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♪ Girls have feelings ♪
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♪ Girls have feelings ♪
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♪ Too, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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♪ Too, ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
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Wake up, Mama.
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Mama, please wake up.
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Oh, God. What time is it?
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- Mm-mm-mm.
- I'm sorry I didn't wake up.
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It's okay.
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You wanna go read?
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Okay.
[sighs] Okay, I'm--
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I'm gonna go put on some PJs.
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Oof.
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Larry, I'm very hungover.
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Okay, I'm up.
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Okay, let's read a book.
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Okay.
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Once upon a time,
there was a little boy,
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and as he runs,
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he found a special key...
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[indistinct]
...from Peppa Pig.
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Peppa Pig went out one day
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and he found a magic bean
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and he ripped the page
at the muddy puddle.
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And he ripped the muddy puddle.
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And Daddy Pig said,
"Go in time-out in your room,"
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and then she...she leave
and he was good.
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He was all fine.
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And the end.
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♪ Girls have... ♪
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Representative?
Representative.
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Hey, sorry.
I'm just on the phone.
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- Hey. We were just reading.
- [Nelson] Representative.
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- Representative.
- Oh, you look rough.
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[exhales deeply]
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- [Nelson] Representative.
- [Bridge] Mm.
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[Rafi] What are you
reading, buddy?
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[Nelson] Representative.
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Representative.
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[Rafi] Bridge,
are you feeling okay?
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[Nelson] Representative.
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Representative.
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[Bridge sighs]
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Calling your local official?
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[Nelson] No, I'm making
a hair appointment.
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Representative.
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So what are you guys
doing today?
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We're making
"Dadurday" pancakes.
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- What are Dadurday pancakes?
- [Nelson] Representative.
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It's like pancakes
on Saturday,
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but since "Saturday"
sounds like "dad,"
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I made it "Dadurday."
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Now that I officially
get Larry all weekend,
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- it's our new thing.
- Princess Nelly.
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- [Rafi] You wanna come?
- Oh, I can't.
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[Larry] Princess Nelly!
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I got a really busy day
planned.
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I'm gonna chip away
at the old to-do list.
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- Okay, sounds fun.
- [Larry] Princess Nelly!
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- Princess Nelly!
- At the Tremont location?
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Sorry, can you say that
one more time?
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There's just a toddler
trying to touch me.
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- Princess Nelly!
- Larry? Larry.
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Larry! Shush.
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- [Nelson] At Tremont?
- Uh, shush-shush-shush.
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That's what a train does,
isn't it?
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- You are such a lifesaver.
- [imitates train]
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I've literally been
walking around like...
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- my hair's just a horror.
- Oh, I'll play with you.
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♪ Giddyup, giddyup,
giddyup-up-up... ♪
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[Nelson] Yeah,
we're both blonde.
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♪ Giddyup ♪
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
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[Nelson] Okay, great,
and Marcel's doing it?
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Yes! Okay, great, thank you.
We'll see you then.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you so much.
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Hey, uh, so Larry was
trying to talk to you.
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Oh, yeah, I know.
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He needs to learn
better phone manners.
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[sweetly] Doesn't he? Yeah.
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[Rafi] Come on, buddy.
I think it's time for us to go.
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- [Nelson] Sure.
- [Rafi] Oh.
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Well, uh...
okay, just, uh, have fun.
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Keep him alive this weekend.
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First weekend without Mama.
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These smell clean.
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- [Bridge] Okay.
- Shoes?
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- Shoes.
- Here, I got it.
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Check.
Thanks, babe.
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Hey, listen, do you wanna come
with us today to the salon?
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Oh, I, um...
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I can't.
I got my busy day planned.
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You sure?
You know what Aziz Ansari says.
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"You look better,
you feel better"?
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Who's Aziz Ansari?
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[Nelson laughs] Well,
try to join us at the Drybar.
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Let's go, babe.
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- [Bridge] Okay.
- Get some rest.
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[door squeaks, clicks shut]
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♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-di-doo ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-di-doo ♪
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- ♪ Hold on ♪
- ♪ Doo-doo-doo... ♪
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Okay, gotta buy stamps,
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preschool research, start yoga,
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parking tickets...
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[sighs]
...cut out carbs,
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pay phone bill,
pay electricity bill,
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pay last month's rent,
pay this month's rent...
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get a job...start flossing.
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I really gotta start flossing.
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Tutu, Ally, Eliza...
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Who the fuck is Brian?
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♪ Having no love at all ♪
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♪ Hold on, hold on, hold on,
here we go again... ♪
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Mm, so cute.
Mm.
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- ♪ I guess ♪
- ♪ Baby, I guess ♪
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♪ We'll never learn ♪
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- ♪ This craving for love ♪
- Staring contest?
