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HERE SHE COMES. 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:23,122 GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY. 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,863 WHOA. 9 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,965 HEY, MONICA. 10 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,000 >> OH, HI, JASPER. 11 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,402 >> UH... 12 00:00:36,503 --> 00:00:38,504 COOL SKIRT. 13 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:39,605 >> THANKS. 14 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:43,776 >> WHAT ARE THOSE, FLOWERS? 15 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,144 >> YEAH. 16 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:47,980 >> NICE. 17 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,314 HEY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY 18 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,616 MY SECRET, DID YOU? 19 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,584 >> OF COURSE NOT. 20 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:54,353 >> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 21 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,555 LOOK. 22 00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:59,124 HE'S DOING IT AGAIN. 23 00:00:59,225 --> 00:00:59,925 >> WHAT, JASPER? 24 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:00,893 >> YEAH. HE KEEPS TRYING 25 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:01,927 TO MAKE THAT GIRL MONICA 26 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:03,429 THINK HE'S KID DANGER. 27 00:01:03,530 --> 00:01:06,465 >> OH, MAN. 28 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:07,299 >> OW. 29 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,333 >> ARE YOU OKAY? 30 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:09,268 >> YEAH. 31 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:09,935 I JUST HAD A ROUGH NIGHT 32 00:01:10,036 --> 00:01:12,671 LAST NIGHT AT WORK. 33 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:13,572 >> REALLY? 34 00:01:13,673 --> 00:01:14,339 WAS THERE A LOT OF... 35 00:01:14,441 --> 00:01:14,706 DANGER? 36 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:18,644 >> SHH. 37 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,445 >> YOU KNOW I CAN'T TALK 38 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:21,580 ABOUT MY JOB. 39 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,949 >> OOH, SORRY. 40 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:25,684 >> HE TOUCHED HER LIPS. 41 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:27,820 >> IT'S NOT FUNNY. 42 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:28,921 HE'S LYING TO HER. 43 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:31,590 AND NOW SHE'S GOT DIRTY LIPS. 44 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,927 >> COME ON. 45 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,528 HEY, JASPER. 46 00:01:36,629 --> 00:01:38,730 WHAT'S POOPININ'? 47 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:39,765 >> HENRY. 48 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:41,066 YOU GUYS KNOW MONICA. 49 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:41,633 >> SURE. 50 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:42,201 >> HEY, MONICA. 51 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:42,801 >> HI. 52 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:43,802 >> SO, DUDE, 53 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:44,770 TRICK OR TREATING TONIGHT, 54 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:45,704 YOU STILL COMING WITH US? 55 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:47,773 >> IT'S OKAY TO SAY NO. 56 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,675 >> YEAH, I'M COMING. 57 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:50,676 YOU WANT TO COME 58 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:51,610 TRICK OR TREATING WITH US? 59 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:52,544 >> I'D LOVE TO COME. 60 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:53,946 >> COOL. 61 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:54,746 JUST REMEMBER... 62 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,548 A CERTAIN CAPTAIN 63 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,884 MIGHT NEED MY HELP TONIGHT. 64 00:01:58,985 --> 00:01:59,852 >> THAT'S OKAY. 65 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:01,820 I LIKE DANGER. 66 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:04,056 >> AND DANGER LIKES YOU. 67 00:02:06,693 --> 00:02:07,426 >> HEY, JASPER. 68 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,595 >> WHAT? 69 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:12,030 >> SHH. 70 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:25,544 >> HEY. HEY. 71 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,212 CHECK ME OUT. 72 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,549 OOH. 73 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,184 >> WHAT ARE YOU? 74 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:35,654 >> I'M A ZOMBIE TENNIS PLAYER. 75 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:38,223 COOL COSTUME, RIGHT? 76 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:39,057 >> DON'T YOU THINK ZOMBIES 77 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,726 ARE KIND OF PLAYED OUT? 78 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,828 >> WELL, YEAH, REGULAR ZOMBIES. 79 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:43,829 THAT'S WHY I ADDED 80 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,596 THE WHOLE TENNIS ELEMENT. 81 00:02:44,697 --> 00:02:46,331 SO, NOW IT'S... 82 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:47,399 BOOM... 83 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,602 FRESH. 84 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:51,570 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 85 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:52,604 >> HEY, I THINK WE HAVE 86 00:02:52,705 --> 00:02:53,939 ANOTHER TRICK OR TREATER! 87 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,074 >> YES, I HEARD THE DOORBELL! 88 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,646 >> TRICK OR TREAT. 89 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:01,547 >> YOU STOLE MY COSTUME. 90 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,249 >> JUST PUT THE CANDY 91 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,951 IN THE SACK. 92 00:03:11,591 --> 00:03:15,460 >> BOOM, FRESH. 93 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,829 >> YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 94 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:18,997 >> HENRY, WILL YOU HELP ME 95 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:20,766 FIND MY CAR KEYS? 96 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,334 >> NO THANKS. 