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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:02,735 [ MUSIC ] 2 00:00:04,637 --> 00:00:05,637 >> HENRY, COME ON, 3 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:06,939 WE GOT TO GET TO SCHOOL. 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,307 >> RELAX. I'M ALMOST DONE. 5 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,109 >> YOU BETTER NOT MAKE US TARDY. 6 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:13,145 >> I WAS BORN TARDY. 7 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:13,679 MY MOM SAYS 8 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:16,648 THAT'S WHY MY FEET ARE SO BIG. 9 00:00:16,716 --> 00:00:17,850 >> BOOM, DONE. 10 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:18,784 >> WHAT? 11 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:19,451 >> I JUST GOT TICKETS 12 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:22,654 TO VALENTINE'S DAY AT CLUB SODA. 13 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:23,689 >> SHUT UP. 14 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:24,390 FOR REAL? 15 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:24,990 >> YEAH, MAN. 16 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:25,624 >> WELL, GUESS WHO'S GOING 17 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,792 TO BE WORKING THERE? 18 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:27,693 >> WAIT. 19 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:29,161 WHAT IS CLUB SODA? 20 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,496 >> IT'S THIS COOL NEW CLUB 21 00:00:30,563 --> 00:00:31,563 JUST FOR TEENS, 22 00:00:31,631 --> 00:00:32,398 AND THEY HAVE EVERY KIND 23 00:00:32,465 --> 00:00:33,799 OF SODA YOU CAN THINK OF. 24 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:34,566 >> UH-HUH. 25 00:00:34,634 --> 00:00:35,167 AND I'M GETTING PAID 26 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:36,468 FIVE BUCKS AN HOUR 27 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:37,836 TO GUARD THE DOOR AND MAKE SURE 28 00:00:37,904 --> 00:00:40,739 ONLY LEGIT TEENAGERS GET IN. 29 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,207 >> WELL, ME AND BIANCA 30 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,009 ARE WAY LEGIT. 31 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:45,010 >> OOH, YOU'RE TAKING BIANCA 32 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,245 OUT ON VALENTINE'S DAY? 33 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:47,513 >> YEAH, I AM. 34 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:48,180 >> NICE. 35 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,548 HOW'D YOU ASK HER? 36 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,518 >> I DIDN'T YET. 37 00:00:52,585 --> 00:00:53,185 >> YOU BETTER CALL BIANCA 38 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:54,319 RIGHT NOW. 39 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:54,853 >> WHY? 40 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:55,487 >> BECAUSE VALENTINE'S DAY 41 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,688 IS TOMORROW AND GIRLS 42 00:00:56,756 --> 00:00:59,491 LIKE TO BE ASKED IN ADVANCE. 43 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,160 >> I THINK I KNOW 44 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:04,663 HOW GIRLS WORK. 45 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,431 UP TOP. 46 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:08,200 >> LIKE A MOP. 47 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:09,902 >> WHAT DOES "LIKE A MOP" MEAN? 48 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:10,369 >> I DON'T KNOW, 49 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,504 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID IT. 50 00:01:22,849 --> 00:01:27,419 >> BOO. >> [ CHOKING ] >> SORRY. 51 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:28,620 >> [ CHOKING ] >> SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO... 52 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:29,521 >> SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO... >> THAT'S OKAY. 53 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:30,622 I DIDN'T MEAN TO... >> THAT'S OKAY. >> HI. 54 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:31,890 >> THAT'S OKAY. >> HI. >> HEY. 55 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:34,359 >> HI. >> HEY. SO CHICKITY CHECK IT. 56 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:36,562 >> HEY. SO CHICKITY CHECK IT. TWO TICKETS, YOU AND ME, 57 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,897 SO CHICKITY CHECK IT. TWO TICKETS, YOU AND ME, TOMORROW NIGHT. 58 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:42,067 TWO TICKETS, YOU AND ME, TOMORROW NIGHT. YEAH. VALENTINE'S DAY. 59 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:44,369 TOMORROW NIGHT. YEAH. VALENTINE'S DAY. THAT'S RIGHT. 60 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:45,571 YEAH. VALENTINE'S DAY. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO KEEP SAYING THINGS 61 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,940 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M GOING TO KEEP SAYING THINGS UNTIL YOU SMILE. 62 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,575 I'M GOING TO KEEP SAYING THINGS UNTIL YOU SMILE. >> HENRY, I CAN'T GO WITH YOU 63 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,643 UNTIL YOU SMILE. >> HENRY, I CAN'T GO WITH YOU TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW. 64 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,744 >> HENRY, I CAN'T GO WITH YOU TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW. >> BUT I BOUGHT US TICKETS 65 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,246 TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW. >> BUT I BOUGHT US TICKETS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. 66 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:55,414 >> BUT I BOUGHT US TICKETS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ME 67 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,416 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ME A WEEK AGO. 68 00:01:57,418 --> 00:01:59,384 >> WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE ASKED ME A WEEK AGO. >> OH, COME ON. WHAT? 69 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:00,252 A WEEK AGO. >> OH, COME ON. WHAT? YOU, LIKE, WANTED ME 70 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,920 >> OH, COME ON. WHAT? YOU, LIKE, WANTED ME TO OFFICIALLY ASK YOU OUT? 71 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:02,621 YOU, LIKE, WANTED ME TO OFFICIALLY ASK YOU OUT? >> YES. 72 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,123 TO OFFICIALLY ASK YOU OUT? >> YES. THAT'S HOW GIRLS WORK. 73 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,425 >> YES. THAT'S HOW GIRLS WORK. [ COUGHING ] 74 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,493 THAT'S HOW GIRLS WORK. [ COUGHING ] >> SORRY. 75 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,227 [ COUGHING ] >> SORRY. I JUST SWALLOWED 76 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:11,797 >> SORRY. I JUST SWALLOWED SOME "TOLD YOU SO." 77 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,065 I JUST SWALLOWED SOME "TOLD YOU SO." >> COME ON, BIANCA. 