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- ♪ Inside me burns ♪
- Go.
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- ♪ It may turn out ♪
- Shit, I lost.
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♪ Like it did before ♪
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♪ Forced to take a whack
at love once more ♪
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♪ Hold on, hold on,
here we go again ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Sha-doo-doo ♪
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- ♪ Hold on ♪
- ♪ Doo-doo-di-doo-doo ♪
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- ♪ Sha-doo-doo ♪
- ♪ Hold on ♪
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♪ Doo-doo-di-doo-doo ♪
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- ♪ Sha... ♪
- [cell phone chimes]
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[exhales deeply]
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[cell phone keyboard clacking]
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[sighs]
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[cell phone swooshes]
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[cell phone chimes and buzzes]
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Oh, shit.
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[cell phone keyboard clacking]
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[cell phone swooshes]
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[cell phone swooshes]
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[cell phone keyboard clacking]
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[cell phone swooshes]
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[sighs]
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♪ melancholy acoustic music ♪
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♪♪♪
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You're the one
who should shush.
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Mmm.
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[vocalist humming]
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[breathlessly] Yes, I can!
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♪♪♪
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[sighs]
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♪♪♪
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[exhales]
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♪♪♪
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[panting]
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[grunts, exhales loudly]
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[grunts sadly]
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[panting]
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♪♪♪
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[exhales]
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♪♪♪
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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♪♪♪
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[slurping]
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[spits]
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Ugh.
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[exhales heavily]
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♪ dance music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ I'm not a fantasy ♪
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♪ I'm not some kind
of holy ghost ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ I'm not a memory ♪
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♪ You turn to
when you need it most... ♪
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- [both squeal]
- [Bridge] Hi.
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[Nelson] Oh! she came!
Whoo! Yes!
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I'm so glad I found you.
I wanted to talk to you.
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Yeah, look,
have some champagne.
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- Oh.
- They give you two at a time
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- so you can keep going.
- Marcel--Marcel?
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Come here, come here,
come here, come here,
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- come here, come here.
- Yes, honey. Hi.
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- Hi, hi, hey.
- Hi, babe.
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- Hi.
- Can you please do
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my friend Bridgette a big favor
and fit her in today?
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- Mm.
- I-I'm sorry, honey,
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I don't have time.
Could you come back tomorrow?
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- [Nelson] No!
- I can come back tomorrow.
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No, no, no, no, no.
It's got to be today.
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No, no, no, no.
I'll give you such a big tip.
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I'll see if I can
squeeze her in, okay?
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- Thank you.
- Yas, queen!
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Okay, uh, choose
your hairstyle, all right?
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And I'll meet you
at the washing station
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in two minutes,
all the way down.
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- Don't be late.
- Okay.
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Thanks, Nelson.
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I still I really want
to find time to talk to you.
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I'm getting
the Britney Spears.
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I'm getting
the Brittany Murphy.
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[Kit-Cat] Aw!
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♪ Rolling with the homies ♪
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[Kit-Cat] Yes!
You know it. Do it.
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♪ Rolling with the homies ♪
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- [Nelson] There she is.
- [Kit-Cat] Loves it.
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- What should I get?
- Oh, my gosh,
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you should totally go retro
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and get the Marilyn Monroe.
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You know, because you've
got bigger bones
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but such a beautiful face!
Yes!
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I'll get the Monroe.
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[breathily] ♪ Happy birthday ♪
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♪ Mr. President ♪
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Don't leave without me.
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I'll find you after.
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[man over TV] My dream girl,
you know,
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she's gotta be into sports,
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'cause that's what I do
24-7, right?
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And she's gotta be there
with me to do it.
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- [man] Oof, my dream girl...
- What show is this?
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...intelligent, funny,
preferably blue-eyed, blonde.
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- [Marcel] Pretty Women.
- Yeah, my dream girl
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is someone who I can go
to the outdoors with
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- and go hiking, camping...
- Never heard of it.
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It comes on right after
The Bachelor.
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...I think of her,
I see sunshine, you know?
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Like, she's the type of girl
that's just never unhappy,
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- [Bridge] Is it good?
- ...no matter what's
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- going on.
- Oh, yes, girl.
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But honestly, don't even start,
'cause you will get hooked.
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I am looking for a new show.
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...good girl--like, she helps
out in the community,
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um, but is also a little bit
adventurous in bed.
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[man] I'm not really into
anything superficial--
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none of that material stuff,
but...
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she's gotta have
a nice body.
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And, you know,
her tits, I mean,
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they don't have
to be watermelons,
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but I don't want
any crab apples.
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I'm looking for sort of
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a Jay-Z/Beyoncé type
relationship.
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You know, I think she's aware
of him cheating on her
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every once in a while,
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but they seem to be able
to work it out.
