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TONIGHT, ON A VERY
SPECIAL EPISODE OF "THE DIRT"...
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HELLO, EVERYBODY.
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...THE MINERS
ARE IN RARE FORM...
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THAT'S THE MOST ANIMATED
I THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU.
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I WAS OVER-SERVED.
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...AS WE REVEAL
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN
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CUTTING-ROOM-FLOOR FOOTAGE
FROM OUR VAULT.
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KARLA, ARE YOU FEELING
THE PRESSURE IN THE GOLD ROOM?
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OH, ABSOLUTELY,
AND I'M JUST PULLING
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SOME RUMPELSTILTSKIN
STUFF OUT AND...
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THAT MEANS SHE'S STEALING GOLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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PARKER SCRAMBLES
TO DO DAMAGE CONTROL
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WITH ONE OF HIS BEST GUYS.
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YOU DID SAY HOW MY JOB IS,
WHAT, MEANINGLESS.
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THERE'S, WHAT, SIX GUYS HERE
DOING [BLEEP] NOTHING.
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AND I WANT TO TAKE SUCH PRIDE IN
MY WORTHLESS, MEANINGLESS JOB.
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AND WE EVEN GET
AN INTIMATE PORTRAIT
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OF "GOLD RUSH'S"
MOST BELOVED MINER...
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John:
OOH, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!
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Narrator:
...IN A SPECIAL LOOK BACK
ON GRANDPA JOHN SCHNABEL'S LIFE.
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HE WAS NEVER ONE TO
BACK AWAY FROM A BIG ADVENTURE,
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AND I'D LIKE TO THINK
WE'RE DOING THE SAME.
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AND ALONG THE WAY,
WE'LL COUNT DOWN
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THE GREATEST "GOLD RUSH" MOMENTS
OF ALL TIME,
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DETERMINED BY YOU,
THE LOYAL FANS.
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NO GUTS, NO GLORY!
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LET'S FIRE IT UP.
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WE'RE GONNA PULL OUR FIRST
MILLION FROM RIGHT HERE.
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WHAT MORE
WILL THEY ASK FOR?
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Narrator:
FINALLY, A SNEAK PEEK
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OF TONIGHT'S ALL-NEW EPISODE
OF "GOLD RUSH."
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HOLY [BLEEP]
[ LAUGHS ]
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THERE'S GOLD
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY!
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Narrator:
LET'S GET CRACKING.
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CHRIS WOULD SNAP YOUR NECK
SO FAST.
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HE'S GOT THE STRONGEST GRIP.
-HE MIGHT SNAP YOUR ARM.
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[ BONE CRACKS, LAUGHTER ]
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Narrator:
THIS IS "THE DIRT."
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-- Captions by VITAC --
www.vitac.com
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YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET
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WHEN PARKER SCHNABEL
AND HIS CREW SHOW UP.
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I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE SELLING
USED CARS WITH THIS HAT ON.
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COME ON DOWN
TO MAD MITCH'S -- [BLEEP]
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DUDE, I GOT IT.
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JUST LET ME GET IT.
-HOW FAR ARE WE GOING?
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-PARKER. BE CAREFUL AROUND HERE.
-WHAT?
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I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON.
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YOU TIRED?
I'M TIRED OF THIS [BLEEP]
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AFTER PARKER TRIED
AND FAILED TO DEFEND
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A COUPLE OF QUESTIONABLE WORK
PURCHASES EARLIER THIS SEASON...
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DID WE LOOK STUPID, PARKER?
THAT'S A TOY.
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IT'S A [BLEEP] TAX WRITE-OFF,
BUT WE USE IT FOR WORK.
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...HE AND HIS CREW TRY
TO TAKE OUT THEIR FRUSTRATIONS
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ON THE "GOLD RUSH"
PRODUCTION TEAM.
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-DID YOU GET HIT?
-OH, YEAH.
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RIGHT WHERE THE SUN
DON'T SHINE.
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RIGHT IN THE, UH,
BABY MAKERS THERE.
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YEAH.
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[ LAUGHS ] NOT GOOD!
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Narrator:
TO BLOW OFF EVEN MORE STEAM,
WE SET UP A CREW CONFESSIONAL.
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BUT PARKER TOOK THINGS
A BIT TOO FAR.
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♪
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GUYS, WELCOME BACK.
CHRIS.
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CHRISTO.
MITCH.
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AND PARKER SCHNABEL.
HOW'S IT GOING?
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WE'VE TALKED A LOT
ABOUT PARKER
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TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF
THIS SEASON,
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AND I THINK THAT'S BEEN TRUE,
RIGHT?
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I MEAN, HE'S MADE
A CONCERTED EFFORT,
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BUT YOU GUYS ALL GET
A LITTLE FRUSTRATED, STIR-CRAZY.
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WHEN WE WERE UP THERE, WE SET UP
A LITTLE CREW CONFESSIONAL.
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UH-OH.
OH, BOY.
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YES. IT'S INTERESTING.
CHECK IT OUT.
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WELL, I GUESS HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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THEY HAVE THE CONFESSIONAL
ON "THE DIRT."
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THIS IS WHERE WE CAN BREAK LOOSE
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AND SAY WHATEVER WE WANT
ABOUT ANYTHING AND ANYONE.
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[BLEEP] MITCH!
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SOMEHOW, WORKING ON EVERY
SINGLE THING HERE IS COMPARABLE
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TO EITHER A WILL FERRELL MOVIE
OR WORKING ON HIS '67 NOVA.
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I WISH
I WAS WORKING ON A '67 NOVA.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT'S NOT SATISFYING,
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IS TRYING TO CONVINCE DOUMITT
TO DO ANYTHING AROUND HERE.
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IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK.
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IT REALLY IS.
EVEN MY JOB.
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IT'S LIKE EVERY SHOVELFUL, HE'S
DOING THE WORLD A [BLEEP] FAVOR.
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"OH, GOD, MY BACK!
AAH!"
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YOU KNOW, AS I SIT HERE AND
I THINK, I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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I REALLY AM.
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"BUT YOU'RE WELCOME, EVERYONE,
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FOR CLEANING GOLD
FOR THREE HOURS A DAY!"
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I HAVE NOTHING
TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
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YOU KNOW
WHEN HE'S PERFECTLY HEALTHY?
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EVERY WEEKEND, WHEN HE GOES
TO PLAY A [BLEEP] GAME OF GOLF.
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[ LAUGHS ]
TELL ME ABOUT HOW THAT WORKS!
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WOW!
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I THINK
WE NEED TO TAKE A BREAK.
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DOUMITT IS NOT HAPPY.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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OH, BOY.
I TELL YOU WHAT.
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WE GOT TO GET HIM
DRINKING BEER MORE.
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I MEAN, WE GOT SOME GOOD STUFF
OUT OF HIM.
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YEAH, HE OPENED RIGHT UP,
DIDN'T HE?
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YEAH,
CHRIS IS GONNA SNAP YOUR NECK.
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WELL, NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA LET IT GO.
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YOU ARE?
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-OH, HECK, YEAH.
-NO, HE'S NOT.
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UNTIL WE WALK AWAY
FROM THIS TABLE.
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Narrator:
BUT DOUMITT DID NOT LET IT GO.
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AND IN
THIS NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE
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FROM THE CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR,
PARKER DEFENDS HIMSELF --
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AND NOT VERY WELL.
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THAT'S THE MOST ANIMATED
I THINK I'VE EVER SEEN YOU
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ON TELEVISION IN NINE YEARS.
YEAH, IT WAS CRAZY.
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I WAS OVER-SERVED.
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YOU WERE OVER-SERVED.
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CHRIS WORKS HIS ASS OFF,
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AND HE KNOWS THAT,
AND HE KNOWS THAT I KNOW THAT.
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HE'S THE ONE GUY
IN THE MINES
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THAT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WANT
TO OFFEND.
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YOU OFFENDED EVERYONE.
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT
OFFENDING ANYONE ELSE.
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JUST CHRIS. RIGHT.
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NO, GENUINELY,
I FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT,
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BECAUSE IN THE MOMENT,
IT WAS VERY GOOD-SPIRITED.
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BUT I SHOULDN'T SAY
THAT KIND OF [BLEEP]
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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I SHOULDN'T SAY THAT KIND
OF [BLEEP] ON CAMERA.
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LET ME REFEREE HERE.
LET ME REFEREE.
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HE'S APOLOGIZING,
WHICH IS FINE.
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LET ME REFEREE HERE.
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WHAT DID YOU SAY
THAT WAS BAD,
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THAT YOU FEEL SO BAD ABOUT?
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THAT HE COMPLAINS?
NO, NO.
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CHRIS IS
A VERY HARD WORKER,
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AND HE DOESN'T COMPLAIN
ABOUT THE WORK.
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YOU KNOW, PARKER,
THAT DIDN'T HURT NEAR AS BAD
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AS WHEN YOU DID ON CAMERA
SAY HOW MY JOB IS,
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WHAT, MEANINGLESS
AND NONPRODUCTIVE.
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WELL, SEE,
THERE'S A LOT OF EVIDENCE
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AGAINST ME
STACKING UP HERE.
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WELL, WAIT TILL WE PLAY THE CLIP
OVER AND OVER AND OVER HERE.
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YOU GUYS GOT TO FIND THAT.
SOMEWHERE THERE'S A --
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NO, YOU DON'T NEED
TO FIND THAT.
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NO.
YEAH, IT'S CLASSIC.
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IT'S CLASSIC.
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Narrator:
SORRY, PARKER, BUT WE FOUND IT.
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OH, WE FOUND IT.
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OH, SOME NEW CAMERA GUY
COMES IN.
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PARKER AND I
ARE DOING A CLEANUP.
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AND THIS POOR SOUL GOES,
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"PARKER, WHAT'S YOUR
FAVORITE PART OF A CLEANUP?"
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NO, I [BLEEP] HATE
THIS PROCESS.
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CLEANUP WILL BRING YOU
NO FURTHER TO YOUR GOAL.
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OH, HE HATES THEM
WITH A PASSION.
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SO HE GOES ON --
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"IT'S NONPRODUCTIVE.
IT'S WORTHLESS."
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THERE'S NO DIRT
BEING MOVED.
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THEY'RE NOT ADDING ANYTHING
TO THE MINING PROCESS.
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IT'S JUST A NECESSARY
[BLEEP] STUPID-ASS THING.
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"IT'S TIME-CONSUMING.
THERE'S NO VALUE IN IT."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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LIKE, WHAT ARE
WE CONTRIBUTING
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TO FURTHER OUR SEASON
RIGHT NOW?
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THERE'S, WHAT, SIX GUYS HERE
DOING [BLEEP] NOTHING.
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WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE,
I LOOK AT HIM AND GO,
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"YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY JOB."
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I FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT MYSELF,
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AND I WANT TO TAKE SUCH PRIDE IN
MY WORTHLESS, MEANINGLESS JOB.