78 00:02:13,067 --> 00:02:13,632 SOME "TOLD YOU SO." >> COME ON, BIANCA. >> SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY 79 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,933 >> COME ON, BIANCA. >> SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY ASKED ME TO GO TO CLUB SODA 80 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,001 >> SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY ASKED ME TO GO TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW NIGHT. 81 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,102 ASKED ME TO GO TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW NIGHT. >> WHO? 82 00:02:17,104 --> 00:02:18,904 TOMORROW NIGHT. >> WHO? >> MITCH BILSKY. 83 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:20,172 >> WHO? >> MITCH BILSKY. >> MI-- 84 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:20,839 >> MITCH BILSKY. >> MI-- YOU'RE-- 85 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:21,507 >> MI-- YOU'RE-- WH-- 86 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,574 YOU'RE-- WH-- MITCH BILSKY IS ALL BIG 87 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:25,310 WH-- MITCH BILSKY IS ALL BIG AND MEAN AND STUPID. 88 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,646 MITCH BILSKY IS ALL BIG AND MEAN AND STUPID. AND MITCH. 89 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:28,347 AND MEAN AND STUPID. AND MITCH. >> WELL, HE ASKED ME 90 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:30,015 AND MITCH. >> WELL, HE ASKED ME IN ADVANCE. 91 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,717 >> WELL, HE ASKED ME IN ADVANCE. SORRY. 92 00:02:36,322 --> 00:02:45,664 >> WELL, HENRY HART. OR SHOULD I CALL YOU, FFF. >> WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME "FFF"? 93 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,768 OR SHOULD I CALL YOU, FFF. >> WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME "FFF"? >> BECAUSE FFF STANDS FOR "F." 94 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,136 >> WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME "FFF"? >> BECAUSE FFF STANDS FOR "F." >> I FAILED MY TEST? 95 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:52,037 >> BECAUSE FFF STANDS FOR "F." >> I FAILED MY TEST? >> OH, YEAH. 96 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:52,638 >> I FAILED MY TEST? >> OH, YEAH. AND I WAS JUST ABOUT 97 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,640 >> OH, YEAH. AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAPE IT TO YOUR LOCKER. 98 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:55,274 AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAPE IT TO YOUR LOCKER. >> WHY? 99 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:58,644 TO TAPE IT TO YOUR LOCKER. >> WHY? >> TO SHAME YOU. 100 00:02:58,646 --> 00:02:59,878 >> WHY? >> TO SHAME YOU. >> LOOK, MISS SHAPEN, 101 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,613 >> TO SHAME YOU. >> LOOK, MISS SHAPEN, I CAN'T GET AN F. 102 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,816 >> LOOK, MISS SHAPEN, I CAN'T GET AN F. >> WELL, TOO LATE, POOP TART. 103 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,317 I CAN'T GET AN F. >> WELL, TOO LATE, POOP TART. >> OKAY. 104 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:05,984 >> WELL, TOO LATE, POOP TART. >> OKAY. WHY HAVE YOU BEEN 105 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,520 >> OKAY. WHY HAVE YOU BEEN IN SUCH A BAD MOOD ALL WEEK? 106 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,924 WHY HAVE YOU BEEN IN SUCH A BAD MOOD ALL WEEK? >> I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU. 107 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:20,299 >> DID NOBODY INVITE YOU OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY? >> OH, GOD, IT SHOWS? 108 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,170 DO YOU HAVE A TISSUE? 109 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:30,642 >> I GOT A DOLLAR. >> GIVE IT. 110 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:40,519 >> HEY. WHAT IF I COULD GET YOU A VALENTINE'S DATE 111 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:43,822 WHAT IF I COULD GET YOU A VALENTINE'S DATE WITH CAPTAIN MAN? 112 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:47,059 A VALENTINE'S DATE WITH CAPTAIN MAN? >> YOU DON'T KNOW CAPTAIN MAN. 113 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,860 WITH CAPTAIN MAN? >> YOU DON'T KNOW CAPTAIN MAN. >> TRUE, TRUE. 114 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,696 >> YOU DON'T KNOW CAPTAIN MAN. >> TRUE, TRUE. BUT IF I CAN FIND HIM 115 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,264 >> TRUE, TRUE. BUT IF I CAN FIND HIM AND GET HIM TO HAVE DINNER 116 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,199 BUT IF I CAN FIND HIM AND GET HIM TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU TOMORROW NIGHT, 117 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:55,734 AND GET HIM TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU TOMORROW NIGHT, CAN I RE-TAKE THE TEST? 118 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,368 WITH YOU TOMORROW NIGHT, CAN I RE-TAKE THE TEST? >> IF YOU GET ME 119 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:57,703 CAN I RE-TAKE THE TEST? >> IF YOU GET ME A DATE WITH CAPTAIN MAN 120 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:59,438 >> IF YOU GET ME A DATE WITH CAPTAIN MAN FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, 121 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,574 A DATE WITH CAPTAIN MAN FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, I WILL TAKE YOUR F 122 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,577 FOR VALENTINE'S DAY, I WILL TAKE YOUR F AND TURN IT INTO ONE OF THESE. 123 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:06,511 I WILL TAKE YOUR F AND TURN IT INTO ONE OF THESE. >> OKAY. 124 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:07,879 AND TURN IT INTO ONE OF THESE. >> OKAY. I'M GOING TO TRY. 125 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,281 >> OKAY. I'M GOING TO TRY. >> HENRY, WAIT. 126 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,016 I'M GOING TO TRY. >> HENRY, WAIT. YOUR DOLLAR. 127 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:23,395 >> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. 128 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:25,063 >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. 129 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:25,931 AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, 130 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,933 >> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB. >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. 131 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,201 >> AND BY ACCIDENT, HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! 132 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:31,603 HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE 133 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,070 AH! >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET 134 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,438 >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. 135 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,906 AND MET A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 136 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:35,574 A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT 137 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,609 >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. 