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He makes a good point.
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All right, come on, honey,
right this way.
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Need you to come in here,
sit down,
251
00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,150
and wait for me
to come get you.
252
00:11:03,234 --> 00:11:04,609
Then I'm gonna give you
the perfect blowout, okay?
253
00:11:04,693 --> 00:11:06,150
- Okay.
- All right.
254
00:11:07,484 --> 00:11:10,651
[woman laughing breathlessly]
255
00:11:12,734 --> 00:11:16,150
Oh, my God. [laughs]
256
00:11:16,234 --> 00:11:18,109
[swallowing] Mmm.
257
00:11:18,192 --> 00:11:19,526
Mmm!
258
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,275
A seahorse.
259
00:11:23,651 --> 00:11:25,359
- Oh.
- Hi. [laughs]
260
00:11:25,442 --> 00:11:27,109
[laughing] Hi. Sorry.
261
00:11:27,192 --> 00:11:28,984
I was just admiring
your cat eye.
262
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,818
Oh, God, no, it's such trash.
263
00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,484
- But thank you.
- No, it's so perfect.
264
00:11:32,567 --> 00:11:35,359
It's even on both sides.
How'd you do that?
265
00:11:35,442 --> 00:11:36,484
[whispering] Scotch tape.
266
00:11:36,567 --> 00:11:38,609
That is so smart.
I would've
267
00:11:38,693 --> 00:11:39,943
- never thought of that.
- Yeah, well, who would
268
00:11:40,025 --> 00:11:41,150
think of that?
I mean, the only person
269
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,234
smart enough
to come up with that
270
00:11:42,317 --> 00:11:43,317
is Gwyneth Paltrow on Goop.
271
00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:45,651
Oh, I've never read Goop.
272
00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,609
You've never read Goop?
273
00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:49,609
What are you gonna tell me?
What, next thing I know,
274
00:11:49,693 --> 00:11:51,651
like, Love Actually is not
your favorite movie?
275
00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,484
- Oh, no, it is.
- [laughs] Where are we?
276
00:11:53,567 --> 00:11:55,818
- Are we in the twilight zone?
- It's the best movie.
277
00:11:55,901 --> 00:11:58,275
Okay, well, you're gonna
love Goop even more.
278
00:11:58,359 --> 00:12:00,025
Everything I've ever learned
that's valuable to me
279
00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:02,192
in my day-to-day life
is on that site.
280
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:04,275
Maybe that's what's been
missing in my life.
281
00:12:04,359 --> 00:12:06,192
Would you let me do
your eyeliner?
282
00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:08,109
Oh, no, I wouldn't wanna
make you do that.
283
00:12:08,192 --> 00:12:09,776
Are you kidding me?
It's my favorite thing to do.
284
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:11,401
I do it with everybody.
It would be such an honor
285
00:12:11,484 --> 00:12:12,818
with those eyes.
I mean,
286
00:12:12,901 --> 00:12:14,984
I'm falling into
the oceans of your soul.
287
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,734
I don't mean that in, like...
[whispering] a lesbian way.
288
00:12:17,818 --> 00:12:19,567
Okay, well,
if you wouldn't mind.
289
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,776
[laughs] Okay, okay, okay.
290
00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:22,693
Do you have Scotch tape
on you?
291
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,567
Always.
Yeah, 'cause you never know
292
00:12:24,651 --> 00:12:26,693
when the eyeliner's
gonna run, you know?
293
00:12:26,776 --> 00:12:29,192
It's best to look your best
whenever you can.
294
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:33,484
Um...today's a day where I just
feel so blessed, you know?
295
00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,484
I feel like
the love of my father
296
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:39,693
and the love of my family
has gotten me to this place
297
00:12:39,776 --> 00:12:41,693
where I'm marrying
my dream man.
298
00:12:41,776 --> 00:12:44,484
It's--it all...
it's all just working out.
299
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:48,526
My most treasured memory
with my dad is actually,
300
00:12:48,609 --> 00:12:50,984
um, based on Gwyneth's
relationship with her dad.
301
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:53,442
When my dad heard the story
about her and her dad,
302
00:12:53,526 --> 00:12:55,442
where he took her to Paris,
303
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,275
he did the same.
304
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,776
And we went up
to the Eiffel Tower,
305
00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:02,609
and he gave me
this necklace that said,
306
00:13:02,693 --> 00:13:05,067
"I will love you forever.
307
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,526
You are the most beautiful
thing in the world."
308
00:13:07,609 --> 00:13:10,526
And he taught me
to love myself.
309
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:13,401
I really feel the love
of my father too--every day.
310
00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:15,109
Are you close with him?
311
00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:18,359
I used to be very close--
too close, some would say.
