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They found a way to make the human being even creepier. 2 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:08,694 Covering him in icicles. 3 00:00:08,712 --> 00:00:10,129 I think it's festive. 4 00:00:10,163 --> 00:00:11,714 Yeah, my favorite Christmas tradition 5 00:00:11,748 --> 00:00:13,332 is trimming the hellraiser. 6 00:00:13,366 --> 00:00:15,184 Guys, I found something we can watch together 7 00:00:15,218 --> 00:00:16,752 for Christmas this year. 8 00:00:16,803 --> 00:00:20,272 The long-lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special. 9 00:00:20,307 --> 00:00:22,608 Run time two and half hours and so critically reviled 10 00:00:22,642 --> 00:00:25,127 that after it aired, the creator has his knighthood revoked. 11 00:00:25,161 --> 00:00:26,612 That sounds terrible. 12 00:00:26,646 --> 00:00:28,247 I want to watch it twice, 13 00:00:28,281 --> 00:00:30,249 but I'm spending Christmas with my relatives. 14 00:00:30,283 --> 00:00:33,118 Or rather, I'm spending the day with my relatives 15 00:00:33,153 --> 00:00:34,770 while they refuse to acknowledge Christmas. 16 00:00:34,821 --> 00:00:37,556 You Jehovah's Witnesses-- so severe. 17 00:00:37,590 --> 00:00:39,558 Andre and I will be spending Christmas giving gifts 18 00:00:39,592 --> 00:00:41,493 to the more persuadable of our Jewish friends. 19 00:00:41,528 --> 00:00:43,946 I wouldn't call an unannounced visit from your pastor "a gift." 20 00:00:43,997 --> 00:00:45,397 And don't bother this year. 21 00:00:45,415 --> 00:00:46,949 I'll be at the movies with my bubbe. 22 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,468 You're not taking both of them? 23 00:00:49,502 --> 00:00:51,470 Well, one's dead. 24 00:00:51,504 --> 00:00:52,788 - What? - I was looking forward 25 00:00:52,839 --> 00:00:54,590 to hanging out with you guys this Christmas. 26 00:00:54,624 --> 00:00:56,709 This semester has been so long and dark and angry. 27 00:00:56,743 --> 00:00:57,743 I was thinking we could have 28 00:00:57,777 --> 00:00:59,044 some light-hearted fun as a family. 29 00:00:59,079 --> 00:01:00,212 I think what we've learned, Abed, 30 00:01:00,246 --> 00:01:02,514 is that attempts to make the holidays brighter 31 00:01:02,549 --> 00:01:04,183 tend to give them a certain darkness. 32 00:01:04,217 --> 00:01:05,718 Oh, I don't know if I agree with that. 33 00:01:05,752 --> 00:01:07,853 Deck the halls with boughs of holly 34 00:01:07,887 --> 00:01:08,854 Actually, maybe I do. 35 00:01:10,757 --> 00:01:12,591 'tis the season to be jolly 36 00:01:12,609 --> 00:01:14,860 fa la la la la la la rock on! 37 00:01:14,894 --> 00:01:16,862 Merry Christmas, Greendale. 38 00:01:16,896 --> 00:01:18,731 Glee club here, reminding you 39 00:01:18,765 --> 00:01:21,283 that our Christmas pageant is coming. 40 00:01:21,317 --> 00:01:23,635 Next stop, regionals! 41 00:01:23,670 --> 00:01:24,620 What the hell are "regionals?" 42 00:01:24,654 --> 00:01:26,372 They never stop talking about it. 43 00:01:26,406 --> 00:01:28,707 I said deck 44 00:01:28,742 --> 00:01:30,709 Please tell me we were not this obnoxious 45 00:01:30,744 --> 00:01:31,910 the year we filled in for them. 46 00:01:31,945 --> 00:01:33,812 T-minus five seconds till hip-hop remix. 47 00:01:33,847 --> 00:01:35,297 Four, three. 48 00:01:35,331 --> 00:01:37,833 Come on! Re-re-re-remix! 49 00:01:37,884 --> 00:01:39,785 Re-re-re-remix! 50 00:01:39,803 --> 00:01:40,886 Fa la la la la f-a l-a 51 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:41,887 come on whoo 52 00:01:41,921 --> 00:01:43,288 You're awfully quiet, Jeff. 53 00:01:43,323 --> 00:01:45,290 Nobody hates Glee Club more than you. 54 00:01:45,325 --> 00:01:47,643 Today I'm just content to sit back and enjoy the show. 55 00:01:47,677 --> 00:01:49,628 And now our pop music mash-up! 56 00:01:49,662 --> 00:01:51,296 Elton Lil' John Lennon! 57 00:01:51,314 --> 00:01:52,297 Kick it! 58 00:01:52,315 --> 00:01:53,899 Hey, tiny dancer! 59 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:55,150 Okay! 60 00:01:55,185 --> 00:01:56,402 Stop! 61 00:01:56,436 --> 00:02:00,239 Cease and desist. 62 00:02:00,273 --> 00:02:02,274 Glee club, meet ASCAP, 63 00:02:02,308 --> 00:02:05,411 protecting musical copyrights since 1914. 64 00:02:05,445 --> 00:02:06,745 It appears they have received an anonymous tip 65 00:02:06,780 --> 00:02:09,031 that unlicensed material was being performed here 66 00:02:09,082 --> 00:02:10,582 without the artists' permission. 67 00:02:10,617 --> 00:02:12,167 Merry Christmas, everyone. 