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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,914 --> 00:01:49,215 Merry Christmas! 2 00:01:49,282 --> 00:01:51,350 Merry Christmas! 3 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:57,188 Merry Christmas! 4 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:59,523 Merry Christmas! 5 00:02:01,927 --> 00:02:05,929 Thank you, ma'am. Merry Christmas! 6 00:02:05,997 --> 00:02:08,014 Thank you. Thank you. 7 00:02:08,082 --> 00:02:12,252 Merry Christmas! Ha ha, ho ho! 8 00:02:13,112 --> 00:02:15,252 Merry Christmas! 9 00:02:17,383 --> 00:02:18,977 Thank you, sir. 10 00:02:19,396 --> 00:02:21,052 And a merry Christmas to you. 11 00:02:21,258 --> 00:02:22,796 Merry Christmas! 12 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:37,077 Oh, boy. 13 00:02:43,508 --> 00:02:46,563 Shit. He's got kids. 14 00:02:46,752 --> 00:02:49,352 Dog, cat... shit. 15 00:02:49,730 --> 00:02:52,471 That's no good. It's no good. 16 00:03:05,164 --> 00:03:07,103 I-I-I-I-I... 17 00:03:18,101 --> 00:03:20,389 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. 18 00:03:21,007 --> 00:03:24,414 It has been two weeks since my last confession. 19 00:03:25,051 --> 00:03:26,464 Is that Bill Firpo? 20 00:03:27,651 --> 00:03:29,184 Uh, yes, It's me, father. 21 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:32,376 It's been five years since you've been to confession. 22 00:03:32,432 --> 00:03:34,432 Is that how you're gonna start the whole thing out? 23 00:03:34,676 --> 00:03:37,556 - I'm sorry, father. - It's okay. 24 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:39,038 Father... 25 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,114 I found a wallet in the street. 26 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,970 Did you do the right thing? 27 00:03:45,164 --> 00:03:45,973 Well... 28 00:03:46,264 --> 00:03:49,234 yes, father, I did, eventually, 29 00:03:49,451 --> 00:03:52,119 with great... difficulty. 30 00:03:52,395 --> 00:03:54,151 I dropped it in the mail. 31 00:03:54,782 --> 00:03:56,595 But it had over $800 in it, 32 00:03:56,701 --> 00:03:59,201 which I counted many times on the subway, 33 00:04:00,232 --> 00:04:02,978 and I feel as if I've ruined my karma, father, 34 00:04:03,232 --> 00:04:07,839 and that something bad is gonna happen as a result of this transgression. 35 00:04:08,276 --> 00:04:10,114 How many letters is that? 36 00:04:11,245 --> 00:04:12,539 Transgression? 37 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:15,648 I don't know. 38 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:18,401 13. Why, father? 39 00:04:18,914 --> 00:04:20,220 Never mind. 40 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:22,348 Did you mail the wallet back? 41 00:04:22,454 --> 00:04:24,870 Yes. I realized that, uh... 42 00:04:25,489 --> 00:04:28,332 I'm really not that much different than my two brothers... 43 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:32,614 I can easily be led astray. 44 00:04:33,282 --> 00:04:36,057 Speaking of which, have you seen tonight's paper? 45 00:04:36,346 --> 00:04:37,551 No. Why? 46 00:04:37,621 --> 00:04:40,376 Well, according to the post, they may be home for the holidays. 47 00:04:41,545 --> 00:04:43,589 No, that's not possible. 48 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:45,382 They're not up for parole until march. 49 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:48,507 According to this article, because of overcrowding, 50 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:51,707 anyone who's eligible for parole through June... 51 00:04:51,826 --> 00:04:54,014 is being considered for an early release. 52 00:05:07,845 --> 00:05:09,520 I'm in big trouble now. 53 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:10,706 The pterodactyl. 54 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:13,876 It was a lizard back in prehistoric times... 55 00:05:14,101 --> 00:05:16,870 who developed an outside digit of the forelimb... 56 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:18,854 which became greatly elongated... 57 00:05:19,003 --> 00:05:22,080 in order to support a winged membrane. 58 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,787 Now! He used this membrane... 59 00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:27,280 to fly high above his predators, 60 00:05:27,443 --> 00:05:28,910 which you gotta remember, 61 00:05:28,998 --> 00:05:31,511 was way back in the cretaceous period. 62 00:05:31,743 --> 00:05:34,912 And as far as periods go, oh, it was a mother. 63 00:05:37,762 --> 00:05:40,080 - Mr. Firpo! - Yes? 64 00:05:40,855 --> 00:05:42,387 Where's all this going? 65 00:05:43,605 --> 00:05:46,099 Oh. Uh... well, uh... 66 00:05:46,324 --> 00:05:48,918 Eh, skipping, skipping, skipping, eh... 67 00:05:49,405 --> 00:05:50,587 What I, uh,.. 68 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:54,698 I believe... is that once released from this prison, 69 00:05:54,924 --> 00:05:56,998 I, much like my reptilian brother, 70 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:58,833 shall take wing... 71 00:05:58,940 --> 00:06:01,025 and fly high above my problems... 72 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:06,899 Never to return! 73 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:15,130 - That's it. - That was very moving, Mr. Firpo. 74 00:06:16,462 --> 00:06:18,992 But the prison psychiatry board 75 00:06:19,035 --> 00:06:21,374 says you're incapable of telling the truth. 76 00:06:21,912 --> 00:06:23,074 Well, that's a lie. 77 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,231 Alvin Firpo. 78 00:06:32,706 --> 00:06:35,738 You have been labeled a kleptomaniac. 79 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:41,344 Alvin! 80 00:06:42,612 --> 00:06:46,669 - Are you all right, Mr. Firpo? - Okay. How you guys doin'? 81 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:49,306 My name's Alvin Firpo. 82 00:06:49,780 --> 00:06:50,650 And, uh... 83 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,648 what I've learned in prison is that, like, 84 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:55,068 robbin' and stealin' and all that horseshit... 85 00:06:55,404 --> 00:06:57,535 There's somethin' that ain't right about it. You know what I mean? 86 00:06:57,567 --> 00:07:00,025 A lot of guys in here disagree with me, but... 87 00:07:00,151 --> 00:07:01,307 they're servin' time, 88 00:07:01,568 --> 00:07:02,481 I'm up for parole. 89 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,544 Connect the dots. Connect 'em. 90 00:07:06,007 --> 00:07:07,970 So long, fellas. So long! 91 00:07:09,213 --> 00:07:09,926 Yeah! 92 00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:13,123 - Fresh air! - Yes, sir. 93 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:16,920 - So long, Jerry. - Bye, boys. 94 00:07:16,977 --> 00:07:17,988 So long, Jerry. 95 00:07:18,913 --> 00:07:19,882 - Take it easy. - Smiley. 96 00:07:19,926 --> 00:07:21,876 - Yeah, right. - Smiley, I'm gonna miss ya. 97 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:24,207 You want to do me a favor? Get yourself something nice. 98 00:07:24,208 --> 00:07:24,959 - Thank you. - All right. 99 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,857 - Enjoy it, Smiley. - You stay out of trouble. 100 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:29,235 - Hey, Bill! How are ya? - All right. All right. 101 00:07:29,292 --> 00:07:31,355 Let's start this off on the right foot. 102 00:07:31,528 --> 00:07:33,739 Whatever it is, the answer's no. 103 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,901 "No"? "No" wha?.. What are you talking about? 104 00:07:37,184 --> 00:07:39,878 Whatever it is that you want me to do, the answer's no. 105 00:07:40,128 --> 00:07:42,653 - Does that apply to me too, Bill? - No. I got no beef with you. 106 00:07:42,699 --> 00:07:43,755 - You sure? - Yes. 107 00:07:43,819 --> 00:07:45,417 'Cause I wouldn't want you to be pissed at me. 108 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,329 - No. You're fine. - Really? There's no problem between us? 109 00:07:48,423 --> 00:07:49,479 There's startin' to be. 110 00:07:49,842 --> 00:07:53,180 - Well, it's nice to see you too. - All right. Let's go see ma. 111 00:07:54,949 --> 00:07:55,691 Hey, Alvin. 112 00:07:56,003 --> 00:07:57,922 I heard the economy was in the shithouse. 113 00:07:58,042 --> 00:08:00,386 I had no idea. Look at that abandoned car. 114 00:08:01,455 --> 00:08:03,211 - It's my car. - What the... 115 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,900 - Oh. Sorry. - It's, uh... it's nice. 116 00:08:07,747 --> 00:08:08,911 You gotta be kiddin'! 117 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,674 Boy, I bet the space shuttle makes less noise. 118 00:08:14,316 --> 00:08:17,322 Hey, Alvin. I never seen stalactites in a car before. 119 00:08:17,391 --> 00:08:19,041 Stalactites! 120 00:08:20,109 --> 00:08:22,153 I can see nothing's changed. 121 00:08:23,553 --> 00:08:25,783 Yeah, nothin's changed, huh, Dave? 122 00:08:29,516 --> 00:08:31,584 - Alvin, we're free. - That's right. Free as a bird. 123 00:08:31,618 --> 00:08:34,359 Hey, Bill, you think this crate could make it to Pennsylvania, do you? 124 00:08:34,396 --> 00:08:37,572 'Cos I got this friend in prison. He's practically on his deathbed, you know. 125 00:08:37,847 --> 00:08:39,315 He asked me to do him this favor and... 126 00:08:39,372 --> 00:08:41,434 Well, he gave me a letter explaining everything. 127 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:43,518 Here. You gotta read this. 128 00:08:44,673 --> 00:08:46,165 It'll make you cry. 129 00:08:51,016 --> 00:08:52,716 I detect resistance. 130 00:08:54,278 --> 00:08:56,141 Well, I knew you'd react like that. 131 00:08:56,278 --> 00:08:58,940 That's why I got another copy for your future perusal. 132 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,260 You two are on parole. 133 00:09:00,372 --> 00:09:02,679 You cannot leave the state. You are in my custody. 134 00:09:02,735 --> 00:09:03,599 You cannot go. 135 00:09:03,654 --> 00:09:07,516 So just quiet down, my little one, and call me dad. 136 00:09:08,479 --> 00:09:09,385 Hey, dad. 137 00:09:10,054 --> 00:09:12,510 Can we stop and get some, uh, ring dings and milk? 138 00:09:12,535 --> 00:09:14,047 - Ring dings and milk? - Ring dings and milk! 139 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:18,016 Oh, yeah! Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show. 140 00:09:18,097 --> 00:09:21,929 - What are you, two years old? - Oh, well pardonez-moi. 141 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:25,679 We're not all fancy, upscale restaurateurs like you, Bill. 142 00:09:25,741 --> 00:09:29,072 Fine, fine. Then we'll get some ring dings and milk for the child in the back. 143 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:31,040 Yummy, yummy. 144 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,260 Shit! 145 00:09:51,354 --> 00:09:52,523 Idiot! 146 00:09:58,573 --> 00:09:59,967 - Come here! - Look it! Hey! 147 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:01,742 What's the problem? 148 00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:05,267 Come on, I... what are you... no... 149 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:09,173 No, no! It's all right! Put the money back! 150 00:10:22,684 --> 00:10:25,590 All right, all right, all right, all right! 151 00:10:27,574 --> 00:10:29,328 ¡Policia! ¡Policia! 152 00:10:32,756 --> 00:10:35,140 Get your hand out of your pocket! 153 00:10:37,468 --> 00:10:38,496 Son of a bitch! 154 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:41,013 I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops! 155 00:10:51,716 --> 00:10:54,160 Come here! Up against the wall! 156 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,628 Come here! Come on! Come on! 157 00:10:56,846 --> 00:10:59,154 Get up against the wall! Get up against the wall! 158 00:11:00,941 --> 00:11:03,475 - Come on! - Freeze, goddamn it! I'll shoot! 159 00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:06,010 Sergeant Dickman, off duty, Queens! 160 00:11:06,223 --> 00:11:08,104 - What is your name, rookie? - Birdie. 161 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:11,066 I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you! 162 00:11:11,323 --> 00:11:14,810 So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum! 163 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:15,520 Okay. 164 00:11:15,547 --> 00:11:17,091 - Move! - Yes, sir! 165 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:27,774 You know, Bill,.. 166 00:11:28,161 --> 00:11:30,267 there are 8 billion stories in the naked city. 167 00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:32,386 Not all of them revolve around you. 168 00:11:32,486 --> 00:11:34,533 Come on. Don't hold back, ma. That's cream corn. 169 00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,904 Look at that stuff. One more. Come on. That's delicious. 170 00:11:37,149 --> 00:11:38,705 Can't beat it with a stick. Thank you. 171 00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:39,555 Yeah, warm me up. 172 00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:41,698 It's great to be home, ma, I gotta tell you. 173 00:11:42,587 --> 00:11:45,718 - I miss this little piece of heaven. - Yeah. I missed you, ma. 174 00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:48,505 I missed you boys too. 175 00:11:49,392 --> 00:11:51,575 You know what else I miss around here? 176 00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:54,042 I miss all the creature comforts we used to have 177 00:11:54,111 --> 00:11:55,755 when you boys were around... 178 00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:59,311 VCRs, big-screen TVs. 179 00:11:59,361 --> 00:12:00,933 - You remember? - Yeah. 180 00:12:01,536 --> 00:12:03,824 Boy, you could hardly move in here. 181 00:12:05,149 --> 00:12:08,611 Hardly move! Big-screen TV! 182 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:12,009 Yeah, I wonder who misses them more - you or the original owners. 183 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:13,499 Aw, baloney. 184 00:12:14,161 --> 00:12:15,899 Are you sayin' that stuff was stolen? 185 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,374 No, Ma. Dave and Alvin would never steal anything. They're saints. 186 00:12:19,749 --> 00:12:21,780 That car wash robbed itself. 187 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,642 We were at the park all day. 188 00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:27,036 They didn't have a shred of evidence, 'cept for our fingerprints. 189 00:12:29,223 --> 00:12:30,391 What's this? 190 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:35,411 You don't wanna read that, ma. That's a real heartbreaker. 191 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,567 Yeah, ma. That's wicked bad. 192 00:12:38,605 --> 00:12:43,674 "Dear Dave and Alvin. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter. 193 00:12:44,436 --> 00:12:48,074 "As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here. 194 00:12:48,674 --> 00:12:50,049 "I'm gettin' old,.. 195 00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:53,917 "and I can't stand the thought of another Christmas... 196 00:12:56,394 --> 00:12:58,795 "going by without seeing her. 197 00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:01,817 "Her name is Sarah, 198 00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:05,911 "and she's the only thing in the world that means anything... 199 00:13:07,355 --> 00:13:08,399 "to me. 200 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:10,399 "I know I'm askin' a lot, 201 00:13:10,462 --> 00:13:14,581 "but I would like for you to look her up in that town I mentioned to you, 202 00:13:15,524 --> 00:13:17,832 "Paradise, Pennsylvania, 203 00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:21,501 "and beg her to come see me. 204 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:30,809 "I know bein' on parole, you're not supposed to leave the state. 205 00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:35,280 "but you two bastards owe me for all the shit I've done for you, 206 00:13:35,394 --> 00:13:40,105 "and if you don't do it, I promise I will somehow escape from this place, 207 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:43,336 "track you down like dogs, 208 00:13:43,899 --> 00:13:47,686 "rip off your heads and shit down your throats. 