All language subtitles for Gary Unmarried s02e12 Gary Feels Tom Slipping Away.eng

Name the 13th president
of the United States.

- Lincoln.
- Fillmore.

Fillmore is correct.

Name the largest city
in Nebraska.

Lincoln!

- Omaha.
- Omaha is correct!

A favorite childhood toy
blank logs.

Legos!

- Lincoln!
- Correct!

Hey, Gary.

- Hi, dad.
- Hi, sweetheart.

We went
to the dentist,

and he thinks that Louise is
gonna need braces at some point.

Braces? You just accepted
the guy's first offer?

You didn't haggle?
Maybe a retainer?

Some scotch tape
and rubber bands? That's...

Gary, Gary,
he's a dentist, ok?

He's not that guy in Tijuana
who sold you the bullwhip, ok?

I bet that guy
still cries to his friends

about the bath he took
on that deal, huh?

Whatever.
Honey, could you go

- start your homework, please?
- Yes. - All right.

And is Tom home?
We need to talk to him.

Yeah, he's in the kitchen.
Why? What's up?

He got another
tardy notice at school.

Another... oh. All right.

How do you want
to handle this?

You want to play
good cop/annoying mom cop?

Which one
do you want to be?

Uh, how about I play
the one with the 24-inch waist?

What's going on?

What's going on is,
you got your sixth tardy slip

in the last 3 weeks.
You leave for school on time.

Could you please explain to us
what happens between that time

and the time you actually
show up to class?

Well, we've been assigned
some really great books in english,

and I read on the bleachers
before school. I mean...

Huckleberry Finn,
The Grapes of Wrath...

I guess I just get lost in their
stories and lose track of time.

All right. All right.

I'm glad you're reading
before school, Tommy.

That's cool.
But you can't be late.

All right?
So get it together.

I will.

- He's lying!
- I know! I know! Right?

Like he's been reading?

"Oh, oh, oh!
I'm reading."

Shh!
All right, look.

First of all, I know he's never
even opened Huckleberry Finn,

'cause there's dust around it from
when he first set it down on his desk.

Second of all,
Grapes of Wrath?

That's not even a real book.

I'm supposed to believe there's
a bunch of vengeful grapes

just stomping around
the countryside?

Gary, uh,
The Grapes of Wrath

was written by John Steinbeck.
Do you remember?

Back in high school, you used
to wedge it in the car stereo

to keep it
from rattling?

- Remember? Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. I do remember.

But it was your fault
the car stereo was rattling,

'cause you wore those high-heeled
boots when we were doing it.

Gary, it was
40 degrees outside.

I wasn't gonna
take off my boots.

Besides you got to keep
your long Johns on,

'cause they had
a flap in the front.

Anyway, what are we
gonna do about Tom?

I don't know.
Every time I talk to him,

he gives me some
one-word answer like:

"Yeah." "No." "So?"

Well, you think
we should be worried?

Maybe.

Look, Gary, I just get the
feeling he's hanging out

with some troublemakers
at school, and I don't know.

You know, call it
mother's intuition,

but something's
going on with him.

Well, I'll find out
if there is,

'cause I'm his father, and I
know my son tter than anybody.

- So, don't worry about it, ok?
- Gary, there's no harm

in ating that I might know
Tom a little better than you.

Uh, I'm his father.
Nobody knows Tommy

- more than I know Tommy.
- Really? Ok.

Uh, who's his
best frid?

- Conner.
- Wrong. Brian.

What's his
favorite food?

- Pizza.
- Wrong. French fries.

Uh, let's see. Who's
his favorite teacher?

- Lincoln.
- What?

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It's a slow go
on the freeways today.

We got delays on the
110, the 101, and the 605.

And hey, if you were the guy
today in the red pickup truck

that cut me off and said
that thing about my mother,

yeah, I'm gonna mention
that to your sister

when she's leaving my bedroom
tomorrow morning. Ok, pal?

That's traffic.

"The Score" will be back
right after this.

Hey, Curtis, do we really
have to do the traffic report

on the 3s? Why can't
we do it on the 5s?

That's easier
to remember for me.

