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Hi. This is
Elizabeth Montgomery,
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inviting you to stay tuned
for Bewitched.
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Hi, sweetheart,
I'm taking orders for breakfast.
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Waffles, pancakes, eggs?
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Oh, just coffee for me.
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I've got that breakfast meeting
with Larry.
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Well, I've got to
get going myself.
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I'm taking Tabitha to school
half an hour early today.
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Oh, yeah. Today is the big day.
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Is Tabitha nervous?
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Darrin, this isn't a test
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to see if she can get
into Harvard.
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It's just a test to see
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if she can skip
to the second grade.
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Buon giorno.
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It's not so buon anymore.
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It could get worse.
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How could it get worse?
You're already here.
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Uh, is this going to take long?
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No.
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All I want to know is,
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what is this I hear
about school?
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Mother, it's not polite
to eavesdrop.
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I was not eavesdropping.
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You mean the house is bugged.
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ENDORA:
Samantha.
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Tell Durweed
he's living dangerously
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when he uses the word "bug."
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It's giving me ideas.
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Mother says you're...
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I heard. I heard.
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Now, what's this about school?
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Simple.
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Tabitha's started school.
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Where?
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Towner's Elementary.
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A mortal school?
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What's wrong
with a mortal school?
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I went to one.
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You've just answered
your own question.
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Samantha, I'm violently
opposed to it.
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As a grandmother,
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you are certainly entitled
to your opinion.
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And as a mother,
I am entitled to ignore it.
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How can you deprive Tabitha
of the superior training
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that only a proper witches'
finishing school can give her?
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Mother, knock it off.
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[SIGHS] Very well.
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I know when I'm not wanted.
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Since when?
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[INAUDIBLE SPEECH]
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[SIGHS]
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Hi, Grandmamma.
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"Hi, Grandmamma."
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Is that the best you can do
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after I've come
halfway around the world
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for one of your smiles?
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Not that kind of smile.
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It's the best I can do,
Grandmamma.
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What's wrong, my precious?
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School. I have to take a test.
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They want to see
if I'm smart enough
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to go into the second grade.
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Of course you're smart enough.
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Do you doubt it?
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I don't know.
I never took a test before.
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Listen to your grandmamma.
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You are going to pass
magna cum laude.
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Give her knowledge Oh ye muses.
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All the knowledgeThat she chooses.
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Aristotle, Shakespeare, PlatoAll the languages in NATO.
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Science back to Galileo.
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Medicine From the brothers Mayo.
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You'll know it all From A to Z.
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Awake now My little chickadee.
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SAMANTHA: It's time for
school, sweetheart.
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Coming, Mother.
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You coming, Grandmamma?
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No, I think I'd better be going.
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[GIGGLES]
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[MAN READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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Now, Tabitha, this is
a very important examination.
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So you don't want to rush it.
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There are 30 questions.
Answer them the best you can.
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Yes, ma'am.
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All right.
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Begin.
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Mrs. Stephens.
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The examination should take
about 20 minutes to complete.
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We have our coffee set up here.
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I hate to leave her alone.
It's her first test.
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Sorry. It must be taken
in private.
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Would you care for
cream and sugar?
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No. No coffee, thank you.
I'm nervous enough.
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Mrs. Stephens, there's
no reason to be nervous.
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I'm sure Tabitha
will do very well.
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I'm finished.
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Oh, that's fine, Tabitha.
Now go on to the second one.
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I've finished it all,
Mrs. Peabody.
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See, I filled in all the spaces.
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Sweetheart, the idea of the test
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isn't just to fill
in the blanks willy-nilly.
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First you must study
the problem, then answer.
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But I did.
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You did?
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She did.
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Why, this is impossible.
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She's answered every question
correctly.
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Does that mean I can skip
to the second grade?
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Every one right
in less than 30 seconds.
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This must be some kind
of a world record.
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Mrs. Stephens,
Tabitha is a gifted child.
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Oh, please don't say that,
Mrs. Peabody.
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She's a perfectly normal child.
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I suspect she's had some
tutoring from her grandmamma.
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No, there is no way to prepare
for this kind of an examination.
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She seems to be particularly
adept in mathematics.
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It's a snap.
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Can you do long division?
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I can try.
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267.583 ad infinitum.
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Incredible.
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And she did it all in her head.
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Mrs. Stephens, do you have
any mathematical prodigies
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in your family?