209 00:13:48,930 --> 00:13:51,642 "All my love this holiday season, 210 00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:54,192 Vic Mazzucci." 211 00:13:55,186 --> 00:13:57,447 Bravo. Oh, come on! 212 00:13:57,515 --> 00:13:59,186 I gotta get out of this loony bin. 213 00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,355 How can you ignore a man like this? 214 00:14:02,761 --> 00:14:06,717 Ma, I'm sure he's the nicest killer on "C" block, but I really got to get to work. 215 00:14:08,836 --> 00:14:10,324 Look, has anybody seen my wallet? 216 00:14:10,692 --> 00:14:12,755 If your head wasn't screwed on... 217 00:14:12,974 --> 00:14:14,717 Fine. I'm leaving. 218 00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:16,411 Good evening. 219 00:14:16,536 --> 00:14:19,187 May I assist you with your specials tonight? 220 00:14:19,811 --> 00:14:23,036 - Yes, waiter. - Actually, I'm the, uh, the manager. 221 00:14:23,692 --> 00:14:25,754 - What exactly is in the bouillabaisse? - I'll call you back. 222 00:14:25,836 --> 00:14:27,492 Well, it's a variety of things, actually. 223 00:14:27,623 --> 00:14:31,326 It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika... 224 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:34,336 Hey! Is my brother doin' a great job? 225 00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:36,199 Oh, we're very proud of him. 226 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,817 Would you please, uh... would you please excuse me for a moment? 227 00:14:41,692 --> 00:14:43,717 - What are you doing here? - I'm here to save your life! 228 00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,112 You gotta get out of here. This is where I work. 229 00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:46,587 - Yeah, but... - This is where I work. 230 00:14:46,649 --> 00:14:48,849 Do not come down here and screw things up, okay? 231 00:14:48,969 --> 00:14:50,423 Whatever it is, we'll talk about it at home. 232 00:14:50,446 --> 00:14:52,655 You don't understand. You can't go home!.. 233 00:14:53,974 --> 00:14:55,949 Holy shit! They're here already. 234 00:14:57,152 --> 00:14:59,689 Well, Bill, we gotta give these cops one thing - they're efficient. 235 00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:01,783 - What are you talking about? - Your wallet! 236 00:15:02,812 --> 00:15:05,802 You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. 237 00:15:05,858 --> 00:15:06,979 The cops were at the house. 238 00:15:07,010 --> 00:15:08,822 - They're askin' ma questions. - Cops... Did ma... 239 00:15:08,872 --> 00:15:11,491 That's right! I'm here to rescue you. Just calm down! 240 00:15:11,691 --> 00:15:13,019 Me and Alvin borrowed a car. 241 00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:13,803 - Okay. - Let's go. 242 00:15:15,288 --> 00:15:17,482 Hey! Come on! Let's go! 243 00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:20,483 - Come on! Run! - Hurry up! 244 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,853 Let's get outta here! 245 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,549 I can't tell you how sorry I am. 246 00:15:38,631 --> 00:15:40,650 What's going on at the house? Yeah. 247 00:15:42,937 --> 00:15:44,954 What? You're kiddin'! 248 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,619 Oh, no. You think we should stay out of New York altogether? 249 00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,275 Ma, it's Christmas Eve, and we're... 250 00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,206 Yeah, well, we're in New Jersey now. 251 00:15:55,144 --> 00:15:56,637 That's not far enough away? 252 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,143 Yeah, but, ma, we want to come home. It's Chri... 253 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,541 Yeah, but we... 254 00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:04,799 All right. 255 00:16:05,487 --> 00:16:07,081 All right. Yeah, I'll tell him. 256 00:16:07,556 --> 00:16:09,876 Yeah. I love you too. All right. 257 00:16:12,869 --> 00:16:14,062 Here, Bill. I got you this. 258 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,006 Something to read. 259 00:16:17,174 --> 00:16:18,794 Take your mind off of things. 260 00:16:20,619 --> 00:16:23,670 Can I play some... Hm? 261 00:16:24,162 --> 00:16:25,481 Listen, I got more bad news. 262 00:16:25,669 --> 00:16:28,662 Ma says the cops are at the house. They're just drivin' her nuts. 263 00:16:28,746 --> 00:16:31,656 Maybe we can go to Pennsylvania, 264 00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:34,600 and Alvin and I could do that favor for our friend and his daughter. 265 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,640 What I'd like to do... 266 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,002 is go back home. 267 00:16:41,237 --> 00:16:42,262 You know, Bill,.. 268 00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,506 maybe if we did something for somebody else, 269 00:16:44,556 --> 00:16:47,324 it'd have a way of coming back around for us. 270 00:16:49,387 --> 00:16:50,824 You set me up. 271 00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:53,105 - What? - Is this, uh... 272 00:16:53,299 --> 00:16:55,694 Is this one of your elaborate schemes? 273 00:16:56,618 --> 00:16:57,758 Oh, no! Come on. 274 00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,743 - Now, would I do that to you? - Dave... 275 00:17:01,664 --> 00:17:03,383 I know how your mind works. 276 00:17:04,639 --> 00:17:07,401 You know exactly what you're doin'... 277 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,805 and the whole time... 278 00:17:10,055 --> 00:17:12,024 you stand there... 279 00:17:12,795 --> 00:17:14,601 with this "Who, me?"... 280 00:17:15,051 --> 00:17:16,724 expression... 281 00:17:17,091 --> 00:17:19,258 on your face! 282 00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:23,656 You're doing it right now. 283 00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:28,725 All right. Get in the car. Just get in the car. 284 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,496 Alvin, is it me? 285 00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:35,331 Move! 286 00:17:59,694 --> 00:18:00,992 Look, guys... 287 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,750 I'm a sport. I'm here. You know, and so... 288 00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:07,150 Do me a favor... 289 00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:09,731 Let's try to keep this as inconspicuous, 290 00:18:09,768 --> 00:18:11,287 - ...as possible. - Oh, absolutely. 291 00:18:26,779 --> 00:18:27,995 Timmy! 292 00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:32,289 Merlin, are you okay? 293 00:18:33,289 --> 00:18:36,900 - Easy, Merlin. Easy. Easy. - Very nice, very nice. Another cop. 294 00:18:36,968 --> 00:18:40,270 All right. Let me through there. Timmy, what happened? 295 00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:42,433 - I fell, dad. - Are you hurt? 296 00:18:42,569 --> 00:18:45,664 I'm all right, dad. How about Merlin? 297 00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:48,582 - Merlin's fine. Merlin's fine. - Hey, I'm real sorry, you know. 298 00:18:48,651 --> 00:18:50,904 It's just that, uh, he rode right out in front of us. 299 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,464 I didn't know what to do. 300 00:18:52,577 --> 00:18:55,033 - Is he retarded? - Yeah. 301 00:18:55,838 --> 00:18:57,164 Come here a second. 302 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:00,245 Look... 303 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,632 My boy's a little slow. You understand? 304 00:19:04,674 --> 00:19:06,875 - I'm sure it wasn't your fault. - Anybody hurt? 305 00:19:06,943 --> 00:19:09,211 - No. Everybody's fine, Father Gorenzel. - Oh, good. 306 00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:11,249 That'd be no way to start Christmas Eve. 307 00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:12,549 Heh! Right! 308 00:19:12,639 --> 00:19:15,924 All right. Back up, everybody. Just go on with your business, please. 309 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:17,743 There's nothing here to watch anymore. Thanks. 310 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,776 Thanks very much. Thank you. 311 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,013 I'm sorry for the inconvenience, boys. 312 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,445 Is there anything I can do to help you? 313 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,464 I... No, I don't think so. 314 00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,289 What are you here for, the winter-fest? 315 00:19:28,347 --> 00:19:31,499 Yeah, that and we're looking for a Sarah Mazzucci. 316 00:19:32,645 --> 00:19:33,545 Mazzucci? 317 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:36,889 I don't think there's anybody by the name of Sarah Mazzucci in this town. 318 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,030 As a matter of fact, the only Sarah I know is a... 319 00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:40,389 Sarah Collins. 320 00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:42,758 - She works right there. - Where? 321 00:19:43,776 --> 00:19:44,870 Right there! 322 00:19:47,226 --> 00:19:48,633 The town bank. 323 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,545 - Imagine that. - Yeah. Imagine that. 324 00:19:51,696 --> 00:19:55,046 Well, if you get your car out of the way, we'll get the traffic movin'. 325 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:56,333 See ya later. Thank you. 326 00:19:57,808 --> 00:20:01,101 - Well, let's go check it out. - He just said her name was Collins. 327 00:20:01,589 --> 00:20:03,189 Maybe she got married. 328 00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:21,339 ♪ Do you see what I see ♪ ♪ Do you see what I see ♪ 329 00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:24,458 ♪ Way up in the sky little lamb ♪ Honey, you have to sign this. 330 00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:31,151 Where could she be? Where could she be? 331 00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:54,750 ♪ Do you know what I know ♪ ♪ What I know what I know ♪ 332 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:59,220 ♪ In your palace warm mighty king ♪ 333 00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:04,187 ♪ Do you know what I know ♪ ♪ What I know what I know ♪ 334 00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:08,506 ♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪ 335 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,637 ♪ Let us bring him silver and gold ♪ 336 00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:15,662 ♪ Let us bring him silver and gold ♪ 337 00:21:15,915 --> 00:21:18,333 Wait a minute. Hold up. Excuse me. 338 00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,733 Those are for the children. 339 00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:25,339 And the sign says "take a pen," not "take all the pens." 340 00:21:26,214 --> 00:21:28,114 - Can I have 'em back? - The pen... it said, "take"... 341 00:21:28,262 --> 00:21:29,526 Come on. 342 00:21:30,881 --> 00:21:33,545 - It said on the sign... - All of them. All of them. 343 00:21:34,514 --> 00:21:37,870 - Give 'em up. - It said... it said... 344 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,107 Are you all right? 345 00:21:44,414 --> 00:21:47,270 Okay. Okay. 346 00:21:48,426 --> 00:21:49,635 Sarah, honey. 347 00:21:50,029 --> 00:21:51,279 All the pens are gone. 348 00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,167 Yeah, I know. I have them right here, Mr. Anderson. 349 00:21:53,168 --> 00:21:53,900 If you say so. 350 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:56,886 New customer? 351 00:22:00,461 --> 00:22:01,361 Sarah? 352 00:22:03,342 --> 00:22:05,930 - Sarah Collins? - Yeah? 353 00:22:06,105 --> 00:22:07,214 Are you married? 354 00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:10,714 - Why? Are you gonna propose? - Yes. 355 00:22:13,478 --> 00:22:14,739 Do I know you? 356 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:17,812 No. I'm Bill. 357 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,189 I apologize for my brother. He's, uh... 358 00:22:24,114 --> 00:22:25,614 ...mentally retarded. 359 00:22:25,898 --> 00:22:27,920 You know, he's a... a diabetic, 360 00:22:28,526 --> 00:22:31,226 and we were afraid he was gonna go into insulin shock. 361 00:22:32,689 --> 00:22:34,739 I said, "Hey, why don't you go and find yourself... 362 00:22:35,576 --> 00:22:37,504 something sweet?" 363 00:22:39,595 --> 00:22:42,020 - It was nice meeting you. - Yes. It was nice meeting you. 364 00:22:42,051 --> 00:22:44,276 Nice meeting you. Very nice, Sarah. 365 00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:50,864 Wrong Sarah? 366 00:22:51,149 --> 00:22:54,651 Well, I guess that just depends on how you look at it, doesn't it? 367 00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,345 Yeah. 368 00:22:56,945 --> 00:22:57,976 Hey, Bill! 369 00:22:59,189 --> 00:23:01,608 Don't you just love this old, classic architecture? 370 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:03,692 Forget it. 371 00:23:04,095 --> 00:23:07,489 - Forget what? - I got eyes. I know you. 372 00:23:07,695 --> 00:23:08,564 Forget it. 373 00:23:08,717 --> 00:23:12,420 One, I ain't doin' it, no matter how good it looks. 374 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:16,136 And two, there's no money in the vault. 375 00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:30,051 - And what have we here? - $275,000. 376 00:23:31,139 --> 00:23:33,464 Would you mind signing here, Mr. Anderson? 377 00:23:35,433 --> 00:23:36,103 You all right? 378 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:37,858 See you, boys. 379 00:23:37,908 --> 00:23:39,089 Alvin, come on. 380 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,045 - Merry Christmas. - Good night, sir. 381 00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:45,220 Where the hell are we going in such a hurry? 382 00:23:45,283 --> 00:23:47,413 It doesn't matter. Just get us out of here. 383 00:23:47,664 --> 00:23:48,774 What's the matter? 384 00:23:49,564 --> 00:23:51,339 - What's the matter? - Yeah. 385 00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:55,553 I'm telling you, if I had a gun on me right now, 386 00:23:55,621 --> 00:23:58,722 I'd go in that bank and take that place over. 387 00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:02,526 Say, Bill. 388 00:24:03,395 --> 00:24:07,280 Would you be terribly upset with me if I were to tell you... 389 00:24:07,514 --> 00:24:10,591 that there may possibly be guns... 390 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:14,658 - ...in the trunk? - Alvin, pull the car over. 391 00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:15,826 - What? - Pull it over! 392 00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:18,190 All right, all right, all right! Easy! 393 00:24:27,396 --> 00:24:29,001 All right. Get out of the car. 394 00:24:32,303 --> 00:24:33,501 Come on. 395 00:24:36,432 --> 00:24:37,951 - Get out. - All right, all right. 396 00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:42,308 What is your problem? 397 00:24:44,126 --> 00:24:46,195 There's guns in the trunk, and I got a problem? 398 00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:49,729 - Hey, I borrowed the car from fast Eddie. - Who the hell is fast Eddie? 399 00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:53,140 Fast Eddie, the guy... he runs... he owns the gun shop on Morris park Avenue. 400 00:24:53,273 --> 00:24:56,554 Oh, terrific! So chances are, there's an arsenal back there. 401 00:24:56,818 --> 00:24:59,928 There's probably a couple of shotguns and a couple .45s. 402 00:25:00,755 --> 00:25:03,674 But you haven't actually seen these guns, have you, Dave. 403 00:25:04,162 --> 00:25:07,714 - No. No, just an assumption. - No, we haven't seen... 404 00:25:09,418 --> 00:25:11,887 Oh, my God! Guns! 405 00:25:14,176 --> 00:25:15,937 Big surprise, huh? 406 00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,633 Which way do you think the mouse is headed? 407 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,547 Start with the cheese and move backwards. 408 00:26:33,503 --> 00:26:34,549 You idiot! 