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Adult Frankie: After my dream
girl turned me down to homecoming,
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I needed to be alone.
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So I went to my secret spot in the library.
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Frankie?
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Heather.
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Look. I made a mistake.
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I don't want to go to homecoming with Evan.
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You don't?
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No.
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I've been in love with you
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since the moment I saw
you play that trumpet
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at the sixth-grade assembly.
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I'd like you to be my date to homecoming.
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Also...
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I'd like you to be my first.
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All right, wrap it up.
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Dad?
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You've been in here for 25 minutes.
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If you're gonna do that
stuff, do it in your room.
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Don't waste my water.
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It's California. We're in
the middle of a drought.
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Da, da, da-la-da
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Da, da, da-la
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Da, da, da-la-da
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The story of my li-i-i-fe
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?Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17?
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Hey
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All right, for homecoming,
which one of these dresses says,
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"I'm the hottest one here but
I'm not a bitch about it"?
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Whichever's harder to
unzip in the back of a car.
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Both are pretty easy.
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Joanne: Oh-ho-ho!
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[Singsong voice] There's
my homecoming king.
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[Imitating fanfare]
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Damn it. How come there's
never hot water in the morning?
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You want to handle that
one there, your majesty?
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No. Thank you.
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Uh, mom...
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I don't think I'm gonna be
going to homecoming this year.
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Why? Because that Heather
girl said no? So what?
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I really liked her.
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There are 3 billion women on this planet.
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Even if you were picky...
which you can't afford to be...
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you'd still have plenty of choices.
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Do yourself a favor. Move on.
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Joanne: It's true, honey.
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There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
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Well, actually, that's not true.
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We've over-fished in the oceans.
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And in 150 years,
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we will have depleted most
of our natural resources
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to the point of near-extinction
for the human race.
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Lately, my parents had been a
little on edge with each other.
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It's just a saying, Jack.
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For people who don't care what words mean.
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Oh, you mean words like
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"Please don't tape over
my copy of 'Ghost'."
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I popped it in this morning
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'cause it gets me pumped to
clean, and what do I see?
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A stupid episode of the stupid "Commish."
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The stupid "Commish"?
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I... he's juggling a family
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and trying to run an
entire police department.
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Okay, you know what? Can I talk to
you for a second in the other room?
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Now.
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- We need to have sex.
- Yes.
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Okay, but we can't because you have to take
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the kids to school right now
and I have to go to class.
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- So this is some kind of sick joke?
- No.
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Honey, I'm trying to explain
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why we've been sniping
at each other so much.
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We haven't had a... [Sighs]
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Romantic night together in weeks
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and it's not because we
let ourselves go, Jack.
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We look good. We do.
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What about Tuesday night?
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I can't. I have study group.
What about next Monday?
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Rachel's friends are coming over.
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Well, we had a good run.
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Before we discuss Friday
night's homecoming dance,
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I just want to say how important it is
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that you do not drink and drive.
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If you need a ride, call one of the nerds.
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[Laughter]
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Love you, nerds.
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So, uh, I was thinking,
instead of going to homecoming,
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see "Arachnophobia."
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I'm going to the dance, dude.
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You don't have a date.
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Here's my move... Show up late,
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find a chick that just got
into a fight with her date,
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look her in the eyes and say,
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"He doesn't treat you right, girl."
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Then it's on.
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[Laughing] You actually
think that's gonna work?
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[Scoffs] It's not my
first time in ninth grade.
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Call me old-fashioned,
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but I'm actually bringing a proper date.
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- Who?
- My cousin.
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We don't need to tell you
why that's a bad idea, right?
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You know.
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Nobody knows she's my cousin.
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Your penis will.
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[Chuckles]
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It's from Kim Parker.
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"Is Frankie going to
homecoming? Yes or no."
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I'm gonna go with "maybe."
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In 1991, this was our version of texting.
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I can't remember if Kim Parker's cute.
