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Since consciously uncoupling
from Deals, Deals, Deals,
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I've been catering
regularly and babysitting
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whenever I need dat cash.
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Although I was making
an ass-load of money at
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Sushi Mambeaux until
they got shut the eff down
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for a gnarly bed bugs
infestation.
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I'm clean now.
I'm -- I'm fully clean.
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Uh, wow, uh, usually,
we don't get
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everybody's back story.
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That's, uh, surprising.
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Living on the edge.
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[ Both laugh ]
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[ Forced laughter ]
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To circle back...
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Mm.
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We have medium-speed Wi-Fi,
draft beer on tap --
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Okay, what?
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Girl, I hope I get
to work here!
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So do we!
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It'd be $500 a month.
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[ Exhales deeply ] Okay, I was
thinking more like $1,000.
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Whoa, that would get you
a way bigger office.
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All right, I'm just
gonna say it.
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Does this mean
I'm freakin' hired?
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hired?
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Aren't you renting
an office space?
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I thought I was interviewing for
the office manager position?
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Together:
We're the office manager.
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Is this...
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Yeah, 495 Broadway.
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Together: 490.
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Pffft!
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[ Laughs ]
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Classic me.
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Whoop! Sorry!
[ Laughs ]
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Also, got to say --
what an hysterical
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business model
to brand this as, like,
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a shared co-working space
when really you're
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storing people in what
are essentially closets
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after luring them in
with these, like,
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seemingly high-end perks,
but it's also, like,
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a bag of beer in a trash can
under a counter.
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YouWork is a multi-
billion-dollar corporation.
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[ Laughs ]
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That is fucking genius.
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Uh...
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Guys, don't waste my time
like this again.
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[ Sighs ]
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Nice meeting you.
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♪♪
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♪ Four and three
and two and o-one ♪
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♪♪
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[ Water splashing ]
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[ Toilet flushing ]
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Uh, okay, Fernando,
I swear I don't know
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why it keeps
getting clogged.
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Listen, lady, toilet paper's
not gonna make it through
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these old pipes,
much less your tampons
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and maxi pads with wings
for heavy flow.
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Okay, first of all, I have
an extra-heavy flow.
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Second of all,
I don't flush my tampons
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and pads
down the toilet.
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Third of all, you're saying
I can't flush toilet paper?
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Well, if you must wipe,
well, the other residents
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use a separate garbage can
for their used toilet paper,
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and they don't make
a stink about it.
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[ Chuckles ]
Stink.
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So I can't poop, wipe,
and flush in my own apartment?
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I mean, that's
some third-world shit.
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You mean
developing nation.
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I-I-I did mean that.
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That is --
That is right.
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Well, I grew up using
a shit bucket.
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And I did not mean that
[Chuckles] in a bad way.
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I meant it in
a great way.
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Growing up like that
is dope.
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You know what?
I'm gonna get one.
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I'm just gonna get one.
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I'll get a shit bucket.
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♪♪
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All right, got some snacks,
dawg, yeah.
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[ Chuckles ]
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All right, where the fuck
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was this interview
supposed to be?
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Shit, phone...
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[ Groans ]
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I love this city.
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♪ Every day you praying
for better world now ♪
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♪ Every day rain snowing
on your fur like ♪
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♪ Under weather, keep
your head above the water ♪
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♪ It's in the bucket now,
don't kick the bucket now ♪
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♪ Every day you gain dimes
in you pocket ♪
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♪ Don't kick the bucket now ♪
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪ I say...now ♪
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[ Indistinct voice
speaking over P.A. ]
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[ Train approaching ]
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[ Bell dings, doors open ]
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[ Groans ]
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Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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Sorry.
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[ Groans ]
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Oh, no.
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I just moved here.
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Cool.
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[ Grunts ]
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♪♪
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Ilana: Mm.
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[ Clears throat, neck cracks ]
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[ Horn honks ]
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Oh.