409 00:26:34,857 --> 00:26:36,493 We're about to rob a bank, and you're gonna get us 410 00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:39,186 - ...pinched for stealin' hats? - Oh, hey, I'm sorry. 411 00:26:39,868 --> 00:26:40,787 What? 412 00:26:41,993 --> 00:26:44,304 I was... I was... 413 00:26:45,981 --> 00:26:48,936 - I was... - You gotta be kidding me? 414 00:26:49,161 --> 00:26:50,176 What are you doing? 415 00:26:50,605 --> 00:26:53,217 Hmm. What? 416 00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:54,999 I can't even... 417 00:27:08,144 --> 00:27:10,896 Oh, and, uh, however much these cost. 418 00:27:19,117 --> 00:27:21,874 Would you quit hoverin' 'round me like bad news? 419 00:27:22,762 --> 00:27:25,780 - What do you want me to do? - Bag this stuff. 420 00:27:27,386 --> 00:27:28,124 All of it? 421 00:27:29,117 --> 00:27:32,424 No. Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to. 422 00:27:34,092 --> 00:27:36,973 Oh, Christ on a crooked crutch! Get out of the way! 423 00:27:39,155 --> 00:27:41,624 You boys here for the winterfest? 424 00:27:42,055 --> 00:27:44,786 No, we're just... we're just passin' through. 425 00:27:46,174 --> 00:27:47,324 Just passin' through? 426 00:27:47,824 --> 00:27:49,592 Just passin' through! 427 00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:51,366 Passin'. 428 00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:14,911 - What? - Don't shut it off. 429 00:28:15,374 --> 00:28:17,443 We won't have time to hot-wire it again. 430 00:28:17,519 --> 00:28:21,318 Bill, you do what you do, and I do what I do. 431 00:28:22,323 --> 00:28:24,474 That enhances my sense of security. 432 00:28:29,757 --> 00:28:31,001 All right. 433 00:28:32,057 --> 00:28:33,863 All right. Let's do it! 434 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:48,170 All right! This is a goddamn robbery! 435 00:28:48,232 --> 00:28:50,207 - Do not move! - Get your hands up now! 436 00:28:50,609 --> 00:28:51,352 Do not move! 437 00:28:51,427 --> 00:28:53,382 - Get 'em up! - Get away from that phone! 438 00:28:53,738 --> 00:28:56,626 - Get 'em up! - Who is talking? 439 00:28:57,363 --> 00:28:58,807 Who is talking? 440 00:29:00,563 --> 00:29:01,882 Do you boys really, um... 441 00:29:02,164 --> 00:29:03,776 Do you boys really want to do this? 442 00:29:03,907 --> 00:29:05,695 - Do what? - Wha... um... 443 00:29:08,214 --> 00:29:10,616 You know... rob the bank. 444 00:29:10,734 --> 00:29:11,828 Absolutely! 445 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,097 We have thought this over, and this is the thing to do! 446 00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:16,111 Keep 'em up! 447 00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:20,018 But-but on-on Christmas Eve? I... eh-eh... 448 00:29:20,054 --> 00:29:22,409 It doesn't seem right, don't you think? 449 00:29:23,290 --> 00:29:25,571 You're going to ruin the winterfest. 450 00:29:28,284 --> 00:29:29,453 The winterfest? 451 00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:30,978 I have a gun... 452 00:29:31,384 --> 00:29:33,609 And you're talkin' about the winterfest? 453 00:29:34,590 --> 00:29:36,640 Well, who are you? 454 00:29:37,290 --> 00:29:40,861 - I'm married to Mr. Anderson... - Ooh, lucky him. 455 00:29:41,115 --> 00:29:43,084 The president of the bank. 456 00:29:44,328 --> 00:29:47,878 I... eh... the bank vault is closed right now. 457 00:29:48,628 --> 00:29:49,443 It's locked. 458 00:29:49,619 --> 00:29:51,138 It... It's locked? 459 00:29:51,569 --> 00:29:53,394 All right! Who's got the key? Raise your hand! 460 00:29:53,887 --> 00:29:55,115 Rai... 461 00:29:56,643 --> 00:29:58,094 All right. Lower your hands. 462 00:29:58,684 --> 00:30:00,851 Who's got a key? Raise your hand. 463 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:03,107 You got... no? 464 00:30:04,151 --> 00:30:06,369 - All raise your hands. - Key! Key! 465 00:30:06,626 --> 00:30:09,413 All right, you fashion queen. Who's got the key? 466 00:30:09,462 --> 00:30:13,519 - My husband is the only one with the key. - Ke-e-ey! Key! 467 00:30:13,575 --> 00:30:17,018 My husband is the only one with a key, 468 00:30:17,087 --> 00:30:19,274 and I'm afraid he's out to lunch right now. 469 00:30:19,569 --> 00:30:22,663 - Well, when's he get back? - Oh, about, um... 470 00:30:24,101 --> 00:30:26,438 - ...45 minutes. - Okay! Nobody move! 471 00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,257 Keep your hands up! Stay away from the phones! 472 00:30:31,572 --> 00:30:33,575 Forty-five minutes ain't bad. 473 00:30:34,425 --> 00:30:35,938 You need a lobotomy. 474 00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:39,663 Don't get nasty with me. It was just a suggestion. 475 00:30:41,957 --> 00:30:44,161 I'm gonna get ya. I'm comin' at ya. 476 00:30:44,484 --> 00:30:45,661 Mrs. Anderson. 477 00:30:51,849 --> 00:30:54,518 - And gotcha! - I'm coming, I'm coming. 478 00:30:54,775 --> 00:30:56,977 I'm coming, I'm coming... 479 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,281 Keep 'em up! 480 00:30:59,999 --> 00:31:01,262 Where are you going? 481 00:31:01,543 --> 00:31:04,431 - I'm going with you to get the key. - No! You stay here! 482 00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,631 Don't you two fall in love. 483 00:31:09,537 --> 00:31:11,315 You heard him! I'm staying here! 484 00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:14,957 ♪ You do what you do ♪ ♪ And I do what I do ♪ 485 00:31:15,025 --> 00:31:17,976 ♪ You do what you do, ♪ ♪ And I do what I do. ♪ 486 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:21,079 Over there in the... in the coffee shop. 487 00:31:21,147 --> 00:31:24,182 ♪ I'm Alvin and you're Bill ♪ 488 00:31:25,315 --> 00:31:28,009 Huh? What? What? 489 00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,934 Hey. Hey, what's goin' on? We done yet? 'Cause I'm starvin'. 490 00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:34,249 Vault's locked. Gotta get a key. 491 00:31:34,409 --> 00:31:36,330 Bank president's in there having lunch. Let's go. 492 00:31:36,754 --> 00:31:37,797 Oh, lunch. Good! 493 00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:42,254 Everybody, nothin's gonna happen. Keep your hands up and relax. 494 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:46,300 What are you lookin' at? 495 00:31:46,661 --> 00:31:49,813 Look, let's sing a song. All right? It's Christmas. 496 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:57,794 - Where is he? - That's him in the back. 497 00:32:00,222 --> 00:32:02,259 ♪ Oh, you can't get to heaven ♪ 498 00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:05,347 Come on! ♪ Oh, you can't get to heaven ♪ 499 00:32:05,392 --> 00:32:08,484 ♪ If you don't hold still ♪ ♪ If you don't hold still ♪ 500 00:32:08,527 --> 00:32:12,034 ♪ 'Cause if you move ♪ ♪ 'Cause if you move ♪ 501 00:32:12,115 --> 00:32:16,376 ♪ You're gonna get killed ♪ That's right. Feel better? 502 00:32:20,447 --> 00:32:22,415 Sorry. I'm sorry. 503 00:32:22,766 --> 00:32:24,853 Mr. Anderson? 504 00:32:25,692 --> 00:32:28,223 I'll bring him over to the house if it's all right with you. 505 00:32:28,273 --> 00:32:29,292 That would be nice. 506 00:32:29,328 --> 00:32:31,662 Has he got a friend he wants to bring? 507 00:32:35,026 --> 00:32:38,003 Nobody move, goddamn it! This is a robbery! 508 00:32:38,092 --> 00:32:41,394 It's a robbery! It's a robbery! It's a robbery! 509 00:32:45,372 --> 00:32:47,572 Where are you going? 510 00:32:48,703 --> 00:32:51,322 It... it's a robbery. 511 00:32:51,652 --> 00:32:55,090 I'm going to get you money out of the cash register. 512 00:32:55,259 --> 00:32:56,840 I'm robbing the bank! 513 00:32:58,746 --> 00:33:01,932 Well, the bank... is across the street. 514 00:33:02,765 --> 00:33:05,103 I know the bank is across the street. 515 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,303 I need to get Mr. Anderson over there to open up the vault! 516 00:33:08,915 --> 00:33:10,441 Could you hold this for a second? 517 00:33:10,670 --> 00:33:12,260 Could ya? Thank you so much. 518 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:15,485 All right. That looks tasty. A little salt never hurt. 519 00:33:15,878 --> 00:33:18,128 - Yum, yum. - What are you doing? 520 00:33:18,516 --> 00:33:20,760 - I'm eatin' scrapple. - Don't touch any of that! 521 00:33:20,785 --> 00:33:22,921 - We're gettin' out of here! - It's got scallions. 522 00:33:23,354 --> 00:33:24,342 Get your hands up! 523 00:33:28,315 --> 00:33:31,882 Well, well. Somebody got their Christmas bonus early, huh? 524 00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:33,582 What do you think he did? Drink it? 525 00:33:34,694 --> 00:33:36,988 Hey, you're not gonna leave all these people here, are ya? 526 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:40,601 I mean, any one of them will call the cops the second we're outta here. 527 00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:52,950 And breathe... 528 00:33:53,693 --> 00:33:55,552 and let it out. 529 00:33:55,841 --> 00:33:56,913 Good, good. 530 00:33:57,007 --> 00:33:59,272 It's just your basic yoga. I learned it in prison. 531 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,651 It's good for tense situations like this robbery... 532 00:34:01,738 --> 00:34:04,169 or if you ever do go to prison, you're surrounded by 10 men. 533 00:34:04,288 --> 00:34:05,069 Helps to relax you. 534 00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:11,612 We're just gonna take the money, believe me. No one's gonna get hurt. 535 00:34:11,831 --> 00:34:12,950 We only want your cash. 536 00:34:13,023 --> 00:34:16,246 Move forward. Move forward. Go in. Move forward. 537 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:18,812 Everybody come in. Keep your hands up. 538 00:34:18,956 --> 00:34:20,381 Anybody who moves... 539 00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:23,456 will get shot, as will the person next to you. 540 00:34:23,919 --> 00:34:25,151 The two-for-one thing. 541 00:34:25,221 --> 00:34:27,565 I just got through relaxin' 'em. You're makin' 'em all panic. 542 00:34:27,596 --> 00:34:28,276 You stay here! 543 00:34:28,465 --> 00:34:29,969 - All right. Get in. - Open the door. 544 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:31,399 Just keep your hands up. 545 00:34:31,662 --> 00:34:35,237 So it's ground beef-cheese-scallion scrapple. 546 00:34:35,587 --> 00:34:36,757 Thanks a lot. 547 00:34:37,897 --> 00:34:40,707 All right. Come on. Let's go. Keep your hands up. Move. 548 00:34:42,488 --> 00:34:44,063 You bring the whole town? 549 00:34:45,056 --> 00:34:46,276 Move forward. 550 00:34:48,394 --> 00:34:50,906 - Go forward. There's plenty of space. - It's okay. 551 00:34:51,494 --> 00:34:52,587 - Move! - I'm mov... 552 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,581 Who here, this is their first robbery? Raise your hand. 553 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:59,312 - Back off! - Yeah, you? First one? 554 00:34:59,612 --> 00:35:02,271 Come on! Back off. Okay. Back away. Back away! 555 00:35:02,327 --> 00:35:03,268 All right, now. 556 00:35:03,393 --> 00:35:05,408 This is just a robbery. No one will get hurt. 557 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,283 For those of you just joining us, keep your hands up. 558 00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:10,452 We were doing a little yoga earlier. 559 00:35:10,796 --> 00:35:14,043 I see there's some people still shaking. Let's breathe in. 560 00:35:14,455 --> 00:35:15,418 It's gonna be all right. 561 00:35:15,444 --> 00:35:17,005 - And out. - Just stay out of their way. 562 00:35:19,707 --> 00:35:22,021 Anybody have to go to the bathroom? Raise your hand. 563 00:35:23,396 --> 00:35:24,939 Huh! Tough! 564 00:35:25,502 --> 00:35:27,302 We'll be done here very shortly. 565 00:35:28,365 --> 00:35:32,671 This is something you will be able to take home with you after this robbery... 566 00:35:33,058 --> 00:35:36,346 a little exercise, which it looks like some of you could use. All right? 567 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,802 So, let's breathe in. 568 00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:42,140 Breath in. Good. Hold it. And let it out. 569 00:35:42,752 --> 00:35:43,383 Good. 570 00:35:43,508 --> 00:35:45,445 And one more deep breath in. 571 00:35:45,996 --> 00:35:49,483 Everybody. And let it out. Good. 572 00:35:50,289 --> 00:35:51,564 What the hell did you do? 573 00:35:52,158 --> 00:35:54,225 Shit! All right, back away! 574 00:35:54,492 --> 00:35:56,240 Everyone, keep your hands up! 575 00:36:04,693 --> 00:36:07,542 I'm Alvin Firpo,.. officer. 576 00:36:07,635 --> 00:36:09,247 I was just here... 577 00:36:09,387 --> 00:36:12,049 waiting to see when the meter ran out. 578 00:36:17,101 --> 00:36:18,327 Where's he goin'? 579 00:36:26,423 --> 00:36:29,266 Aw, g'wan, ya sons of bitches! 580 00:36:29,426 --> 00:36:31,529 You want a piece of this? Come on! 581 00:36:32,379 --> 00:36:35,885 - Come on. Come on. - Kiss my ass. 582 00:36:36,247 --> 00:36:37,210 Damn! 583 00:36:37,815 --> 00:36:40,016 I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! 584 00:36:41,649 --> 00:36:43,969 - Holy skunk! - What? 585 00:36:44,213 --> 00:36:45,713 - Yeah, you! - Go! 586 00:36:49,339 --> 00:36:52,508 Hey! Alvin! 587 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,715 Is he gonna do it again? Is he gonna do it again? 588 00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:03,490 Well, didn't go out of your way, did ya? 589 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:05,096 You're here, ain't ya? 590 00:37:56,959 --> 00:37:58,003 What's that? 591 00:37:59,143 --> 00:38:02,049 Oh, shit. I still got the keys to the vault on me. 592 00:38:06,506 --> 00:38:07,859 Same time next year. 593 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:14,332 Hey, Mazzucci. 594 00:38:14,682 --> 00:38:16,245 Tell us about that bank you broke into. 595 00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:20,276 - I'm tired of tellin' that story. - Aw, Victor, come on. 596 00:38:20,338 --> 00:38:22,432 - All right, all right. - Tell it nice and slow. 597 00:38:22,488 --> 00:38:23,507 Okay. 598 00:38:24,282 --> 00:38:26,919 This bank... is like a beautiful orchard. 599 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,243 Only instead of fruit, there's money ripening on the vine. 600 00:38:30,306 --> 00:38:33,362 - It's just waiting to be picked. - I love the way he tells this story. 601 00:38:33,888 --> 00:38:37,425 No camera, and the security guard, he's older than water. 602 00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:41,265 - Oh, this can't be true! - Vic, what are we doin' in this joint? 603 00:38:42,801 --> 00:38:44,737 Ain't you worried about talkin' here? 604 00:38:45,053 --> 00:38:47,145 What if somebody beat ya to the punch? 605 00:38:47,213 --> 00:38:49,652 Are you crazy? Who's gonna double-cross him? 606 00:38:50,103 --> 00:38:52,465 He's buried more people than forest lawn! 607 00:38:55,838 --> 00:38:56,632 Hey Vic! 608 00:38:57,288 --> 00:38:59,736 You know that bank job you guys are always talking about? 609 00:38:59,819 --> 00:39:01,704 - Yeah. What about it? - Was it in Pennsylvania? 610 00:39:01,761 --> 00:39:02,944 - Yeah. - Paradise? 611 00:39:03,017 --> 00:39:05,086 - Yeah. Why? - It just got robbed. 612 00:39:05,211 --> 00:39:06,367 Came over the TV. 613 00:39:06,404 --> 00:39:09,160 Hey, Vic. Isn't that where your daughter Sarah works? 614 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:11,998 Do you think those Firpo brothers had anything to do with it? 615 00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:13,467 Those rat bastards. 616 00:39:15,729 --> 00:39:16,231 Vic? 617 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:32,250 Welcome to Paradise, gentlemen. 618 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:34,187 Agent Peyser, sir. 619 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:36,419 Right this way. 620 00:39:36,694 --> 00:39:38,225 I want agents at every roadblock. 621 00:39:38,293 --> 00:39:40,090 - I don't trust these local cops. - Okay. 622 00:39:40,106 --> 00:39:42,750 And I don't care what their story is. Everybody everywhere is a suspect. 623 00:39:42,769 --> 00:39:44,062 - You got it! - Got it. 624 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,506 - Hi. I'm chief Burnell. - Special agent Peyser. 625 00:39:48,556 --> 00:39:49,580 Yeah. This is my son. 626 00:39:50,261 --> 00:39:51,811 - He's deputy Timmy Burnell. - Okay. Okay. 627 00:39:51,999 --> 00:39:53,517 - Hi! - Hi. 628 00:39:54,681 --> 00:39:56,212 Move back, please. 