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I SURE HOPE
HE HIRES ME BACK NEXT YEAR.
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I CAN HANDLE
THE REST OF THIS.
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YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO
SUCH MEANINGLESS TASKS?
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH [BLEEP] FUNNY.
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ANYWAY...
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I'M GONNA SHUT UP NOW
'CAUSE I JUST TEND TO --
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CHRIS WOULD SNAP YOUR NECK
SO FAST.
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HE'S GOT THE STRONGEST GRIP.
-HE MIGHT SNAP YOUR ARM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ Laughing ] OHH!
WOW. OOH.
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-WELL PLAYED! WELL PLAYED!
-YEAH. HEY.
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WOW, THAT'S GONNA --
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THAT
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FOR YEARS AND YEARS.
-OH, MAN.
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AND NOW TIME
FOR A STROLL DOWN MEMORY LANE.
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TONIGHT, WE'RE COUNTING DOWN
THE TOP FIVE MOMENTS
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IN "GOLD RUSH" HISTORY.
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WE ASKED YOU, THE VIEWER,
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TO WEIGH IN
ON THE MOST MEMORABLE SCENES.
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AND WITH NEARLY NINE SEASONS
OF "GOLD RUSH,"
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WE HAD PLENTY TO CHOOSE FROM.
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IF IT WERE MY MONEY,
I'D GO FOR IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU KNOW, TODD, IT'S NOT
THE FIGHT THAT THE DOG'S IN.
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IT'S THE FIGHT
THAT'S IN THE DOG.
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OUR COUNTDOWN KICKS OFF
WITH THE NUMBER-FIVE
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GREATEST "GOLD RUSH" MOMENT
OF ALL TIME.
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THE HOFFMANS' FIRST YEAR
IN THE YUKON
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PROVED TO BE AN EPIC STRUGGLE.
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YOU WANT TO GO HOME STUPID,
OR YOU WANT TO GO HOME SMART?
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WHEN OLD MAN WINTER
THREATENED TO FREEZE THEM OUT
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OF THEIR LAST-AVAILABLE PAY...
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FROZE UP SOLID, TODD.
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...JACK HOFFMAN
CAME THROUGH WITH A HOT IDEA
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STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ORIGINAL
"GOLD RUSH" PLAYBOOK.
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THE OLD BOYS
BACK IN THE 1800s
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USED TO BUILD FIRES
DOWN IN THEIR PITS.
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THAT WAS
THE ONLY WAY THEY HAD
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OF THAWING IT OUT,
YOU KNOW?
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YOU MUST BE JOKING.
I THINK IT'LL WORK.
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HEY, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT A CAMPFIRE.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA
ROAST WEENIES.
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WE'RE GONNA MELT
THIS GROUND.
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IT'S GONNA BE
THE FIRES FROM HELL.
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WE'RE JUST INCHES AWAY
FROM IT.
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AND I'M NOT LEAVING IT HERE.
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I WANT TO TAKE THAT HOME.
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[ AIR HORN BLARES ]
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♪
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NOW WE'RE GOOD.
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♪
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED.
[ LAUGHS ]
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IT WORKED!
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♪
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COMING UP...
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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HI, EVERYONE.
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Narrator:
IN NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE,
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KARLA DOES HER BEST TO JUSTIFY
SOME SHOCKINGLY LOW GOLD TOTALS
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TO RICK AND THE MILWAUKEE BOYS.
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I'M JUST PULLING OUT
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EVERY SINGLE
RUMPELSTILTSKIN STUFF OUT
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AND LOOKING AT, LIKE...
WHAT IS THAT, DUDE?
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THAT MEANS SHE'S STEALING GOLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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AND ZEE DELVES DEEPER
INTO THE BRUSH WITH DEATH
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THAT LEFT HIM A CHANGED MAN.
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I HAD TWO I.V.s IN ME,
A CATHETER, A STENT.
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WHEN I WOKE UP, THEN KIND OF
THE SEVERITY KIND OF HIT,
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AND I WAS LIKE -- YOU KNOW,
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YOU START TO TAKE NOTES
OF THE IMPORTANT THINGS.
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♪
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♪
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[ TIRES SCREECH,
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
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GET OUT OF HERE
WITH THAT [BLEEP]
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RICK NESS IS A MAN WHO
KNOWS HOW TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE.
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HI, EVERYONE.
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Narrator:
...AND ALWAYS AIMS TO PLEASE.
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BEST GIFT EVER RECEIVED.
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A HUG
FROM CHRISTO DOYLE.
249
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AND WHEN HE HAS
THE MILWAUKEE BOYS WITH HIM...
250
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:10,415
I THOUGHT
ZEE WAS GONNA PUKE TODAY.
251
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...THE SITUATION
OFTEN DETERIORATES QUICKLY.
252
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IS HE PICASSO'ing
ANOTHER TOILET?
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WE HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE
BEFORE ON "THE DIRT."
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THERE'S NO DENYING THIS CREW
KEEPS THINGS INTERESTING.
255
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IS ANYONE ELSE'S MICROPHONE BOX
DIGGING IN THEIR BACK?
256
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I KEISTERED MINE.
257
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IT'S A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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Narrator:
AND WHEN WE CALLED OUT RICK
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ON A PARTICULARLY ASSERTIVE
COMMENT,
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HIS TEAM DID NOT HOLD BACK.
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♪
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RICK, A COUPLE WEEKS AGO,
YOU GOT A LITTLE OVERCONFIDENT.
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I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT IT.
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PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA
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TO BRING ROOKIES UP HERE,
BUT WHERE WE'RE AT RIGHT NOW,
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BECAUSE OF THAT
AND BECAUSE THEY STEPPED UP --
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I MEAN, I PRETTY MUCH MUST BE
THE SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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-OHH!
-OH, MY GOSH.
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-OH, DISGUSTING!
-WOW!
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-THAT IS HORRIBLE.
-OH.
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-WOW!
-OH, MY GOD.
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I SAID THAT?
YEAH.
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WOW.
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THAT IS -- THAT'S GROSS.
-THAT'S BAD.
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00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,802
BUT WE DIDN'T LET RICK
OFF THE HOOK THAT EASY.
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THERE WAS EVEN MORE
TO THIS CONVERSATION
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THAT HIT
THE CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR...
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LOCKED AWAY IN OUR VAULT
UNTIL NOW.
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♪
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I THINK YOU MAY HAVE
POSSIBLY JINXED YOURSELF
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A LITTLE BIT THERE.
YEAH, I'LL BET.
284
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:19,017
YEAH, THAT WAS AWFUL.
KARMA IS A BITCH.
285
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,318
DON'T EVER
SHOW ME THAT AGAIN.
286
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[ Distorted voice ]
I MEAN, I PRETTY MUCH MUST BE
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THE SMARTEST -- SMARTEST --
SMARTEST PERSON ALIVE.
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PERSON ALIVE.
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YOU COULD TELL
BY MY FACE, THOUGH,
290
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:31,896
LIKE, I WAS TRYING
TO BE FUNNY.
291
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RIGHT.
292
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-BUT YOU WEREN'T FUNNY.
-NO.
293
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-YOU STILL JINXED US.
-NOT FUNNY, RIGHT?
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00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,735
NO, THE JOKE
WAS ON US.
295
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,371
BUT AFTER THAT WILD STATEMENT,
KARMA CAUGHT YOU.
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-THAT'S IT?
-YEAH, YIKES.
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-THAT'S ALL OF IT.
-YOU HAD, LIKE,
298
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A 32-OUNCE CLEANUP
AND THEN A 28-OUNCE CLEANUP.
299
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,178
THAT'S A [BLEEP] JOKE.
300
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,614
ARE YOU ALSO WORRIED
THAT, ON "GOLD RUSH,"
301
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YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA LOOK LIKE IDIOTS?
302
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,119
ARE YOU THINKING
ABOUT THE TV SHOW?
303
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MM...
NO.
304
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-I DON'T.
-NO.
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00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,455
-NO, NO.
-AT THAT POINT,
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00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,957
WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO MOVE AHEAD...
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YOU WERE MORE PISSED
AT RICK.
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00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,693
...AND GET OUR GOLD,
YOU KNOW?
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00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,229
THE GOLD WAS THE ONLY THING
ON MY MIND, YOU KNOW.
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KARLA, TELL ME, ARE YOU FEELING
THE PRESSURE IN THE GOLD ROOM?
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00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:10,602
OH, ABSOLUTELY, AND I'M JUST
PULLING OUT EVERY SINGLE TRICK
312
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AND PULLING SOME
RUMPELSTILTSKIN STUFF OUT
313
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AND LOOKING AT, LIKE...
WHAT IS THAT, DUDE?
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THAT MEANS SHE'S STEALING GOLD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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-HUH?
-OH, YEAH.
316
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THAT'S WHY YOU HAD
28 AND 32,
317
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'CAUSE SHE HAD 20
IN HER POCKET.
318
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,350
-NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
-RIGHT.
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00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,286
LIKE, TRYING TO JUST
MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN, AND --
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LITTLE HEAVY POCKETS
OVER HERE.
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00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,990
-YEAH, RIGHT?
-NO, YEAH, I WAS --
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SMUGGLING GOLD
IN HER LEGGINGS.
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ANYWHERE I COULD, YEAH.
324
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,362
YEAH, WHERE ACTUALLY --
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE POCKETS.
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WHERE WERE YOU PUTTING IT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
327
00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,001
THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TRICKS
YOU CAN PULL OUT.
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00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,402
-RIGHT.
-AND...
329
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,371
AND ONLY SO MUCH ROOM
IN THE OLD PRISON WALLET.
330
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,572
-[ LAUGHS ]
-WHAT?
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00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,374
ARE YOU FREAKING
WHEN YOU SEE THE 28 OUNCES,
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GOING, "MAN, WE ARE SCREWED"?
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00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,510
YEAH, I'M KIND OF LIKE,
"HEY, RICK,
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00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,813
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS."
"THERE'S NO GOLD IN HERE."
335
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,315
-KARLA.
-HI, EVERYONE.
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-YOU GOT GOLD?
-[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
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THE WEIRD THING
WITH KARLA, THOUGH,
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IS, LIKE, I COULD NEVER READ
HOW -- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,589
LIKE, I'D WALK
IN THE GOLD ROOM,
340
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,191
AND SHE'D BE LIKE, "HEY!"
YOU KNOW, ALL HAPPY.
341
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,726
THE KEY IS, SHE'S NOT
WALKING AROUND BUMMED OUT.
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00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,194
YEAH, AND ALL HAPPY.
IT'S NOT KARLA'S NATURE.
343
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,796
SO I'M LIKE, "YEAH? YEAH?"
AND THEN...
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00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,431
"YEAH?
IS IT LOOKING GOOD, KARLA?"
345
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,899
"NO."
346
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,035
"WHAT?! AW!" YEAH.
RIGHT.
