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ZOEY: College is like
one big, never-ending test.
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And not just for your brain...
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although sure, that's a part of it.
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We all need math, I guess.
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But it tests other things, too.
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Your character, your beliefs...
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and most of all? Your limits.
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Your blood-alcohol limit...
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Your sexual limits...
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Or lack thereof...
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Even your physical limits.
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And that night's rager...
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the biggest of Cal U's fall semester,
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"Faded 4 Finals"...
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promised to test all
of those limits and more.
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♪ Get on it right now ♪
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♪ Get on the floor,
get on it right now ♪
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♪ Get on the floor
and just get on down ♪
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♪ Get on the floor
and just get on down ♪
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It sucks that tomorrow morning
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I have to take
the very last final on campus...
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Chemistry 101.
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But I have a 3-pronged plan
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to make sure I stay safely
within my limits for the night.
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[Ding]
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- Timer.
- [Ding]
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- Breathalyzer.
- [Ding]
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- Agua.
- [Ding]
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So I'm gonna be here
for 10 minutes, go hard,
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then literally go home.
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Boom.
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Clear plan, full cup, can't lose.
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All right, I better make
the next 10 minutes
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the best of my college career.
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[Gasps] Oh, nine. Got to go.
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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All right, the party clock
has been reset.
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10 minutes. Let's do this.
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[Chuckles] You realize
this is the littiest party
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of the semester, right?
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You realize 10 minutes
could never be enough
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to witness the exquisite debauchery?
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You realize Mr. Dalvin of Jodeci
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is rumored to be stopping in, right?
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You realize people can actually hear
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the stuff that comes out your mouth?
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[Chuckles] Uh, yeah, and
as much as I'd love to meet
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the dude from the group who
inspired #WashedUpWednesdays,
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my Chem 101 final is tomorrow morning.
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Zoey, my average-looking yet
overly diligent friend.
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- I'm stunning.
- Unless you're a total moron,
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you could legit never open
any kind of book ever
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and still crack a B-minus, no cap.
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Well, if Vivek of all people
says the test is easy,
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I might actually be okay.
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Okay, y'all, shots.
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Come on. Squad up. Let's go.
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Yo, but where are Ana and Nomi?
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Good question.
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Lemme text these hoes.
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- [Cellphone chimes]
- [Chuckles]
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♪♪
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How is it midnight already?!
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[Sighs] I guess time flies
when you've been transported
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to the land of pure, sensual pleasure.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Then why did it fly this time?
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Come on, man.
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- [Chuckles]
- What?
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- What? What?
- Nothing.
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♪♪
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So, I want to watch Roxane Gay
talk about anything
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for the rest of my life, always.
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Everything you have
taken me to this week
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has been amazing.
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Thank you so much.
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Anytime.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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Sorry. One second.
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[Cellphone chimes]
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- Anything important?
- No. It's Zoey.
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She's, um, at the rager of the year
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and wants me to meet her there.
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Well, go have fun.
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I don't have to go.
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Not right now, anyway.
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We could hang out
for a little bit longer.
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I-I mean, I'd like that.
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But that would be selfish,
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and you shouldn't stop
doing stuff with your friends
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just to hang out with me.
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Yeah, but...
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what if I want to?
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Nomi...
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these are the best four years
you're ever gonna get.
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You're here to experience life,
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not just talk about it in a classroom.
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Go do it.
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Okay, fine. Twist my arm,
I'm gonna go party.
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I'm gonna have an amazing time...
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and I will be texting you after.
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All right.
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Never mind.
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Unh ♪
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♪ Guess I'm gonna flex, then ♪
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Okay, so, technically,
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I've been waiting
for the alcohol to arrive,
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so this shouldn't count
towards my "fun time."
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So, restarted my party clock
just to make up
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for those potential precious
minutes of lost youth.
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- Oh, oh?
- Uh, heads-up,
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I think my boy Doug
is coming through tonight.
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Does this outfit
look like I give a damn?
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- It does not.
- No.
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She does, though.
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Her and Doug haven't talked ever since
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our whole rebranding
of our IG went down.
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- No contact for weeks.
- What? For real?
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- Zero.
- Aw.
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Hey, don't "aw" me.
I am not checking for Doug.
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VIVEK: Hey... y'all let me know
if you want some more shots,
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because your boy's got V.I.P. access,
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so I. Got. Chu.