Well, you know, we tried to get the
5s. We tried to get the 1s, the 7s.

They were all taken. So, it
was either this or the 9s.

But at that point, you may as
well just wait for the 1s again.

Hey, are you ok, man? You've
been irritable all morning.

Well, first of all,
I got stuck in traffic.

Then I sat in my van
and watched Tom's school

after he got dropped off
at the carpool.

You sat in front of a school
in a windowless cargo van?

Let me know
when your "dateline" airs.

It's not like that.
It's just, uh,

Tom's been really late
to school lately.

And, well, Allison's
mother's intuition...

She says it's 'cause he's
hanging around a bunch of punks.

I'm gonna tell you, a mother's
intuition is a powerful thing.

When I was 15, I went
to New York city on this choir.

I mean, we're talking
3,000 miles away, right?

And after the performance was
over, I went to this party.

And I reached for a beer, right?
The phone rings, I pick it up,

and the only thing I hear
on the other end is,

"mm-mmm".

Gary, it was a pay phone.

That's amazing.

It's just, uh, I don't know.
I thought Tommy and I were closer

than me and my dad were.

My dad didn't come to
my high-school graduation

'cause he was freeing
a monkey from a laboratory.

Well, that's noble.

You know what's not noble?
Bringing the monkey home,

giving him my bike.

So, you stake out
Tom's school?

That's no way
to get close to him.

I don't know. What else
am I supposed to do?

- You got to read his emails, man.
- What?

The only way that you can compete
with her mother's intuition

is by stepping in the
21st century, my man.

I can't read Tom's emails. It's
a total invasion of his privacy.

Let me tell you about my
nephew Dwayne, all right?

Straight "a" student, and
then one day out of the blue,

his grades start falling. Now,
I asked him to talk about it.

He didn't want to talk about
it. So, I read his emails.

And it turns out, he was
involved in a bad crowd.

Like druggies?

No, it was an improv troupe. That
was their name... "a bad crowd."

Hi, Gary.

Hi, Sasha.

- I had a really good time
the other night. - Yeah.

I had a really good time
the other night, too.

Excuse me.

Oh, my gosh! Yes!

You're Laird Hamilton.
I'm Gary Brooks.

- Aloha, Gary.
- Aloha yourself, mister.

You've been such a huge
influence on my surfing.

This guy has surfed waves that
have gone on to destroy villages.

- He's gonna do our show tomorrow.
- Oh, hey.

Hi, I'm Curtis Taylor.

Not a big swimmer.

- Hi, Laird!
- Oh, hi, Sasha.

Good to see you again.

Hey, why don't we all
go into my office

and talk about
what we're gonna do?

- I got a hug!
- I got an aloha.

So, as you know,
I am one of the organizers

of this big
"save the bay" event.

And if it's cool
with you,

we'd like you to go
on Gary's show tomorrow

and talk about the
beach cleanup coming up.

Well, it's totally cool with me, anything
I can do to help bring awareness.

What a generous spirit.

And it's tall.

It's a tall, blond...

- Very tan spirit.
- Uh, Sasha?

You know, I don't want
to toot my own horn, Laird,

but I shred it pretty hard
over at sunset beach.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

I teach
a kiddie class there.

I like it 'cause
the bathroom's close by.

Hey, Laird!

When we were researching
for this event,

I saw this video of you coming
down the face of a 75-foot wave.

I... I literally
got the chills.

You know, I need to scare myself at
least once a day just to feel alive.

I mean, some days, I ride
a 30-foot barrel, or...

Sometimes, it's just
trying to tie my tie.

That is so funny.

Wait. That's funny,

but my sling blade
impression is dated?

Oh, no, no. I didn't say
it was dated.

I just said it was
an easy impression.

No, you guys aren't
doing it right.

You know, Gary, I'm a huge
fan of your show.

I mean, I don't know
how you do it.

The radio is like
your kingdom...

Kind of like the way
the ocean is my kingdom.

Yeah. I guess
you're right.

Except, I've peed
in your kingdom.

Hello?

Gary, it's me.
Listen, Louise says

she saw Tom
get into a car today

with some rough-looking
older boys after school.