68 00:02:12,202 --> 00:02:14,253 Glee club just became History Club. 69 00:02:24,831 --> 00:02:26,298 My soul is dead! 70 00:02:26,332 --> 00:02:27,866 Oh! 71 00:02:27,901 --> 00:02:30,436 Okay, if anyone asks, we were never here. 72 00:02:33,339 --> 00:02:34,840 Why? 73 00:02:34,858 --> 00:02:38,861 Give me some rope, time in a tree 74 00:02:38,895 --> 00:02:42,064 give me the hope to run out of steam 75 00:02:42,115 --> 00:02:45,451 somebody said we could be here 76 00:02:45,485 --> 00:02:49,404 we could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year 77 00:02:49,456 --> 00:02:54,460 I can't count the reasons I should stay 78 00:02:54,494 --> 00:02:58,800 one by one they all just fade away 79 00:02:58,801 --> 00:03:01,401 Sync by honeybunny, corrected by susanaLC www.addic7ed.com 80 00:03:01,584 --> 00:03:03,769 The Glee Club is at Westside Hospital, 81 00:03:03,803 --> 00:03:07,105 recuperating from a collective nervous breakdown. 82 00:03:07,140 --> 00:03:10,676 This is the second glee club we've lost in two years. 83 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:13,211 We might have to cancel the Christmas pageant. 84 00:03:13,229 --> 00:03:16,064 And to think they were this close to regionals. 85 00:03:16,099 --> 00:03:17,115 What the hell are regionals? 86 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:19,568 They're this close, Pierce. 87 00:03:19,602 --> 00:03:22,554 Anyway, an old friend wants to talk to you. 88 00:03:22,572 --> 00:03:24,790 Your favorite glee club instructor, 89 00:03:24,824 --> 00:03:28,777 the dreamy and boyish Mr. Cory Radison! 90 00:03:28,828 --> 00:03:30,662 Oh! 91 00:03:30,697 --> 00:03:33,282 Uh, I thought I told you to call me Mr. Rad. 92 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,466 Or Cory. 93 00:03:34,501 --> 00:03:35,918 Just don't call me "late to dinner." 94 00:03:35,952 --> 00:03:37,452 Unless you're serving brussels sprouts! 95 00:03:37,504 --> 00:03:40,589 I won't, I promise! 96 00:03:40,623 --> 00:03:43,041 This guy's like human froyo. 97 00:03:43,076 --> 00:03:45,878 Look, when the last glee club died in that bus crash, 98 00:03:45,912 --> 00:03:47,246 you guys stepped up. 99 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,765 And you were the best gosh darn emergency substitutes 100 00:03:49,799 --> 00:03:50,766 I've ever worked with. 101 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,301 - Aw! - Well, this time... 102 00:03:52,352 --> 00:03:55,304 I'm not gonna kid you. I won't be easy. 103 00:03:55,355 --> 00:03:56,655 - Oh! - Your best... 104 00:03:56,689 --> 00:03:58,490 Won't be good enough. 105 00:03:58,525 --> 00:04:00,959 And ten times your best will be so bad, 106 00:04:00,994 --> 00:04:03,028 I will yell at you. 107 00:04:03,062 --> 00:04:05,864 But I promise, if we dig down-- 108 00:04:05,899 --> 00:04:07,866 - Pass. - Yeah. 109 00:04:07,901 --> 00:04:11,203 Okay. 110 00:04:11,237 --> 00:04:13,505 Whew. 111 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:16,508 Don't you hurt him. 112 00:04:16,543 --> 00:04:17,876 Mr. Rad! 113 00:04:17,911 --> 00:04:19,995 I feel like we let Mr. Rad down. 114 00:04:20,046 --> 00:04:22,014 No, he let himself down when he left the house 115 00:04:22,048 --> 00:04:23,582 this morning wearing a sweater-vest. 116 00:04:23,616 --> 00:04:25,334 I guess we did have fun last time. 117 00:04:25,385 --> 00:04:27,219 Did we? I can hardly remember. 118 00:04:27,253 --> 00:04:29,137 It's all a weird, happy, musical fog. 119 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:31,023 Yeah, it was almost like being on ecstasy, 120 00:04:31,057 --> 00:04:33,091 only instead of having pointless conversations 121 00:04:33,125 --> 00:04:35,177 and dancing like idiots-- wait. 122 00:04:35,228 --> 00:04:37,679 It was exactly like being on ecstasy! 123 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:38,864 That's what worries me about this guy. 124 00:04:38,898 --> 00:04:41,183 He is equal parts hanson and manson. 125 00:04:41,234 --> 00:04:44,169 Nobody let him corner you until he is out of recruitment mode, 126 00:04:44,203 --> 00:04:45,604 or next thing you know, 127 00:04:45,638 --> 00:04:48,340 we'll all be caring about Christmas pageants and... 128 00:04:48,374 --> 00:04:49,324 Regionals. 129 00:04:49,359 --> 00:04:50,359 - You're right, deal. - Ugh. 130 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:51,360 - Agreed. - Got you. 131 00:04:51,411 --> 00:04:53,078 What the hell are regionals? 132 00:05:02,538 --> 00:05:03,922 What are you still doing here? 133 00:05:03,957 --> 00:05:05,791 I thought I'd give her one more tinkle 134 00:05:05,825 --> 00:05:07,960 before I took down decorations. 135 00:05:07,994 --> 00:05:10,662 No glee club means no pageant, means no Christmas. 136 00:05:10,697 --> 00:05:12,030 I'm sure trying to make things brighter 137 00:05:12,065 --> 00:05:13,966 just would've made more darkness. 138 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,402 That sounds like a certain ex-lawyer talking. 139 00:05:17,437 --> 00:05:19,771 I see a lot of myself in you, Abed. 140 00:05:19,806 --> 00:05:21,673 You care about your friends, and you wish they cared 141 00:05:21,708 --> 00:05:23,108 more about each other. 142 00:05:23,142 --> 00:05:25,394 That's not an easy position to be in sometimes. 143 00:05:25,445 --> 00:05:26,478 I just want my friends and I 144 00:05:26,512 --> 00:05:27,679 to have a merry Christmas together. 