213 00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:43,383 Uh, hi, 214 00:09:43,469 --> 00:09:44,786 Mr. Tamietti. 215 00:09:44,872 --> 00:09:46,601 You and I need to talk, son. 216 00:09:46,685 --> 00:09:47,974 Oh, yeah? 217 00:09:48,227 --> 00:09:49,601 Tami's having this baby, 218 00:09:49,685 --> 00:09:51,638 and I need to know what your plan is. 219 00:09:52,519 --> 00:09:54,497 Uh, she's... she's keeping the baby? 220 00:09:54,583 --> 00:09:56,141 I mean, she seemed undecided 221 00:09:56,227 --> 00:09:57,519 - the last that we, uh... - Oh, yeah. 222 00:09:57,601 --> 00:10:00,130 She's keeping the baby. That's not open for discussion. 223 00:10:00,216 --> 00:10:02,220 No, no, sir. I just mean, um, 224 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:04,963 last time we talked, she... she seemed unclear 225 00:10:05,049 --> 00:10:06,352 about what she wanted to do. 226 00:10:06,435 --> 00:10:08,197 Oh, it's clear. She's having the baby. 227 00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:09,525 [Debbie] Good God. Almost there. 228 00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:11,269 - A little help here! - Okay, okay, okay. 229 00:10:11,352 --> 00:10:12,799 Put me down. Put me down, no more. 230 00:10:12,885 --> 00:10:13,893 Down there! Down there! 231 00:10:13,977 --> 00:10:15,095 - [Debbie] Jesus. - [groans] 232 00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:16,352 [Fiona] What happened? 233 00:10:16,435 --> 00:10:17,486 [Carl] He busted his leg. 234 00:10:17,572 --> 00:10:18,853 Is that bone? 235 00:10:18,947 --> 00:10:20,158 [Fiona] What the fuck? Why didn't you 236 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:21,018 call an ambulance? 237 00:10:21,102 --> 00:10:23,018 - [Carl] He wouldn't let us. - The hell is that? 238 00:10:23,102 --> 00:10:24,463 [Lip] Mollies... 239 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:26,599 - A few personal items. - [Lip] ...And acid. 240 00:10:26,685 --> 00:10:28,477 [Fiona] Is that why you didn't want to call an ambulance? 241 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:29,689 Uh, who the hell is that? 242 00:10:29,775 --> 00:10:30,806 Our dad. 243 00:10:30,892 --> 00:10:32,111 Why doesn't he want an ambulance? 244 00:10:32,213 --> 00:10:33,573 Because the paramedics would've emptied his 245 00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:35,025 pockets, found the drugs, and called the cops. 246 00:10:35,111 --> 00:10:36,869 Uh, you know, Mr. Tamietti, why don't we go get 247 00:10:36,955 --> 00:10:38,442 a cup of coffee or something, yeah? 248 00:10:38,528 --> 00:10:40,640 [Frank] I had an opportunity to invest 249 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:43,431 some of my Ingrid severance money, and I took it. 250 00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,642 If you're done hiding your stash, 251 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:45,861 can I call 911? 252 00:10:45,947 --> 00:10:47,541 Not until my associates come 253 00:10:47,627 --> 00:10:49,416 and we complete our transaction. 254 00:10:49,807 --> 00:10:50,932 I gotta go to work. 255 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,291 [Frank groans] 256 00:10:52,432 --> 00:10:53,682 Yeah, we should go, too. 257 00:10:53,890 --> 00:10:55,056 [Fiona] I'll give your associates 258 00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:56,143 five minutes. 259 00:10:56,227 --> 00:10:57,681 Then I'm calling 911. 260 00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:59,603 Borrow your phone? 261 00:11:03,338 --> 00:11:05,255 - Mail. - Ah, I'm late for... 262 00:11:05,478 --> 00:11:06,812 Work. 263 00:11:16,768 --> 00:11:18,643 Ah, crap. I forgot the stroller. 264 00:11:18,726 --> 00:11:20,213 Take her. 265 00:11:40,247 --> 00:11:41,414 [sighs] 266 00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:48,352 [car engine approaching] 267 00:11:48,485 --> 00:11:51,310 ♪ Upbeat music ♪ 268 00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:56,024 [♪♪♪] 269 00:12:00,227 --> 00:12:01,813 Excuse me. 270 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,247 Excuse me. 271 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:04,938 Move. 272 00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:09,977 [♪♪♪] 273 00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:13,430 [siren wailing] 274 00:12:13,851 --> 00:12:18,133 [♪♪♪] 275 00:12:23,435 --> 00:12:24,618 Frank again? 276 00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:25,893 [♪♪♪] 277 00:12:26,188 --> 00:12:27,435 Yeah. 278 00:12:27,519 --> 00:12:32,352 [♪♪♪] 279 00:12:34,685 --> 00:12:37,601 [engine growls] 280 00:12:37,685 --> 00:12:42,079 [♪♪♪] 281 00:12:47,452 --> 00:12:48,790 [Quincy] Open femur fracture. 282 00:12:48,923 --> 00:12:50,438 Definitely going to need surgery. 283 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,183 I'm in a lot of pain here. Could I get 15 of morphine? 284 00:12:54,269 --> 00:12:56,042 No can do, Frank. 285 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:59,394 Lidoc... Is that lidocaine? 286 00:12:59,477 --> 00:13:00,722 Yep. 287 00:13:00,808 --> 00:13:02,768 Ah, come on, guys! 288 00:13:02,878 --> 00:13:04,941 You got any fentanyl in there? 289 00:13:05,027 --> 00:13:06,433 That'd take the edge off. 290 00:13:06,581 --> 00:13:07,643 [Quincy] Can give you a bite block 291 00:13:07,726 --> 00:13:09,448 to chomp down on if you like. 292 00:13:10,269 --> 00:13:11,777 A bite block? [laughs] 293 00:13:12,019 --> 00:13:13,269 What are you, the Marquis de Sade? 294 00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:15,245 Best I can do after last time. 295 00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:19,128 I did not steal drugs from your ambulance. 296 00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:21,066 I saw you take it, Frank. 297 00:13:21,394 --> 00:13:23,112 Are you sure you don't want that bite block? 298 00:13:23,253 --> 00:13:24,902 This might sting. 299 00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:27,310 Fuck you, Quincy. 300 00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,185 [Frank grunts, yells] 301 00:13:32,362 --> 00:13:35,019 [cries and yells] 302 00:13:35,128 --> 00:13:36,925 Personally, I would've taken the bite block. 303 00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:38,352 [yells] 304 00:13:38,753 --> 00:13:40,160 You want to ride with him again? 305 00:13:40,246 --> 00:13:41,829 How long's the wait at County this morning? 306 00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:43,878 Pro hockey season's shorter. 307 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,931 - [Frank] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! - Okay. 308 00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:47,767 Let me get my purse and tell my brother we're leaving. 309 00:13:47,853 --> 00:13:49,312 Easy, easy, easy, e... 310 00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:50,730 Keep whining, Frank, 311 00:13:50,816 --> 00:13:51,941 and I'll find every pothole 312 00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:54,191 between here and County to bounce you over. 313 00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:55,495 Hey, Liam? 314 00:13:55,581 --> 00:13:58,033 I gotta take Frank to the ER, 315 00:13:58,319 --> 00:14:00,908 so you have to make yourself breakfast, okay? 316 00:14:01,477 --> 00:14:02,893 Hey. 317 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:05,650 ♪ Rock music ♪ 318 00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:09,525 [♪♪♪] 319 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:12,640 Liam? 320 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:16,447 [♪♪♪] 321 00:14:21,031 --> 00:14:23,031 You want Tabasco? 322 00:14:23,185 --> 00:14:24,768 Eight seconds. 323 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:26,189 [sighs] 324 00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:30,223 It's only been two weeks since the surgery, babe. 325 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,810 Give it some time. 326 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,471 12-year-olds last longer. 327 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:40,601 All right, girls, finish up. It's almost time for school. 328 00:14:40,685 --> 00:14:43,299 Is this what it's gonna be like from now on? 329 00:14:43,935 --> 00:14:45,143 Eight seconds? 330 00:14:45,227 --> 00:14:46,642 You really think we need to be having 331 00:14:46,728 --> 00:14:48,060 this conversation in front of the girls? 332 00:14:48,143 --> 00:14:50,424 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. That's me now. 333 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,760 Mr. Kevin Ball, the "wham, bam" man. 334 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,611 Okay, girls. Dishes in the sink 335 00:14:55,697 --> 00:14:57,572 and backpacks. Let's go. 336 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,185 I'm so sorry I let them cut you guys. 337 00:15:04,269 --> 00:15:05,572 Can you ever forgive me? 338 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,352 You're gonna live, baby. 339 00:15:07,435 --> 00:15:09,791 It's one tiny incision. 340 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:18,721 [Veronica] Wait for Mommy. 341 00:15:19,343 --> 00:15:20,552 [door closes] 342 00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:23,143 Oh, God. 343 00:15:26,148 --> 00:15:28,231 Your sister coming again this morning? 344 00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:30,289 She said she was, yeah. 345 00:15:33,018 --> 00:15:35,435 Tami's dad showed up at my house this morning. 