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We tried to tell him.
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Vivek, this is a college party.
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There is no such thing
as a V.I.P. section.
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You got played.
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[Scoffs] Okay,
I'm sure my boy Jahi made up
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a fake V.I.P. section
with bottle service
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and a meet-and-greet
with Jodeci's Mr. Dalvin
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all for a cool hundo.
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Okay.
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A toast... to Vivek
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and asking more questions,
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both of which are painfully basic.
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- Mm.
- Yeah, cheers.
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To paraphrase Beyoncé's husband...
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after the party is
the dorm-room lobby, which is...
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where I'm headed for
a three-hour block of studying.
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♪ No cash, no funds ♪
♪ Ho ♪
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♪ Hurry up, it's done, it's done ♪
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No, no, no, no, no.
But this is my song, though.
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I can't leave now. So for every
10 minutes of partying,
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I'll do an extra 10 minutes of studying.
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Solid math. All right, let's go.
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♪ You are all my sons ♪
♪ My sons ♪
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♪ We don't claim you bums ♪
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♪ This... for the scum ♪
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♪ I'm a pop act ♪
♪ Huh ♪
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♪ I don't smoke sesh ♪
♪ Nah ♪
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♪ I don't pack heat ♪
♪ Huh ♪
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♪ I don't even make no beats ♪
♪ Wow, damn ♪
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♪ I don't even got no gun ♪
♪ Ho ♪
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♪ I'm like 28 ♪
♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Kimber in my bag,
too much on my plate ♪
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- [Cheers and applause]
- ♪ Blood on the canvas ♪
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♪ Heard your... college boy ♪
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♪ Caught him on campus ♪
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♪ Hit that... Eastern Time ♪
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♪ He died in Central Standard ♪
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♪ Hm, wow ♪
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♪ Huh, huh, incredible ♪
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♪♪
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I'll get the drinks.
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♪ I won't waste your time ♪
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♪ Baby, won't waste your time ♪
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- ♪ Unh, when the sun goes down... ♪
- ZOEY: Oh, wait, Ana!
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Ana!
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- ♪ Baby, is it true? ♪
- Ana, hi!
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♪ Baby, is it true? ♪
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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I thought you would be studying.
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Oh, no, Vivek said the test
was, like, super easy,
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so I'm just hanging out for a bit,
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letting my brain relax
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so I can really absorb the info.
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- Yeah. Totally.
- Now that I think about it,
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I haven't seen Nomi.
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Or Aaron, for that matter.
Have you seen him?
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Why would I? I hate him.
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[Chuckling] Okay, I thought
you guys were, like, cool now.
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- Nope. Nope, he sucks.
- Cool.
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- Ooh.
- Oh, sorry. Hi.
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- Aaron, hey.
- Thank you so much
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for the two drinks for Zoey and I.
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Turns out he doesn't suck.
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♪♪
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Thanks?
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♪ Come out at night ♪
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No, I'm sorry. I'm just
resetting my timer.
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- [Cellphone beeping]
- For what?
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It's a reminder to study
for my Chem final.
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I'm only gonna stay for like 10 minutes,
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like, 40, tops.
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You're in Mr. Woolery's class, right?
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- Yeah.
- [Groans]
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I remember taking
that test freshman year.
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I'm still traumatized.
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But Vivek said it was, like, super easy.
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Yeah, but, I mean, you do
realize Vivek's a genius, right?
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The dude's an engineering major
and a drug dealer, okay...
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basically all the ingredients
of a chemist.
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No wonder he aced the test
without breaking a sweat.
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But you, my homey,
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you're [bleep].
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♪♪
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The thing about limits is you
can push them for a while,
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but at a certain point, they
might start pushing you back.
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Whoo!
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J. Cole sucks! Yeah! Whoo!
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Aaron's words have really sobered me.
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Not in the traditional sense...
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'cause... [Sniffs] I'm faded...
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but in the sense
that I'm making an early exit
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from the party of the semester
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to do what I should've done
an hour ago...
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go back to my room and study.
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You know what?
Okay, fine, you caught me.
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Hours ago. [Sniffs]
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Alcohol really does dull your judgment.
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That's chemistry, right?
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Dammit. I have no idea.
I really gotta go.
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Gotta go. I'm going. That way.
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I'm going that way.