312
00:13:18,442 --> 00:13:20,984
♪ pop music ♪
313
00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,192
[Bridge] You know,
I've passed by this place
314
00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:23,901
a million times,
never been inside?
315
00:13:23,984 --> 00:13:25,651
- Shut up.
- [Bridge] I swear to God.
316
00:13:25,734 --> 00:13:27,776
Okay, so what do you think?
317
00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:29,818
I like it so much more
than I thought I would.
318
00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:31,693
I know, right?
319
00:13:31,776 --> 00:13:34,109
The whole self-care thing,
it really gets a bad rap,
320
00:13:34,192 --> 00:13:35,693
but it's like,
what's the alternative?
321
00:13:35,776 --> 00:13:37,275
Laying in bed
eating cookies all day?
322
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:40,109
- [chuckles] No, thank you.
- No, thank you.
323
00:13:40,192 --> 00:13:41,484
Oh.
324
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,359
I'm so excited
to get married!
325
00:13:43,442 --> 00:13:46,067
I am so happy for you.
326
00:13:46,150 --> 00:13:47,359
Do you have a boyfriend?
327
00:13:47,442 --> 00:13:48,567
No, not really.
328
00:13:48,651 --> 00:13:50,526
Ugh, dating's the worst.
329
00:13:50,609 --> 00:13:52,484
It made me feel so awkward.
330
00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,359
Right? Yeah, you get it.
331
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,734
People think I'm always dating,
and I literally never date.
332
00:13:56,818 --> 00:13:58,567
Well, it only has to work once.
333
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:00,943
At least that's always
what I used to tell myself.
334
00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:02,359
That's such a great way
to look at it.
335
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,776
Just imagine my face
telling you,
336
00:14:04,859 --> 00:14:08,025
"It only has to work once."
337
00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:09,567
So what does one do
at a bachelorette party?
338
00:14:09,651 --> 00:14:11,526
- Strippers?
- Ew. No.
339
00:14:11,609 --> 00:14:13,109
- [laughs] Okay.
- I met Brad
340
00:14:13,192 --> 00:14:14,984
at the Ralph Lauren counter
at Neiman's,
341
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,818
so I'm taking everyone
to a polo match.
342
00:14:16,901 --> 00:14:19,109
That sounds so fun.
343
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,150
Okay...
344
00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:22,943
can I be honest with you
about one thing?
345
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:24,776
Sure. Anything.
346
00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:26,359
Okay, but please
don't be mad at me?
347
00:14:26,442 --> 00:14:27,526
- I'm not gonna be mad.
- Don't be mad at me.
348
00:14:27,609 --> 00:14:29,109
Just say it.
349
00:14:29,192 --> 00:14:31,067
Well, I think you should
consider going blonde.
350
00:14:33,192 --> 00:14:34,984
Whoa.
351
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,401
[vocalist singing
breezy French tune]
352
00:14:37,484 --> 00:14:40,984
♪♪♪
353
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:43,275
[players shouting]
354
00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:44,734
[crowd cheering]
355
00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:48,067
- Thank you.
- [laughter]
356
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:50,734
♪♪♪
357
00:14:50,818 --> 00:14:53,526
- Oh, watch your step.
- [laughs]
358
00:14:53,609 --> 00:14:55,109
[Bridge] Look at the horses.
359
00:14:55,192 --> 00:14:57,943
- [Nelson] What?
- Oh, look at that pastel.
360
00:14:58,025 --> 00:15:00,234
It feels like Easter,
but it's not.
361
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,067
I feel like the luckiest girl
in the world.
362
00:15:02,150 --> 00:15:03,359
Great hookup.
363
00:15:03,442 --> 00:15:04,984
I'm having the best time
already.
364
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:05,943
- Me too.
- I'm having the best time.
365
00:15:06,025 --> 00:15:07,609
- [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
366
00:15:07,693 --> 00:15:08,776
- [Bridge and Nelson] What?
- Oh, my gosh.
367
00:15:08,859 --> 00:15:10,275
- What?
- Look at this.
368
00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:12,025
It's a picture of a seahorse
holding a Q-tip!
369
00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:13,150
Aww.
370
00:15:13,234 --> 00:15:14,651
Aww, he's holding a stick
371
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:15,734
with his little tail.
372
00:15:15,818 --> 00:15:18,359
Oh, my God, it's so cute.
Guys...
373
00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:19,693
I wanna frame it.
374
00:15:19,776 --> 00:15:21,693
- Oh. Oh, oh.
- [players shout]
375
00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,150
[Nelson] Hey, they did a thing!
376
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,526
Oh! Go!
377
00:15:24,609 --> 00:15:28,025
[whooping]
378
00:15:28,109 --> 00:15:30,526
Oh, I don't eat bread,
but thank you.