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Well, her grandmother's
pretty good at it.
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Maybe she passed it on
to Tabitha.
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Why didn't you tell us
when you registered her
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that she had this
special talent?
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Well, we didn't want her
to get any special attention.
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Does that mean she's
going to be able to move up
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to the second grade?
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Second grade?
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Mrs. Stephens,
Tabitha is a genius.
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I want her to meet our
principal, Mr. Roland.
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This is my pupil, Tabitha,
and her mother, Mrs. Stephens.
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How do you do?
How do you do?
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This child has just completed
this test in 30 seconds
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with a score of 100 percent.
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I don't believe it.
Who cribbed her?
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Her grandmother. Can we go now?
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Oh, no, Mr. Roland.
My tests are all top-secret.
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There's no way anyone
can prepare for them.
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Now, watch this.
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Tabitha, I want you
to add up 49,
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75,
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103,
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92,
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694.
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A thousand thirteen.
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One thousand thirteen.
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What is this?
Some kind of a trick?
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That's right. It's a trick.
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It has nothing to do
with her intelligence.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
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she has an appointment
with her grandmother.
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I did not give you permission
to leave the room.
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So...
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you're some kind of little
Albert Einstein, are you?
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Believe me, she is no Einstein.
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Oh, you're right,
Mrs. Stephens.
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Einstein's genius didn't appear
until he was much older.
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But you do know who Albert
Einstein was, don't you?
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Oh, yes.
The theory of relativity.
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Tabitha, it's impolite
to show off.
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What do you know
about the theory of relativity?
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Nothing.
Everything.
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It discards the concept
of time and space
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as absolute entities
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and views them as relative
to moving frames of reference.
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That's incredible.
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Incredible, Mr. Roland,
but true.
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Oh, what a pretty picture.
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MRS. PEABODY: That's Leonardo
da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
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It's Salaino's Mona Lisa,
painted in the 16th century.
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No, Tabitha, Leonardo da...
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Mrs. Peabody,
Salaino. This is scary.
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Even the head of my
art department didn't know that.
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Well, uh, we take her
to art galleries a lot.
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As a matter of fact, we're late
for a gallery right now.
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You know something?
That child frightens me.
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True nobility
is exempt from fear.
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That's Shakespeare.
Do you know Shakespeare?
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Of course
she doesn't read Shakespeare.
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No, I don't read Shakespeare.
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Then how did you know
that quotation?
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I don't know, but I know it.
I know everything.
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Except how to be modest.
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Tabitha, will you wait out in
the outer office for a moment?
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I want to talk to your mother
privately.
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Yes, Mr. Roland.
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Well, Mrs. Stephens,
I don't have to tell you,
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your child's
an intellectual prodigy.
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Well, I know
what you're thinking,
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Mr. Roland, and I wish
you'd forget it.
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Tabitha is going
into the second grade,
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and that's as far
as she is going.
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But she's a mental giant.
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Well, maybe
she'll grow out of it.
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I repeat. The second grade.
Now, do I have your promise?
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As you wish,
Mrs. Stephens.
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If you'll excuse me,
I think I'll take Tabitha home.
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This excitement's been
a little bit too much for me.
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Uh, her. Uh, us.
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[MUTTERS]
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Eye of eagle Spleen of lizard...
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You don't need a spell
to get me here, darling.
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A mother's heart knows
when her child needs her.
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Mother, to say that
you are impossible,
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willful and exasperating
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does not begin
to express how mad I am.
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Thank you.
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Did Tabitha make
the second grade?
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She's more apt to make
the cover of Time
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if you don't take
that spell off.
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You want me to turn her
into a dumb-dumb?
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Tabitha
is not a dumb-dumb.
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She's a normal
7-year-old child.
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Who was worried about
getting into the second grade.
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Oh, the thought of it
sickens me.
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Mother, I know that deep down,
beneath all that mischief,
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you mean well.
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But the mortal world
just isn't ready for our kind,
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and until it is, we want Tabitha
to lead a normal life.
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So, please, take that spell off.
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Very well.
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Tabitha, forgive her.
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She knows not
what she makes me do.
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Everything you know From A to Z.
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I hereby take Away from thee.
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You'll know the thingsA child should know.
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But to your grandmammaIt's quite a blow.
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Well, I'll be going.
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Good.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Mrs. Peabody.
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Oh, I'm so glad to find you
home, Mrs. Stephens.
