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Hey, Kel. Popcorn ready?
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I don't know.
How do you know when it's done?
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When it's as big as Mom's hair,
it's done.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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It's Mom.
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I just love movie night.
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It's a chance for us all
to be together.
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Except for the fact that Mom and Dad
are too cheap to take us.
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So they go and then tell us about it.
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Who wants to hear about the movie?
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It's starting. It's starting.
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I guess no one's gonna have to yell,
"Head down in front" to you, huh, Bud?
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Like anyone's seen your head
in a movie in 10 years.
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- What's that supposed to mean?
- You know what it means.
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Now, now, kids.
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No fighting on movie night or
I'm not gonna tell you the movie.
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That's better.
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Okay, first the lights come down.
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Then your father stumbles
over everybody, spilling Cokes.
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Then comes on a commercial
for some newspaper.
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And a plea for the environment.
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- Oh, save the children.
- Poor Earth.
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Who cares.
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And now, our feature presentation:
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A Few Good Men.
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Well, in the beginning, Nicholson
is really tough and everything...
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...but then 90 minutes later,
he gives up. For no apparent reason.
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The end.
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Wow. What a great movie, Mom.
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Just a little too long for me.
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No military hooters, Dad?
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I don't like starched hooters,
and I didn't spill Cokes...
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...and I see no reason to go on living.
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Daddy's in a mood.
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The cashier at the movie theatre
thought he was 65.
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Well, the cashier wouldn't have
thought it if you hadn't said it, Peg.
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Well, I had to, Al.
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They raised the price of tickets to
$7 and we didn't have enough money.
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So then I saw a sign, it said,
"Half price for senior citizens."
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So I called Daddy, "Daddy."
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You know what upsets me, is that the
cashier didn't ask for my license.
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She didn't even want any ID
or any proof.
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She just believed I was 65.
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Well, what did you expect, honey?
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She saw a stooped-over prune
of a man with a young dynamite chick.
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Hey, who were you standing
next to, Dad?
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The Red Reaper.
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Kids, I don't really look old, do I?
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- Well...
- Let's check this out.
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Oh, hey, Bud,
you gotta jiggle his teeth.
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Hey, I see a white one.
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No, no, that's... That's cheese.
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I know the sure test.
Old men have no heinies.
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There's proof positive. Well...
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Well, look at that round little apple.
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Cool, Dad.
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Look at his pants.
They just go straight down.
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Where do old guys' heinies go?
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To that strange, far-off, magical place
called their bellies.
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Hope I never lose my butt.
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You wouldn't lose
your butt in prison.
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Gee, I hope I live to see you at 30.
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Or should I say...
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...30.
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Hi.
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Hi there.
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Jefferson and I
could use a little help.
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We were watching
this old movie on TV...
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...with this really great old actor, but
neither of us could think of his name.
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So we decided to ask someone
from an older generation.
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Al, In Holiday, who played
Cary Grant's best friend?
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How would I know, I'm not old.
It's Edward Everett Horton...
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...and if you say "Who's he?" you know
damn well I'll tell your real age.
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Al, I wouldn't say anything
to embarrass you.
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He got into the movies
as a senior citizen.
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They thought he was 65.
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Really? I thought he was 70.
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You must mean IQ.
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Well, then, yes, he's definitely 65.
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Come on, now, Al isn't 65.
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He just looks 65.
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Now, you wanna see
a great looking 65-year-old...
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...you come knocking
on my door in 40 years.
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Oh, but don't come barging in...
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...because I'm gonna be in there
with some young chick.
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Thank you, honey.
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Will you still be living there with us?
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The question is,
will you still be living?
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Peggy, you're so lucky.
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Though yours is about as desirable
as Shredded Wheat without the milk...
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...at least he's cheap to keep.
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Al, why don't you go
out and get yourself...
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...one of those senior citizen
discount cards?
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Why, you could use the card
to have a nice "In by 2 P.M...
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...out by 2:30" supper at Denny's.
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No kidding?
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That's pretty good because anything
I eat by 2 is out by 2:30 anyway.