138 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,443 NOW I PROTECT THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... 139 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,711 THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... 140 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:40,746 WHO CALL ME... >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. 141 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:41,613 >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. 142 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:42,781 >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. 143 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,915 >> CAPTAIN MAN. >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT 144 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,417 >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO 145 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,319 IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. 146 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:48,253 BEING A SUPERHERO IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. 147 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,821 IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. 148 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:50,756 >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... 149 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:51,757 >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER 150 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:52,724 >> I, HENRY HART... >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... 151 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:53,425 >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S 152 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,593 TELL ANYONE... >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. 153 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:55,394 >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. 154 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:56,728 SECRET SIDEKICK. >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. 155 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,063 >> IT IS DONE. >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. 156 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,264 >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. >> AND FIGHT CRIME. >> FEELS GOOD. 157 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:14,680 >> CALL IT. 158 00:05:14,747 --> 00:05:16,782 >> UP THE TUBE! 159 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:18,317 OH, MY BOOT. 160 00:05:18,384 --> 00:05:25,057 >> HA! 161 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,192 >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 162 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:27,759 THAT'S YOUR TEACHER, 163 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:29,227 MISS SHAPEN. 164 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,697 >> MY SINGLE TEACHER. 165 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,733 >> OH, I'M SO SURPRISED. 166 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:35,300 >> COME ON. 167 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:36,702 IF YOU HAVE DINNER WITH HER, 168 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:37,202 SHE'LL CHANGE 169 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:38,270 MY "F" INTO AN "A." 170 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,104 >> HEY, I GOT A GOOD IDEA. 171 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:39,705 >> WHAT? 172 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:40,238 >> WHY DON'T I HAVE 173 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:40,772 VALENTINE'S DINNER 174 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,640 WITH YOUR MOM? 175 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,374 >> NO. 176 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,076 >> ALL RIGHT. 177 00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:44,543 I'LL HAVE DINNER 178 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,911 WITH MISS SHAPEN. 179 00:05:45,978 --> 00:05:47,479 >> YES. 180 00:05:47,547 --> 00:05:48,313 OOH AND SHE LOVES CHICKEN, 181 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:49,481 SO FEED HER SOME CHICKEN. 182 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:50,982 >> ALL RIGHT. 183 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,084 >> RAY, I WILL NEVER 184 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:52,651 FORGET THIS. 185 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:55,987 >> NEITHER WILL I. 186 00:05:56,055 --> 00:05:57,322 >> HEY, LOOK AT ME. 187 00:05:57,390 --> 00:06:00,826 I'M MR. VARLINTINE'S. 188 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:01,460 >> EW. 189 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:02,127 >> THAT IS BAD. 190 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,795 >> YIKES. 191 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:04,229 >> THAT'S WHAT 192 00:06:04,297 --> 00:06:05,564 YOU'RE WEARING FOR GERTA? 193 00:06:05,631 --> 00:06:06,732 >> OH, YES. 194 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:09,167 GERTA WILL LOVE THIS. 195 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,435 >> WHO'S GERTA? 196 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:12,170 >> HIS VALENTINE'S DATE, 197 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,272 WHO'S ACTUALLY A... 198 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:15,507 HEY, SCHWOZ! 199 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:16,241 >> WHAT? 200 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:17,509 >> OUR FRIEND HENRY HERE 201 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,077 WAITED UNTIL TODAY TO ASK 202 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,812 A GIRL OUT FOR VALENTINE'S. 203 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,013 >> WHAT? 204 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,849 THAT'S NOT HOW GIRLS WORK. 205 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:28,253 >> I KNOW THAT NOW. >> SO, WHY DON'T YOU LET HENRY TAKE GERTA OUT 206 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:30,188 >> SO, WHY DON'T YOU LET HENRY TAKE GERTA OUT FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? 207 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,456 TAKE GERTA OUT FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? >> ME TAKE GERTA? 208 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,023 FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT? >> ME TAKE GERTA? >> NO WAY. 209 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,925 >> ME TAKE GERTA? >> NO WAY. GERTA IS FOR SCHWOZ ONLY. 210 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:34,659 >> NO WAY. GERTA IS FOR SCHWOZ ONLY. >> COME ON, JUST LEND HER 211 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,361 GERTA IS FOR SCHWOZ ONLY. >> COME ON, JUST LEND HER TO HENRY FOR ONE NIGHT. 212 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,630 >> COME ON, JUST LEND HER TO HENRY FOR ONE NIGHT. >> THIS CONVERSATION IS WEIRD. 