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Let's turn around and look
but not at the same time.
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McMullen: Remember, if you are caught
smoking marijuana cigarettes...
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Not bad.
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I guess. She's no Gabriella.
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That's true. We don't share a grandma.
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McMullen: Immediately, and it
will not be returned to you.
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She straight-up wants to go with you.
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In that moment, I decided
the best thing to do
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was just take my dad's advice and move on.
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I'm in.
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And due to some complaints from
last year's parent chaperones,
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there will be a new no-grinding
policy at the dance this year.
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[All booing]
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You're seriously outlawing grinding?
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How are we supposed to
express our sexuality?
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You're not. That's the point.
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This is an outrage! Assembly dismissed!
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You can't do that.
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Hey!
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She can't do that!
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You are not dismissed!
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Oh, great. The nerds, too. Hmm.
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Dude, my week has totally turned around.
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I've got a cute date to homecoming.
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I've got, like, three new chest hairs.
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They're around my nipples,
but it's whatever.
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And, uh...
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I'm completely over Heather Blumeyer, so...
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Exactly. Heather who-meyer, bro.
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[Both chuckle]
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What the hell did you just say about me?
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Uh...
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I'm just kidding. [Chuckles]
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I don't know what you
guys are talking about.
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[Both laugh]
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Well, anyway, I heard you're
going to homecoming with Kim.
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Yeah. I'm...
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I'm pretty excited about it, you know?
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'Cause, uh, me and Kim
have great chemistry.
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Kim and I had never spoken.
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Well, it's cool you're gonna be there.
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We're gonna have fun.
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[School bell rings]
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Dude, did you see that?
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Don't say something stupid.
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She totally still likes me.
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Mom, the worst thing in
the history of the world
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happened at school today.
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They banned grinding at homecoming.
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Well, unless "grinding" is
another words for "Jews,"
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I think you overstated that.
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[Groans]
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I got big news.
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Do you ever worry that our
daughter's becoming too shallow?
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I mean, what happens
when life gets too hard?
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She's a pretty white girl.
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I think the ship has sailed
on life getting hard.
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Jack, do not bring up that
"Nothing they do matters" crap,
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or I will get full-on crazy.
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Frankie got a date to homecoming.
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We'll have the house to
ourselves tomorrow night.
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Oh, my God! I love you!
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I love you. I love you. I love you.
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Today was homecoming.
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We were on the way to pick up our suits,
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and I was feeling pretty good
about myself for one reason.
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I'm telling you, dude. She still likes me.
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She said, "We will have fun"... We.
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Oh, dude. She said "we"? Whoa, man.
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That's some serious porno
language right there.
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You can laugh all you want, dude,
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but I know in my gut we
still got something going on.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Right.
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And that's why she's going with He-man.
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No, dude. He's way hotter than He-man.
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Easy, guy. He-man's ripped.
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What? Is this a real conversation?
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Look, all I'm saying is,
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what if my window with
Heather is still open?
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Your jukebox money
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The love shack
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Is a little old place where
- Clearly, it was not.
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Okay. Yeah, he's way hotter than He-man.
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We can get together
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Love shack, baby
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- [Chuckles]
-
a love shack, baby
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Love shack
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In three hours, this house will
be as it is in my dreams...
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Love shack, baby, love shack
- Without kids.
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Here's to homecoming.
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Love shack, baby, love shack
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I'm not going to homecoming.
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I hate this place.
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You are going to this dance tonight.
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You're not staying in the house.
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I don't care who this girl's dating.
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This is him.
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Holy crap.
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I don't even think you and
him are the same species.
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I mean, I wouldn't let your mom near him.
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I-I get it. He's handsome.
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Nah, I feel as though
"handsome" doesn't even do it.
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I think we should invent a new word.
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Uh, sorry. Look.
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How about if I give you 20 bucks
and you go see a few movies?
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Why can't I just stay here?