All right. Well, maybe he's
just getting a ride home,

- you know?
- No, no, Gary.

She says she's never
seen these guys before.

All right, calm down.

I'm gonna get to
the bottom of this.

I only know of one way to
figure out what he's doing.

Well, we better do something,
because my mother's intuition

is telling me
he's in trouble.

What's it likeo have
mother's intuition?

Well, it's sort of like
a feeling...

You know, probably a lot like
what psychics feel.

Wow. You know, I'll never
know what that feeling's like,

'cause I'm not
full of crap!

Oh! Gary.

Gary, what...
Look, I'm not doing anything.

I was...
I was looking at porn.

You know?

You're reading
his emails!

Well, I had no choice, Gary. I mean,
something is happening to my boy.

He's my boy, too. But I
would never stoop this low.

Oh, really, gary? Then why
was there a 300-foot cable

running from our neighbor's
satellite dish to our tv

for the mayweather-hatton fight?

Nobody owns
the airwaves, Allison!

How long have you
been doing this?

It doesn't matter!
5 weeks, Gary.

Look, look, look. There's a
whole bunch of kids on here

we have never even heard of.
They're using terms

that sound like
they're gang-related.

Do you want to know
what your son's doing or not?

No, not like this. No.

So, what are you gonna do? Just
stake out his school in a van?

- What kind of moron do
you think I am? - Well...

Look, Gary, come here.
Look at this one.

Look, kingrath20...
He's one of the new guys.

"Hey, T-Bone, we're
meeting at the spot at 7:30."

and then Tom replies,

"I can't do it.
English quiz first thing."

And then kingrat says,

"Blow it off. You'll take a makeup.
You don't want to miss this."

Ok, I'm really worried.

I'm worried, too.

Why do you make
Tommy sound like this?

Secondly, he didn't say he
was gonna ditch school.

That's a heck of a lot better
than what I did at his age.

The only time I ever went to
school was for pep rallies,

'cause there was that one
cheerleader that never wore underwear.

Yeah, I was no angel.

It's so weird.

He won tell me
what's going on.

I mean, I never told my dad
stuff, 'cause he didn't care.

He would just say things like,
"that's great, son.Going on.

We got company coming over. Why
don't you change the bong water?"

You think Tommy's, like,
not into my anymore?

Like, he's just over the whole
father-son thing, or what?

Oh, my God. Wait,
look at this. Look.

He's planning on
taking your van

and driving his buddies
down to San Diego tonight.

- Where are your keys?
- Don't worry.

They're in a place where
he will never find them.

Uh, in your van,
under the floor mats?

Under the floor mats!
That's even better.

Gary, he's not here.

- Get in the van. I'll explain it.
- What?

I have a good plan.
Get in the van.

And when you get in the seat, I
want you to scooch down really low.

Crouch down low.

And then when he opens
the door, we scare him.

He'll never pull
a stunt like that again.

That's good.

Hello!

Hey.

Look, Tom, I don't know what
you thought we were doing...

I know what you were doing.
You were reading my emails.

How do you think I know
you'd go to the van?

Ok. So, you caught us.

So, what, you weren't gonna
drive down to San Diego?

No. I just wanted you
to stop spying on me.

How could you be so sneaky?
I mean, you know,

sneakier than we were?

Ok, you guys aren't
that sneaky. All right?

Mom keeps forgetting to click
"marked as unread,"

and she responded "yes" for me
when Amanda asked me to junior prom.

I just think
she's so right for you.

Tom, look.

What the heck's going on, man?
You're not telling me anything.

You got all these new
friends all of a sudden.

I'm not doing anything.
Why are you invading my privacy?

Hey, as long as you're living in
my house, it's not your privacy.

It's my privacy.

I know that doesn't make a lot of
sense, but I'm very frustrated right now.

Ok, look. Honey,

if you're just
honest with us,

maybe it's something
we could talk about it.

I don't want
to talk about it.

Then you're grounded. What
do you think about that?

You leave us no choice. We're
gonna drive you to school every day,

and we're gonna
pick you up every day.

You're gonna do your homework
sitting in front of your mom,

or you're gonna come
to the radio station

with me and do your
homework there. That's it.