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All right, all right, all right!
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[ Sniffs, coughs ]
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All right.
[ Clears throat ]
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Geez.
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Linda freakin' Lodi?
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Linda!
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Linda, hey!
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Hey, It's Ilana Wexler!
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I used to work for you
at your temp agency!
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-Ilana?
-Come on over!
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[ Chuckles ]
-That's so crazy.
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-Hey!
-Ilana, hi!
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Oh, my gosh.
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So, how are you?
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Good, good.
I'm just, uh, working
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over there
in that coffee shop.
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What are you working on?
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Oh, well, I'm working on
my screenplay.
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"We Lost Grandma
at the Water Park."
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[ Laughs ]
That sounds hilarious.
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Oh, well, it's a --
it's a drama, actually.
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Dope. Dope.
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But, uh, it's good.
It's good.
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I just -- the only thing is
I have to keep an eye on
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my stuff and my son every time
I want to take a smoke break.
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I mean, they didn't used
to kick us out of places
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for smoking
in the '90s, right?
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You know, I never thought
about it like that.
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Anti-smoking
is discriminatory.
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I just want a place
where I can work and smoke.
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You know, Linda, today
might be your lucky day
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because I have a situation
starting up here where you can
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sit and smoke and charge your
phone and your devices and work,
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and you never have to let your
belongings leave your sight.
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Whoa, that actually
sounds kind of perfect.
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Um, well, uh,
how much do you charge?
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We are charging...
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50 cents a minute.
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You know what?
I'll take it.
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Here.
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40 minutes --
45, I'll give ya.
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All right, awesome.
I'll go get my stuff.
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Yes, awesome, get your stuff,
and then come back.
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♪♪
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Abbi!
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[ Both laugh ]
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Man, I got you again!
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Every time, man.
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Come on, girl.
Bring it in.
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Together: Hmm.
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Uh...
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Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Hoo!
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Doo, doo, doo.
Doo, doo, doo.
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Doo, doo, doo.
Doo, doo, doo.
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Pshh!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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[ Both laugh ]
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So, what you
looking for, Abb?
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Okay, so, this is
a little bit embarrassing,
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but my building's
pre-World War I
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in the plumbing,
and it's, like, really --
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Shh.
[ Chuckles ]
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Say no more.
Bath accessories.
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Dope, dude, thanks.
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Great seeing you.
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You too.
Holla at me, Abb!
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[ Cellphone vibrates ]
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Hey, dude, I'm in
the middle of trying to find
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this thing at BB&B.
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Hold up,
you're at BB&B, Abbi?
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Can you grab me
six power strips
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and six extension cords
and meet me at that place
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where that dude gave you
that condom stat?
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Well, I was gonna
say stuff, too.
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[ Dramatic music plays ]
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Holy shit bucket.
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♪♪
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Dude, what is
all of this?
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Welcome to SheWork.
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We are officially open
for shiz-ness.
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What is SheWork?
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SheWork is
an inclusive work environment
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that caters to smokers.
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I see a bunch of --
no offense --
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trash furniture and two people
smoking cigarettes.
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Walk with me.
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So, SheWork uses
the urban landscape for
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a fast-paced work space
with no boundaries.
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Huh.If parkour is using the city
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as your gym, SheWork is using
the city as your office.
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So, correct me
if I'm wrong.
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People are paying you
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to use the free
public charging stations?
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So what? All the great
male entrepreneurs do it, okay?
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They take something
that already exists,
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claim it was their idea,
throw in some fancy furniture,
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and charge double for it.
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For letting people
sit on your junk and smoke?
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Exactly.
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Wait, Ilana, hold on,
hold on, hold on.
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I'm -- I'm sorry.
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Smoking cigarettes
is disgusting.
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Okay, smoking
is obvs heinous --
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[ Coughs ]
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But who am I to judge
a nicotine addiction?
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I mean, I'm...fully
addicted to weed.