145 00:05:27,714 --> 00:05:29,214 Well, maybe you could start 146 00:05:29,248 --> 00:05:31,950 by giving them the greatest Christmas gift of all. 147 00:05:31,985 --> 00:05:33,385 What's that? 148 00:05:33,419 --> 00:05:34,519 Glee! 149 00:05:34,554 --> 00:05:36,688 It's a feeling you get 150 00:05:36,723 --> 00:05:39,958 when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants 151 00:05:39,993 --> 00:05:41,159 Glee! 152 00:05:41,194 --> 00:05:42,461 It's like a drug that you use 153 00:05:42,495 --> 00:05:44,046 that turns pain into shoes 154 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,164 and your shoes into dance 155 00:05:46,198 --> 00:05:49,217 How's your piano still playing this song? 156 00:05:49,252 --> 00:05:50,502 Glee is the answer 157 00:05:50,536 --> 00:05:52,437 when questions are wrong 158 00:05:52,472 --> 00:05:55,257 You'll understand if you just sing along 159 00:05:55,308 --> 00:05:56,758 'cause glee is the gift 160 00:05:56,809 --> 00:06:00,228 that you need 161 00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:02,898 Glee is what I'll spread to my friends 162 00:06:02,932 --> 00:06:07,019 like a virus that sends them to a healthier place 163 00:06:07,053 --> 00:06:09,271 Glee! I'll understand every scene 164 00:06:09,322 --> 00:06:11,156 because they'll sing what they mean 165 00:06:11,190 --> 00:06:12,824 instead of making a face 166 00:06:12,859 --> 00:06:16,227 Families are closer when families are winning 167 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:19,247 Everything's cooler when cameras are spinning 168 00:06:19,282 --> 00:06:21,466 singing and dancing in unison... 169 00:06:21,501 --> 00:06:22,617 in-inning 170 00:06:22,669 --> 00:06:24,920 Glee is the gift 171 00:06:24,954 --> 00:06:27,472 that we need 172 00:06:27,507 --> 00:06:29,441 Glee! 173 00:06:29,475 --> 00:06:31,009 Thank you, Mr. Rad. 174 00:06:31,044 --> 00:06:32,477 Don't break down the set yet. 175 00:06:32,512 --> 00:06:36,298 I'm gonna try to get my friends to be in the Christmas pageant. 176 00:06:36,349 --> 00:06:40,619 Thank you, Abed! 177 00:06:40,653 --> 00:06:42,154 Thank you. 178 00:06:52,026 --> 00:06:53,076 Merry Christmas, Troy. 179 00:06:53,110 --> 00:06:54,828 Abed, you look gleeful. 180 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:56,496 Troy, don't you think it might actually be fun, 181 00:06:56,530 --> 00:06:58,031 doing this Christmas pageant for the glee club? 182 00:06:58,065 --> 00:07:00,300 Abed, we hate the glee club. 183 00:07:00,334 --> 00:07:01,735 Yeah. 184 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,136 I guess I just like liking things. 185 00:07:03,170 --> 00:07:06,039 Abed. 186 00:07:06,073 --> 00:07:09,626 Look, you know I'd do anything you did, but... 187 00:07:09,677 --> 00:07:11,177 I'm a Jehovah's Witness. 188 00:07:11,212 --> 00:07:12,679 We're not supposed to celebrate Christmas. 189 00:07:12,713 --> 00:07:14,948 I've been thinking about that. 190 00:07:14,982 --> 00:07:16,800 I may have a loophole. 191 00:07:16,851 --> 00:07:18,351 What if you were a Jehovah's Witness 192 00:07:18,385 --> 00:07:20,804 that was merely pretending to be into Christmas, 193 00:07:20,855 --> 00:07:22,222 gathering clues and blending in 194 00:07:22,256 --> 00:07:23,923 to take down the holidays from within? 195 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:26,259 You mean like a spy investigating, 196 00:07:26,293 --> 00:07:27,861 making it seem like I'm celebrating, 197 00:07:27,895 --> 00:07:31,197 when actually I'm infiltrating Santa's operation? 198 00:07:31,232 --> 00:07:32,198 - Yoip! - Going deep cover 199 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:33,616 past enemy lines 200 00:07:33,651 --> 00:07:35,285 making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side 201 00:07:35,319 --> 00:07:37,303 rocking warm sweaters, hanging big-ass lights 202 00:07:37,338 --> 00:07:39,205 if the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look right 203 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,824 I'll watch all the tv specials that I never could 204 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,942 I'll even cry during the sad ones, like James Bond would 205 00:07:42,977 --> 00:07:44,744 and when the big night comes, it's time to set the bait 206 00:07:44,778 --> 00:07:46,629 cold milk, hot cookies decorative plate 207 00:07:46,664 --> 00:07:47,714 And he'll come down the chim-in-ey 208 00:07:47,748 --> 00:07:48,948 and it will be just him and me 209 00:07:48,966 --> 00:07:50,283 But he won't know we're enemies 210 00:07:50,317 --> 00:07:51,501 'cause I'll play sincere, spring a trap 211 00:07:51,552 --> 00:07:52,802 like that, hug him tight, get on his lap 212 00:07:52,837 --> 00:07:54,287 and tell him he can come back every year 213 00:07:54,321 --> 00:07:55,972 'cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness 214 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:57,841 so I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas 215 00:07:57,892 --> 00:08:01,327 and act just like I love it till the day I die 216 00:08:01,362 --> 00:08:03,513 a-b-e-d connoisseur of Christmas 217 00:08:03,564 --> 00:08:05,598 on the spectrum, none of your business 218 00:08:05,632 --> 00:08:07,233 talks to fast to comprehend 219 00:08:07,268 --> 00:08:08,768 just wanna do right by my friend 220 00:08:08,803 --> 00:08:11,137 if years were seasons, this December 221 00:08:11,172 --> 00:08:13,139 would be the December of our December 222 00:08:13,157 --> 00:08:14,807 more blueprints than Howard Hughes 223 00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:16,776 but if they are blue prints, how do we choose? 