629 00:39:58,481 --> 00:40:00,494 - Move it! - Move it. 630 00:40:02,183 --> 00:40:04,127 Well, the first thing I want to know, do you think... 631 00:40:04,156 --> 00:40:05,939 this bank was hit by locals or outsiders? 632 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:09,331 I can't really say, but we've never had a problem like this before. 633 00:40:09,462 --> 00:40:11,950 I can't really believe it would be anybody from town. 634 00:40:12,056 --> 00:40:13,928 Anybody suspicious around before the bank was robbed? 635 00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:15,897 - Oh, well... - Jesus Christ, Bernie. 636 00:40:15,941 --> 00:40:17,622 - What the hell's goin' on? - Hi, Ed. How ya doin'? 637 00:40:17,689 --> 00:40:20,020 I tell ya, this town is crawlin' with tourists. 638 00:40:20,057 --> 00:40:21,511 That's 'cause of our winterfest. 639 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,611 So your guess is probably as good as mine. 640 00:40:23,686 --> 00:40:25,861 But there was three guys in town this morning. 641 00:40:26,011 --> 00:40:28,058 Yeah. Nearly run over my kid. 642 00:40:28,336 --> 00:40:32,361 - I've never seen 'em before. - This way. Watch your step. 643 00:40:32,661 --> 00:40:34,199 It's right through here. 644 00:40:35,505 --> 00:40:38,251 - What kind of car was it? - Ah,.. an Infinity. 645 00:40:38,426 --> 00:40:39,645 Merry Christmas, gentlemen. 646 00:40:39,783 --> 00:40:42,501 - Merry Christmas. - The snow came down pretty hard and fast. 647 00:40:42,564 --> 00:40:45,533 - But hopefully they're still in the area. - Put out an APB on that car. 648 00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,285 - I've already done that. - Good. 649 00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:49,115 Well, with any luck, we ought to be able to... 650 00:40:49,352 --> 00:40:50,340 find 'em,.. 651 00:40:50,850 --> 00:40:52,488 especially if they're heading north. 652 00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:55,913 Alvin. 653 00:40:57,834 --> 00:40:58,940 What? 654 00:41:00,202 --> 00:41:01,702 Where are we headed? 655 00:41:05,161 --> 00:41:06,346 North. 656 00:41:07,802 --> 00:41:09,161 How do you know? 657 00:41:10,246 --> 00:41:12,365 I swear we passed that farmhouse before. 658 00:41:12,465 --> 00:41:13,295 What? Oh, no! 659 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,752 All those farm houses, they look alike. 660 00:41:15,784 --> 00:41:19,190 Alvin, if we're going around in circles, I'm gonna break your neck. 661 00:41:19,615 --> 00:41:22,334 I just did what the map said. I made four lefts. 662 00:41:22,783 --> 00:41:25,606 Four lefts is a circle, you idiot! 663 00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:27,415 Are you sure? 664 00:41:29,950 --> 00:41:33,647 - Oh, state trooper. Oh, shit! Shit! - All right! Relax, relax. 665 00:41:34,027 --> 00:41:36,402 - Don't make eye contact. - He's turning around. 666 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:40,359 We're just three guys drivin' down the road in a blizzard. That's all. 667 00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,557 Nothin' to get nervous about. All right? 668 00:41:48,355 --> 00:41:49,896 He's comin' after us. 669 00:41:52,258 --> 00:41:53,812 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Just relax. 670 00:41:53,837 --> 00:41:54,887 He's gaining on us. 671 00:41:55,894 --> 00:41:57,250 - Yes. What? - I see it. 672 00:41:57,475 --> 00:42:00,186 - He's gaining on us. - Who cares? Alvin, step on it! 673 00:42:00,253 --> 00:42:04,773 - I don't have any snow chains. - The cop is comin' after us. 674 00:42:04,841 --> 00:42:06,941 Are you out of your mind? Go! 675 00:42:08,473 --> 00:42:11,408 - Hurry up! - Just be cool. Lay back. 676 00:42:51,111 --> 00:42:51,992 That hurt! 677 00:42:54,830 --> 00:42:56,280 You all right? 678 00:42:58,224 --> 00:42:59,852 I didn't have snow chains. 679 00:43:00,149 --> 00:43:04,055 - You have no brain either. - Hey! You guys all right? 680 00:43:04,182 --> 00:43:05,223 Who the hell is that? 681 00:43:05,455 --> 00:43:07,408 You two shut up, and let me do the talking. 682 00:43:10,230 --> 00:43:13,194 - Wha... What happened? - Our car ran off the road. 683 00:43:13,269 --> 00:43:14,919 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 684 00:43:15,019 --> 00:43:17,525 Well, we're not dead, if that's what you mean, you... 685 00:43:17,556 --> 00:43:19,145 Didn't have snow chains! 686 00:43:19,245 --> 00:43:21,480 Look, you guys are gonna freeze out here. 687 00:43:21,522 --> 00:43:23,242 You better get in my car fast! 688 00:43:23,311 --> 00:43:25,614 - Can you take us to the interstate? - No! No! 689 00:43:25,677 --> 00:43:28,704 - The roads to the interstate are closed. - Can you take us anywhere? 690 00:43:28,867 --> 00:43:31,034 Look, you're gonna be singing at my aunt and uncle's pretty soon, 691 00:43:31,035 --> 00:43:33,246 so you may as well brush up here, okay? 692 00:43:33,790 --> 00:43:37,465 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 693 00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:40,854 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 694 00:43:41,246 --> 00:43:44,707 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 695 00:43:44,909 --> 00:43:48,144 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 696 00:43:48,463 --> 00:43:51,913 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 697 00:43:52,038 --> 00:43:55,033 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 698 00:43:55,444 --> 00:43:58,657 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 699 00:43:58,751 --> 00:44:03,340 ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪ 700 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:11,479 - Dick! - Uncle Cliff. 701 00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:16,584 - Oh, you okay? - I'm sorry. I just stubbed my toe. 702 00:44:16,882 --> 00:44:17,723 Oh, dear. 703 00:44:17,810 --> 00:44:19,560 I'm sorry it took me so long getting here. 704 00:44:19,625 --> 00:44:22,376 This is Bill, Dave and Alvin Firpo. 705 00:44:27,529 --> 00:44:28,510 Geez, Ed. 706 00:44:29,048 --> 00:44:31,685 Those were the guys that were in our store, aren't they? 707 00:44:32,967 --> 00:44:35,617 By God, Clovis, that's very observant of you. 708 00:44:36,898 --> 00:44:39,742 You know, it's a good thing they made us deputies, Clovis. 709 00:44:40,379 --> 00:44:42,492 Uncle Cliff, they had an accident up at Hastings 710 00:44:42,493 --> 00:44:44,629 - ...and I decided I'd bring them with me. - Oh, dear! 711 00:44:44,667 --> 00:44:45,623 Well, come on in. 712 00:44:45,785 --> 00:44:47,323 - I hope you don't mind. - Not at all. 713 00:44:47,385 --> 00:44:48,555 Come on in out of the cold. 714 00:44:48,610 --> 00:44:51,054 - Thank you. That's very kind. - Dick's here. He brought some guests. 715 00:44:51,104 --> 00:44:52,385 Merry Christmas. 716 00:44:52,578 --> 00:44:54,292 Think he'll remember us? 717 00:44:55,542 --> 00:44:57,779 - Hey, can I take your bag? - No! 718 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,442 This is Mrs. Anderson. 719 00:45:02,973 --> 00:45:05,848 These guys had an accident up the road. I decided to bring 'em over here. 720 00:45:07,869 --> 00:45:10,787 I remember you from the bank this morning. 721 00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:17,304 How do you mean? 722 00:45:19,088 --> 00:45:19,751 I'm sorry. 723 00:45:19,787 --> 00:45:22,207 I don't mean to come off like I'm interrogating you, 724 00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:23,063 but... 725 00:45:23,819 --> 00:45:25,717 the bank was robbed this afternoon... 726 00:45:26,001 --> 00:45:28,757 - ...by three men. - And on Christmas Eve? 727 00:45:29,830 --> 00:45:30,788 Well... 728 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,613 what's this world coming to?! 729 00:45:33,176 --> 00:45:35,663 Well, of course, I saw you talking with Sarah upstairs, 730 00:45:35,832 --> 00:45:37,488 so I knew you were all right. 731 00:45:39,976 --> 00:45:41,345 Upstairs? 732 00:45:42,132 --> 00:45:45,288 We call her Sarah upstairs. She rents a room from us. 733 00:45:45,982 --> 00:45:48,007 She's been here a couple of years now. 734 00:45:50,026 --> 00:45:50,788 That is... 735 00:45:51,738 --> 00:45:52,451 terrific. 736 00:45:52,632 --> 00:45:54,001 These poor gentlemen. 737 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:55,332 First they get run off the road, 738 00:45:55,351 --> 00:45:58,732 and now we're practically accusing them of being bank robbers. 739 00:45:58,816 --> 00:46:01,157 I think they've had enough excitement for one day. 740 00:46:01,209 --> 00:46:03,832 - Don't you? - You got that right, Mrs. A. 741 00:46:04,153 --> 00:46:06,747 Oh, Mrs... I like that!.. 742 00:46:07,263 --> 00:46:09,535 Oh, aunt Hetty, um, I'm sorry. I hope you don't mind. 743 00:46:09,651 --> 00:46:11,982 I told these gentlemen I could get 'em a change of clothes. 744 00:46:19,776 --> 00:46:21,468 No, no, no. Oh, no, er... 745 00:46:21,523 --> 00:46:23,693 - One for you. - Thank you. 746 00:46:25,293 --> 00:46:26,832 Look, you can't do this. 747 00:46:26,894 --> 00:46:28,807 These are from your wife, obviously. 748 00:46:29,628 --> 00:46:30,615 Yes, that's right. 749 00:46:30,715 --> 00:46:33,571 Now I'm giving them to you. Merry Christmas, boys. 750 00:46:34,421 --> 00:46:36,820 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 751 00:46:37,251 --> 00:46:38,913 Oh, my goodness, son. 752 00:46:39,013 --> 00:46:40,715 Your lip is bleeding. 753 00:46:40,887 --> 00:46:41,957 Oh, my God. 754 00:46:42,138 --> 00:46:44,538 - I must need some ointment or whatnot. - No, he's all right! 755 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,563 You right, do you got any... what do you call it... 756 00:46:46,607 --> 00:46:48,163 - ...ointment or somethin'? - No, he's all right. 757 00:46:48,604 --> 00:46:51,120 - We'll take care of him right away. - He's all right. 758 00:46:52,444 --> 00:46:54,794 - Don't be long. - I need ointment! 759 00:46:56,457 --> 00:46:57,138 What's in it? 760 00:46:57,776 --> 00:46:59,748 You'll have to open it to find out. 761 00:47:00,113 --> 00:47:01,345 Is it clothes? 762 00:47:03,057 --> 00:47:04,351 I hope they fit. 763 00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:08,163 - Sarah upstairs. - Sarah upstairs. 764 00:47:08,313 --> 00:47:10,269 I guess I should say Sarah downstairs. 765 00:47:10,782 --> 00:47:12,069 'Cause now I'm downstairs, yeah. 766 00:47:12,113 --> 00:47:14,194 - When you're upstairs, you're up. - And... 767 00:47:16,382 --> 00:47:17,995 So what are you doing here? 768 00:47:18,832 --> 00:47:20,107 It's another long and... 769 00:47:20,169 --> 00:47:22,258 miserable story that I'd rather not get into right now. 770 00:47:22,307 --> 00:47:24,620 There's a three-legged dog over there staring at me. 771 00:47:25,722 --> 00:47:28,614 That's Tripod. We named him Tripod. 772 00:47:29,982 --> 00:47:33,726 He was a stray, he was hit by a truck, and, you know, we took him in. 773 00:47:34,245 --> 00:47:36,058 Poor doggie. 774 00:47:37,195 --> 00:47:38,907 Oh, you know, you look... damp. 775 00:47:38,975 --> 00:47:40,013 You must be cold. 776 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:44,464 - Why don't you change, or... - Three on each side? Okay. 777 00:47:44,533 --> 00:47:46,946 You know, wash up a little. Get warm. 778 00:47:47,514 --> 00:47:51,233 With Interstate 95 being the only major road still open. 779 00:47:51,508 --> 00:47:54,903 The storm dumped 14 inches in Chicago before moving east. 780 00:47:54,970 --> 00:47:58,473 There have been seven deaths attributed to the weather so far. 781 00:47:58,764 --> 00:48:00,474 What are you watchin', Marla? 782 00:48:00,871 --> 00:48:02,089 Oh, just a little TV. 783 00:48:02,148 --> 00:48:04,267 A daring prison break at Long Island state prison in New York. 784 00:48:04,389 --> 00:48:09,277 Two inmates took advantage of what is being called the worst blizzard in 17 years, 785 00:48:09,546 --> 00:48:12,821 overpowering three guards and hijacking a laundry truck. 786 00:48:13,177 --> 00:48:15,754 An all-points bulletin has been issued... 787 00:48:16,173 --> 00:48:21,548 ♪ Hark, the herald angels sing ♪ ♪ Glory to that newborn king ♪ 788 00:48:21,629 --> 00:48:24,785 Oh ho! That's the spirit we need in this house! 789 00:48:25,442 --> 00:48:29,254 ♪ Hark, the Herald angels sing ♪ 790 00:48:29,317 --> 00:48:32,098 ♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪ ♪ Peace on earth ♪ 791 00:48:32,161 --> 00:48:36,160 ♪ And mercy mild ♪ ♪ I can't wait for that newborn... ♪ 792 00:48:36,217 --> 00:48:38,623 - What is wrong with you? - I'm just, you know, feelin' good. 793 00:48:38,692 --> 00:48:40,735 In fact, I'm feeling so good, I'm gonna call our ma. 794 00:48:40,829 --> 00:48:42,554 Hey Mrs. Anderson, can we call our mother? 795 00:48:43,392 --> 00:48:45,463 Certainly, dear. It's in the hall. 796 00:48:45,729 --> 00:48:47,751 Okay, okay. Bill, come on. Let's call her. 797 00:48:48,013 --> 00:48:49,274 I'm dying to hear from her. 798 00:48:50,613 --> 00:48:52,176 What the hell's the matter with you? 799 00:48:52,234 --> 00:48:54,900 Singing at the top of your lungs, jumping around like Fred Astaire! 800 00:48:55,617 --> 00:48:57,851 I got carried away by the Christmas spirit. 801 00:48:58,462 --> 00:49:00,987 I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat like you, Bill. 802 00:49:05,294 --> 00:49:07,294 You are really getting paranoid. 803 00:49:10,443 --> 00:49:11,743 - Hello, Ma? - Dave? 804 00:49:15,049 --> 00:49:16,093 If you don't give me that money, 805 00:49:16,118 --> 00:49:17,843 I'm gonna throw your mother out the window! 806 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:19,643 I don't think she can fly, can she? 807 00:49:19,743 --> 00:49:21,531 Oh, no, no, no. 808 00:49:21,562 --> 00:49:24,087 Flying would be out of the question, especially in this weather. 809 00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:26,568 - What's the problem? - She wants to fly down here. 810 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:30,075 - Did you rob that bank? - Ah! What an imagination! 811 00:49:30,621 --> 00:49:32,301 - Let me talk to her. - Wait... wait a sec. 812 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:34,627 No, no no. You know what she's like when she gets this way. 813 00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:36,508 - She's mad at you. - She's mad at me? 814 00:49:36,577 --> 00:49:39,584 - Yeah. Let me take care of it. - Where are you, goddamn it? 815 00:49:39,808 --> 00:49:41,676 Your mother said you went to Pennsylvania. 816 00:49:41,789 --> 00:49:43,867 You got snowed in, didn't you, you dumb bastard? 817 00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:45,565 Don't you call me... Now, you listen to me... 818 00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:46,503 - Alright. - Wait a sec. 819 00:49:46,772 --> 00:49:48,795 Now, ma, now, you listen to me. 820 00:49:48,850 --> 00:49:51,383 Now, do us both a favor. Don't do anything you'll regret. 821 00:49:51,464 --> 00:49:53,635 When the road clears, we'll come down. 822 00:49:54,641 --> 00:49:55,960 We're not gonna hurt her, 823 00:49:56,054 --> 00:49:57,560 as long as you do the right thing. 824 00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:59,541 All right, all right. Love you too. 825 00:50:02,091 --> 00:50:05,591 - Oh, did you want to talk to her? - Yes, I wanted to talk to her! 826 00:50:05,712 --> 00:50:07,701 I'm takin' some cranberry sauce. It's Christmas. 827 00:50:08,131 --> 00:50:09,393 What did that idiot say to ya? 828 00:50:10,393 --> 00:50:11,218 He said he loved me. 829 00:50:12,749 --> 00:50:14,666 That is right. I thought so too. 830 00:50:15,629 --> 00:50:17,547 She is a funny lady. How you guys doin'? 831 00:50:17,822 --> 00:50:18,791 You know what? 832 00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:20,741 They got some kinda feast out there, I'm tellin' ya. 833 00:50:20,779 --> 00:50:23,510 - Wait till you see the giblet gravy. - No, Alvin. 834 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,010 We're going to be eating giblets 835 00:50:25,097 --> 00:50:26,639 in Attica if we don't get out of here. 836 00:50:26,914 --> 00:50:27,729 Boys! 837 00:50:27,954 --> 00:50:29,895 Boys, the dinner will be ready in 10 minutes. 838 00:50:29,975 --> 00:50:32,933 - You better go take your showers. - You got it, Mrs. A. 839 00:50:33,477 --> 00:50:34,214 Mrs. A! 840 00:50:36,308 --> 00:50:37,172 Oh, Mrs. A? 841 00:50:37,460 --> 00:50:38,852 Somethin' smells good. 842 00:50:39,489 --> 00:50:42,689 Nothin' better than that smell in the whole, wide world. 