97 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,904 >> HEY, INTERESTING COSTUMES. 98 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,507 >> THANKS. I'M A GARBAGE MAN. 99 00:03:28,608 --> 00:03:31,843 >> AND I'M A BAG OF TRASH. 100 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:32,678 >> AND I'M SO PROUD 101 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,446 TO BE YOUR SON. 102 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,483 >> I AM SO ANGRY. 103 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:39,651 >> WHOA. 104 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:40,953 WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE? 105 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,087 >> I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 106 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:43,755 TAYLOR SWIFT. 107 00:03:43,856 --> 00:03:44,856 >> WELL, YOU DON'T LOOK 108 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,693 VERY MUCH LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT. 109 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:48,727 >> YEAH, BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND 110 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:49,628 ORDERED ME THE WRONG COSTUME. 111 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,831 >> MY NAME IS DAD. 112 00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:53,532 >> I'M NOT TALKING 113 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,901 TO YOU TONIGHT. 114 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:56,768 >> THAT'S NOT 115 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:57,769 THE COSTUME YOU WANTED? 116 00:03:57,870 --> 00:03:58,637 >> NO. I TOLD DAD TO ORDER ME 117 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:01,073 A TAYLOR SWIFT COSTUME. 118 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:01,940 >> I MADE A MISTAKE. 119 00:04:02,041 --> 00:04:03,008 >> AND HE ORDERED ME 120 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:06,211 THIS JONATHAN SWIFT COSTUME. 121 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,613 >> WHO'S JONATHAN SWIFT? 122 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,249 >> EXACTLY. 123 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:11,083 >> HE'S A VERY FAMOUS 124 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:11,850 18TH CENTURY AUTHOR 125 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:14,686 FROM IRELAND. 126 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:15,887 WHAT? 127 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,322 I'M WEIRD BECAUSE I'M EDUCATED? 128 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:20,459 >> OOH, WE'RE LATE 129 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,326 FOR THE PARTY. 130 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:22,127 WE'VE GOT TO GO. 131 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:22,828 >> I JUST NEED MY PURSE. 132 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:23,829 >> WHAT? 133 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:24,796 YOU'RE GOING TO A PARTY? 134 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:25,998 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING 135 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:26,732 TO TAKE PIPER TRICK OR TREATING. 136 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:27,466 >> WE WERE. 137 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:28,000 >> NOW YOU ARE. 138 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:28,734 >> WHAT? WAIT! 139 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:29,468 >> SORRYGOE 140 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:30,335 OUT THE TRASH. 141 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:30,969 >> THAT'S ME. 142 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:31,937 >> NO! MOM, DAD, 143 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:32,971 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME 144 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,840 TAKE PIPER TRICK OR TREATING! 145 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:35,741 WE HAD A DEAL! 146 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,809 YOU CAN'T JUST... 147 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:38,877 I LOVE YOU? 148 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,179 [ CAR DRIVING AWAY ] 149 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:47,185 >> YOU THINK I'M HAPPY 150 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,954 ABOUT IT? 151 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:51,323 >> YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME. 152 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,125 I'M IN CHARGE TONIGHT 153 00:04:53,226 --> 00:04:55,460 SO YOU HAVE TO SHOW ME RESPECT. 154 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,634 STARTING NOW. 155 00:05:02,735 --> 00:05:06,872 >> HEY, HALLOWEENERS. 156 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,473 HAVE NO FEAR... 157 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,243 KID DANGER IS HERE. 158 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,210 >> OH... 159 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,245 >> MY... 160 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:15,647 >> GOD. 161 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,382 IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. 162 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:18,216 >> MY DAD WAS 163 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:20,018 AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST. 164 00:05:20,119 --> 00:05:21,653 >> I WANTED AN AFTERSCHOOL JOB. 165 00:05:21,754 --> 00:05:22,954 >> AND BY ACCIDENT, 166 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,856 HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE. 167 00:05:24,957 --> 00:05:25,857 AH! 168 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:27,659 >> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE 169 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:28,660 AND MET 170 00:05:28,761 --> 00:05:30,028 A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY. 171 00:05:30,129 --> 00:05:31,563 >> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 172 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:32,531 NOW I PROTECT 173 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:34,466 THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW. 174 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:35,434 YOU'LL CALL ME... 175 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:36,535 >> HE TURNED OUT TO BE... 176 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:37,069 >> YOU KNOW THE NAME. 177 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,036 >> CAPTAIN MAN. 178 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:39,004 >> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. 