213 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,431 TO HENRY FOR ONE NIGHT. >> THIS CONVERSATION IS WEIRD. >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 214 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,700 >> THIS CONVERSATION IS WEIRD. >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. JUST CALL GERTA IN HERE. 215 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,368 >> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. JUST CALL GERTA IN HERE. >> SURE. 216 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,503 JUST CALL GERTA IN HERE. >> SURE. GERTA, 217 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,671 >> SURE. GERTA, [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 218 00:06:53,946 --> 00:07:00,619 >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] GERTA. >> I'M PRETTY SURE 219 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,521 GERTA. >> I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S NOT MY TYPE. 220 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:03,388 >> I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S NOT MY TYPE. >> SHE'S NOT A SHE. 221 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,890 SHE'S NOT MY TYPE. >> SHE'S NOT A SHE. >> AND I'M OUT OF HERE. 222 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,491 >> SHE'S NOT A SHE. >> AND I'M OUT OF HERE. >> JUST RELAX. 223 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:08,360 >> AND I'M OUT OF HERE. >> JUST RELAX. GERTA IS AN ANDROID. 224 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:10,295 >> JUST RELAX. GERTA IS AN ANDROID. >> A FANCY ROBOT. 225 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,464 GERTA IS AN ANDROID. >> A FANCY ROBOT. >> SHE'S... 226 00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:14,065 >> A FANCY ROBOT. >> SHE'S... THAT'S A MACHINE? 227 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,501 >> SHE'S... THAT'S A MACHINE? >> SHOW THE KID. 228 00:07:16,503 --> 00:07:17,803 THAT'S A MACHINE? >> SHOW THE KID. >> GERTA. 229 00:07:17,805 --> 00:07:19,538 >> SHOW THE KID. >> GERTA. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 230 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:39,257 >> THAT'S THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. >> YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. 231 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:40,325 I'VE EVER SEEN. >> YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. >> REALLY? 232 00:07:40,327 --> 00:07:40,759 >> YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET. >> REALLY? WHAT'S SHE GOING 233 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:42,894 >> REALLY? WHAT'S SHE GOING TO PULL OFF NEXT? 234 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:43,995 WHAT'S SHE GOING TO PULL OFF NEXT? >> NO, NO. GERTA IS 235 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,764 TO PULL OFF NEXT? >> NO, NO. GERTA IS A SHAPE-SHIFTING ANDROID. 236 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:46,965 >> NO, NO. GERTA IS A SHAPE-SHIFTING ANDROID. SHOW HIM. 237 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:58,276 >> OKAY, SHUT UP. THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? 238 00:07:58,278 --> 00:08:00,111 THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN. DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? >> HI. MY NAME'S DELILAH. 239 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,848 DID THAT JUST HAPPEN? >> HI. MY NAME'S DELILAH. >> WELL, HEY THERE, DELILAH. 240 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:03,215 >> HI. MY NAME'S DELILAH. >> WELL, HEY THERE, DELILAH. >> EH? 241 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,183 >> WELL, HEY THERE, DELILAH. >> EH? >> EH? 242 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,251 >> EH? >> EH? >> SO, I CAN TAKE HER 243 00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,686 >> EH? >> SO, I CAN TAKE HER TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW NIGHT 244 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:10,455 >> SO, I CAN TAKE HER TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW NIGHT AND NO ONE WILL KNOW SHE'S FAKE? 245 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,424 TO CLUB SODA TOMORROW NIGHT AND NO ONE WILL KNOW SHE'S FAKE? >> I'M NOT FAKE, HENRY. 246 00:08:12,426 --> 00:08:14,459 AND NO ONE WILL KNOW SHE'S FAKE? >> I'M NOT FAKE, HENRY. I LOVE YOU. 247 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:17,395 >> I'M NOT FAKE, HENRY. I LOVE YOU. >> WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO. 248 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,230 I LOVE YOU. >> WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO. >> AND, DUDE, 249 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:20,031 >> WELL, I LOVE YOU, TOO. >> AND, DUDE, YOU TAKE HER TO THE CLUB, 250 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,234 >> AND, DUDE, YOU TAKE HER TO THE CLUB, IT'LL MAKE BIANCA SO JEALOUS. 251 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:24,636 YOU TAKE HER TO THE CLUB, IT'LL MAKE BIANCA SO JEALOUS. >> YEAH. OOH, WAIT. 252 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:25,403 IT'LL MAKE BIANCA SO JEALOUS. >> YEAH. OOH, WAIT. >> WHAT? 253 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:26,204 >> YEAH. OOH, WAIT. >> WHAT? >> WAIT FOR WHAT? 254 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,138 >> WHAT? >> WAIT FOR WHAT? >> IF I'M GOING TO MAKE BIANCA 255 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,407 >> WAIT FOR WHAT? >> IF I'M GOING TO MAKE BIANCA JEALOUS, LET'S REALLY GO FOR IT. 256 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,141 >> IF I'M GOING TO MAKE BIANCA JEALOUS, LET'S REALLY GO FOR IT. >> MEANING? 257 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,110 JEALOUS, LET'S REALLY GO FOR IT. >> MEANING? >> HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. 258 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,144 >> MEANING? >> HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. AND SHE'S GOT TO BE ALL, LIKE-- 259 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,013 >> HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. AND SHE'S GOT TO BE ALL, LIKE-- >> I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 260 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,624 >> WELL, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ME. 261 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:58,336 >> HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. WELCOME TO CLUB SODA. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 262 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,005 WELCOME TO CLUB SODA. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. WELCOME TO-- 263 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,340 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. WELCOME TO-- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 264 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,108 WELCOME TO-- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! THERE'S TOO MUCH TALKING 265 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,343 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! THERE'S TOO MUCH TALKING IN THE LINE! 266 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,344 THERE'S TOO MUCH TALKING IN THE LINE! NOW, JUST HAVE YOUR IDs 267 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,079 IN THE LINE! NOW, JUST HAVE YOUR IDs AND TICKETS READY TO SHOW ME. 268 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,281 NOW, JUST HAVE YOUR IDs AND TICKETS READY TO SHOW ME. OKAY? 269 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:12,284 AND TICKETS READY TO SHOW ME. OKAY? I'M IN CHARGE! 270 00:09:12,286 --> 00:09:14,352 OKAY? I'M IN CHARGE! WELCOME TO CLUB SODA. 271 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,087 I'M IN CHARGE! WELCOME TO CLUB SODA. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. 272 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,589 WELCOME TO CLUB SODA. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. >> HEY, WHAT UP, DOG? 273 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,357 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. >> HEY, WHAT UP, DOG? HAPPY V-DAY. 274 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,693 >> HEY, WHAT UP, DOG? HAPPY V-DAY. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 275 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:23,295 HAPPY V-DAY. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> WHAT? 276 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:23,862 >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. >> WHAT? >> YOU GOT TO BE 277 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,864 >> WHAT? >> YOU GOT TO BE AT LEAST 13 TO GET IN. 278 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,800 >> YOU GOT TO BE AT LEAST 13 TO GET IN. >> WELL, WE'RE ALL 14. 279 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,701 AT LEAST 13 TO GET IN. >> WELL, WE'RE ALL 14. >> WRONG. 280 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:30,936 >> WELL, WE'RE ALL 14. >> WRONG. I KNOW PIPER. 281 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:34,039 >> WRONG. I KNOW PIPER. YOU'RE ALL NINE. 282 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,774 I KNOW PIPER. YOU'RE ALL NINE. >> I'M NOT PIPER. 283 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:39,377 YOU'RE ALL NINE. >> I'M NOT PIPER. >> MY NAME IS JUDY GLICKMAN. 284 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,981 >> I'M NOT PIPER. >> MY NAME IS JUDY GLICKMAN. >> THIS ID IS FAKE, JUDY. 285 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:43,548 >> MY NAME IS JUDY GLICKMAN. >> THIS ID IS FAKE, JUDY. >> OKAY, ARE YOU GOING 286 00:09:43,550 --> 00:09:45,517 >> THIS ID IS FAKE, JUDY. >> OKAY, ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS A THING? 287 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:46,651 >> OKAY, ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THIS A THING? >> SORRY, KID. 288 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:47,719 TO MAKE THIS A THING? >> SORRY, KID. RULES ARE RULES. 289 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,354 >> SORRY, KID. RULES ARE RULES. >> YOU BETTER NOT-- 290 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,861 COME ON, GIRLS. 291 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,333 >> I'M STILL IN CHARGE! 292 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:08,073 WELCOME TO CLUB SODA. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. WELCOME TO... 293 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:08,740 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. WELCOME TO... OH, HEY, CHAR. 294 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,374 WELCOME TO... OH, HEY, CHAR. >> HEY, DUDE. 295 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:09,841 OH, HEY, CHAR. >> HEY, DUDE. >> I DIDN'T KNOW 296 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:10,742 >> HEY, DUDE. >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING HERE. 297 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,644 >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING HERE. >> I WASN'T PLANNING TO 298 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:13,311 YOU WERE COMING HERE. >> I WASN'T PLANNING TO UNTIL HENRY TOLD ME 299 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,746 >> I WASN'T PLANNING TO UNTIL HENRY TOLD ME ABOUT HIS DATE. 300 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:15,747 UNTIL HENRY TOLD ME ABOUT HIS DATE. >> WHO, BIANCA? 301 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:16,247 ABOUT HIS DATE. >> WHO, BIANCA? SHE'S ALREADY 302 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,415 >> WHO, BIANCA? SHE'S ALREADY IN THERE WITH MITCH. 303 00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:18,016 SHE'S ALREADY IN THERE WITH MITCH. [ GLASS BREAKING ] 304 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,684 IN THERE WITH MITCH. [ GLASS BREAKING ] [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 305 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,725 >> HENRY FOUND HIMSELF ANOTHER DATE. >> WHO? 306 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,027 ANOTHER DATE. >> WHO? >> I SAID ALL I CAN SAY. 307 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,762 >> WHO? >> I SAID ALL I CAN SAY. >> OKAY. DO YOU HAVE A TICKET? 308 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:31,363 >> I SAID ALL I CAN SAY. >> OKAY. DO YOU HAVE A TICKET? >> NOPE. 309 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:33,231 >> OKAY. DO YOU HAVE A TICKET? >> NOPE. >> WELL, THEN YOU CAN'T-- 310 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,000 >> NOPE. >> WELL, THEN YOU CAN'T-- CHARLOTTE? 311 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:43,008 >> HEY, DUDE! DUDE! 312 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:52,150 >> WHAT CAN I GET YOU? >> SODA. TWO CHERRY LIME DEVILS. 313 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,425 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. THESE ARE FOR ME. 314 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:08,299 >> OH, HEY, BIANCA. >> OH, HI, CHARLOTTE. >> HEY, MITCH. 315 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,869 >> OH, HI, CHARLOTTE. >> HEY, MITCH. >> SO, DID HENRY COME WITH YOU? 316 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,104 >> HEY, MITCH. >> SO, DID HENRY COME WITH YOU? >> NAH. HE'S... 317 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:51,476 >> MAN, I SHOULD BUY HER A SODA. 318 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:15,033 >> I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S NOT A REAL PERSON. >> TIFFANY, SHOW HER 319 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,000 SHE'S NOT A REAL PERSON. >> TIFFANY, SHOW HER HOW MANY DIFFERENT COLORS 320 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,836 >> TIFFANY, SHOW HER HOW MANY DIFFERENT COLORS YOU CAN MAKE YOUR EYES. 321 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,678 >> OKAY, OKAY. BE NORMAL. 322 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,551 >> DANG IT. >> WHAT? >> HOW CAN I MAKE BIANCA JEALOUS 323 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,219 >> WHAT? >> HOW CAN I MAKE BIANCA JEALOUS IF SHE WON'T EVEN 324 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:37,255 >> HOW CAN I MAKE BIANCA JEALOUS IF SHE WON'T EVEN LOOK OVER HERE? 325 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:37,989 IF SHE WON'T EVEN LOOK OVER HERE? >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TIFFANY 326 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,224 LOOK OVER HERE? >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TIFFANY OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR? 327 00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,191 >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TIFFANY OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR? SHOW OFF A LITTLE? 