843 00:50:43,379 --> 00:50:45,767 - It does smell good. - Yeah. It smells good. 844 00:50:45,961 --> 00:50:48,029 We got the beginnings of a real situation here. 845 00:50:48,748 --> 00:50:51,886 I just robbed these people. I don't want to get to know them. 846 00:50:52,598 --> 00:50:53,642 Clove... 847 00:50:55,336 --> 00:50:57,104 I sense a conspiracy here. 848 00:50:58,611 --> 00:51:00,823 - Let's radio the feds. - Hey... 849 00:51:02,104 --> 00:51:03,111 Clovis... 850 00:51:04,198 --> 00:51:05,804 You know what you are? 851 00:51:07,229 --> 00:51:08,236 What? 852 00:51:09,392 --> 00:51:11,101 - An alarmist. - I am? 853 00:51:11,317 --> 00:51:12,285 Yes, you are. 854 00:51:13,085 --> 00:51:14,529 And that's not a good thing to be. 855 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:16,211 - It's not? - No, it's not, 856 00:51:18,517 --> 00:51:20,454 Especially when all this money's at stake. 857 00:51:22,161 --> 00:51:23,261 Bill, would you, uh... 858 00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,648 Would you please pass me the giblet gravy? 859 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:30,002 Thank you. 860 00:51:30,317 --> 00:51:32,361 Oh. There's some scallions in there. 861 00:51:33,854 --> 00:51:36,123 You know, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson, 862 00:51:36,436 --> 00:51:39,604 I wanted to say my appreciation for your hospitableness. 863 00:51:39,904 --> 00:51:41,592 'Cause I love these giblets. Look at that. 864 00:51:42,679 --> 00:51:44,980 Scallions too. But anyway, 865 00:51:45,148 --> 00:51:47,829 I just certainly hope we haven't exposed ourselves upon you. 866 00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:49,873 No, no. Not at all. 867 00:51:49,929 --> 00:51:53,229 No, you know, It's been a nice diversion having you three with us. 868 00:51:54,086 --> 00:51:57,319 Otherwise, we'd just be sitting around, talking about that terrible robbery. 869 00:51:58,917 --> 00:52:01,461 Mr. Anderson, if you don't mind my asking, 870 00:52:02,145 --> 00:52:04,446 Exactly how much was taken? 871 00:52:05,017 --> 00:52:08,636 No. They just said they don't want to talk about it, Dave. 872 00:52:09,217 --> 00:52:10,319 Well,.. 873 00:52:11,268 --> 00:52:14,116 $275,000. 874 00:52:15,648 --> 00:52:18,607 See, I heard that banks always claim, uh, 875 00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:21,161 that more was stolen... 876 00:52:21,245 --> 00:52:24,798 than actually was, so they could claim double... 877 00:52:25,291 --> 00:52:26,417 on the insurance. 878 00:52:27,086 --> 00:52:28,892 Only a crook would do a thing like that. 879 00:52:28,998 --> 00:52:31,767 That would make me no different from the people who robbed me. 880 00:52:42,288 --> 00:52:44,844 Yeah, but what about puttin' all the people to work? 881 00:52:44,919 --> 00:52:47,463 You know, 'cause you have to have all that extra security and everything. 882 00:52:48,113 --> 00:52:51,888 In fact, I heard that bank robberies actually stimulate the economy. 883 00:52:52,282 --> 00:52:54,588 You're enormously misinformed, Mr. Firpo. 884 00:52:54,870 --> 00:52:56,432 The truth is that this robbery will, 885 00:52:56,526 --> 00:52:58,970 probably, put this little bank out of business. 886 00:52:59,616 --> 00:53:00,751 How's that? 887 00:53:03,683 --> 00:53:05,157 Well, for years now, these... 888 00:53:05,263 --> 00:53:07,327 big-city banks have been threatening to come in, 889 00:53:07,357 --> 00:53:09,171 wanting to take us over. 890 00:53:10,772 --> 00:53:14,163 And now with this robbery, the FDIC will come in... 891 00:53:14,833 --> 00:53:18,112 and investigate, and find that I make loans to people... 892 00:53:18,207 --> 00:53:19,508 just on a handshake. 893 00:53:19,895 --> 00:53:21,696 There's really no collateral at all. 894 00:53:22,189 --> 00:53:24,547 And that, gentlemen, will be the end of that. 895 00:53:24,796 --> 00:53:25,538 Well... 896 00:53:26,357 --> 00:53:28,294 Excuse me, Mr. Anderson, but... 897 00:53:28,989 --> 00:53:30,858 I can't pretend to know too much about these matters. 898 00:53:30,946 --> 00:53:32,857 However, if what you say is... 899 00:53:32,907 --> 00:53:34,858 true, which, I'm sure it is... 900 00:53:35,613 --> 00:53:38,389 then how could the bank have so much cash on hand? 901 00:53:40,310 --> 00:53:42,982 Well, now, that's the worst part of it. 902 00:53:43,298 --> 00:53:45,262 That's a once-a-year deal. 903 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,925 Over the years, I've... 904 00:53:47,081 --> 00:53:50,344 persuaded everybody in town to open up a little Christmas club account. 905 00:53:50,431 --> 00:53:51,746 You know, nothing much, but... 906 00:53:52,446 --> 00:53:54,852 at the end of year, everybody has a few extra dollars. 907 00:53:55,427 --> 00:53:56,427 It adds up. 908 00:53:56,958 --> 00:54:00,452 It gives everybody a little extra security and pride. 909 00:54:01,158 --> 00:54:02,865 It kept main street alive. 910 00:54:04,564 --> 00:54:05,839 Not this year. 911 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,933 No, sir. Not this year. 912 00:54:16,161 --> 00:54:17,692 I just called the bus station for you. 913 00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,730 There's a road to the South is open that's going to Philly. 914 00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:21,611 - Oh, that's excellent. - Philadelphia? 915 00:54:22,336 --> 00:54:24,532 That's a little out of our way, don't you think? 916 00:54:24,930 --> 00:54:27,820 Alvin, there's a train from Philly to New York. 917 00:54:27,895 --> 00:54:30,592 It takes a couple hours. Might get there by midnight, Alvin. 918 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,824 Well, if you'd like to catch it, we should probably go now. 919 00:54:32,949 --> 00:54:33,564 I think so. 920 00:54:34,067 --> 00:54:36,933 - Oh. Well, I'll make you some sandwiches. - No, no. We're fine. 921 00:54:36,964 --> 00:54:38,792 Thank you so much for your hospitality. 922 00:54:38,861 --> 00:54:40,361 Do you need any money? 923 00:54:41,580 --> 00:54:43,230 - No, we couldn't. - No, no. 924 00:54:43,661 --> 00:54:45,780 No. We've taken more than our share already. 925 00:54:45,842 --> 00:54:48,580 No, no. Here. You take this. You take this, and have... 926 00:54:48,630 --> 00:54:50,842 - ...a nice, happy, safe,.. - Mrs. A, please. 927 00:54:54,817 --> 00:54:56,692 - Oh, don't forget those coats. - Thank you. 928 00:54:56,774 --> 00:54:58,455 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 929 00:54:58,524 --> 00:54:59,918 - Bye! - Safe home! 930 00:55:00,057 --> 00:55:01,286 Come again any time. 931 00:55:01,411 --> 00:55:02,867 - Thanks for the suit. - Thank you. 932 00:55:04,371 --> 00:55:07,068 Thank you for my festive sweater. 933 00:55:30,538 --> 00:55:32,538 Looks like they're going somewhere. 934 00:55:34,050 --> 00:55:35,569 Figured that out, did you? 935 00:55:37,109 --> 00:55:39,810 Did you see the way he was holding that duffle bag? 936 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:40,782 How? 937 00:55:42,282 --> 00:55:43,752 Same way I would. 938 00:55:44,175 --> 00:55:45,506 Close to my heart. 939 00:55:46,938 --> 00:55:49,382 If we're going for the money, we're not waiting for nobody. 940 00:55:49,594 --> 00:55:51,202 - Right. - What are you saying? 941 00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:53,975 That my boys wouldn't come back and save me? 942 00:55:54,044 --> 00:55:57,957 That they'd rather have a couple of hundred thousand bucks over a mother's love? 943 00:55:58,444 --> 00:56:00,369 I wouldn't pay three bucks for you. 944 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,300 Can I ask you a personal question? 945 00:56:04,532 --> 00:56:06,407 What were you doing five years for? 946 00:56:06,473 --> 00:56:07,657 Stupidity? 947 00:56:08,033 --> 00:56:10,339 Hey, Edna, how'd you like to ride in the trunk of the car? 948 00:56:10,406 --> 00:56:11,683 Edna? Edna? 949 00:56:11,739 --> 00:56:13,770 Are we sleeping together? I think not! 950 00:56:14,058 --> 00:56:16,458 You call me Mrs. Firpo, goddamn it. 951 00:56:16,527 --> 00:56:18,420 Come on, Caesar, don't aggravate the old witch. 952 00:56:18,483 --> 00:56:20,185 I wish I was a witch. 953 00:56:20,426 --> 00:56:22,258 I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass. 954 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,620 I'll say whatever I want. Do you like music? 955 00:56:26,295 --> 00:56:29,568 - ♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪ - Oh, Jesus! 956 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,803 ♪ Wake unto me ♪ 957 00:56:45,528 --> 00:56:46,870 Thanks a lot. 958 00:56:53,202 --> 00:56:54,983 I don't see snow chains. 959 00:56:55,658 --> 00:56:58,427 This was very nice of you. Please tell the Andersons... 960 00:57:01,096 --> 00:57:03,245 - What was that about? - I have no idea. 961 00:57:03,764 --> 00:57:04,633 All right. 962 00:57:05,052 --> 00:57:07,445 I'll get the tickets. You two separate. 963 00:57:07,539 --> 00:57:08,614 "Separate?" 964 00:57:08,689 --> 00:57:10,827 Just pretend like you don't know each other. 965 00:57:12,964 --> 00:57:14,458 - Hey, do I know you? - No. 966 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,808 - Yeah? You look familiar. - Well, I'm not. 967 00:57:17,089 --> 00:57:19,002 - Come here. - Get away from me, you nut. 968 00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:26,914 We can't let 'em get on that bus. 969 00:57:27,695 --> 00:57:29,239 We're gonna take that money. 970 00:57:29,486 --> 00:57:31,689 You sure this is the right thing to do, Ed? 971 00:57:35,849 --> 00:57:38,083 Say, "Spill on aisle three." 972 00:57:40,083 --> 00:57:41,508 Spill on aisle three. 973 00:57:42,045 --> 00:57:43,833 You wanna be saying that the rest of your life? 974 00:57:43,892 --> 00:57:44,792 No, I surely don't. 975 00:57:44,836 --> 00:57:46,773 - Then help me get that money. - Okay. 976 00:57:51,839 --> 00:57:54,006 You're not gonna believe this, but... but I don't... 977 00:57:54,348 --> 00:57:55,963 I don't have enough money. 978 00:57:57,887 --> 00:57:59,137 Wait a minute. 979 00:58:23,054 --> 00:58:24,237 Hi, sweetie. 980 00:58:28,731 --> 00:58:30,671 - Any luck? - No. 981 00:58:30,912 --> 00:58:32,306 What am I... 982 00:58:34,956 --> 00:58:36,981 What am I gonna... do? 983 00:58:40,581 --> 00:58:42,163 That's my bus. 984 00:58:42,356 --> 00:58:46,401 - Going home to your family, huh? - No, just my mother actually. 985 00:59:00,100 --> 00:59:01,287 Please... 986 00:59:02,437 --> 00:59:03,568 Please, I can't... 987 00:59:04,092 --> 00:59:06,843 I mean, I want it, but I'm sure... I can't accept it. 988 00:59:06,970 --> 00:59:09,537 I do... No, I can't. 989 00:59:10,037 --> 00:59:12,137 You're lucky you're in Paradise. 990 00:59:12,581 --> 00:59:13,868 Merry Christmas, sir. 991 00:59:22,182 --> 00:59:25,518 - Why don't you wait inside? - Excuse me. 992 00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:28,453 He's got our money, Clovis. 993 00:59:29,672 --> 00:59:32,606 - Can I check your bags? - Let's see what's in the bag. 994 00:59:32,706 --> 00:59:34,925 - What? - FBI. The bag. 995 00:59:35,112 --> 00:59:38,100 - "The bag?" - The bag, sir. 996 00:59:39,818 --> 00:59:41,887 - Hey! - Get him! Take him down! 997 00:59:42,681 --> 00:59:44,756 Freeze! Freeze! 998 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,786 - Don't move. - Oh, shit! 999 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:55,075 Oh, my God, a gun! 1000 00:59:55,143 --> 00:59:59,113 - Oh, God, he's got a gun! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1001 00:59:59,181 --> 01:00:02,249 You got the wrong guy! It's the guy with the floppy ears! 1002 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:05,475 - Let's go! - What happened? 1003 01:00:06,030 --> 01:00:09,282 No! No! No! 1004 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:18,137 What the hell is going on here? 1005 01:00:18,193 --> 01:00:21,615 - We may have found two of our suspects. - All right, all right, all right. 1006 01:00:23,184 --> 01:00:24,637 Oh, shit! 1007 01:00:24,956 --> 01:00:26,775 - What? You know him? - Yeah, unfortunately. 1008 01:00:26,812 --> 01:00:29,300 That's Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor. 1009 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:32,975 - They're both my deputies. - Hey, how you doin', fellas? 1010 01:00:44,588 --> 01:00:46,876 Now that, by God,.. 1011 01:00:47,357 --> 01:00:48,044 was close. 1012 01:00:48,119 --> 01:00:49,397 That was close. 1013 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:51,775 Now our ride's gone. Shit! 1014 01:00:51,842 --> 01:00:54,609 - What the hell happened back there? - I have no idea! 1015 01:00:54,677 --> 01:00:56,338 I don't like this. 1016 01:00:58,175 --> 01:00:59,369 We're screwed. 1017 01:01:00,299 --> 01:01:03,039 Alright, come on. Y-Y-You gotta think of a way to get us out of here. 1018 01:01:03,289 --> 01:01:06,127 All right! Quit pressuring me, please! 1019 01:01:07,689 --> 01:01:08,507 Look,.. 1020 01:01:09,988 --> 01:01:12,682 there's only one way I can think of that's gonna get us out of here. 1021 01:01:13,738 --> 01:01:14,851 It's a long shot. 1022 01:01:15,176 --> 01:01:17,088 Let me get this straight. 1023 01:01:17,163 --> 01:01:18,507 You telling me, you had no idea 1024 01:01:18,538 --> 01:01:20,663 - ...what was going on in that bus station. - No, sir. 1025 01:01:20,816 --> 01:01:22,832 Your gun just happened to go off three times in a row... 1026 01:01:22,857 --> 01:01:25,101 - ...by itself. - No. I thought... 1027 01:01:25,795 --> 01:01:27,851 what I saw might be a suspect. 1028 01:01:29,167 --> 01:01:29,995 So,... 1029 01:01:30,194 --> 01:01:33,330 maybe my partner Clovis and I got a little... 1030 01:01:33,911 --> 01:01:36,530 over-... anticipatory. 1031 01:01:37,198 --> 01:01:39,538 Agent Peyser... excuse me. Excuse me... 1032 01:01:39,632 --> 01:01:41,426 Will you guys knock it off, please? 1033 01:01:41,923 --> 01:01:44,611 Just put the ball away for now. Thank you. 1034 01:01:45,754 --> 01:01:48,163 These kids tell me they saw three guys... 1035 01:01:48,294 --> 01:01:50,180 push a car into the river this afternoon. 1036 01:01:50,341 --> 01:01:52,669 They tell me they can show us the exact spot. 1037 01:01:53,530 --> 01:01:55,225 Hallelujah, huh? 1038 01:01:58,488 --> 01:02:00,026 Are you coming along with us? 1039 01:02:00,087 --> 01:02:02,901 No, no, no. Not you two. You stay out of my sight. 1040 01:02:04,092 --> 01:02:06,088 Will you just cool it? 1041 01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:34,244 You know, I just hate to ruin this hallmark moment. 1042 01:02:35,488 --> 01:02:38,614 Would you get over here and help me lug this boat to the river! 1043 01:02:55,530 --> 01:02:59,532 ♪ Do not hasten to bid me adieu ♪ 1044 01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:04,469 ♪ But remember the Red River Calley ♪ 1045 01:03:04,537 --> 01:03:06,677 ♪ And a girl who has loved you true ♪ 1046 01:03:06,727 --> 01:03:09,207 That's it. We're done being nice to you. 1047 01:03:09,275 --> 01:03:12,096 Get out, you pain in the ass. I've had it with you. 1048 01:03:12,157 --> 01:03:13,347 Enough is enough. 1049 01:03:14,065 --> 01:03:15,952 - Come on. Get out. - You call this being nice? 1050 01:03:15,990 --> 01:03:17,621 This is as nice as we're gonna get. 1051 01:03:17,658 --> 01:03:20,190 Putting a gun to my head and dragging me across three states 1052 01:03:20,247 --> 01:03:21,858 on the night Christ was born. 1053 01:03:21,918 --> 01:03:25,381 - Gag her. - You're doing me a goddamn favor! 1054 01:03:25,938 --> 01:03:27,740 You think this is torture? 1055 01:03:28,002 --> 01:03:31,821 Anything's better than looking at you two gorillas and listening to your horse shit. 1056 01:03:32,027 --> 01:03:33,146 Just get in the trunk! 1057 01:03:33,233 --> 01:03:35,590 You guys are dumber than a box of hair. 1058 01:03:35,721 --> 01:03:38,815 - Gag her! - Oh, cut it out. You can't... 1059 01:03:38,883 --> 01:03:40,321 Good night, Edna. 1060 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,533 Hey, we made it! 1061 01:03:46,127 --> 01:03:49,902 Come on. The harder we row, the faster we go. Come on! 1062 01:03:51,552 --> 01:03:53,995 Wha... wait a minute. What? 1063 01:03:54,427 --> 01:03:57,508 - Bill, you're a genius. - Yeah, but in the Firpo family, 1064 01:03:57,583 --> 01:03:59,400 the man with half a brain is king. 1065 01:03:59,467 --> 01:04:01,801 Come on. Row, row! Like a viking, Alvin! 