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♪ singers harmonizing ♪
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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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[Blair] Previously
on Black Monday...
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I'll take your shares
of Georgina.
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[Mo] You want to fuck
with me?
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Yes.
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[Larry] Unless your last name
is Georgina,
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anyone attempting a takeover
gets burned.
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You are risking everything!
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♪ tense music ♪
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[watch ticking]
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♪♪♪
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♪ jaunty synth music ♪
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♪♪♪
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I don't care what anybody
says, okay?
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Al Pacino's performance
in Scarface was bad.
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And you mean "bad" in,
like, a good, black way?
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Duh, I mean, the guy's
a national treasure, right?
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He makes Paul Newman
look like Paula Poundstone.
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[both laugh]
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Hey, little known fact,
Brandt--Hey.
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Al Pacino's not actually Cuban.
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So, when you do my story,
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you got to promise not
to whitewash it, okay?
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I don't want
any light-skinned guys.
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Give me, uh,
like, Carl Weathers,
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uh, uh, Lou Gossett Jr.,
Bill Duke--
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- you know, chocolate brothers.
- Definitely, definitely.
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You know, the untitled
Oliver Stone
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Wall Street project will be
an authentic portrayal
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of a black man just trying
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to break into
this white boys' club--
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Whoa, whoa.
"Break in"? No, no, no.
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A black man breaking
into anything,
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that's a terrible look, okay?
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I mean, what's your tagline?
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"From the street
to Wall Street"?
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Jimmy.
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- I'm joking. I'm in, Brandt.
- [elevator bell dings]
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So, while Nancy Reagan
is telling everybody
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that AIDS is no big whoop,
I went long on condoms
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because I knew
that shit had legs.
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This business--
the good ones--
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you stay on your toes,
kid, okay?
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You got to anticipate shit.
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You got to be able
to stay one step--
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[Blair] So I got you all some
gifts for my first day.
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Now, I kind of had to eyeball
sizes, but if they don't fit,
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no sweat, 'cause my-my
fiancée's family
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kind of owns the company,
so, uh...
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- It's pretty rad, huh?
- [Dawn] Hey, Mo!
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You're never gonna
believe this.
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Georgina Jeans...
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[indistinct chatter]
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...takes three years
off my ass.
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- Look at that.
- [Blair laughs]
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♪ funky synth music ♪
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What a coincidence.
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It's not a coincidence,
Hawaiian Punchy.
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[Mo] Dawn's right.
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I brilliantly
orchestrated it... [laughs]
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...so Blair got busted for blow
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down on the stock
exchange floor,
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so now his only fucking option
is the Jammer Group.
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So, once he marries
that Georgina chick
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and we get those shares,
we also get cracker rich.
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So I think the word for that
is "I'm a fucking genius"?
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- Is that what it is?
- [laughing]
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[men talking excitedly]
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You're the walkin', talkin'
Stephen Hawkin'.
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I been telling people that.
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[MO] Yeah,
I'm pretty happy about
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how the whole thing
worked out.
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All you have to do
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is fucking keep numb-nuts
in the dark, okay,
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until he marries that chick,
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- and then we're gonna--
- Hi, there.
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Is there an orientation video
or a packet?
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I just really need a computer
to get the algorithm going.
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I was going over
the numbers last night,
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and I realized
what went wrong--
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- Hey, hey, what went wrong
is that you spent all night
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going over numbers, okay,
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when you can learn
way more about trading
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from Raising Hell.
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[chuckles]
The Run-D.M.C. album.
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Basically "It's Tricky."
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Brandt, if you didn't
write that down...
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[laughing] I'm loving it.
It's great.
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But maybe it could be
the Talking Heads?
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W-we'll see.
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Speaking of talking heads,
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you think I could maybe get in
for an interview here?
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Yeah, great.
Here, tell you what--
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keep your fucking video game
away from my money
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until you get some real-world
experience, okay?
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Now, uh, boys, why don't
you give Blair here a tour?
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- And you and I...
- Okay, here we go.
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...are gonna do our thing.
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Okay, y-you know what?
Keep that on.
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And then after the tour,
uh, we'll, y-you know--
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, meet
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- the supporting cast.