224 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:18,344 we have to be happy to get to the end 225 00:08:18,379 --> 00:08:20,446 we have to save Christmas to save our friends 226 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,348 we have to save Christmas to save our friends 227 00:08:22,383 --> 00:08:24,918 we have to save Christmas to save our friends 228 00:08:24,952 --> 00:08:26,819 Hey, guys. 229 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:28,054 Rapping? 230 00:08:28,088 --> 00:08:31,391 - Yep, wanna join us? - Totally! 231 00:08:31,425 --> 00:08:33,993 Wait, you guys never let me rap with you. 232 00:08:34,028 --> 00:08:35,128 Well, we're gonna need all hands on deck 233 00:08:35,162 --> 00:08:38,131 if we're gonna go to regionals. 234 00:08:38,165 --> 00:08:39,632 Cool. 235 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,568 I just need to... Study... 236 00:08:41,602 --> 00:08:43,369 Though...In my room. 237 00:08:43,404 --> 00:08:44,804 So have fun! 238 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:46,472 And then, this morning, 239 00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:47,640 I could hear them in the bathroom, 240 00:08:47,674 --> 00:08:49,742 doing country Western mash-ups. 241 00:08:49,777 --> 00:08:51,544 And they won't stop talking about regionals! 242 00:08:51,579 --> 00:08:52,812 Maybe it's nothing. 243 00:08:52,846 --> 00:08:54,147 Yeah, if "nothing" wears a sweater-vest 244 00:08:54,181 --> 00:08:55,698 and seems aggressively asexual. 245 00:08:55,733 --> 00:08:58,351 Come on, let's all study for our biology final 246 00:08:58,385 --> 00:09:00,069 in our old-- 247 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:02,088 Where's our table? 248 00:09:02,122 --> 00:09:04,891 Who's that guy? 249 00:09:04,925 --> 00:09:06,793 You guys all see him too, right? 250 00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:08,378 - Hey, guys. - Merry Christmas, y'all. 251 00:09:08,429 --> 00:09:10,046 Sorry about the rearrangement. 252 00:09:10,097 --> 00:09:11,798 We need this space to rehearse for the pageant. 253 00:09:11,832 --> 00:09:13,666 But we're not doing the pageant. 254 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:15,435 Look, guys, I hear your negativity, 255 00:09:15,469 --> 00:09:17,203 but also, can I counter with this? 256 00:09:17,238 --> 00:09:19,005 Who hates glee? 257 00:09:19,039 --> 00:09:20,807 Listen to how that sounds. 258 00:09:20,841 --> 00:09:23,176 Glee literally means "glee." 259 00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,477 Oh, stop it! 260 00:09:24,511 --> 00:09:26,396 Not liking glee club doesn't make us bullies, 261 00:09:26,447 --> 00:09:28,548 and implying that is reverse bullying. 262 00:09:28,582 --> 00:09:29,916 Good point. Sing about it? 263 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:30,917 No! 264 00:09:30,951 --> 00:09:33,253 I understand them, but you, Pierce? 265 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:34,754 Your generation invented music! 266 00:09:34,788 --> 00:09:37,624 I don't know about "invented." 267 00:09:37,658 --> 00:09:39,692 - Perfected, maybe. - Pierce! 268 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:41,561 They're just trying to pander to your demographics' 269 00:09:41,595 --> 00:09:43,796 well-documented historical vanity. Resist! 270 00:09:43,831 --> 00:09:45,632 Abed, wasn't Santa Claus himself 271 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,966 part of Pierce's peer group? 272 00:09:47,001 --> 00:09:49,002 I believe so. 273 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:51,037 One, two, three, four. 274 00:09:51,055 --> 00:09:53,539 Santa Claus was born in 1945 275 00:09:53,557 --> 00:09:56,476 He had a boogie woogie Coca-Cola army jive 276 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:59,596 and when the commies gave the polio to Doris Day 277 00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:01,648 Santa helped the Beatles chase McCarthy away 278 00:10:01,682 --> 00:10:04,651 that baby boomer Santa 279 00:10:04,685 --> 00:10:06,436 he's never gonna die 280 00:10:06,487 --> 00:10:10,406 Santa fought at Woodstock and Vietnam 281 00:10:10,441 --> 00:10:15,128 and smoked a ton of acid and burnt his bra 282 00:10:15,162 --> 00:10:19,582 and then in 1970, he did more drugs 283 00:10:19,617 --> 00:10:22,635 and his hair stayed long and he 284 00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:25,038 grew a mustache 285 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:27,740 baby boomer Santa 286 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:32,128 he's gonna stay Ali-I-I-ive 287 00:10:32,179 --> 00:10:36,916 Santa invented Spielberg and microchips 288 00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:41,587 Santa invented Coca-Cola and aerobics 289 00:10:41,622 --> 00:10:44,924 he made the iron curtain and the Gremlins 2 290 00:10:44,942 --> 00:10:48,144 fake butter and AIDS and Twin Peaks! 