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Alexis: First of all,
welcome to my office.
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Now I think we all know
that most VIP guests
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wouldn't be caught dead
at a motel like this,
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no offense.
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But I have been able
to secure...
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a V-VIP guest.
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- Well, I'd go out on a limb
and say all of our guests
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are very important, Alexis.
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- That's cute.
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Anyway, Emir Kaplan is a very
influential travel blogger,
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so it is of the utmost
importance
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that we all make him feel
at home.
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- Hmm. Well, if he's looking
for that homey feeling,
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I should just invite him
over for dinner.
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Joce is making pot roast.
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All he'd have to bring
is a couple of sides,
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a bottle of wine,
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and something nice
for the house.
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Nothing cheap.
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- "The Road Less Traveled?"
- It's a very famous blog.
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He writes all about
the best eats, stays,
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and attractions
off the beaten path.
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- Well, I don't want
to second-guess
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your publicity skills
here Alexis,
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but I don't think it would hurt
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to tilt the scales
in our favour.
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When we wanted to impress
people at Rose Video,
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- [Groans] Okay.
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Coffee break.
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- We'd sometimes hire actors
who would come in as plants,
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pretending to be--
- Customers! Yes!
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Walk around, talk up whatever
they're paid to talk up.
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I know, I was once paid
to talk up
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Heartblaster Energy Drink
at a Third Eye Blind concert.
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- I'm pretty sure we don't
have the budget for actors.
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- I mean, if you're looking
to pay some guy to lie
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about how great this motel is,
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I'm happy to step in.
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- Do we need Roland?
- Stevie!
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You can be the plant.
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You look like someone who
just wandered in off the road.
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- Thanks.
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- And Johnny can be
our Manager.
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- Okay, first of all,
you've gotta stop
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with the Johnny business, okay?
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And secondly, I am the Manager.
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- Okay, well, you should
probably start
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getting into character, then.
Okay, thanks.
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♪♪♪
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[Birds chirp]
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Ray: Knock, knock,
everybody decent?
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- Oh my God!
- Once again, Ray,
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saying "knock knock"
is not the same thing
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as actually knocking.
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- I'm just making breakfast,
and I wanted to know
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if I should make extra
for you two.
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- No, I think we're good.
- Yes...
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- Great! Door open, or closed?
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- Closed.
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- [Chuckles]
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- Okay, I thought you were
gonna talk to him about this.
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I let very few people
see me before 9:00 AM.
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- I did. The "knock knock"
is him taking the note.
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- Well, you might want to
invest in a "lock lock" then.
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- Mm.
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- Knock knock!
- Holy fuck!
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- I realized I don't have eggs,
but I do have pancake mix.
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How do we feel about that?
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- Four, please.
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- David, you're constantly
talking about how much you eat.
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But I've seen you walk from
the bedroom to the shower,
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and you look fine.
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- Huh?
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- Okay Ray,
we-we might need a minute.
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- Of course.
Door open, or closed?
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- Closed.
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- Wow!
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- Okay, this is not working
anymore.
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I think it's time
we look for an apartment.
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- Oh. Okay, I mean...
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if that's what you want.
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- Well, I think it's more
of a need at this point, David.
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I've been thinking
about it for a while.
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- Oh.
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Ray: Gentlemen,
you're gonna laugh,
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but I just remembered,
we do have eggs.
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They're in the pantry,
next to the pancake mix,
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which means they've been
sitting out for days.
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Are we feeling lucky?
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- Can I still have
the pancakes?
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- Yes!
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- Ray!
- Patrick?
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- Door closed.
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- Of course.
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[Birds chirp, dog barks]
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- And Zeljko says, you eat,
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you expire pleasured.
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[Laughs]
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You expire pleasured.
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Twyla: Okay.
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What are we talking
about today?
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More Bosnia stories?
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- Yep, she never seems
to run out of 'em.
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- Twyla, do you think it might
be too much of an imposition
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to ask the chef
to whip me up a kifla?
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- What's a kifla?
- Oh, how best to describe it.
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- I don't think you need to.
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- Hi, y'all!
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Oh, Ronnie, Moira,
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I see you've ordered
without me, makes sense,
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because I was seven
minutes late!
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- Well, we've yet to put in our
kifla order, if you're peckish.
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- Oh, I can't stay.