- Okay.
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And then we'll, uh...
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- Pretty good plan, right?
- [Dawn] "Plan"?
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It's more like a felony
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followed by a bunch
of dumb luck.
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- Name one lucky--
- I can name a bunch!
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You didn't know Blair
would storm back in here.
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You didn't know you'd bump
into him after work,
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and you certainly didn't know
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that he'd be arrested
instead of your black ass
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'cause...
'cause of your black ass.
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The kitchenette's over there.
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That's the window
we throw stuff out of.
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- Oh.
- And here's our menu binder...
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of prostitutes.
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- [men laugh]
- We call 'em 'tutes.
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It makes it less sad.
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That's gonna be
in the movie, right?
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- Uh, maybe, maybe.
- [laughs] Nice.
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And, uh, over there
is our powder room.
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Oh, fancy.
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Uh, we just call it that
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because that's where
we do blow, so not shits,
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but you can bring as many
'tutes in there as you want.
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The best way to remember is,
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"Toots? Hmm.
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'Tutes? Hmm!
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Toots? Mm."
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That was fucking
hilarious, Brandt.
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So that's three toots.
Write that.
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Well, I-I-I-I don't do coke
or, uh, 'tutes.
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I'm sorry,
am I saying that right?
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I'm, uh--I'm engaged
and also a good person.
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That didn't come out right.
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- Oh!
- A thousand pardons!
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Can you pass the Grey Poupon?
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[Yassir, sarcastically]
He's getting married!
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- [men laughing]
- Oh, guys, guys, come on.
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Calm down.
Blair's our future, right?
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The kid should be
showing us around.
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Like Mo said, all you lack
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is a little real-world
experience,
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which is why I want you
to fill this order
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with our broker, Fat Fred.
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Can't miss him.
He's, like, "yo mama joke" fat.
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Um, well, uh, okay.
Fill or kill.
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- That's right. You see?
- Yeah.
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This guy's already got it.
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Get out of here.
Have a good time down there!
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- [chuckling]
- Ugh.
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So what you don't know,
Hollywood,
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is that pit is insane.
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Those brokers will yell out
whatever you hand them.
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I wrote down "I'm fat"
on that slip of paper,
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and when Fat Fred shouts
that out to the floor,
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he is gonna smack
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- the handsome off that kid.
- Oh, man.
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It's a classic
Wall Street prank.
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And that, gentlemen,
is how you get in the movie.
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- [Ronnie] Oh, nice.
- [laughter]
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Not to mention,
the whole thing hinged
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on you bumping into Blair
with the coke
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the guys surprised you with
for your birthday,
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which also happened
to be Blair's first day.
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Okay. [clears throat]
First things first,
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the security guard
on the floor--
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In my pocket, along
with a backup bag of coke.
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And Chad's been tailing
Blair for months,
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and there's only so many places
white people go.
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I could've bumped into this guy
in an apple orchard
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or at a puppet show
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or at a place with a turkey
sandwich to die for.
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♪ bass-heavy beats ♪
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[brokers shouting]
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♪♪♪
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Sold! Two and a quarter, sold!
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Oop, pardon me.
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Whoops. Sorry.
[chuckles]
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[shouts, grunting]
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[brokers shouting]
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Uh-oh.
That's gonna leave a mark.
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[groans]
Thank you. Oh.
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- It's you.
- Hey.
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No hard feelings
about yesterday, okay?
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I mean, in hindsight, would the
Celtics have drafted Len Bias?
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I don't know.
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It's for the best.
Mo Monroe hired me.
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- [man] Two and a quarter!
- Twist!
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Yeah, I'm down here filling
my very first order.
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[brokers shouting]
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Let me do the honors.
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Oh, I-I-I'm supposed
to fill it with, um--
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with a broker named
uh, uh, Fred,
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who's a bit...Rubenesque.
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- Fat Fred?
- Yes, yes!
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Yeah, he's probably
eating a lasagna
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on the shitter right now,
all right?
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Look, I fill for Mo
all the time.
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Consider it my apology to you.
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- Really?
- All right!
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- Oh, my God!
- Calm down, Cinderella.
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- Okay.
- Kid popped his cherry!