179 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:40,772 IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT 180 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:42,107 BEING A SUPERHERO 181 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,775 IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE. 182 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:44,776 >> HE WANTED SOME HELP. 183 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,345 >> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK. 184 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:47,245 >> I, HENRY HART... 185 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:47,946 >> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER 186 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,414 TELL ANYONE... 187 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:50,248 >> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S 188 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,416 SECRET SIDEKICK. 189 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:52,084 >> IT IS DONE. 190 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,352 >> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES. 191 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:54,619 >> AND FIGHT CRIME. 192 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,588 >> FEELS GOOD. 193 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:10,969 >> CALL IT. 194 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:12,571 >> UP THE TUBE! 195 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,806 OH, MY BOOT. 196 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:16,108 >> AH! 197 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,882 >> STUPID JONATHAN SWIFT. 198 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:25,751 WAY TO GO, DAD. 199 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:28,754 >> SO, JASPER... 200 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:29,521 >> UH, UH, UH. 201 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,423 TONIGHT YOU CAN CALL ME 202 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,225 "KID DANGER." 203 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:35,594 >> OKAY, COOL. 204 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:37,229 SO, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 205 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,430 >> SURE. 206 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:39,431 >> HOW COME YOUR COSTUME 207 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,032 DOESN'T LOOK QUITE LIKE 208 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,068 THE REAL KID DANGER COSTUME? 209 00:06:43,169 --> 00:06:43,835 >> OH. 210 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,071 SEE... 211 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:48,240 BY WEARING THIS FAKE COSTUME, 212 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,708 NO BAD GUYS WILL EVER SUSPECT 213 00:06:49,809 --> 00:06:52,577 THAT I'M THE REAL KID DANGER. 214 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:53,478 >> OH. 215 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,280 >> THAT MAKES SENSE, RIGHT? 216 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:57,816 >> YEAH, THAT TRACKS. 217 00:06:59,218 --> 00:07:01,019 >> YOU GUYS, COME ON. 218 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:01,686 WE GOING TRICK OR TREATING 219 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:02,454 OR WHAT? 220 00:07:02,555 --> 00:07:03,955 >> YEAH, LET'S DO IT. 221 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,457 >> OKAY. 222 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:06,425 LET'S START ON RIVERSIDE 223 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:07,325 BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE 224 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,361 GIVE OUT GREAT CANDY 225 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:10,195 AND THEN WE CAN GO-- 226 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,565 [ WATCH BEEPING ] 227 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:14,299 >> WHY IS YOUR WATCH 228 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,368 ALWAYS BEEPING? 229 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:17,402 >> IT'S MY BOSS 230 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,104 FROM JUNK-N-STUFF. 231 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:20,439 I GOT TO GO SEE WHAT HE WANTS. 232 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:21,173 >> I'LL GO WITH YOU. 233 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:21,773 >> RIGHT. 234 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:22,774 >> NO. 235 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:23,475 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO 236 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,310 TRICK OR TREATING. 237 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:26,211 >> HEY, I'M GOING TO TAKE MONICA 238 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:26,978 AND GO HIT THE HOUSES 239 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,981 ON RIVERSIDE. 240 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:30,882 >> COOL. 241 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:31,750 >> WE'LL TEXT YOU 242 00:07:31,851 --> 00:07:32,284 AND MEET UP LATER. 243 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:32,984 >> OKAY. 244 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:33,885 >> SEE YOU. 245 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:34,953 >> WE BETTER HURRY. 246 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:35,987 >> YEAH. PIPER, LET'S GO. 247 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:36,988 >> NO. 248 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:37,889 I'M NOT GOING 249 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,257 TO YOUR STUPID STORE. 250 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,158 >> I PROMISED MOM AND DAD 251 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:41,393 I'D WATCH YOU TONIGHT. 252 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:42,427 >> SO, WATCH ME 253 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:44,229 STUFF CANDY IN MY FACE. 254 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,430 >> WE'LL TAKE YOU 255 00:07:45,531 --> 00:07:47,032 TRICK OR TREATING RIGHT AFTER. 256 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,366 >> NOT ACCEPTABLE. 