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Hey, where can I get
one of them cards?
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Well, city hall.
But, Al, you can't seriously do this.
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It would be dishonest.
It would be cheating.
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Oh, right, I couldn't do
anything like that.
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I'm gonna get me one
of them cards right now.
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I'll use my senior movie pass as ID.
Oh, but...
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...if I'm gonna fool people
to thinking I'm old...
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...I'll have to figure a way to
cover up my sexuality.
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What about one of those
little round Band-Aids, Al?
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She's 60. There, I told.
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I'm gonna get you. You better not
be saying things like that...
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Mom, I'm a little worried about Dad.
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I mean, for a change,
he's gone overboard.
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Since his senior discount card, he's
mailing away for anything they offer.
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I think there's something different
about him, but you be the judge.
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Family, look what I got for 42 cents.
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If it wasn't for my
senior discount card...
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...this ensemble would have been
in excess of $3.
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Honey, not that we're not
gonna discuss your suit...
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...but let's begin
where most things end. Your head.
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The Grecian Formula, huh? Yeah.
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I shampooed it in a little at a time...
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...for gradual change, and now
no one knows it's not really my color.
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Yeah, Dad, it... It looks real natural.
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I really think I did a nice job.
I put it in myself.
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See.
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I shampooed it in, and voil�.
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A new man. God, I'm cool,
and the chicks are loving it.
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Can you imagine what it's like
to walk into a bingo parlor...
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...hitch up your white belt...
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...and know you can have
any woman in there?
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Peg, by the way,
I won't be home Friday.
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Sadie Blondstein's
making a nice brisket.
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The only drawback is I
find myself talking to myself.
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No, you don't. Yes, I do.
Why not? You're charming.
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Hey, brisket on Friday. No kidding?
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So let me know
if you catch me doing it.
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Well, kids, can I get a "Whoa, asylum"?
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Hey, let's see what we got
in the mail.
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Hey...
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I've been invited to compete in the
Chicago Area Athletic Championships.
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Well, can't turn this down.
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So scare the big spider off the mantel,
because there's a new trophy coming.
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Nothing can stop me now.
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Except getting it in the cup
during drug testing.
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- Dad, did you read this?
- Sure.
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It says, "See you
at the championships."
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It says, "Senior Championships."
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This is for people over 65.
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Perhaps your hair
was leaking into your eyes.
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Honey, you know, that's
10 events in two days.
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You can't even handle
one event in two minutes.
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Mom's 80.
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Hey, Mom, when did you start going
through, you know, mental-pause?
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Right after I had you, honey.
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Dad, you can't possibly
beat these old guys.
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They're in great shape.
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For once in your life,
quit while you're still behind.
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- So you don't think I can win, eh?
- Oh, Daddy, I think you can win.
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I made a joke.
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That was good.
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So an old woman, a gnome
and a dullard don't think I can win.
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- No.
- No, we actually don't.
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Well, I can, and I will
win these championships.
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Bring me your tired,
your old, your wrinkled...
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...old masses yearning
to ride the bus for free.
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Bring them all on.
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Your 70-year-olds, your 80-year-olds,
your 90-year-olds.
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Bring them in their canes and walkers
and wheelchairs. I'll bury them all.
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Because that's the kind of man
your daddy is.
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Good boy.
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Well, at least now I can say
I've been to a Dead concert.
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Get your Maalox,
red-hot suppositories...
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...stewed prunes,
already-chewed food.
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Get on your marks.
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Get set.
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What?
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Daddy's losing.
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Well, be specific.
His hair, his teeth, the race? What?
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And Bundy is fifth.
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Hey, Mom, was Dad ever any good?
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He talks about it all the time,
but was he ever really a great athlete?
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Well, actually, kids,
he was really something.
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I remember one play in particular.
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Everybody thought Daddy
was really boxed in.
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So he threw a fake,
broke four tackles...
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...straight-armed a guy right in the
teeth and ran for daylight.
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It was the best run I'd ever seen.
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He'd still be running
if my uncle hadn't clubbed him...
