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Adult Frankie: A lot of big,
things happened in 1991...
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the Soviet Union collapsed,
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pee wee Herman was arrested,
for something I do every day...
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see you later...
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and I tried to learnthe guitar.
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[Discordant chords play]
[Off-key]
More than words
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Is all you have to
do to make it real
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[Mumbling] To, uh, have the whole thing.
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Did you need something,
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Huh? Yeah.
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Maybe music, isn't your thing.
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I could get better,
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what if I'm, like, the next Slash?
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Statistically, most guitarists end up
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penniless and addicted to heroin.
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Look, you're great at...
lots of other things.
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Like what?
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Well, like, uh, baseball...
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and, um...
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Let me borrow this.
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Morning, sweetie.
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Morning.
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Da, da, da-la-da
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Da, da, da-la,
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Da, da, da-la-da
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The story of my li-i-i-fe
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My school's homecoming
dance was a week away.
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I was nervous about
asking Heather Blumeyer.
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Dad didn't give a crap.
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Honey, Heather would have, to be blind
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to say no to you,
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you know what? She still would say "yes,"
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because you smell great, and your...
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and your face feels handsome.
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Mom...
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I get what you're doing.
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I'm begging you... please stop.
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No, I'm on a roll.
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Jack, you asked out plenty of
girls before we got married.
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Granted, they were all hideous skanks.
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Give him some tips.
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Walk up to her and ask her.
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It's not that easy.
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Then don't ask her.
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I bet she's gonna ask you
because you're so hot.
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Sounds like you could go to
homecoming with your mom.
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Obviously, he's joking.
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But if we did, we would
have an amazing time.
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[Chuckles] Kill me,
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Gold and silver shine
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I thought you were going into the pool.
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I changed my mind.
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There's something gross floating in it.
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Hey, Rach. This baby's a 2-seater.
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Ugh!
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What's that on your hand, it's a stamp
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from the concert we told her not to go to.
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My dad always steamrolled me,
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but with Rachel,it was a fair fight.
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All right.
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[Sighs] No car for the next month.
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Fine. Doug will drive me around.
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- And no TV.
- Fine. I'll just get smarter.
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And no...
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Fine.
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Fine, fine.
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Fine. Fine.
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Fine,
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, I will defeat her.
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Mom didn't laugh for long
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because thanks to herstudy group,
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law school was bleedinginto weekends.
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Okay, so our test will definitely cover
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personal jurisdiction.
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Ohh. Oh, are you two together?
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Yeah, he's my man. [Chuckles] Aw.
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I'm so glad to hear that
because I don't have
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a lot in common with the single students.
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You know, they just... they just seem to...
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okay, and now you're making out.
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[Moans]
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I'm not sure this is the most
appropriate place for that.
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I need some adult friends.
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I need to find a good
punishment for Rachel.
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Okay, me first.
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Whenever I'm at home, I'm with kids.
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I go to law school, more stupid kids.
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Why do you need friends?
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I don't ever want to be
around anyone but you.
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Mm-hmm, and our children.
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I stand by my original statement.
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All right, look.
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Now that we fixed your stuff,
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here's what I'm thinking
about Rachel's punishment.
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In the war, the Vietcong used to...
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Yeah, I'm gonna stop you right there.
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With Rachel, all you need to do
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is find something, she really hates.
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Has anyone ever told you
you could be a model?
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Yes! Now get away from me.
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[Pixies' "Here Comes Your Man", playing]
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It's been you all along, hasn't it?
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Outside, there's a boxcar waiting
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Who's excited about having Rachel take over
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carpool duties for the week?
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I am.
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Yep. And, George, I'm
gonna, have to ask you
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to always sit shotgun.
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- You can count on me, sir.
- No.
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- I know I can,
- Frank: Dad, seriously?
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Five days of watching
George perv on my sister?
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Five days?
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Are you nerds still going
to school on Fridays?
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Please don't make me do this.
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He stares at me with his mouth open.
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Jack: You know, Rachel,
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there are times we have to do things
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we don't want to do.
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But sometimes we get to
make people do things
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they don't want to do,
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and it's those times that
make life worth living.