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[brokers cheering]
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I get it.
Haze the new guy.
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Just like a cappella camp.
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You call this hazing?
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Tell that to
my frat brother Blake
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next time you're in Heaven.
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Hey, Brian, I need you
to suck my dick!
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On a horse.
At a John Hughes movie.
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- In a John Hughes movie.
- Okay, I get it.
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He's white, all right?
So you got him here.
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Now what? How are you gonna
get Blair to just give us
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his Georgina shares
once he's married, Mo?
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I'm gonna form a father-son
kind of--you know, like
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a reverse Diff'rent Strokes
or Webster--
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and then he's gonna want to
join forces with me, okay?
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It's pretty fucking simple,
all right?
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What if it doesn't work, huh?
What? What then?
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We're stuck with 49% of a dog
that we can't sell
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and crippling loans--
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literally,
because you borrowed money
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from actual villains
who will cripple us.
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I know what I'm doing!
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You're probably just
too hopped up
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on Dexatrims and Lean Cuisine
to fuckin' get it.
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Oh, God.
You know what?
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I thought we stopped having sex
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when I dumped your ass,
but somehow,
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you're still fucking me.
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Oh, that's what this is about?
Your hurt feelings, Dawn?
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Because I broke up with you?
Well, guess what.
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Go cry in a stall
or something, okay?
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This is a place of business.
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And I am the goddamn
head trader!
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Of my company.
It ain't called the Dawn Group.
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And it ain't called
the Mo Group.
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You named the place
the Jammer Group,
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like it's
a fucking record label,
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and nobody knows why!
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It doesn't matter why!
This is my place.
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I can do whatever I want.
I can name anything I want.
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Ah, watch this.
This chair is now named Sam.
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00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:32,509
Uh, the panther--
this is Karen.
248
00:07:32,592 --> 00:07:34,550
Your name is Tyrone.
249
00:07:34,634 --> 00:07:36,884
The door's name is Chris,
and Chris would like to know,
250
00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,134
are you in, or are you out?
251
00:07:38,218 --> 00:07:39,759
I'm out!
252
00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:41,425
Where you going, Tyrone?
253
00:07:41,509 --> 00:07:43,717
Don't you fucking call me
Tyrone again!
254
00:07:43,801 --> 00:07:46,926
Where you going, Tyrone?
255
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,634
Do not slam Chris.
256
00:07:48,717 --> 00:07:51,134
- Don't slam fucking Chris!
- [door slams]
257
00:07:51,218 --> 00:07:53,634
Come back here
and apologize to Chris!
258
00:07:53,717 --> 00:07:55,550
[scoffs] PMS--
happens every day
259
00:07:55,634 --> 00:07:57,009
with this one,
you know what I mean?
260
00:07:57,093 --> 00:07:58,717
Dawn, what are you doing?
261
00:07:58,801 --> 00:08:00,301
Nobody believes
this fucking act, Dawn.
262
00:08:00,384 --> 00:08:01,592
Stop it. You're not gonna quit.
263
00:08:01,675 --> 00:08:04,218
[tearfully] Mo...
264
00:08:04,301 --> 00:08:05,967
[calmly] Fuck you. I quit.
265
00:08:06,051 --> 00:08:07,842
- Uh--you're fired!
- [door slams]
266
00:08:07,926 --> 00:08:10,384
Shit. "Quit."
Y-you heard me, right?
267
00:08:10,467 --> 00:08:12,717
I fired her before she quit.
268
00:08:14,009 --> 00:08:15,842
What the fuck happened to you?
269
00:08:15,926 --> 00:08:19,801
Ooh, shit, the pit ate you
alive, son, Sarlacc style.
270
00:08:19,884 --> 00:08:22,176
- What'd you do, Keith?
- I pulled the "I'm fat" prank.
271
00:08:22,259 --> 00:08:24,134
Didn't realize Fred would get
so handsy, though.
272
00:08:24,218 --> 00:08:25,967
Oh, no, I couldn't find Fred,
but don't worry.
273
00:08:26,051 --> 00:08:28,009
- I filled the order.
- [both] What order?
