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- And now on to new business.
Peralta.
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There's a case I'd like you
to handle.
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Methodist Hospital called
this morning.
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Apparently, a 38-year-old
investment banker
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was admitted last night
with a broken penis.
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It looks like--
- Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There's a finance guy
with a broken dong?
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Uh, methinks some
"Wolf of Wall Street" style
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shenana-googles have taken
place this day.
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Anyone care to wager a guess
as to how this happened?
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- Yeah, I bet he dipped it
in a pile of cocaine,
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got it real numb, and then hit
a croquet ball with it.
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- Totally possible.
- He probably sat on it.
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- So it got under his butt.
- Happens all the time.
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- Sure do.
- Ugh, you guys are horrible.
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And you're wrong
because he was clearly driving
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his Bentley naked,
tried to pee out the window,
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and was then struck
by a goose on the wang.
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Is that what happened, sir?
Was he struck by a goose?
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- He was actually struck
by a female coworker
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who claims he attempted
to sexually assault her.
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[all groan]
- I really wish you had
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stopped us
before we started guessing.
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- I'm not responsible for that.
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Now due to
the sensitive subject matter,
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I think it makes sense
to partner Peralta with--
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- Me? Because I'm the best
at sex?
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- No, Hitchcock.
In fact, you know what?
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This isn't your week.
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Why don't you take
a few days off?
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- Sweet!
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Have fun working, cucks!
- What?
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- Captain, I'd like to work
the case with Jake.
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I have the time.
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I'm three weeks ahead
on my paperwork.
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- Fine. Santiago and Peralta,
talk to both parties.
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Get to the bottom
of this broken penis.
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- Wait. I just want
to say I think it's sad
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that we as a society can
no longer laugh at the phrase
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"broken penis,"
and it is my dream
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that we one day shall again.
Team Broken Penis on three.
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One, two, three--
- Broken penis!
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- Yeah, probably should've
seen that coming.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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- Mr. Haggerty,
please have a seat.
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Oh, you can stand
if that's more comfortable.
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- No, it's cool.
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The doctor said I need
to change positions
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frequently so I don't form
a penile clot.
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- Oh, I'm not gonna barf,
so on that note,
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please explain the events
that led to your diaper.
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- So last night I was giving
my coworker,
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Keri, some pointers
on her trades.
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Told her "lever up on VTC.
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There's no fat tail
on the vol's wicked low."
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I just didn't want her
to chump it.
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- Right, and you spoke that way
because you were...
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snowboarding?
- No, we were in my office.
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- Yeah.
- Anyway, she just flipped out
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and hit me
with my favorite golf club.
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- Ms. Brennan is claiming
she attacked you
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in self-defense after you
sexually assaulted her.
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- [chuckles] Yeah,
because she's crazy.
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I know we're not supposed
to say that about women.
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I usually wouldn't go there
because I'm a huge advocate.
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I mean, I'm the kind of guy
who thinks Kathryn Bigelow
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should direct
the next "Star Wars."
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I've said that out loud
to other men.
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- Thank you, Mr. Haggerty.
We'll be in touch.
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- Great, thanks. [unevenly]
I'm gonna stand up now.
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[gradually bellows]
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[knocks]
- Captain, sorry to interrupt.
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I just got off the phone with
the Department of Corrections.
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They wanted me to let you know
that Ernest Zumowski died.
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- My goodness.
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It's been a while
since I've heard that name.
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I hunted him for years
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and finally caught him and put
an end to his bloodlust.
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In some sick way, I am who I am
because of Ernest Zumowski
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AKA--
all: The Disco Strangler.
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- Oh, so you knew
who I was talking about?
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- Yeah, sir, you talk
about him a lot.
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- You know, the yo-yo was his--
all: Calling card.
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- Oh, I mentioned that too?
So how'd he die?
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- He was in
a prison transport van,
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and he got in
a terrible accident.
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It burst into flames,
and he was trapped inside.
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- [laughing]
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Well, well, well,
he finally did it.
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- Died horribly?
- Escaped.
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Just like he said he would
all those years ago.
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- I'll be coming back for you.
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I'm just like disco, baby.
I will never die.
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- True, disco will never die,
but you will--
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all: In your cell, punk.
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- Oh, so I've told that part
of the story as well?
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- Yes, at every
Christmas party.
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- Sir, I am the first to tout
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the capabilities
of senior citizens.