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Have a nice ride, [Engine turns over]
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Here comes your man
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- Answer me this.
- Hmm?
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What car are you using
to get to work today?
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Because I need mine to get to class.
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Am I not a man? Do I not have legs?
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You're gonna run to work?
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Bye-bye.
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[Smooches]
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Here comes your man
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I'll see you around 7:00,
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good luck.
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[School bell rings]
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In high school, your best
chance to ask someone out
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is the two minutesbetween classes.
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And people were pairing upleft and right.
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Do you want to go to homecoming with me?
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Totally. [Chuckles] [Chuckles]
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I needed to find HeatherA.S.A.P.
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Jackpot!
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[Clatters]
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Crap, it's Chad...
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the world's most obvious narc.
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Hey, Frankie...
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You know where I can score some reefer?
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Damn it, Chad!
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I know. I want to smoke it!
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[School bell rings]
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Unfortunately,I didn't see Heather again
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until the end of the day.
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Heather!
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah, of course.
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Um...
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Okay, here's the thing.
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Hey, is that your dad?
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Oh, my God. What's happening?
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[Panting]
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Hi, Dr. Dunlevy.
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Hey, Frankie's friend.
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Did you need something?
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Too winded to run the last couple of miles.
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[Panting]
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I thought I'd hitch a ride
home with you and Rach.
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Mind if I hit that?
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Well, my ride's here.
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Were you gonna ask me something?
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Suddenly, it just didn't
see, like the right time.
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[Gulps] Do you know what they're
serving for lunch tomorrow?
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I think it's turkey potpie.
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Nice.
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That the girl?
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Yes.
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Oh! Swing and a miss.
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[Inhales deeply]
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You know what? This drink energized me.
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I think I can make it.
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Patient prescribed 50 milligrams
of mercaptopurine. [Clicks]
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What were you thinking?!
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[Backpack thuds]
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You want to turn down the
volume and try that again?
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You ran up like a crazy person
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just as I was gonna ask
Heather to homecoming.
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It was the perfect time.
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Perfect time? This is not a shuttle launch,
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there's nothing to be scared of.
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You do know that fear is
just an evolutionary response
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designed to keep you safe, from predators
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and not 16-year-old girls.
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Yay! Let's have a long conversation
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about how I'm dumb with
girls because of science.
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Well, it's actually, a short one.
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It's all about adolescent hormones.
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Now, I'm assuming that you
get erections all the time
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for no apparent reason, am I right?
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Ding, ding, ding.
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Couldn't have beenmore right about that.
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Just run, honey.
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Remember I was saying that I wanted to make
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new grown-up friends?
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Well, I made one today at the supermarket.
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Mm.
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Her name is Gail. She has a great smile.
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We both love gnocchi and Cary Grant movies.
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Honey, that's not a friend,
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a friend is someone, you call
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after you wake up covered,
in someone else's blood.
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Well, I think Gail would
be great in that situation.
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I told her and her husband
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that we'd have dinner
with them tomorrow night.
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[Sighs] You're gonna love him.
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He also treats cancer.
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What kind?
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Uh, all kinds...
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cat, dog, horse. He's a vet.
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You are not a doctor if
your job used to be done,
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by a shotgun.
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Trust me, Jack.
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You're gonna love the...
Donkenhoffer... stursens.
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You don't even know, their name, do you,
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don't care. We're gonna have fun.
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Why didn't you get out in
front with Frankie and Mikey?
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Because my class is
closer to the parking lot.
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After I get out, you need to wait at least,
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30 seconds, okay?
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[Car door opens]
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- Hi, Rachel.
- Hi!
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Thanks for the ride, baby girl.
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'Sup, playas?
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If you're looking for Heather,
you're not gonna find her.
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Why not?
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Her and her friend, are skipping school,
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and going to Peach Lake.
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I heard some guys, talking about it
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while I was flushing an
M-80 down the toilet.
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Well, I don't know, dude.
I've never ditched before.
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I'm not really much of a rule-breaker.
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[Loud bang, water spraying]
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Yeah, me either.