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00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,404
ARE THERE ANY, LIKE,
MANAGEMENT TENSIONS, RICK?
348
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,439
LIKE, YOU KNOW,
SO-AND-SO DOESN'T WANT
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TO RUN THIS PIECE OF EQUIPMENT,
WOULD RATHER BE DOING THIS?
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00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,310
I MEAN, ARE THERE PEOPLE,
LIKE, SAYING,
351
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,479
"CAN I GET OUT
OF THE DAMN ROCK TRUCK?" OR...
352
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,714
WELL, NOT NECESSARILY
SAYING IT WITH WORDS.
353
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:30,949
[BLEEP]
354
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,118
HEY, WATER ALL OVER [BLEEP]
355
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,320
BUT YOU CAN SEE IT WRITTEN
ALL OVER THEIR FACES
356
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:36,721
AND THEIR ATTITUDES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:37,756
RIGHT.
358
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,392
[BLEEP]
I JUST HIT THE SLUICE BOX.
359
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,195
JUST ANOTHER [BLEEP] SANDWICH
FOR BEN.
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00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,765
♪
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00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,699
[ CHUCKLES ]
362
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,033
YES, PLEASE.
363
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:51,536
COULD I HAVE SOME MAYONNAISE
ON MY [BLEEP] SANDWICH?
364
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,439
THESE GUYS MADE IT
SUPER-TOLERABLE OUT THERE
365
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,008
WITH THEIR HUMOR AND ATTITUDES.
THEY DID.
366
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,944
I THINK THAT'S
LITERALLY WHAT GOT YOU
GUYS THROUGH, IS HUMOR.
367
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,813
-I CONCUR.
-I CAN BE IN THAT THING
368
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,715
AND JUST KEEP MYSELF
ENTERTAINED FOR HOURS.
369
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:05,483
WHAT?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
370
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,186
LIKE, 5:00,
YOU GET ROAD RAGE.
371
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,421
ROAD RAGE ABOUT 4:30.
-YEAH.
372
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,723
[ SCREAMS ]
373
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:12,557
[BLEEP] [BLEEP]
374
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,925
[ SCREAMS ] [BLEEP]
375
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,327
[ GRUMBLES ]
376
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:18,363
IS THERE ANY REASON, RICK,
THAT YOU WOULD WANT
377
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,831
TO, LIKE,
MOVE PEOPLE AROUND?
378
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,833
I MEAN, I KNOW THEY GET GOOD
AT ONE THING,
379
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:22,934
AND YOU WANT THAT.
YEAH.
380
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,636
BUT, LIKE, FOR SANITY,
381
00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:26,571
WOULD IT MAKE SENSE
TO SWITCH PEOPLE AROUND?
382
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:27,705
HONESTLY, IT REALLY WOULD,
383
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,440
AND I'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT THAT A LOT, TOO.
384
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,042
BUT, YOU KNOW,
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE DOING
385
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,644
ANYTHING
BUT WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
386
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,079
AND THAT'S NOT TO SPEAK BAD
ABOUT ANYONE.
387
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:36,681
THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS.
388
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,817
I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE, TOO.
YOU'RE RUNNING SOMETHING.
389
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,285
YOU'RE WATCHING SOMEBODY ELSE.
YOU'RE LIKE,
390
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,153
"MAN, THAT LOOKS WAY MORE FUN
THAN WHAT I'M DOING."
391
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,621
-RIGHT.
-IN ACTUALITY, IT'S NOT, THOUGH.
392
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,989
AND IT AIN'T.
YEAH.
393
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:48,426
BUT RICK NESS AND CREW
DO KNOW WHEN TO GET SERIOUS.
394
00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,028
NOTHING HIT THEM HARDER
THIS SEASON
395
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,063
THAN ZEE'S TERRIFYING BRUSH
WITH DEATH
396
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,199
AFTER EMERGENCY
KIDNEY-STONE SURGERY
397
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:56,801
LED TO A LIFE-THREATENING
BLOOD CLOT.
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00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,636
♪
399
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,071
SO, I WENT IN,
HAD SURGERY.
400
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,873
BUT RIGHT AWAY,
YOU FEEL BETTER?
401
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,309
NO, ACTUALLY.
402
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,810
AFTER I GOT RELEASED
FROM THE HOSPITAL,
403
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,346
I WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL,
AND I STARTED FEELING SICK.
404
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,982
IT RAPIDLY GOT WORSE,
405
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,417
TO THE POINT
WHERE I GOT IN THE TRUCK
406
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,619
AND JUST DROVE
TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
407
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,221
AND I HAD KIND OF,
LIKE, TUNNEL VISION.
408
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,656
I JUST SAW THE DOORS
FOR THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
409
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,391
AND I'M LIKE --
AT THAT POINT, I WAS LIKE,
410
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,893
"I JUST NEED
TO GET THROUGH THOSE DOORS."
411
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,127
AND WHAT'D THEY FIND?
412
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:26,164
THAT I HAD INTERNAL BLEEDING,
THE BLOOD CLOT.
413
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,333
SO, WAS YOUR LIFE
EVER IN DANGER?
414
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,102
UH, YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
415
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,539
HAD TO, LIKE, BAG ME.
416
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,875
HE COULDN'T WAKE ME BACK UP
OUT OF THE SECOND SURGERY.
417
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,977
AND I DON'T KNOW
IF THEY DID CHEST COMPRESSIONS
418
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,379
'CAUSE, LIKE, MY CHEST
WAS BRUISED AND HURT, SO...
419
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,715
-GOOD LORD!
-YEAH, I DON'T THINK WE REALIZED
420
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,817
HOW CLOSE HE WAS TO DEATH.
-YEAH.
421
00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:48,086
IN THIS PREVIOUSLY
UNSEEN CLIP FROM OUR VAULT,
422
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:52,991
ZEE REVEALS EVEN MORE SKETCHY
DETAILS OF HIS HARROWING STORY.
423
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,993
♪
424
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,394
I MEAN, THIS GOT SERIOUS.
425
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,629
YEAH, BIG-TIME.
VERY SERIOUS.
426
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,631
AND THE BLOOD CLOT COULD PASS
TO YOUR LUNG, RIGHT?
427
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,266
YEP, YEP.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
428
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,402
IS YOUR WIFE FLYING UP?
I HAVEN'T CALLED HER YET.
429
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,638
-OH, MY LORD.
-OH, MY GOD.
430
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,139
SO, WAIT A SECOND,
WAIT A SECOND.
431
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,642
FOR DAYS, YOU HAVE A KIDNEY
STONE AND IN INCREDIBLE PAIN...
432
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:12,210
-WEEKS.
-WEEKS.
433
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,778
WEEKS YOU HAVE A KIDNEY STONE,
AND YOU DON'T --
434
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,979
-MONTHS.
-MONTH AND A HALF.
435
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:16,714
BUT THEN IT GETS SERIOUS.
YOU DON'T CALL YOUR WIFE.
436
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,982
NO, NO, SHE KNEW
I WAS GOING --
437
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,284
OH, SORRY.
LET ME REPHRASE --
438
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,753
YOU DIDN'T TELL HER
ABOUT THE BLOOD CLOT.
439
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,221
WHEN I STARTED FEELING SICK.
440
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,089
SHE KNEW I WAS THERE
FOR THE SURGERY.
441
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,758
SHE WANTED TO COME UP
AND -- YOU KNOW,
442
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,559
IT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS
WHERE YOU DON'T --
443
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,061
IT SEEMS LIKE
A PRETTY NORMAL PROCEDURE.
444
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,396
THEY'VE BEEN DOING IT
FOR A WHILE.
445
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,664
IT'S ALSO A LONG WAY
FOR HER TO DRIVE.
446
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:33,798
IT'S JUST A LONG WAY,
LIKE,
447
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,033
TO COME UP THERE
JUST FOR THAT.
448
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,669
YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER --
GOING INTO THIS,
449
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,337
YOU NEVER THINK THERE'S
GONNA BE A PROBLEM, SO...
450
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,272
RIGHT.
SO, HOW DOES IT RESOLVE?
451
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,841
I WOKE UP
IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM.
452
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:48,746
I HAD LIKE TWO I.V.s IN ME,
A CATHETER, A STENT.
453
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,381
AND I WAS LIKE,
"OKAY, SOMETHING'S" --
454
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,951
WHEN I WOKE UP, THEN KIND OF
THE SEVERITY KIND OF HIT,
455
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:54,052
AND I WAS LIKE --
456
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,553
AFTER SEEING
ALL THE STUFF ON ME,
457
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:56,854
AND I'M LIKE, "ALL RIGHT...
WOW.
458
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,257
...WHAT REALLY HAPPENED?"
AND, YOU KNOW,
459
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,626
YOU START TO TAKE NOTES
460
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,796
OF THE IMPORTANT THINGS
AND WHATNOT, SO...
461
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,165
DID YOU EVER SEE
A BRIGHT LIGHT?
462
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,967
NO, I THINK
I'M GOING THE OTHER WAY.
463
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,368
-OH.
-OH.
464
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,070
[ LAUGHS ]
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
465
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,138
I ACTUALLY JUST SHOVED
A GOLD NUGGET
466
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,540
UP MY PEE HOLE
FOR MORE AIRTIME.
467
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,175
[ LAUGHS ]
468
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,643
WELL, YOU GOT IT.
469
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,944
NOW YOU GOT MORE
ON "THE DIRT."
470
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,279
[ LAUGHS ]
471
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,515
AND NOW, AS DETERMINED
BY YOU, THE LOYAL FANS,
472
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,451
OUR COUNTDOWN
OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS
473
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,519
IN "GOLD RUSH" HISTORY
CONTINUES.
474
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,122
SIX SEASONS AGO,
RICK NESS' MINING CAREER
475
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,557
GOT OFF TO A ROCKY START.
476
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,992
FIRST JOB -- FAIL.
477
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,159
BUT OVER THE YEARS,
478
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:37,996
HE BECAME AN INTEGRAL PART
OF PARKER'S TEAM.
479
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,163
[ GROUP CHEERING ]
480
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,232
EVENTUALLY,
RICK SAW THE OPPORTUNITY
481
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,633
TO GO OUT ON HIS OWN,
482
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:45,970
AND HIS LEAP FROM MINER
TO MINE BOSS...
483
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,438
[BLEEP] DOING IT.
484
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,107
[ GROUP CHEERING ]
485
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,510
...IS THE NUMBER-FOUR
ALL-TIME "GOLD RUSH" MOMENT.
486
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,079
RICK'S ARRIVAL
ON HIS OWN KLONDIKE CLAIM
487
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:57,582
AS HIS OWN BOSS
WITH HIS OWN CREW...
488
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,351
FINALLY MADE IT.
[BLEEP] MADE IT, DUDE.
489
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,452
BOOM!
490
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,022
Narrator:
...WAS TRULY A DEFINING MOMENT.