291 00:10:48,195 --> 00:10:50,029 Baby boomer Santa 292 00:10:50,064 --> 00:10:51,814 thank you for MTV 293 00:10:51,865 --> 00:10:54,867 Ow! Ow! 294 00:10:54,902 --> 00:10:56,452 Baby boomer Santa 295 00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:58,821 thank you for everything 296 00:10:58,872 --> 00:11:00,573 you're welcome 297 00:11:00,607 --> 00:11:03,710 you're welcome for everything 298 00:11:03,744 --> 00:11:05,211 in the world 299 00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:06,879 you're welcome 300 00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:10,049 you're welcome for all that I bring 301 00:11:10,084 --> 00:11:11,651 to the world 302 00:11:11,685 --> 00:11:14,120 I'm baby boomer Santa 303 00:11:14,138 --> 00:11:18,791 I bring the gift of the world 304 00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:20,727 baby boomer Santa 305 00:11:20,761 --> 00:11:25,014 I'm an American pearl 306 00:11:25,065 --> 00:11:27,233 - Pierce is on board. - That's great! 307 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:28,634 For the Christmas queen, I'm hoping 308 00:11:28,652 --> 00:11:29,969 we can get Shirley or Annie. 309 00:11:30,004 --> 00:11:31,404 They both have really strong voices 310 00:11:31,438 --> 00:11:33,323 and natural vibrato. 311 00:11:33,357 --> 00:11:36,042 - There's also Britta. - Britta's adorable! 312 00:11:36,076 --> 00:11:38,328 So Shirley or Annie for the Christmas queen. 313 00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:39,662 There's a leaf on Britta's head. 314 00:11:39,697 --> 00:11:41,414 She's playing a tree! 315 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:43,883 And it's gonna be so fun! 316 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:46,619 Mr. Radison, who authorized you to rearrange our study room, 317 00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:48,087 and who do you think you are anyway? 318 00:11:48,122 --> 00:11:51,157 I'll tell you. 319 00:11:52,459 --> 00:11:53,626 Well 320 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:55,261 well 321 00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:58,097 well 322 00:11:58,132 --> 00:11:59,999 I'm scared to go into the study room. 323 00:12:00,034 --> 00:12:01,634 There are so many top hats in there. 324 00:12:01,668 --> 00:12:03,403 I wish there was a way we could stop all this. 325 00:12:03,437 --> 00:12:05,805 I mean, I realize the stakes aren't actually that high, 326 00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:07,707 but somehow, that just makes it extra scary. 327 00:12:07,741 --> 00:12:08,891 I know. 328 00:12:08,942 --> 00:12:11,527 Jeff, I think I know what Mr. Rad is up to. 329 00:12:11,562 --> 00:12:15,064 There's something you have to see. 330 00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:17,483 Mr. Rad plans to get every single member 331 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:19,285 of our study group to join the glee club. 332 00:12:19,319 --> 00:12:21,354 Well, I don't know how he thinks that's gonna happen. 333 00:12:21,388 --> 00:12:23,740 I'll show you. 334 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,091 Wha--? 335 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,360 This is just one of the many costume changes 336 00:12:27,394 --> 00:12:29,028 I'll be doing during the show. 337 00:12:29,063 --> 00:12:31,964 We're a shoo-in for regionals, right? 338 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,066 Annie, you too? 339 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,050 This is beneath you. 340 00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:35,868 You are an intelligent woman. 341 00:12:35,886 --> 00:12:37,670 Also, you're Jewish! 342 00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:39,205 I guess I have a lot to learn 343 00:12:39,239 --> 00:12:41,307 about holiday tradition. 