379
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:32,943
Oh, I don't eat bread.
Thank you.
380
00:15:35,442 --> 00:15:37,359
[gasps]
381
00:15:37,442 --> 00:15:39,192
Is that Kevin Bacon on a horse?
382
00:15:39,275 --> 00:15:41,275
- Oh, my God, it is, it is.
- It is. It is.
383
00:15:41,359 --> 00:15:43,818
Oh, my God. My favorite movie
of all time is Hollow Man.
384
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,943
[together] Me too!
385
00:15:46,025 --> 00:15:48,192
- You can marry him.
- No way.
386
00:15:48,275 --> 00:15:50,526
- Yes way.
- He's so cute.
387
00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:52,109
Would you take a picture of us?
388
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,526
- I'd love to.
- And I'll totally take
389
00:15:53,609 --> 00:15:54,859
- a picture of you guys after.
- Okay.
390
00:15:54,943 --> 00:15:56,651
- There you go.
- My gloss.
391
00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:58,234
Let me know when you're ready.
392
00:15:58,317 --> 00:16:00,401
Yeah, good.
Good, good.
393
00:16:00,484 --> 00:16:02,275
- Okay.
- Okay, BRB.
394
00:16:02,359 --> 00:16:04,067
Oh.
395
00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:05,984
Where are you going?
396
00:16:06,067 --> 00:16:08,275
[crowd cheering]
397
00:16:08,359 --> 00:16:10,609
Oh, my God.
398
00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:13,275
Wow.
It's really such a good idea.
399
00:16:13,359 --> 00:16:14,609
Right?
400
00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:17,275
Okay, cheese.
401
00:16:17,359 --> 00:16:18,776
- You guys look so good.
- [camera app clicking]
402
00:16:18,859 --> 00:16:20,150
- Can we see them?
- Oh, yeah. Here.
403
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:22,234
Thank you. Guys, look.
404
00:16:22,317 --> 00:16:23,442
Okay, let me take
a picture of you.
405
00:16:23,526 --> 00:16:24,901
Okay.
406
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,818
I wish we had mannequins.
407
00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:28,234
Well, you don't,
408
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:31,984
so arm, chin, tits,
arch back, go.
409
00:16:32,067 --> 00:16:33,484
Good. Yes.
410
00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:36,150
I wanna throw up,
you look so fucking hot.
411
00:16:36,234 --> 00:16:37,484
I mean, honestly,
I would go down on you,
412
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,025
except vaginas are so gross.
413
00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:40,526
- Got it.
- Ooh, let's see!
414
00:16:40,609 --> 00:16:42,609
Okay.
Oh, it's so good.
415
00:16:42,693 --> 00:16:44,234
I think it's the blonde, right?
416
00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:45,943
I mean, it's totally
the blonde.
417
00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:46,943
Plus, I used, like,
five different filters.
418
00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:48,901
- [Bridge laughs]
- I love you.
419
00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:51,317
- Oh, wait, Nelson.
- Hmm?
420
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,442
Thanks for getting me
out of the house today.
421
00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,359
Bridge, I've always thought
we'd be best friends
422
00:16:55,442 --> 00:16:56,776
if it wasn't for Rafi.
423
00:16:56,859 --> 00:16:58,067
Really?
424
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,901
Real, real friends,
for realsies.
425
00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:01,359
For realsies.
426
00:17:01,442 --> 00:17:03,526
Forever-ever.
427
00:17:03,609 --> 00:17:07,192
I gotta pee.
BRB.
428
00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:10,192
[vocalist singing
groovy French tune]
429
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:15,150
♪♪♪
430
00:17:16,234 --> 00:17:18,776
[urine trickling]
431
00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:22,651
[horse whinnies]
432
00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:27,275
♪♪♪
433
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,526
[horse whinnies]
434
00:17:29,609 --> 00:17:34,484
♪♪♪
435
00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:39,693
[horse chuffs]
436
00:17:39,776 --> 00:17:42,109
[mimics neighing]
437
00:17:42,192 --> 00:17:44,442
Hi, pretty girl.
438
00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:46,693
Hi.
You want that?
439
00:17:46,776 --> 00:17:49,943
[mimics neighing]
440
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:55,109
♪♪♪
441
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,317
[mimics neighing]
442
00:17:58,401 --> 00:17:59,359
[man] You seem to have
a way with her.
443
00:17:59,442 --> 00:18:00,984
[gasps]
444
00:18:01,067 --> 00:18:02,984
I'm sorry.
445
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,984
- Is this your horse?
- It is.
446
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,067
- Hi.
- Hi.
447
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,150
- I'm Kevin.
- Oh, I know who you are.
448
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:11,901
- I'm Bridge.
- I see you've met Peggy.
449
00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:14,234
Peggy. What a lovely name.