274
00:08:28,093 --> 00:08:30,301
One M F.A.T.--
one million
275
00:08:30,425 --> 00:08:33,051
of Federal Allied Titanium,
right?
276
00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:34,926
- [Mo] Wayne. Wayne!
- [Wayne] Shit!
277
00:08:35,009 --> 00:08:36,634
We're in at four!
278
00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:39,425
Oh, fuck, the kid bought a dog
for four million!
279
00:08:39,509 --> 00:08:41,301
Four million? That...
280
00:08:42,884 --> 00:08:44,759
...tickles.
281
00:08:44,842 --> 00:08:45,759
This guy can't even
get pranked right.
282
00:08:45,842 --> 00:08:47,176
He's a fucking idiot.
283
00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:48,801
No, you're
a fucking idiot, Keith.
284
00:08:48,884 --> 00:08:50,009
- And you're fired.
- Oh, come on, boss.
285
00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:51,343
Oh, you want some
of this, too, Ronnie?
286
00:08:51,425 --> 00:08:52,425
Guess what.
You're fucking fired, too.
287
00:08:52,509 --> 00:08:54,343
Get your shit and get out.
288
00:08:54,425 --> 00:08:56,134
- But you were in my wedding.
- [Mo] Right, Brandt?
289
00:08:56,218 --> 00:08:57,675
Ain't called "show friends."
It's called "show business."
290
00:08:57,759 --> 00:08:59,176
Wait, we're not
in show business.
291
00:08:59,259 --> 00:09:01,051
You're not in
any business, Keith!
292
00:09:01,134 --> 00:09:03,051
Get the fuck out of here.
293
00:09:03,134 --> 00:09:05,759
Wayne, Yassir, dump
that F.A.T. ASAP.
294
00:09:05,842 --> 00:09:07,218
Blair, face-fuck the wall.
295
00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:09,009
- On it.
- [Mo] Hey, Brandt.
296
00:09:09,093 --> 00:09:11,675
Let's take this in the office.
What do you say?
297
00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,176
Anybody else embarrasses me
298
00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:14,634
in front of my fucking
movieographer,
299
00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:16,384
you're gonna be living
in Brooklyn.
300
00:09:16,467 --> 00:09:18,301
Fix this shit.
301
00:09:18,384 --> 00:09:19,675
[Yassir] Yeah, I've got quite
the opportunity for you.
302
00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:21,384
[Mo] Oh! What a morning.
303
00:09:21,467 --> 00:09:23,009
[door closes]
304
00:09:23,093 --> 00:09:26,051
[smooth music plays
on speakers]
305
00:09:26,134 --> 00:09:31,009
♪♪♪
306
00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:46,801
Can I help you find something?
307
00:09:46,884 --> 00:09:48,509
Uh, no, thank you. I'm fine.
308
00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:49,759
Can I help you find something?
309
00:09:49,842 --> 00:09:52,801
Uh, no, thank you.
I'm fine.
310
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:55,884
Ooh, Chanel Number Five.
311
00:09:55,967 --> 00:09:59,093
That's a lot better than
Jean Naté, am I right?
312
00:09:59,176 --> 00:10:03,301
[laughs] But $250?
313
00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:04,884
That's just crazy, girlfriend!
314
00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:11,009
[indistinct chatter]
315
00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,301
[sighs]
316
00:10:13,967 --> 00:10:15,634
Could you help me find
something?
317
00:10:15,717 --> 00:10:17,967
Motherfucker, really?
318
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,884
You see a name tag on my titty?
319
00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:24,093
I'm gonna find
whoever the fuck did this
320
00:10:24,176 --> 00:10:25,592
and shove more titanium
up their ass
321
00:10:25,675 --> 00:10:27,384
than RoboCop's boyfriend.
322
00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:28,675
Look, I'm sure this was just
a misunderstanding, okay?
323
00:10:28,759 --> 00:10:30,801
There he is.
324
00:10:30,884 --> 00:10:32,926
Oh, uh, you know what?
Let's deal with this upstairs.
325
00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:36,176
- Wait. What? Wait. What?
- Keith! What's up, queef?
326
00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:38,134
- You guys know each other?
- [laughs] Yeah!