This sucks, ok? I've done nothing
wrong, and I'm always good.

Why can't
you guys just trust me?

Because I was a young man
once, and I know what it's like.

And I don't want you growing up to
be just like your mother. All right?

She was always
getting in trouble

for showing a little too
much spirit at pep rallies.

Would you let that go?
Our football team was 0-8.

I had to give them
something to root for.

How did they finish?

Uh, 0-10 but very happy.

You made the right
choice for Tom, ok?

If someone's caught with
their hand in the cookie jar,

you gotta take
the cookie jar away, ok?

That's what I found out
with Charlene.

Oh, man, I'm sorry.
Was Charlene cheating on you?

No, man. She was just
eating a ton of cookies.

I mean, I'm all for a big girl,
but damn, I only got 2 hands.

You know. Oh!

We gotta get out of here. We got this
interview in 5 minutes with Laird Hamilton.

I don't see what the big
deal is with that guy.

We could do better
radio without him.

What about yesterday?
We had that whole debate

about the wackiest
name in sports.

And I thought you had me
with Ron Tugnutt.

Right?

Until this morning
on my drive in,

I remembered eastern Illinois
linebacker Lucious Pusey.

You ready to
do this, man?

Ok. Curtis, get Laird
set up in the booth.

I want to go over a
couple things with Gary.

Oh, let me ask you a question. Who's
got the funniest name in surfing?

Probably
Buttons Kaluhiokalani.

Either him or...

Paul Danglebag.

I call that one.

Ok. So, you can talk
about surfing

and all the other cool
things Laird has done.

But really focus
on the charity event.

Ok, what about
how dreamy he is?

I mean, I'm sure you have a
list of how dreamy Laird is.

- You have one of those
for me, right? - Excuse me?

I've seen the way
you've been looking at him.

You've been giggling
like a school girl.

- I'm giggling like
a school girl? - Yeah.

A half-hour of
your show yesterday

was you and Curtis giggling over
that old baseball player's name.

Ok. I told Curtis the man's
name was pronounced "Koontz".

Ok? It's not my fault
Curtis said it wrong.

Yes. I will explain that to
the good people at Pampers

who will no longer
sponsor your show.

And yes, I am giving Laird
a lot of attention.

He's writing a huge check
for this event.

Really? Not because
he's so handsome?

Hey, it's not my fault
he's gorgeous.

Ah! I didn't say gorgeous.
You said gorgeous.

- You fell into my trap.
- What is wrong with you?

I'll tell you
what's wrong with me.

You're acting completely unprofessional.
This is a place of business.

And you're supposed
to act like a...

Oh, my gosh!

- Hi.
- How are you?

Hey, I'm Gabby.
Is Laird around?

He said I could sit down
in the interview today.

Hi, Gary.
I'm Gabby.

Hi. Why don't you come
with me in the studio?

Could I get you a drink
or a sandwich or something?

Maybe we could take an orange
and... Just pass it back and forth

- using only our necks?
- Uh, you know,

I'm good. I think I just
have to go see my husband.

Plus, from what I can
see, I think your neck

only sort of reaches
my chest. So, I'm ok.

I'm ok with that.

Welcome to "The Score"
with Gary Brooks.

We're here with Laird Hamilton,
renowned big-wave surfer

- and environmental activist.
- Aloha, Gary!

Ok, Laird, we get it.
You're from Hawaii. Ok?

Laird, let's take care of
business first. Let's...

Let's talk about
"save the bay."

Well, as you know, southern
California's coastal waters

are susceptible
to a lot of pollutants.

Pollutants. Totally.

So, we're involved with
everything from hands-on cleanup

to education to lobbying for
tougher environmental standards.

Oh, God!

I know this seems
very impressive.

- Gabby's also involved.
- Oh, yes.

For those at home, Gabby is
professional beach volleyball player

Gabrielle reece. She's also
an incredible mom,

a fantastic actress,
a beautiful model...

And... and my wife.

Laird, loosen the reins,
man. Chill out.

Hey, Gabby, since you're sitting
here, why don't you tell everybody

- about the event, ok?
- Oh, absolutely.