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I actually might not be able
to make it to rehearsal today.
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Roland was supposed
to watch the baby,
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but he's got tied up
at the motel, so...
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- Oh Jocelyn, if you can't
make it rehearsal,
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no one's gonna hold that
against you.
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- Yeah, the baby comes first.
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- Well, I just feel bad
because we really need
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to rehearse that
Nine Inch Nails medley
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for our concert
at "Yarn for Cheap."
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- I'd be more than happy
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to spearhead that effort,
Jocelyn.
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After collaborating so closely
with the director on "Crows,"
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I feel even more finely attuned
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to the fluctuations
of the human condition.
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- Okay, it's just, I thought
that was sort of my--
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- Even if you miss
a performance, Jocelyn,
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there will be others!
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- And don't worry
about your solo, Jocelyn.
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I know it by heart.
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I actually sing it quietly
every time you do it.
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- I know, Twyla.
And it's not that quiet.
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Anyways, I guess I get
to sit this one out.
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[Baby wails]
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- Aw, it looks like
somebody's up.
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- No rest for the wicked.
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- Well, these days,
either he's crying, or I am.
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[Laughs] Okay...
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see you l-l-later.
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Bye! Bye!
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I'll get the door!
I'm-I'm sorry, excuse me.
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Okay.
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Johnny: Welcome to the Rosebud
Motel, Mr. Kaplan.
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Johnny Rose,
and it's a pleasure to uh--
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- Johnny is our Manager,
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so just let me know
if you need anything from him.
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And this is Roland, he is our
Guest Services Liaison.
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- Yes, and it's actually
pronounced "lee-as-on."
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And my name is actually
pronounced "Ro-lahnd."
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And if there's anything
you need, please tell me.
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Room service, turndown service,
valet service--
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- Okay, Ro-lahnd,
those are a few items
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that might be tricky
to pull off,
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but we do have coffee
and pastries every morning.
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- Oh, great, that uh,
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that should beat the black
mould I had for breakfast
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at my last motel.
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- [Laughs uproariously]
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- [Laughs]
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- Ro-lahnd, why don't you
show Mr. Kaplan to his room?
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- Oh yes, formidab-le.
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If you would uh,
how do you say,
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um, voulez-vous with me please.
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I'll show you to your room.
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Right this way, we have you
in our most deluxe suite.
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Suite number four is uh...
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- Ah! Miss Felming...ton.
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- Enjoying your stay?
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- Yes.
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- Okay, Ro-lahnd, Johnny,
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we should let our guests
continue chatting.
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- Ro-lahnd, this way.
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- Here you go.
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- Thank you.
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- I think you're really
gonna like it here.
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It's clean,
and the service is good.
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- Yeah.
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- Anyway, I'm just staying here
as a guest.
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- It's always good to know
who your neighbours are
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in a place like this, you know,
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it's kind of a roll
of the dice, but uh...
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you seem somewhat normal.
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- Thank you for saying that.
- Well.
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- Everyone agreed
that I was the normal one
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in my cellblock
at the women's prison, so.
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- Oh, wow. Which prison?
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Maybe you know my wife.
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I don't-I'm kidding.
I don't have a wife...
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anymore.
- Oh, disappeared?
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- I'll never stop looking.
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I'm Emir.
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- Stevie.
- Stevie, hi.
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Stevie, nice to meet you.
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- Oh, David.
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We have a V-VIP staying
with us at the moment.
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So do you mind staying
at Patrick's tonight?
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Your vibe can be a bit intense.
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- Um, excuse me? If anything,
I'm a selling point.
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And Patrick's is a no-go.
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If fact, he just texted me
the address
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of a new apartment
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that we might be going to see
together later, so.
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- Um, did I leave a Q-tip in,
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or did you just tell me
that you guys are getting
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an apartment together?
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- Hey, we're just going to look.
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- Yeah, and Adam Levine and
I just went for bubble tea.
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- I'm feeling very apprehensive
about the whole thing,
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like, I never saw myself
living with someone.
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- That makes total sense,
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considering how nobody
you dated ever expressed
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any interest in that.
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- I'm pretty sure I can
think of someone.
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By the end of the day, so.
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- David, I think this could
be good for you guys.
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And also I know
you're thinking like,
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Alexis is becoming
a major girl boss,
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and is she just saying this
so she can expand
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her home office
when I move out?