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I have made love to many,
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but the Disco Strangler
is over 80.
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I doubt that he could pull off
an escape like this.
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- Oh, that's what he wants you
to think.
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You're both
underestimating him.
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I know 28 other people
who did that,
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and they all ended up
with yo-yos
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around their throats.
both: Necks.
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- Nope, I said "throats,"
not necks,
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which means I haven't told
that story too many times.
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All right, lace up
your dancing shoes
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because it's time to catch
this disco bastard.
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- Thank you for coming in,
Ms. Brennan.
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Can you describe your working
relationship with Mr. Haggerty?
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- Absolutely.
Seth hired me three years ago
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to help with large-scale
statistical arbitrage
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and ever since we've been
at a steady 18% yield.
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- I didn't know most
of those words,
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but I'm assuming it means
you're good at business.
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- I am good.
I brought in $168 million
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to the firm last quarter.
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- Wow, that's a lot of money.
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Where do you keep it all?
It's in a computer.
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I've watched
too much "DuckTales."
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- No, you can never watch
too much "DuckTales."
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It's my dream to have
a gold coin pool.
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- Like Scrooge McD. Continue.
- Look.
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I love my job,
and I'm really good at it.
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I would never do anything
to jeopardize what I have,
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and I'm not a violent person,
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but last night
Seth crossed a line.
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- Can you tell us
what happened?
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- I was working late, and
he called me into his office.
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He had clearly been drinking,
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and before I knew it,
he pushed me into a desk
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and he tried to
take my clothes off.
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So I grabbed
his stupid golf club
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and I hit him
in the Cookie Monster,
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which is what he calls
his penis, by the way.
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- Gross.
- He's the worst.
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My only regret is that
I didn't get
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in two extra whacks
for each of his testicles.
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- What does he call those?
Bert and Ernie?
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- You are actually correct.
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- Ugh, I hate
that I got that right.
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- So in conclusion:
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the burns on Zumowski's body
are consistent
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with a massive vehicle fire.
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- If this even is his body.
- Excuse me?
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- We're talking about
the Disco Strangler--
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a serial killer,
who for six years
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stayed one step ahead
of the entire NYPD.
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- Not sure he had many steps
left in him, sir.
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Take a look.
- Aw.
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He looks fragile and sweet.
- Sweet as poison pie.
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Were you able to match
the dental records
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to the Disco Strangler?
- No, the body had no teeth.
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- Well, that's suspicious.
- Not really.
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Zumowski didn't have
any teeth either.
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- Due to him being very old?
- Yes.
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- What about the fact that
this corpse is 71 inches tall
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when the Disco Strangler
was 76?
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- He shrank over time.
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- Is that another
old person thing?
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- Yes, it is.
Another old person thing.
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- Mm-hmm.
- We also have a DNA match
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between hair on the head
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of this body
and the Disco Strangler.
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- Sir, this is clearly
Zumowski.
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And that's a good thing.
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You can finally say good-bye
to your nemesis.
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- Thanks, sergeant.
That's a nice thought.
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For an idiot to have.
Look at this.
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- A dirty little string?
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- Oh, it's not just
any old string.
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It's a yo-yo string, the most
dangerous part of the yo-yo.
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The Strangler wanted me
to find this.
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He's out there,
and he's taunting me.
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[door opens]
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- Okay, Ms. Brennan,
we've discussed it,
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and we think
you should file charges
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against Mr. Haggerty
for sexual assault.
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Now, I'm not gonna lie to you,
it's a difficult process--
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- Actually, I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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I don't wanna press charges.
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The firm just offered me
$2.5 million
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if I sign an NDA
and let this slide.
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- Wait, so you're gonna let
Seth get off scot-free?
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- Well, that money would go
a long way
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towards the Scrooge pool.
Sorry, ignore me.
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"DuckTales." Woo-oo.
- I mean, I think
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I have to take it.
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This is a "he said, she said,"
situation.
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I know how that goes down.
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No one's gonna convict him
on my word alone.
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The system's as broken
as Seth's dong.
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- No, it's not.
I'm the system.
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And I'm nothing like
Seth's dong.
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- It feels like we can move off
this analogy.
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- Just don't sign that NDA
right now.
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Give us a chance to bring
this guy to justice.
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- And how are you gonna
do that?