257 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,601 IF YOU GUYS DON'T TAKE ME 258 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:51,269 TRICK OR TREATING RIGHT NOW, 259 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:54,439 THEN I'LL TELL MOM AND DAD-- 260 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:56,007 >> WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 261 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:59,110 >> SHE WAS TALKING SO MUCH. 262 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:00,145 NOW, COME ON, WE GOT 263 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,279 TO GO SEE WHAT RAY WANTS. 264 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,180 GRAB HER FEET. 265 00:08:02,281 --> 00:08:03,882 >> AW, MAN. 266 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,120 [ GRUNTING ] 267 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,556 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 268 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:17,929 >> SHABBAT SHALOM. 269 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,097 >> SO... 270 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:19,965 WHEN YOU'RE KID DANGER 271 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:20,632 AND YOU AND CAPTAIN MAN 272 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:22,934 ARE FIGHTING BAD GUYS, 273 00:08:23,035 --> 00:08:23,602 DO YOU EVER WORRY 274 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,070 ABOUT GETTING HURT? 275 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,037 >> NAH. 276 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,006 WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A SUPERHERO, 277 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:31,276 I DON'T THINK, I JUST DO. 278 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:34,279 >> THAT'S SO YODA. 279 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:37,249 >> YOU REALLY GET ME. 280 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,818 [ GLASS SHATTERING ] 281 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:40,852 >> OH MY GOSH. 282 00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:41,486 YOU SEE THAT GUY? 283 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:42,420 HE'S BREAKING 284 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,288 INTO THAT CAR. 285 00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:44,256 >> MAYBE WE SHOULD 286 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,657 CALL THE COPS. 287 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,259 >> YOU DON'T NEED THE COPS. 288 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,427 >> WHY DON'T I? 289 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,464 >> BECAUSE YOU'RE KID DANGER. 290 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,766 >> RIGHT. 291 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:57,068 BUT CAPTAIN MAN'S NOT HERE 292 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:59,137 WITH ME, SO... 293 00:08:59,238 --> 00:09:00,572 >> IT'S JUST ONE GUY. 294 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:03,308 GO GET THEM, KID DANGER. 295 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:05,944 >> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 296 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:09,614 YOU THERE! 297 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,484 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 298 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:15,587 HEY YOU, IN THE CAR THERE! 299 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:18,456 >> WHOA. COOL 'STUME. 300 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,760 >> THIS IS NOT JUST A 'STUME. 301 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,361 I'M... 302 00:09:23,462 --> 00:09:28,466 I'M THE REAL KID DANGER. 303 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,501 >> COOL. 304 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,404 HAND ME A SCREWDRIVER. 305 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,538 >> FOR WHAT? 306 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:34,339 >> I'M TRYING TO STEAL 307 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,273 PART OF THIS CAR. 308 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:36,374 COULD YOU CHECK THERE, 309 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:38,510 IN MY BAG OF BURGLAR TOOLS? 310 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:39,377 >> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO CHECK 311 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:42,881 YOUR BAG OF TOOLS. 312 00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,149 YOU'RE... 313 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,252 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, MAN. 314 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:50,655 >> YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 315 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,657 HANG ON A SEC, I'LL COME OUT. 316 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,066 HEY... 317 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,100 AREN'T YOU CAPTAIN MAN'S 318 00:10:02,201 --> 00:10:04,235 NEW LITTLE PARTNER? 319 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,971 >> THAT'S KID DANGER 320 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:06,638 AND HE'S GOING 321 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,541 TO RIP YOUR FACE OFF. 322 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,510 >> I WILL HANDLE THIS. 323 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,413 WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GO HOME? 324 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:16,581 >> I BET CAPTAIN MAN 325 00:10:16,682 --> 00:10:17,983 WOULD PAY BIG BUCKS 326 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:18,617 TO GET HIS LITTLE 327 00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:21,186 KID DANGER BACK. 328 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,153 >> ACTUALLY... 329 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:23,622 WE'RE LIKE A NON-PROFIT 330 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:24,723 CRIME-FIGHTING TEAM, 331 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:27,459 SO I DOUBT THAT HE WOULD-- 332 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,526 [ GRUNTS ] 333 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,361 >> OOH, NOW YOU'RE REALLY 334 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,329 GOING TO GET IT. 335 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:33,665 >> PLEASE STOP HELPING ME. 336 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,268 >> CAN YOU STOP RESISTING? 337 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,671 COME HERE. 338 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:47,979 >> OMAR. 339 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:48,880 OMAR, LOOK. 340 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,115 A JELLY BEAN. 341 00:10:50,216 --> 00:10:50,982 WOULD YOU 342 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,118 LIKE A JELLY BEAN? 343 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,253 HERE YOU GO. 344 00:10:56,889 --> 00:10:58,990 OH, YES. 345 00:10:59,091 --> 00:11:00,425 YOU CHEW SO CUTELY. 