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- I actually wasn't thinking
that at all.
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- Anyway, David,
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your boyfriend asked you
to move in with him.
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You do it.
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- I know.
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- Also, do you have like,
a timeframe
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as to when that might happen?
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- No, I don't.
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Jazzagals: Yes! Yeah!
[Clapping]
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- Oh my God, so moody.
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Love it! Now, Ronnie?
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The line has been changed to,
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"I want to kiss you
like an animal."
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- I'll remember it on the day.
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- I say we wrap things up
on a high.
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Ladies, scour your closets
for black leather.
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Pleather accepted.
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[Door creaks open]
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- [Panting] I'm here!
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I've got a sitter!
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- Oh Jocelyn, I'm afraid
that dirigible has ascended.
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- But I'm here on time.
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- Yes you are,
but we started an hour early.
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Ronnie has a massage.
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- You moved the rehearsal
for Ronnie's massage?
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- Well, it was also conducive
to Twyla's schedule.
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- It's hard for her to juggle,
what with the cafe.
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00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:20,168
- Oh, is it hard for her?
To juggle?
250
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,213
And none of you here
thought to tell me
251
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,780
about this little time change?
252
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:26,870
- You said you couldn't make it
because of the bebe.
253
00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,785
- We could start rehearsal over.
254
00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,570
- Ohhh no!
255
00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,268
Don't make any changes
on my account,
256
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:35,444
I mean, you've gotta
get to the cafe,
257
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:37,141
and Ronnie's gotta
have a massage!
258
00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,882
- I have sciatica.
259
00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,624
- I ran all over town
looking for a babysitter!
260
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,756
- Oh...
261
00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,845
- Pulled a number off
a telephone pole.
262
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,977
She's a pet sitter, but she
said she'd make an exception.
263
00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,284
I don't even know
her last name!
264
00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:51,721
- Jocelyn,
that sounds dangersome.
265
00:09:51,765 --> 00:09:54,245
- I didn't wanna miss
this rehearsal!
266
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,118
But do any of you care?
Apparently not!
267
00:09:57,161 --> 00:10:00,687
Because all of you
have been acting...
268
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,732
like bunch of...
269
00:10:02,776 --> 00:10:03,951
b-words!
270
00:10:03,994 --> 00:10:06,040
[Jazzagals gasp]
271
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,825
[Receding footstep thud]
272
00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:10,827
- Okay. Evidently,
273
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,221
one or two of you
have gotten under her skin.
274
00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:16,441
I'll handle it.
275
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,142
[Door opens]
- Hey, Johnny?
276
00:10:21,185 --> 00:10:22,796
Our VIP is still in his room,
277
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:25,015
so we should probably hold off
on the turndown service.
278
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,843
- What turndown service?
279
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,671
- Oh, that's just a little
something I've initiated
280
00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,282
now that I'm Guest Services
Manager.
281
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:32,675
- I thought you were a liaison.
282
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:35,286
- No, I gave myself
a promotion.
283
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,071
- Hey Stevie, what's the intel?
284
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,768
- Uh... well, I had a nap,
285
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,815
then a beer,
286
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,686
and now I need $40.
287
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,470
- What are you doing,
buying a wedding dress?
288
00:10:47,429 --> 00:10:49,736
- Uh, Emir would like me
to go to lunch with him.
289
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,781
- What? No!
290
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,565
You don't have to do that!
- Oh, jeez.
291
00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,742
- It's fine, it's just lunch.
292
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,092
- No Stevie, this is going
way too far.
293
00:10:58,135 --> 00:11:00,050
- Um, what's going on?
294
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,922
- Oh, Johnny's forcing Stevie
295
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:05,316
into a very uncomfortable
situation with a strange man.
296
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,101
- Ugh. Okay fine, I'll tap in.
297
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,319
Who are we talking about?
298
00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:11,540
- Emir, and I'm fine to go.
299
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,368
- Stevie, I would go
in your place, it's just,
300
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,718
my afternoon is gonna be
kinda crazy
301
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,199
with all the turndowns.
- No, I want to go!
302
00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,375
So can I just have the $50?
303
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,464
- I thought it was $40.
304
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,596
- I also need shampoo.
305
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,126
- Body lice, you know,
from the sheets,
306
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,736
that'll get you a bad review.