344 00:12:45,479 --> 00:12:49,649 Teach me how to understand Christmas 345 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:53,886 Show me how to open a box 346 00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:55,772 It hurts my little head 347 00:12:55,823 --> 00:12:58,224 when I'm lying in my bed 348 00:12:58,242 --> 00:13:01,194 with visions of sugarplum socks 349 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,495 Is this a bit? 350 00:13:02,529 --> 00:13:05,948 Teach me how to understand Christmas 351 00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:09,085 Do I trim the tree 352 00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:11,270 or the deer? 353 00:13:11,305 --> 00:13:13,172 I can't keep it straight 354 00:13:13,207 --> 00:13:14,607 and now it's getting late 355 00:13:14,641 --> 00:13:16,592 Where does the stocking go? 356 00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,444 here? 357 00:13:18,479 --> 00:13:19,712 I can't see! 358 00:13:19,746 --> 00:13:21,347 What's a Christmas Eve? 359 00:13:21,381 --> 00:13:23,933 Is that Santa's lady? 360 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:27,920 Are snowmen cold or hot? 361 00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:30,106 Won't you be my daddy? 362 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:32,775 I'm a silly Christmas baby 363 00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:34,193 tell me what to deck 364 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,662 'cause I forgot 365 00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:38,981 - Annie. - Ooh! 366 00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:42,985 "Bwain" hurt-y, understand-y "cwistmas" 367 00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:47,306 mistletoe for eat-y, taste good?" 368 00:13:47,341 --> 00:13:49,342 You smarty, me dumb 369 00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:51,627 help "pwetty" have fun 370 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,779 boopy doopy doop boop 371 00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:55,581 sex 372 00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:57,917 Look, eventually, you hit a point of diminishing returns 373 00:13:57,951 --> 00:13:59,185 on the sexiness. 374 00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:02,655 What's a dimin--? 375 00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:05,791 - Stay back, old man. - Don't even hum. 376 00:14:05,809 --> 00:14:09,011 Shirley, Britta, I have no intention of singing. 377 00:14:09,062 --> 00:14:10,229 Good. 378 00:14:10,264 --> 00:14:14,484 I can't speak for these little angels though. 379 00:14:14,518 --> 00:14:15,801 Oh! 380 00:14:15,836 --> 00:14:18,471 there's a magic in the air 381 00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:21,507 around us 382 00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:27,180 we all have the sudden urge to bake 383 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:31,701 it feels like a very special birthday 384 00:14:31,752 --> 00:14:36,622 but whose name should be written on the cake? 385 00:14:36,657 --> 00:14:37,707 Mm! 386 00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,992 Shirley, you need to get out of here! 387 00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:44,864 we asked our public school to give the answer 388 00:14:44,898 --> 00:14:46,299 They're not gonna tell you. 389 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:50,203 but they could only teach us not to pray 390 00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:51,771 That's what they do. That's what they do. 391 00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:57,109 the constitution says the state can't tell us 392 00:14:57,144 --> 00:15:00,346 was anyone important born today? 393 00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:02,565 Oh, gotta tell the babies! 394 00:15:02,616 --> 00:15:05,318 Jesus Christ! 395 00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:10,122 Jesus Christ is the lord 396 00:15:10,157 --> 00:15:12,325 Happy Birthday, Jesus 397 00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:13,492 Happy Birthday 398 00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:15,578 cut the cake, cut the cake now 399 00:15:15,629 --> 00:15:17,263 cut the cake, my lord 400 00:15:17,297 --> 00:15:19,332 Oh, Jeff, thank God! 401 00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:21,968 They got Shirley! It's just you and me now. 402 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:25,805 Jeff? 403 00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:45,284 Guys, I am swelling with pride! 404 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:48,041 You stepped up, and you saved the Christmas pageant! 405 00:15:48,173 --> 00:15:49,239 Whoo! 406 00:15:49,273 --> 00:15:50,507 And it's all thanks to you, Mr. Rad. 407 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:53,221 I just hope we can repay you by making regionals. 408 00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:55,482 Uh, I thought this was regionals. 409 00:15:56,092 --> 00:15:58,715 Don't let my confusion undercut their importance. 410 00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,833 Places, everyone! 411 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,588 Scooch, scooch, scooch, scooch, scooch. 