346 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,885 - Bob? - Yeah. 347 00:15:37,289 --> 00:15:38,587 Shit. What did he want? 348 00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:40,763 Wants to know my plan. 349 00:15:41,104 --> 00:15:42,299 You have a plan? 350 00:15:42,439 --> 00:15:43,524 No. 351 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,851 Tami's made it very clear 352 00:15:44,935 --> 00:15:46,810 that I'm not allowed to have one. 353 00:15:46,986 --> 00:15:48,588 Don't fuck with Bob. 354 00:15:48,935 --> 00:15:50,432 He's tougher than he looks. 355 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:52,726 He said Tami's definitely having the baby. 356 00:15:54,102 --> 00:15:55,519 That's the Tamiettis. 357 00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,424 Old-school Catholics. 358 00:15:57,851 --> 00:16:00,369 Big families and fish on Fridays. 359 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,627 She tell you she was going to see a doctor today? 360 00:16:04,102 --> 00:16:05,369 No. 361 00:16:05,643 --> 00:16:07,572 This afternoon. 362 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:11,176 Asked Cami to go, but she's working until 6:00. 363 00:16:11,394 --> 00:16:13,338 W-what kind of doctor? Did she say? 364 00:16:13,525 --> 00:16:14,932 Nope. 365 00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:17,689 Tami likes to stick it to her dad. 366 00:16:17,883 --> 00:16:20,632 Could be she's getting ready to solve your problem. 367 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:22,768 ♪ Rock music ♪ 368 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,227 It's starting. 369 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,471 Yeah. 370 00:16:25,932 --> 00:16:30,394 [♪♪♪] 371 00:16:45,344 --> 00:16:46,713 All right. Coke, 372 00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,166 crackers, and a bedpan. 373 00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:50,690 Barb's saying three hours, but could be five. 374 00:16:50,784 --> 00:16:52,510 I can't stay the whole time. I got a meeting. 375 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,861 Oh, Christ. AA? 376 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:58,049 Did you let Lip recruit you into that cult? 377 00:16:58,303 --> 00:17:00,275 Meeting with a public defender. 378 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,869 Trouble with the law? Excuse me. 379 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,752 I've got a bone sticking out of my thigh. 380 00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:07,150 Does this look like a scam to you? 381 00:17:07,703 --> 00:17:09,032 Hey, doc. 382 00:17:09,118 --> 00:17:11,400 Could you hook a brother up with a little morphine 383 00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:13,142 for a broken femur? 384 00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:14,784 Come on, I... 385 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,439 Ah, that's right. Just walk on by, Osama. 386 00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:20,228 We'll have your ass on that plane 387 00:17:20,314 --> 00:17:21,575 and back to Crap-sanistan 388 00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:24,791 as soon as the president revokes your H-1B visa. 389 00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:26,932 More bees with honey, Frank. 390 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,650 This is nothing but torture 391 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:29,744 and payback. 392 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,330 You signed a Hippocratic Oath, 393 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,471 for fuck's sake. 394 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:34,368 Doctors have been convicted of war crimes 395 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:35,747 for what you're doing to me. 396 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,240 How did this happen, anyway? 397 00:17:37,326 --> 00:17:38,872 I was taking a brief nap 398 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,841 in that shithole you used to own, 399 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:43,302 and they started tearing it down around me! 400 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:45,201 My apartment building? 401 00:17:45,287 --> 00:17:47,294 I woke up with a... A wrecking ball 402 00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:50,357 trying to decapitate me! I had to run for my life. 403 00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:53,849 I should sue the bastards. 404 00:17:53,935 --> 00:17:55,958 You were drunk, trespassing, 405 00:17:56,044 --> 00:17:57,826 and sleeping in a boarded-up building, okay? 406 00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,740 I don't think a lawsuit is likely to go your way. 407 00:17:59,826 --> 00:18:01,536 Never know. They may settle 408 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,909 to avoid a court case. 409 00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:04,130 Hey. 410 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,138 You got anything useful in there? 411 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,591 Eh, a Quaalude? 412 00:18:07,693 --> 00:18:09,700 - Maybe an oxy? - No. 413 00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,223 Miss! 414 00:18:12,309 --> 00:18:13,333 Excuse me. 415 00:18:13,419 --> 00:18:14,349 I'm in quite a bit 416 00:18:14,435 --> 00:18:15,243 of, uh, discomfort 417 00:18:15,326 --> 00:18:16,857 with this open fracture. 418 00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:18,575 I know the doctors are incredibly busy, 419 00:18:18,659 --> 00:18:20,575 but could you ask one of them 420 00:18:20,659 --> 00:18:22,284 to prescribe something for the pain? 421 00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,784 I don't need much. 422 00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:26,076 20 of morphine would be more than enough. 423 00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:27,816 You're Frank, right? 424 00:18:27,902 --> 00:18:28,987 Yes. 425 00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:30,151 No. 426 00:18:30,237 --> 00:18:31,534 [laughs] 427 00:18:31,617 --> 00:18:33,722 Your reputation precedes you. 428 00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,558 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 429 00:18:35,644 --> 00:18:37,854 You wouldn't treat a dog in the street like this! 430 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:38,925 [Yolanda] Mr. Gallagher? 431 00:18:39,011 --> 00:18:40,409 - Yes! Yeah. - Here! 432 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,721 [sighs] 433 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,728 So, Mr. Gallagher, 434 00:18:44,814 --> 00:18:47,355 I see you visited our hospital in the past. 435 00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,002 Yes, once or twice. 436 00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:50,368 52 times, actually, 437 00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:51,807 and you have no insurance. 438 00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:54,361 Unfortunately not. Um... 439 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,596 Difficulty securing employment in this challenging economy. 440 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,368 Unemployment rate is under 4%. 441 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:01,783 We're hiring janitors without hands. 442 00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:03,955 I have five different birthdates 443 00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:05,588 and four different middle initials 444 00:19:05,697 --> 00:19:06,742 in your records. 445 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,284 Are you over 65, Mr. Gallagher? 446 00:19:10,002 --> 00:19:11,244 Do you need me to be? 447 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,492 If you're over 65, you qualify for Medicare. 448 00:19:13,575 --> 00:19:15,564 Free hospitalization, drugs... 449 00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:16,742 Yes, I'm over 65. 450 00:19:17,016 --> 00:19:18,908 Just had a birthday. Put that down. 451 00:19:18,994 --> 00:19:20,494 When were you born? 452 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,768 January 16th, 19... 453 00:19:24,282 --> 00:19:26,826 - 54. - 54, exactly. 454 00:19:26,909 --> 00:19:28,322 Do you have ID I can use 455 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,244 to verify that date of birth? 456 00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,182 Maybe. 457 00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:37,463 I found that at a Dairy Queen. 458 00:19:37,549 --> 00:19:40,326 [Frank] I've been meaning to return that. 459 00:19:43,864 --> 00:19:46,103 It says you were born in 1936. 460 00:19:46,189 --> 00:19:47,784 Makes you 83. 461 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:49,775 I try to take care of myself. 462 00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:53,432 Someone will be over to examine you shortly. 463 00:19:54,775 --> 00:19:56,034 I gotta go soon. 464 00:19:56,118 --> 00:19:57,588 [phone rings] 465 00:19:57,744 --> 00:20:00,072 - [Debbie] Hey, Fiona. - Hey, Debs, are you home? 466 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,736 - No. Why? - [Fiona] Liam wasn't there 467 00:20:01,822 --> 00:20:03,236 when I left the house with Frank this morning, 468 00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:04,197 and I locked up. 469 00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:05,564 I don't know if he has his keys. 470 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,025 He's not answering his phone? 