307
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,607
I've-I've contracted it
a few times, it's not pretty.
308
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392
- Wow, what I love
about this conversation
309
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,524
is how well it goes with lunch.
310
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,091
- Yeah, okay, this is not
my A-material.
311
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,180
But then again, I don't
normally ask women out
312
00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,791
when I'm on the job.
313
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,881
- Okay, you're telling me
314
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,404
that you review motels
for a living,
315
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,406
and you've never met anyone?
316
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:53,451
- Okay, this may shock you,
but uh...
317
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,933
a lot of the people
that you meet in motels
318
00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,022
are not exactly like...
319
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,111
- Not like what?
320
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,026
- Well, they're not like you.
321
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:03,853
- Oh, yeah.
322
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,289
Smart, charming,
323
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:06,856
dazzling sense of humour,
324
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,423
- I was gonna say modest,
but...
325
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,903
[Both laugh]
326
00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,557
- So what brings you to town?
327
00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,603
- Uh, just driving...
328
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,736
to meet my sister...
329
00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,694
in Florida.
330
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:23,568
Anyway, what about you?
331
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:26,441
Do you like what you do?
- I do, for the most part.
332
00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:28,486
You know, I like to keep
a low profile
333
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:29,879
when I'm on the road.
334
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,794
I find if people know that
I'm coming in advance,
335
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,143
they tend to put on a big show,
336
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:34,841
and I never know
what's genuine, so.
337
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,278
- Yeah, that must be tough.
338
00:12:39,149 --> 00:12:41,195
- Okay, I don't even know where
to start with this menu.
339
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,458
- I'm a plant.
[Sighs heavily]
340
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,416
- I'm sorry?
341
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,157
- You were talking about never
knowing what's genuine,
342
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,680
and uh...
343
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,552
I can't keep this up.
344
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,423
I work at the motel,
345
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,863
and my coworkers thought
it would be a good idea
346
00:12:56,906 --> 00:13:00,127
for me to like,
talk up the motel.
347
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:03,826
Uh, but the more we talked,
the worse I felt.
348
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,394
[Exhales]
349
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:12,182
- So you cracked before
we even ordered drinks?
350
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,751
- Yeah. It turns out
I'm really bad at this.
351
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,971
- Ah.
- [Laughs]
352
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,191
Anyway, I'll leave you to lunch.
353
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,540
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa,
hang-hang on a second.
354
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:26,980
Okay, look, the problem is,
355
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:28,851
I eat most of my meals
by myself.
356
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:31,114
So when there's a beautiful
woman sitting across from me,
357
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,986
even if she is a con artist,
358
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,292
I welcome the company.
359
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,859
Please.
360
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,299
- Okay.
361
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,522
Moira: Gals, let's welcome
our dear friend, Jocelyn,
362
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,002
back into the circle.
363
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,568
- Oh, should we be in a circle?
364
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,833
- It's not top secret,
365
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:56,487
we all know Jocelyn
has trouble being honest.
366
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,141
- Do we all know that?
367
00:13:58,185 --> 00:14:00,361
- Wrong word, okay.
Authentic.
368
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:02,493
- I think I can take it
from here, Moira.
369
00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,886
- All right, then.
370
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,628
- Gals, since the baby,
371
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,412
things have just been
really tough.
372
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,197
- That's good, that's good,
expand on that.
373
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,460
- Okay, and I feel like
sometimes that my voice
374
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:14,897
isn't being heard
in this group.
375
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,551
- Touch louder, Jocelyn.
376
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,335
- Just because I don't ask
for your help,
377
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,468
doesn't mean
that I don't need it!
378
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,731
- Just a little more specific,
we're all here to help you.
379
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,559
- Okay, okay, well, Ronnie.
380
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:27,257
I know that you've been getting
a lot of massages lately,
381
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,259
because they're supposed
to help with your bad back,
382
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:31,087
and stabilize your mood,
383
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,915
but I haven't noticed
an improvement!
384
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,309
And sometimes you sing
too softly.
385
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,137
- Agree to disagree.
386
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,921
- And Twyla--
- I'm sorry, I'll sing louder.
387
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,141
- Nope, you are singing
too loud.
388
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,751
- Wonderful,
let it out, Jocelyn.
389
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,535
- And Moira.
390
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,363
- Okay, we can stop it there
for today.