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♪♪
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[Groans, stomps feet]
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[Whines]
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My key card. [Gasps] Oh!
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Hi. Excuse me.
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Uh, can... can one of you let me in?
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I-I got locked out. Please?
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I-I live right upstairs.
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I promise I'm not a serial killer.
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[Chuckles]
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♪♪
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♪ So much dough ♪
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♪ So much dough ♪
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♪ You already know ♪
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- [Gasps]
- SKY: Zoey. Zoey.
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I need you.
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- Jazz won't listen to me.
- I actually really...
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I have never asked you
for anything before
257
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,794
in my entire life, and I
probably won't ever do it again.
258
00:09:26,826 --> 00:09:28,862
So are you really gonna
miss out on this opportunity?
259
00:09:28,896 --> 00:09:30,150
- No, I'm not.
- You're not. Let's go.
260
00:09:30,175 --> 00:09:31,932
And he thought he could tell me
261
00:09:31,965 --> 00:09:34,734
what I could and couldn't
post on my socials
262
00:09:34,768 --> 00:09:36,870
when his are just a whole-ass mess,
263
00:09:36,903 --> 00:09:39,773
when his ratios are just sad to look at,
264
00:09:39,807 --> 00:09:42,777
when his are just pictures
of his wack-ass tennis shoes
265
00:09:42,810 --> 00:09:45,746
and a blurry selfie
with his wack-ass mama.
266
00:09:45,778 --> 00:09:47,081
Oh, my G... is she on IG Live?
267
00:09:47,114 --> 00:09:50,117
Yes, she's having
a full-on meltdown live.
268
00:09:50,149 --> 00:09:51,951
All right, um...
269
00:09:51,984 --> 00:09:53,787
Hey, Jazz.
270
00:09:53,821 --> 00:09:54,989
Jazz, baby girl, you want to talk to me.
271
00:09:55,022 --> 00:09:56,123
- What's going on?
- Hold on.
272
00:09:56,157 --> 00:09:59,727
And then dude had the nerve
to come up to this party,
273
00:09:59,759 --> 00:10:02,061
where I am, and dance, knowing damn well
274
00:10:02,095 --> 00:10:04,165
he don't know how to dance.
Are you joking?
275
00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:07,902
- Is he joking?!
- I bet he is,
276
00:10:07,935 --> 00:10:09,804
'cause Doug is such a joker.
277
00:10:09,836 --> 00:10:11,771
He loves a good joke, and so does Jazz,
278
00:10:11,805 --> 00:10:14,975
- because this is a joke, everybody.
- Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh.
279
00:10:15,008 --> 00:10:17,143
Best believe I got
those screenshots for days.
280
00:10:17,177 --> 00:10:18,178
For days.
281
00:10:18,211 --> 00:10:20,080
Your ass is gonna be nothing again.
282
00:10:20,113 --> 00:10:21,081
- [Clattering]
- Yes.
283
00:10:21,114 --> 00:10:22,783
Hey.
284
00:10:22,816 --> 00:10:25,152
♪♪
285
00:10:25,185 --> 00:10:28,255
Did you... just touch...
286
00:10:28,287 --> 00:10:29,923
my phone?
287
00:10:29,956 --> 00:10:31,758
Yes, I did,
288
00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:33,093
but in my defense,
289
00:10:33,125 --> 00:10:36,029
not only is that social-media suicide...
290
00:10:36,062 --> 00:10:37,667
You know what, don't look
at him. Don't look at him.
291
00:10:37,692 --> 00:10:39,800
It's just a bad move for a girlfriend.
292
00:10:39,832 --> 00:10:41,768
- I'm not his girlfriend.
- Ex-girlfriend.
293
00:10:41,802 --> 00:10:44,004
- We're not broken up!
- This is getting worse,
294
00:10:44,037 --> 00:10:45,840
not better. Fix it.
295
00:10:45,873 --> 00:10:47,174
[Sighs] You know what? Look.
296
00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:50,009
Look, I get that it's difficult
297
00:10:50,042 --> 00:10:51,879
and complicated between you two,
298
00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:54,114
but the one thing I really
admire about you
299
00:10:54,147 --> 00:10:55,950
is that you're brave. You're brave.
300
00:10:55,983 --> 00:10:57,184
You know how to confront things.