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I want to talk to you
about your daughter.
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I'm sorry,
I'm a little busy, so...
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I'm busy too, Mrs. Stephens.
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Busy writing an article
about your daughter.
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Article?
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For the Scholastic Monthly.
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One day, Mrs. Stephens,
this could be a shrine.
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Interesting.
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Mrs. Peabody, when you
barge in here uninvited,
258
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,205
you do a thing more courageous
than you think.
259
00:12:21,206 --> 00:12:22,906
Forgive me, Mrs. Stephens.
260
00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:25,409
This is a
once-in-a-lifetime thing.
261
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:27,111
I certainly hope so.
262
00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,914
Where is the little genius?
263
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,284
She's out on the patio
playing with her little brother,
264
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,886
and that is
where she is going to stay.
265
00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:38,455
Mrs. Peabody, I thought
I made it perfectly clear
266
00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:40,190
that I did not want
any publicity
267
00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:42,159
on Tabitha's so-called talent.
268
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:46,096
The Scholastic Monthly is hardly
LIFE magazine, Mrs. Stephens.
269
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:48,966
The answer is still no,
Mrs. Peabody.
270
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:51,969
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I happen to be busy.
271
00:12:51,970 --> 00:12:55,940
Well, I guess I'll just have to
wait until class tomorrow.
272
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,509
Tabitha is under strict orders
to answer no questions
273
00:12:59,510 --> 00:13:01,812
except those out of
the second grade reader.
274
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,147
Good day.
275
00:13:03,148 --> 00:13:04,148
Good day.
276
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,716
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277
00:13:18,129 --> 00:13:21,198
Okay, Adam, now catch the ball.
278
00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:24,968
Now throw it to me.
279
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:27,504
I don't want to play anymore.
280
00:13:27,505 --> 00:13:29,940
Come on, Adam, throw it to me.
281
00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:31,175
No.
282
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:45,623
Tabitha, help me finish
my castle.
283
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:47,024
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284
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:51,562
That's
a dumb-looking castle.
285
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,966
Now that's a castle.
286
00:13:55,967 --> 00:13:58,068
That's impossible.
287
00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:05,242
[
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288
00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:17,821
Hello, Tabitha, is this
your little brother?
289
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:21,058
Oh, hello, Mrs. Peabody.
Yes, this is Adam.
290
00:14:21,059 --> 00:14:22,693
How do you do, Adam?
291
00:14:23,995 --> 00:14:28,465
What a beautiful castle.
Where did it come from?
292
00:14:28,466 --> 00:14:30,901
Oh, it's just something
I made up.
293
00:14:30,902 --> 00:14:32,670
How did you make it up?
294
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,672
Please don't ask me,
Mrs. Peabody.
295
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,340
I'm not allowed to tell.
296
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:37,574
Tell what?
297
00:14:37,575 --> 00:14:39,410
That she's a witch.
298
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:43,013
There's no such thing
as witches.
299
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,382
Okay.
300
00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:48,085
Mrs. Peabody.
301
00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:56,393
Tabitha, why don't you
take Adam upstairs and play?
302
00:14:56,394 --> 00:14:59,029
Yes, Mommy.
Come on, Adam.
303
00:14:59,030 --> 00:15:01,965
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304
00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:03,200
Mrs. Peabody,
305
00:15:03,201 --> 00:15:06,170
as a teacher, you should
certainly know the meaning
306
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,504
of the word "trespassing."
307
00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:11,075
It's a little late
for formalities, Mrs. Stephens.
308
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,777
Can you explain
where that castle came from?
309
00:15:13,778 --> 00:15:17,781
Yes, I suppose I could
if I wanted to,
310
00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:18,882
but I don't.
311
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:22,419
Who are you people?
What are you people?
312
00:15:22,420 --> 00:15:24,688
I don't know what you're
talking about.
313
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:27,558
We're just law-abiding
citizens,
314
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,460
which, at the moment,
is more than I can say for you.
315
00:15:30,461 --> 00:15:32,095
From what planet?
316
00:15:32,096 --> 00:15:34,598
I beg your pardon?
317
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:37,801
Mrs. Stephens,
I've seen your children at play.
318
00:15:37,802 --> 00:15:41,939
Balls floating in the air,
blocks turning into castles.
319
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,776
I've stumbled onto something
much bigger than a child's IQ.