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Look, you want to talk to Heather?
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Don't be a wuss. George
is gonna cover for us.
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- John Donovan,
- Young Man: Here!
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Frankie Dunlevy?
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George: [High-pitched voice] Here!
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- Honey.
- Hmm?
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What do you think about this blazer
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for dinner with, uh,
Gail and the dog doctor?
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Hold it up a little bit.
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Yeah, no.
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I don't think it's gonna go
well with the, uh, sweat pants
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and that couch I'm gonna
be sitting on over there.
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I'm not going.
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Okay, except that you are.
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Look, when you were stuck,
all day in the house
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with the kids, I went
to all these hell nights
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because you needed it.
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But now I'm on dumb-dumb patrol,
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and I don't need it.
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So what are you saying?
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I don't have to do that, anymore.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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All right. Late for work, gotta go.
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See ya. [Smooches]
267
00:10:15,660 --> 00:10:19,620
I will defeat him.
268
00:10:19,630 --> 00:10:21,890
Hey.
269
00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:26,320
Anyone got any marijuana
cigarettes we can blaze?
270
00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,190
Chad, are you wearing, a wedding ring?
271
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,660
What? No.
272
00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:32,630
Whoa, check it out. The rope's still up.
273
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,570
If you can swing off of
it and land in the lake,
274
00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:36,870
you're a legend.
275
00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,270
Mike Vessallo was the
last person to try it.
276
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,000
Landed on the rocks.
277
00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:42,670
That guy's a badass.
278
00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,840
Eats through a tube now, bro.
279
00:10:45,850 --> 00:10:47,540
Frankie?
280
00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:49,350
Hey, Heather.
281
00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:50,610
What are you doing here?
282
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:53,780
Um, just skipping class, 'cause, you know,
283
00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:55,820
it's... it's kinda my thing.
284
00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:57,190
[Chuckles]
285
00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,220
Actually, Frankie came down
here for something else.
286
00:11:00,230 --> 00:11:01,490
Dude.
287
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:03,690
I should have justasked her to the dance
288
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,330
right then and there.But instead,
289
00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:09,070
I went with a slightly
less-terrifying option.
290
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:13,440
[House of Pain's "Jump Around" playing]
291
00:11:13,450 --> 00:11:15,540
Dude, what the hell am I doing?
292
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,340
Going out on top, bro.
293
00:11:17,350 --> 00:11:21,850
There are moments in life
when legends are made.
294
00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:24,180
[All cheering]
295
00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:26,680
This was not one of them.
296
00:11:26,690 --> 00:11:28,090
[Grunts]
297
00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,590
Aah! Uhh!
298
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,090
[Chuckles] Brutal.
299
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,990
Here comes the principal, run!
300
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,030
Battle me, that's a sin
301
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,430
I won't tear the sack up
302
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,960
Punk, you'd bette, back up
303
00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:39,630
Try and play the role, and
the whole crew will act up
304
00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,270
- [Telephone ringing]
- Yeah, I'll keep you updated, Gord.
305
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,670
I mean, Principal McMullen,
306
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,140
[Chuckles]
307
00:11:46,150 --> 00:11:49,210
I'm in deep trouble for all
the drugs I've been doing.
308
00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,540
[Rings]
309
00:11:50,550 --> 00:11:52,610
And I got more rhymes
than there's cops
310
00:11:52,620 --> 00:11:54,080
At a "dunkin' donuts" shop
311
00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:57,110
Mr. Dunlevy, one of your
parents is here to pick you up.
312
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:58,950
Oh, God, please be mom.
313
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,780
I came to get down
314
00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,250
[Panting] Howdy, Chief.
315
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,130
Jump around
316
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,120
I was suspended a day for the rope incident
317
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:11,980
and it was going to suck.
318
00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,410
Mom...
319
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,420
Please don't make me go to work with him.
320
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,420
[Quietly] Frankie, I'm sorry,
321
00:12:16,430 --> 00:12:18,320
but I have classes all day.
322
00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:21,250
Besides, suspension's,
not supposed to be fun.