471 00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:08,525 No. Straight to voice mail. 472 00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:10,279 Can you track him down, make sure he can get in? 473 00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:12,385 - [Debbie] Yeah, sure. No problem. - Okay. 474 00:20:13,826 --> 00:20:15,118 Good luck. 475 00:20:15,201 --> 00:20:16,118 ♪ Rock music ♪ 476 00:20:16,201 --> 00:20:18,783 ♪ Whoa ♪ 477 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,752 ♪ Whoa, whoa ♪ 478 00:20:20,945 --> 00:20:22,071 Rah! 479 00:20:22,201 --> 00:20:23,307 Gah! [laughs] 480 00:20:23,393 --> 00:20:24,650 You need one of these? 481 00:20:24,736 --> 00:20:26,076 If I get the same roommate 482 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,596 I had last year, yeah. 483 00:20:27,682 --> 00:20:28,697 [laughs] 484 00:20:28,783 --> 00:20:30,076 - Stinky? - Ever leave 485 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,986 half a burrito under the seat of your car 486 00:20:32,072 --> 00:20:33,072 all summer? 487 00:20:33,158 --> 00:20:34,033 [shudders] 488 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:35,244 I know. 489 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,361 Oof. 490 00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:39,346 So how do you like military school? 491 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:41,908 Two hundred girls, ten bathrooms. 492 00:20:41,994 --> 00:20:43,877 It's survival of the fittest. 493 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,596 How long have you been going there for? 494 00:20:45,682 --> 00:20:47,385 Since my mom ran off with a gunnery sergeant 495 00:20:47,471 --> 00:20:48,494 when I was nine. 496 00:20:48,588 --> 00:20:50,312 My God. Was that hard? 497 00:20:50,398 --> 00:20:53,209 ♪ Nothing like this ♪ 498 00:20:53,517 --> 00:20:56,946 What every South Side girl needs: Kevlar. 499 00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:58,672 [laughs] Seriously. 500 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,165 [laughs] Put it on. 501 00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:01,836 Okay. 502 00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:04,184 [both laugh] 503 00:21:04,654 --> 00:21:07,047 Whoo! 504 00:21:07,258 --> 00:21:08,354 Damn! 505 00:21:08,437 --> 00:21:10,104 ♪ Whoa ♪ 506 00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:11,896 ♪ You ain't seen nothing ♪ 507 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:15,352 [dials phone] 508 00:21:16,532 --> 00:21:17,938 Hi, Liam. You have your keys? 509 00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:19,243 Fiona locked you out of the house. 510 00:21:19,329 --> 00:21:20,680 Call me back. 511 00:21:22,055 --> 00:21:24,018 You ever see your mom? 512 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,735 On Facebook. 513 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:29,021 Took her years, but she finally let me friend her. 514 00:21:29,104 --> 00:21:30,354 [♪♪♪] 515 00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:31,979 ♪ I'm feeling alive ♪ 516 00:21:32,063 --> 00:21:35,125 Weird. Liam always answers his phone. 517 00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,979 [♪♪♪] 518 00:21:38,312 --> 00:21:39,757 Wa. Voilà. 519 00:21:40,063 --> 00:21:42,399 What do you think? Badass? 520 00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:43,730 Definitely. 521 00:21:43,814 --> 00:21:44,868 [both laugh] 522 00:21:44,954 --> 00:21:48,290 ♪ Oh you ain't seen nothing like this ♪ 523 00:21:48,388 --> 00:21:50,679 ♪ Oh, whoa ♪ 524 00:21:50,765 --> 00:21:51,844 ♪ Whoa ♪ 525 00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:55,290 ♪ You ain't seen nothing like this ♪ 526 00:21:56,397 --> 00:21:58,563 [phone chimes] 527 00:21:58,649 --> 00:21:59,852 [♪♪♪] 528 00:21:59,938 --> 00:22:01,521 Damn, your phone's lighting up. 529 00:22:01,761 --> 00:22:03,118 Yep. 530 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,391 - You gonna answer it? - Nope. 531 00:22:05,477 --> 00:22:07,696 Biscuits, fresh out of the oven. 532 00:22:08,517 --> 00:22:09,922 You boys need anything else? 533 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:11,206 Ah, no thanks, Grandma. 534 00:22:11,292 --> 00:22:12,368 How about you, Liam? 535 00:22:12,454 --> 00:22:13,620 All set, Mrs. Thompson. 536 00:22:13,781 --> 00:22:15,180 Okay. I'll be in the kitchen 537 00:22:15,265 --> 00:22:16,682 if you change your mind. 538 00:22:20,252 --> 00:22:22,180 [phone chimes] 539 00:22:22,513 --> 00:22:24,086 Don't you think they might be worried? 540 00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:26,438 Took them two days to realize I was gone. 541 00:22:26,524 --> 00:22:28,094 Can't be too worried. 542 00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:43,578 Why the long face, little pirate? 543 00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:44,690 Nothing. 544 00:22:44,776 --> 00:22:46,034 Come on. 545 00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:47,971 You can tell your Auntie Lori. 546 00:22:48,438 --> 00:22:50,463 I gotta make sure my favorite first mate's head 547 00:22:50,549 --> 00:22:51,557 is in the game. 548 00:22:51,643 --> 00:22:53,476 Happy cooks make happy meals. 549 00:22:54,299 --> 00:22:56,987 I didn't make it past the first round of cuts for West Point, 550 00:22:57,073 --> 00:22:59,690 and my lesbian sister is in love with my girlfriend, 551 00:22:59,776 --> 00:23:01,159 trying to turn her gay, too. 552 00:23:01,276 --> 00:23:02,448 Wow. 553 00:23:02,534 --> 00:23:05,368 World's really stomping on your dreams, huh? 554 00:23:05,929 --> 00:23:07,304 When God hands you lemons, 555 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:09,181 you just gotta squeeze that juice 556 00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:10,741 into the wound and enjoy the pain. 557 00:23:10,827 --> 00:23:11,885 Ma'am? 558 00:23:11,971 --> 00:23:13,092 You're my star. 559 00:23:13,303 --> 00:23:15,096 Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, 560 00:23:15,182 --> 00:23:17,140 get right back up on that horse. 561 00:23:17,279 --> 00:23:18,729 Horse, ma'am? 562 00:23:18,972 --> 00:23:21,139 Right back into that saddle, huh? 563 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:24,182 [chuckles] 564 00:23:24,407 --> 00:23:25,650 Hello? 565 00:23:25,743 --> 00:23:27,282 Anybody? 566 00:23:27,717 --> 00:23:31,321 Ah, come on! I have to set myself on fire 567 00:23:31,407 --> 00:23:33,142 to get some attention around here? 568 00:23:33,228 --> 00:23:35,048 Please do! I'll bring the matches 569 00:23:35,134 --> 00:23:36,251 if you bring the gasoline. 570 00:23:36,337 --> 00:23:37,790 About damn time. How'd you do 571 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,085 on the back nine, doc? Even par? 572 00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:42,642 How you been, Frank? Taking care of that new liver 573 00:23:42,728 --> 00:23:44,236 someone was stupid enough to waste on you? 574 00:23:44,322 --> 00:23:45,876 - Hm. - [Tyson] So, what is it 575 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,095 this time? You're speaking, 576 00:23:47,181 --> 00:23:49,696 so I'm gonna rule out an overdose or alcohol poisoning. 577 00:23:49,999 --> 00:23:51,541 Broke an appendage. 578 00:23:51,659 --> 00:23:54,126 Hurts like hell. Could you hook me up 579 00:23:54,212 --> 00:23:56,170 with a healthy helping of your favorite opiate? 580 00:23:56,256 --> 00:23:57,381 You haven't had anything yet? 581 00:23:57,467 --> 00:23:59,092 Not a damn thing. 582 00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,939 Your coworkers have been tighter 583 00:24:01,021 --> 00:24:03,438 than a miser at a March of Dimes fundraiser 584 00:24:03,522 --> 00:24:04,772 with the pain relief. 585 00:24:04,855 --> 00:24:06,313 Couldn't even rustle up 586 00:24:06,397 --> 00:24:07,939 a Tylenol 3 with codeine. 587 00:24:08,021 --> 00:24:10,188 Ow. 588 00:24:10,271 --> 00:24:11,313 That's bone. 589 00:24:11,397 --> 00:24:12,944 That's what I've been saying! 590 00:24:13,030 --> 00:24:16,072 [Tyson] Congratulations, Frank. You hit the jackpot this time. 591 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,182 You get a quick trip to the OR 592 00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:20,346 and copious amounts of intravenous narcotics. 593 00:24:20,715 --> 00:24:22,172 Hey, Maggie. 594 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,391 Call up to surgery and find out who's okay 595 00:24:24,477 --> 00:24:26,186 with not getting paid today. 596 00:24:26,272 --> 00:24:28,031 You were drunk? 597 00:24:28,806 --> 00:24:29,867 Yes. 598 00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:31,790 You initiated the assault? 599 00:24:32,323 --> 00:24:34,407 I only punched her once. 600 00:24:39,538 --> 00:24:41,282 You fractured her cheekbone. 601 00:24:41,378 --> 00:24:43,525 You have a previous felony conviction? 602 00:24:45,115 --> 00:24:47,156 - Yeah. - [Baer] Well, it's not much 603 00:24:47,242 --> 00:24:48,700 of a defense to present. 604 00:24:48,786 --> 00:24:50,175 [Baer] You're a convicted felon, 605 00:24:50,261 --> 00:24:51,925 you were drunk, you attacked a woman 606 00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:53,112 without any provocation 607 00:24:53,198 --> 00:24:54,347 in front of a dozen witnesses. 608 00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:56,167 No, there was provocation. 609 00:24:56,253 --> 00:24:59,034 She... she called the cops on my ten-year-old brother 610 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,909 for selling lemonade in front of her house. 611 00:25:00,995 --> 00:25:02,037 Why would she do that? 612 00:25:02,123 --> 00:25:03,800 My brother's black. 613 00:25:04,078 --> 00:25:05,597 You have a black brother? 