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- By working our asses off
to find proof
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that he assaulted you,
and when we do,
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he will go to jail
for what he did.
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I really think we can get him.
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- Okay.
Yeah, let's do this.
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.
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- Oh, man, I'm reading
Keri's statement.
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If I was a woman,
I would not work in finance.
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- Oh, because it's so easy
for women everywhere else.
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- Okay, I can tell
that I am in trouble.
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- You're not in trouble.
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I just don't think
that men understand
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how different everything is
for us.
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I can think of a million
examples from this week alone.
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- Oh, sick!
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- Oh,
sick!
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- Have a great day.
- Oh, thanks.
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You too.
- Mm-hmm.
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You have a beautiful mouth.
Have a great day.
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- Excuse me, Miss,
do you know where
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I can find a police officer?
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Uh, sir, you're
a police officer, right?
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- Yeah, I'm a detective.
- Oh, thank God.
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- I'm in uniform!
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- Oh, that's why you
yelled that.
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I thought you were just excited
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about your general love
of uniforms.
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- Usually when I yell that,
it is because of my love
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of uniforms but not today.
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Today it was because
of that sexist jerk.
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- God, how many creeps have
I not noticed before--oh, no.
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The fruit seller guy on
our corner, is he a creep?
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- No, he's a real gentleman,
which is surprising
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because he's always holding
those two cantaloupes
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and the opportunity to be gross
is right there.
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- Is it? I've never even
noticed that before.
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I never wanted to make
a comment or anything
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like that and thought better.
[sniffles] Anyways.
242
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I am genuinely very sorry
243
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that this is something you have
to go through all the time.
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- It's okay.
I'm used to it.
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- That's even sadder.
246
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- I know.
But you know what's not sad?
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That Keri didn't take
that insane amount
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of hush money,
and now we get
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to put a bad guy in jail.
- Amen.
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- Wait, her firm offered her
a big deal and you told her
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not to take it?
- Yeah.
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Because that would mean letting
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a sexual assaulter go free.
254
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- Do you have
any physical evidence
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to prove that he did it?
- No.
256
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- So it sounds like he might
go free anyway.
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I mean, at least
if she takes the deal,
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she won't walk away
with nothing.
259
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- I'm surprised you feel
like that.
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You're such a feminist.
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- I feel like maybe
I shouldn't be here.
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- I am a feminist,
but I'm also a realist.
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I'm just looking out
for the victim.
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- Or should I be here
because men
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should be part
of the conversation?
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- Let's say best case scenario
you do find evidence.
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She's still gonna have to go
through a very public trial
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where they drag her name
through the mud.
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Even if she wins,
she still loses.
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It's two steps forward,
one step back.
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- I've landed
on active listening.
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I will no longer be chiming in.
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- Yeah, but when one person
comes forward,
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it inspires others to speak up.
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And that's a hell
of a lot better than taking
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a deal that lets
sexual predators walk free.
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- Dude, obviously, I get that.
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I'm just saying, remember that
there's a very real woman here
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whose career and life
are gonna be affected
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by you pursuing this case.
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I'm just saying,
consider what's best for her.
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- All right, the state police
is deploying 30 men
283
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and four helicopters to comb
the area of the accident.
284
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I felt comfortable saying
285
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this disco-man has danced
his last disco dance.
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- Sir, it's fun to see you
breaking out the old lingo,
287
00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,185
but do you think
you're jumping the gun?
288
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All the evidence points to
the Strangler being dead.
289
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- Not all the evidence.
- Right.
290
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The random piece of thread
you think is a yo-yo string.
291
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- It is a yo-yo string.
292
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The most dangerous part
of the yo-yo.
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- It just feels like you're
trying to relive
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your glory days.
- Absurd.
295
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- Well, what do you have
in that box over there?
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- Memories and keepsakes
of my greatest cases.
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00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,467
both: Mm-hmm.
- To remind me
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of the Strangler's MO.
299
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He always seduced an accomplice
300
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,907
into doing
his fiendish bidding.
301
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I bet it was the van driver.
302
00:10:05,779 --> 00:10:07,389
- You mean the woman
who was thrown violently
303
00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,434
from the vehicle
and just barely survived?
304
00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:12,046
- Yeah, I'm sure she was very
"badly injured."
305
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,352
- Sorry if my voice is raspy.
306
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,267
They just took
the breathing tube out.