450
00:18:14,317 --> 00:18:16,442
Thanks.
I named her after Pegasus,
451
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:18,275
the immortal winged horse
that sprang from the neck
452
00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:20,192
of the beheaded gorgon Medusa.
453
00:18:20,275 --> 00:18:21,943
- Oh, right.
- Yeah.
454
00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:24,693
I like to study mythology,
you know, in my free time.
455
00:18:24,776 --> 00:18:27,067
- So cool.
- Oh, I think this is yours.
456
00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:28,067
Oh.
457
00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:33,984
[giggles softly]
458
00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,818
So, Bridgette...
459
00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:39,359
what's your last name?
460
00:18:39,442 --> 00:18:41,651
Bird.
461
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:43,109
Bridgette Bird.
462
00:18:43,192 --> 00:18:45,150
Kevin Bacon.
463
00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:48,317
There's something about you,
Bridgette Bird.
464
00:18:48,401 --> 00:18:49,943
Bad?
465
00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:53,567
No, not bad.
466
00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:57,109
[stammering] I don't know.
I don't know, it's just...
467
00:18:57,192 --> 00:19:01,442
maybe it's...
the way you are with Peggy.
468
00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:02,609
You're just...
469
00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:05,150
you're so...
470
00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:06,609
humble.
471
00:19:07,484 --> 00:19:09,150
[man] Kevin, we need you.
472
00:19:09,234 --> 00:19:11,651
Oh, shoot.
473
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:13,442
I'm sorry, I got--I gotta go.
474
00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:15,317
I gotta get ready
for the halftime show.
475
00:19:15,401 --> 00:19:16,984
Don't go.
I w--I was hoping you'd, um...
476
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:17,984
What?
477
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,401
I wanted you to...
478
00:19:19,484 --> 00:19:20,818
What?
479
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:22,401
Will you finger-bang me?
480
00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:24,693
- Okay. Good.
- You want that too?
481
00:19:24,776 --> 00:19:25,734
Yeah, that's exactly
what I want.
482
00:19:25,818 --> 00:19:28,567
- Oh.
- But...
483
00:19:28,651 --> 00:19:29,818
I just want you to be sure.
484
00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:31,401
Oh, I'm sure.
485
00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:33,317
Can I kiss you?
486
00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:35,234
Yes.
487
00:19:35,317 --> 00:19:38,192
♪ dreamy music ♪
488
00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:43,192
♪♪♪
489
00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:50,192
[both moan softly]
490
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,984
Okay, just checking in.
491
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,567
Um, I'm gonna
finger-bang you now.
492
00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:56,943
Okay.
493
00:19:57,025 --> 00:19:58,317
Okay, but not in front
of Peggy, okay?
494
00:19:58,401 --> 00:20:00,484
'Cause she's...sensitive.
495
00:20:02,609 --> 00:20:05,442
- Come on.
- Okay, um...
496
00:20:05,526 --> 00:20:07,109
oh, here we go.
497
00:20:07,192 --> 00:20:08,609
[laughs]
498
00:20:08,693 --> 00:20:10,025
Okay.
499
00:20:11,025 --> 00:20:14,317
[both moaning softly]
500
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:15,651
[gasps]
501
00:20:17,234 --> 00:20:20,067
Okay.
I'm gonna go in right now.
502
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:21,734
- Great. Okay.
- All right.
503
00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,275
- This a good time?
- This i--uh, I'm ready.
504
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:24,859
- Okay, right now?
- Just finger me.
505
00:20:24,943 --> 00:20:25,859
[horse whinnies]
506
00:20:25,943 --> 00:20:29,442
[moaning and gasping]
507
00:20:29,526 --> 00:20:34,442
[moaning loudly]
508
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,693
[horse whinnies]
509
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:38,317
[exhales]
510
00:20:38,401 --> 00:20:39,859
[chuckles]
511
00:20:39,943 --> 00:20:41,567
[both] Whoa.
512
00:20:41,651 --> 00:20:44,484
- Whoa.
- [both laugh]
513
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:46,484
Whoa. [exhales]
514
00:20:46,567 --> 00:20:49,401
I mean...
515
00:20:49,484 --> 00:20:51,442
have dinner with me tonight?
516
00:20:51,526 --> 00:20:52,859
- Where?
- Anywhere.
517
00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,693
- Okay.
- [man] Kevin! Now!
518
00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:57,192
Shut the fuck up, all right?
I heard you the first time!
519
00:20:57,275 --> 00:20:58,693
[man] Okay. Sorry.
520
00:20:58,776 --> 00:21:00,693
Nah, it's okay.
It's all right.
521
00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:02,442
My bad.
522
00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:07,275
I think this is
the best day of my life.
523
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:08,651
You do?