614 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,761 Yeah. 615 00:25:10,283 --> 00:25:11,745 DA may be reluctant to put that 616 00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:13,464 in front of a black Chicago jury. 617 00:25:13,682 --> 00:25:15,057 [Baer] We might be able to plead it down 618 00:25:15,143 --> 00:25:17,511 from a felony to a misdemeanor. 619 00:25:19,315 --> 00:25:20,815 Will I have to do time? 620 00:25:20,901 --> 00:25:22,026 Depends. 621 00:25:22,112 --> 00:25:23,182 You employed? 622 00:25:23,268 --> 00:25:24,518 I'm looking. 623 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,843 What about AA? 624 00:25:25,936 --> 00:25:27,159 Yes. 625 00:25:28,707 --> 00:25:30,542 Okay, I'll talk to the DA. 626 00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:32,061 Thank you. 627 00:25:32,147 --> 00:25:33,565 But Miss Gallagher, 628 00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,784 the judge is gonna want to see proof that you are 629 00:25:35,888 --> 00:25:38,581 a contributing member of society, so no alcohol, 630 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,001 and get yourself a job, any job. 631 00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:42,659 Yes, ma'am. 632 00:25:42,745 --> 00:25:43,871 [Frances] Just a drill, 633 00:25:43,957 --> 00:25:46,167 - [bell rings] - children. No need for panic. 634 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,060 Line up behind your teacher 635 00:25:48,146 --> 00:25:49,690 in a straight line. 636 00:25:49,776 --> 00:25:51,057 Straight lines, 637 00:25:51,151 --> 00:25:52,667 James McPherson! 638 00:25:52,753 --> 00:25:53,917 [Frances] Abby Zoldan, 639 00:25:54,003 --> 00:25:56,253 does that look like a straight line? 640 00:25:56,442 --> 00:25:59,430 Gus Accord, stop eating sand from the sandbox. 641 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,057 [Frances] and get in line, please. 642 00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,370 [Frances] Here we go. Line up. 643 00:26:02,456 --> 00:26:05,034 Go to your number. 644 00:26:06,284 --> 00:26:08,847 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going, Amy Ball? 645 00:26:08,933 --> 00:26:10,975 I have to go back in. 646 00:26:11,206 --> 00:26:13,540 Can you get in line behind Sister Anne, please? 647 00:26:13,626 --> 00:26:14,776 [Gemma] I can't. 648 00:26:14,862 --> 00:26:15,964 I have to go back 649 00:26:16,050 --> 00:26:17,354 in my cubby. 650 00:26:17,459 --> 00:26:19,323 Why do you have to get back in your cubby? 651 00:26:19,448 --> 00:26:20,745 So you don't see us. 652 00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:22,166 See who? 653 00:26:38,651 --> 00:26:40,347 There's two of you? 654 00:26:43,228 --> 00:26:46,300 [Tommy] Eight seconds? Whew, that's rough. 655 00:26:46,469 --> 00:26:48,479 [Kermit] Yeah. My cousin Ronnie 656 00:26:48,596 --> 00:26:50,464 never recovered from his surgery. 657 00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:52,229 [Kermit] Been ten years. He still has to wear 658 00:26:52,315 --> 00:26:53,464 one of those adult diapers. 659 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:54,632 From a vasectomy? 660 00:26:54,741 --> 00:26:56,550 No. Prostate. 661 00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:59,948 What the hell does that have to do with anything? 662 00:27:00,778 --> 00:27:02,903 I'm just saying. It's never a good idea 663 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:04,581 to let doctors near your man parts 664 00:27:04,667 --> 00:27:06,143 with anything sharp. 665 00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:08,252 I thought you guys were gonna help cheer me up. 666 00:27:08,338 --> 00:27:09,932 - Okay. - Okay. 667 00:27:10,018 --> 00:27:12,135 Did sex still feel good? 668 00:27:13,636 --> 00:27:14,886 Yeah. 669 00:27:14,972 --> 00:27:16,284 Great. 670 00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:17,536 It was quick, but good. 671 00:27:17,622 --> 00:27:18,997 So enjoy that. 672 00:27:19,084 --> 00:27:20,583 Lots of guys don't get any. 673 00:27:20,669 --> 00:27:22,502 - Be happy with quick. - Yeah. 674 00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,718 Cousin Ronnie can't get it up at all anymore 675 00:27:24,804 --> 00:27:26,446 since the surgery. He has to use 676 00:27:26,532 --> 00:27:27,620 one of those pump things. 677 00:27:27,706 --> 00:27:29,268 Enough about Cousin Ronnie, would you, 678 00:27:29,354 --> 00:27:30,448 Kermit, please? 679 00:27:30,534 --> 00:27:32,354 Eight seconds with you is like eight hours 680 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,523 with anyone else, baby. 681 00:27:33,609 --> 00:27:35,332 Short but sweet. 682 00:27:36,446 --> 00:27:37,496 Very short. 683 00:27:37,582 --> 00:27:39,248 [laughter] 684 00:27:39,563 --> 00:27:41,063 You just had the vasectomy, baby. 685 00:27:41,146 --> 00:27:42,105 You'll be back to your regular 686 00:27:42,191 --> 00:27:43,933 - ten seconds in no time. - [phone rings] 687 00:27:44,019 --> 00:27:45,311 - [laughter] - [Tommy] Oh, damn. 688 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,563 [Kermit] Oh, burn. 689 00:27:46,647 --> 00:27:47,647 Oh. 690 00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:50,358 Alibi. 691 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,207 Yes, Sister? 692 00:27:54,169 --> 00:27:55,972 Yes, I understand. 693 00:27:57,226 --> 00:27:58,668 Thank you. 694 00:27:59,237 --> 00:28:01,168 Absolutely. 695 00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:05,972 What? 696 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,761 The nuns know. 697 00:28:14,828 --> 00:28:16,113 Hey. 698 00:28:16,671 --> 00:28:19,463 How long you been waiting here like a creepy stalker? 699 00:28:19,835 --> 00:28:21,034 Not long. 700 00:28:21,128 --> 00:28:22,441 Bullshit. Carla saw you out here 701 00:28:22,527 --> 00:28:24,652 a half-hour ago. She wanted to call the cops. 702 00:28:26,091 --> 00:28:28,157 So my dad find you this morning? 703 00:28:28,843 --> 00:28:30,385 Yeah, he came to my house. 704 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:32,375 Yeah? And what'd you two boys decide? 705 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:34,493 Am I having this baby or not? 706 00:28:35,361 --> 00:28:36,777 He says you're keeping it. 707 00:28:36,863 --> 00:28:38,399 He did, huh? 708 00:28:38,672 --> 00:28:40,329 Good to know. 709 00:28:41,330 --> 00:28:42,663 Oh, so you're not? 710 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,235 I just needed him off my ass. 711 00:28:44,321 --> 00:28:47,047 - All right, then you are. - Jesus, what is it with men 712 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:48,688 trying to tell me what to do with my own body? 713 00:28:48,774 --> 00:28:50,607 I'm not trying to tell you what to do. 714 00:28:50,825 --> 00:28:51,977 All right? I'm just confused. 715 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,508 He made it sound like your decision was made. 716 00:28:54,714 --> 00:28:57,005 Well, he doesn't know shit. 717 00:28:57,228 --> 00:28:59,071 All right, then. Good? 718 00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:02,514 So are we done? 719 00:29:06,156 --> 00:29:07,704 Where are you going? 720 00:29:09,466 --> 00:29:10,602 Where am I going? 721 00:29:10,797 --> 00:29:12,008 Yeah. 722 00:29:12,979 --> 00:29:14,477 The doctor's. 723 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:16,527 Who told you? Brad? 724 00:29:16,613 --> 00:29:17,619 Yeah. 725 00:29:17,705 --> 00:29:19,204 And you want to come? 726 00:29:20,133 --> 00:29:21,550 Yeah, if you want me to. 727 00:29:21,796 --> 00:29:23,588 I don't, or I would have asked 728 00:29:23,694 --> 00:29:24,796 - you to in the first place. - All right, 729 00:29:24,883 --> 00:29:26,422 you know, go fuck yourself, Tami. 730 00:29:26,508 --> 00:29:28,110 Fuck me. 731 00:29:28,676 --> 00:29:30,968 Lip. Lip! 732 00:29:31,365 --> 00:29:33,305 - Lip! - What? 733 00:29:34,786 --> 00:29:36,452 We're already here. 734 00:29:40,473 --> 00:29:43,348 ♪ Rock music ♪ 735 00:29:43,730 --> 00:29:48,897 [♪♪♪] 736 00:29:49,195 --> 00:29:50,359 Liam? 737 00:29:51,455 --> 00:29:52,955 Liam, you home? 738 00:29:53,689 --> 00:29:57,976 [♪♪♪] 739 00:29:58,453 --> 00:29:59,492 You want a beer? 740 00:29:59,578 --> 00:30:01,250 Yeah, absolutely. 741 00:30:02,313 --> 00:30:05,015 [♪♪♪] 742 00:30:05,343 --> 00:30:07,304 Whee. 743 00:30:07,814 --> 00:30:09,937 I'll be right back. 744 00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,728 Damn, girl! 745 00:30:14,085 --> 00:30:16,877 [♪♪♪] 746 00:30:17,313 --> 00:30:18,897 Ah. [belches] 747 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:21,249 - [both laugh] - If I'm gonna be a sailor, 748 00:30:21,335 --> 00:30:22,814 I gotta learn to drink like one. 749 00:30:22,897 --> 00:30:25,140 [♪♪♪] 750 00:30:25,226 --> 00:30:26,558 A-cheers. 751 00:30:27,355 --> 00:30:30,289 [♪♪♪] 752 00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:32,531 So what do you want to do in the Navy? 753 00:30:32,617 --> 00:30:34,023 I'm gonna fly jets. 754 00:30:34,157 --> 00:30:36,449 Like, off aircraft carriers and stuff? 755 00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:38,430 That's the idea. 756 00:30:38,772 --> 00:30:42,468 [♪♪♪] 757 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,054 [Debbie] That is so cool. 758 00:30:44,397 --> 00:30:46,835 [♪♪♪] 759 00:30:46,989 --> 00:30:48,280 [laughs] 760 00:30:48,366 --> 00:30:49,654 What are you doing? 761 00:30:49,755 --> 00:30:51,687 Gotta break them in before school starts. 