327
00:10:38,218 --> 00:10:39,801
We used to share a desk
328
00:10:39,884 --> 00:10:41,801
till Keith quit
'cause he sucked. [laughs]
329
00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:43,550
[laughs stiffly]
330
00:10:43,634 --> 00:10:45,759
Anywho, turns out that
Federal Allied Titanium order
331
00:10:45,842 --> 00:10:48,675
was a prank, so, uh,
I'm gonna have to insist
332
00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,009
that you take the shares.
333
00:10:50,093 --> 00:10:51,384
- I-it's only right.
- Done.
334
00:10:51,467 --> 00:10:54,134
- [laughs]
- For your algorithm.
335
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:55,884
You give me that,
and I'll take all the shares
336
00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,301
at three-point-five.
337
00:10:58,384 --> 00:11:00,384
Ooh, F.A.T. is tankin'.
338
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,550
Somebody must've shorted it
339
00:11:02,634 --> 00:11:05,884
when they found out you were
have a million-share fire sale.
340
00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:07,592
But that's insider trading.
341
00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:10,009
Down here we just call it
"trading." Is he for real?
342
00:11:10,093 --> 00:11:11,592
Just take
the fucking shares, Tyler.
343
00:11:11,675 --> 00:11:12,884
- Come on.
- Or what?
344
00:11:12,967 --> 00:11:15,176
There'll be hell "toupee"?
345
00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,759
Kid, give him
the fucking algorithm.
346
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,301
- [Keith] Let's go.
- I can't. I'm sorry.
347
00:11:18,384 --> 00:11:19,509
There's got to be another
way to get your job back.
348
00:11:19,592 --> 00:11:21,093
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
349
00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:24,343
Keithleen got fired over this?
[laughing]
350
00:11:24,425 --> 00:11:25,967
I didn't even know
that this day could get
351
00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:27,592
any fucking better!
352
00:11:27,675 --> 00:11:30,259
God damn, this is cool,
like a McDLT.
353
00:11:30,343 --> 00:11:32,259
[grunts]
354
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,218
♪ synth music ♪
355
00:11:35,301 --> 00:11:36,759
[Yassir] I mean,
you could call it
356
00:11:36,842 --> 00:11:38,509
a dog-shit stock,
357
00:11:38,592 --> 00:11:40,259
or I could call your wife,
tell her all about that trip
358
00:11:40,343 --> 00:11:42,425
you and your nanny took
to sunny Bora-bortion.
359
00:11:42,509 --> 00:11:44,259
- You remember that?
- Three and an eighth?
360
00:11:44,343 --> 00:11:46,009
Come on, man, this isn't
Let's Make a Deal.
361
00:11:46,093 --> 00:11:47,634
I'm not Monty Hall.
We're not being filmed
362
00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,301
in front of a live
studio audien--
363
00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:51,176
No, no, I get
that you get that.
364
00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:52,759
Maybe then you should've
thought of that
365
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,218
before your adventures
in babysitters!
366
00:11:54,301 --> 00:11:56,842
- We're down six figs.
- How did this happen?
367
00:11:56,926 --> 00:12:00,051
Well, we were down five figs,
and then we lost more figs.
368
00:12:00,134 --> 00:12:01,343
[Yassir] Word is out.
The whole floor's short.
369
00:12:01,425 --> 00:12:03,134
We're gonna lose
the entire four mil
370
00:12:03,218 --> 00:12:04,467
if we keep trying to unload
it piece by piece.
371
00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,134
Look, our only hope
is to dump it
372
00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:08,134
into one of our big clients'
accounts all at once.
373
00:12:08,218 --> 00:12:11,384
But Dawn is the only one
with accounts that big.
374
00:12:11,467 --> 00:12:13,634
Fuck! We're gonna have
to tell Mo right now.
375
00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:15,134
But if we do it in front
of Hollywood Square,
376
00:12:15,218 --> 00:12:16,634
our asses are grass.
377
00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:18,801
Check it out.
378
00:12:18,884 --> 00:12:21,634
♪ tense synth music ♪
379
00:12:21,717 --> 00:12:23,842
Let me tell you about the time
I got into a bidding war
380
00:12:23,926 --> 00:12:26,384
with Emilio Estevez
over a Basqui-yacht,
381
00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,675
which is a yacht
entirely muralized
382
00:12:28,759 --> 00:12:30,425
by Jean-Michel.