491
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,090
RIGHT HERE, GUYS,
IS OUR FREEDOM.
492
00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,659
I CANNOT WAIT FOR US
TO RUN OUR FIRST GROUND
493
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,095
AND FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE THAT
FIRST GOLD IN THAT SLUICE BOX.
494
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,563
AND I'M GONNA BE
JUST AS EXCITED AS YOU
495
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,298
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SEEING IT
FOR A WHILE,
496
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,900
BUT THIS IS
OUR [BLEEP] GOLD, MAN.
497
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,169
THIS IS OUR YEAR.
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT.
498
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,071
IT'S FOR THAT GOLD
STUFFED IN THE GROUND.
499
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,240
THIS IS WHY I BROUGHT YOU GUYS
UP HERE.
500
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,275
WE'RE GONNA PULL OUR FIRST
MILLION FROM RIGHT HERE.
501
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,144
[ LAUGHTER ]
502
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,545
COMING UP...
503
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,714
IN THIS
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE,
504
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,317
THE BEETS TACKLE A QUESTION
AS OLD AS TIME.
505
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,753
Woman:
DO YOU THINK SIZE MATTERS?
506
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,356
AYE.
507
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,757
PROBABLY HOW YOU USE IT,
RIGHT?
508
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,559
THERE IS
SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE.
509
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,027
IT WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
510
00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,129
Narrator:
AND THEN, THE TOP-THREE MOMENTS
511
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,598
IN "GOLD RUSH" HISTORY
ARE FINALLY REVEALED.
512
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,935
WELL, GUYS, THERE SHE IS.
THAT'S THE DREDGE.
513
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,671
WHAT MORE --
WHAT MORE WILL THEY ASK FOR?
514
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,173
Jack:
YOU'RE ALL MILLIONAIRES.
515
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,608
THE ONLY THING IS, YOU GOT
TO GET IT OUT OF THE GROUND.
516
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,876
YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
517
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,611
♪
518
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,153
♪
519
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,823
HO, HO, HO.
OFF WE GO.
520
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,491
WHAT ARE
WE ALL DOING OVER HERE?
521
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,759
I GET LOST?
522
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,594
IF YOU CAN MAKE IT BY HAND,
WE PUT IT ON HANDMADE.
523
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,096
Christo:
ARE YOU A BIG CRAFTER?
524
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,231
HEY, MAN,
IF I CAN'T FIX IT, I [BLEEP] IT,
525
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,033
SO I WOULD BE
A GOOD CONTESTANT.
526
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:24,202
WHEN THE BEETS FAMILY
COMES TO VISIT...
527
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,404
THAT'S IT!
WRONG SHOW!
528
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,207
...AND THEY EVENTUALLY
FIND THE RIGHT SET...
529
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,275
WELL, HELLO, EVERYBODY!
530
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,845
...I ALWAYS KNOW
I'M GONNA LEARN SOMETHING NEW,
531
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,013
LIKE TONY'S HIDDEN TALENTS.
532
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:39,717
BACK IT UP.
BACK IT UP.
533
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:41,819
PULL IT UP.
MIKE, MIKE, MIKE.
534
00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,287
HOOK IT UP.
BACK IT UP.
535
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,123
HURRY UP.
MIKE, MIKE, MIKE.
536
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,924
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE
A CAREER AS A RAPPER.
537
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,159
HEY, YOU NEVER KNOW.
538
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,727
ALL WE NEED TO DO
IS GET YOU A GOLD CHAIN.
539
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,395
♪ ROLLIN' 'ROUND IN THAT MONEY ♪
540
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:53,264
♪ ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLL,
ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLL ♪
541
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,899
♪ ROLLIN' 'ROUND IN THAT MONEY ♪
542
00:18:56,336 --> 00:19:00,071
Narrator:
AND I CONTINUE TO BE AMAZED
BY THE THINGS TONY CAN'T DO.
543
00:19:00,073 --> 00:19:01,939
THE LIST OF THINGS
THAT YOU'VE NEVER DONE
544
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,608
IS PRETTY FASCINATING TO ME,
TONY.
545
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,410
WRITE A CHECK,
TIE YOUR SHOES, ALPHABET.
546
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,913
YEAH.
MONTHS OF THE YEAR.
547
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,681
MONTHS OF THE YEAR?
THERE'S ONLY 12 OF THEM.
548
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,217
I KNOW. BUT I MANAGE
TO [BLEEP] THAT UP SOMEHOW.
549
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,286
IT'S THE SAME
WITH COMPUTERS.
550
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,721
YEAH, BUT DO YOU HAVE
A SMARTPHONE?
551
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,556
NO.
YOU HAVE AN iPHONE.
552
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,191
I HAVE AN iPHONE NOW.
553
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,859
THAT IS A SMARTPHONE.
YEAH.
554
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,594
OH, IT IS?
[ LAUGHS ]
555
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,297
NO MATTER WHAT,
ONE THING IS FOR SURE.
556
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,466
WE HIT THE JACKPOT
WHEN WE FOUND TONY BEETS.
557
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,600
I CAN TELL YOU THAT.
YOU THINK SO?
558
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,035
[ LAUGHS ]
559
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,638
BUT THE MOST MEMORABLE
BEETS LESSON OCCURRED
560
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,807
WHEN WE STARTED TALKING
ABOUT NEW CREW MEMBER RUBY.
561
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,809
♪
562
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,545
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET BACK INTO IT.
563
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,281
YOU GUYS HAD RUBY STEP IN
TO HELP WITH THE PLANT.
564
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,749
HOW LONG HAS
SHE BEEN RUNNING EQUIPMENT?
565
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,083
HOW EXPERIENCED IS SHE?
566
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,320
LAST YEAR WAS HER FIRST YEAR,
SO LIKE TWO YEARS?
567
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,088
SOME PEOPLE PICK IT UP
LIKE NOTHING.
568
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,823
OTHER PEOPLE,
THEY'LL NEVER GET IT.
569
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,358
REALLY? SO IT'S
A CERTAIN TYPE OF PERSON
570
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,393
THAT CAN RUN THAT EQUIPMENT.
571
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,627
SOME PEOPLE
ARE QUICKER THAN OTHERS.
572
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:57,695
YEAH.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
573
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,330
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
WHAT'S THE KEY TO IT?
574
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,765
REFLEXES?
575
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,300
FEEL IT IN YOUR ASS.
576
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,336
WHAT? DID SHE SAY
YOU CAN FEEL IT IN YOUR ASS?
577
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,471
-YEAH.
-WHOO!
578
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,340
-OH.
-LIKE, RUNNING THE DOZER
579
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,043
OR THE LOADER OR --
YOU CAN FEEL IT.
580
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,011
YOU NEVER HAVE THAT
WHEN YOU DRIVE A CAR?
581
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,113
NO, I DO, BUT I'VE JUST
NEVER USED THE EXPRESSION
582
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,316
"I CAN FEEL IT IN MY ASS."
-WITH YOUR ASS.
583
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,483
WITH YOUR ASS.
584
00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:20,818
NOT "IN." "WITH."
585
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,086
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
586
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:24,422
[ Laughing ] YEAH, THERE IS
DEFINITELY A DIFFERENCE.
587
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,057
I UNDERSTAND GETTING
THE KNACK OF SOMETHING,
588
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,025
BUT THAT'S TAKING IT
TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL.
589
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:31,229
♪
590
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,863
Narrator:
WHEN WE FINALLY GOT IT TOGETHER,
591
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,667
IT WAS TIME TO GET SERIOUS
AND TALK DREDGES.
592
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:39,136
IN THIS NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIP,
593
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,038
WE DIG INTO
THE MOST IMPORTANT DIFFERENCE
594
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,574
BETWEEN DREDGE 1 AND DREDGE 2.
595
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,077
♪
596
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,980
IF AND WHEN YOU GET
THIS MONSTER BUILT, TONY,
597
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:52,116
HOW WILL DREDGE 2
BE DIFFERENT THAN DREDGE 1?
598
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,352
WELL, FOR ONE, IT'S NEWER.
599
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,387
IT'S IN WAY BETTER SHAPE.
600
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:59,223
AND IT'S ALMOST
TWICE THE SIZE.
601
00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,259
SO MORE YARDAGE,
MORE GOLD.
602
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,860
50% THE SIZE.
603
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,729
I THINK IT'LL HANDLE
ALL THAT BEDROCK,
604
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,297
ALL THEM ROCKS
BETTER THAN NUMBER 1.
605
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,466
YEAH, THERE'S A LOT MORE ROOM
IN THE TROMMEL.
606
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,467
THAT'S RIGHT, SO...
607
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:10,935
KICKER'S BIGGER.
YEP.
608
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,470
WELL, WE ALL KNOW
DREDGE 2 IS BIGGER.
609
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,504
MM-HMM.
610
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,306
BUT THE QUESTION IS,
DOES THAT MATTER?
611
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,807
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
612
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,177
♪
613
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,846
Narrator:
THERE'S AN AGE-OLD QUESTION
614
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,582
THAT HAS DOGGED MAN
FOR CENTURIES.
615
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:28,886
A CONUNDRUM SO PERPLEXING
IT AMUSES SOME
616
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,756
WHILE FRUSTRATING OTHERS.
617
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,859
Woman:
DO YOU THINK SIZE MATTERS?
618
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,561
WELL, I MEAN, THE BIGGER IT IS,
THE MORE...
619
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:38,796
AYE.
620
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,731
'CAUSE IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE,
ISN'T IT?
621
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:41,966
PROBABLY HOW YOU USE IT,
RIGHT?
622
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,734
THERE IS
SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCE.
623
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,136
WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
624
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:48,139
I THINK -- I THINK TONY BEETS
WOULD AGREE WITH THIS.
625
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,140
SIZE MATTERS.
626
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,608
[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.
627
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:52,510
IT'S ABOUT THE OPERATOR,
CLEARLY.
628
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,911
YEAH, IT'S ABOUT...
629
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,313
UH, YOU GUYS
630
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,948
KNOW WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT DREDGES, RIGHT?
631
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,216
WHAT? [ LAUGHS ]
632
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,851
WHAT WERE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
633
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,921
SIZE TOTALLY MATTERS
WHEN IT COMES TO DREDGE. YEAH.
634
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,257
D2 IS MUCH BIGGER THAN D1.
635
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:08,192
AND IT'S GONNA GET
A LOT MORE GOLD.
636
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:09,660
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
637
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,430
IT HAS TO MATCH THE CREEK
IT GOES ON.
638
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:16,901
IF WE WOULD HAVE A BIG DREDGE
THAT CAN DIG 100 FEET DOWN,
639
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,869
THAT'D BE NO GOOD IN EUREKA.
640
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,105
EUREKA'S ONLY 14 FEET DEEP.
641
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,808
WELL, YOU SLUICE
MORE MATERIAL IN AND OUT.
642
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:26,210
SO YOU GET AN OUNCE AN HOUR
IN THE OTHER ONE.