346 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,166 HENRY AND CHARLOTTE. 347 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:09,801 HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 348 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:10,669 >> HEY. 349 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:11,202 >> WHAT'S UP? 350 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,370 >> WHO IS THAT? 351 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,472 >> OH, THIS IS MY LITTLE SISTER. 352 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:15,974 >> AND WHEN DID YOU KILL HER? 353 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:16,908 >> SHE'S NOT DEAD. 354 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:17,809 >> I JUST STUNNED HER. 355 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,478 >> OH, GOOD. 356 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,213 >> WILL YOU KEEP AN EYE ON HER 357 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,148 WHILE WE GO TALK TO RAY? 358 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:23,882 >> SURE. 359 00:11:23,983 --> 00:11:24,616 >> COOL. 360 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:25,917 >> THANKS. 361 00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,055 [ CHOKING ] 362 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,991 >> SOMETHING WRONG WITH OMAR? 363 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,025 >> WELL... 364 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:35,560 I JUST GAVE HIM A JELLY BEAN. 365 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:39,864 AND-- 366 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:40,699 >> YOUR PLANT JUST PUKED 367 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,200 ON MY SISTER. 368 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:43,835 >> YES. 369 00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,804 NO MORE CANDY FOR YOU. 370 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:57,849 >> YOU ALL RIGHT? 371 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:58,717 >> YEAH, BUT I THINK 372 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,652 I DROPPED A NOODLE. 373 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,721 >> RAY? 374 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:06,157 >> HAPPY HALLOWEEN. 375 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,460 LOOK. I'M A CHEER LOBSTER. 376 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,998 >> CHEER LOBSTER? 377 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,033 >> IS THAT, LIKE, A THING? 378 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,936 >> YEAH, IT'S A THING. 379 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:18,770 LOOK. 380 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:20,338 GO TEAM! 381 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,341 PLEASE DON'T BOIL ME 382 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:24,876 OR USE A TINY FORK 383 00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,145 TO REMOVE MY FLESH AND EAT ME! 384 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,012 >> YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A LOBSTER 385 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,180 THAN A CHEERLEADER. 386 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,715 >> WELL, THERE WAS NO ROOM 387 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,351 FOR LOBSTER BOOBS. 388 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:34,953 >> WHY DID YOU BEEP HENRY? 389 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:35,920 >> SO YOU GUYS COULD 390 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:36,888 COME SEE MY COOL COSTUME. 391 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,023 >> AW, RAY. 392 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:39,758 I HAD TO ZAP MY LITTLE SISTER 393 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:40,992 TO COME HERE. 394 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,127 >> YOU KILLED HER? 395 00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,462 >> NO. I JUST STUNNED HER. 396 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,163 WAIT, I THINK IT WAS SET 397 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,865 TO STUN. 398 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,133 STUN IS BLUE AND KILL IS RED, 399 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,033 RIGHT? 400 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:49,934 >> I DON'T KNOW. 401 00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,102 I CAN NEVER REMEMBER. 402 00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,003 >> CAN WE PLEASE 403 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:52,971 GO TRICK OR TREATING? 404 00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,372 [ ALARM RINGING ] 405 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,507 >> UH-OH, TROUBLE. 406 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,147 SHELLFISH. 407 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,648 WHAT'S UP, GOOCH? 408 00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,784 >> YOU JUST RECEIVED A VIDEO. 409 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:06,751 >> FROM WHO? 410 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:07,585 >> FROM A MAN WHO CLAIMS 411 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:11,222 TO HAVE CAPTURED KID DANGER. 412 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,925 >> PLAY THE VIDEO. 413 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:15,260 >> HEY, CAPTAIN MAN. 414 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,194 IT'S YOUR OLD FRIEND-- 415 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,829 >> PAUSE. 416 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:21,533 JEFF. 417 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,068 THAT GUY IS SO STUPID. 418 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,270 >> HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM? 419 00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,137 >> HE'S BEEN A PETTY THIEF 420 00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,039 IN SWELLVIEW FOR YEARS. 421 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:28,907 I PUT HIM IN JAIL, 422 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:29,941 LIKE, A DOZEN TIMES. 423 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,776 RESUME PLAY. 424 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:32,944 >> SO, GUESS WHAT? 425 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:35,013 I KIDNAPPED YOUR SIDEKICK. 