762 00:30:51,948 --> 00:30:53,990 These things destroy your feet 763 00:30:54,076 --> 00:30:55,742 if they're not broken in. 764 00:30:55,828 --> 00:30:58,750 Come on! Join me. 765 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,890 [laughs] Okay. 766 00:31:00,976 --> 00:31:02,792 [Kelly laughs] 767 00:31:03,187 --> 00:31:04,854 [♪♪♪] 768 00:31:05,007 --> 00:31:07,549 [laughs] 769 00:31:07,814 --> 00:31:11,596 [cell phone ringing] 770 00:31:12,282 --> 00:31:13,865 Hey, Fiona. 771 00:31:14,104 --> 00:31:15,895 Hey. You get ahold of Liam? 772 00:31:15,988 --> 00:31:17,245 [Debbie] No. I'm sure 773 00:31:17,331 --> 00:31:18,987 he forgot to charge his phone again. 774 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:20,534 What are you doing? 775 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:22,003 I'm jumping up and down with Kelly. 776 00:31:22,105 --> 00:31:23,021 What are you doing? 777 00:31:23,105 --> 00:31:24,245 Ah, applying for jobs 778 00:31:24,331 --> 00:31:25,665 I don't really want. 779 00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:26,853 [Debbie] Well, I'm home now, 780 00:31:26,939 --> 00:31:28,378 so Liam will be able to get in when he comes. 781 00:31:28,464 --> 00:31:30,323 All right. Thanks. 782 00:31:30,409 --> 00:31:31,784 [laughs] 783 00:31:32,522 --> 00:31:37,397 [♪♪♪] 784 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:40,916 How you feeling, Frank? 785 00:31:41,002 --> 00:31:44,808 Well, I had a rather nice buzz going there for a bit, 786 00:31:44,894 --> 00:31:46,651 but it's starting to fade. Think it's time 787 00:31:46,737 --> 00:31:47,885 to hit me up with the real 788 00:31:47,971 --> 00:31:49,345 knock-you-on-your-ass stuff. 789 00:31:49,637 --> 00:31:51,138 We've been experimenting 790 00:31:51,224 --> 00:31:53,354 with Oriental medicine pain management, 791 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,557 so we thought we'd skip the anesthesia 792 00:31:55,643 --> 00:31:57,659 and just pop a few acupuncture needles in your head, 793 00:31:57,745 --> 00:31:58,995 and see how that works. 794 00:31:59,081 --> 00:32:00,260 What? 795 00:32:00,462 --> 00:32:02,254 I'm just fucking with you, Frank. 796 00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:04,456 [laughs] You shoulda seen your face. 797 00:32:04,605 --> 00:32:06,424 [laughs] 798 00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:09,052 This is Dr. Wild. He's gonna be 799 00:32:09,138 --> 00:32:10,807 your surgeon today. Youngest graduate 800 00:32:10,893 --> 00:32:13,276 of Yale Medical School in over 100 years. 801 00:32:13,429 --> 00:32:15,159 Top of his class, too. 802 00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,559 How old are you now, Noah? 20? 803 00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:19,229 - Twenty-one. - Hmm. 804 00:32:19,348 --> 00:32:21,307 [Tyson] Graduated high school when he was 12. 805 00:32:21,393 --> 00:32:24,393 [Tyson] This is the first week of his ortho residency. 806 00:32:24,685 --> 00:32:27,557 [Tyson] We were very lucky to find Dr. Wild on call today. 807 00:32:27,643 --> 00:32:29,143 Nobody else was willing to do it. 808 00:32:29,229 --> 00:32:30,971 Thought we were going to have to Dermabond your femur 809 00:32:31,057 --> 00:32:32,932 and just dump you back out on the street. 810 00:32:33,021 --> 00:32:35,896 But not to worry. Dr. Grey will be the attending. 811 00:32:35,982 --> 00:32:37,010 Where is Dr. Grey? 812 00:32:37,096 --> 00:32:38,604 Stuck in traffic on the Dan Ryan. 813 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,112 Said to get started without him. 814 00:32:40,239 --> 00:32:41,905 Have you done this before? 815 00:32:41,991 --> 00:32:43,268 A comminuted femur fracture? 816 00:32:43,354 --> 00:32:44,937 Hell no. Very exciting. 817 00:32:45,023 --> 00:32:47,231 We're a teaching hospital, Frank. 818 00:32:47,317 --> 00:32:49,417 Residents working on alcoholic deadbeats 819 00:32:49,503 --> 00:32:52,198 who don't pay their bills is how young surgeons learn. 820 00:33:04,339 --> 00:33:07,214 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 821 00:33:07,939 --> 00:33:11,917 [♪♪♪] 822 00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:13,592 Hey. 823 00:33:13,678 --> 00:33:15,261 Was everything fine? 824 00:33:15,523 --> 00:33:17,898 [♪♪♪] 825 00:33:18,237 --> 00:33:20,002 Peachy. 826 00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,667 [♪♪♪] 827 00:33:23,245 --> 00:33:25,385 What kind of doctor's office was that? 828 00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:27,760 There's no baby stuff around or anything. 829 00:33:29,104 --> 00:33:32,159 I need a drink. Do you want to get a drink? 830 00:33:32,354 --> 00:33:34,078 [elevator bell dings] 831 00:33:34,390 --> 00:33:37,143 Right. No, I'll see you. 832 00:33:37,229 --> 00:33:41,703 [♪♪♪] 833 00:33:48,700 --> 00:33:50,346 I'm off to the bank. 834 00:33:50,432 --> 00:33:52,299 Aww, still down, little man? 835 00:33:52,385 --> 00:33:53,744 Yeah, a bit. 836 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:57,221 Want a quick blowie or a handy-J to perk you up? 837 00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:00,120 I was just kidding, kiddo. 838 00:34:00,393 --> 00:34:01,752 Manager-employee intimacy 839 00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:04,487 is a big no-no in the new employee handbook. 840 00:34:05,073 --> 00:34:06,823 It's a shame, really. Sex used 841 00:34:06,909 --> 00:34:08,385 to be pro forma in fast food. 842 00:34:08,471 --> 00:34:11,010 Jizz and hair nets went together like mustard and mayo. 843 00:34:11,147 --> 00:34:13,831 Hell of a stress relief after a big lunch rush. 844 00:34:14,532 --> 00:34:15,823 I'll be back in about 20 845 00:34:15,909 --> 00:34:17,161 if you can just watch the register 846 00:34:17,245 --> 00:34:19,901 while I'm gone, my salty little biscuit. 847 00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:24,782 Good call on the blowie. 848 00:34:24,885 --> 00:34:26,867 I let Lori go down on me once. 849 00:34:26,953 --> 00:34:28,469 She had most of her fist up my ass 850 00:34:28,555 --> 00:34:29,872 and chewed on my dick. 851 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,778 Woman's an animal. 852 00:34:42,786 --> 00:34:44,245 [bell rings] 853 00:34:44,465 --> 00:34:46,121 Welcome to Captain Bob's, matey. 854 00:34:46,207 --> 00:34:47,786 How may I help you? 855 00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:49,840 Give me the fucking money. 856 00:34:49,926 --> 00:34:51,426 [laughs] Is that a .32? 857 00:34:51,512 --> 00:34:52,911 The fucking money, shithead! 858 00:34:52,997 --> 00:34:55,481 - It's pink. - The bullets aren't pink, motherfucker! 859 00:34:55,567 --> 00:34:57,161 Give me the goddamn money! 860 00:34:57,270 --> 00:34:59,567 Okay, you know what, asshole? Pull the trigger. 861 00:34:59,653 --> 00:35:01,707 My life couldn't get any fucking worse. 862 00:35:01,793 --> 00:35:04,120 Yeah, that's right. Pull the motherfucking trigger. 863 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,911 God fucking... 864 00:35:06,236 --> 00:35:07,902 ♪ Rock music ♪ 865 00:35:08,537 --> 00:35:09,788 Fucker 866 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,249 piece of fucking shit! 867 00:35:11,335 --> 00:35:14,053 West Point, motherfucking... 868 00:35:14,163 --> 00:35:16,256 Lesbian sister piece of shit! 869 00:35:16,342 --> 00:35:21,286 [♪♪♪] 870 00:35:30,617 --> 00:35:32,327 [Fiona] Hi. 871 00:35:33,015 --> 00:35:34,499 I saw the "Help Wanted" sign. 872 00:35:34,585 --> 00:35:36,914 It's minimum wage, nights. 873 00:35:37,825 --> 00:35:41,765 Is there an application or something I can fill out? 874 00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:43,101 [register beeps] 875 00:35:43,187 --> 00:35:45,577 $11.99. 876 00:35:47,953 --> 00:35:50,445 - All right, thanks. - You still here? 877 00:35:51,587 --> 00:35:53,414 I need a job. 878 00:36:02,164 --> 00:36:03,984 Thanks. 879 00:36:05,742 --> 00:36:07,421 Just to be clear, have you been sending 880 00:36:07,507 --> 00:36:08,789 two children to our school 881 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,421 for the price of one for months? 882 00:36:10,507 --> 00:36:11,601 We're very sorry, Sister. 883 00:36:11,687 --> 00:36:13,452 You only had space for one girl, so... 884 00:36:13,536 --> 00:36:14,890 So you committed fraud 885 00:36:14,976 --> 00:36:16,249 and conspired to deny 886 00:36:16,335 --> 00:36:18,023 the Sisters of Faith, Hope, and Charity 887 00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,710 the revenue we send to our sister order in Ghana 888 00:36:20,796 --> 00:36:22,249 to help fight leprosy. 889 00:36:22,335 --> 00:36:24,414 Leprosy? Really? 890 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,164 That's bad. That's when your skin 891 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,781 - falls off... - I got it, Kev. 892 00:36:27,867 --> 00:36:28,995 We're very sorry, Sister. 893 00:36:29,078 --> 00:36:30,577 After much prayer, we've come up 894 00:36:30,661 --> 00:36:31,773 with two possible ways 895 00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:34,184 for us to resolve this sad situation. 896 00:36:37,872 --> 00:36:39,465 $1,400? 897 00:36:39,551 --> 00:36:41,786 [Frances] Your back tuition, plus interest. 898 00:36:41,879 --> 00:36:43,442 By Friday, or we call the cops. 899 00:36:43,528 --> 00:36:44,584 [sighs] 900 00:36:44,670 --> 00:36:46,629 And what's the other possible way? 901 00:36:48,245 --> 00:36:49,953 ♪ Upbeat guitar music ♪ 902 00:36:50,379 --> 00:36:52,160 We need a Jesus for the Festival 903 00:36:52,246 --> 00:36:54,074 of St. Felicity pageant next weekend, 904 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,036 and Mr. Ball looks like he works out. 905 00:36:57,285 --> 00:36:59,184 You want Kev to be Jesus? 906 00:36:59,324 --> 00:37:01,494 [♪♪♪] 907 00:37:01,832 --> 00:37:03,152 That's it? 908 00:37:03,238 --> 00:37:04,995 [♪♪♪] 909 00:37:05,192 --> 00:37:06,942 There is one small catch. 