643
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,246
MAYBE YOU GET AN OUNCE
AND A HALF IN THE NEW ONE.
644
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:31,782
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN SIZE,
AND THAT'S THROUGH THE OUTCOME
645
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,351
OF THE MONEY
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE WITH IT.
646
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,953
I THINK HE'LL ALWAYS LOVE
HIS SMALLER DREDGE.
647
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,822
IT'LL ALWAYS BE
IN HIS HEART A BIT,
648
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,890
BUT, I MEAN,
A BIGGER DREDGE IS BETTER
649
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,692
THAN A SMALLER DREDGE
IN HIS EYES,
650
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,495
AND I THINK THAT'S
WHAT HE'S GONNA FOCUS ON, YES.
651
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,497
YEAH, I GUESS YOU CAN JUST GET
THROUGH A LOT MORE DIRT
652
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,299
WITH A BIGGER DREDGE.
653
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:49,600
BUT YOU HAVE
TO USE IT CORRECTLY.
654
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,737
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
DREDGE INNUENDO.
655
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:54,305
I CAN'T DO IT.
656
00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:55,973
[ CHUCKLING ]
657
00:22:55,975 --> 00:22:59,043
ENOUGH OF THE FUN
AND GAMES, THOUGH, TONY.
658
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:02,046
WILL DREDGE 2 -- I MEAN,
I KNOW IT'S BIGGER, YOU KNOW,
659
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,915
AND IT CAN DIG DEEPER, BUT
IT'LL RUN A LOT MORE YARDAGE?
660
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,784
YES. THE BUCKETS
ARE TWICE AS BIG.
661
00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,386
DO YOU GUYS KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA RUN IT?
662
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,820
YEP.
663
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,255
ARE YOU WILLING
TO TALK ABOUT IT?
664
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,456
-NO.
-YEAH, WELL...
665
00:23:12,458 --> 00:23:14,191
-[ LAUGHS ]
-HELLO!
666
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,193
[ LAUGHTER ]
667
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,129
Narrator:
AND NOW THE COUNTDOWN
668
00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:21,565
OF THE GREATEST
"GOLD RUSH" MOMENTS ROLLS ON.
669
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,667
I'M HOPING TO BRING
HISTORY BACK TO LIFE.
670
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:25,970
WHEN TONY BEETS
MADE THE MONUMENTAL DECISION
671
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:30,174
TO REVIVE A 75-YEAR-OLD,
$1 MILLION MINING RELIC...
672
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:33,144
WELL, GUYS, THERE SHE IS.
THAT'S THE DREDGE.
673
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,579
Narrator:
...MANY OF US WERE SKEPTICAL.
674
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,715
ARE YOU NUTS?
675
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:41,786
AFTER TAKING MONTHS
TO DISMANTLE,
676
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:44,655
TRUCK, AND REASSEMBLE...
677
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,490
GIVE ME BOLTS, GIVE ME BOLTS,
GIVE ME BOLTS.
678
00:23:46,492 --> 00:23:47,858
Narrator:
...THE MAMMOTH DREDGE,
679
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,560
THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION
REMAINED --
680
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,329
WILL THIS GOLD-MINING DINOSAUR
CATCH GOLD?
681
00:23:52,331 --> 00:23:55,266
TONY BEETS RUNNING DREDGE
NUMBER 1 FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
682
00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,435
IS YOUR FAN-FAVORITE
NUMBER-THREE
683
00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,370
GREATEST "GOLD RUSH" MOMENT.
684
00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,905
LET'S FIRE IT UP.
685
00:24:00,907 --> 00:24:02,039
[ DREDGE WHIRRING ]
686
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,841
THERE! BINGO!
687
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,209
FIRE UP THE STACKER.
688
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:08,279
-IT RUNS!
-FIRE UP THE BUCKETS!
689
00:24:08,281 --> 00:24:11,282
LOOK AT THAT GO!
[ LAUGHS ]
690
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:13,284
THAT'S THE FIRST BUCKET
OF DIRT, GUYS!
691
00:24:13,286 --> 00:24:14,919
ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!
692
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,020
IT WORKS!
693
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,321
[ LAUGHS ]
694
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,723
WELL, LET'S CHECK
IF THERE'S ANY GOLD IN THAT BOX.
695
00:24:22,462 --> 00:24:24,195
WELL?
696
00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:28,766
IS THERE GOLD IN THERE,
OR IS THERE GOLD IN THERE?
697
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,402
I CALL THAT A SUCCESS.
698
00:24:31,404 --> 00:24:33,504
♪
699
00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:34,905
COMING UP...
700
00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,440
IN ANOTHER CLIP
FROM OUR VAULT...
701
00:24:36,442 --> 00:24:37,708
OHH! OHH!
702
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,210
...THE CREW
FROM "PARKER'S TRAIL"
703
00:24:39,212 --> 00:24:40,978
SHARES A FEW MORE WILD TALES
704
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,414
FROM THEIR UPCOMING ADVENTURE
IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA.
705
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:44,949
FRED SAW A GHOST.
706
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,250
YEAH, LITERALLY.
I SAW A GHOST.
707
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:47,818
IT WAS FREAKY.
[ GUNSHOT ]
708
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,354
AND LATER,
YOUR TOP-TWO GREATEST MOMENTS
709
00:24:50,356 --> 00:24:51,789
IN "GOLD RUSH" HISTORY.
710
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:54,091
EVERY ONE OF THOSE
IS 100 OUNCES.
711
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:54,992
OH!
712
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,460
WE GOT GOLD!
713
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:59,530
THAT GLORY HOLE MATERIAL --
SHE BE SOME GOOD STUFF.
714
00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:01,265
REALLY GOOD STUFF.
715
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,033
♪
716
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:11,775
♪
717
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:13,077
SHUT IT DOWN.
718
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,012
THE "GOLD RUSH" SEASON
MIGHT BE WRAPPING UP.
719
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,180
THAT AIN'T GOOD.
720
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,581
BUT AN ALL-NEW SEASON
OF "PARKER'S TRAIL"
721
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:19,650
WILL PREMIERE MARCH 29th.
722
00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,552
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOMETHING.
SEE?
723
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:24,788
PARKER AND HIS TRAIL CREW TOOK
TO THE WILDS OF PAPUA NEW GUINEA
724
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,857
IN SEARCH OF GOLD AND ADVENTURE.
725
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:30,261
IN THIS PLACE, YOU HAVE
TO HAVE A POLICE ESCORT.
726
00:25:30,263 --> 00:25:31,428
PARKER!
727
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:33,797
Parker:
YOU SURVIVE OR YOU DIE TOGETHER.
728
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,199
THAT'S A TEAM.
729
00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,434
WHEN THEY ARRIVED
ON "THE DIRT"...
730
00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:38,536
HOW DOES IT LOOK?
731
00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,004
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PUT
A BOWL ON YOUR HEAD
732
00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:41,105
AND THEN CUT AROUND IT.
733
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:42,273
...IT HAD BEEN A WHILE
734
00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:44,308
SINCE THEY'D BEEN
BACK IN CIVILIZATION.
735
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:45,709
HERE,
THROW ONE IN MY MOUTH.
736
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,011
NO, THAT'S TOO --
OHH!
737
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:49,213
YOU GO.
OHH! OHH!
738
00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:51,148
-WHOA!
-WHOO!
739
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:52,316
IT WAS ON THE FLOOR
LIKE FOUR TIMES.
740
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,751
YEAH, YEAH.
741
00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,819
BUT THEY HAD PLENTY
TO SAY ABOUT THEIR EPIC JOURNEY.
742
00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:58,355
♪
743
00:25:58,357 --> 00:26:01,325
PARKER, KARLA,
SAM, AND FRED.
744
00:26:01,327 --> 00:26:02,860
-YEAH. YEAH, THANK YOU.
-GOOD TO MEET YOU.
745
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,229
SO, YOU GUYS --
THE AUDIENCE KNOWS BY NOW --
746
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,230
"PARKER'S TRAIL."
747
00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,265
YOU GUYS
ARE HEADING OUT AGAIN.
748
00:26:08,267 --> 00:26:10,200
DEEP IN THE JUNGLES
OF PAPUA NEW GUINEA.
749
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,368
WHY PAPUA NEW GUINEA?
750
00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:13,137
WE LOOKED AT A LOT OF PLACES
AROUND THE WORLD.
751
00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:15,272
AND IT HAD TO BE
SOMEWHERE WITH GOLD,
752
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,508
AND IT HAD TO BE SOMEWHERE
THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE
753
00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:19,209
TO HAVE
A BIG, CRAZY ADVENTURE.
754
00:26:19,211 --> 00:26:22,913
AND PAPUA NEW GUINEA INSTANTLY
TICKED BOTH OF THOSE BOXES.
755
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,848
AND, FRED, FILL ME IN
ON YOUR BACKGROUND --
756
00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:27,318
HOW YOU GOT TIED
INTO THIS CRAZY CREW HERE.
757
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,186
MILITARY BACKGROUND.
SPECIAL FORCES.
758
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,921
I WAS A LINGUIST.
759
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:31,956
I'VE BEEN
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
760
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,490
SO I'VE JUST BEEN ITCHING
761
00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:35,593
TO GET BACK OUT
AND SEE THE WORLD AGAIN.
762
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,528
AND THIS WAS
THE PERFECT AVENUE FOR IT.
763
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:39,964
WAS YOUR ROLE KIND OF TO TAKE
CARE OF THESE GUYS A LITTLE BIT?
764
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:41,565
-A LOT.
-WE KIND OF WORKED TOGETHER.
765
00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,766
YEAH, KARLA AND I
KIND OF WORKED TOGETHER.
766
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,034
AND IT WAS REALLY NICE
TO HAVE HIM JUST TO --
767
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,436
-KIND OF GUIDING?
-YEAH.
768
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:47,638
TELL ME ABOUT THE LITTLE SLIDE
YOU TOOK THERE.
769
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,173
PARKER!
770
00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,678
THERE WERE SOME INTERESTING
MINING PRACTICES THAT WE SAW
771
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,747
AND GOT
A LITTLE TOO INVOLVED IN.
772
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,849
IT FELT LIKE
THERE WAS NO RULES,
773
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:01,185
AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
BECAUSE THERE WEREN'T.
774
00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,287
AND YOU JUMPED IN
AFTER PARKER THERE.
775
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:06,056
I HAD TO. HE WAS GOING
DOWN THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN.
776
00:27:07,893 --> 00:27:09,893
AND THE END OF THAT WAS --
PSHH!
777
00:27:09,895 --> 00:27:11,028
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN GONE.
778
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,529
WERE YOU FREAKING OUT?
YEAH.
779
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:14,264
YEAH.
COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT.
780
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:17,434
THIS WASN'T THE ONLY
MOMENT THAT SCARED THE CREW.