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True.Okay, you got the stuff.
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I thank you, bitch.Oh, yeah.
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Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
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Great,
thank you so much.
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And, actually,
a trash can is the only thing
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we don't need here
at SheWork.
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No, no, no.
This is actually mine,
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uh, my shit bucket,
so...
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Come again?
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It-- It's my shit bucket.
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Pardon me?
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My -- I had to get
a shit bucket.
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[ Sighs ]
Okay, um...
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Who, what, how, when,
where, and why?
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Okay, it's a funny story.
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Uh, you know how my toilet is
always getting clogged.
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Pfft. [ Laughs ]
Yeah.
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Um, so, Fernando actually
let me know that I can't
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flush toilet paper anymore,
and actually I have to
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discard it in a separate bin
right next to the toilet.
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So what'd you say
to him?
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So, then I said --
I said...
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I said, "Fernando,
I will get that shit bucket."
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That's what I said,
and I got -- I got one.
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Oh, Abbi.Dude, I was, like --
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I was standing there,
and I was just,
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like, so stunned by
what was going on,
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I got bullied into
buying a shit bucket.
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You know, and I think
we should take this issue
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into the community-action
wing of SheWork.
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Oh, wow, is there
whole other...?
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Come on.
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Okay.
Oh.
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So, we have to review
our resources.
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Okay.
[ Gasps ]
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The printer/scanner.
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So, there's
a scanning function.
258
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What you're gonna do is scan
your tits, or your ass.
259
00:09:44,206 --> 00:09:45,793
Make a shit ton
of copies.
260
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:46,931
Disseminate them to
all your neighbors --
261
00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:48,517
but get this --
anonymously.
262
00:09:48,517 --> 00:09:50,413
Everybody's like,
"What's going on?
263
00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:51,896
Whose tits are these?
264
00:09:51,896 --> 00:09:53,517
Meanwhile, you've
planted a stack of the tits
265
00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:55,862
in Fernando's office,
and you pipe up, and you say,
266
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,413
"You know, I-I think it
might be Fernando,
267
00:09:58,413 --> 00:10:00,896
and while we're on the topic,
why are we shitting in buckets?"
268
00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:02,379
SheWork -- boosh!
269
00:10:02,379 --> 00:10:03,931
Dude, you are
so close on that.
270
00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:06,034
Okay, what if I print out
a petition, okay?
271
00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:07,551
Uh-huh.I go around to my neighbors,
272
00:10:07,551 --> 00:10:09,068
and I'm like, "Guys,
this is an important issue.
273
00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:10,551
We shouldn't be shitting
in shit buckets, okay?"
274
00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:11,551
I get the full
signed petition,
275
00:10:11,551 --> 00:10:12,793
take it back to Fernando,
276
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:13,862
and I'm like,
"Majority rules, man.
277
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Change is coming."
278
00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,275
Ooh, you are full-blown
grassroots.
279
00:10:17,275 --> 00:10:19,103
You are the
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
280
00:10:19,103 --> 00:10:20,586
of Astoria.
281
00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,068
You're the Jewish
Shirley Chisholm of toilets.
282
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:24,758
Yes, I am gonna shit
in my toilet and flush.
283
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,827
Yes. Go get your bucket
and take care of your shit.
284
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,620
Come on.
285
00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,379
[ Chuckles ]
Take care of your shit.
286
00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:31,413
I love you, Abb.
287
00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,758
Ah, and I love SheWork.
288
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,275
Miss, hi.
289
00:10:35,275 --> 00:10:37,241
Are you sick of being
treated like a filthy outsider
290
00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:39,517
at work because of your
tragic smoking habit?
291
00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:41,827
[ Chuckles ]
292
00:10:41,827 --> 00:10:44,275
♪♪
293
00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,448
Mm.
294
00:10:45,448 --> 00:10:47,965
How's that Wi-Fi
working, L.L.?