910 00:37:07,065 --> 00:37:08,520 [♪♪♪] 911 00:37:08,651 --> 00:37:10,324 - Whoa. - [coughs] 912 00:37:10,699 --> 00:37:12,101 That's huge. 913 00:37:12,238 --> 00:37:13,871 And heavy. 914 00:37:13,957 --> 00:37:15,848 Mr. Polinsky made it himself. 915 00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:17,895 He paid for a pew, so we've been afraid 916 00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:19,778 to tell him no one can lift it. 917 00:37:19,879 --> 00:37:21,684 So I gotta get nailed up or it or something? 918 00:37:21,770 --> 00:37:24,309 No. Carry it on your shoulder, 919 00:37:24,395 --> 00:37:26,426 as Christ did on his way to Golgotha. 920 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:31,327 [♪♪♪] 921 00:37:37,661 --> 00:37:39,995 [strains, grunts] 922 00:37:40,078 --> 00:37:43,828 [♪♪♪] 923 00:37:43,911 --> 00:37:46,168 Our last Jesus got a hernia. 924 00:37:46,254 --> 00:37:48,036 Uh, yeah. 925 00:37:48,290 --> 00:37:50,301 So how far do I gotta carry it? 926 00:37:50,491 --> 00:37:52,491 From the school to the church. 927 00:37:53,051 --> 00:37:54,543 That's gotta be a hundred yards. 928 00:37:54,629 --> 00:37:55,744 More like 150. 929 00:37:55,828 --> 00:37:57,494 [♪♪♪] 930 00:37:57,762 --> 00:37:59,786 $1,400, Kev. 931 00:37:59,869 --> 00:38:01,449 [♪♪♪] 932 00:38:01,598 --> 00:38:03,848 Fuck this. 933 00:38:05,762 --> 00:38:07,410 I went to get a test done. 934 00:38:08,327 --> 00:38:10,770 The doctor was my mom's oncologist. 935 00:38:11,078 --> 00:38:13,953 Spanish music playing over speakers... 936 00:38:14,036 --> 00:38:15,494 [♪♪♪] 937 00:38:15,732 --> 00:38:17,184 Cancer. 938 00:38:18,919 --> 00:38:20,465 BRCA. 939 00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:23,411 [♪♪♪] 940 00:38:23,863 --> 00:38:26,192 It's a gene, moron. 941 00:38:26,661 --> 00:38:28,746 I went to find out if I inherited 942 00:38:28,832 --> 00:38:30,324 a genetic mutation from my mom 943 00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:32,637 that means I'm probably gonna die of breast cancer. 944 00:38:33,203 --> 00:38:36,027 Little gene might even throw in ovarian cancer, free of charge, 945 00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:38,090 just to make sure I'm good and dead. 946 00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:39,481 And? 947 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,957 Don't find out the results for a couple days. 948 00:38:42,098 --> 00:38:43,286 [♪♪♪] 949 00:38:43,369 --> 00:38:45,090 Oh... 950 00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:48,201 I'm sorry. 951 00:38:48,287 --> 00:38:51,012 [Tami] Yeah, it's a tough break for me, huh? 952 00:38:51,161 --> 00:38:56,286 [♪♪♪] 953 00:38:56,372 --> 00:38:58,414 Want to know the real pisser? 954 00:38:58,703 --> 00:39:01,567 There are two variations of the gene. 955 00:39:01,744 --> 00:39:03,828 If I have one, 956 00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:06,203 having babies reduces my chances of getting cancer, 957 00:39:06,327 --> 00:39:08,036 but if I have the other... 958 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,411 [♪♪♪] 959 00:39:10,494 --> 00:39:12,369 Then having a baby increases my chances 960 00:39:12,452 --> 00:39:14,387 of getting cancer. Cami got the test 961 00:39:14,473 --> 00:39:16,264 a couple years ago, and she's got 962 00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:18,879 the "baby good" kind of death gene, 963 00:39:18,988 --> 00:39:21,629 so she got your buddy Brad to knock her up right away, 964 00:39:22,016 --> 00:39:24,432 and Cory took the test, and Daddy's little princess 965 00:39:24,577 --> 00:39:26,161 is, of course, 966 00:39:26,245 --> 00:39:27,536 clean as driven snow. 967 00:39:27,619 --> 00:39:29,494 And you've never been tested before. 968 00:39:29,577 --> 00:39:31,452 [♪♪♪] 969 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,082 Fuck no. Why would I want to know 970 00:39:34,168 --> 00:39:35,494 if I'm gonna live or die? 971 00:39:35,577 --> 00:39:38,246 [♪♪♪] 972 00:39:38,494 --> 00:39:41,317 Can the doctors do anything if you have the gene? 973 00:39:41,452 --> 00:39:45,957 [♪♪♪] 974 00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:47,786 You know what? Let's eat. 975 00:39:47,996 --> 00:39:49,684 I am fucking famished. 976 00:39:50,184 --> 00:39:54,619 [♪♪♪] 977 00:39:54,703 --> 00:39:57,828 [distant sirens wailing] 978 00:39:59,408 --> 00:40:02,366 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 979 00:40:02,452 --> 00:40:03,723 [♪♪♪] 980 00:40:03,809 --> 00:40:05,245 [sighs] 981 00:40:05,327 --> 00:40:07,661 [♪♪♪] 982 00:40:07,744 --> 00:40:09,411 [chuckles weakly] 983 00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:14,577 [♪♪♪] 984 00:40:21,107 --> 00:40:22,181 [Fiona] Hi. 985 00:40:22,267 --> 00:40:24,658 My name is Fiona, and, uh, 986 00:40:24,744 --> 00:40:26,869 I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic. 987 00:40:27,319 --> 00:40:29,286 [all] Hi, Fiona. 988 00:40:29,647 --> 00:40:32,131 I know I'm supposed to say I'm an alcoholic, 989 00:40:32,253 --> 00:40:35,075 but I... I don't really know. 990 00:40:35,428 --> 00:40:37,678 I have been going through a really rough time 991 00:40:37,764 --> 00:40:39,245 the last couple months, 992 00:40:39,327 --> 00:40:41,786 and I've been drinking too much to get by... 993 00:40:41,869 --> 00:40:43,647 [♪♪♪] 994 00:40:43,924 --> 00:40:46,709 But I haven't had trouble with alcohol before. 995 00:40:47,941 --> 00:40:49,819 There's a lot of reasons to think 996 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:51,786 that I could be an alcoholic. 997 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:54,452 My mom was a junkie, 998 00:40:54,663 --> 00:40:57,358 and my dad's a drunk and an addict. 999 00:40:58,116 --> 00:41:00,161 My brother's an alcoholic, 1000 00:41:00,506 --> 00:41:01,786 and I love him to death. 1001 00:41:01,869 --> 00:41:04,577 [♪♪♪] 1002 00:41:04,661 --> 00:41:06,889 So I guess I should be here, 1003 00:41:07,581 --> 00:41:08,992 you know, just in case. 1004 00:41:09,078 --> 00:41:10,452 [laughter] 1005 00:41:10,536 --> 00:41:12,280 [laughs] 1006 00:41:12,577 --> 00:41:13,889 Thanks for listening. 1007 00:41:13,975 --> 00:41:15,183 [all] You're welcome. 1008 00:41:15,577 --> 00:41:20,744 [♪♪♪] 1009 00:41:29,161 --> 00:41:31,749 [man] Hi, my name is Tony, and I'm an alcoholic. 1010 00:41:32,161 --> 00:41:36,995 [♪♪♪] 1011 00:41:41,161 --> 00:41:42,494 Fuck. 1012 00:41:42,577 --> 00:41:47,661 [♪♪♪] 1013 00:42:17,953 --> 00:42:20,078 Oh, holy shit! 1014 00:42:20,161 --> 00:42:21,541 What are you doing? 1015 00:42:21,627 --> 00:42:23,145 I'm sorry. 1016 00:42:23,489 --> 00:42:25,419 I'm not gay. 1017 00:42:25,505 --> 00:42:27,661 No, I know. That was a mistake. 1018 00:42:29,411 --> 00:42:33,825 I'm... I am... I mean, I wish I was, 1019 00:42:33,911 --> 00:42:35,091 because if I were, I would... 1020 00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:37,379 I would totally be into you. You're great. 1021 00:42:37,465 --> 00:42:39,090 Yeah, no. Thanks. 1022 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:42,241 Oh, shit. 1023 00:42:42,434 --> 00:42:44,364 I totally led you on. I am... 1024 00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:46,869 I'm so sorry. We... we can still be friends. 1025 00:42:47,169 --> 00:42:49,153 Yeah, absolutely. 1026 00:42:52,489 --> 00:42:54,466 I should probably get going and let you sleep, 1027 00:42:54,575 --> 00:42:55,864 'cause you worked last night, right? 1028 00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:57,327 Yeah, I did. 1029 00:42:57,536 --> 00:42:59,327 You should. 1030 00:43:02,384 --> 00:43:04,059 I'll call you later, okay? 1031 00:43:04,145 --> 00:43:06,536 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 1032 00:43:06,619 --> 00:43:11,744 [♪♪♪] 1033 00:43:15,203 --> 00:43:16,369 [door closes] 1034 00:43:16,452 --> 00:43:18,494 [♪♪♪] 1035 00:43:18,577 --> 00:43:21,494 [upbeat music on speakers] 1036 00:43:21,577 --> 00:43:22,869 Shit. That thing looks 1037 00:43:22,953 --> 00:43:25,817 like it weighs at least 300 pounds. 1038 00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:27,434 How far are you supposed to drag it? 1039 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,552 From the school playground to the church. 1040 00:43:29,638 --> 00:43:31,442 You can't put wheels on the end of it or something? 1041 00:43:31,528 --> 00:43:32,638 The nuns said no. 1042 00:43:32,724 --> 00:43:34,138 Jesus didn't have wheels. 1043 00:43:34,222 --> 00:43:36,349 [Veronica] Oh. Here's the wig. 1044 00:43:36,630 --> 00:43:37,679 Jesus was a blond? 1045 00:43:37,763 --> 00:43:40,055 [Veronica] No, Jesus was black and had nappy hair, but no one 1046 00:43:40,138 --> 00:43:41,255 ever wants to talk about that. 1047 00:43:41,341 --> 00:43:42,489 Jesus wasn't black. 1048 00:43:42,575 --> 00:43:43,930 African. Hello. 1049 00:43:44,013 --> 00:43:45,388 - Fuck off. - You fuck off. 1050 00:43:45,472 --> 00:43:46,544 Jesus was a Jew. 1051 00:43:46,630 --> 00:43:47,721 Jesus was Jewish? 1052 00:43:47,804 --> 00:43:48,825 King of the Jews. 1053 00:43:48,911 --> 00:43:50,180 King of the Jews! 1054 00:43:50,263 --> 00:43:51,497 Yeah, at first, maybe, 1055 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:53,083 but then he was Christian, 1056 00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:54,466 because he was... 1057 00:43:54,697 --> 00:43:56,388 Well, because he was Christ, 1058 00:43:56,658 --> 00:44:00,635 so he was the first Christ-ian. 1059 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,177 [laughs] 1060 00:44:02,388 --> 00:44:05,222 [♪♪♪] 1061 00:44:05,989 --> 00:44:07,846 How do I look? 1062 00:44:08,119 --> 00:44:09,942 You want the truth? 