301
00:10:57,216 --> 00:10:59,787
And what I know for a fact
302
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,189
is that you will find a way
to confront the situation
303
00:11:02,221 --> 00:11:05,157
- between the two of you.
- Yes. Mm-hmm. Yes, I will.
304
00:11:05,191 --> 00:11:07,827
- You got this. You got this.
- Yes, I got this. I got this.
305
00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:09,345
You are Jazz, and you've got everything.
306
00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,556
- Yes.
- She's got this. Tell her she's got this.
307
00:11:10,581 --> 00:11:12,361
- She's got this.
- You got this, Jazz.
308
00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:14,968
- Aw, you're such a good friend.
- Oh, I know.
309
00:11:15,002 --> 00:11:16,203
[Sighs]
310
00:11:16,235 --> 00:11:20,840
Why is being the glue of
this group so time-consuming?
311
00:11:20,874 --> 00:11:22,843
And, God, where is Ana?
312
00:11:22,875 --> 00:11:25,178
All I can think about
is being naked with you...
313
00:11:25,211 --> 00:11:27,047
I can't stop.
314
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,315
Get out of here.
315
00:11:28,348 --> 00:11:32,152
Ana, I really need
your key card so I can study.
316
00:11:32,185 --> 00:11:34,154
Oh, yeah. Key?
317
00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:36,856
- Oh.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
318
00:11:36,889 --> 00:11:38,225
And, by the way,
it's so nice that you two
319
00:11:38,258 --> 00:11:40,754
are finally hanging out
like normal people.
320
00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:41,995
No, we're not normal.
321
00:11:42,028 --> 00:11:43,831
He's super weird and ugly.
322
00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:46,333
♪♪
323
00:11:46,365 --> 00:11:47,623
Ugly?
324
00:11:50,037 --> 00:11:51,906
- Wha... Aar...
- Come on, man.
325
00:11:51,938 --> 00:11:57,243
♪♪
326
00:11:57,277 --> 00:11:58,946
Ayo, I ordered a bottle an hour ago.
327
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,181
What kind of elevated
experience is this?
328
00:12:01,214 --> 00:12:02,316
I'm calling Jahi.
329
00:12:05,052 --> 00:12:07,086
[Sighs] Finally.
330
00:12:07,119 --> 00:12:09,188
I got some water,
331
00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:12,091
got some aromatherapy
to get my mind right,
332
00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:16,029
and now it's time to get my study on.
333
00:12:16,062 --> 00:12:16,963
Hm.
334
00:12:18,297 --> 00:12:21,067
You're home! I thought you'd
still be down at the party.
335
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:24,237
Nope. Still here, learning.
336
00:12:24,271 --> 00:12:26,040
Sucks for you, nerd.
337
00:12:26,072 --> 00:12:27,273
[Sighs] Meanwhile,
338
00:12:27,307 --> 00:12:30,277
I have fallen deeply in like.
339
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:33,147
Like, "I definitely am gonna
text her tomorrow morning,
340
00:12:33,180 --> 00:12:35,282
and we haven't even hooked up
yet" kind of like.
341
00:12:35,315 --> 00:12:38,052
♪♪
342
00:12:38,085 --> 00:12:40,387
Nomi deeply in like?
343
00:12:40,419 --> 00:12:44,290
I mean, this is [Chuckles] huge for her.
344
00:12:44,324 --> 00:12:47,227
She's gonna want to talk about it.
345
00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:49,095
Hey, you want to talk about it?
346
00:12:49,129 --> 00:12:50,297
No, I don't want to jinx it.
347
00:12:50,330 --> 00:12:51,297
[Whispering] Yes.
348
00:12:51,331 --> 00:12:52,966
But I do wanna party about it.
349
00:12:52,999 --> 00:12:54,268
- Come on.
- [Groans] No.
350
00:12:54,301 --> 00:12:56,235
As much as I'd love to, I can't.
351
00:12:56,268 --> 00:12:58,071
It's 2:00 a.m., girly,
352
00:12:58,105 --> 00:13:01,108
and my Chem final's
tomorrow morning in...
353
00:13:01,140 --> 00:13:02,942
[Gasps]
354
00:13:02,975 --> 00:13:04,077
...seven hours.
355
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:06,145
- All right, chemistry, Zoey?
- Mm-hmm.
356
00:13:06,178 --> 00:13:08,081
You are a fashion major.