391
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:49,540
- We are all sick and tired
of hearing about Bosnia.
392
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,891
- Yep.
- It's Bosnia this,
393
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,936
and "Crows" that,
and Blajka--
394
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,938
- We're just grasping at straws
now, Jocelyn.
395
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,679
But this has been
a fruitful exercise,
396
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,681
don't we all feel better?
397
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,031
Look at Twyla,
look how moved she is.
398
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,252
- Oh no, I'm fine.
399
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,040
- I've actually seen a few
photos of this place,
400
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,476
it looks pretty good.
401
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,217
- Yeah, the facade would
indicate otherwise,
402
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,697
but I trust you on this.
- Oh.
403
00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,701
You know, when I moved here
and got a room with Ray,
404
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,485
I didn't know how long
I was gonna be staying.
405
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,661
- Mhmm...
- And now here we are.
406
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,621
- For me this is bittersweet
because on the one hand,
407
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,710
I could lose you
as a roommate, Patrick,
408
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,886
but on the other,
I would gain the commission.
409
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,583
[Laughs]
410
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,458
As you can see,
this is open concept.
411
00:15:37,501 --> 00:15:40,461
- Oh wow. It's good, eh, David?
412
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,203
- I thought this was
the penthouse.
413
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,119
- Uh, it is the top floor
of three floors.
414
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,730
- You said this was
a one-bedroom.
415
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:52,038
- It is, in the sense
that it's a one-bed room.
416
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,954
Any more beds,
and you'd be in trouble.
417
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:58,261
Although bunk beds can be fun.
- Fireplace?
418
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,177
- Yeah, which I'm sure would
heat the room quite quickly,
419
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,874
considering it's just one big...
420
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,920
open space.
421
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,966
- I like the exposed brick.
422
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,924
It's actually a pretty
decent size.
423
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,187
- Yeah. Speaking of size,
424
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:13,363
Ray, I've yet to see a closet.
425
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,192
Is there a... is there a walk-in
that I'm missing?
426
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,325
- Oh, the closet
is right over here.
427
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,156
This is what small-space
realtors refer to as,
428
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,027
a "step-in" closet.
429
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,942
- What do you think, David?
430
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,858
It's pretty perfect, huh?
- Yeah, it's pretty.
431
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,209
Y-yeah.
432
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,343
♪♪♪
433
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,388
- Not to jeopardize
our review any further,
434
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,477
but would you mind
not blowing my cover?
435
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:42,131
- Don't worry, I got it.
436
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,178
- Look who's back in da house!
437
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,876
Johnny: Safe and sound,
Ms. Felmington.
438
00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,009
Feeling okay about everything?
439
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,011
- That's a weird thing to say,
440
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,665
but yes, I am.
441
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,276
- I turned down your bed
for you,
442
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,104
but I didn't have
any chocolates,
443
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,758
so I left a doggie bag
of pot roast on your pillow.
444
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:03,065
- Oh. Well, that's uh...
445
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,198
unnecessarily generous of you,
Ro-lahnd.
446
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,765
You know, I did have a couple
of requests, actually.
447
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,463
- Yes, of course.
448
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,378
- I was wondering if Ro-lahnd
could make a reservation
449
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,423
at the cafe tonight
for Ms. Felmington and I?
450
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,077
- Uh... hm!
451
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:18,254
- Do we have sign-off
from Ms. Felmington?
452
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,691
- We do.
Emir: Great.
453
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,737
One more thing,
you mentioned room service,
454
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,217
I would love an English
breakfast tea to the room,
455
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,914
and maybe one
for Ms. Felmington.
456
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,742
- Oh, absolutely.
457
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,526
Johnny, Emir would
like some tea,
458
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,398
and so would Ms. Felmington.
459
00:17:31,441 --> 00:17:33,095
- Yes, and I'll show you
where you can find that...
460
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,315
Ro-lahnd.
461
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:37,534
- Mrs. Felmington, may I speak
with you for a minute?
462
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:39,449
- I'm really tired,
can this wait?
463
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,105
- Mhmm.
464
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,933
Thanks.
465
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,674
Hm.
466
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,328
- So, dinner tonight?
467
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,766
- Yeah, yeah,
if it's all right with you,
468
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,289
I-I wouldn't mind getting
to know the real
469
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,117
Ms. Felmington a little more.
470
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,337
- It is all right with me.