307
00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:18,443
- But they left the BS in?
- Good God.
308
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:19,923
- Whoa.
- So, Ms. Park,
309
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,447
it says in my file
that you drove Mr. Zumowski
310
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on multiple occasions.
- Yes.
311
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Because he had to go
to the hospital a lot.
312
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He was very, very old.
313
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- She's clearly been seduced.
- She has?
314
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:32,283
- Let's cut the crap.
You helped him escape.
315
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You planted a cadaver
in the back.
316
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You flipped the van on purpose.
317
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Then the Strangler set it
on fire
318
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and sprinkled some
of his hair nearby
319
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so there'd be a DNA match.
320
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Then he left behind
his calling card:
321
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this yo-yo string!
322
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:46,080
- That's not a yo-yo string.
- What?
323
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,822
- That's part of the lanyard
we give to the older inmates
324
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,259
when they become fall risks.
- You're lying.
325
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,174
You've succumbed
to his groovy voodoo!
326
00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,784
- Sir, I don't think
she's lying.
327
00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,090
Look at this photo
from the file.
328
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- Oh, my goodness.
329
00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,834
So this string
is just a string?
330
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,618
The DNA was really a match?
331
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,577
The Disco Strangler
is actually dead.
332
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:10,539
And that chapter of my life
is forever closed.
333
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:13,585
Well, that's...
334
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,023
fantastic news.
335
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,807
- Okay, we have you
set up here.
336
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,461
We have a VR experience
down the hall
337
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,550
where you can fly like a bird,
and if you need anything else
338
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,422
just buzz and one
of our butlers will assist you.
339
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,512
- This place is amazing.
It's like a dream factory.
340
00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,949
- We're investigating
a sexual assault
341
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,037
that occurred in these offices.
342
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,342
- Right, of course.
I know.
343
00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,170
This is how people get tempted
by the devil.
344
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:35,390
I see what you're up to,
platter of tiny quiches.
345
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:38,001
- [sighs] We need to get
someone on the record
346
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,481
about Seth's
patterned behaviors.
347
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,526
I think if we start with--
348
00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,354
How many tiny quiches
do you have in your mouth?
349
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,356
- [muffled] Five.
I'll swallow them.
350
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,271
Let's just start
the interviews.
351
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,317
- I don't think something like
that would happen here.
352
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,014
It's an extremely professional
workplace,
353
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,494
and Seth's a really good guy.
354
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,409
I don't think he's even ever
bought a prostitute before.
355
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,932
- Is that the minimum
requirement for being
356
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,891
a good guy these days?
- Can I go?
357
00:11:57,934 --> 00:12:00,067
Beefer's birthday's starting
and a bunch of Mets are here.
358
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,329
- Present day or '86?
359
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,331
- Both.
- I'm gonna escort him back.
360
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:04,593
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
361
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,334
Seth has never been
inappropriate with me.
362
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,901
He's a really good guy.
363
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:09,903
Honestly, this is an extremely
professional workplace.
364
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,122
- Dude, Beefer just puked in
the koi pond.
365
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,951
Oh, sorry, I didn't realize
the cop thing was in here.
366
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:17,084
This is an extremely
professional workplace,
367
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:18,607
and Seth is a really good guy.
368
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,349
- Hey, I'm Beefer.
It's my birthday.
369
00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,003
- Yeah, we heard.
- Happy Birthday, Beefer.
370
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:24,569
- Beefer's not my real name.
371
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,528
They just call me that 'cause
I beefed on my first day.
372
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,008
- Okay, but for the record,
no one asked.
373
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,053
- I don't have anything bad
to say about Seth.
374
00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,489
He's a really good guy,
375
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,231
and this office is...
what's the word?
376
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,581
both: Extremely professional.
- Yes!
377
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,236
- Hello, Sergeant Santiago
and Detective Peralta.
378
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,673
I'm the Deputy General Counsel
here at the firm.
379
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,501
I can only assume
your questioning has revealed
380
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,634
nothing negative
about Mr. Haggerty's character.
381
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,244
- Only because you told them
exactly what to say.
382
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:48,637
- We did no such thing.
383
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,118
These allegations of
sexual assault are ridiculous.
384
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:53,294
- If they're so ridiculous,
then why offer Keri Brennan
385
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,730
hush money?
- That wasn't hush money.