328 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,360 OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR? SHOW OFF A LITTLE? >> OOH, THAT'S GOOD. 329 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,328 SHOW OFF A LITTLE? >> OOH, THAT'S GOOD. >> WAIT. 330 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,229 >> OOH, THAT'S GOOD. >> WAIT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH RAY 331 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,230 >> WAIT. MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH RAY OR SCHWOZ TO MAKE SURE SHE CAN 332 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,198 MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK WITH RAY OR SCHWOZ TO MAKE SURE SHE CAN DANCE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 333 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,234 OR SCHWOZ TO MAKE SURE SHE CAN DANCE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. NO OFFENSE. 334 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,903 DANCE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. NO OFFENSE. >> I'M TIFFANY. 335 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,505 NO OFFENSE. >> I'M TIFFANY. >> I'LL CALL THEM. 336 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:56,908 >> I'M TIFFANY. >> I'LL CALL THEM. [ PHONE BEEPING ] 337 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,876 >> I'LL CALL THEM. [ PHONE BEEPING ] >> YEAH, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? 338 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:58,409 [ PHONE BEEPING ] >> YEAH, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? >> I NEED TO KNOW 339 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,078 >> YEAH, HENRY, WHAT'S UP? >> I NEED TO KNOW IF TIFFANY CAN DANCE. 340 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,246 >> I NEED TO KNOW IF TIFFANY CAN DANCE. >> PFFT. SHE'S A HIGHLY 341 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,614 IF TIFFANY CAN DANCE. >> PFFT. SHE'S A HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED ANDROID. 342 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,448 >> PFFT. SHE'S A HIGHLY SOPHISTICATED ANDROID. SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, 343 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,884 SOPHISTICATED ANDROID. SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, DANCE, FLY A PLANE, 344 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,852 SHE CAN DO ANYTHING, DANCE, FLY A PLANE, SHE'S GOOD WITH PUPPETS. 345 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,354 DANCE, FLY A PLANE, SHE'S GOOD WITH PUPPETS. >> COOL. 346 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,588 SHE'S GOOD WITH PUPPETS. >> COOL. HEY, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY 347 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,756 >> COOL. HEY, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO PICK UP MY TEACHER? 348 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:12,423 HEY, ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO PICK UP MY TEACHER? >> NO. I SENT GOOCH 349 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,758 TO PICK UP MY TEACHER? >> NO. I SENT GOOCH TO GET HER AND BRING HER HERE. 350 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:14,425 >> NO. I SENT GOOCH TO GET HER AND BRING HER HERE. >> WHAT? 351 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,059 TO GET HER AND BRING HER HERE. >> WHAT? YOU CAN'T BRING HER DOWN 352 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:15,927 >> WHAT? YOU CAN'T BRING HER DOWN INTO THE MAN CAVE. 353 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:16,861 YOU CAN'T BRING HER DOWN INTO THE MAN CAVE. YOU SAID WE ALWAYS HAVE 354 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:18,596 INTO THE MAN CAVE. YOU SAID WE ALWAYS HAVE TO KEEP THE LOCATION A SECRET. 355 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,931 YOU SAID WE ALWAYS HAVE TO KEEP THE LOCATION A SECRET. >> SHE WON'T KNOW ANYTHING. 356 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:20,565 TO KEEP THE LOCATION A SECRET. >> SHE WON'T KNOW ANYTHING. GOOCH PICKED HER UP, 357 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,599 >> SHE WON'T KNOW ANYTHING. GOOCH PICKED HER UP, PUT HER IN A SACK, 358 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:22,133 GOOCH PICKED HER UP, PUT HER IN A SACK, AND HE'S GOING 359 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,268 PUT HER IN A SACK, AND HE'S GOING TO SEND HER DOWN HERE WHEN-- 360 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,569 AND HE'S GOING TO SEND HER DOWN HERE WHEN-- [ BEEPING ] 361 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,638 TO SEND HER DOWN HERE WHEN-- [ BEEPING ] >> [ SCREAMING ] 362 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,474 [ BEEPING ] >> [ SCREAMING ] [ GRUNTING ] 363 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,442 >> [ SCREAMING ] [ GRUNTING ] >> SHE'S HERE. I GOT TO GO. 364 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,944 [ GRUNTING ] >> SHE'S HERE. I GOT TO GO. >> HEY, MAKE HER HAPPY. 365 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:33,578 >> SHE'S HERE. I GOT TO GO. >> HEY, MAKE HER HAPPY. I NEED HER TO CHANGE 366 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,946 >> HEY, MAKE HER HAPPY. I NEED HER TO CHANGE MY "F" INTO AN "A". 367 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:35,880 I NEED HER TO CHANGE MY "F" INTO AN "A". >> YEAH, BLAH, BLAH. 368 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,415 MY "F" INTO AN "A". >> YEAH, BLAH, BLAH. BYE BYE. 369 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,817 >> YEAH, BLAH, BLAH. BYE BYE. >> AND GIVE HER SOME CHICKEN. 370 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:41,419 BYE BYE. >> AND GIVE HER SOME CHICKEN. >> YEAH, CHICKEN. 371 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:47,258 [ MOANING ] 372 00:13:52,832 --> 00:14:00,171 >> OOH. WELL, HELLO, CAPTAIN MAN. >> HELLO. 373 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,105 WELL, HELLO, CAPTAIN MAN. >> HELLO. >> SO... 374 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:01,806 >> HELLO. >> SO... YOU GOING TO STAND THERE 375 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:02,807 >> SO... YOU GOING TO STAND THERE LOOKING HANDSOME 376 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:03,474 YOU GOING TO STAND THERE LOOKING HANDSOME OR ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME 377 00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:07,645 LOOKING HANDSOME OR ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OUT OF THE SACK? 378 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:09,447 OR ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME OUT OF THE SACK? OH, HEY, IS THAT CHICKEN? 379 00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,782 OUT OF THE SACK? OH, HEY, IS THAT CHICKEN? >> YES. 380 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:43,181 >> CAN YOU DANCE LIKE THAT? >> NO. >> YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME LESSONS. 381 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:04,402 >> UH...CAN I GET YOU ANOTHER ENTIRE CHICKEN? >> NAH. 382 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,136 ENTIRE CHICKEN? >> NAH. I CAN STILL CHEW 383 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,073 >> NAH. I CAN STILL CHEW A LITTLE MORE OFF OF THIS ONE. 384 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,043 I CAN STILL CHEW A LITTLE MORE OFF OF THIS ONE. ? BABY, BABY, YOU TAKE ME BACK ? 385 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,177 A LITTLE MORE OFF OF THIS ONE. ? BABY, BABY, YOU TAKE ME BACK ? ? THERE, I SAID IT, I SAID IT ? 386 00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,312 ? BABY, BABY, YOU TAKE ME BACK ? ? THERE, I SAID IT, I SAID IT ? ? I SAID IT, I SAID IT ? 