1063 00:44:10,572 --> 00:44:11,927 [Tommy] Hey, if you're looking to build 1064 00:44:12,013 --> 00:44:13,305 your post-vasectomy stamina, 1065 00:44:13,388 --> 00:44:15,325 lugging that fucker around oughta do it. 1066 00:44:15,513 --> 00:44:18,638 [Tommy laughs] 1067 00:44:18,798 --> 00:44:20,208 [Veronica] Kevin? 1068 00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:22,430 [♪♪♪] 1069 00:44:22,638 --> 00:44:23,930 The hell is that? 1070 00:44:24,013 --> 00:44:25,430 I think it's your pants. 1071 00:44:25,513 --> 00:44:28,388 [laughter] 1072 00:44:28,472 --> 00:44:29,927 [♪♪♪] 1073 00:44:32,143 --> 00:44:33,475 [Eliza] Hey. 1074 00:44:33,561 --> 00:44:35,270 I'm glad to see you here. 1075 00:44:35,653 --> 00:44:37,419 - Hi. - Hi. 1076 00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:39,671 Thanks. 1077 00:44:42,430 --> 00:44:44,638 Uh, how's, uh, life at Patsy's? 1078 00:44:44,721 --> 00:44:46,599 Eh, same old shit. [laughs] 1079 00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:48,513 Lily ran off with her boyfriend to Portland, 1080 00:44:48,596 --> 00:44:50,888 oh, and Juan... he got picked up by ICE 1081 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:52,770 when he showed up at court for a DUI. 1082 00:44:52,971 --> 00:44:56,247 Shit. Well, he's got a family, right? 1083 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:58,270 Yeah. Couple of kids. 1084 00:45:00,675 --> 00:45:01,989 Oh, I wouldn't. 1085 00:45:02,323 --> 00:45:04,427 [whispering] Coffee at this meeting is shit. 1086 00:45:08,438 --> 00:45:10,104 [laughs] 1087 00:45:11,807 --> 00:45:15,380 [laughs] You might want to check out Al-Anon 1088 00:45:15,466 --> 00:45:16,721 if you're not sure about AA. 1089 00:45:16,935 --> 00:45:18,372 Couple of us go to both. 1090 00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:20,880 It's for people who have family members who are drunks. 1091 00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:22,261 There's a flyer over there 1092 00:45:22,347 --> 00:45:23,763 with the rest of the literature. 1093 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:25,763 ♪ Melancholy rock music ♪ 1094 00:45:25,846 --> 00:45:27,096 I'll check it out. 1095 00:45:27,180 --> 00:45:29,430 [♪♪♪] 1096 00:45:29,513 --> 00:45:30,679 Keep coming. 1097 00:45:30,763 --> 00:45:32,388 It works. 1098 00:45:32,677 --> 00:45:37,305 [♪♪♪] 1099 00:45:37,928 --> 00:45:40,802 ♪ Jaunty music ♪ 1100 00:45:40,888 --> 00:45:41,930 [♪♪♪] 1101 00:45:42,013 --> 00:45:43,403 Hey. 1102 00:45:43,786 --> 00:45:45,411 How you feeling? 1103 00:45:45,721 --> 00:45:47,180 [♪♪♪] 1104 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:49,434 Boy, it was a mess in there. 1105 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,192 Took six plates and 18 screws, 1106 00:45:51,278 --> 00:45:53,005 but I think we got Humpty Dumpty 1107 00:45:53,091 --> 00:45:54,302 put back together again. 1108 00:45:54,388 --> 00:45:56,430 - Pain. - To be expected, 1109 00:45:56,513 --> 00:45:58,583 but pain is your friend, okay? 1110 00:45:58,669 --> 00:45:59,778 It's the body's way of letting you know 1111 00:45:59,864 --> 00:46:02,113 it needs time to rest and to heal. 1112 00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:03,846 Drugs. 1113 00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:05,661 [Frank clears throat] Drugs. 1114 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,489 [♪♪♪] 1115 00:46:08,587 --> 00:46:09,879 Yeah. 1116 00:46:10,411 --> 00:46:11,721 How'd it go? 1117 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:13,302 Uh, great. 1118 00:46:13,388 --> 00:46:15,469 It was a distal intra-articular fracture. 1119 00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:17,222 Uh, extended up into the femoral shaft. 1120 00:46:17,305 --> 00:46:18,547 Difficult separating the lateral... 1121 00:46:18,633 --> 00:46:21,063 Yeah, that's wonderful. When can we boot his ass out? 1122 00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:23,282 Discharge him from the hospital? 1123 00:46:23,368 --> 00:46:24,430 Tonight, perhaps? 1124 00:46:24,513 --> 00:46:26,305 Admin is refusing him a bed. 1125 00:46:26,388 --> 00:46:27,704 [Frank] Drugs! 1126 00:46:27,954 --> 00:46:29,321 [Yolanda] In the past 15 years, 1127 00:46:29,407 --> 00:46:30,524 Mr. Gallagher has run up 1128 00:46:30,610 --> 00:46:31,846 over $85,000 1129 00:46:31,930 --> 00:46:33,804 in unpaid bills at this hospital alone, 1130 00:46:33,888 --> 00:46:35,868 not to mention another $32,000 1131 00:46:35,954 --> 00:46:37,524 in outpatient services. 1132 00:46:37,790 --> 00:46:39,469 But he's facing three to six months 1133 00:46:39,555 --> 00:46:42,102 of recovery. Rehab, physical therapy... 1134 00:46:42,234 --> 00:46:44,477 So we're agreed. Tonight, then? 1135 00:46:44,563 --> 00:46:45,679 He's still too weak. 1136 00:46:45,763 --> 00:46:47,532 I need drugs! 1137 00:46:48,012 --> 00:46:49,637 More drugs! [groans] 1138 00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:51,860 [Yolanda] He seems to be regaining 1139 00:46:51,946 --> 00:46:53,258 his strength. 1140 00:46:53,407 --> 00:46:54,596 [♪♪♪] 1141 00:46:54,805 --> 00:46:57,321 Just pump him full of IV antibiotics 1142 00:46:57,407 --> 00:46:59,344 and schedule a follow-up. Send him home 1143 00:46:59,430 --> 00:47:01,383 with 20 Oxy. He'll be happy as a clam. 1144 00:47:01,469 --> 00:47:03,461 [Tyson] Not to worry, doctor. 1145 00:47:03,563 --> 00:47:05,665 Only two things will be left roaming the Earth 1146 00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:07,168 after the next apocalypse: 1147 00:47:07,254 --> 00:47:09,753 cockroaches and Frank Gallagher. 1148 00:47:09,930 --> 00:47:13,305 [♪♪♪] 1149 00:47:13,388 --> 00:47:16,227 Pain. I'm feeling pain. 1150 00:47:16,407 --> 00:47:21,222 [♪♪♪] 1151 00:47:24,569 --> 00:47:25,735 Hey. 1152 00:47:25,821 --> 00:47:26,961 Hi. 1153 00:47:27,485 --> 00:47:28,852 [sighs] 1154 00:47:33,353 --> 00:47:34,938 [breathes deeply] 1155 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,399 That dinner? 1156 00:47:43,732 --> 00:47:44,899 Yeah. 1157 00:47:45,138 --> 00:47:46,596 Wasn't much in there. 1158 00:47:50,347 --> 00:47:51,472 A baby? 1159 00:47:51,749 --> 00:47:53,094 Maybe. 1160 00:47:56,322 --> 00:47:57,573 Wanna talk about it? 1161 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,891 No. 1162 00:47:59,054 --> 00:48:00,138 Not really. 1163 00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:04,993 Sorry I missed the meeting this morning. 1164 00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:07,407 I got stuck taking Frank to the hospital. 1165 00:48:08,144 --> 00:48:10,227 You got to a meeting today, though? 1166 00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,852 I did, over at the rec center. 1167 00:48:14,143 --> 00:48:15,454 Good. 1168 00:48:18,774 --> 00:48:20,258 What's that? 1169 00:48:21,141 --> 00:48:23,243 It's a Al-Anon flyer. 1170 00:48:23,372 --> 00:48:24,927 It's... I picked it up at the meeting. 1171 00:48:25,013 --> 00:48:27,096 Twenty questions to see if Al-Anon 1172 00:48:27,180 --> 00:48:28,554 could be right for you. 1173 00:48:28,638 --> 00:48:30,141 Yeah, how'd you do? 1174 00:48:30,227 --> 00:48:32,727 Perfect score. Twenty out of 20. 1175 00:48:33,013 --> 00:48:34,888 "Have holidays or gatherings 1176 00:48:34,971 --> 00:48:37,721 ever been spoiled by a loved one's drinking?" 1177 00:48:37,804 --> 00:48:39,063 Yeah. 1178 00:48:39,347 --> 00:48:40,804 "Have you ever called the police 1179 00:48:40,888 --> 00:48:42,305 for fear of abuse?" 1180 00:48:42,388 --> 00:48:44,297 The best ones are at the bottom. 1181 00:48:44,619 --> 00:48:47,672 "Do you feel more alive in the midst of a crisis?" 1182 00:48:47,804 --> 00:48:48,993 Mm-hmm. 1183 00:48:49,347 --> 00:48:51,138 "Are you uneasy when your life 1184 00:48:51,222 --> 00:48:53,430 is going smoothly?" Mm-hmm. 1185 00:48:53,571 --> 00:48:55,102 And my personal favorite: 1186 00:48:55,188 --> 00:48:56,969 "Do you care for others easily, 1187 00:48:57,055 --> 00:48:59,347 but find it difficult to care for yourself?" 1188 00:48:59,430 --> 00:49:00,915 [laughs] 1189 00:49:01,637 --> 00:49:04,508 You might need to start going to two groups a day now. 1190 00:49:04,999 --> 00:49:07,790 [laughs] Yeah. It's fucked up. 1191 00:49:09,736 --> 00:49:12,070 I was doing so well for a while. 1192 00:49:12,403 --> 00:49:14,112 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 1193 00:49:14,198 --> 00:49:16,240 I really thought I had a chance. 1194 00:49:16,430 --> 00:49:18,055 [♪♪♪] 1195 00:49:18,203 --> 00:49:19,946 You do have a chance. 1196 00:49:20,032 --> 00:49:24,375 [♪♪♪] 1197 00:49:24,971 --> 00:49:27,094 I don't know if I believe that anymore. 1198 00:49:28,554 --> 00:49:31,138 [laughs weakly] 1199 00:49:31,383 --> 00:49:33,375 I don't know what happened. 1200 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:36,930 It just all fell apart so fast. 1201 00:49:37,315 --> 00:49:42,397 [♪♪♪] 1202 00:49:43,844 --> 00:49:46,805 I don't really know what I'm supposed to do now. 1203 00:49:48,493 --> 00:49:50,852 Only thing you can do. 1204 00:49:52,013 --> 00:49:54,040 You get back up. 1205 00:49:55,297 --> 00:49:56,961 You start over. 1206 00:49:57,172 --> 00:49:58,963 [snorts] 1207 00:49:59,053 --> 00:50:00,204 It's that easy, huh? 1208 00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:02,961 No, it's fucking hard, 1209 00:50:03,608 --> 00:50:04,993 but you're strong. 1210 00:50:05,222 --> 00:50:07,141 ♪ Slow rock music ♪ 1211 00:50:07,448 --> 00:50:08,883 Are you sure? 1212 00:50:09,138 --> 00:50:10,602 [♪♪♪] 1213 00:50:10,688 --> 00:50:12,094 Yeah. 1214 00:50:13,263 --> 00:50:15,047 I'm sure. 1215 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:19,930 [♪♪♪] 1216 00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:27,302 All right. Shit. 1217 00:50:27,388 --> 00:50:29,399 I gotta go work. 1218 00:50:29,638 --> 00:50:31,071 Yeah, you got a new job? 1219 00:50:31,157 --> 00:50:32,547 Yeah. 1220 00:50:32,953 --> 00:50:34,891 Nights at the Valero. 