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Because I can't have sex with
your mom if you're in the house.
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I mean, I can, but she doesn't
feel comfortable with it.
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[Gasps]
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Mom, help me do my hair
like this Russian model...
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only hotter.
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Speaking of Russia,
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you know what's going on there, right?
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Communism is collapsing.
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[Scoffs] And so are my bangs.
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Can you hand me that hair spray?
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Honey...
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Let me ask you a question.
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If you could change one
thing in this world,
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what would it be?
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Doug would be two inches taller.
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And?
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They'd allow grinding at homecoming.
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Okay. Well...
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Those are two of the biggies.
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Mom, it's a big deal. It's censorship.
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No, it's not, sweetie.
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We're talking about you rubbing your butt
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into somebody's crotch.
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They're telling us how to act
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based on what they deem acceptable.
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Actually, that does kind
of sound like censorship.
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No doy.
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Well, maybe you should
do something about it.
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Like spread a rumor that
the principal came on to me?
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Wow. No.
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I'm... I'm thinking more along the lines
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of a peaceful protest.
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You know, our...
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our country has a long
history of strong women
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who were made famous for...
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for standing up for what they believe in...
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women like Susan B. Anthony,
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Rosa Parks, and Gloria Steinem.
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They were famous, huh?
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I get that.
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Frankie won't be a problem anymore.
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Oh, I love it when you talk like a mobster.
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Hmm. [Chuckles]
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By the way, how did you convince him to go?
260
00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:10,160
- I didn't. I sent him to the movies.
- [Chuckles]
261
00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:12,160
What about Kim?
262
00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:14,500
- What about who?
- His date.
263
00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,130
He can't ditch his date.
264
00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:17,840
She's sitting at home right now
265
00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:19,600
expecting our son to pick her up.
266
00:10:19,610 --> 00:10:21,340
Well, isn't that a problem for her parents?
267
00:10:21,350 --> 00:10:23,740
Uh, J... Honey...
268
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:26,210
No.
269
00:10:26,220 --> 00:10:28,710
[Door opens, closes]
270
00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:29,880
Frankie!
271
00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,530
- Man: Shh!
- Dad?
272
00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,750
What are you doing here?
273
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,120
Yeah, change of plans there, chief.
274
00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:41,390
[Sighs] You can't just ditch your date.
275
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,400
Oh.
276
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,860
- I totally forgot about her.
- Hmm.
277
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,270
Ah, you know what it was?
I was just so in my head.
278
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,040
Sounds like a great story
for your journal. Let's go.
279
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,640
John Goodman dies in the end.
280
00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,610
[All groan]
281
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:56,880
All right. It's go time.
282
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,710
We have to pick up Frankie's date in 20,
283
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,580
which means we have to leave A.S.A.P.
284
00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:02,720
Mango, it's good to see your dumb face.
285
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,350
Why aren't you dressed?
286
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,320
Because I'm not going to homecoming.
287
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,290
Why?
288
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:13,360
Because I'm taking a stand
against an oppressive leadership
289
00:11:13,370 --> 00:11:15,540
that's trying to violate
my civil liberties.
290
00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,140
My God, what have you done?
291
00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:26,640
Look. I know, I'm messing up our night.
292
00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:30,010
And I know as far as causes
go, dry-humping is a silly one.
293
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,077
No, it's great.
294
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,110
I can't wait to read her miniskirt manifesto.
295
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,120
Okay, look. Today it's grinding.
296
00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,750
Tomorrow... It could be apartheid.
297
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,790
In 50 years, she could lead a rebellion
298
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,360
against our robot overlords.
299
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,060
Wow, that went from
zero to crazy real fast.
300
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:48,160
I am getting those damn kids
out of our house, Joanne.
301
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:50,000
Okay, Jack, if this is about sex...
302
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,570
We can do it tomorrow morning.
303
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,040
It's the principle.
304
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:57,070
I will not have our lives
held hostage by children.