320
00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:48,879
I'm going straight
to the authorities.
321
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:52,016
If you people
are visitors from outer space,
322
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,653
I think perhaps the FBI
should know about it.
323
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,454
Very well, Mrs. Peabody.
324
00:15:57,455 --> 00:15:59,423
You force me
to tell you the truth.
325
00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:01,892
Because if you are going
to blab to the authorities,
326
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:04,428
you might as well
have your facts straight.
327
00:16:04,429 --> 00:16:07,364
We are not from outer space.
328
00:16:07,365 --> 00:16:08,932
I am a witch.
329
00:16:08,933 --> 00:16:10,601
That's what the little boy said,
330
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:13,036
but you don't expect me
to believe that, do you?
331
00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:16,106
Well, it might be a whole lot
easier on you if you did.
332
00:16:16,107 --> 00:16:19,843
But I don't.
I know you're from outer space.
333
00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:23,180
Let me put it another way.
334
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:27,418
You are barking up
the wrong tree.
335
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:39,897
As I said, I am a witch.
336
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,568
You are a witch.
337
00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:48,271
And I am not going
to repeat myself,
338
00:16:48,272 --> 00:16:50,140
so please take notes.
339
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,141
Oh, yes.
340
00:16:51,142 --> 00:16:53,210
Do you happen to have a pencil?
341
00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:56,514
One pencil, coming up.
342
00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:00,384
How did you do that?
343
00:17:00,385 --> 00:17:02,719
We're not allowed to tell.
344
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,155
I'm not sure I want to know.
345
00:17:05,156 --> 00:17:08,425
You're looking a little pale,
Mrs. Peabody.
346
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,160
Would you like some water?
347
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,529
Desperately.
348
00:17:14,399 --> 00:17:16,767
Oh!
349
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:20,070
I think I've had just about
all I can digest for one day.
350
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:23,641
Mrs. Peabody,
I only told you these things
351
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:26,076
because you came
snooping around.
352
00:17:26,077 --> 00:17:27,645
And I think it's only fair
to warn you
353
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,046
that if you tell anyone,
354
00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:31,549
well, they'll just think
you're...
355
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:36,286
You underestimate me,
Mrs. Stephens.
356
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:39,890
I have a reputation for being
not only a fine teacher,
357
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:42,926
but a person with sound
emotional balance.
358
00:17:42,927 --> 00:17:43,960
Good day.
359
00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:46,763
[
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360
00:17:46,764 --> 00:17:48,131
Good luck.
361
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,469
Well, what do you think?
362
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,804
I'll tell you
what I think, Mrs. Peabody.
363
00:17:54,805 --> 00:17:57,107
I think you're ready
for a year's sabbatical,
364
00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:58,375
maybe a permanent one.
365
00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,244
Everything that I've told you
is the truth.
366
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:04,248
She wiggled her nose
and put you up in a tree, hm?
367
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:06,650
Like this:
368
00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:09,853
Charming.
369
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:12,055
You know, you're wasting
your talents as a teacher,
370
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,223
Mrs. Peabody.
371
00:18:13,224 --> 00:18:15,225
With your imagination,
you should be a writer.
372
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,294
You don't believe me, do you?
373
00:18:17,295 --> 00:18:20,197
Mrs. Peabody, may I suggest
you take your year's sabbatical
374
00:18:20,198 --> 00:18:22,399
at your friendly
neighborhood sanitarium?
375
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,603
Mr. Roland, you've always been
a fair man.
376
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:26,971
Do you have the courage
377
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,939
to come with me
to the Stephens home
378
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,340
so that I can prove to you
379
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:32,142
that everything I've told you
is fact?
380
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:34,745
Have you got the number or shall
I look it up in the yellow pages
381
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:35,946
under "witches"?
382
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:39,083
In this situation,
a phone call is unwise.
383
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,118
A surprise attack is in order.
384
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,120
Hm.
385
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,454
[
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386
00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:45,956
Sam, I'm home.
387
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,294
Hi. How'd it go
today?
388
00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:52,963
Tabitha make it
into the second grade?
389
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,564
Easy.
390
00:18:54,565 --> 00:18:55,966
That's good.
391
00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:59,103
Uh, no, that's bad.
392
00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:00,470
What do you mean?
393
00:19:00,471 --> 00:19:03,140
How would you like a drink?
394
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,075
Eh, Sam.
395
00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:07,377
Just give me the news
without the anesthetic.