386
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,472
That was a benevolent gesture
to allow Ms. Brennan
387
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,343
to get the professional help
she so clearly needs.
388
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:01,693
However, since she has chosen
to pursue this matter
389
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:04,479
with the police, that deal
is now null and void.
390
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,133
Furthermore,
we are terminating her.
391
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,438
both: What?
- We have a zero
392
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,179
tolerance policy
for violence here.
393
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,572
And unlike Ms. Brennan,
394
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:12,617
Mr. Haggerty has actual
evidence of an assault.
395
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:14,924
- He's talking
about my broken penis.
396
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,621
- Yeah, Seth, we know.
397
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:19,102
.
398
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,061
- Hey, you never came home
last night.
399
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,323
You doing okay?
- No, I'm a mess.
400
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,628
I miss Hitchcock.
- What?
401
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,369
I was obviously talking to Amy.
402
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,849
- Oh, and who's talking
to Scully?
403
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:29,678
No one.
Come on, sandwich.
404
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,767
- Ames, you've been working
yourself to the bone
405
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,725
on this case
for three days straight.
406
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,597
Now, I'm starting to worry
about you.
407
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,599
- I have to solve this case,
Jake.
408
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:39,514
Otherwise Keri lost
the settlement
409
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:41,777
and the job that she loves
because of me,
410
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,344
just like Rosa said.
411
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,998
[sighs]
412
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,695
But I can't find anything.
413
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,784
I've read through three years
of Seth's emails,
414
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,700
and it's mostly inquiries about
where he could buy a Batmobile.
415
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,702
- Tah, so stupid,
but did he find one?
416
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,878
Is it like at a dealership
or something? Never mind.
417
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:59,403
Look, I know this sucks,
and I hate to say it,
418
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:01,101
but we both know
sometimes you work a case
419
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,711
and you just don't
have the evidence.
420
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:05,845
- This isn't just a case
for me.
421
00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:09,500
When I was a rookie
at the Six-Four,
422
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,720
my captain was my first mentor.
423
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,417
He helped me get
on the detective track,
424
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:16,551
and he gave me
all the best cases.
425
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,946
But when I finally
made detective,
426
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:22,687
he took me to dinner
and tried to kiss me.
427
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:26,126
He said that he felt like
he deserved something
428
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,955
in return for my career.
429
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,391
[voice breaking] I just
430
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,524
ran out of the restaurant
back to the office,
431
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,005
and I put in my transfer
for the Nine-Nine.
432
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,702
- Oh, man.
433
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,532
I'm so sorry.
434
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,754
- I never told anyone
because I felt like
435
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,191
maybe I didn't actually deserve
my promotion.
436
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,455
And I worried that I wouldn't
get anymore promotions
437
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,762
if I spoke up, so...
438
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,459
- God.
439
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,419
Every time I think I understand
how bad it is,
440
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,508
it's just way worse
than I imagined.
441
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,944
- This kind of stuff
has happened
442
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:05,469
to literally
every woman I know.
443
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:08,820
I just wanted to help make it
better for this one woman.
444
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,959
- Okay.
- Wait, where are you going?
445
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135
- I'm gonna go get you a change
of clothes and a coffee.
446
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,137
We're not giving up.
447
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,052
- Okay.
448
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,924
Hey, what if we reach out
449
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,969
to all the coworkers again,
privately?
450
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,231
Maybe they didn't talk to us
451
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,841
because we interviewed them
in their office.
452
00:15:29,885 --> 00:15:31,713
- I think that's a great idea.
I'll be right back.
453
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,541
Oh, I'm also gonna grab a comb,
454
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,152
but you don't have to use it
unless you decide.
455
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,980
- Okay, babe.
456
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,634
- Sir,
457
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,505
you haven't come out
of your office in a while.
458
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,812
How are you doing?
- Terrible. You were right.
459
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,858
I was trying
to relive my glory years,
460
00:15:46,902 --> 00:15:49,470
but the fact remains,
they are behind me.
461
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,994
My only nemesis now...
462
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,692
Father Time.
463
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,694
- Come on, sir.
That's ridiculous.
464
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,044
You're on the cutting edge.
465
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,349
In fact, you're so progressive,
466
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,047
they were scared to make you
Police Commissioner.
467
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,005
[machine beeping]
You're as modern as they come.
468
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,615
What is that noise?
469
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,748
It's my fax machine.