357
00:13:08,114 --> 00:13:10,183
Unless you're doing, like,
big things with lab coats
358
00:13:10,216 --> 00:13:11,951
and, I don't know, goggles,
359
00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:13,086
don't need chemistry.
360
00:13:13,119 --> 00:13:14,321
I still need a good grade. Remember?
361
00:13:14,354 --> 00:13:17,191
I dropped my design lab.
I can't fail this class
362
00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:20,413
unless I want an incomplete
on the entire semester.
363
00:13:20,438 --> 00:13:21,539
First of all,
364
00:13:21,573 --> 00:13:25,145
I bet that you absorbed like
90% of what you need to know
365
00:13:25,178 --> 00:13:26,312
just through osmosis alone.
366
00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:28,414
- What?
- Not important.
367
00:13:28,447 --> 00:13:30,350
Second of all, what I'm hearing
368
00:13:30,382 --> 00:13:31,517
is that you need a passing grade.
369
00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:33,285
Not a good one. Very different.
370
00:13:33,318 --> 00:13:35,521
My GPA will know the difference.
371
00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:37,189
- GPA, Zoey?
- Yes.
372
00:13:37,222 --> 00:13:38,591
You are an artiste, okay?
373
00:13:38,624 --> 00:13:42,428
You don't need a 4.0.
You need to experience life.
374
00:13:42,461 --> 00:13:44,197
I mean, now that you mention it,
375
00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:46,466
Grace Coddington didn't
even go to college.
376
00:13:46,499 --> 00:13:50,336
And she's the visionary
behind Anna Wintour's Vogue.
377
00:13:50,369 --> 00:13:51,437
Yes. Vogue.
378
00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:55,608
Look, a very good friend of mine
helped me realize
379
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:59,973
that this place, it's about
more than just academics.
380
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:02,314
These are four of the most amazing years
381
00:14:02,347 --> 00:14:04,217
we are ever going to get.
382
00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,518
We need to live them.
383
00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:07,253
Yes.
384
00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:10,490
I am Grace Coddington.
385
00:14:10,523 --> 00:14:13,293
♪♪
386
00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:15,328
You know what? Nomi is right.
387
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:17,297
School is about so much
more than just...
388
00:14:17,329 --> 00:14:18,363
school.
389
00:14:18,396 --> 00:14:21,501
It's about friends and love and parties.
390
00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:24,337
And so, in honor of all of those things,
391
00:14:24,370 --> 00:14:26,371
let's get our osmosis on!
392
00:14:26,404 --> 00:14:28,174
Not what it means.
393
00:14:28,207 --> 00:14:29,609
I'll get there.
394
00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:40,486
♪♪
395
00:14:40,519 --> 00:14:42,654
You know what? I got this.
396
00:14:42,688 --> 00:14:45,225
Like, sure, I didn't get home
until 7:00 a.m.,
397
00:14:45,257 --> 00:14:48,493
but I'm really crisp. And Nomi is right.
398
00:14:48,526 --> 00:14:50,529
I may not be a chemist, per se,
399
00:14:50,563 --> 00:14:52,564
but ya girl looked up
what "osmosis" meant
400
00:14:52,597 --> 00:14:54,500
before I puked in a bush.
401
00:14:54,533 --> 00:14:57,337
It's all up here.
Just trust in the process.
402
00:14:57,370 --> 00:15:00,440
And I got to go to a cool party,
so win-win.
403
00:15:00,472 --> 00:15:02,541
[Inhales deeply]
404
00:15:02,574 --> 00:15:04,409
Question one:
405
00:15:04,443 --> 00:15:06,545
"What is the chemical
formula for water?"
406
00:15:06,578 --> 00:15:08,180
[Chuckles]
407
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:11,583
Uh, that'd be "H" to the "O."
408
00:15:11,616 --> 00:15:15,221
OMG. I am great at chemistry.
409
00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:17,356
I am a chemist.
410
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,424
All right, question number two:
411
00:15:19,457 --> 00:15:23,630
"Calculate the molar solubility
of calcium hydroxide."
412
00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:26,432
Okay, that one's a little bit
of a thinker.
413
00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:29,268
- I'll come back to it.