323
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:24,090
[Rustling]
324
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,960
I'll do anything.
325
00:12:25,970 --> 00:12:28,090
I'll take you to homecoming.
326
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,930
I'm no one's backup, Frankie.
327
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:32,270
[Rustles] Okay, let's hit it!
328
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,870
[Thuds]
329
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:35,600
- All right.
- Okay.
330
00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:37,800
- Here we go.
- Okay. Okay. Okay. [Cup thuds]
331
00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:41,040
- Bye.
- Bye, honey.
332
00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:42,580
Bye, baby.
333
00:12:42,590 --> 00:12:46,510
[Young M.C.'s "Bust A Move" playing]
334
00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:47,980
Why aren't we getting, in the car?
335
00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:49,550
It's a bad day to wear jeans, chief.
336
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,920
Try to keep up.
337
00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,620
Could care less about
the five you're blowin'
338
00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:54,520
-
Theater gets dark justto start the show
- Really,
339
00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:55,960
-
then ya spot a fine woman sittin'in your row
- [Pager beeping]
340
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:58,190
She's dressed in yellow,
she says, "hello"
341
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,900
- Just got a call, chief. Double-time it!
- Ugh!
342
00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:04,900
-
And what comes next? Hey,bust a move
- [Grunting]
343
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,770
You want it
344
00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,430
Get out...
345
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,970
Both of you.
346
00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:13,410
Baby, you got it
just bust a move
347
00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,670
you want it
348
00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:16,380
Thanks again, baby girl.
349
00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:17,410
[Tires screech]
350
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,580
Uh-oh.
351
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,850
You better cover your nads.
352
00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:24,180
Enough with the "baby
girls" and "sweethearts."
353
00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:27,050
Do you know why I'm even driving you?
354
00:13:27,060 --> 00:13:28,820
Because my dad wanted to punish me.
355
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:30,820
He knows I think you're weird, creepy,
356
00:13:30,830 --> 00:13:32,530
and you smell like pickles.
357
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,100
[Light laughter]
358
00:13:38,470 --> 00:13:41,370
Actually, that's me. I
had pickles this morning.
359
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:44,040
[Scoff]
360
00:13:44,050 --> 00:13:46,170
Hey, honey, please tell me you remembered
361
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,710
to record that 3-hour "Nova"
special on black holes.
362
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:49,880
Oh, I did,
363
00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,910
but I decided not to do it.
364
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,380
What... what, why... why?
Well, I just realized
365
00:13:54,390 --> 00:13:56,120
that I was only watching the stupid shows
366
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,150
because you enjoyed them
after a day of work.
367
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,020
But, like you said, our roles have changed.
368
00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:03,760
So... I don't have to do that anymore.
369
00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:05,120
Oh, okay, okay.
370
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:08,160
Do I have to remind you,
Joanne, this is a special.
371
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:10,860
It-it's never gonna be on the air again.
372
00:14:10,870 --> 00:14:13,130
Well, I don't care, 'cause
I think space sucks.
373
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:16,440
I think it's boring and it sucks.
374
00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:19,470
- Bye.
- [Click, dial tone]
375
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,270
[Bangs door]
376
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,780
What the hell took you so long?
377
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:27,010
This... is so stupid. [Receiver clicks]
378
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:28,650
We own two cars.
379
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:32,790
You know, I think you've lost the privilege
380
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,720
of using the word
"stupid," when you decided
381
00:14:34,730 --> 00:14:36,620
to skip class and risk breaking your neck
382
00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:39,460
all because you couldn't
ask a girl to a dance. So...
383
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:41,230
I would have already asked her
384
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,560
if you hadn't shown up
in front of my school,
385
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:46,030
and taken the world's,
weirdest water break.
386
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,470
Who does that?
387
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,140
So if not for me, this
would have been a layup.
388
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,370
Oh, my goodness. Well...
389
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:53,910
I apologize for getting in the way
390
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,380
of you and your giant balls.
391
00:14:55,390 --> 00:14:56,640
Here's the phone. Give her a call.
392
00:14:56,650 --> 00:14:58,890
Ask her out now.