396
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:09,579
Well, the good news is that
397
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,314
she made it
into the second grade.
398
00:19:11,315 --> 00:19:14,317
You told me that.
What about the bad news?
399
00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:17,287
She did especially well in math.
400
00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:19,123
What's so bad about that?
401
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:23,460
The reason
she did well in math is, uh,
402
00:19:23,461 --> 00:19:26,030
Mother put a spell on her.
403
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,534
I'll take that drink now.
404
00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:37,007
The spell also included algebra,
405
00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:39,677
advanced trigonometry, physics,
406
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,045
the complete works
of Shakespeare...
407
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,714
Oh, boy.
408
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,048
[DOORBELL RINGS]
409
00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:48,385
I'll... I'll get it.
410
00:19:48,386 --> 00:19:49,753
[
]
411
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,424
Oh, uh, Mrs. Peabody,
Mr. Roland.
412
00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:55,592
How do you do?
413
00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,661
I certainly didn't expect
to see you two.
414
00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:59,362
Good evening.
415
00:19:59,363 --> 00:20:02,465
As long as you're here,
please come in.
416
00:20:02,466 --> 00:20:03,834
Thank you.
417
00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:10,174
Sweetheart, this is Mr. Roland,
the principal of the school,
418
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:12,876
and this is Mrs. Peabody,
Tabitha's teacher.
419
00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:16,146
I hope one day to be known
as Tabitha's biographer.
420
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:17,881
Uh, how do you do?
421
00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:20,684
Uh, please, sit down.
Thank you.
422
00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:24,387
And, uh, how is Tabitha?
423
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:27,858
Oh, the little witch
is just fine.
424
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:34,798
Uh, Sam, may I speak to you
privately?
425
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:36,533
Of course.
426
00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:38,168
Would you like a drink?
427
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:40,003
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
428
00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:41,071
Excuse us.
429
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,073
[
]
430
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:49,446
Sam, have you lost your mind?
431
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:52,883
Shh. I have an idea.
Just go along with it.
432
00:20:57,588 --> 00:20:59,289
What's that?
433
00:20:59,290 --> 00:21:01,258
That's our bag of tricks.
434
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:03,260
[
]
435
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,831
Mr. Roland, Mrs. Peabody,
excuse us,
436
00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:10,234
but I just had
to explain to Darrin
437
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,035
that I told Mrs. Peabody
the truth about us
438
00:21:12,036 --> 00:21:13,403
this afternoon.
439
00:21:13,404 --> 00:21:16,106
Would you like a drink,
sweetheart?
440
00:21:18,676 --> 00:21:20,577
Uh, yes, thank you.
441
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:22,545
Coming right up.
442
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:27,885
See what I mean?
443
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:30,387
That little number
comes in handy
444
00:21:30,388 --> 00:21:33,156
if you happen to be passing
through a dry state.
445
00:21:33,157 --> 00:21:35,024
[
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446
00:21:36,761 --> 00:21:38,528
May I see that glass, please?
447
00:21:38,529 --> 00:21:39,930
Oh, it's just an ordinary glass.
448
00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:44,300
Well, that one's a little rusty.
449
00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:47,003
She didn't do
with rubber bands earlier.
450
00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:49,339
Well, that's correct,
Mrs. Peabody.
451
00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:51,474
This afternoon
I did it with magic.
452
00:21:51,475 --> 00:21:53,543
Would you mind telling me
what this is all about?
453
00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:55,979
Well, I've already told
Mrs. Peabody.
454
00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:58,282
I'm a witch, and this is
my mortal husband.
455
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,784
Oh, come on,
Mrs. Stephens.
456
00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:04,154
All right, I'll prove it to you.
Excuse me.
457
00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:06,389
I have to get something
out of this trunk.
458
00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:08,391
[
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459
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:14,731
Mrs. Peabody, would you
come here a moment?
460
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,905
MRS. PEABODY:
461
00:22:21,906 --> 00:22:23,940
I don't believe it.
462
00:22:23,941 --> 00:22:26,143
What sort of a game
are you playing?
463
00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:27,811
Well, it's no game.
464
00:22:27,812 --> 00:22:30,881
We need the practice in case
vaudeville ever comes back.
465
00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:34,217
Well, why the elaborate hoax
on this poor, unfortunate woman?
466
00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:37,320
Just teaching
the teacher a lesson.