412 00:16:04,622 --> 00:16:05,806 I could not have done this 413 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,123 without your recruiting skills, Abed. 414 00:16:07,141 --> 00:16:08,792 I was happy to do it. For a while there, I thought 415 00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:11,294 we were gonna end the semester on a really dark note. 416 00:16:11,312 --> 00:16:12,729 I'm glad we're singing and dancing together instead. 417 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,064 This has been a good time. 418 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,066 And it's going to continue to be a good time. 419 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,735 If we win regionals, then it's straight on to sectionals. 420 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:21,238 And then a week later is semis. Then semiregionals. 421 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,073 Then regional-semis. 422 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,542 Then national lower-zone semis! 423 00:16:25,577 --> 00:16:27,277 Oh. 424 00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:28,912 But I kinda thought this was... 425 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,831 You know, just for Christmas. 426 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:32,716 No, no, no. 427 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,918 This is forever. 428 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,337 This is what we do now. 429 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:40,390 This is who we are. 430 00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,663 - Fa la la la la - Fa la la la la 431 00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:47,965 - fa la - Fa la la la la 432 00:16:47,999 --> 00:16:50,551 - fa la la la la - Holla! 433 00:16:50,602 --> 00:16:53,503 we are planet Christmas when we sing 434 00:16:53,521 --> 00:16:58,559 we will sing together throughout everything 435 00:16:58,610 --> 00:16:59,893 - we are planet Christmas - Britta. 436 00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:01,945 Is this about regionals? 437 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,196 I just talked to Cory, and he needs you to be 438 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,398 the mouse king instead of me. 439 00:17:04,449 --> 00:17:07,017 Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree. 440 00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:09,052 - It's an emergency. - Hmm? 441 00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,354 This will help us get to regionals! 442 00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:13,724 I knew it! Wait, what are the lyrics? 443 00:17:13,758 --> 00:17:16,426 - They're in your heart, Britta. - Right. Duh doy! 444 00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:20,881 we are everyone, and we are everything 445 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:24,885 Christmas time! 446 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:26,603 What the--? 447 00:17:26,638 --> 00:17:27,804 Oh, Britta's in this? 448 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,541 I got a Christmas time for me 449 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:35,646 I got a Christmas time for a tree 450 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,382 - No! She's ruining it! - Christmas 451 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:41,885 Christmas time 452 00:17:41,919 --> 00:17:42,886 me so Christmas, me so merry 453 00:17:42,904 --> 00:17:45,355 No, stop, stop, stop, stop! 454 00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:47,057 What are you doing? Get off the stage! 455 00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:48,492 I'm singing my heart's song. 456 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,861 Get off the stage, and never sing again! 457 00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:51,995 You are the worst! 458 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,113 Hey! 459 00:17:53,164 --> 00:17:55,232 You do not get to call Britta "the worst." 460 00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:58,234 - Yeah! - Let her finish! 461 00:17:58,252 --> 00:17:59,836 Mr. Radison, I think it's fine. 462 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,289 I know Greendale is an all-inclusive school. 463 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:05,459 Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song? 464 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:07,744 Yeah! 465 00:18:07,762 --> 00:18:10,080 No, no, no, no, no, no! 466 00:18:10,098 --> 00:18:13,884 This show is supposed to be gleeful and bright and fun, 467 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,352 and you can let me do that, 468 00:18:15,386 --> 00:18:17,437 or there can be another bus crash! 469 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,309 Well, figuratively. 