305
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,710
But yes to the morning
thing. I'm shooting for both.
306
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,280
If Rachel's not going to
homecoming, do I have to go?
307
00:12:02,290 --> 00:12:04,310
- Both: Yes.
- Well...
308
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:07,850
I never picked up my suit and
the rental place is closed.
309
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,190
It's not a problem.
310
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,520
I'm not wearing this.
311
00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:14,820
What? You're too good for that suit?
312
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,290
Okay, you go talk to Rachel.
313
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,390
I'm gonna drive Frankie and his
date to the dance. Let's go.
314
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,110
I can't believe we're
gonna miss homecoming.
315
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,930
I've been looking forward
to this night all year.
316
00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:25,770
Doug, so help me God,
if you start crying...
317
00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:27,500
I'm barely holding it together.
318
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,110
I'm barely holding it together
319
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,550
but in a completely different way.
320
00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,480
Come on, guys. What are
you waiting for? Let's go.
321
00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:37,210
The dance was in full effect.
322
00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:40,620
Mikey didn't have money
to blow on a suit rental
323
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:42,990
or $40 for tickets, so he improvised.
324
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,350
Girl, I must
325
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,460
Warn you
326
00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:50,060
I sense something
strange in my mind
327
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,730
Yo, situation is
328
00:12:52,740 --> 00:12:55,000
Serious
329
00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:58,670
Let's cure it 'cause
we're running out of time
330
00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,770
Mm-hmm, tell them, baby
331
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,640
It's, oh, so
332
00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,710
Beautiful
333
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,880
Relationships, they
seem from the start
334
00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:08,640
Who the hell is that?
335
00:13:08,650 --> 00:13:09,980
It's driving me out of my mind
336
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,180
George: Oh, that's my cousin.
337
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,920
I take back everything
I ever said about you.
338
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:17,190
That's why it's hard for me to find
339
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:21,460
Can't get it out of my head
340
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:23,090
Miss her, kiss her, love her
341
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:24,490
Wrong move, you're dead
342
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,600
That girl is
343
00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:27,060
Poison
344
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,570
Her mom said it's gonna
be another couple minutes.
345
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:32,270
Is this normal behavior for this girl?
346
00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,300
I don't know. We've only
talked through notes.
347
00:13:34,310 --> 00:13:36,210
What are you, John and Abigail Adams?
348
00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:37,910
Who?
349
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,871
Kim looked fantastic.
350
00:13:40,872 --> 00:13:41,910
If I were you, I'd take pre...
351
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,780
- And then she opened her mouth.
-
caution
352
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,480
How come we're not going in a limo?
353
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:46,650
The theme is renaissance ball.
354
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,650
I'm supposed to feel like a princess.
355
00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:51,720
You know, most renaissance princesses
356
00:13:51,730 --> 00:13:53,420
were the product of incest
and sold like property
357
00:13:53,430 --> 00:13:55,220
to consolidate power.
358
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,290
I know how to open a door.
359
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,830
Poison
360
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,400
Ew, it smells like the '80s!
361
00:14:00,410 --> 00:14:01,660
[Scoffs]
362
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,400
Yeah, BBD in full effect
363
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:06,240
Yo, what's up to
Ralph T. And Johnny G.
364
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,670
And I can't forget
about my boy, B. Brown
365
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,770
- What?
- [Whistles]
366
00:14:08,780 --> 00:14:10,540
- No. Why?
- [Whistles]
367
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,810
-
Poison
- [Clicks tongue]
368
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,040
[Whistles]
369
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,480
Wow, she's horrible.
370
00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:19,180
So, I dropped Frankie off at the
dance with an awful human being.
371
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,856
Doug, why are you still here? Well...
372
00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:22,490
Doug, am I talking to you? Where's Rachel?
373
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,350
She's in her room. I don't
know how to tell her to go
374
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,320
without abandoning her principles.
375
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,660
Have you tried threatening her?