781
00:27:17,436 --> 00:27:19,303
IN THIS NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CLIP,
782
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,606
THE CREW REVEALS A STORY
THAT WILL HAUNT THEM FOREVER.
783
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,645
PARKER, WHAT'S MOTIVATING YOU
TO GO ON THESE ADVENTURES?
784
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,113
THE BIGGEST THING IS
I JUST, LIKE,
785
00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:31,448
GENUINELY LIKE
THE ADVENTURE.
786
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:34,018
LIKE, WE SPENT THE NIGHT
IN A JAPANESE WAR TUNNEL.
787
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,019
OH, GOD.
788
00:27:35,021 --> 00:27:37,221
WITH, LIKE,
MASSIVE CENTIPEDES,
789
00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:38,522
LIKE, CRAWLING OUT
OF HOLES IN THE WALLS.
790
00:27:38,524 --> 00:27:40,524
-I WOULD NOT BE DOWN WITH THAT.
-AND BATS.
791
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:42,059
AND BATS EVERYWHERE.
792
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,327
FRED SAW A GHOST.
793
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,361
I HEARD THAT.
794
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,929
IT WAS FREAKY.
I THOUGHT IT WAS HIM
795
00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:48,165
BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN BANGING
SOME THINGS INTO THE WALL.
796
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,767
I THINK THAT WAS
WHAT MADE HIM MAD.
797
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,368
HE WAS HANGING UP
HIS SOCKS,
798
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:52,603
AND IT WAS LIKE
5:00 IN THE MORNING?
799
00:27:52,605 --> 00:27:53,537
4:00 IN THE MORNING?
800
00:27:53,539 --> 00:27:55,205
I HEAR,
"BANG, BANG, BANG!"
801
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,474
AND I SIT UP, AND I'M LIKE,
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, PARKER?"
802
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,543
AND THERE WAS JUST
THIS SHADOWY THING
803
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:00,811
STANDING RIGHT THERE.
804
00:28:00,813 --> 00:28:02,980
AND I OPENED UP MY LITTLE TENT
TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING,
805
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:03,981
AND HE WAS GONE.
806
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:05,616
THEN I WAS LIKE,
"WHO WAS OUT THERE?"
807
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:08,252
AND WOKE UP SAM.
EVERYBODY WAS ASLEEP.
808
00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:10,854
BUT, LITERALLY, IT WAS
SOMEONE STANDING THERE
POUNDING INTO THE WALL,
809
00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,523
LIKE THEY WERE
STILL DIGGING.
810
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:13,590
IT'S AN OLD JAPANESE MAN
811
00:28:13,592 --> 00:28:15,225
DIGGING A TUNNEL
FROM WORLD WAR II.
812
00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,261
THERE WERE SOME REALLY CREEPY
KIND OF --
813
00:28:17,263 --> 00:28:20,798
YOU COULD JUST FEEL
THE HISTORY IN THERE.
814
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,033
WELL, THE NEXT DAY, THE LOCALS
SAID, "WE DON'T GO IN THERE."
815
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,401
THE LOCALS
ARE TERRIFIED OF IT.
816
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,237
THEY JUST PASS BY,
AND THEY'RE SCARED,
817
00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,006
AND WE DECIDED
TO SPEND THE NIGHT.
818
00:28:29,008 --> 00:28:30,340
[ LAUGHTER ]
819
00:28:32,411 --> 00:28:33,477
Christo:
THE MOST MOVING PART
820
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,279
OF PARKER'S
PAPUA NEW GUINEA JOURNEY
821
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:38,348
IS HIS ATTEMPT TO RECONNECT
WITH HIS GRANDFATHER'S PAST.
822
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,918
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY COOL
TO DO THAT TRIP
823
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,553
AND THEN COME BACK
AND BE ABLE TO TALK TO HIM.
824
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,555
PARKER TAKES STEPS TO RETRACE
825
00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:48,292
JOHN SCHNABEL'S SOUTH PACIFIC
WORLD WAR II EXPERIENCE.
826
00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,461
THE PIECES
THAT WE PUT TOGETHER HERE
827
00:28:50,463 --> 00:28:53,030
ARE ALL THE ANSWERS
I'LL EVER BE ABLE TO GET.
828
00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,566
AND IN THIS
PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN CLIP,
829
00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:59,403
WE WERE ABLE TO DIG MUCH DEEPER
INTO GRANDPA JOHN'S HISTORY.
830
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,708
PARKER, YOUR GRANDFATHER
LIVED A FULL LIFE.
831
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:07,144
I MEAN, HE BLAZED
A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT TRAILS.
832
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,046
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE
SOME OF THAT IN YOU?
833
00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,380
YEAH, I MEAN,
I'D LIKE TO THINK SO.
834
00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:13,183
THE WORLD WAS A LOT DIFFERENT
PLACE WHEN HE WAS 24.
835
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,686
THAT WAS 1944.
-RIGHT. YEP.
836
00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:17,755
SO IT'S REALLY TOUGH
TO COMPARE,
837
00:29:17,757 --> 00:29:19,456
BUT HE WAS NEVER ONE
TO BACK AWAY
838
00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:20,657
FROM A BIG ADVENTURE,
839
00:29:20,659 --> 00:29:22,960
AND I'D LIKE TO THINK
WE'RE DOING THE SAME.
840
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,394
SAM, YOU SPENT
A GOOD AMOUNT OF TIME
841
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,529
WITH GRANDPA JOHN,
RIGHT?
842
00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:28,599
YEAH. I MET JOHN AND PARKER
AS A PACKAGE
843
00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,434
WHEN, PARKER,
YOU WERE, WHAT, 15?
844
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,436
-YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
-"GOLD RUSH" SEASON ONE.
845
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:36,039
AND I WAS IMMEDIATELY BLOWN AWAY
BY HOW SIMILAR THEY WERE.
846
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,142
SAME NOSE.
SAME LAUGH.
847
00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,811
AND BOTH CLEARLY OBSESSED
WITH GOLD MINING.
848
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:45,349
I FILMED WITH PARKER AND JOHN
FOR THREE SEASONS,
849
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:47,317
AND I GOT TO KNOW JOHN
PRETTY WELL.
850
00:29:47,319 --> 00:29:49,686
FILMING WITH HIM WAS ALWAYS
MY FAVORITE PART OF THE SHOW,
851
00:29:49,688 --> 00:29:51,121
PARTICULARLY SEASON TWO,
852
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:54,725
WHERE JOHN WAS SORT OF HANDING
OVER THE REINS TO PARKER.
853
00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:56,460
AND PARKER KIND OF
HAD TO --
854
00:29:56,462 --> 00:30:00,664
YOU KNOW, HE WAS ON THIS
MASSIVELY STEEP LEARNING CURVE
855
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:03,233
WITH 20 CAMERAS
IN HIS FACE.
856
00:30:03,235 --> 00:30:05,335
I THINK, OF ALL THE STUFF
I FILMED ON "GOLD RUSH,"
857
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:06,837
I'M PROBABLY PROUDEST
OF THAT, YEAH.
858
00:30:06,839 --> 00:30:08,705
-IT WAS SO GENUINE.
-YEAH.
859
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:10,140
Christo:
PARKER, WE HAVE A PACKAGE
860
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,376
THAT KIND OF REMINDS PEOPLE
ABOUT HIS AMAZING LIFE
861
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,144
AND HOW SIMILAR
YOU TWO REALLY ARE.
862
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:15,078
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
863
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,014
[ ALARM BLARING ]
864
00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:20,517
I NORMALLY DO ABOUT 20,
30 OF THESE EACH WAY.
865
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:24,221
GET KIND OF LIMBERED UP
A LITTLE BIT, YOU KNOW?
866
00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:26,190
IT'S EASY TO SEE
WHY "GOLD RUSH" FANS
867
00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:29,159
HAVE SUCH A SOFT SPOT
FOR GRANDPA JOHN SCHNABEL.
868
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,561
PARKER!
869
00:30:30,563 --> 00:30:31,662
GREAT TO SEE YOU!
870
00:30:31,664 --> 00:30:33,597
BUT JOHN SCHNABEL
WAS NOT JUST
871
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,499
A BELOVED GRANDFATHER
AND GOLD MINER.
872
00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,835
OOH!
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!
873
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:39,303
[ LAUGHS ]
874
00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:43,907
THIS WAS A MAN WHO TRULY KNEW
HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST.
875
00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:44,975
[ WHISTLE BLARES ]
876
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:46,543
♪
877
00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,612
AFTER HIS ARRIVAL
IN HAINES, ALASKA...
878
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:54,384
THIS IS WHERE I LANDED
IN 1939.
879
00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:57,054
Christo:
...JOHN SCHNABEL STARTED
THE FIRST OF MANY CAREERS
880
00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:58,922
WHEN HE SERVED IN WORLD WAR II.
881
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:01,892
AFTER I GOT BACK
FROM THE SERVICE,
882
00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:05,128
I MET MY WIFE, ERMA.
883
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,564
SO, I BOUGHT
A PIECE OF LAND UP HERE,
884
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,900
AND I BUILT
A HARDWARE STORE,
885
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:14,705
AND THE BACK LOT
WAS A BIG LUMBER YARD.
886
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:18,642
I CAME OUT HERE IN 1966
AND BUILT THIS MILL.
887
00:31:18,644 --> 00:31:24,047
I HAD 120 EMPLOYEES AT ITS PEAK,
AND I RAN IT TILL 1983.
888
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:25,315
Christo:
BUT JOHN WASN'T JUST
889
00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:28,752
AN ENTREPRENEUR WITH
A SUCCESSFUL LUMBER COMPANY.
890
00:31:28,754 --> 00:31:30,721
I SERVED
ON THE CITY COUNCIL,
891
00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:34,658
AND THEN I SERVED AS MAYOR
FOR A TERM.
892
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:36,393
I THINK IT'S BEEN A GOOD LIFE,
893
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:40,898
AND I WATCHED THIS COMMUNITY
GROW FROM NOTHING TO WHAT IT IS.
894
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:46,403
BUT PERHAPS THE BEST
PART OF GRANDPA JOHN'S LIFE
895
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,971
WAS SPENT WITH HIS FAMILY,
896
00:31:47,973 --> 00:31:50,641
ESPECIALLY HIS GRANDSONS.
897
00:31:50,643 --> 00:31:53,277
♪
898
00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:56,013
I ACTUALLY BOUGHT
BIG NUGGET MINE
899
00:31:56,015 --> 00:32:00,751
AS A DESTINATION TO TAKE
MY CHILDREN IN THE SUMMERTIME,
900
00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:02,953
WHERE THEY COULD
DIG THE GRAVELS,
901
00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:05,122
FIND A LITTLE GOLD.
902
00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:09,226
ROGER DIDN'T RESPOND TO IT,
BUT MY GRANDSONS DID.
903
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:11,528
SO WE GO UP THERE,
AND THERE'S NOBODY THERE BUT US,
904
00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:14,331
AND SO WE JUST HAD
A HECK OF A GOOD TIME.