1066 01:04:01,868 --> 01:04:04,237 - Row! Row! - Like a viking! 1067 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:07,452 Alvin! 1068 01:04:09,265 --> 01:04:11,476 - Alvin! - Alvin, come back! 1069 01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:17,597 Help! Help! 1070 01:04:21,964 --> 01:04:25,727 Help! Help! Help! 1071 01:04:29,477 --> 01:04:30,833 Help! 1072 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,130 Down this side. This side. 1073 01:04:37,496 --> 01:04:41,284 Help! Help! 1074 01:04:43,258 --> 01:04:44,677 - Look! - Over here! 1075 01:04:44,722 --> 01:04:46,052 Over by the rock. 1076 01:04:46,971 --> 01:04:48,777 There's a man in the water. 1077 01:04:49,821 --> 01:04:51,464 - Here! Right there! - Hang on! 1078 01:04:51,564 --> 01:04:53,019 We're gonna get you out of there. 1079 01:04:53,062 --> 01:04:54,771 Hold on, Alvin! 1080 01:04:55,055 --> 01:04:56,558 I got ya! I got ya! 1081 01:05:00,086 --> 01:05:02,019 Hang on, son. Give me a hand. 1082 01:05:02,087 --> 01:05:05,422 Hang on! Grab my hand! 1083 01:05:05,490 --> 01:05:08,040 Alvin, grab his hand! 1084 01:05:09,442 --> 01:05:12,178 Come on. Just grab it. 1085 01:05:14,515 --> 01:05:15,964 I got him! 1086 01:05:17,339 --> 01:05:18,646 Right in this room. 1087 01:05:18,777 --> 01:05:20,868 Lay him down by the fire. 1088 01:05:26,821 --> 01:05:27,733 Oh, Christ, he.. 1089 01:05:28,071 --> 01:05:29,502 He looks like he's turning blue. 1090 01:05:29,658 --> 01:05:32,144 - What's that mean? - He's got water in his lungs. 1091 01:05:32,212 --> 01:05:34,913 Just stay back there. Give me some room here. 1092 01:05:35,558 --> 01:05:38,796 Come on, son. Spit some of that stuff out of there. 1093 01:05:39,021 --> 01:05:40,946 Come on. There. 1094 01:05:57,963 --> 01:05:59,752 That means he's going to be all right. 1095 01:06:02,183 --> 01:06:03,119 Who are you? 1096 01:06:03,669 --> 01:06:04,838 I'm Fred. 1097 01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:06,858 - Flintstone? - Yes. 1098 01:06:08,871 --> 01:06:10,344 There. He'll be all right now. 1099 01:06:10,889 --> 01:06:12,945 How about a little soup and Brandy? 1100 01:06:13,013 --> 01:06:14,108 Mix the two together? 1101 01:06:14,527 --> 01:06:16,624 No, the Brandy's for me! 1102 01:06:19,067 --> 01:06:21,317 I think we lucked out with those kids. 1103 01:06:22,004 --> 01:06:23,955 - Boy, the car's soaked good. - Yeah. 1104 01:06:23,985 --> 01:06:25,341 Let's roll it over. We gotta get it in the truck. 1105 01:06:25,379 --> 01:06:27,335 - Anybody got a crowbar? - Yes. 1106 01:06:27,391 --> 01:06:28,079 Yeah, get it. 1107 01:06:28,104 --> 01:06:29,554 We gotta get a crowbar here, okay? 1108 01:06:33,235 --> 01:06:34,798 Give me some light. 1109 01:06:36,885 --> 01:06:38,493 Might find a walleye in there. 1110 01:06:38,616 --> 01:06:40,293 - See anything? - No. 1111 01:06:40,487 --> 01:06:42,713 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1112 01:06:44,431 --> 01:06:46,000 What the hell are those things? 1113 01:06:46,962 --> 01:06:48,037 Ski masks. 1114 01:06:48,381 --> 01:06:50,356 Merry Christmas! 1115 01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:53,825 - Thank you. That's sweet of you. - Thank you very much. 1116 01:06:54,012 --> 01:06:56,150 That's my sister. You know. 1117 01:06:56,687 --> 01:07:00,802 - I don't think you'll be able to smoke... - I wanna thank you for saving my life. 1118 01:07:00,870 --> 01:07:02,993 - ...when we go into church. - You know, almost drowning and everything. 1119 01:07:03,181 --> 01:07:05,100 Oh, you don't have to put it out now. 1120 01:07:05,262 --> 01:07:06,950 You could have puffed a little longer. 1121 01:07:07,608 --> 01:07:09,543 Oh, this is nice. 1122 01:07:14,894 --> 01:07:18,080 Look, there's Timmy. Merry Christmas, Timmy. 1123 01:07:19,907 --> 01:07:22,287 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you. 1124 01:07:22,557 --> 01:07:25,189 Oh, no! I thought you boys were on your way to Philadelphia. 1125 01:07:25,290 --> 01:07:28,217 Well, eh.. the... bus left without us. 1126 01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:31,228 Oh, well. Merry Christmas. 1127 01:07:31,332 --> 01:07:34,067 Can I talk to you a minute? Merry Christmas, father. 1128 01:07:36,707 --> 01:07:38,188 I'm going to confession. 1129 01:07:39,451 --> 01:07:41,813 They don't have confession. They're protestants. 1130 01:07:42,707 --> 01:07:45,823 - Are you shitting me? - No-o-o-o. 1131 01:07:48,176 --> 01:07:49,545 I don't care. I'm going in anyway. 1132 01:07:49,651 --> 01:07:52,018 All right. I'll be out here with the... 1133 01:07:52,424 --> 01:07:54,157 do-re-mi. 1134 01:07:56,512 --> 01:07:58,150 Why... why are you still here? 1135 01:07:58,454 --> 01:07:59,639 Why am I still here? 1136 01:07:59,702 --> 01:08:01,902 What?.. You sound like you're anxious to get rid of us. 1137 01:08:01,943 --> 01:08:03,831 - What's the matter? - I just wish you'd go. 1138 01:08:04,056 --> 01:08:05,462 Why is that? 1139 01:08:06,477 --> 01:08:07,422 You know,.. 1140 01:08:08,414 --> 01:08:10,502 I think you did something stupid today. 1141 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:12,821 Something you may regret. 1142 01:08:13,683 --> 01:08:16,821 - Your last name isn't Collins, is it? - No! 1143 01:08:17,427 --> 01:08:18,876 No, it's not, and... 1144 01:08:19,064 --> 01:08:23,088 I've lied to a lot of people I care about, so please, just go while you can. 1145 01:08:31,101 --> 01:08:32,427 Sarah. 1146 01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:39,819 - I can't. - You can't what? 1147 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:42,430 I can't leave knowing what I know. 1148 01:08:43,433 --> 01:08:44,395 What are you saying? 1149 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:46,383 I'm saying... 1150 01:08:46,983 --> 01:08:48,627 I'm saying, that I like these people too. 1151 01:08:48,671 --> 01:08:50,746 I like them too. And I wish that I could... 1152 01:08:50,796 --> 01:08:52,927 think of something to make this all better. 1153 01:08:54,355 --> 01:08:56,345 Maybe you're not thinking hard enough. 1154 01:08:59,327 --> 01:09:01,287 Look, can I ask you a question? 1155 01:09:02,356 --> 01:09:04,071 Do you think people change? 1156 01:09:04,852 --> 01:09:07,239 Do you believe a person can be on one road their whole life, 1157 01:09:07,296 --> 01:09:09,871 and then just back up and take another? 1158 01:09:10,039 --> 01:09:12,585 - I think that all depends. - Depends... 1159 01:09:14,236 --> 01:09:15,267 on the road. 1160 01:09:15,873 --> 01:09:17,354 It depends on the person. 1161 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,934 Depends on the person. 1162 01:09:23,448 --> 01:09:25,223 Depends on the person. 1163 01:09:31,511 --> 01:09:33,342 This headstone says Anderson. 1164 01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:37,242 Is that any relation? 1165 01:09:38,460 --> 01:09:40,567 It's Clifford's great-grandfather. 1166 01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:46,014 1835-1892. 1167 01:09:47,398 --> 01:09:48,460 God!.. 1168 01:09:49,535 --> 01:09:51,410 Your whole life's in that dash, isn't it? 1169 01:09:51,956 --> 01:09:52,904 Yeah. 1170 01:09:56,832 --> 01:09:58,292 What are you doing? 1171 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:00,842 I don't know. 1172 01:10:02,554 --> 01:10:03,986 You don't know me. 1173 01:10:06,771 --> 01:10:07,754 Sorry. 1174 01:10:31,573 --> 01:10:34,479 Easy, now. Easy, now, Merlin. 1175 01:10:35,023 --> 01:10:37,198 Bill, get in. Whoa! 1176 01:10:38,023 --> 01:10:40,661 Bill, 20 years minimum. Get in. 1177 01:10:40,748 --> 01:10:42,223 Alvin, tell him to get in. 1178 01:10:42,379 --> 01:10:45,079 I don't know about taking the kid's sleigh. There's something ain't right about that, 1179 01:10:45,117 --> 01:10:46,880 - ...you know what I mean? - I'll get in. 1180 01:10:46,928 --> 01:10:49,011 After all these presents and stuff. 1181 01:10:50,396 --> 01:10:51,534 - Oh, no, cops! - Hey! 1182 01:10:51,591 --> 01:10:54,766 - Come on, Bill. Get in. - Hey, that's Timmy's sleigh! 1183 01:10:55,135 --> 01:10:58,036 What'd he call it? Yahoo! Whoo! 1184 01:10:58,685 --> 01:11:01,348 Come on, Merlin! Come on! Come on! 1185 01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:05,185 What do you call it? Gallop! That's it! That's it! Come on! Come on! 1186 01:11:16,168 --> 01:11:17,643 Come on! Come on! 1187 01:11:18,087 --> 01:11:20,588 Look out! Look out! Get out of the way! 1188 01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:25,793 Yahoo! Yahoo! 1189 01:11:26,961 --> 01:11:30,129 Come on, Clovis. I know a shortcut. 1190 01:11:31,843 --> 01:11:32,793 What's going on here? 1191 01:11:32,843 --> 01:11:36,602 I don't know, but those three guys stole my kid's horse and sleigh. 1192 01:11:36,670 --> 01:11:41,562 Merlin! Dad! Dad! Dad! 1193 01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:44,909 - Merlin! Dad! They took Merl... - Yeah. Yeah, I know. 1194 01:11:45,028 --> 01:11:48,195 - Stay here! I know that! - But, dad, they took Merlin! 1195 01:12:02,556 --> 01:12:05,660 - Good shot. - Hey, see you guys. 1196 01:12:06,499 --> 01:12:08,468 That wasn't fair! 1197 01:12:10,512 --> 01:12:12,049 I hate this town. I hate it. 1198 01:12:12,262 --> 01:12:15,952 I hate it. Christmas Eve, and my wife had the... 1199 01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:19,118 I didn't get to see that thing pop up on the Turkey. 1200 01:12:19,273 --> 01:12:20,453 I was... I hate it. 1201 01:12:23,574 --> 01:12:25,081 A sleigh? Catch the sleigh! 1202 01:12:25,568 --> 01:12:27,010 Faster! Faster! 1203 01:12:27,078 --> 01:12:30,064 Come on! Come on! Go! 1204 01:12:30,749 --> 01:12:32,316 Run! Run, Merlin! Run! 1205 01:12:32,687 --> 01:12:36,386 - Whoo! - Turn! Turn! To the right! Okay! 1206 01:12:43,806 --> 01:12:46,711 Look out. Look out. Jesus. 1207 01:12:48,713 --> 01:12:50,713 Back up. We're gonna lose them. 1208 01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:56,834 - Oh, God! - Go, Alvin, go! 1209 01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:00,018 Go! 1210 01:13:00,118 --> 01:13:01,783 Alvin, do you know what you're doing? 1211 01:13:01,852 --> 01:13:04,343 You do what you do, I do what I do! 1212 01:13:04,877 --> 01:13:07,012 Then hurry up! 1213 01:13:08,297 --> 01:13:12,366 Go! Go! Go! Go! 1214 01:13:23,078 --> 01:13:26,697 - Hi, officer! Bye, officer! - Go! Yeah! 1215 01:13:26,972 --> 01:13:28,409 Yes! Yes! 1216 01:13:32,353 --> 01:13:33,290 Oh, my God! 1217 01:13:37,972 --> 01:13:40,090 Unbelievable. Ow! Unbelievable. 1218 01:13:40,157 --> 01:13:42,899 Come on. Keep going. Go. 1219 01:13:44,394 --> 01:13:47,113 - On 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em! - Go! Go! 1220 01:13:47,180 --> 01:13:49,114 We got 'em. Come on! 1221 01:13:49,182 --> 01:13:52,133 Run right up into them. 1222 01:13:52,201 --> 01:13:54,369 Right up into them. 1223 01:14:30,724 --> 01:14:32,268 Hey, Merlin. 1224 01:14:33,161 --> 01:14:36,638 Hey, thanks a lot, okay? We really appreciated it. 1225 01:14:36,774 --> 01:14:38,593 I'm never gonna forget you. 1226 01:14:40,220 --> 01:14:42,622 All right. You're a good horse. Stay strong. 1227 01:14:48,893 --> 01:14:51,393 Bill. Hey, Bill, wait a minute. 1228 01:14:53,093 --> 01:14:55,024 We can't leave him here. 1229 01:14:55,338 --> 01:14:56,382 I mean, er... 1230 01:14:56,556 --> 01:14:58,843 I couldn't live with myself if I froze a horse... 1231 01:14:58,887 --> 01:15:00,606 You know what I mean, especially him. 1232 01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:03,089 You're cracking up. Both of you. 1233 01:15:03,508 --> 01:15:04,681 Come on! 1234 01:15:14,466 --> 01:15:17,600 You stay there, Merlin. Stay there. 1235 01:15:19,099 --> 01:15:20,796 Bill, we made it. 1236 01:15:21,205 --> 01:15:22,818 Alvin, we made it. 1237 01:15:23,911 --> 01:15:26,517 All right. Let's all stick our thumbs out and look pitiful. 1238 01:15:26,616 --> 01:15:27,939 That should be easy. 1239 01:15:28,098 --> 01:15:30,971 Easy. Pitiful. Thumbs. 1240 01:15:33,003 --> 01:15:36,242 - Hey, stop. - Here we go. We're here. 1241 01:15:37,574 --> 01:15:40,155 - I can't tell you how happy I am. - Hi. How are you? 1242 01:15:40,323 --> 01:15:42,524 My name is Dave, and I... 1243 01:15:44,917 --> 01:15:46,230 Oh, man. 1244 01:15:46,297 --> 01:15:48,727 We were out here skiing, and the back of it... 1245 01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:51,430 Oh, man! No, no, no. 1246 01:15:57,974 --> 01:15:59,659 All right. All right! 1247 01:16:01,030 --> 01:16:02,476 Oh, no! 1248 01:16:03,117 --> 01:16:04,511 - Hold on, Merlin! - You know what? 1249 01:16:04,536 --> 01:16:05,692 Who needs you? Forget it! 1250 01:16:06,405 --> 01:16:07,315 We're coming, Merlin! 1251 01:16:08,692 --> 01:16:10,650 - We gotta get him out. - You're not gonna die. 1252 01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:12,786 You're not gonna die! Cut it out! 1253 01:16:15,527 --> 01:16:17,236 - Come on! - Alright, hold him! 1254 01:16:17,342 --> 01:16:19,324 He's coming! Get around his back! Push him! Push him! 1255 01:16:19,349 --> 01:16:23,361 - Come on! Come on! Come on! - Get him out of the water! 1256 01:16:23,429 --> 01:16:25,463 Push! Go! Go! 1257 01:16:25,531 --> 01:16:29,566 - Go! - He's coming out! 1258 01:16:40,860 --> 01:16:42,461 - Coffee? - You bet. 1259 01:16:42,783 --> 01:16:46,152 - Can I take your order now? - I'm not quite sure. 1260 01:16:58,942 --> 01:17:00,080 Guys,.. 1261 01:17:01,428 --> 01:17:04,255 I still got the keys to the vault on me, 1262 01:17:05,936 --> 01:17:06,771 and... 1263 01:17:07,808 --> 01:17:09,255 I'm gonna go back to town, 1264 01:17:10,574 --> 01:17:12,215 and I'm gonna put the money back. 1265 01:17:17,917 --> 01:17:19,680 I know I didn't hear you right. 1266 01:17:21,273 --> 01:17:24,230 Well, you can either come with me or not, but that's what I'm doing. 1267 01:17:25,942 --> 01:17:28,892 Bill, I think that dunk in the lake... 1268 01:17:29,499 --> 01:17:30,394 got to your brain. 1269 01:17:30,505 --> 01:17:35,286 - You are not thinking clearly. - No, I'm thinking very clearly. 1270 01:17:36,161 --> 01:17:38,624 You hear that? Silent night, holy night. 1271 01:17:38,717 --> 01:17:40,967 "Adeste fideles." "God rest ye merry gentlemen." 1272 01:17:41,067 --> 01:17:43,530 This is the best Christmas present I could ever give to you. 1273 01:17:43,655 --> 01:17:45,142 I appreciate the sentiment. 1274 01:17:45,236 --> 01:17:47,693 You let me decide what I get for Christmas, alright? 1275 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:50,330 This money belongs to me and Alvin too, you know. 1276 01:17:51,049 --> 01:17:52,986 It never belonged to us. 1277 01:17:53,874 --> 01:17:56,480 - It belonged to the town. - What are you telling me? 1278 01:17:56,811 --> 01:17:59,462 That you are going to be the first guy in history to get pinched... 1279 01:17:59,611 --> 01:18:01,705 for putting money back into a vault? 1280 01:18:01,822 --> 01:18:04,968 If I get pinched, I get pinched. That's the way that one went. 1281 01:18:05,450 --> 01:18:07,618 I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about it. 1282 01:18:08,317 --> 01:18:10,555 Alvin, he's telling us what to do with our share of the money. 1283 01:18:10,630 --> 01:18:11,902 Put my share back. 1284 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:19,805 What is wrong with you guys? 1285 01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:22,505 What you have a couple of eggnogs with some farmers, 1286 01:18:22,630 --> 01:18:25,455 and now you wanna go back and work for minimum wage? 1287 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:28,773 Make up your mind, 'cause I'm going. 1288 01:18:28,830 --> 01:18:31,617 No, you're not. You're not going! You are still a wanted man in New York! 1289 01:18:31,661 --> 01:18:33,370 - No, he's not. - Yes, he is! 1290 01:18:33,445 --> 01:18:35,026 No, he's not. 1291 01:18:35,712 --> 01:18:36,920 All right? 1292 01:18:37,749 --> 01:18:38,964 It's over. 1293 01:18:41,095 --> 01:18:42,470 The whole thing... 1294 01:18:43,301 --> 01:18:44,461 was a... 1295 01:18:44,819 --> 01:18:45,950 setup... 1296 01:18:46,678 --> 01:18:48,507 just to get you down here. 1297 01:18:50,354 --> 01:18:52,914 Now, er... one other thing. 1298 01:18:56,264 --> 01:18:57,526 Does that look familiar? 1299 01:18:58,032 --> 01:18:59,326 It's a little wet, 1300 01:18:59,582 --> 01:19:00,920 but it's... 1301 01:19:02,365 --> 01:19:03,545 it's yours. 1302 01:19:07,043 --> 01:19:08,200 You never... 