376
00:14:27,670 --> 00:14:29,430
- [Sighs]
- Doug, sit down.
377
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,060
No. I'm not going.
378
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:34,060
Someone needs to take a stand.
379
00:14:34,070 --> 00:14:36,600
- Oh!
- Joanne, not now.
380
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,630
Look, honey, how about if I give you $20
381
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,600
and you go see a few movies?
382
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:43,040
Really? Is that your only move?
383
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,840
I need to make a difference.
384
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,840
She can't make a difference
here in her room.
385
00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:48,110
Doug, if I need your help,
386
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,980
I'll shine a big dopey
smile into the night sky.
387
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,410
I want to dance!
388
00:14:51,420 --> 00:14:52,620
[Sighs]
389
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:56,250
Look, honey, Mango is right.
390
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:59,260
You're not doing anything
by just sitting here.
391
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:01,720
Oh, my God. Totally.
392
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,790
Rosa Parks didn't just sit in her room.
393
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,500
She walked onto that bus
and sat right in the front.
394
00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:08,783
This is exactly the same thing. Right, mom?
395
00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:09,999
Well, I don't know if I would
396
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,885
- say exactly the same.
- Oh, I think it's very similar.
397
00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,450
Mom, what do you think I should do?
398
00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:18,640
I think you need to go make a difference.
399
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,440
Like Rosa?
400
00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:22,450
Y-yes.
401
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:24,480
Exactly.
402
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,460
We're going to hell.
403
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:34,740
My homecoming was sucking.
But George's wasn't.
404
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:38,510
His plan to look cool was actually working.
405
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,710
Crowd: [Chanting] Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy!
406
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,010
Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy!
407
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:45,810
Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy!
408
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,680
He didn't even care
they got his name wrong.
409
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,350
Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy!
410
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,720
Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy!
411
00:15:51,730 --> 00:15:54,220
Jimmy's on fire! Oh!
412
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,360
Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy!
413
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:58,560
Go Jimmy! Go Jimmy!
414
00:15:58,570 --> 00:15:59,730
Go Jimmy!
415
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,200
Nice shoes.
416
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,460
Thanks.
417
00:16:03,470 --> 00:16:05,770
I, uh... I wanted something that said,
418
00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,840
"I'm the hottest one here but
I'm not being a bitch about it."
419
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:11,970
I kind of think you're
being a bitch about it.
420
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:14,280
- [Both chuckle]
- Kim: Frankie!
421
00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:19,620
Um, well, I should go.
422
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:24,020
Oh, my God.
423
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,750
When are they gonna
play "The Humpty Dance"?
424
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,250
I don't know.
425
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:29,690
They've played it like six
times tonight, so probably soon.
426
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,690
- You know what's crazy?
- Hmm?
427
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,460
It's like fate that you
and I are here together.
428
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:36,000
Yeah.
429
00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:38,530
I mean, Heather totally thought
you guys were gonna go together.
430
00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,230
Wait, what?
431
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,610
-
Oh, oh, do me, baby
- Oh, my God! "The Humpty Dance"!
432
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:48,240
Oh, oh, do me, baby
433
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,840
[Tires screech]
434
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:52,080
Jack: All right. We're
here. Have fun. Get out.
435
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,420
Now. Let's go. Let's go.
436
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,650
Dr. Dunlevy, I just want...
437
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,790
that dress comes off... I will end you.
438
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,030
Understood.
439
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,010
No. No, no.
440
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,650
[Brakes squeak]
441
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,540
[Brakes squeak]
442
00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,080
[Gear shifts]
443
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:24,720
[Engine shuts off]
444
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,320
Having fun?
445
00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,190
Mm.
446
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,460
Well, look at the bright side.
447
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:37,930
At some point, that succubus you're with
448
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,090
has to be summoned back
to the depths of hell.
449
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,600
I don't really care about Kim.
450
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:43,530
So, why are you moping around out here?