295
00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:52,275
Ha, ha. Charging Station-Guest
is coming in clear as day.
296
00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:55,068
You know, we are growing
rapidly, and I'm starting to
297
00:10:55,068 --> 00:10:58,586
have to focus on expansion,
so would you feel comfortable
298
00:10:58,586 --> 00:10:59,862
watching the fort?
299
00:10:59,862 --> 00:11:02,068
[ Chuckles ]
Would I?
300
00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:04,068
[ Chuckles ]
301
00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:06,827
No, I-I was asking...
302
00:11:06,827 --> 00:11:11,724
♪♪
303
00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:14,586
[ Door closes ][ Exhales sharply ]
304
00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,620
Hello, um, my name is
Abbi Abrams, and --
305
00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:27,413
I don't want to buy
any Girl Scout Cookies.
306
00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:31,310
No, no, no.
I-I'm not a Girl Scout anymore.
307
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,896
[ Chuckles ]
I'm a grown --
308
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,758
I-I'm actually
your neighbor.
309
00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,344
I'm just going around
letting everyone know
310
00:11:36,344 --> 00:11:39,827
that I'm having a tenant meeting
today in the lobby --
311
00:11:39,827 --> 00:11:43,655
I have lived in this
building for 31 years,
312
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:46,172
and I've never seen you.
313
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:47,689
Well...
314
00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:50,517
Wait, are you
Melody's roommate?
315
00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,413
You know Melody?
Yes.
316
00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:55,000
She dates that
wonderful young man
317
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,137
who always brings me
delicious cheeses.
318
00:11:58,137 --> 00:12:01,000
That's, um --
That's Bevers.
319
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,413
They're the loveliest.
I love them, as well.
320
00:12:03,413 --> 00:12:05,689
Um, and I'm actually
walking around today
321
00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:07,551
to talk about the shit --
to talk about
322
00:12:07,551 --> 00:12:09,896
the plumbing problem
in the building.
323
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,655
How old are you?
324
00:12:11,655 --> 00:12:13,068
I'm newly --
325
00:12:13,068 --> 00:12:16,689
You hippies are the reason
that sandwiches
326
00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:20,172
in this neighborhood
cost $16
327
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:23,137
with your Sriracha
and your oat milk.
328
00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:26,689
What's wrong
with cow milk?!
329
00:12:26,689 --> 00:12:28,655
Well...
Sheesh!
330
00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:29,793
[ Door closes ]Cow's milk makes me
331
00:12:29,793 --> 00:12:31,137
have to shit!
332
00:12:31,137 --> 00:12:32,586
Which is what
I came here
333
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,068
to talk to you about
in the first place.
334
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:38,965
♪♪
335
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:40,827
♪ I'm on it ♪
336
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,827
♪ I own it ♪
337
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:44,724
♪ I want it ♪
338
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:46,724
♪ I've got it ♪
339
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,689
♪ I'm on it ♪
340
00:12:48,689 --> 00:12:50,586
♪ I own it ♪
341
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,517
♪ I want it ♪
342
00:12:52,517 --> 00:12:53,965
♪ I've got it ♪
343
00:12:53,965 --> 00:12:55,689
Ilana: ♪ SheWork ♪
344
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:58,172
♪ SheWork, SheWork ♪
345
00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,724
♪ SheWork ♪
346
00:12:59,724 --> 00:13:02,068
Ooh, God, I'm rich.
347
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:04,034
This city's full of trash.
348
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:08,896
This is a very important
meeting of the building,
349
00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:13,586
and I know you're looking
at me like I'm the hot, young
350
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,758
new kid on the block.
351
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:15,931
You're young?
352
00:13:15,931 --> 00:13:17,724
I'm -- I'm 30.
353
00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:18,931
I've never
seen her before.
354
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,620
Who buzzed her into
the building?
355
00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:22,551
I know you.
4H, right?
356
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,137
Yes.