471
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,731
- Although it is a little
unethical,
472
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,081
just between you and I,
473
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,865
so why don't I go write
this review,
474
00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,388
and then I won't have
to feel guilty later?
475
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,303
- Okay.
- Okay? All right.
476
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,044
After you.
- Oh! Oh! That's...
477
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,654
not my room.
478
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,047
- Right, yeah, sorry.
I didn't mean to.
479
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,660
- I mean, I know
it's like the first place
480
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,097
that we've looked at, but...
481
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,447
there's just something
very homey about it to me.
482
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,840
- Yeah, a sentiment shared
by inmates,
483
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:24,581
after their first couple years
in jail.
484
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,409
- Okay, so you hate it.
485
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,891
- No. No.
486
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,372
No, it's just if I've learned
anything from "House Hunters",
487
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,635
you always to see
the loft space,
488
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:37,203
the charming English cottage,
and the renovated craftsman
489
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,769
that you don't really
wanna take,
490
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,467
but the producers are gonna
force you to see anyway,
491
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,122
before you make
any major decisions.
492
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,689
- Gentlemen, I have one more
thing to show you.
493
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:47,169
- How are we still
on this fucking tour?!
494
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,084
- Just...
- You'll thank me later,
495
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,826
but uh, no more worrying about
door open, door closed.
496
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,567
All you have to do
is open the curtain...
497
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:57,658
- [Gasps]
- to the bathroom!
498
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,184
- Ray, can we just have
a moment?
499
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,882
- Absolutely. I'll just wait
in the bathroom.
500
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,148
Curtain open,
or curtain closed?
501
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,366
- Oh, closed!
- Closed, I think.
502
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,585
- Mhmm.
503
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,588
- Don't worry, we'll be putting
a door on there.
504
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,807
- But I don't know if I wanna
put a door on the bathroom!
505
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:18,679
I don't know
if I love this place.
506
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,246
And I'm not just saying that
507
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,030
because the lack of closet space
508
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:23,249
will inevitably force us
to break up,
509
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,381
I just sorta feel like...
510
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,383
if we're going to be
moving in together,
511
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:30,169
we should both
be totally on board.
512
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,563
- I totally understand, David.
513
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:36,827
- Good.
514
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,525
- It's just that I was looking
at this place like...
515
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,963
just for me.
516
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,793
- Oh.
517
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,534
Okay, it's just that
you had said
518
00:19:47,577 --> 00:19:49,536
that we were going to see
p-places.
519
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:52,234
- Right, yeah, so like,
more of a general "we".
520
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:54,410
Because I knew that you'd be
staying over here quite a bit,
521
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,630
and that you'd probably
have an opinion about it.
522
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:59,198
- Sure. Well then,
you know,
523
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:02,026
in that case,
if this just for you,
524
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,811
and occasionally me,
- [Laughs]
525
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,597
- I think it's cute.
526
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,209
- Wait, does this mean that you
were ready to move in with me?
527
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,038
- No.
- No? Hmm.
528
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,606
- No, it's a closet space,
and a timing thing.
529
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,478
- Uh-huh. Yeah.
530
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:21,307
- So... you know, maybe we can
negotiate down the line...
531
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,658
at some point.
- Hmm.
532
00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:26,747
Ray: I can barely hear
your conversation.
533
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,229
Are we sure we want the door?
534
00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,536
- Are you sure?
- Up to you.
535
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,368
[Birds chirp]
536
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,631
- There's a little piece
of press you might wanna read.
537
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,764
- Oh, if I've died again,
I swear to God!
538
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,549
- We are a "must-stay".
539
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:47,985
- What?!
540
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,902
- [Reads] "The Rosebud Motel
is a must-stay
541
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:54,731
for any road-tripper,
or weary traveller.
542
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:57,386
This charming,
lovingly restored,
543
00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:00,563
roadside motel is a welcome
pit-stop for anyone
544
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,740
looking for a clean room,
and first-rate hospitality."
545
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:06,047
- Compared to what,
a haunted house?
546
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:10,530
- "In fact, Johnny Rose and
his Guest Services Manager,
547
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,706
will go almost too far
out of their way
548
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:15,056
to ensure a pleasant stay."
549
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,841
- How do I sign up
for this turndown service?
550
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,974
Is there a clipboard,
or something?
38145
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