1221 00:50:34,977 --> 00:50:37,635 Ho, ho! Starting from the top, huh? 1222 00:50:37,829 --> 00:50:40,013 Hey, um, did you ever find Liam today? 1223 00:50:40,096 --> 00:50:41,829 No, but Debbie was here 1224 00:50:41,915 --> 00:50:43,638 most of the day. She might have. 1225 00:50:43,912 --> 00:50:45,000 All right. 1226 00:50:45,765 --> 00:50:48,508 ♪ Don't mean I'm gonna let go ♪ 1227 00:50:48,594 --> 00:50:51,133 ♪ Not gonna lay down die here ♪ 1228 00:50:51,265 --> 00:50:53,758 ♪ There's blood still running ♪ 1229 00:50:53,844 --> 00:50:55,211 [Todd laughs] 1230 00:50:55,489 --> 00:50:57,461 [both laugh] 1231 00:50:58,010 --> 00:50:59,302 [laughs] 1232 00:50:59,388 --> 00:51:01,096 [cell phone chimes] 1233 00:51:01,446 --> 00:51:02,679 [Todd] One of your sisters again? 1234 00:51:02,763 --> 00:51:04,555 Nope. Brother. 1235 00:51:05,093 --> 00:51:06,500 [laughs] 1236 00:51:06,586 --> 00:51:08,157 [♪♪♪] 1237 00:51:08,351 --> 00:51:10,934 - Is that Chris Rock? - No. 1238 00:51:11,274 --> 00:51:13,513 Look, that lady's about to shoot that dude in the head. 1239 00:51:13,596 --> 00:51:16,047 I'm going up now, Todd. You boys don't forget 1240 00:51:16,133 --> 00:51:17,679 to brush your teeth and say your prayers. 1241 00:51:17,868 --> 00:51:19,180 Yes, ma'am. We won't. 1242 00:51:19,263 --> 00:51:20,846 Your services are no longer needed... 1243 00:51:20,930 --> 00:51:22,138 [Todd laughs] Look. 1244 00:51:22,222 --> 00:51:23,438 [Todd laughs] 1245 00:51:23,524 --> 00:51:25,540 - Oh! - Oh, damn. 1246 00:51:25,688 --> 00:51:30,472 [♪♪♪] 1247 00:51:31,930 --> 00:51:34,138 Keep this closed and don't open it for anyone. 1248 00:51:34,222 --> 00:51:35,407 [♪♪♪] 1249 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,071 One inch thick. Can stop a shotgun 1250 00:51:37,157 --> 00:51:38,688 at point-blank range. 1251 00:51:39,138 --> 00:51:40,368 Does it need to? 1252 00:51:40,454 --> 00:51:42,258 Hasn't happened in a couple years. 1253 00:51:42,368 --> 00:51:44,493 If you have to pee, wait till no one's in the store, 1254 00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:46,802 come out, lock the front, and then do your business. 1255 00:51:46,888 --> 00:51:49,028 No lunch break, but owner doesn't mind 1256 00:51:49,114 --> 00:51:50,286 if you eat a burrito 1257 00:51:50,372 --> 00:51:51,731 or whatever. 1258 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:52,934 You got it? 1259 00:51:53,020 --> 00:51:54,305 Yeah, I think so. 1260 00:51:54,388 --> 00:51:55,513 Darian comes in at 6:00. 1261 00:51:55,596 --> 00:51:57,935 He's late sometimes, but he'll show. 1262 00:51:58,969 --> 00:52:02,192 ♪ I'm taking my time before this life ends ♪ 1263 00:52:02,278 --> 00:52:05,216 ♪ I've been giving everything ♪ 1264 00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:07,075 ♪ I'm taking my time ♪ 1265 00:52:07,161 --> 00:52:09,535 ♪ Before this life ends ♪ 1266 00:52:09,711 --> 00:52:13,450 [♪♪♪] 1267 00:52:13,544 --> 00:52:15,961 [Debbie crying] 1268 00:52:16,458 --> 00:52:20,411 ♪ I've been giving everything I love ♪ 1269 00:52:20,497 --> 00:52:22,692 [♪♪♪] 1270 00:52:22,802 --> 00:52:24,247 ♪ It's so good ♪ 1271 00:52:24,513 --> 00:52:26,435 [knocks] 1272 00:52:26,521 --> 00:52:28,614 Hey. The fuck's wrong with you? 1273 00:52:28,739 --> 00:52:30,145 Leave me alone, Carl. 1274 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:34,888 ♪ Silly self-made man ♪ 1275 00:52:34,974 --> 00:52:36,067 [♪♪♪] 1276 00:52:36,177 --> 00:52:41,989 ♪ Got 18 castles in the sand ♪ 1277 00:52:42,183 --> 00:52:45,950 ♪ Without a love it's no good ♪ 1278 00:52:46,036 --> 00:52:50,770 ♪ It's no good ♪ 1279 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:52,520 [♪♪♪] 1280 00:52:52,761 --> 00:52:54,505 She doesn't love me. 1281 00:52:54,888 --> 00:52:56,169 Who? 1282 00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:58,489 Kelly. 1283 00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:02,138 I tried to kiss her, and she... 1284 00:53:03,388 --> 00:53:06,177 ♪ rustic music ♪ 1285 00:53:06,419 --> 00:53:09,044 Why can't anyone ever love me? 1286 00:53:09,183 --> 00:53:11,411 Come on. That's not true. 1287 00:53:11,809 --> 00:53:13,231 It is. 1288 00:53:13,466 --> 00:53:14,856 Franny loves you. 1289 00:53:15,012 --> 00:53:17,054 That doesn't fucking count. 1290 00:53:17,216 --> 00:53:20,799 [♪♪♪] 1291 00:53:20,930 --> 00:53:22,716 Someone shot at me today. 1292 00:53:22,971 --> 00:53:24,013 What? 1293 00:53:24,099 --> 00:53:25,872 Yeah, at work. 1294 00:53:26,055 --> 00:53:27,755 I fucked him up. 1295 00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:29,705 The cops come? 1296 00:53:29,813 --> 00:53:32,895 Yeah. Said I did a good job, 1297 00:53:32,981 --> 00:53:34,763 but probably should've just given him the money. 1298 00:53:34,846 --> 00:53:36,763 It was only, like, 120 bucks. 1299 00:53:36,856 --> 00:53:38,138 [♪♪♪] 1300 00:53:38,372 --> 00:53:41,051 No shit. You don't want 1301 00:53:41,137 --> 00:53:43,435 to take a bullet for Captain Bob. 1302 00:53:44,036 --> 00:53:45,794 Guess I just kind of went crazy on the dude 1303 00:53:45,911 --> 00:53:48,013 after Kelly broke up with me, 1304 00:53:48,096 --> 00:53:51,286 and getting that rejection letter from West Point. 1305 00:53:52,554 --> 00:53:54,317 You got a letter from West Point? 1306 00:53:54,679 --> 00:53:56,075 Yeah. 1307 00:53:56,679 --> 00:53:58,770 Didn't even make it past the first cut. 1308 00:53:59,052 --> 00:54:03,885 ♪ My moves are a never-ending smile ♪ 1309 00:54:03,971 --> 00:54:05,471 Sorry. 1310 00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:07,013 Yeah. 1311 00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:08,533 Me, too. 1312 00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:11,838 You know you'll find somebody. 1313 00:54:12,369 --> 00:54:13,994 [sniffs] You think so? 1314 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,846 Yeah, definitely. 1315 00:54:16,327 --> 00:54:19,036 Kelly's a bitch. She likes to break hearts. 1316 00:54:19,183 --> 00:54:20,474 She is a bitch. 1317 00:54:20,573 --> 00:54:21,713 [sniffs] 1318 00:54:22,513 --> 00:54:24,479 Yeah, we should go fuck her up. 1319 00:54:24,761 --> 00:54:27,197 She'd kick both our asses. 1320 00:54:27,693 --> 00:54:31,484 [♪♪♪] 1321 00:54:31,661 --> 00:54:33,713 I'm glad you didn't get shot. 1322 00:54:34,263 --> 00:54:36,674 Yeah, me too. 1323 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,430 [♪♪♪] 1324 00:54:39,322 --> 00:54:42,305 [wood scraping] 1325 00:54:42,388 --> 00:54:45,347 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1326 00:54:45,430 --> 00:54:48,347 [♪♪♪] 1327 00:54:48,430 --> 00:54:49,804 Is that Jesus? 1328 00:54:49,888 --> 00:54:55,119 [♪♪♪] 1329 00:54:58,513 --> 00:54:59,979 Here you go. 1330 00:55:00,377 --> 00:55:02,036 Thanks. 1331 00:55:02,276 --> 00:55:06,401 [♪♪♪] 1332 00:55:13,474 --> 00:55:14,721 Fiona? 1333 00:55:16,807 --> 00:55:18,783 Holy fuck. 1334 00:55:20,648 --> 00:55:21,901 Hi, Max. 1335 00:55:24,425 --> 00:55:25,924 $8.52. 1336 00:55:28,147 --> 00:55:29,604 How've you been? 1337 00:55:31,994 --> 00:55:33,263 I've been better. 1338 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:34,604 Yeah. 1339 00:55:37,016 --> 00:55:39,237 Uh, listen, I was meaning to call you. 1340 00:55:39,401 --> 00:55:41,932 The zoning on that lot you're a partner in got approved. 1341 00:55:42,047 --> 00:55:44,674 [Max] Looks like the nursing home's still gonna purchase it. 1342 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,744 You know, we still have some due diligence to do, 1343 00:55:46,830 --> 00:55:50,164 but should close the next six, maybe 12 months. 1344 00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,525 And can I get 50 bucks on six? 1345 00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:54,932 Uh... 1346 00:55:57,930 --> 00:55:59,393 I don't remember exactly how much 1347 00:55:59,479 --> 00:56:00,471 you have in the partnership. 1348 00:56:00,557 --> 00:56:02,291 Something around $90,000? 1349 00:56:03,192 --> 00:56:04,612 S... $100,000. 1350 00:56:07,854 --> 00:56:09,979 What if I bought you out now? 1351 00:56:12,010 --> 00:56:13,344 - What? - Yeah. 1352 00:56:13,430 --> 00:56:14,691 That way, you don't have to wait a year 1353 00:56:14,777 --> 00:56:16,723 for your money, and I don't haveto waste my time 1354 00:56:16,809 --> 00:56:18,119 hunting down your next of kin 1355 00:56:18,205 --> 00:56:20,488 after you get shot selling cheap wine out of this box. 1356 00:56:22,638 --> 00:56:24,222 Still have the same phone number? 1357 00:56:24,305 --> 00:56:25,347 Yeah. 1358 00:56:25,430 --> 00:56:26,918 Good. 1359 00:56:28,546 --> 00:56:30,801 I'll call you in the morning. We'll get it done. 1360 00:56:35,763 --> 00:56:36,902 ♪ Rock music ♪ 1361 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:38,577 [laughs] 1362 00:56:38,888 --> 00:56:44,055 [♪♪♪] 1363 00:56:45,846 --> 00:56:47,138 [laughs] 1364 00:56:47,222 --> 00:56:48,763 [♪♪♪] 1365 00:56:48,846 --> 00:56:51,473 ♪ I wake up ♪ 1366 00:56:51,763 --> 00:56:54,996 ♪ Waiting for you ♪ 1367 00:56:55,344 --> 00:56:57,177 ♪ I try ♪ 1368 00:56:58,953 --> 00:57:01,535 - Got it? - Yup, I got this one. 1369 00:57:10,266 --> 00:57:11,674 Let's go. 1370 00:57:13,739 --> 00:57:16,604 [siren wails] 1371 00:57:24,751 --> 00:57:25,958 Hello? 1372 00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:32,406 Hello! 1373 00:57:36,395 --> 00:57:37,797 Fuck. 1374 00:57:38,399 --> 00:57:43,352 ♪ Wake up waiting for you ♪ 1375 00:57:43,438 --> 00:57:44,804 [♪♪♪] 1376 00:57:44,890 --> 00:57:47,196 ♪ I try hard ♪ 1377 00:57:47,856 --> 00:57:48,856 ♪ To start anew ♪ 90450