Thank you.
357
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,448
Oh, you're the chick
who pegged Jeremy.
358
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,965
Yes, of course.
359
00:13:27,965 --> 00:13:29,206
Okay, well...
360
00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:30,310
I heard the moaning.
361
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,551
You got him good.
[ Chuckles ]
362
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:35,655
Sounded like
an Earth-shattering orgasm.
363
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:37,275
Okay.
[ Chuckles ] Fine.
364
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,482
You got me.
I -- I might've pegged Jeremy.
365
00:13:39,482 --> 00:13:41,241
Okay, great.
But, listen, guys.
366
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:43,206
Let's -- Let's focus up, okay?
367
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,655
So, maybe, you know,
I'm not young.
368
00:13:45,655 --> 00:13:48,655
Great, I'm getting up there.
Great.
369
00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:52,241
And maybe you only know me
as the chick who pegged Jeremy.
370
00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:53,931
I'm -- I'm fine with that.
371
00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:55,034
Uh...
372
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,758
But allow me to help you, okay?
373
00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:01,344
There's a better quality of life
that we can have, okay?
374
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,172
I-I-I'm in the city.
375
00:14:03,172 --> 00:14:05,034
I'm riding the rails.
376
00:14:05,034 --> 00:14:08,137
There are changes
that need to be made, okay?
377
00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:11,965
I-I don't know much,
but this is what I do know.
378
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:14,551
This is what I do know!
379
00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:17,310
We can be the change
we wish to see.
380
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:22,000
Let's say "no" to shit buckets.
381
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,068
I love Jeremy.
382
00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:28,034
If he let her peg,
we can probably trust her.
383
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,482
-All right.
-My man.
384
00:14:29,482 --> 00:14:31,551
You are my man.
Yes.
385
00:14:31,551 --> 00:14:33,517
Listen, uh, let's
take a quick pic,
386
00:14:33,517 --> 00:14:36,689
'cause what is activism without
posting it on Instagram, right?
387
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,172
I don't know if it exists.
388
00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,896
[ Camera shutter clicks ]Yeah, great.
389
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,172
Yes!
390
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,344
Hello, Linda.
391
00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:44,655
Ilana.
392
00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:47,482
Did you notice I signed
a new client?
393
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,344
Linda, you exquisite
genius!
394
00:14:49,344 --> 00:14:51,034
May I kiss you?
395
00:14:51,034 --> 00:14:52,689
Y-Yes.
396
00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:56,000
Mm, smoky.
397
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,137
[ Giggles ]
398
00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,551
[ Laughs ]
399
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,275
So tender.
400
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,965
Fernando, thanks so much
for stopping by.
401
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,689
Why don't you take a seat.
402
00:15:11,896 --> 00:15:13,793
It's good.
403
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,931
[ Exhales deeply ]
404
00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:26,103
[ Sighs deeply ]
405
00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:27,758
I called the city.
406
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:29,758
I told them everything.
407
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:31,310
I told them
about the plumbing.
408
00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:32,931
I told them
about the heat.
409
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:35,068
I told them about
every single thing
410
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,172
that needs fixing
in this building.
411
00:15:38,172 --> 00:15:39,965
Okay.
412
00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:42,068
Change is gonna
come, my friend.
413
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,620
[ Laughs ]
414
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,275
[ Inhales deeply ]
415
00:15:46,275 --> 00:15:48,827
I think you're gonna want
to take a look at this.
416
00:15:52,724 --> 00:15:54,827
There you go.
417
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,689
This is not good.
418
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,241
Look.
[ Chuckles ]
419
00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:06,827
Fernando, no disrespect
to your country --
420
00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:09,758
I'm from Flushing.
421
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:11,724
I grew up
10 minutes from here.
422
00:16:11,724 --> 00:16:14,379
I apologize.
423
00:16:14,379 --> 00:16:17,517
I'll pass along
your demands.