- Oh, Captain.
470
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,274
- [gasps] Zowie. I'm young!
- What is it?
471
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,494
- It's an aerial photograph
from one of the helicopters
472
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,931
I had deployed.
Take a gander, boys.
473
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,151
It's him.
The Disco Strangler.
474
00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:20,109
- Oh, my God.
You were right.
475
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,720
- Of course I was.
I know him better than anyone.
476
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,027
We're two sides of the same--
all: Coin!
477
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,724
- You've told us this story
many times.
478
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,813
- And you'll hear it again!
479
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:31,033
- So we're meeting a guy
named Steve.
480
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,904
He said he couldn't speak
openly with us
481
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,558
when we met him
in the conference room.
482
00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,125
- Steve?
I don't remember a Steve.
483
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,909
Who's Steve?
- I am.
484
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,737
both: Beefer?
485
00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,870
So your real name is Steve?
- Yeah, I hate it.
486
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,915
Makes me sound like a douche.
- Yeah, Beefer's better.
487
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,613
- So why'd you agree
to meet with us?
488
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:47,702
- I wanted to show you
this text chain between Seth
489
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:50,661
and some of the guys
in the office.
490
00:16:50,705 --> 00:16:54,187
- Whoa, Seth describes the
night exactly like Keri did.
491
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,537
And then he writes
"LOLZ, Epic Fail."
492
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,191
What's this GIF he sent?
493
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,628
- Oh, that's Kelsey Grammer
falling off a stage.
494
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,543
[laughs, clears throat]
- I was really torn
495
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,284
about whether or not
I should send this to you guys
496
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,068
but then I thought about it
for a long time
497
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,244
and realized it was
the right thing to do.
498
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,768
- Oh, who would have guessed
Beefer's a secret feminist.
499
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,249
- No, gross. I meant it was
the right thing to do for me.
500
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,642
- Huh?
- If they fire Seth,
501
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,209
I take his job.
- Okay.
502
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:17,732
Well, we got
what we needed here.
503
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:18,907
So I think we're gonna leave
504
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,213
before you ruin the moment
any further.
505
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,301
- Sweet. I'll send it to ya.
506
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:22,867
Thanks for the promosh, narks.
507
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:25,740
- [scoffs] You're the nark.
508
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:27,176
[scoffs]
509
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,048
- Let's go.
- Yeah.
510
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:31,963
- All right, people,
your suspect's name
511
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:36,272
is Ernest Zumowski, better
known as the Disco Strangler.
512
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,013
Take a close look.
513
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,015
This is the most dangerous man
in America.
514
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,583
5'8", hunched over, 93 pounds
515
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,280
with gray hair
and blue-gray skin.
516
00:17:44,324 --> 00:17:46,587
If you encounter him,
keep your distance.
517
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,371
- All due respect, sir,
seems like a lot of manpower
518
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:49,894
to take down
one sweet-looking old man.
519
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,114
- Oh, he's sweet, all right.
Sweet as poison pie.
520
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,942
- Yeah,
don't underestimate him!
521
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,683
I know 28 other people
who did that,
522
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,077
and they all have yo-yos
swinging from their throats.
523
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,904
- So you were listening.
- Yeah, we were saying that
524
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,602
all along.
- Thank you, gentlemen.
525
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,343
All right, troops.
Travel in twos.
526
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,389
Keep your eyes open,
and for God's sake,
527
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,043
protect the neck.
528
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,784
- Hey, Keri.
529
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:12,395
Great news: the DA's going to
press charges against Haggerty.
530
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:15,050
- I heard. That's awesome.
Thank you, guys.
531
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,835
- Hey, what's with the boxes?
Moving to a better desk?
532
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,011
- With a better butler and
more of those mini quiches?
533
00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:23,014
- No, I'm taking my stuff home.
I had to quit.
534
00:18:23,058 --> 00:18:27,149
both: Whaaat?
535
00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:29,673
.
536
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,154
- What do you mean, you quit?
Are they forcing you out?
537
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,503
Because that's illegal.
- No, they're not.
538
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,201
But the whole atmosphere
here has changed.
539
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,768
Everybody looks at me like I'm
either a victim or a trader.
540
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:41,032
I mean, I'm not even on any
of the non-work group texts.
541
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:43,122
And last night Beefer invited
everybody over
542
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,341
for whiskey and cigars,
and I wasn't included.