905
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,700
FOR PARKER,
IT WAS LIKE HIS PLAYGROUND.
906
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,802
SO, AS HE GOT OLDER
907
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:24,241
AND HE STARTED SPENDING MORE
TIME KIND OF HANGING WITH JOHN,
908
00:32:24,243 --> 00:32:26,643
I REALIZED
HOW CONNECTED THEY WERE,
909
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:30,113
THAT THAT BOND WAS BIGGER
THAN I EVEN SAW.
910
00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:31,715
[ CHUCKLES ]
911
00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:34,985
HE'S AN AMAZING MAN.
REALLY -- WELL, HE IS A HERO.
912
00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:37,654
BUT THAT'S WHAT
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN.
913
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:41,191
Christo:
AND WHEN PARKER MADE THE LEAP
NORTH TO MINE IN THE YUKON,
914
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,226
THE CONNECTION
BETWEEN THE YOUNG MINE BOSS
915
00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:46,830
AND HIS GRANDFATHER
BECAME EVEN STRONGER.
916
00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:50,100
PARKER IS ABOUT
THE SAME AGE AS JOHN WAS
917
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:55,205
WHEN HE LEFT HIS HOME
AND MOVED TO ALASKA.
918
00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:58,408
TO TAKE OFF
AND HEAD TO THE YUKON
919
00:32:58,410 --> 00:33:02,112
WAS NO DIFFERENT THAN
JOHN SCHNABEL GOING TO ALASKA.
920
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:06,149
YOU LOOK AT THAT SIMILARITY AND
THAT VISION THAT THEY BOTH HAD,
921
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,151
AND YOU THINK, "THESE ARE
TWO PEAS IN A POD."
922
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:14,291
Nancy:
THE RESEMBLANCE, PHYSICALLY,
BETWEEN JOHN AND PARKER
923
00:33:14,293 --> 00:33:16,493
IS SHOCKING EVEN TO ME.
924
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,729
IT IS LIKE, "WOW!
925
00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:20,831
THAT IS LIKE A MINI-ME."
926
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:23,200
I THINK PARKER AND JOHN BOTH
HAVE ALWAYS LIKED
927
00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:24,801
THAT KIND OF SIMILARITY THING.
928
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:28,271
I THINK THAT THEY HAVE GOTTEN
A BIG CHUCKLE OUT OF THAT.
929
00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:30,273
YOU KNOW, THEY'RE ALIKE
IN A LOT OF WAYS.
930
00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:32,342
THEY'RE ALIKE IN A LOT OF WAYS.
931
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,745
WHILE GRANDPA JOHN
IS NO LONGER WITH US,
932
00:33:34,747 --> 00:33:37,848
IT'S CLEAR HIS LEGACY LIVES ON.
933
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:40,183
I COULDN'T ASK
FOR A BETTER MENTOR.
934
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:42,819
HE'S MADE A HUGE IMPACT ON A LOT
OF PEOPLE'S LIVES, YOU KNOW?
935
00:33:42,821 --> 00:33:44,454
MINE, ESPECIALLY.
936
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:48,992
AND NOW THE GREATEST
"GOLD RUSH" MOMENTS CONTINUE.
937
00:33:50,162 --> 00:33:53,163
CAN A GUY RISK IT ALL
IN AMERICA ANYMORE?
938
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,865
THE FIRST SEASON OF "GOLD RUSH"
939
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,267
CERTAINLY HAD ITS SHARE
OF UPS AND DOWNS.
940
00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,002
WHERE IS THE GOLD?
941
00:33:59,004 --> 00:34:01,238
DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY.
DON'T TRY TO INTIMIDATE ME.
942
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,973
Christo:
BUT BEYOND ROOKIE MINERS
943
00:34:02,975 --> 00:34:04,908
AND THEIR ROOKIE MISTAKES...
944
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,643
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE NOTHING
LIVES HERE EXCEPT BEARS.
945
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:10,180
...THE HOFFMANS' FIRST YEAR
MINING WAS ALSO FULL OF HOPE...
946
00:34:10,182 --> 00:34:11,615
WE GOT GOLD!
947
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,818
THAT GLORY-HOLE MATERIAL
SHOULD BE SOME GOOD STUFF.
948
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,685
REALLY GOOD STUFF.
949
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:17,087
Christo:
...DETERMINATION...
950
00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:19,356
NO GUTS, NO GLORY!
951
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,725
...AND A COMMON DREAM.
952
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:25,162
NOTHING EPITOMIZED THIS FEELING
MORE THAN JACK'S ROUSING SPEECH
953
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:27,931
WHEN THEY ARRIVED AT
THEIR VERY FIRST GOLD CLAIM,
954
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,366
PORCUPINE CREEK --
955
00:34:29,368 --> 00:34:33,003
YOUR NUMBER-TWO GREATEST MOMENT
IN "GOLD RUSH" HISTORY.
956
00:34:33,005 --> 00:34:36,840
EVERYTHING YOU SEE
RIGHT HERE IS OURS.
957
00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:40,477
THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY THAT
WE'VE ALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
958
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:42,079
YOU'RE ALL MILLIONAIRES.
959
00:34:42,081 --> 00:34:44,548
THE ONLY THING IS, YOU GOT
TO GET IT OUT OF THE GROUND.
960
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:45,649
[ LAUGHTER ]
961
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:48,318
Jack:
THERE ISN'T ONE MAN IN AMERICA,
962
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,721
IF HE'S GOT ANYTHING INSIDE HIM,
963
00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:54,291
WOULDN'T WANT TO BE HERE
WITH US.
964
00:34:55,494 --> 00:35:00,297
MY DAD CREATED THE DREAM,
AND WE ALL NEEDED A DREAM.
965
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:01,898
WE NEEDED A DREAM.
966
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,568
AND WE'RE IN.
WE'RE ALL-IN NOW.
967
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,273
THE NUMBER-ONE
ALL-TIME FAN FAVORITE MOMENT
968
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:12,709
IN NINE SEASONS OF "GOLD RUSH."
969
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:16,146
AND LATER, IN NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN
SOCIAL-MEDIA QUESTIONS...
970
00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:19,182
"DOES SHE HAVE NICKNAMES
FOR THE REST OF TEAM NESS?"
971
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,885
...KARLA WOWS US
WITH SOME CREATIVE PET NAMES
972
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,320
FOR THE MILWAUKEE BOYS.
973
00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:26,456
I STARTED MIXING FOOD
WITH MY NICKNAMES.
974
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,526
LIKE, FOR RICK --
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE.
975
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,527
WHAT?
976
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,329
SOMETIMES SHE JUST
CALLS ME P-SPICE.
977
00:35:32,331 --> 00:35:33,964
[ LAUGHTER ]
978
00:35:44,076 --> 00:35:47,611
NOW THE MOMENT
YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,
979
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:50,147
AS VOTED BY YOU, THE FANS.
980
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:51,815
EVERY ONE OF THOSE
IS 100 OUNCES.
981
00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:54,651
JOHN'S LOVE FOR PARKER
WAS ALWAYS ABUNDANT
982
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:58,054
AND NEVER MORE CLEAR THAN
IN HIS HEART-WARMING SPEECH
983
00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:02,092
AFTER PARKER'S RECORD-SETTING
$3.7 MILLION SEASON.
984
00:36:02,094 --> 00:36:06,730
THIS IS YOUR NUMBER-ONE FAVORITE
"GOLD RUSH" MOMENT OF ALL TIME.
985
00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:08,231
John:
PARKER, YOU DON'T KNOW
986
00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,700
HOW PLEASED AND PROUD I AM
OF YOU.
987
00:36:10,702 --> 00:36:13,203
WITH THE HELP
OF A WONDERFUL CREW,
988
00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:17,007
YOU NOW LOOK
AT 3,000 OUNCES.
989
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:20,110
[ Voice breaking ] WHAT MORE --
WHAT MORE DO I ASK FOR?
990
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:23,680
NOTHING.
I'M A VERY FORTUNATE MAN.
991
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,215
I LOVE YOU, PARKER.
992
00:36:25,217 --> 00:36:27,851
NOT ONLY LOVE YOU,
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
993
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:31,888
YOU MAKE MY LIFE
WORTHWHILE.
994
00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:32,789
I LOVE YOU.
995
00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,458
[ ALL CHEERING ]
996
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,561
YEAH!
997
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,308
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY
TO DO SOME SOCIAL MEDIA?
998
00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:52,642
I GUESS SO.
999
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,411
THERE'S NOTHING
THE MINERS LOVE MORE...
1000
00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:55,679
YAY!
1001
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,515
...THAN TO ANSWER THE FANS'
MOST PRESSING QUESTIONS.
1002
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,884
THIS IS GONNA GET WEIRD,
I'M PRETTY SURE.
1003
00:37:00,886 --> 00:37:02,652
"WHERE YOU GUYS POOPING?"
-"HA-HA."
1004
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,921
AND WITH SO MANY
AMAZING SUBMISSIONS...
1005
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,022
GOOD QUESTION, STEPHEN.
1006
00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,891
THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
YES.
1007
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,160
...WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR EVERYTHING THAT COMES IN.
1008
00:37:10,162 --> 00:37:13,396
HERE ARE A FEW QUESTIONS
FROM THE CUTTING-ROOM FLOOR.
1009
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,600
ALL RIGHT,
NEXT QUESTION.
1010
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:18,235
"WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING
YOU BOUGHT
1011
00:37:18,237 --> 00:37:19,669
WHEN YOU CASHED IN
THAT GOLD?"
1012
00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,938
BULLDOZERS.
AND A WASH PLANT.
1013
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,840
SLUICIFER!
1014
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,675
BUT IS THERE ONE THING
THAT YOU BOUGHT,
1015
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,143
LIKE A PICKUP TRUCK?
1016
00:37:27,145 --> 00:37:28,311
BOATS.
1017
00:37:28,313 --> 00:37:29,846
-THE DEADLY JET BOATS?
-YEAH, EXACTLY.
1018
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:31,147
THAT WORKED OUT WELL.
1019
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:33,650
[ BOAT MOTOR REVS ]
1020
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:36,753
[ BONE CRACKS, CLATTER ]
1021
00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:37,687
BUT YOU TRAVEL.
1022
00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:39,289
YEAH,
I'M USUALLY WORKING.
1023
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,957
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MITCH?
1024
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:41,925
ANYTHING YOU BOUGHT?
1025
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,360
I JUST BOUGHT
A NEW RACE CAR.
1026
00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:45,428
SO THIS WAS KIND OF LIKE
A LIFELONG DREAM?
1027
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,064
YEAH,
IT'S AN SCCA GT2 CAR.
1028
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,099
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT IS.
1029
00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:50,333
YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE
A PICTURE OF IT.
1030
00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,535
[ ENGINE REVS ]
1031
00:37:52,537 --> 00:37:54,237
CAN WE BE THE SPONSOR?