How about that?
383
00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:31,550
- [knock at door]
- Emilio Estevez.
384
00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:32,675
That's a great idea for Blair.
385
00:12:32,759 --> 00:12:34,467
- Hey, boss!
- What?
386
00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,801
Um, remember how you told us
that everything you learned
387
00:12:36,884 --> 00:12:39,467
about trading, you learned
from Run-D.M.C.?
388
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:43,051
Well, they just released a new
cassingle, and let me tell you,
389
00:12:43,134 --> 00:12:44,634
I think it would be
the perfect song
390
00:12:44,717 --> 00:12:46,218
for your movie soundtrack.
391
00:12:46,301 --> 00:12:47,759
Yassir, you are really
fucking trying me.
392
00:12:47,842 --> 00:12:48,884
You got to hear it right now.
393
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:52,134
[indistinct chatter]
394
00:12:53,425 --> 00:12:56,301
[telephones ringing]
395
00:12:57,926 --> 00:13:01,051
[snapping fingers]
396
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:08,343
Oh, y-yeah, yeah, yeah.
[stammering] That's fresh.
397
00:13:08,425 --> 00:13:10,051
- Can I hear it?
- No, but tell you what--
398
00:13:10,134 --> 00:13:11,717
why don't we take a little five
to cool off?
399
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:13,218
And we're gonna get right back
in perfect harmony,
400
00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:14,926
like Ebony and Ivan Reitman.
401
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:17,675
[door closes]
402
00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:21,675
[laughing]
A million shares?
403
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,259
Classic!
I quit my job an hour ago,
404
00:13:24,343 --> 00:13:25,801
and you already need me
to get you out of some shit.
405
00:13:25,884 --> 00:13:28,134
No. "Need"?
I did not say the N word.
406
00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:30,176
And by the way, I fired you.
407
00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:31,926
- I quit. I quit. No--
- Yeah, run it back, Dawn, I--
408
00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:33,343
- Is there a problem here?
- Can I help you find
409
00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:34,509
- something?
- Yeah, there is a problem.
410
00:13:34,592 --> 00:13:36,176
This one always loses her shit,
411
00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:38,134
and then we make up
in about a day.
412
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,343
But we don't have a day, Dawn,
so here's what we're gonna do.
413
00:13:40,425 --> 00:13:41,343
Give me one of each
of these skorts
414
00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:43,134
- in a size four.
- Two.
415
00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,884
Then give me that whole wall
of pumps in a six,
416
00:13:44,967 --> 00:13:46,301
and you still fuck
with pantsuits, Dawn?
417
00:13:46,384 --> 00:13:47,926
- Yeah, I love them.
- Basically everything
418
00:13:48,009 --> 00:13:49,218
in my field of vision
so that we can get
419
00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:52,467
this wonderful woman
back to work.
420
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:54,550
- Bullshit.
- Oh, no, no, no.
421
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,051
I insist. I insist.
422
00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:58,343
- [gasps] Okay.
- Great.
423
00:13:58,425 --> 00:14:00,425
Consider it my apology.
424
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:04,134
For what?
425
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,675
For--that you're mad, okay?
426
00:14:05,759 --> 00:14:07,343
I'm not mad.
427
00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:08,717
Tired.
428
00:14:08,801 --> 00:14:10,343
I'm tired
of the roller coaster.
429
00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:11,926
Get the fuck out of here.
430
00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:13,801
You get off
on that roller coaster...
431
00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:15,717
like that time we got off
on that roller coaster.
432
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:16,884
No, you got off
on that roller coaster.
433
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:18,759
I was just screaming
434
00:14:18,842 --> 00:14:20,550
'cause that guy in front of us
got hit by the fucking bird.
435
00:14:20,634 --> 00:14:23,343
- Uh-huh, yeah, right.
- You don't get it, Mo.
436
00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:24,801
Wall Street is
not the roller coaster.
437
00:14:24,884 --> 00:14:27,343
You are, and I'm tired
of hanging off the back.