543
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:47,169
- Well, I mean,
is not hanging out
544
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,650
with Beefer really
a punishment, per se?
545
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,217
- Yeah, but if I'm not
at Beefer's
546
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,175
for whiskey and cigars,
then I don't get invited
547
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,698
to Vegas with Slurpie
and Trundle,
548
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,744
and I'm definitely not
at Skidmark's pig roast.
549
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,398
- Man, these nicknames
are just bad.
550
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,703
- I actually came up
with Skidmark.
551
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,531
It's very funny
if you know the back story.
552
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,316
- He pooped his pants?
- [laughs] Yeah.
553
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,579
But the point is,
if I'm not at those events,
554
00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,190
then suddenly I'm not looked
at for new accounts
555
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:11,628
or promotions or anything.
My career here is over.
556
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:13,717
- I'm really sorry.
I feel like a messed up.
557
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,371
I shouldn't have talked you
into turning down
558
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,157
that settlement.
- Hey, Seth attacked me.
559
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,767
And I'm really proud of myself
560
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:21,508
that I didn't let him
get away with that.
561
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,380
So, even though it sucks,
if I had to do it all again,
562
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,252
I would.
563
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,429
Especially the broken penis.
564
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,562
- Why'd she say that to me?
- I don't know.
565
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,738
[sirens wailing]
566
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,480
[dramatic music]
567
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,483
- Freeze! NYPD!
568
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,224
- Is that Raymond Holt I see?
569
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,573
You haven't changed a bit.
570
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,097
- Neither have you, Ernest.
- What?
571
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,491
- [louder] Neither have you,
Ernest.
572
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,753
- What?
573
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:53,453
- [even louder]
Neither have you, Ernest!
574
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:55,237
- Ugh, this is hard to watch.
575
00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,239
- You're just as devious
as ever.
576
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:58,762
You seduced the van driver,
didn't you?
577
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,590
- No, I seduced the van driver.
578
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:03,245
She couldn't resist
my groovy voodoo.
579
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,161
- And the yo-yo string
was a message.
580
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:10,165
- The what was a what?
- The yo-yo string was--
581
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,297
- Captain, this is
embarrassing.
582
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,863
Can we just take him in?
583
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,344
- Yeah, you're right.
This isn't what I hoped for.
584
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,259
Go ahead and cuff him, gently.
585
00:20:17,303 --> 00:20:19,653
- This isn't the last you'll
hear from me, Raymond.
586
00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:21,568
I'm never gonna die.
- Sure you won't.
587
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,179
Whatever makes you feel better.
- No, you're the punk.
588
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,876
- Just put him in the car.
589
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,096
[elevator dings]
590
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,837
- Hey, heard you guys got
that finance creep.
591
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,360
Congratulations.
- Thanks.
592
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,883
But there's nothing
to congratulate me about.
593
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:35,538
- Amy's just upset because
the historically entrenched
594
00:20:35,582 --> 00:20:37,627
patriarchy has created
a culture of victim-shaming
595
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,674
that suppresses any power shift
in our masculo-phallic system.
596
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:42,153
- Huh?
- I couldn't sleep last night
597
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:43,894
so I watched a documentary
on Netflix about feminism.
598
00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,374
- I love you.
599
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:47,681
Just sucks that she came
forward to report an assault
600
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,291
and the only one
who truly benefited
601
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,467
is a guy named Beefer.
-You don't know Beefer but--
602
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,860
- Oh, I've met plenty
of Beefers.
603
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,253
- Yeah.
- Look this is a hard fight.
604
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:55,602
But it's an important one.
605
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:56,907
It's good that you convinced
her to press charges.
606
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,387
- But she lost the money,
and she had to quit
607
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,606
the job she loves.
608
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,216
That's exactly what you
said would happen.
609
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,305
- But you got the guy
who assaulted her.
610
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,872
And look over there.
611
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,527
- Keri's coworker?
- She came forward to report
612
00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:09,224
an assault because she was
inspired by Keri,
613
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,878
which is exactly
what you said would happen.
614
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:14,838
Two steps forward, one step
back is still one step forward.
615
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,580
You wanna take
her statement together?
616
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:20,714
- You know it, sister.
- Yeah, don't do that.
617
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:22,803
- We can be different
and still have the same cause.
618
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:26,807
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.
619
00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:31,407
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