387 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,381 ? THERE, I SAID IT, I SAID IT ? ? I SAID IT, I SAID IT ? ? OH, BABY, BABY ? 388 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,048 ? I SAID IT, I SAID IT ? ? OH, BABY, BABY ? OH, I'M SORRY, 389 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,483 ? OH, BABY, BABY ? OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD COMPANY. 390 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,083 OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD COMPANY. >> NO, NO. 391 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,052 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD COMPANY. >> NO, NO. PLEASE STAY. 392 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,420 >> NO, NO. PLEASE STAY. PLEASE. 393 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,721 PLEASE STAY. PLEASE. COME MEET MISS SHAPEN. 394 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:24,756 PLEASE. COME MEET MISS SHAPEN. >> SHARONA. 395 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:25,523 COME MEET MISS SHAPEN. >> SHARONA. >> RIGHT. 396 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,157 >> SHARONA. >> RIGHT. SHARONA SHAPEN, 397 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:26,991 >> RIGHT. SHARONA SHAPEN, SCHWOZ SCHWARTZ. 398 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:27,525 SHARONA SHAPEN, SCHWOZ SCHWARTZ. SCHWOZ SCHWARTZ, 399 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,228 SCHWOZ SCHWARTZ. SCHWOZ SCHWARTZ, SHARONA SHAPEN. 400 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,996 SCHWOZ SCHWARTZ, SHARONA SHAPEN. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. 401 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:32,563 SHARONA SHAPEN. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ANYONE MIND 402 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,098 >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> ANYONE MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY SHOE? 403 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:34,766 >> ANYONE MIND IF I TAKE OFF MY SHOE? >> ACTUALLY, 404 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:35,733 IF I TAKE OFF MY SHOE? >> ACTUALLY, PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR-- 405 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,068 >> ACTUALLY, PLEASE DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR-- OH. 406 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,739 THAT IS A BIG TOE. 407 00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:01,693 >> THANKS. THANK YOU. HOW YOU DOING, BIANCA? 408 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,994 THANK YOU. HOW YOU DOING, BIANCA? OKAY, THANKS. 409 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:14,939 >> 'SUP, BABY. >> I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME. 410 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,274 >> I KNOW YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO ME. >> NOPE. 411 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,642 TO ME. >> NOPE. I'M TALKING TO THIS SWEET THING 412 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,443 >> NOPE. I'M TALKING TO THIS SWEET THING RIGHT HERE. 413 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,110 I'M TALKING TO THIS SWEET THING RIGHT HERE. >> HEY. 414 00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,045 RIGHT HERE. >> HEY. SHE'S NOT A THING. 415 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:21,779 >> HEY. SHE'S NOT A THING. >> SHE KIND OF IS. 416 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,481 SHE'S NOT A THING. >> SHE KIND OF IS. >> SHH. 417 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,950 >> SHE KIND OF IS. >> SHH. >> WANT TO DANCE? 418 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,385 >> SHH. >> WANT TO DANCE? >> YOU CAME HERE WITH BIANCA. 419 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:27,952 >> WANT TO DANCE? >> YOU CAME HERE WITH BIANCA. IT'S NOT POLITE 420 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,721 >> YOU CAME HERE WITH BIANCA. IT'S NOT POLITE TO DANCE WITH ANOTHER GIRL. 421 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:30,421 IT'S NOT POLITE TO DANCE WITH ANOTHER GIRL. >> IT'S NOT POLITE 422 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,222 TO DANCE WITH ANOTHER GIRL. >> IT'S NOT POLITE FOR ME TO DANCE 423 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,458 >> IT'S NOT POLITE FOR ME TO DANCE ON YOU FACE, EITHER. 424 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,625 FOR ME TO DANCE ON YOU FACE, EITHER. >> WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, 425 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:39,263 ON YOU FACE, EITHER. >> WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, MY FACE ISN'T A FLOOR. 426 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,966 >> WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, MY FACE ISN'T A FLOOR. >> I'LL BE ON THE DANCE FLOOR 427 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,068 MY FACE ISN'T A FLOOR. >> I'LL BE ON THE DANCE FLOOR WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 428 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:51,642 >> OKAY, THAT GUY IS JUST EVIL. >> YEAH. HE IS PRETTY EVIL. 429 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,311 >> YEAH. HE IS PRETTY EVIL. >> EVIL? 430 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:54,412 HE IS PRETTY EVIL. >> EVIL? EVIL? 431 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,856 >> WHERE'S SHE... >> TIFFANY? >> HEY, HEY, HERE SHE COMES. 432 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,324 >> TIFFANY? >> HEY, HEY, HERE SHE COMES. GET OUT OF HERE. 433 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:14,766 OH, OKAY, YEAH. NO, I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT. HERE WE GO. 434 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,636 HERE, GIVE ME YOUR HAND. 435 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:25,410 THAT IS A CRAZY DANCE. 436 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:39,957 >> SO... I HAVE THIS SORE ON MY BACK. >> A SORE? 437 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,025 I HAVE THIS SORE ON MY BACK. >> A SORE? >> UH-HUH. 438 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:41,826 >> A SORE? >> UH-HUH. MAYBE ONE DAY 439 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,227 >> UH-HUH. MAYBE ONE DAY YOU CAN DRIVE ME DOWN 440 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,329 MAYBE ONE DAY YOU CAN DRIVE ME DOWN TO THE WOUND CLINIC. 441 00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:45,963 YOU CAN DRIVE ME DOWN TO THE WOUND CLINIC. [ PHONE RINGS ] 442 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:46,731 TO THE WOUND CLINIC. [ PHONE RINGS ] I GOT TO TAKE THIS. 443 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:47,865 [ PHONE RINGS ] I GOT TO TAKE THIS. >> WHOA. 444 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:48,866 I GOT TO TAKE THIS. >> WHOA. WELL, WHO IS IT? 445 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,301 >> WHOA. WELL, WHO IS IT? >> IT DOESN'T MATTER. 446 00:17:57,309 --> 00:18:03,381 HEY, KID, WHAT'S UP? >> RAY, LISTEN. TIFFANY'S GONE CRAZY. 447 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,883 >> RAY, LISTEN. TIFFANY'S GONE CRAZY. >> WHAT? WHAT'S SHE DOING? 448 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:12,523 >> SHE'S TOSSING MITCH BILSKY AROUND LIKE A BIG BAG OF FUDGE. 