451
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:47,330
I had a chance with Heather and I blew it.
452
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,000
And I know.
453
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:51,540
It's stupid because there's a
billion other girls out there.
454
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,970
But she's the only one I can think about.
455
00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:57,080
I know. I need to move on.
456
00:17:57,090 --> 00:18:00,050
[Sighs]
457
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:01,680
Okay.
458
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:03,980
Okay.
459
00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:05,820
The first time I saw your mother,
460
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:08,790
she was waiting tables at this
diner next to my med school.
461
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:14,300
And I thought to myself, "Holy cow, wow."
462
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:18,570
So I asked her out. And she turned me down.
463
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:20,800
- Really?
- I know. It shocked me, too.
464
00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:22,470
I was a doctor with 3% body fat.
465
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,000
Yeah, I get it. You were a catch.
466
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,410
Oh, you're damn right I am. Anyway...
467
00:18:26,420 --> 00:18:27,780
I could have moved on,
468
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:31,350
but I just couldn't
stop thinking about her.
469
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,850
So I ate at that diner
every day for a year,
470
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,120
which brought me up to 5% in body fat.
471
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:41,490
But... but when the time
was right, I made my move.
472
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,190
Sounds like stalking.
473
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,590
Mm. Probably would be today.
474
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,130
The laws were different then.
475
00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:49,060
The point is... If I had moved on,
476
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:51,810
I wouldn't be with the person
that I love more than anything.
477
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,940
Seriously, that's George's cousin.
478
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:02,740
They share DNA.
479
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,250
You sure you don't want to go after her?
480
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:06,250
[Chuckles]
481
00:19:06,260 --> 00:19:07,880
[Seal's "Crazy" plays]
482
00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:11,050
I knew right then, looking at Heather,
483
00:19:11,060 --> 00:19:14,360
that I would wait however
long it took to get her.
484
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,420
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
485
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,890
Apart.
486
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,490
Because when something is worth it...
487
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:23,300
This is for Rosa Parks.
488
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:27,170
You do whatever it takes...
489
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:31,770
A man decides after 70 years
490
00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,910
That's what he goes there for
491
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,080
Is to unlock the door
492
00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:41,220
-
While those around him criticize and sleep
- I am firing that history teacher.
493
00:19:41,230 --> 00:19:43,730
[Sighs]
494
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:50,490
And through a fractal
on a breaking wall
495
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,990
I see you my friend and
touch your face again
496
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,490
Adult Frankie: Even
when the things you want
497
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,760
take a really long time to get.
498
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:58,800
When I first asked you out,
how did you say no to me?
499
00:19:58,810 --> 00:20:02,070
Hmm? I was 3% body fat.
500
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,600
[Chuckling] I think it's 'cause you opened
501
00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,510
with that information.
502
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,180
Ah.
503
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:11,280
But we're never gonna survive
504
00:20:11,290 --> 00:20:17,590
Unless we get a little crazy
505
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,120
No, we're never gonna survive
506
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,890
Adult Frankie: But maybe I
didn't have to be my dad.
507
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,960
Maybe I didn't have to wait.
508
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:26,660
Unless we are a little crazy
509
00:20:26,670 --> 00:20:27,630
No, no
510
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,130
Never survive
511
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:37,580
Unless we get a little bit
512
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,810
Adult Frankie: And when
something feels this right,
513
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:45,920
no matter how it ends up...
514
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,420
You son of a bitch.
515
00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:50,790
[Crowd gasps]
516
00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:56,300
It is totally worth it.
517
00:21:02,740 --> 00:21:04,370
Hey
518
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,700
Mom?
519
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:09,000
It was a total disaster. He's such a jerk.
520
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,810
You wouldn't even believe it.
521
00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:14,610
No, he didn't do that. Ew!
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Look, can you just come pick me up, please?
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I-I just want to go home.
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He doesn't treat you right, girl.
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Let's go for a walk.
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Okay.
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