524
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,359
[chuckles]
525
00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,609
I'm gonna see you right after
the halftime show, okay?
526
00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:16,317
Okay.
527
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:17,943
[sighs dreamily]
528
00:21:18,025 --> 00:21:20,609
Oh, wait. Kevin.
529
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,651
Your glove.
530
00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:25,401
Keep it.
531
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,776
[exhales]
532
00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:30,859
[inhales deeply]
533
00:21:30,943 --> 00:21:34,067
[players shouting]
534
00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:39,484
[cheers and applause]
535
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,776
[bell dinging]
536
00:21:42,859 --> 00:21:44,567
Hey, where have you been,
Bridge?
537
00:21:44,651 --> 00:21:46,901
Guess who just
finger-banged me in the barn.
538
00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:47,943
[together] Who?
539
00:21:48,025 --> 00:21:50,109
Kevin Bacon.
540
00:21:50,192 --> 00:21:51,734
[together] What?
541
00:21:51,818 --> 00:21:53,275
And he gave me his glove
and we really connected
542
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:54,901
and I think maybe
he's my person.
543
00:21:54,984 --> 00:21:55,901
- Wow!
- [Kevin] Ladies and gentlemen,
544
00:21:55,984 --> 00:21:57,901
the Hamilton Polo Field
545
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,859
would like to thank you all
for your generous donations
546
00:22:00,943 --> 00:22:02,109
to the rehabilitation
of these beautiful...
547
00:22:02,192 --> 00:22:03,651
He just fingered me
in the barn.
548
00:22:03,734 --> 00:22:05,234
[Kevin] ...former race
and polo ponies.
549
00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:06,901
- Oh, aww!
- [Kevin] These horses
550
00:22:06,984 --> 00:22:09,359
are rehabilitated,
nursed back to health,
551
00:22:09,442 --> 00:22:13,109
and trained in the esoteric
art of hip-hop dressage.
552
00:22:13,192 --> 00:22:15,484
So sit back, relax, and enjoy
553
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:18,025
our fantastic halftime
hip-hop dressage show.
554
00:22:18,109 --> 00:22:19,901
- ♪ Who that is, ho? ♪
- [cheers and applause]
555
00:22:19,984 --> 00:22:22,567
♪ That girl is a tomboy,
that girl is a tomboy ♪
556
00:22:22,651 --> 00:22:24,567
- ♪ That girl is a tomboy ♪
- Come on!
557
00:22:24,651 --> 00:22:25,859
♪ Who that is, ho? ♪
558
00:22:25,943 --> 00:22:27,567
♪ That girl is a tomboy ♪
559
00:22:27,651 --> 00:22:30,776
♪ That girl is a tomboy,
that girl is a tomboy ♪
560
00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:32,734
♪ Who that is, ho? ♪
561
00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,192
♪ That girl is a tomboy,
that girl is a tomboy ♪
562
00:22:35,275 --> 00:22:36,776
♪ That girl is a tomboy... ♪
563
00:22:36,859 --> 00:22:39,401
- God, I'm so happy.
- I know, me too.
564
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:41,651
I'm so glad
you brought us here, Bridge.
565
00:22:43,067 --> 00:22:44,651
There's something
I wanna talk to you about.
566
00:22:44,734 --> 00:22:46,859
It's been weighing on me
all day.
567
00:22:46,943 --> 00:22:50,234
Yeah! We're girlfriends now.
You can tell me anything.
568
00:22:50,317 --> 00:22:52,275
♪ My little titties
be booking cities... ♪
569
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:53,943
This morning
when you snapped at Larry,
570
00:22:54,025 --> 00:22:56,609
- it made me kind of upset.
- Really? Why?
571
00:22:56,693 --> 00:22:58,984
Well, I saw his face
after you brushed him off.
572
00:22:59,067 --> 00:23:01,067
He got really sad.
573
00:23:01,150 --> 00:23:03,067
♪ With my little titties
and my fat belly... ♪
574
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:05,234
[Nelson] Oh, come on, Bridge.
Larry was sad?
575
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:08,693
[Bridge] Yeah, he was so sad.
He felt hopeless and defeated.
576
00:23:08,776 --> 00:23:11,067
I know you want what's best for
him and you wanna protect him,
577
00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:12,984
but you're gonna mess him up.
578
00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:14,484
I'm gonna mess him up?
579
00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:16,567
What do you know
about parenting?
580
00:23:16,651 --> 00:23:18,776
[Nelson] It's never
your fault, Bridge.
581
00:23:18,859 --> 00:23:21,776
Just get over yourself!
This whole poor, sad sob-story
582
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:24,693
single-mum thing
is getting so old.