393
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:03,020
Or I'll be back in four hours.
394
00:15:03,030 --> 00:15:04,550
Here's a magazine. Read it.
395
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,230
It's got photos of naked women.
396
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:08,520
They've all got tumors.
397
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:09,620
Uh!
398
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,130
Don't leave this office.
399
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:16,440
[Magazine thuds]
400
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,210
I was sick of my dadnot giving a crap
401
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,480
about my problems.
402
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:23,350
So I ignored himand left his office,
403
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:24,720
'cause I do what I want.
404
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:28,490
[Monitor beeping steadily]
Frankie, I need your help.
405
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,190
[Man chokes]
406
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,960
Frankie, I need your
help. I'm short on nurses.
407
00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,690
Get in here. I'm losing him.
408
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,030
W-w-what do you want me to do?
409
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:38,200
I need you to apply direct
pressure right here.
410
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,230
Here?
411
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,070
Aah! [Screams
412
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,540
[Laughing]
413
00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,250
That's what you get for leaving my office.
414
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,540
Okay, so the elements of
false imprisonment are...
415
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,380
I hope Zack and I get married.
416
00:15:52,390 --> 00:15:55,050
But I don't know. Right now,
we're having a ton of sex,
417
00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:57,350
and it's really romantic.
418
00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,750
Well, how can it not be, in a men's room?
419
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,220
I'm sorry. Continue.
420
00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:03,420
I think we're both worried
421
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,290
that it's not gonna stay that way forever.
422
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:08,030
Well, it's not. It gets better.
423
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,260
For real?
424
00:16:09,270 --> 00:16:12,430
Yes, because eventually, you stop worrying
425
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,900
about whether you're gonna make it.
426
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:16,170
You just know.
427
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:18,770
And no disagreement, about money, faith,
428
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:21,010
or [Sighs] going to a lovely dinner
429
00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:22,510
with someone who treat, cat cancer
430
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,950
is gonna jeopardize that.
431
00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:27,540
Because at the end of the
day, you know your partner's
432
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:30,020
gonna step up and put,
your happiness first.
433
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:34,720
You guys will be fine.
You've been together, what..
434
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:35,920
A year?
435
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,760
Two and a half weeks.
436
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,560
Okay, I'm done with you.
437
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,560
I'm sorry to do that to you, Frankie,
438
00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:43,290
but I needed a good laugh.
439
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,130
That's the best medicine. Right, doc?
440
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,760
No, penicillin is.
441
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:48,470
In your case, it's chemotherapy.
442
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,300
When am I gonna be finished
with all of this, Jack?
443
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:52,840
All right, here's the deal...
444
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:54,970
if tomorrow's tests look good, you're done.
445
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,570
All right.
446
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:57,710
You're not the only
pretty girl at the dance.
447
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:00,350
I'll see you in a bit. You stay here.
448
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:04,920
So... Who you taking to the dance?
449
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,480
He told you about that?
450
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:08,190
I was getting a catheter put in.
451
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,090
It seemed like a welcome distraction.
452
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,020
I didn't even know my dad
thought about that stuff.
453
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:15,030
You got a girl in mind?
454
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,230
Well, actually, there's a...
455
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,000
I don't know why I opened
up to him in that moment.
456
00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:23,800
Maybe it was becausehe asked.
457
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,540
He's like, yeah, give me your...
458
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,000
stupid energy drink.
459
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:28,640
Either way...
460
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:32,610
It was just nice to have
somebody to talk to about it.
461
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,580
I know I was harsh on George,
462
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,150
but he was asking for it,
463
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,980
I mean, he was acting, like we were dating.
464
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:41,220
So you think people believe that?
465
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:45,160
Ew! No! Of course not. I'm me.
466
00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:47,690
But all that crap you said to him,
467
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,430
that's gonna follow him around school.
468
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,030
You know, because you're you.
469
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,430
[Plastic bag rustles]
470
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:57,130
Are you gonna be a bitch about
me eating pickles in here?
471
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,970
Test results for the patient Carl Powell
472
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:02,810
show an aggressive
resurgence, of malignant cells
473
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,740
in the prostate and surrounding tissue...