426 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,548 >> AW, PLEASE DON'T BE JASPER. 427 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,082 PLEASE DON'T BE JASPER. 428 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,717 >> IT'S GOING TO BE JASPER. 429 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,386 >> TAKE A LOOK. 430 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,087 [ MUMBLING ] 431 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,156 >> IT'S JASPER. 432 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:48,359 >> WHAT A SURPRISE TWIST. 433 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,162 >> HEY, ISN'T THAT KID 434 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,063 YOUR FRIEND 435 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:52,931 WITH THE SWEATY HANDS 436 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,033 WHO LOVES BUCKETS? 437 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,334 >> THAT'S HIM. 438 00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:57,635 >> HOW CAN THAT JEFF GUY THINK 439 00:13:57,736 --> 00:13:59,804 JASPER'S THE REAL KID DANGER? 440 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:00,939 >> OH, WELL, SEE... 441 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,608 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S A MORON. 442 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:04,809 >> OH, AND I ALSO KIDNAPPED 443 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,010 KID DANGER'S WOMAN. 444 00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,112 [ MUMBLING ] 445 00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:11,916 NOW, IF YOU EVER WANT 446 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:12,917 TO SEE THEM AGAIN, 447 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,820 YOU BETTER BRING ME, LIKE... 448 00:14:15,921 --> 00:14:18,189 A MILLION DOLLARS. 449 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,058 OH, AND I WANT TWO BIG-N-BEEFYS 450 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:20,859 FROM INSIDE OUT BURGER. 451 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,261 WITH FRIES. 452 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:24,162 AND DON'T FORGET 453 00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:26,130 THE MILLION DOLLARS. 454 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:26,998 >> WHAT? 455 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:27,932 IS THAT GUY INSANE? 456 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,167 >> YEAH. 457 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,034 NOBODY CAN EAT TWO BIG-N-BEEFYS. 458 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,338 >> NOT WITH FRIES. 459 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,505 >> WHATEVER. 460 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,607 COME ON, HENRY. 461 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,209 LET'S GO RESCUE YOUR FRIEND. 462 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,477 >> I... 463 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:41,112 I CAN'T GO WITH YOU. 464 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,013 >> WHY CAN'T YOU? 465 00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,214 >> BECAUSE JASPER 466 00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,782 REALLY LIKES THAT GIRL. 467 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,483 >> SO? 468 00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,517 >> HE MADE HER THINK 469 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,319 THAT HE'S KID DANGER. 470 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,487 SO, NOW IF I SHOW UP THERE 471 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,755 WITH YOU, SHE'S GOING TO KNOW 472 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:52,056 HE WAS LYING. 473 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:53,291 >> DON'T YOU THINK JASPER 474 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,192 SHOULD FIND A GIRL WHO LIKES HIM 475 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,127 FOR WHO HE REALLY IS? 476 00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:56,961 >> YOU KNOW THAT'S NEVER 477 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,097 GOING TO HAPPEN. 478 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,298 >> ALL RIGHT. 479 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,200 I'LL GO RESCUE YOUR FRIEND. 480 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,468 >> OKAY. BUT WHEN YOU'RE THERE, 481 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,369 YOU GOT TO ACT LIKE JASPER'S 482 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,637 THE REAL KID DANGER. 483 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,738 >> I KNOW HOW TO ACT. 484 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:18,483 >> GOOD LUCK. 485 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,351 >> I DON'T NEED LUCK. 486 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:21,786 IT'S JEFF. 487 00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,157 UP THE TUBE. 488 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:32,964 >> HEY... 489 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:34,999 I HAVE TO GO TAKE MY NEPHEW 490 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,670 TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY. 491 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,704 LATER. 492 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,180 >> WELL, I GUESS I SHOULD 493 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,816 GET YOU KIDS SOME FOOD. 494 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,019 >> OW! 495 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,655 >> SORRY. 496 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:58,189 >> OW! 497 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,060 >> SORRY. 498 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,127 I'LL GO GET YOU GUYS 499 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,963 SOME CORN CHIPS. 500 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:05,496 I THINK I LEFT THEM 501 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,231 IN MY BATHROOM. 502 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,033 >> WHEN YOU GET BACK HERE, 503 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:09,667 KID DANGER'S GOING 504 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:13,004 TO SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. 505 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,539 >> SHE'S JUST JOKING. 506 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,741 SHE LOVES COMEDY. 507 00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,245 >> OKAY, HE'S OUT OF THE ROOM, 508 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,914 MAKE YOUR MOVE. 509 00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,817 >> OKAY. 510 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,085 >> NOT ON ME. 511 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,455 >> PLEASE? 