424
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:18,862
[ Exhales sharply ]
425
00:16:18,862 --> 00:16:21,655
I'm the Rosa Parks
of poop.
426
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:22,827
What?
427
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,586
♪♪
428
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,862
How's everybody doing, huh?
429
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,862
Morty, you want a fresh one?
430
00:16:29,862 --> 00:16:31,793
And, Ms. Katherine,
anything for you?
431
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:33,172
Yes, girl.
432
00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:34,413
Bev, anything?
433
00:16:34,413 --> 00:16:35,517
She on a diet.
I get it.
434
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,551
James, anything?
435
00:16:36,551 --> 00:16:37,862
Got a birthday coming up.
436
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:40,172
Debbie, snack, smoke?
437
00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:41,724
I'm not a business bitch.
438
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,034
I am a business,bitch!
439
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:47,655
SheWork, where your lungs are
your goddamn business.
440
00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:50,413
Welcome to SheWork,
my privileged brothers.
441
00:16:50,413 --> 00:16:51,689
We've already met.
442
00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:53,034
[ Badges snap ]Hmm.
443
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,344
You know, when
you're running a company,
444
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:55,758
you meet
a lot of people, so...
445
00:16:55,758 --> 00:16:57,000
Listen, we've been
watching you all day,
446
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,413
and this is
getting out of hand.
447
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,000
Afraid we're gonna
have to shut you down.
448
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,206
SheWork is
a woman-owned business
449
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:03,586
founded right here
in New York City.
450
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:04,965
You can't shut us down.
451
00:17:04,965 --> 00:17:06,655
Okay, yeah, hm,
okay, yeah, go for it.
452
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:07,931
Yeah, let's see --
Let's see how it goes.
453
00:17:07,931 --> 00:17:09,620
Except I can promise you
454
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:13,068
that you're gonna see YouWork
start to trend hard...
455
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:15,275
but bad.
456
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:18,137
Because I hooked up
with someone very high up
457
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,793
in the human resources
department of Twitter once.
458
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,620
One second
to side bar?
459
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,931
Would you like
a conference room?
460
00:17:24,931 --> 00:17:26,413
[ Clears throat ][ Sighs ] I don't want
461
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,655
to fuck
with Twitter again.
462
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:29,275
I don't like
the sound of that.
463
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:30,896
Plus we have to play them
in soccer this weekend.
464
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,310
Oh, my God.
We'd never hear the end of it.
465
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,413
Yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum.
466
00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:34,758
Let's pay her off.
Cute.
467
00:17:34,758 --> 00:17:35,896
Make her go away.Hundred bucks.
468
00:17:35,896 --> 00:17:37,103
Split it with you.Yep, I did it.
469
00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:38,379
Hi.
470
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:39,896
We'll give you 100 bucks
to go away.
471
00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:43,379
[ Laughs ]
472
00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:45,689
You're hilarious.
What's your real offer?
473
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:47,551
-$100.
-$900.
474
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:49,103
-$100.
-$800.
475
00:17:49,103 --> 00:17:50,758
-$100.
-$700.
476
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,103
-$100.
-$600.
477
00:17:52,103 --> 00:17:53,379
$100.
$100.
478
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,551
Is this a...
479
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,793
$500, and that's
my final offer.
480
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:59,724
Fine.
481
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,379
I guess we're not getting
a mani-mani-pedi.
482
00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:04,931
Man.Yeah, yeah, mm, mm.
483
00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,137
It's Friday.
That's our thing.
484
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,724
I know it is,
but it's okay.
485
00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:09,034
We can skip it
this one week.
486
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:10,517
Okay.
487
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:14,103
Wow, thank you.
488
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:15,793
Only in New York.
489
00:18:17,172 --> 00:18:19,103
It is a genius idea,
though.
490
00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:22,655
Okay, guys, it's over.
491
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:26,448
Thank you for believing
in me and SheWork.