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...with the butt of his shotgun
and dragged him back to the wedding.
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So, in answer to your question:
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Yes, he was a great athlete,
but no, he was never any good.
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Forty-seven feet. Next up, Al Bundy.
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Six inches.
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Measure it again!
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Next up at the pole vault,Al Bundy makes his jump.
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Get up, Al. Get up.
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This had better not be
Sadie the brisket woman.
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It's not. Sadie don't have no cat.
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Oh, God, I hurt.
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Honey. You should be pretty proud.
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After one full day's events,
with men who, in some cases...
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...are twice your age,
you're in 15th place.
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Look on the bright side, Daddy.
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You are the 15th best elderly athlete
in the entire Chicago area.
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Yeah, Dad, we're all proud
the way you nailed that cat.
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I took him out pretty good, didn't I?
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You sure did, killer.
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Why don't we cut the charade, Dad.
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You know, we don't ask for much.
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Just once, why don't you dig deep
and show us the man you really are?
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Make us proud, big guy.
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Quit.
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- You'll always have the cat.
- Yeah, I guess I can't top that.
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All right, I quit.
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Can't beat those guys, anyway,
they got the edge on me.
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Most of their wives are dead.
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You know, Peg, if you loved me,
you'd be dead already too.
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Yeah, if.
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All right, but understand this:
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I was a cinch to win that thing.
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We know you were, Dad.
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Yeah, Dad, you can do anything.
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I made another joke.
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Al, you could really use some
encouragement, couldn't you?
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Yes, Peg, I could.
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Good night, honey.
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It didn't always used to be like this.
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All right, boys.We're down three touchdowns...
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...we don't have a chance,so let's quit.
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Quit? Sorry, coach,but I'm taking over now.
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Okay, you guys, you give methe ball and get out of my way.
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Al Bundy doesn't quit.
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Peg, wake up!
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Oh, no, Al.
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Are you reliving when you slapped
the coach and took over the team?
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Peg, shut up.
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Kids, get in here!
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I have made a decision.
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I am going back
to the competition tomorrow...
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...and I want you there,
and I want you cheering.
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00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,029
And this time
I want you cheering for me.
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Al Bundy is not a quitter.
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Now get out.
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No, not you.
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This used to be my event too, baby.
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Well, kids, he proved it
to me last night...
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...and I want
the whole world to know:
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Your father is a quitter.
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Of course, he thinks he did good.
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Probably because I screamed "Al"
when he jabbed his elbow into my eye.
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- How am I doing?
- Oh, honey, I can't believe it.
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You're in second place.
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Now there's one more event.
The 1500-meter race.
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Win that, and you take it all.
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Al, we are so proud of you.
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You're beating all the old men.
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Beating them?
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I'm killing them.
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Well, it looks like it's gonna be
a duel between you and me.
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It's gonna be rough.
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I'm a long-distance man, but I'm gonna
win this event and take that gold.
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Means a lot to me.
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So much, I actually considered
competing before I was 65...
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...just to get an edge.
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Pathetic, huh?
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Well, what kind of an example
would that be for the grandkids.
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So I trained for a whole year.
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And I'm gonna win it fair and square.
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Good luck, honey.
You're gonna need it against that guy.
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Do you think so?
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Yeah, sure, he does
a lot of running...
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...but stamina's my strong point.
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Well, no, not with you.
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With you, stamina's a bad thing.
It prolongs the agony.
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I'm talking about something
that excites a man. Sports.
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But you know, winning means
an awful lot to that old guy.
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So, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna
run the race until I know I got it won.
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Then I'm gonna slow up
and let him win because...
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...I'd have to be pretty pathetic
to want glory bad enough...
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...to cheat an old man out of a victory
he's dreamed of for years.
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See you at the finish line, baby.
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And if history
has taught us anything...
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...you'll be asleep by the time
I get there.
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Runners in the 1500,take your marks.
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- What? What?
- Get set.
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What? What?
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The hell with him.
That trophy's mine!
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It's only cheating if you get caught.
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