- ♪ What? Unh ♪
414
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:31,437
♪ Freeze frame, replay,
back to them old days ♪
415
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:34,207
♪ Homie tried to catch a dub
I was like, "Okay" ♪
416
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,275
♪ Practice all week
on that Lumidee Diwali ♪
417
00:15:36,308 --> 00:15:39,279
♪ Shery taught me how
to break an... with my balance ♪
418
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:40,647
♪ But still don't know how to feel ♪
419
00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:43,482
♪ Till this day
I'll be weird on the real ♪
420
00:15:43,515 --> 00:15:47,286
- ♪ He was trying bag... ♪
- "Enzyme catalyzed reaction"?
421
00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:48,554
You know this, Zoey.
422
00:15:48,587 --> 00:15:51,390
Enzyme catalogue reactors.
423
00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:54,327
Damn it. Maybe I should go back
to question two.
424
00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:56,629
10 minutes left, and remember, people,
425
00:15:56,661 --> 00:15:58,397
check your answers.
426
00:15:58,430 --> 00:16:01,400
This test is worth 50% of your grade.
427
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:03,669
10 minutes? Oh, my God.
428
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,505
I thought at the very least, I'd pull,
429
00:16:05,538 --> 00:16:07,307
like, a-a "D" -minus.
430
00:16:07,339 --> 00:16:09,574
But if I fail this test,
then I fail the whole class.
431
00:16:09,607 --> 00:16:11,743
I-I'm gonna be put on
academic probation.
432
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:13,645
[Sighs]
433
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:17,650
So, there I was, an entire
evening of making bad decisions
434
00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:21,453
had pushed me to the point
of making one more.
435
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:24,323
♪♪
436
00:16:24,356 --> 00:16:25,424
[Whispering] Oh, my God.
437
00:16:25,457 --> 00:16:27,427
I'm so sorry, but my pencil dropped.
438
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:28,527
Would you mind grabbing it for me?
439
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:34,466
♪♪
440
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,601
Thank you.
441
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:43,776
♪♪
442
00:16:43,808 --> 00:16:52,452
♪♪
443
00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:55,288
[Knocking on door]
444
00:16:55,321 --> 00:16:57,623
- [Door opens]
- Okay.
445
00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:58,790
Come in, why don't you?
446
00:16:58,823 --> 00:17:00,692
- I don't like formalities either.
- [Door closes]
447
00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:03,362
I want to tell Zoey.
448
00:17:03,396 --> 00:17:04,497
- About what?
- About...
449
00:17:06,431 --> 00:17:08,333
...this.
450
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,336
Oh, oh. Okay.
451
00:17:10,369 --> 00:17:12,804
Yeah, I mean, I just thought
you didn't want to do that
452
00:17:12,838 --> 00:17:14,707
'cause it would mess up
the energy of the crew, and...
453
00:17:14,739 --> 00:17:18,377
Maybe, but I feel guilty,
like, all the time.
454
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:20,712
So, yes, maybe saying something
might affect the squad,
455
00:17:20,746 --> 00:17:21,747
but not saying anything?
456
00:17:21,781 --> 00:17:25,551
I-I-It's totally
affecting me, so... [Sighs]
457
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:26,753
I have to. I have to tell her.
458
00:17:26,785 --> 00:17:28,587
I respect that.
459
00:17:28,621 --> 00:17:31,424
You know, do what you got to do.
460
00:17:32,725 --> 00:17:35,495
Oh.
461
00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:37,662
Okay.
462
00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:39,599
- Good talk.
- We did it.
463
00:17:39,631 --> 00:17:41,400
♪♪
464
00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,502
[Elevator bell dings]
465
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:47,672
♪♪
466
00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:53,244
♪♪
467
00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,695
Hello, Douglas.
468
00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:57,231
Ah.
469
00:17:57,265 --> 00:17:58,432
Good afternoon, Jazlyn.
470
00:17:58,466 --> 00:18:00,302
Look, I just want you to know
471
00:18:00,335 --> 00:18:02,537
I'm gonna forgive your little
pettiness last night.
472
00:18:02,569 --> 00:18:06,474
So can we just stop with
the bullshit and move forward?
473
00:18:06,508 --> 00:18:09,443
It depends. Is the first step
of moving forward
474
00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:12,281
you taking down that
rebranding shit on Instagram?
475
00:18:12,314 --> 00:18:14,416
Um, it is not.
476
00:18:14,449 --> 00:18:17,585
All right.