492
00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:31,689
You made me realize
how beautiful yellow teeth
493
00:18:31,689 --> 00:18:36,793
and brown finger nails and hair
that smells like soot can be,
494
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,482
so thank you for that.
495
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,172
All right, pack up
and go home.
496
00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:41,379
We had a good run.
[ Chuckles ]
497
00:18:41,379 --> 00:18:43,448
I paid
a week in advance.
498
00:18:43,448 --> 00:18:45,827
You know, the market is just
so up and down, brother.
499
00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,000
It's, you know, the market.
500
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,206
Bye, Ken.
501
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:51,379
Where's Ilana?
502
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,655
She's gone.
I-It's over.
503
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:58,517
But I didn't even get
to apply for office manager.
504
00:18:58,517 --> 00:19:00,344
Where's my computer?
505
00:19:00,344 --> 00:19:02,862
Who took my computer?
506
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,275
My screenplay!
507
00:19:07,655 --> 00:19:09,379
Christian?
508
00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:11,206
[ Gasps ]
509
00:19:11,206 --> 00:19:12,448
Where's my kid?
510
00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:19,137
Man, the beauty of that
bucket is that I'm squatting
511
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:21,793
so low to reach it, so I'm,
like, in Squatty Potty position.
512
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,655
It's almost like
a two-for-one.
513
00:19:23,655 --> 00:19:25,344
Hold on.
514
00:19:25,344 --> 00:19:27,206
You shit inthe bucket?
515
00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:31,137
You're only supposed to put
toilet paper in the bucket.
516
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,793
No, I know.
517
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,310
[ Grunts ] See...
518
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,931
Okay. Shit.
519
00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,310
Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit.
520
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,000
[ Shoes squeak ]Ooh!
521
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,482
[ Groans ]
522
00:19:44,482 --> 00:19:47,172
[ Toilet flushes ]
523
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,413
Hey, what's up?
524
00:19:55,413 --> 00:19:58,172
Holy shit, Ilana,
look at this.
525
00:19:58,172 --> 00:20:00,827
"YouWork's innovative
smoker's rooftop
526
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:02,896
results in a massive
stock hike"?
527
00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:04,413
Those assholes!
528
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,931
They stole my idea.
529
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:08,275
I knew I should've
done an equity split.
530
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,482
You know what, dude?
It's okay.
531
00:20:10,482 --> 00:20:13,758
We are still two badass
activated women.
532
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:19,793
I mean, Ilana, you founded
and sold a company in one day.
533
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:23,586
And I, like, mobilized
my people to form a mini,
534
00:20:23,586 --> 00:20:27,172
like...s-small revolution
in my building!
535
00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,620
That's right.
536
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,068
I mean, we can be
the change we wish to see
537
00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:32,758
in the world if we --
if we have a dream
538
00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,172
and we rise to
meet that dream
539
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,827
and we go high
when they go low.
540
00:20:36,827 --> 00:20:38,758
Mm-hmm.
541
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:46,793
Oh, my God.
542
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:48,241
Dude, Fernando
got fired?
543
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:50,068
Oh, no!
544
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:51,655
There's a new
building manager?
545
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,448
Mrs. Kanakaredes: Raising
the rent in three months?!
546
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:59,275
Oh, what
the fuck is this?
547
00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:11,068
You like
our sharp cheddar?
548
00:21:11,068 --> 00:21:12,137
I-I do.Yeah, who doesn't?
549
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,586
It's the best cheese.
550
00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:14,758
I'm -- I'm obsessed
with sharp cheddar.
551
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,482
So am I -- me too.
I --
552
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,931
He's taking it out of my --
out of my fridge,
553
00:21:18,931 --> 00:21:19,965
and he must be
giving it to you.
554
00:21:19,965 --> 00:21:21,655
Well, they're very good.
555
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,310
Great. That's -- I'm happy
someone's enjoying them.
556
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:27,910
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