1032
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,205
-DEFINITELY.
-"THE DIRT."
1033
00:37:55,207 --> 00:37:56,439
YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE
A LOT OF FUN.
1034
00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:59,609
WE HAVE NOTHING TO GIVE,
OTHER THAN GIANT STICKERS.
1035
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,777
YEAH,
THAT'S A START, RIGHT?
1036
00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:05,148
PARKER AND I WILL EACH
GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS.
1037
00:38:05,150 --> 00:38:06,449
IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT
MORE THAN THAT.
1038
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,018
AND YOU CAN DO IT
IN THE OFF-SEASON.
1039
00:38:08,020 --> 00:38:09,152
-YEAH.
-WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1040
00:38:09,154 --> 00:38:10,453
I STARTED
MY OWN CIGAR COMPANY.
1041
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,455
YEAH, I KNOW. BY THE WAY,
THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME...
1042
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:13,423
YEAH, YOU BET.
1043
00:38:13,425 --> 00:38:15,225
DOUMITT SENT ME
HIS WHOLE KIT.
1044
00:38:15,227 --> 00:38:17,794
CIGARS AND ALL THE GOLF TEES
AND THE TOWEL AND EVERYTHING.
1045
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:18,762
IT'S REALLY COOL.
1046
00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:20,130
HOW DO PEOPLE
GET THAT STUFF?
1047
00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:21,698
ONLINE.
DOUMITT CIGAR.
1048
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,699
Doumittcigar.com.
1049
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:23,800
THERE YOU GO. PLUG.
1050
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,535
THEY'RE KILLER CIGARS.
1051
00:38:25,537 --> 00:38:27,304
ALL RIGHT,
NEXT QUESTION.
1052
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:29,506
"ASKING ABOUT
THE NON-GOLD FINDS.
1053
00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,442
FOSSILS, CRITTERS, WEIRD
VENDORS, AND NEIGHBORS."
1054
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,477
WHAT ELSE DO YOU GUYS
FIND UP THERE BESIDES GOLD?
1055
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,579
TWO YEARS AGO,
WE HAD A HUGE FIND.
1056
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:40,750
WE FOUND A CARIBOU CALF
THAT WAS 70,000 YEARS OLD.
1057
00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:42,886
-70,000 YEARS OLD!
-70,000.
1058
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,020
AND WE DID DO
THE MONITORING --
1059
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,221
THAT'S, LIKE,
WITH A WATER CANNON.
1060
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:47,891
THE MONITORING IS WHERE
YOU UNEARTH THE FOSSILS.
1061
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:50,694
YEAH. BECAUSE WHEN WE RIP THEM
THROUGH THE DOZERS,
1062
00:38:50,696 --> 00:38:52,629
THEN THEY GET CRUSHED,
AND YOU WON'T FIND THEM.
1063
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:54,364
WHERE, WITH THE MONITORING,
THEY SHOW UP.
1064
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:56,599
SO, WHEN I SHOWED UP THE DAY,
THE FIRST THING I SPOTTED
1065
00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,202
WAS THREE IVORY TUSKS
FROM THE MAMMOTHS.
1066
00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:01,971
SO WE GOT OVER THERE
AND HAD A LOOK AT IT.
1067
00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:03,873
AND THEN YOU CALL
THE PALEONTOLOGISTS,
1068
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,075
AND THEY COME OUT
AND THEY DIG IT OUT.
1069
00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:06,142
'CAUSE THAT'S LAW
UP THERE, RIGHT?
1070
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:07,243
-NO.
-NO.
1071
00:39:07,245 --> 00:39:08,478
I THOUGHT YOU HAD
TO CALL THEM IN.
1072
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,046
NO, YOU DON'T.
1073
00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:12,349
EVERYBODY DOES, THOUGH,
BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN --
1074
00:39:12,351 --> 00:39:14,317
THOSE THINGS ARE
KIND OF COOL TO FIND.
1075
00:39:14,319 --> 00:39:17,020
THEY DO A LOT OF TESTS ON IT,
AND THEY FIND OUT HOW OLD.
1076
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,255
SO, IT WAS A BABY CARIBOU
THAT WAS 70,000 YEARS OLD?
1077
00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,690
IT'S ONE OF
THE OLDEST FINDS.
1078
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,691
YEAH, ONE OF THE OLDEST.
1079
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,660
YOU ACTUALLY
DO STOP DOWN, TONY,
1080
00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:24,994
'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF
A PAIN IN THE BUTT, RIGHT?
1081
00:39:24,996 --> 00:39:26,129
THEY COME IN,
AND THEY HAVE TO --
1082
00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:28,264
YES AND NO,
BUT IT IS IMPORTANT, ALSO.
1083
00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,867
WHEN YOU DIG UP SOMETHING
THAT'S 70,000 YEARS OLD,
1084
00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:33,403
NOW YOU GOT
PROOF OF SOMETHING.
1085
00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:35,739
NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO DESTROY THAT?
1086
00:39:35,741 --> 00:39:37,974
AND THE PALEONTOLOGISTS
THAT WE HAVE THERE IN YUKON,
1087
00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:38,875
THEY'RE GREAT.
1088
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,210
THEY COME IN,
THEY GET IT OUT,
1089
00:39:40,212 --> 00:39:41,478
AND THEY GET
OUT OF YOUR WAY.
1090
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,079
IT'S HUGE FOR
THE SCIENTISTS, RIGHT?
1091
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:44,914
OH, YEAH. YOU GOTTA
WORK TOGETHER ON THAT.
1092
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:46,783
WITHOUT A QUESTION,
YEAH.
1093
00:39:46,785 --> 00:39:48,985
ALL RIGHT, NEXT.
1094
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:50,387
"ON A PREVIOUS EPISODE
OF 'THE DIRT,'
1095
00:39:50,389 --> 00:39:53,523
WE LEARNED THAT KARLA NICKNAMED
FREDDY DODGE 'COWBOY DUMPLING.'"
1096
00:39:53,525 --> 00:39:54,724
COWBOY DUMPLING?
1097
00:39:54,726 --> 00:39:55,958
[ KARLA LAUGHS ]
1098
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,627
WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT ALL ABOUT?
1099
00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:59,162
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
1100
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:02,499
"DOES SHE HAVE NICKNAMES
FOR THE REST OF TEAM NESS?"
1101
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:06,069
COWBOY DUMPLING WAS
A DEVASTATING NICKNAME,
JUST FOR THE RECORD.
1102
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,370
-OH, GOD.
-WOW.
1103
00:40:07,372 --> 00:40:09,639
-OH, BOY.
-FREDDY IS A DUMPLING?
1104
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,708
WELL, I GOT A LITTLE -- YEAH.
IT WAS DEVASTATING.
1105
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:14,377
I STARTED MIXING FOOD
WITH MY NICKNAMES.
1106
00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,846
LIKE, I CAME UP
WITH ONE FOR RICK --
1107
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:19,883
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE.
1108
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:21,151
-WHAT?
-'CAUSE --
1109
00:40:21,153 --> 00:40:23,319
SOMETIMES SHE JUST
CALLS ME P-SPICE.
1110
00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:24,621
P-SPICE.
THAT'S BETTER.
1111
00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:27,624
YEAH, ZEE -- I CALL ZEE
"ZEE-LICIOUS."
1112
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:28,858
-OH.
-THAT'S GOOD.
1113
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,493
IT'S KIND OF
FOOD-RELATED.
1114
00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:33,963
AND THEN I DON'T HAVE --
I CALL BEN "BEN."
1115
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,298
[ LAUGHS ]
1116
00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:36,900
OH, I CALL RYAN
"RY-RY."
1117
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:38,668
"I CALL BEN 'BEN.'"
BEN-BEN.
1118
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,870
NO, JUST ONE "BEN."
1119
00:40:40,872 --> 00:40:42,705
DO YOU CALL TERRY
"TER-BEAR"?
1120
00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:48,211
I CALL TERRY "TER-BEAR,"
"TER-IT-UP."
1121
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:50,280
WE HAD SO MANY GREAT
"TERRY" NAMES.
1122
00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:52,148
-THERE WERE A LOT, YEAH.
-LIKE WHAT?
1123
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:54,017
T-T-T-TERRY BOMB!
1124
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:55,552
[ LAUGHTER ]
1125
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:56,820
THERE WAS
PAN-TERRY.
1126
00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:57,687
-PAN-TERRY.
-PAN-TERRY.
1127
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,222
-BUCK-TERRY.
-BUCK-TERRY.
1128
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:00,990
-TERRY PIE.
-T-SIZZLE.
1129
00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:02,158
OOH! OOH!
1130
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,827
FOR ME,
IT WAS "TER-ING-IT-UP."
1131
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:04,727
"TER-ING-IT-UP."
1132
00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:06,129
HE WILL ALWAYS BE
"TER-ING-IT-UP."
1133
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,698
I LIKED "TER-BEAR"
'CAUSE HE GOT FURIOUS.
1134
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:10,600
-TER-BEAR.
-TER-BEAR'S GOOD.
1135
00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,135
IT'S THE WORST.
1136
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,136
THAT'S WHY
IT'S THE BEST.
1137
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:14,204
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
1138
00:41:14,206 --> 00:41:16,105
IT'S ALWAYS FANTASTIC
TO HAVE YOU GUYS.
1139
00:41:16,107 --> 00:41:18,575
I NEVER HAVE A CLUE
WHERE IT'S GONNA GO.
1140
00:41:18,577 --> 00:41:19,976
BUT NOW WE'RE GONNA
WATCH "GOLD RUSH,"
1141
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,244
AND WE HAVE
A LITTLE SNEAK PEEK.
1142
00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:23,146
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
1143
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:26,282
ON TONIGHT'S ALL-NEW
EPISODE OF "GOLD RUSH"...
1144
00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:27,784
BAD WEATHER IS ON ITS WAY.
1145
00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:31,654
...RICK'S CREW
SCRAMBLES AS WINTER CLOSES IN.
1146
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:32,922
GONNA BE A BATTLE,
1147
00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,258
BUT IF IT GETS ME
TO THAT 1,000 OUNCES,
1148
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,694
LET'S [BLEEP] BATTLE.
I'M READY TO FIGHT.
1149
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:40,663
PARKER UNEARTHS
AN INCREDIBLE FIND.
1150
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:41,898
HOLY [BLEEP]
1151
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,268
THERE'S GOLD
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY!
1152
00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:48,371
I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA REACH
THE 6,000 OUNCES OF GOLD.
1153
00:41:48,373 --> 00:41:49,572
Christo:
AND MONICA AND KEVIN...
1154
00:41:49,574 --> 00:41:50,740
FIRE IT UP.
1155
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,309
...BATTLE IT OUT
TILL THE BITTER END.
1156
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:55,178
JUST THROW IT IN THERE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
1157
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,312
WE'RE GONNA
KICK SOME ASS.
87040
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