512 00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:31,489 >> COME ON, 513 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,390 JUST BREAK THROUGH YOUR ROPES 514 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,157 AND GO ALL KID DANGER 515 00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:34,292 ON THAT GUY. 516 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,326 >> BUT... 517 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,762 HE'S SO BIG. 518 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:38,529 >> SO? 519 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,231 YOU'RE A SUPERHERO. 520 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,800 >> SIDEKICK, BABY. 521 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,036 THAT'S LIKE A SIGNIFICANT NOTCH 522 00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,771 DOWN FROM A SUPERHERO. 523 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,442 >> I FOUND THE CHIPS. 524 00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:54,579 >> I DON'T WANT-- 525 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:04,055 I DON'T WANT THAT. 526 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:04,222 >> CAPTAIN MAN. 527 00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,059 >> UH-OH. 528 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,200 >> DUDE, THE DOOR 529 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:19,037 WASN'T EVEN LOCKED. 530 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,338 >> I KNOW, JEFF. 531 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,539 BUT I DON'T LIKE YOU, 532 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,542 SO I SMASHED YOUR DOOR. 533 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:25,276 >> WELL, I DON'T SEE 534 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,277 ANY HAMBURGERS. 535 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,345 WHERE ARE MY BIG-N-BEEFYS? 536 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,479 >> THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOING 537 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,514 TO GET THAT'S BIG AND BEEFY 538 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,350 WILL BE YOUR CELL MATE IN JAIL. 539 00:17:32,451 --> 00:17:33,317 >> OKAY, WELL, WHEN DO I GET 540 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:35,753 MY MILLION DOLLARS? 541 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,587 >> OKAY, YOU'RE TOO STUPID 542 00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,257 TO TALK TO. SIT. 543 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,259 HEY, KID DANGER, 544 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,628 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 545 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,597 >> THANKS, BOSS. 546 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,699 I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU, TOO. 547 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:50,234 >> WELL, I KNEW 548 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,269 YOU DIDN'T NEED ME 549 00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,003 TO TAKE DOWN A PETTY CRIMINAL 550 00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:55,039 LIKE JEFF. 551 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:55,840 >> OH, YEAH. 552 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:56,874 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUST OUT 553 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,342 OF THOSE ROPES AND RAIN DOWN 554 00:17:58,444 --> 00:18:00,211 SOME PAIN ON THAT DUDE. 555 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:01,579 >> OKAY, KID DANGER... 556 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,882 GO TO IT. 557 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:06,217 >> HUH? 558 00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,051 GO SHOW THAT CRIMINAL 559 00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:07,785 WHO'S BOSS. 560 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,454 >> YEAH, KID DANGER, 561 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,189 GO BUST HIM UP. 562 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,792 I LOVE IT WHEN BOYS FIGHT. 563 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:19,097 >> OKAY. 564 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:19,964 THIS IS WHAT YOU GET 565 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,666 FOR BREAKING INTO PEOPLE'S CARS 566 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,167 AND FOR KIDNAPPING US 567 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,602 ON HALLOWEEN. 568 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,004 >> [ GRUNTS ] 569 00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,876 >> WHOA! 570 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,679 THAT WAS FOR YOU, MONICA. 571 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,947 >> WAY TO GO, K-D. 572 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:38,449 >> YAY, GREAT JOB, KID DANGER. 573 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,217 HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU 574 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,184 FOR A SECOND? 575 00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,386 >> YEAH, SURE. 576 00:18:42,488 --> 00:18:44,021 MY BOSS NEEDS ME. 577 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,292 LISTEN, CAPTAIN MAN... 578 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:51,562 >> YES? 579 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,498 >> I'M NOT REALLY KID DANGER. 580 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,133 >> I KNOW THAT. 581 00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,235 NOW, DON'T YOU THINK 582 00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:01,973 YOU SHOULD TELL SOMEONE ELSE? 583 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,408 >> BUT IF I TELL HER THE TRUTH, 584 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,777 SHE WON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE. 585 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,179 >> HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON? 586 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,714 >> 13. 587 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,615 >> THEN YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG 588 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:15,319 TO BE LYING TO GIRLS. 