470 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,861 I'm not saying, 471 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,098 "I killed the last glee club." 472 00:18:28,116 --> 00:18:31,101 I'm saying you not listening to me 473 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:35,572 is like metaphorically cutting the brake lines on your own-- 474 00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:38,542 Look, kings of Leon! 475 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,977 What did he say? 476 00:18:41,012 --> 00:18:43,313 Did Mr. Rad kill the last glee club? 477 00:18:43,348 --> 00:18:45,182 And to think I trusted him enough 478 00:18:45,216 --> 00:18:48,318 to captain a magic carpet in that dream I had last night. 479 00:18:48,353 --> 00:18:50,554 Maybe Jeff's right. 480 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,922 Maybe forcing things to be bright just makes 481 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,323 the darkness underneath even darker. 482 00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:56,193 This was all my fault for insisting we do the pageant. 483 00:18:56,227 --> 00:18:58,195 Sorry. 484 00:18:58,229 --> 00:19:00,530 Merry Christmas. 485 00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:04,701 I guess I'll just see you guys after the holidays. 486 00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:12,642 Happy time day, Reggie. 487 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,078 It is tradition to give one's constable a gift 488 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,363 at the end of each orbital cycle. 489 00:19:16,414 --> 00:19:18,048 Oh, thank you, inspector! 490 00:19:20,084 --> 00:19:22,319 - Blimey! A hologram? - Mm-hmm. 491 00:19:22,353 --> 00:19:23,987 Let's activate it and view the performance. 492 00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:27,324 I tried to find a way around 493 00:19:27,358 --> 00:19:31,128 then get behind your wall 494 00:19:31,162 --> 00:19:32,929 I tried to reach the top 495 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,064 This is terrible. 496 00:19:34,098 --> 00:19:38,335 The angels did say 497 00:19:38,369 --> 00:19:41,555 was to certain poor Shepherds 498 00:19:41,606 --> 00:19:45,275 in fields where they lay 499 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,029 in fields where they 500 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,682 lay keeping their sheep 501 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:56,520 on a cold winter's night 502 00:19:56,554 --> 00:20:00,223 that was so deep 503 00:20:00,258 --> 00:20:02,526 We decided we wanted to spend the holiday together. 504 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,228 It's been a dark semester. 505 00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:06,730 I basically killed a guy. 506 00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:09,532 And I kind of attacked you guys with a fire axe. 507 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:10,767 Yeah. 508 00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:12,002 I'm thinking about seeing a new shrink. 509 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,003 - What? - Don't. 510 00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,204 Holy crap. 511 00:20:14,238 --> 00:20:16,539 Look how terrible this Christmas special is. 512 00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:20,427 Noel, Noel 513 00:20:20,478 --> 00:20:25,565 Noel, Noel 514 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,418 we will see you 515 00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:33,590 after regionals 516 00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:41,913 Merry Christmas! Sync by honeybunny, corrected by susanaLC www.addic7ed.com 517 00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:43,873 Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean 518 00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,375 Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean 519 00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:49,846 Chang, Chang, Chang, Chang 520 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,417 Pop, pop, pop, pop 521 00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:55,585 My name is Alex, 522 00:20:55,619 --> 00:20:57,754 my name is Alex, my name is Alex 523 00:20:57,788 --> 00:20:58,855 my name is Alex 524 00:21:03,394 --> 00:21:05,595 Merry, merry, merry, merry "Chang-mas" 525 00:21:05,629 --> 00:21:08,264 merry, merry, merry, merry "Dean-mas" 526 00:21:08,299 --> 00:21:09,899 - Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean - No, no, no, no, no, no! 527 00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:11,334 - No! - Dean, Dean, Dean, Dean 528 00:21:11,368 --> 00:21:13,803 Dean dong 529 00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:16,438 - No! - Dean dong 530 00:21:16,488 --> 00:21:21,038 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38221

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