You know, this is
such a great event.

We really that
many people can come out

And join us
in Santa Monica.

This weekend...

All right.
Well, there you have it.

Gabby and I will be down
at Santa Monica tomorrow...

- I'll be there, too.
- Laird, my gosh!

Would you just
loosen up a little bit?

This is "The Score" with Gary
Brooks, and I'll be right back

with my special guest
Gabrielle Reece.

And Laird Hamilton.

Yeah, we're off the air,
pal. Nice try.

Very smooth, danglebag.

You're ogling the wife of a guy
who trains by running up sand dunes

with a log chained to
his waist.

Oh, I can take that guy,
assuming he's still

chained to a log
running up a sand dune.

Why is he training
like that, anyway?

Seems like somebody can't afford
a membership to the "y."

Allison's
here with Tom.

Well, with those pecs,

I mean, Laird could probably
just pick up that log

and just pound Gary
into the ground like a nail.

What? I can't appreciate another
man's beautiful, sculpted body?

Well, here's
your fugitive.

I gotta take Louise to dance
class, so he's all yours.

- Has he talked?
- Not a peep.

All right. Well, just sit
there and do your homework.

No foosball,
no vending machines,

and no pushing the "fart"
button on my computer in there.

Although a lot of times
during the show,

I'm not really even
pushing the "fart" button.

Oh, God.

Honey, you could make this a
heck of a lot easier on yourself

if you just tell us
what you're up to.

- No.
- No.

All right. If he wants
to be grounded,

then just let Tommy
be grounded.

Tommy! How you doin'?

Hey, Laird, what's up?
What are you... ahem.

Hey, you weren't in Malibu
this morning. Are you all right?

I don't know what
you're talking about, sir.

Who is this man?
What is he...

I'm sorry. How do
you know my son?

And hello.

Aloha. I'm Laird.

Hi.

Hey. Malibu... you've been
surfing before school?

That's why you're late all the
time? Why didn't you tell me?!

Yeah, ok. You found out my
horrible secret. Are you happy?

I've been surfing before
school with Laird Hamilton.

Yeah, I'm thrilled!
I think that's awesome!

Why didn't you tell me? I could have
been out there helping you out. You know?

I don't know
how to explain it.

I just didn't want you to see
me until I was really good, ok?

I just... I guess the thought
of you seeing me shredding it,

and then you'd come out there,
and we could surf together, just...

Oh. Honey,
that is so sweet.

Did I mention I was a
cheerleader in high school?

We just met.

Well, I was.

Tom, I gotta be honest with
you. I feel like a complete jerk.

That's ok. It was
probably a stupid plan.

Oh, honey, your dad
would be proud of you

if you were a good surfer or not.

Yeah, whether you're a good surfer
or not. He's getting good, though,

- Right?
- Oh, totally.

All right. Hey, look,
do your thing.

Keep going out there, getting
better. Practice makes perfect.

And when you're ready for me,
I'll go out, we'll shred together.

But no more tardies. Ok?
No more skipping school.

And, you know, no more lying.
All right? You got that?

I got it. But hey, no
more reading my emails?

- All right.
- All right.

We will definitely not
read your email anymore.

Tommy? Oh, my gosh.
Where have you been?

Hey! How are you?

It's so good to see you
again. Oh, my goodness. Hey.

You may be a better surfer
than me, Laird Hamilton,

but it looks like you're
having a hard time

finishing up that
cold cut trio.

What's the matter, partner?
You slowing down?

- No, I'm just taking a break.
- Well,

That's what you said
18 inches ago, my man.

I happen to know that you haven't
even opened your chip bag yet.

You know what's inside my
chip bag, Laird Hamilton?

Other empty chip bags.
Oh, yeah!

Hey, I'm just getting
a little dizzy right now, ok?

You want to quit?
Just say,

"Gary Brooks, you're better
than me, Laird Hamilton.

- I quit."
- I'm fine.

Great. Let's move on
the the santa fe chicken

in the footlong size
right there.

Ok.

But just so you know, no
matter what happens right here,

Gabby's coming home with me.

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