589 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,288 >> OKAY. I'LL TELL HER. 590 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,557 >> GOOD BOY. 591 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:20,791 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO TAKE 592 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,528 THIS IDIOT BACK TO JAIL. 593 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,029 GET UP, STUPID. 594 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,300 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 595 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,168 YOU ARE RIDING MY LAST NERVE. 596 00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:32,570 COME ON. STOP THAT. 597 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,938 GET UP. 598 00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:37,542 >> OKAY. 599 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,644 JUST GET HER UP. 600 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,379 CAREFUL NOT TO DROP HER. 601 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,146 >> NOT TO WHAT? 602 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:42,880 >> DROP HER. 603 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:44,182 >> OKAY. 604 00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:50,588 YOU SAID DROP HER. 605 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,089 >> NO, I SAID-- 606 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,324 OH, FORGET IT. 607 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:55,126 LET'S JUST TAKE HER TO-- 608 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,961 >> SHE'S WAKING UP. 609 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:57,728 >> YEAH. 610 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,096 BECAUSE YOU DROPPED HER. 611 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,267 >> WHAT HAPPENED? 612 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:06,737 >> YOU ATE SOME BAD CANDY. 613 00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:15,146 >> REAL BAD CANDY. 614 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,914 >> WHY ARE YOU GUYS 615 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,383 SO CLOSE TO MY FACE? 616 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,189 >> THERE YOU GO. 617 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:27,358 ALL FREE. 618 00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,960 >> THANKS. 619 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,628 SO, BEFORE, WHEN CAPTAIN MAN 620 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:31,295 TOOK YOU INTO THE KITCHEN... 621 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,697 >> YEAH? 622 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,431 >> WHAT WERE YOU GUYS 623 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,233 TALKING ABOUT? 624 00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,335 >> WELL... 625 00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:38,469 SEE... 626 00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:42,673 HE GAVE ME A RAISE. 627 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,575 >> NO WAY. 628 00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,978 >> YEP. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 629 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:47,712 >> I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, 630 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:48,779 KID DANGER. 631 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,548 >> WELL... 632 00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:51,816 I EARNED IT. 633 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,919 >> HENRY! 634 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:55,786 >> I'VE ALREADY ANSWERED 635 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:56,687 ALL YOUR QUESTIONS. 636 00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:58,756 >> I WANT THE TRUTH. 637 00:20:58,857 --> 00:20:59,357 >> WILL YOU JUST LET IT GO? 638 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:00,691 >> NO. 639 00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:01,592 I DON'T THINK 640 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:04,362 I ATE ANY BAD CANDY. 641 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:05,463 >> WELL, YOU DID. 642 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:06,197 >> WELL, I'M GOING TO TELL 643 00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,031 MOM AND DAD-- 644 00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:08,699 >> EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, KIDS? 645 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,600 ARE YOU GUYS TRICK OR TREATERS 646 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:10,635 OR DO YOU LIVE HERE? 647 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:11,602 >> OH, WE LIVE HERE. 648 00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:14,505 >> JUST WHAT DO YOU WANT? 649 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,506 >> WELL, I KNOW IT'S ALREADY 650 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,174 AFTER NINE, BUT MY KID AND I 651 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:17,808 GOT A LATE START 652 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:18,709 TRICK OR TREATING 653 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:19,577 AND I WAS WONDERING 654 00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:20,511 IF YOU'RE STILL 655 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,846 GIVING OUT CANDY. 656 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:22,880 >> OH, I CAN CHECK INSIDE AND-- 657 00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,717 >> WAIT, SHUT UP. 658 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:27,685 YOUR COSTUME... 659 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,287 ARE YOU? 660 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,756 >> JONATHAN SWIFT. 661 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,658 >> I'M JONATHAN SWIFT. 662 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:34,492 >> COOL. 663 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,326 >> COOL. 664 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,260 >> LET'S HANG. 665 00:21:36,361 --> 00:21:36,527 >> OKAY. 666 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:39,764 >> PIPER! 667 00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:40,498 I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD 668 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:43,100 HANG OUT WITH-- 669 00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,902 GOOD LUCK. 670 00:21:45,003 --> 00:21:46,070 >> NO WORRIES. 671 00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:50,107 I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THE KIDS. 672 00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:51,809 [ HOWLING ] 673 00:21:51,859 --> 00:21:56,409 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39307

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