So there's nothing to discuss.
477
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:18,720
That's not the look for me.
478
00:18:18,752 --> 00:18:21,622
I don't care what your look is.
479
00:18:21,655 --> 00:18:24,625
- All right, bet.
- Let me just be clear.
480
00:18:24,659 --> 00:18:26,261
When I met you,
481
00:18:26,294 --> 00:18:28,229
I was looking for a boyfriend,
482
00:18:28,262 --> 00:18:29,497
not a second dad.
483
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:31,299
Okay, and when I met you,
484
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,734
I was looking for a girlfriend,
485
00:18:32,767 --> 00:18:35,304
not some little Instagram shorty
486
00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:37,306
that's setting thirst traps.
487
00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:39,508
Well, um,
488
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,644
I guess this isn't anything
a discussion is going to fix.
489
00:18:43,711 --> 00:18:45,346
No, I guess not.
490
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:47,383
Or any amount of time apart.
491
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:49,685
Nah.
492
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:54,356
I guess we could call it a wrap.
493
00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:55,524
Might as well make it official.
494
00:18:55,556 --> 00:18:56,692
- Might as well.
- Cool.
495
00:18:56,717 --> 00:18:57,896
- Yeah.
- Yep.
496
00:18:57,921 --> 00:19:03,297
♪♪
497
00:19:03,331 --> 00:19:04,366
[Sighs]
498
00:19:04,399 --> 00:19:06,635
Seriously? I mean, how long can it take
499
00:19:06,668 --> 00:19:09,070
to hand out 40 "C" -minuses?
500
00:19:10,505 --> 00:19:11,540
[Knock on door, door opens]
501
00:19:11,573 --> 00:19:12,674
Yes?
502
00:19:12,707 --> 00:19:14,241
Hey.
503
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:15,344
Oh, hey.
504
00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:16,478
You busy?
505
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,678
No, just waiting for grades.
506
00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:19,513
Uh, what's up?
507
00:19:19,547 --> 00:19:21,350
Uh, nothing. I just...
508
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:22,683
I wanted to talk to you about something,
509
00:19:22,717 --> 00:19:25,320
something I've been thinking about.
510
00:19:25,353 --> 00:19:26,688
Everything okay?
511
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,457
Yeah.
512
00:19:28,489 --> 00:19:29,490
Uh...
513
00:19:31,393 --> 00:19:33,528
- Zoey.
- Yeah?
514
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,564
Have you ever done something
that's not terrible,
515
00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:39,401
but it's not great?
516
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,670
- [Laptop chimes]
- Um, I'm so s... I'm sorry.
517
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:42,738
Sorry, sorry.
518
00:19:47,575 --> 00:19:49,745
[Sighs] No.
519
00:19:49,778 --> 00:19:52,514
Are you okay?
520
00:19:52,547 --> 00:19:54,415
No, um,
521
00:19:54,449 --> 00:19:57,518
I think I might've just gotten
caught cheating, so...
522
00:19:59,453 --> 00:20:01,456
Yeah.
523
00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:05,693
I am so sorry this V.I.P. thing
524
00:20:05,727 --> 00:20:07,729
didn't work out for you, dude, honestly.
525
00:20:07,761 --> 00:20:09,730
But when you think about it,
it's entirely your fault.
526
00:20:09,764 --> 00:20:13,702
Like, you had control of
the situation the whole time.
527
00:20:13,735 --> 00:20:15,570
Could've got out at any moment,
but you didn't,
528
00:20:15,603 --> 00:20:18,606
so there's that.
529
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,841
[Sighs] Thanks, man.
530
00:20:19,874 --> 00:20:22,443
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm going for a walk.
531
00:20:22,477 --> 00:20:23,678
All right.
532
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:26,614
[Indistinct conversations,
liquid sloshing]
533
00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:33,622
What the...?
534
00:20:36,591 --> 00:20:38,527
♪♪
535
00:20:38,559 --> 00:20:39,760
It's... It's real.
536
00:20:39,794 --> 00:20:42,631
♪♪
537
00:20:42,663 --> 00:20:45,366
Aaron, "A" -plus, come here.
538
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,536
It's... It's real.
539
00:20:47,568 --> 00:20:49,370
Mr. Dalvin?
540
00:20:49,403 --> 00:20:51,406
From Jodeci?
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