583
00:23:24,776 --> 00:23:26,275
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
584
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,776
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
585
00:23:28,859 --> 00:23:30,818
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
586
00:23:30,901 --> 00:23:31,984
- [flesh squelches]
- Ow!
587
00:23:32,067 --> 00:23:33,109
[crowd gasps]
588
00:23:33,192 --> 00:23:34,526
[Nelson] Ooh, are you okay?
589
00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:38,442
I'm fine. [wheezes]
I'm fine. I'm fine.
590
00:23:38,526 --> 00:23:41,526
I'm...fine.
591
00:23:41,609 --> 00:23:44,901
Holy fucking shit,
that's gotta hurt.
592
00:23:44,984 --> 00:23:46,067
I feel good.
593
00:23:46,150 --> 00:23:47,901
It grazed me.
594
00:23:47,984 --> 00:23:49,734
I don't even think
it hit my face.
595
00:23:49,818 --> 00:23:53,109
- You're not fine.
- I've never felt better.
596
00:23:53,192 --> 00:23:55,025
I'm totally fine, you guys.
597
00:23:55,109 --> 00:23:56,234
Somebody help her.
598
00:23:56,317 --> 00:23:58,442
[Emma sneezes, women yelp]
599
00:23:58,526 --> 00:24:00,192
- [gasps] Ew.
- [women whimper]
600
00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:02,109
Gesundheit.
601
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:04,192
- Will someone help her?
- I'm fine.
602
00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:06,984
Is everybody else okay?
I'm a bride, so...
603
00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:08,526
Someone help her!
604
00:24:08,609 --> 00:24:10,776
[Emma] This is
the best day of my life.
605
00:24:10,859 --> 00:24:13,025
- [Emma] Guys, honestly, I...
- Will someone help her?
606
00:24:13,109 --> 00:24:15,818
- [Emma gasps]
- [high-pitched ringing]
607
00:24:15,901 --> 00:24:18,818
♪ pensive acoustic music ♪
608
00:24:18,901 --> 00:24:23,776
♪♪♪
609
00:25:12,484 --> 00:25:14,567
♪ music intensifies ♪
610
00:25:14,651 --> 00:25:15,526
[music stops abruptly]
611
00:25:20,275 --> 00:25:23,442
[breathing heavily]
612
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,567
[cell phone keyboard clacking]
613
00:25:30,984 --> 00:25:32,150
[cell phone swooshes]
614
00:25:45,442 --> 00:25:50,025
[grunting]
615
00:25:50,109 --> 00:25:53,025
[retching,
liquid splashes]
616
00:25:53,109 --> 00:25:56,150
[coughing]
617
00:25:56,234 --> 00:25:57,984
[spits, grunts]
618
00:25:58,067 --> 00:26:01,192
[panting]
619
00:26:18,526 --> 00:26:20,943
[toilet flushes]
620
00:26:21,025 --> 00:26:23,734
♪ Karen Dalton's "Something
on Your Mind" playing ♪
621
00:26:23,818 --> 00:26:28,693
♪♪♪
622
00:26:34,901 --> 00:26:38,567
♪ Yesterday ♪
623
00:26:38,651 --> 00:26:40,234
- ♪ Any way you made it ♪
- [man] Come on.
624
00:26:40,317 --> 00:26:42,567
♪ Was just fine ♪
625
00:26:42,651 --> 00:26:45,025
♪♪♪
626
00:26:45,109 --> 00:26:48,192
♪ So you turned your days
into nighttime... ♪
627
00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:50,317
[Larry] Mama! Yay!
628
00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,734
Huh? You wanna give
Mama a big hug?
629
00:26:52,818 --> 00:26:54,526
She couldn't last
a day without you.
630
00:26:54,609 --> 00:26:56,359
Go give Mama a big bear hug.
Go get her!
631
00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:59,067
- Go get her, go get her!
- Whee!
632
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:01,442
[smooches] Hi.
How was your day?
633
00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:04,234
- Yay. Good.
- It was good?
634
00:27:04,317 --> 00:27:06,484
I missed you today.
635
00:27:06,567 --> 00:27:08,651
- [Bridge] Thank you.
- You're welcome.
636
00:27:08,734 --> 00:27:11,359
We'll try again next weekend.
637
00:27:11,442 --> 00:27:13,734
♪ Let these times show you ♪
638
00:27:13,818 --> 00:27:16,150
♪ That you're breaking up
the lines ♪
639
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:19,401
♪♪♪
640
00:27:19,484 --> 00:27:22,317
♪ Leaving all your dreams ♪
641
00:27:22,401 --> 00:27:25,234
♪ Too far behind ♪
642
00:27:25,317 --> 00:27:28,442
♪ Didn't you see? ♪
643
00:28:01,901 --> 00:28:03,359
[woman] Supasmaht.
644
00:28:03,409 --> 00:28:07,959
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