474
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:06,780
You talking about Carl?
475
00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:08,780
[Click] Yeah,
476
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,480
Is he okay?
477
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,350
He's not responding, to treatment.
478
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,590
But he... he will, right?
479
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,220
Yeah, because that's
how it usually works...
480
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:18,330
treatment fails, and
the patient gets better.
481
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:21,890
The, uh, likelihood of stopping the spread
482
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:25,240
is less than 2%. [Click]
483
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:34,340
I'd seen that look on my
dad's face many times.
484
00:18:34,350 --> 00:18:36,810
But this was the first time,
I knew what it meant...
485
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,240
he was hurting.
486
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,750
Dealing with people
living and dying all day
487
00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:44,950
made my girl problems
not seem that important.
488
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:48,620
I guess I just wantedto cheer him up.
489
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,730
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
490
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,190
[Sighs] I'm sorry, I got in trouble
491
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,490
and you had to leave work, to come get me.
492
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,360
Ah, you're 15.
493
00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:00,830
I'm 16.
494
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:04,000
Really? You're gonna bust my
chops about that right now?
495
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,370
Look...
496
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,440
You're a kid.
497
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,610
You're supposed to do stupid stuff.
498
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,110
I'm supposed to tell you why it's stupid
499
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,880
and make sure you don't do it again.
500
00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,140
I'm not gonna bug you about,
this Heather stuff anymore.
501
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,210
Who's Heather?
502
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,950
I'm kidding.
503
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,680
- Listen...
- [Pen thuds]
504
00:19:19,690 --> 00:19:22,750
My hallways are littered with people
505
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,090
regretting the things
they wish they had done.
506
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,420
So do me this one favor...
507
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:29,130
next time you know you want something,
508
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,000
stop thinking about it and just do it
509
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:32,730
before it's too late.
510
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:35,310
[Blind Melon's "No Rain" playing]
511
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,470
[Clears throat]
512
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,340
Sometimes in life, you have to
step out of your comfort zone.
513
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:45,340
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
514
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,480
That may involve swallowing,
your pride for a moment.
515
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,820
Maybe I should just...
516
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,850
So you're not gonna call me, George?
517
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:54,590
Hmm? Is that your move?
518
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:59,270
[Scoffs] I knew you were a player.
519
00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:02,130
I'm so hitting that.
520
00:20:02,140 --> 00:20:04,630
No, you're not.
521
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,700
Is just pour some tea for two
522
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,600
And speak my point of view...
523
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,710
Sorry to hear about Carl.
524
00:20:13,275 --> 00:20:15,367
- Yeah.
-
It's not sane
525
00:20:16,780 --> 00:20:18,940
Or realizing the helpyou wanted
526
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:20,210
was yours to give.
527
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,950
I was thinking tonight we could watch
528
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,880
the "Nova" tapes?
529
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,680
Well, I actually thought we'd
go out with your friends.
530
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:30,320
When you wake
531
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,060
You know I like to keep my...
532
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:36,760
But the hardest part is
taking that first leap.
533
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:38,460
Heather, hey!
534
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:43,000
Um... will you be my date to homecoming?
535
00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:45,600
Oh...
536
00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:49,040
That's so sweet of you to ask.
537
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,940
But I can't.
538
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,980
What?
539
00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:56,180
Someone else already asked me.
540
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:58,120
You know I'll have it made
541
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,820
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
542
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,420
I'll have it made
543
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:03,150
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
544
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,820
I'll have it made
545
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,900
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh
546
00:21:11,210 --> 00:21:13,900
[Off-key]
More than words
547
00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:18,270
Is all you have to do to make it
548
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:20,570
- No.
-
Real
549
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:22,540
Then you [Voice cracks] wouldn't
550
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,170
Then you [Voice cracks] wouldn't
551
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:28,410
Then you [Voice cracks]
wouldn't have to say
552
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,810
That you love
553
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:32,280
- No.
-
Me
554
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:36,120
'Cause I'd already
555
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,490
- No.
- I'll take it,
556
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:41,030
know
557
00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:49,000
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