1303 01:19:08,763 --> 01:19:10,582 You never did drop it. 1304 01:19:13,455 --> 01:19:15,674 What are you looking at? What? 1305 01:19:17,184 --> 01:19:19,751 But there were ten million cops at the restaurant. 1306 01:19:24,270 --> 01:19:25,401 I did it. 1307 01:19:26,104 --> 01:19:27,607 I called them. 1308 01:19:31,692 --> 01:19:33,101 I told them... 1309 01:19:34,963 --> 01:19:37,139 I told them there was a sniper on the roof. 1310 01:19:48,619 --> 01:19:50,101 You all right? 1311 01:19:51,771 --> 01:19:54,673 Yeah, I'm all right. Except... 1312 01:19:58,193 --> 01:20:00,461 Sorry. Put the table on their tab. 1313 01:20:00,764 --> 01:20:02,851 He's got the spirit, don't he? 1314 01:20:03,870 --> 01:20:05,457 He handled that pretty well. 1315 01:20:07,257 --> 01:20:09,353 Did you see my PEZ dispenser anywhere? 1316 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,987 No. Shut up. Check! 1317 01:20:12,632 --> 01:20:15,245 Hey, hey! Excuse me, sir. I've got an emergency. 1318 01:20:15,289 --> 01:20:17,995 - Are you headed towards Paradise? - No, I'm going to New York. 1319 01:20:18,811 --> 01:20:21,039 Where were you five hours ago? 1320 01:20:22,401 --> 01:20:24,351 - You going South? - Nope. 1321 01:20:25,389 --> 01:20:27,414 Hey, Edna, can I get you anything? 1322 01:20:27,997 --> 01:20:30,176 Come on. Don't take all night putting this gas in. 1323 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:32,370 Excuse me, guys. Would you mind telling me, 1324 01:20:32,407 --> 01:20:34,417 - ...which way you're headed? - Get outta here! 1325 01:20:34,492 --> 01:20:36,648 It's an emergency. I've gotta get to Paradise. 1326 01:20:37,976 --> 01:20:41,295 - We don't like to ride with strangers. - Come on, man. It's Christmas. 1327 01:20:41,551 --> 01:20:43,877 Ah, what the hell! A little company might be good. 1328 01:20:44,082 --> 01:20:44,951 Come on. Jump in. 1329 01:20:45,014 --> 01:20:46,151 I told you not to say anything. 1330 01:20:46,195 --> 01:20:48,732 - I can keep a secret. - No, I told you to shut up, and you... 1331 01:20:48,776 --> 01:20:50,464 you're supposed to be on my side, you know? 1332 01:20:50,520 --> 01:20:52,038 - Shit! - What? 1333 01:20:52,106 --> 01:20:55,558 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1334 01:20:56,693 --> 01:20:58,828 Nice coat. Who shot the couch? 1335 01:21:13,042 --> 01:21:14,873 - No, goddamn it! - It's all right. 1336 01:21:14,948 --> 01:21:15,873 Sons of bitches! 1337 01:21:21,783 --> 01:21:24,127 I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, guys. 1338 01:21:24,589 --> 01:21:25,745 Rough night? 1339 01:21:27,570 --> 01:21:30,389 You have no idea what kind of night I've had. 1340 01:21:30,689 --> 01:21:34,424 I'm just real lucky you're going the same way as me. 1341 01:21:41,327 --> 01:21:44,689 - What's that banging noise? - I don't hear nothing. 1342 01:21:44,964 --> 01:21:46,020 Me either. 1343 01:21:48,910 --> 01:21:51,185 Wait a minute. No, no, wait, 'cos there it goes again. 1344 01:21:51,322 --> 01:21:53,822 It's a very distinct thumping sound. 1345 01:21:54,122 --> 01:21:56,147 Kind of like a boom, boom, boom. Don't you hear it? 1346 01:21:56,396 --> 01:21:58,441 Oh, yeah. We've been hearing that all night. 1347 01:22:01,648 --> 01:22:03,352 Hey, can I share something with you? 1348 01:22:03,477 --> 01:22:04,689 Yeah. 1349 01:22:05,714 --> 01:22:07,958 Look, I know I just met you guys, and it's kind of corny, 1350 01:22:07,989 --> 01:22:10,021 but tonight's been a real eye-opener for me. 1351 01:22:10,589 --> 01:22:11,595 How's that? 1352 01:22:12,258 --> 01:22:15,377 I just... I realized tonight that I love people, you know? 1353 01:22:15,445 --> 01:22:18,133 I mean... life is great. Yeah? 1354 01:22:18,195 --> 01:22:19,802 Huh? Isn't life great? 1355 01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:23,758 - You sound like you're in love. - Well, as a matter of fact, 1356 01:22:24,885 --> 01:22:27,989 I just met this really terrific woman. 1357 01:22:28,452 --> 01:22:29,202 What's her name? 1358 01:22:29,235 --> 01:22:31,291 I can really use something like that in my life. 1359 01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:32,910 - What's her name? - Her name's Sarah. 1360 01:22:33,004 --> 01:22:34,248 - Sarah? - Yeah. 1361 01:22:34,795 --> 01:22:35,540 You got a picture? 1362 01:22:35,677 --> 01:22:37,252 Do you have any idea how long it's been... 1363 01:22:37,295 --> 01:22:39,573 since I've had a picture of a woman in my wallet? 1364 01:22:39,661 --> 01:22:40,786 Except my mother, of course. 1365 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:43,417 You got a picture of your mother in your wallet? 1366 01:22:43,468 --> 01:22:44,102 Oh, yeah. 1367 01:22:44,264 --> 01:22:47,564 - I have the same thing in my wallet. - Well, then let's compare. 1368 01:22:48,595 --> 01:22:50,770 It's a beautiful thing. 1369 01:22:51,707 --> 01:22:54,007 I really hope we can all get to be friends. 1370 01:22:55,295 --> 01:22:56,577 There she is. 1371 01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:10,802 What are you doing? 1372 01:23:10,839 --> 01:23:13,257 - I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! - What are you doing? 1373 01:23:14,540 --> 01:23:16,940 Stop it! Are you crazy? Stop it! 1374 01:23:17,021 --> 01:23:18,763 - Put the gun down! - Get off of me! 1375 01:23:18,927 --> 01:23:20,931 - The cops are down the street. - He's got our money! 1376 01:23:20,998 --> 01:23:24,134 - Just get in the car. - I'll kill him. 1377 01:23:48,039 --> 01:23:50,477 - Hey! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Merlin! 1378 01:23:50,552 --> 01:23:52,391 Hold on! Hold on! Whoa! 1379 01:23:52,459 --> 01:23:56,361 What do you call it? Whoa, Merlin! That-a-boy. Okay. 1380 01:23:57,108 --> 01:23:59,789 - Hey, look who it is! - Get in, Bill. 1381 01:23:59,846 --> 01:24:01,339 We gotta have a serious talk! 1382 01:24:01,589 --> 01:24:03,146 - Now get me the hell outta here! - Uh-oh. 1383 01:24:03,208 --> 01:24:07,036 Serious talk. Come on. Come on, Merlin. 1384 01:24:13,389 --> 01:24:15,160 What do you call it? Whoa. 1385 01:24:15,357 --> 01:24:18,420 So, I guess we have a clean slate now. 1386 01:24:19,933 --> 01:24:21,777 Good boy, Merlin. 1387 01:24:23,008 --> 01:24:25,752 Go home now. Stay off the interstate. 1388 01:24:25,983 --> 01:24:27,514 There you go. 1389 01:24:28,742 --> 01:24:29,902 Not quite. 1390 01:24:45,065 --> 01:24:46,408 Quiet, okay? 1391 01:24:47,806 --> 01:24:49,586 So I get into the car... 1392 01:24:50,039 --> 01:24:51,439 with these two strangers,.. 1393 01:24:51,752 --> 01:24:54,308 and,.. now this is very funny... 1394 01:24:56,533 --> 01:24:58,233 I show them a picture of ma, 1395 01:24:59,114 --> 01:25:00,820 and they start shooting at me. 1396 01:25:02,908 --> 01:25:05,445 - That's weird. - That's weird, yeah. 1397 01:25:05,527 --> 01:25:07,314 Do you have any idea why? 1398 01:25:07,845 --> 01:25:09,364 Maybe it was a bad picture. 1399 01:25:16,427 --> 01:25:17,527 Who are they? 1400 01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,683 Hey, Bill, I mean, were they alone? 1401 01:25:22,183 --> 01:25:23,835 I said there were two of them. 1402 01:25:23,927 --> 01:25:26,727 - There was nobody else with them? - I just said there were two of them. 1403 01:25:26,814 --> 01:25:27,833 They were alone. 1404 01:25:28,673 --> 01:25:30,876 I just said there were two of them! 1405 01:25:31,220 --> 01:25:33,139 - Oh, good! - What do you mean, "Oh, good"? 1406 01:25:33,264 --> 01:25:34,197 I mean... 1407 01:25:35,166 --> 01:25:36,847 What do I mean, Dave? 1408 01:25:37,272 --> 01:25:38,935 He... he... 1409 01:25:39,385 --> 01:25:41,185 He means that... 1410 01:25:41,785 --> 01:25:43,360 if there were more than two, 1411 01:25:44,191 --> 01:25:46,660 - ...you could have been hurt. - Three's bad. That's right. 1412 01:25:46,753 --> 01:25:48,635 I'm getting this feeling... 1413 01:25:49,453 --> 01:25:51,558 that you're not telling me something! 1414 01:25:51,710 --> 01:25:54,522 Yeah, well, this feeling you're getting is paranoia! 1415 01:25:54,560 --> 01:25:57,030 - I don't think so! - Well, then think again! 1416 01:25:57,303 --> 01:25:59,603 Come on. Let's just go. 1417 01:26:03,400 --> 01:26:05,401 I'm almost certain this one's it. 1418 01:26:06,878 --> 01:26:07,572 Hey, Bill! 1419 01:26:08,272 --> 01:26:10,016 A guy in prison told me if you use the wrong key, 1420 01:26:10,053 --> 01:26:11,428 you could set off the alarm. 1421 01:26:13,247 --> 01:26:15,397 Why don't you let me do the crackin'... 1422 01:26:16,041 --> 01:26:17,631 and you do the jackin'? 1423 01:26:17,841 --> 01:26:20,066 Hey, leave him alone, Bill. Prison's a lonely place. 1424 01:26:20,185 --> 01:26:21,703 - You told. - Sure, I heard things in the night. 1425 01:26:21,766 --> 01:26:23,041 Shut up! 1426 01:26:26,178 --> 01:26:27,072 Shit! I told ya! 1427 01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:29,205 Stop the madness! All right, all right, all right. 1428 01:26:29,642 --> 01:26:31,809 It said "Nissan." "Nissan." 1429 01:26:31,877 --> 01:26:34,445 - "Nissan's" for a car. - But it was round... 1430 01:26:34,513 --> 01:26:36,553 - ...with a curve that goes like an "S." - Okay! All right! 1431 01:26:36,580 --> 01:26:39,080 - Hurry up, Bill! - Okay! Okay! 1432 01:26:39,149 --> 01:26:40,601 You're kidding me. 1433 01:26:44,030 --> 01:26:45,972 - Agent Peyser? - What? 1434 01:26:46,730 --> 01:26:48,418 - Agent Peyser? - What?! 1435 01:26:48,655 --> 01:26:51,309 - You're not gonna believe this. - Oh, come on. Try me. 1436 01:26:51,692 --> 01:26:53,612 We got another alarm at the bank. 1437 01:26:55,617 --> 01:26:57,486 Yes! Yes! 1438 01:27:00,430 --> 01:27:02,301 No! Shit! 1439 01:27:21,061 --> 01:27:22,835 I know what to do. 1440 01:27:25,504 --> 01:27:28,524 That's the most money I ever held at once. 1441 01:27:29,505 --> 01:27:30,949 You're right, Bill. 1442 01:27:32,415 --> 01:27:33,861 Never was ours. 1443 01:27:35,843 --> 01:27:36,850 I tell you,.. 1444 01:27:37,343 --> 01:27:39,430 I never felt better in my life. 1445 01:28:05,405 --> 01:28:07,924 Where'd you go for that tire? Palm Beach? 1446 01:28:08,305 --> 01:28:09,492 Sorry, Ed. 1447 01:28:15,805 --> 01:28:18,574 Holy shit. Get down, Clovis. Get down. 1448 01:28:18,999 --> 01:28:20,118 Boy, am I good. 1449 01:28:22,199 --> 01:28:25,634 Get inside of the jeep, or I'll blow your heads off. 1450 01:28:39,249 --> 01:28:40,893 You know, every time there's a problem, 1451 01:28:40,980 --> 01:28:42,744 those two idiots show up. 1452 01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:44,924 I'm telling you, they know something. 1453 01:28:45,043 --> 01:28:47,768 Hey, listen, guys. Come on, where are you taking us? What is this? 1454 01:28:47,942 --> 01:28:49,805 Up to that bank president's house. 1455 01:28:50,205 --> 01:28:52,486 Bank... bank president? What are you talking about? 1456 01:28:52,705 --> 01:28:54,230 What do you think, we're stupid? 1457 01:28:54,297 --> 01:28:55,824 No, I don't think you're stupid, 1458 01:28:55,874 --> 01:28:57,749 but I know how to keep you in suspense. 1459 01:28:58,186 --> 01:28:58,880 How? 1460 01:28:59,349 --> 01:29:01,192 I bet, I know how to keep you in suspense. 1461 01:29:01,811 --> 01:29:02,464 How? 1462 01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:05,099 Clovis! They're bullshitting you! 1463 01:29:05,811 --> 01:29:07,886 We know that's where the money is. 1464 01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:09,599 Money? What money? 1465 01:29:09,849 --> 01:29:10,555 Yeah, we... 1466 01:29:10,614 --> 01:29:14,093 - We don't have any money. - Oh, shut up, will you, for Christ sake? 1467 01:29:14,192 --> 01:29:15,880 You don't think we know what you're doing? 1468 01:29:15,980 --> 01:29:19,005 You and the Andersons probably cooked this whole thing up together. 1469 01:29:20,849 --> 01:29:23,511 Looks like they got company with them in that Jeep. 1470 01:29:23,793 --> 01:29:25,211 All units, this is agent Peyser. 1471 01:29:25,255 --> 01:29:29,043 We are in pursuit of a... 1994 black "Pathfinder". 1472 01:29:29,093 --> 01:29:32,530 - License plate D-u-h... - Is that's appropriate? 1473 01:29:32,836 --> 01:29:34,313 Vanity plates. 1474 01:29:34,571 --> 01:29:36,684 D-u-h-1-7-1. 1475 01:29:37,265 --> 01:29:41,059 Location east on main street, heading toward river road. 1476 01:29:43,589 --> 01:29:46,924 "So, uh, what kind of license plate do you have?" 1477 01:29:47,655 --> 01:29:49,317 "Duh." 1478 01:29:58,855 --> 01:30:00,255 Come on! Move it! 1479 01:30:02,294 --> 01:30:03,555 Come on! 1480 01:30:05,850 --> 01:30:08,355 Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on! 1481 01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,442 Look at those clowns. 1482 01:30:16,192 --> 01:30:17,786 - Why don't we just take 'em? - No! 1483 01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:19,893 Let's wait and see what they're up to. 1484 01:30:23,219 --> 01:30:24,905 Hit the wipers. 1485 01:30:28,393 --> 01:30:29,942 Am I nuts? I know those plates. 1486 01:30:30,237 --> 01:30:32,005 Where do I know those plates from? 1487 01:30:34,117 --> 01:30:36,124 Something came over the wire tonight about... 1488 01:30:36,199 --> 01:30:39,468 two escaped convicts in a... caddy with New York plates. 1489 01:30:39,580 --> 01:30:41,888 That's right. Get on the horn. Get everybody down here. 1490 01:30:42,570 --> 01:30:43,538 You're gonna have to kill me, 1491 01:30:43,563 --> 01:30:46,286 because I'm not dragging those people in that house... 1492 01:30:46,382 --> 01:30:47,232 into this. 1493 01:30:47,707 --> 01:30:49,326 So why don't you just pull your trigger? 1494 01:30:49,363 --> 01:30:51,718 Look! There's no money, all right? 1495 01:30:51,825 --> 01:30:53,744 So just get it out of your head. 1496 01:30:57,844 --> 01:30:58,918 They're here. 1497 01:30:59,026 --> 01:31:00,507 - Yep. - They're here. 1498 01:31:00,632 --> 01:31:01,988 Let's take them down. 1499 01:31:05,663 --> 01:31:07,513 Come on, pecker head! Move! 1500 01:31:08,226 --> 01:31:10,870 Clovis, watch these three clowns while I check out the house. 1501 01:31:10,932 --> 01:31:11,651 Okay, Ed. 1502 01:31:17,685 --> 01:31:18,996 Season's greetings. 1503 01:31:19,344 --> 01:31:21,230 Santa Claus is coming to town. 1504 01:31:22,769 --> 01:31:24,894 Shut up and get inside. 1505 01:31:24,969 --> 01:31:26,920 Well, well, well. Doesn't that figure? 1506 01:31:26,982 --> 01:31:28,726 - Get out of my face, you psycho! - Shut up and get in. 1507 01:31:28,763 --> 01:31:29,576 Ma! 1508 01:31:30,260 --> 01:31:31,313 What... 1509 01:31:32,332 --> 01:31:34,812 - What... what are you doing here? - I'm being held hostage, 1510 01:31:34,901 --> 01:31:38,012 on the night baby Jesus was born. What the hell does it look like? 1511 01:31:38,168 --> 01:31:39,437 Get over there. 1512 01:31:40,584 --> 01:31:42,288 Please don't tell me you knew about this. 1513 01:31:42,388 --> 01:31:43,513 Uh, no. No, I... 1514 01:31:45,926 --> 01:31:48,545 I'm sorry. I know it's bad. 1515 01:31:52,888 --> 01:31:54,307 I'm sorry, ma. 1516 01:31:55,738 --> 01:31:57,376 I'm sorry, everybody. 1517 01:31:58,021 --> 01:32:00,963 - I swear I'm gonna get us all out of this. - Oh, no. Come on. 1518 01:32:01,191 --> 01:32:03,248 It wasn't your fault. It was my fault, my... 1519 01:32:03,422 --> 01:32:06,154 I... I convinced Bill that he was a wanted man in New York 1520 01:32:06,311 --> 01:32:08,211 and he had to come down here - no choice. 1521 01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:10,957 But he resisted, every step of the way, he did. 1522 01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:13,207 And... Sarah, he didn't know about your father. 1523 01:32:13,276 --> 01:32:14,844 - Yeah, sure. - No, he didn't! He... 1524 01:32:14,951 --> 01:32:17,282 He really thought he was dying, and he came down here to help you. 1525 01:32:17,356 --> 01:32:18,443 What are you talking about? 1526 01:32:18,489 --> 01:32:20,656 Hey! Just give us the money, and we're out of here. 1527 01:32:20,805 --> 01:32:23,288 - That's all we want. - You're in for a rude awakening, pal,.. 1528 01:32:23,332 --> 01:32:24,657 because there's no money! Okay? 1529 01:32:24,808 --> 01:32:26,163 No! No! 1530 01:32:26,269 --> 01:32:28,238 V-V-Vic, listen to me. 1531 01:32:28,344 --> 01:32:30,038 There's no money. He's not lying. 1532 01:32:30,394 --> 01:32:32,251 I swear... on my mother's grave. 1533 01:32:32,301 --> 01:32:35,888 Don't say that with this lunatic pointing a gun at my head. 1534 01:32:35,995 --> 01:32:38,096 Are you telling me you didn't rob the bank? 1535 01:32:40,819 --> 01:32:42,332 Is it true? 1536 01:32:44,132 --> 01:32:45,041 Yeah. 1537 01:32:45,638 --> 01:32:48,338 We did it, Mr. Anderson, and we're sorry. 