449 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,724 MITCH BILSKY AROUND LIKE A BIG BAG OF FUDGE. >> I DON'T WANT 450 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,394 LIKE A BIG BAG OF FUDGE. >> I DON'T WANT TO DANCE ANYMORE. 451 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,600 >> SHE'S GOING TO REALLY HURT HIM. >> RAY, HOW DO I STOP HER? 452 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,234 TO REALLY HURT HIM. >> RAY, HOW DO I STOP HER? >> YOU JUST HAVE TO PRESS 453 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,602 >> RAY, HOW DO I STOP HER? >> YOU JUST HAVE TO PRESS A SMALL RED BUTTON 454 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,070 >> YOU JUST HAVE TO PRESS A SMALL RED BUTTON ON THE BACK OF HER NECK. 455 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,472 A SMALL RED BUTTON ON THE BACK OF HER NECK. >> GOT IT. 456 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,178 >> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 457 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,348 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 458 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:53,564 >> MAYBE I'LL JUST SIT DOWN IN HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 459 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,236 >> HELP ME! 460 00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,441 >> LOOK, IT'S KID DANGER! 461 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:10,515 >> I LOVE YOU, KID DANGER! >> HE'S SO DREAMY. 462 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,958 >> HEN-- KID DANGER, BE CAREFUL! 463 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:35,239 >> THANKS. THANK YOU. OBVIOUSLY THIS GIRL HAS SEVERE ANGER ISSUES. 464 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,508 OBVIOUSLY THIS GIRL HAS SEVERE ANGER ISSUES. >> SHE REALLY DOES. 465 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,743 HAS SEVERE ANGER ISSUES. >> SHE REALLY DOES. >> RIGHT. 466 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,278 >> SHE REALLY DOES. >> RIGHT. SO, I'M GOING TO TAKE HER 467 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,479 >> RIGHT. SO, I'M GOING TO TAKE HER TO THERAPY. 468 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,147 SO, I'M GOING TO TAKE HER TO THERAPY. [ CHEERING ] 469 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:57,261 >> WELL, I BETTER GO BACK TO MY DATE AND HER TOE. 470 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:08,506 WHAT'S GOING ON? >> OH, I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE TRIP 471 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,374 >> OH, I'M JUST GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE TRIP WITH YOUR BOSS. 472 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,842 TO TAKE A LITTLE TRIP WITH YOUR BOSS. >> MY BOSS? SCHWOZ IS NOT-- 473 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,344 WITH YOUR BOSS. >> MY BOSS? SCHWOZ IS NOT-- MY BOSS, SCHWOZ. 474 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,845 >> MY BOSS? SCHWOZ IS NOT-- MY BOSS, SCHWOZ. YES, OKAY. 475 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:15,613 MY BOSS, SCHWOZ. YES, OKAY. >> HE'S GOING TO TAKE ME 476 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,348 YES, OKAY. >> HE'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE WOUND CLINIC. 477 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,350 >> HE'S GOING TO TAKE ME TO THE WOUND CLINIC. >> THEY LOVE HER THERE. 478 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,118 TO THE WOUND CLINIC. >> THEY LOVE HER THERE. >> I'VE HEARD. 479 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,354 >> THEY LOVE HER THERE. >> I'VE HEARD. >> HAPPY VARLINTINE'S DAY. 480 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,458 UP THE TUBES! 481 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,505 >> THERE'S NO SAVING THIS CHICKEN. 482 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:57,555 >> HEY, GUYS. LONG LINE FOR THE BATHROOM. WHAT HAPPENED? 483 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:58,556 LONG LINE FOR THE BATHROOM. WHAT HAPPENED? >> THAT GIRL YOU BROUGHT HERE, 484 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,490 WHAT HAPPENED? >> THAT GIRL YOU BROUGHT HERE, TIFFANY. 485 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,057 >> THAT GIRL YOU BROUGHT HERE, TIFFANY. >> YEAH? 486 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,058 TIFFANY. >> YEAH? >> SHE WENT CRAZY 487 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:02,927 >> YEAH? >> SHE WENT CRAZY AND BEAT UP MITCH BILSKY. 488 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:03,661 >> SHE WENT CRAZY AND BEAT UP MITCH BILSKY. >> BUT THEN KID DANGER 489 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,896 AND BEAT UP MITCH BILSKY. >> BUT THEN KID DANGER SHOWED UP AND TOOK HER DOWN. 490 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,866 >> BUT THEN KID DANGER SHOWED UP AND TOOK HER DOWN. >> WHAT? 491 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:09,834 SHOWED UP AND TOOK HER DOWN. >> WHAT? >> YEP. 492 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:10,835 >> WHAT? >> YEP. >> WOW. 493 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,404 >> YEP. >> WOW. YEAH, I MEAN, I THOUGHT... 494 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:23,347 YOU LOOK REALLY GREAT TONIGHT. >> YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST EYES. >> OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO 495 00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:27,184 >> YOU HAVE THE PRETTIEST EYES. >> OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW. 496 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:29,553 >> OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW. >> COOL. 497 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:30,588 STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE NOW. >> COOL. SO... 498 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,856 >> COOL. SO... YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME 499 00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:36,594 SO... YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME FOR VALENTINE'S NEXT YEAR? 500 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:39,930 YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME FOR VALENTINE'S NEXT YEAR? >> IT'S A DATE. 501 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,866 FOR VALENTINE'S NEXT YEAR? >> IT'S A DATE. WAIT. 502 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:42,433 >> IT'S A DATE. WAIT. >> WHAT? 503 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,768 WAIT. >> WHAT? >> YOU CAN'T KISS ME. 504 00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:45,970 >> WHAT? >> YOU CAN'T KISS ME. I'M STILL ON A DATE WITH MITCH. 505 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,072 >> YOU CAN'T KISS ME. I'M STILL ON A DATE WITH MITCH. >> I WASN'T GOING TO KISS YOU. 506 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:52,443 I'M STILL ON A DATE WITH MITCH. >> I WASN'T GOING TO KISS YOU. I WAS GOING TO BITE YOUR NOSE. 507 00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:53,377 >> I WASN'T GOING TO KISS YOU. I WAS GOING TO BITE YOUR NOSE. >> HEY! 508 00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:55,946 I WAS GOING TO BITE YOUR NOSE. >> HEY! QUIT BITING MY DATE'S NOSE! 509 00:21:55,996 --> 00:22:00,546 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45810

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