467
00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:40,490
Mrs. Peabody invaded
our privacy.
468
00:22:40,491 --> 00:22:42,859
She just got what people get
when they snoop.
469
00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:47,397
Would you like
her apology in writing?
470
00:22:47,398 --> 00:22:50,233
Maybe 500 times
would be in order.
471
00:22:50,234 --> 00:22:53,236
No, a simple
"I'm sorry" will do.
472
00:22:53,237 --> 00:22:56,073
Say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
473
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:58,742
First, there's something
that happened this afternoon
474
00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:01,477
that I just don't understand.
475
00:23:01,478 --> 00:23:04,481
One minute we were
standing out there talking,
476
00:23:04,482 --> 00:23:06,750
and the next minute
I was sitting up in that tree.
477
00:23:06,751 --> 00:23:08,418
Well, that seems
a little incredible.
478
00:23:08,419 --> 00:23:10,253
Yeah, say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
479
00:23:10,254 --> 00:23:12,455
Sam, how many times
have I warned you
480
00:23:12,456 --> 00:23:13,990
about doing that tree bit?
481
00:23:13,991 --> 00:23:17,560
Oh, I... I know.
I just blew my cool.
482
00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:19,696
Say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
483
00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:21,865
How on earth do you
ever do that trick?
484
00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:23,233
If you think that's something,
485
00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:24,968
I once saw a magician
saw a woman in half.
486
00:23:24,969 --> 00:23:26,970
Now, say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
487
00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:29,411
And how do you explain
Tabitha's genius?
488
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:34,544
Well, explain Einstein's or
Beethoven's or Thomas Edison's.
489
00:23:34,545 --> 00:23:37,748
Say you're sorry,
Mrs. Peabody.
490
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,082
I'm sorry.
491
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:40,784
But she's still a witch.
492
00:23:40,785 --> 00:23:42,786
Have a good day,
Mr. and Mrs. Stephens.
493
00:23:42,787 --> 00:23:44,221
Come along,
Mrs. Peabody.
494
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:45,622
Good night.
495
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,127
You really are a witch,
you know.
496
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:51,594
You gonna spread the word?
497
00:23:51,595 --> 00:23:52,863
What?
498
00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,031
And wind up in a padded cell?
499
00:23:55,032 --> 00:23:58,201
Well, if it's a padded cell
for two, who cares?
500
00:23:58,202 --> 00:24:00,203
[
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501
00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,442
[
]
502
00:24:07,812 --> 00:24:09,212
[
]
503
00:24:09,213 --> 00:24:10,547
[DOOR OPENS]
504
00:24:10,548 --> 00:24:12,149
SAMANTHA:
Hi, sweetheart.
505
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,250
Hi.
506
00:24:17,222 --> 00:24:19,022
Everything go all right
at school today?
507
00:24:19,023 --> 00:24:21,424
Oh, just fine.
508
00:24:21,425 --> 00:24:23,994
Except Mrs. Peabody
is taking a little vacation.
509
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:25,495
Uh-oh.
510
00:24:25,496 --> 00:24:27,163
Well, she was due a sabbatical.
511
00:24:27,164 --> 00:24:30,267
They just advanced
the date a little.
512
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,168
I could use a little
sabbatical myself
513
00:24:32,169 --> 00:24:35,738
from your mother and her
constant interference.
514
00:24:35,739 --> 00:24:38,041
Sweetheart, I have
a terrific surprise for you.
515
00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:39,575
I had a long talk with Mother,
516
00:24:39,576 --> 00:24:42,845
and she agreed she shouldn't
have interfered.
517
00:24:42,846 --> 00:24:47,483
You mean, Hard-hearted Hannah
actually admitted she was wrong?
518
00:24:47,484 --> 00:24:49,252
I told her
you wouldn't believe it.
519
00:24:49,253 --> 00:24:52,389
So she agreed
to write it 500 times.
520
00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:54,124
You're kidding.
521
00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,126
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522
00:24:58,729 --> 00:25:00,964
How about that?
523
00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:03,325
DARRIN:
Incredible.
524
00:25:04,869 --> 00:25:06,936
Are you sure that's 500 times?
525
00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:14,844
Terrific.
526
00:25:14,845 --> 00:25:19,549
Well, the first 250 promises
are always the toughest.
527
00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:21,050
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528
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,692
[
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529
00:25:28,742 --> 00:25:33,292
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