1538 01:32:48,820 --> 01:32:51,482 But I swear we're not the same people we were this morning. 1539 01:32:51,519 --> 01:32:52,238 I swear it. 1540 01:32:52,332 --> 01:32:56,232 - Oh, where's my violin? - Vic, you gotta believe us. 1541 01:32:56,412 --> 01:32:58,479 These people, they're good people. 1542 01:32:58,685 --> 01:33:00,738 They took us in, and they treated us 1543 01:33:00,788 --> 01:33:02,220 like we was one of their own. 1544 01:33:02,283 --> 01:33:05,120 And all we could do in return was steal from them. 1545 01:33:10,769 --> 01:33:13,301 Vic, these people had nothing to do with this. 1546 01:33:13,507 --> 01:33:16,094 You gotta let 'em go! We can solve this between us. 1547 01:33:16,195 --> 01:33:18,213 I'll let 'em go as soon as I get my money. 1548 01:33:18,344 --> 01:33:19,063 Vic! 1549 01:33:20,082 --> 01:33:23,320 - We put the money back. - Put it back? Back in the bank? 1550 01:33:24,154 --> 01:33:25,453 No. 1551 01:33:27,813 --> 01:33:29,607 We gave the money to the church. 1552 01:33:29,832 --> 01:33:31,682 You expect me to believe that horse shit? 1553 01:33:31,844 --> 01:33:34,813 - Who wants to die first? - Pop, will you knock it off? 1554 01:33:44,632 --> 01:33:48,094 Who gets shot first? Suspenders. 1555 01:33:48,595 --> 01:33:50,212 Then maybe you. 1556 01:33:53,274 --> 01:33:56,908 I say, get down. Get down. Way down, boys. Get down. 1557 01:33:58,590 --> 01:34:00,391 - Yes, sir. - What's going on here? 1558 01:34:00,795 --> 01:34:03,808 I've got bad news. We got a hostage situation. 1559 01:34:04,282 --> 01:34:05,926 And your son's inside. 1560 01:34:06,314 --> 01:34:08,657 Move! Move up! 1561 01:34:10,820 --> 01:34:12,307 This is the FBI. 1562 01:34:12,688 --> 01:34:14,432 You're completely surrounded. 1563 01:34:14,528 --> 01:34:15,807 Lay down your weapons. 1564 01:34:15,857 --> 01:34:17,876 Come out with your hands above your head. 1565 01:34:18,008 --> 01:34:20,101 Sit down! Sit down, or I'm gonna shoot somebody! 1566 01:34:20,170 --> 01:34:20,795 Sit down! 1567 01:34:21,156 --> 01:34:23,988 I can't go back to prison. I learned my lesson already. 1568 01:34:24,051 --> 01:34:25,838 Look what you started, you big gorilla. 1569 01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:27,945 Look what I started? I don't know, what you're talking about. 1570 01:34:27,992 --> 01:34:29,038 Your idiot sons! 1571 01:34:29,113 --> 01:34:31,686 If it wasn't for them, we'd be in prison without a care in the world. 1572 01:34:31,736 --> 01:34:35,245 If it wasn't for your goddamn, long-winded, piece-of-shit letter... 1573 01:34:35,338 --> 01:34:38,476 whining about how your daughter doesn't come visit you no more, 1574 01:34:38,582 --> 01:34:40,838 I never would've sent my boys down here in the first place. 1575 01:34:40,963 --> 01:34:42,769 I never wrote any letter. 1576 01:34:49,955 --> 01:34:51,026 Ma. 1577 01:34:52,620 --> 01:34:54,670 Who wrote what to whom? 1578 01:34:54,788 --> 01:34:57,251 It's a moot point at this juncture. Don't you think? 1579 01:34:57,570 --> 01:35:00,201 Especially given the gravity of the situation... 1580 01:35:00,570 --> 01:35:02,176 out... side. 1581 01:35:03,608 --> 01:35:05,320 It just never ends with you. 1582 01:35:08,382 --> 01:35:09,332 No. 1583 01:35:10,838 --> 01:35:13,450 Liar, liar, pants on fire. 1584 01:35:13,695 --> 01:35:15,920 Nose is as long... 1585 01:35:16,094 --> 01:35:18,326 as a telephone wire. 1586 01:35:18,388 --> 01:35:19,995 Come on, Caesar. We're getting out of here. 1587 01:35:20,070 --> 01:35:22,463 - Come on, Caesar, let me go! - Don't make me shoot you. 1588 01:35:22,513 --> 01:35:24,163 - You're not gonna shoot me. - Shut up. Shut up! 1589 01:35:24,238 --> 01:35:25,644 Liar, liar. 1590 01:35:25,800 --> 01:35:28,926 - What starts in fun ends in tears. - Liar! 1591 01:35:29,051 --> 01:35:30,824 Caesar, I said let's get out of here. 1592 01:35:34,423 --> 01:35:35,612 You son of a bitch! 1593 01:35:39,833 --> 01:35:42,118 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1594 01:35:50,443 --> 01:35:52,162 Stay on the floor! 1595 01:35:52,231 --> 01:35:54,044 Why don't you put some guns on me? 1596 01:35:59,191 --> 01:36:00,475 Timmy! 1597 01:36:02,478 --> 01:36:03,355 I got the guy. 1598 01:36:03,417 --> 01:36:05,842 - I'm the one who got the guy. - We've got it all under control, boys! 1599 01:36:06,025 --> 01:36:08,281 - We've got it all under control, boys! - This is a big mistake. 1600 01:36:08,319 --> 01:36:09,606 I can explain everything. 1601 01:36:10,831 --> 01:36:12,867 Clovis, what the hell did you do now? 1602 01:36:12,935 --> 01:36:15,812 Over here! Move! Move! 1603 01:36:17,487 --> 01:36:18,369 Come on, come on. 1604 01:36:18,405 --> 01:36:21,224 Come on! Get everybody out! 1605 01:36:24,294 --> 01:36:26,031 We didn't do that, did we? 1606 01:36:33,175 --> 01:36:34,375 Alright, let's go. 1607 01:36:35,688 --> 01:36:37,019 Get him out. 1608 01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:39,569 Line them right up behind me. 1609 01:36:41,342 --> 01:36:43,827 Come on. Keep moving. Keep moving. 1610 01:36:43,944 --> 01:36:46,712 Come on, guys. Let's go. Keep it moving. 1611 01:36:47,362 --> 01:36:49,000 Come on, buddy. 1612 01:36:50,333 --> 01:36:52,150 Send those escaped cons back to New York 1613 01:36:52,194 --> 01:36:53,593 before they ruin my Christmas. 1614 01:36:55,687 --> 01:36:56,844 All the way in. Let's go. 1615 01:36:56,906 --> 01:36:58,823 Watch the shirt. It was a present. 1616 01:36:59,037 --> 01:37:00,662 I'm a deputy, for Christ's sake! 1617 01:37:00,706 --> 01:37:02,505 I demand to know what the hell's going on here! 1618 01:37:02,628 --> 01:37:04,968 Get some chairs out here. I didn't take Merlin. 1619 01:37:05,003 --> 01:37:07,312 Pull out some of those chairs. See how many we can get. 1620 01:37:07,380 --> 01:37:09,993 Pull out some of those chairs. That'll be fine. 1621 01:37:21,510 --> 01:37:23,510 All right, all right, all right. 1622 01:37:24,745 --> 01:37:26,094 Shut up! 1623 01:37:28,462 --> 01:37:30,100 Shut... quiet, please. 1624 01:37:31,168 --> 01:37:32,375 Thank you. 1625 01:37:36,394 --> 01:37:38,190 Father Gorenzel, can we talk? 1626 01:37:38,419 --> 01:37:41,159 Of course, Sarah. I'm always available to talk. 1627 01:37:41,387 --> 01:37:43,227 Come in. Come in. 1628 01:37:47,806 --> 01:37:50,066 You won't believe what happened. 1629 01:37:50,442 --> 01:37:54,037 I just got back from church. There was a knock on the door, and this... 1630 01:37:54,424 --> 01:37:55,821 was lying outside. 1631 01:37:55,890 --> 01:37:57,762 This note was with it. 1632 01:38:01,169 --> 01:38:04,287 "Please take this money. It belongs to the people of Paradise. 1633 01:38:07,208 --> 01:38:08,631 The three wise men." 1634 01:38:47,981 --> 01:38:49,450 What did he say? 1635 01:38:50,984 --> 01:38:52,887 He said it's time to forgive. 1636 01:38:56,450 --> 01:38:59,356 I'm sorry, Cliff, that I didn't tell you everything about myself. 1637 01:39:00,933 --> 01:39:03,231 It wouldn't have mattered if you had. 1638 01:39:07,000 --> 01:39:08,766 Uh, Mrs. Anderson, 1639 01:39:08,950 --> 01:39:12,470 you were probably closest to the perpetrators at the time of the robbery. 1640 01:39:12,700 --> 01:39:15,004 - Yeah, that's right. - Okay. 1641 01:39:15,231 --> 01:39:16,000 Now! 1642 01:39:16,144 --> 01:39:19,651 Can you identify these three men as the men who robbed the bank? 1643 01:39:35,218 --> 01:39:37,062 No, I don't believe so. 1644 01:39:39,392 --> 01:39:41,287 How can you be so sure? 1645 01:39:42,908 --> 01:39:45,050 Well, to begin with,.. 1646 01:39:45,494 --> 01:39:47,650 the robbers were wearing masks. 1647 01:39:49,131 --> 01:39:50,587 - Deputy Timmy? - Sir. 1648 01:39:51,019 --> 01:39:52,575 You were in the house at the time. 1649 01:39:53,075 --> 01:39:56,062 Why don't you tell the people what the hell was going on? 1650 01:39:58,881 --> 01:40:01,231 They saved us from being hurt. 1651 01:40:02,012 --> 01:40:02,931 That's what happened. 1652 01:40:03,106 --> 01:40:05,300 What a crock of stinking horse shit. 1653 01:40:05,437 --> 01:40:07,831 What do you know? You slept through the whole thing. 1654 01:40:09,787 --> 01:40:13,731 I wanna know how exactly you two seem to fit into all this. 1655 01:40:13,937 --> 01:40:16,669 We're deputies, for Christ's sake. Right, Bernie? 1656 01:40:18,012 --> 01:40:19,562 We were trying to make an arrest. 1657 01:40:19,698 --> 01:40:22,635 These three were in my store a half hour before the robbery, 1658 01:40:22,723 --> 01:40:24,505 and they bought three ski masks. 1659 01:40:24,671 --> 01:40:25,871 Well, whoa! Wait a minute. 1660 01:40:25,956 --> 01:40:27,962 Wait a min... You withheld this information? 1661 01:40:28,546 --> 01:40:30,352 Oh, Jesus, uh... 1662 01:40:30,612 --> 01:40:32,262 Spill on aisle three. 1663 01:40:33,462 --> 01:40:34,675 Spill on aisle three. 1664 01:40:34,775 --> 01:40:36,862 - What the hell are you talking about? - Spill on aisle three! 1665 01:40:36,931 --> 01:40:41,231 Spill on aisle three! Spill on aisle three! 1666 01:40:41,262 --> 01:40:42,844 ...and then everyone was hustling sandals... 1667 01:40:42,894 --> 01:40:43,881 Sit down! Sit down! 1668 01:40:43,919 --> 01:40:46,119 - And I didn't... what? - Sit down. 1669 01:40:47,731 --> 01:40:51,303 This was something I didn't quite put together till just now. 1670 01:40:51,575 --> 01:40:53,606 If these three guys aren't the crooks, 1671 01:40:53,831 --> 01:40:55,519 - I'd like to know... - Sit down! 1672 01:40:55,856 --> 01:40:58,976 Then where the hell are the three ski masks they bought from my store? 1673 01:41:04,494 --> 01:41:06,369 - You wanna see three ski masks? - Yeah! 1674 01:41:06,450 --> 01:41:07,281 Is that it? 1675 01:41:09,669 --> 01:41:11,400 I'll show you three ski masks. 1676 01:41:12,487 --> 01:41:13,343 Right in there. 1677 01:41:15,625 --> 01:41:16,769 Hey, guess what? 1678 01:41:17,298 --> 01:41:19,460 There's one,.. two... 1679 01:41:19,806 --> 01:41:21,287 Can we make it three? 1680 01:41:22,169 --> 01:41:23,450 - Three ski... - Sit down, you clown! 1681 01:41:23,480 --> 01:41:24,181 Okay. 1682 01:41:31,093 --> 01:41:33,427 Everything I got points to you three. 1683 01:41:34,990 --> 01:41:36,981 And don't give me that "Who, me?" look. 1684 01:41:37,744 --> 01:41:40,394 I can't believe the only thing I got you on is some parole violation. 1685 01:41:40,457 --> 01:41:42,126 You didn't rob the bank? You didn't rob the bank? 1686 01:41:42,226 --> 01:41:44,713 I wanna know exactly where you were at the time of the robbery. 1687 01:41:47,725 --> 01:41:49,581 They were with me Christmas shopping. 1688 01:41:50,137 --> 01:41:53,488 - What? - It's true, agent Peyser. 1689 01:41:53,756 --> 01:41:55,931 I saw them all go together. 1690 01:41:56,281 --> 01:41:58,406 Now I remember. I saw them too. 1691 01:42:01,981 --> 01:42:05,400 All right, all right. Shut up! Shut up! 1692 01:42:06,418 --> 01:42:08,000 E-E-Ed, swallow that. 1693 01:42:14,256 --> 01:42:15,837 Christmas shopping. 1694 01:42:17,022 --> 01:42:19,587 Something tells me I'm really getting jammed. 1695 01:42:24,844 --> 01:42:26,169 Let me guess. 1696 01:42:27,025 --> 01:42:29,687 - It's the money from the robbery. - Money... 1697 01:42:30,006 --> 01:42:31,762 Some... somebody... 1698 01:42:32,455 --> 01:42:35,087 dropped it outside... my front door. 1699 01:42:36,325 --> 01:42:38,410 And you have no idea who it might have been? 1700 01:42:38,625 --> 01:42:41,006 I don't know. I-I was praying. 1701 01:42:41,062 --> 01:42:43,552 Oh, well, you're a priest. Yeah. 1702 01:42:44,151 --> 01:42:46,418 We'll talk later. 1703 01:42:52,139 --> 01:42:53,672 What the hell's going on in this town? 1704 01:42:55,034 --> 01:42:57,772 What-what-what- what-what-what... 1705 01:43:15,165 --> 01:43:16,196 Come here. 1706 01:43:16,851 --> 01:43:17,859 Come here. 1707 01:43:26,541 --> 01:43:28,854 I don't know what the hell happened in this town, 1708 01:43:31,122 --> 01:43:34,572 and it's obvious nobody here is gonna tell me. 1709 01:43:35,341 --> 01:43:39,004 But I suspect that you three are getting the break of a lifetime. 1710 01:43:39,947 --> 01:43:42,510 Don't screw it up. You understand? 1711 01:43:43,716 --> 01:43:45,860 'Cause it's not gonna come around again. 1712 01:43:46,922 --> 01:43:48,429 We won't, sir. 1713 01:43:54,961 --> 01:43:56,541 Get out of here. 1714 01:44:08,299 --> 01:44:09,366 Ma. 1715 01:44:16,045 --> 01:44:17,979 Give me that. You're gonna lose it. 1716 01:44:20,222 --> 01:44:21,316 Well,.. 1717 01:44:22,047 --> 01:44:24,207 I know it sounds dumb, but... 1718 01:44:26,104 --> 01:44:27,960 I'm really proud of you three. 1719 01:44:30,722 --> 01:44:32,004 Thanks, ma. 1720 01:44:32,872 --> 01:44:35,354 And you're through with all this nonsense, right? 1721 01:44:35,516 --> 01:44:38,097 - Oh, absolutely. - Yeah. 1722 01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:39,578 You got it, ma. 1723 01:44:44,338 --> 01:44:45,504 Hey, what? 1724 01:44:50,979 --> 01:44:53,457 - I paid for that. - Mine. 1725 01:44:53,854 --> 01:44:56,225 - I paid for that. - I didn't see nothing. 1726 01:44:56,697 --> 01:44:58,179 - Tell her, Dave. I paid for it! - No. 1727 01:44:58,222 --> 01:45:00,006 - You saw me buy it. - I saw nothing. 1728 01:45:00,660 --> 01:45:03,173 - Tell it, Dave! - I'm a blind man. 1729 01:45:03,285 --> 01:45:06,952 - I... I... you're not... - Who's lying now? 1730 01:45:17,885 --> 01:45:19,804 I guess I just want to say good-bye. 1731 01:45:20,210 --> 01:45:21,060 I'm glad. 1732 01:45:22,366 --> 01:45:24,247 Did things work out between you and your dad? 1733 01:45:24,397 --> 01:45:25,208 Well,.. 1734 01:45:25,822 --> 01:45:27,810 I guess I got nothing to hide now, so... 1735 01:45:28,916 --> 01:45:30,115 I don't know. 1736 01:45:31,447 --> 01:45:32,815 Maybe there's hope for him. 1737 01:45:33,279 --> 01:45:34,385 Good. 1738 01:45:38,385 --> 01:45:39,089 It's my bus. 1739 01:45:39,160 --> 01:45:41,633 - I guess I better get going, right? - Yeah. 1740 01:45:46,304 --> 01:45:49,185 Listen. How would you feel if I were to settle down in a place like this? 1741 01:45:49,416 --> 01:45:52,060 A place like this? Or this place? 1742 01:45:52,279 --> 01:45:55,347 You know, maybe I could manage some little restaurant down here. 1743 01:45:55,429 --> 01:45:58,279 Get you half off on lunch, free coffee with every meal. 1744 01:45:58,741 --> 01:46:01,922 I'll see you every morning in the bank when I'm making my deposits. 1745 01:46:02,106 --> 01:46:05,491 - Stay out of the bank, all right? - Give me a chance. 1746 01:46:10,760 --> 01:46:13,229 - Bill... - Maybe we could hit it off. 1747 01:46:15,766 --> 01:46:16,910 Look. 1748 01:46:54,929 --> 01:46:57,116 Check out Bill. He's really going for it. 1749 01:46:57,697 --> 01:47:00,880 - Hey, man, get a room! - What for? 1750 01:47:04,610 --> 01:47:06,752 Hey, ma, what are you so happy about? 1751 01:47:07,191 --> 01:47:09,755 Well, your brother's got himself a girlfriend. 1752 01:47:10,266 --> 01:47:11,757 - Is he coming with us? - No. 1753 01:47:11,825 --> 01:47:13,758 - Should we go get him? - No, you sit down. 1754 01:47:13,826 --> 01:47:15,141 He's staying here. 1755 01:47:16,491 --> 01:47:20,530 Speaking of which, when are you two gonna get hitched? 1756 01:47:20,598 --> 01:47:23,517 - "Get hitched." - We're not even attracted to each other. 1757 01:47:33,679 --> 01:47:34,760 Bye, mom! 1758 01:47:35,862 --> 01:47:37,796 Bye, Dave! Bye, Alvin! 1759 01:47:37,864 --> 01:47:39,797 Bye, sweetie! 1760 01:47:54,929 --> 01:48:00,966 ♪ You're nobody 'till somebody loves you ♪ 1761 01:48:02,687 --> 01:48:08,844 ♪ You're nobody 'till somebody cares ♪ 1762 01:48:10,207 --> 01:48:12,007 ♪ You may be king ♪ 1763 01:48:12,107 --> 01:48:15,432 ♪ You may possess the world ♪ 1764 01:48:15,526 --> 01:48:17,463 ♪ And its gold ♪ 1765 01:48:17,938 --> 01:48:21,557 ♪ But gold won't bring you happiness ♪ 1766 01:48:21,638 --> 01:48:25,021 ♪ When you're growing old ♪ 1767 01:48:25,526 --> 01:48:28,557 ♪ The world still is the same ♪ 1768 01:48:28,670 --> 01:48:31,105 ♪ You never change it ♪ 1769 01:48:33,044 --> 01:48:39,651 ♪ As sure as the stars shine above ♪ 1770 01:48:40,616 --> 01:48:47,641 ♪ You're nobody 'till somebody loves you ♪ 1771 01:48:48,272 --> 01:48:53,584 ♪ So find yourself somebody to love ♪ 1772 01:49:25,421 --> 01:49:28,523 ♪ The world still is the same ♪ 1773 01:49:28,591 --> 01:49:30,824 ♪ You never change it ♪ 1774 01:49:32,527 --> 01:49:39,699 ♪ As sure as the stars shine above ♪ 1775 01:49:39,767 --> 01:49:46,905 ♪ But you're nobody ♪ ♪ Till somebody loves you ♪ 1776 01:49:46,973 --> 01:49:54,478 ♪ So find yourself somebody to love ♪ 133829