438
00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:29,759
I didn't hate your Blair plan.
439
00:14:29,842 --> 00:14:32,134
I hated that
you didn't tell me!
440
00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:34,759
Look, I can call my guy,
Kurt Covington, right now
441
00:14:34,842 --> 00:14:37,259
and stash all that fat
right in his family trust.
442
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,176
- Yes.
- All you got to do
443
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,218
is give me the piece of the
Jammer Group that I deserve.
444
00:14:41,301 --> 00:14:43,425
[scoffs] This shit again?
445
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:44,717
Mo, make me your partner.
446
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,634
- [laughs]
- Or I got to go.
447
00:14:46,717 --> 00:14:48,301
Where are you gonna go?
Let me tell you something.
448
00:14:48,384 --> 00:14:50,717
All your white-boy
private-school friends,
449
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:52,009
they will summer with you.
450
00:14:52,093 --> 00:14:53,425
Yeah, they'll fuck you,
451
00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:55,176
but they are not gonna
hire you.
452
00:14:55,259 --> 00:14:57,425
All I want is a piece
of what we built--
453
00:14:57,509 --> 00:15:00,343
for all the sacrifices,
all--all the abuse,
454
00:15:00,425 --> 00:15:02,051
all the times I got
called "Hot Coffee"
455
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,134
or was told to get coffee
456
00:15:04,218 --> 00:15:05,926
or asked if I wanted cream
in my coffee,
457
00:15:06,009 --> 00:15:07,717
which is fucking gross.
458
00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:10,176
- [sighs]
- You need me, Mo.
459
00:15:10,259 --> 00:15:12,509
- Mm.
- It's okay to say it.
460
00:15:14,259 --> 00:15:15,176
Say it.
461
00:15:17,842 --> 00:15:20,093
[scoffs]
462
00:15:20,176 --> 00:15:22,675
- [lighter clicks]
- Say it.
463
00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:25,384
When have you ever seen me
give anybody anything?
464
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,176
No, baby,
it don't work like that.
465
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,926
You want something from Mo,
466
00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:31,801
you're gonna have
to fucking take it.
467
00:15:31,884 --> 00:15:35,384
[indistinct chatter]
468
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,343
Isn't it time
for your dramatic exit?
469
00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:39,259
Yeah, it's a perfect exit line,
and I should've gone,
470
00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:41,343
but the chick has
my fucking Amex.
471
00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:45,218
[indistinct chatter]
472
00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:47,550
- Dawn.
- [footsteps departing]
473
00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:51,009
So I'm gonna see you
back at the office or what?
474
00:15:54,134 --> 00:15:56,717
So are you guys
in a band or something?
475
00:16:02,926 --> 00:16:04,051
You're not gonna find it.
476
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:06,093
Then just give it to me, okay?
477
00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:07,301
What, you think this
is why you were hired?
478
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,634
'Cause of your algorithm?
479
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,550
It doesn't even fucking work,
okay?
480
00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,134
You lost everything faster
than my bubbe on Kristallnacht.
481
00:16:12,218 --> 00:16:13,343
Yeah, that's the point.
482
00:16:13,425 --> 00:16:15,051
You saw what it lost
in an hour.
483
00:16:15,134 --> 00:16:16,259
I-I'm working on it,
484
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,218
but if I give Ty that version,
485
00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:19,634
it could crash
their whole infrastructure.
486
00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,509
- So?
- "So"?
487
00:16:21,592 --> 00:16:23,259
That's unethical.
488
00:16:23,343 --> 00:16:25,301
But I guess the guy
making Holocaust jokes
489
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:26,343
maybe wouldn't understand that.
490
00:16:26,425 --> 00:16:27,759
Congratulations
on your ethics,
491
00:16:27,842 --> 00:16:30,592
'cause you just
Holo-cost me my job.
492
00:16:32,134 --> 00:16:36,717
I'm sorry, okay?
I really am.
493
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:38,884
Do you want to know
why I really quit my job?
494
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:40,967
'Cause Ty found out
that I cheated on my wife,
495
00:16:41,051 --> 00:16:42,801
and he blackmailed me.
496
00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:44,550
Now, before you judge me,
marriage is a marathon.
497
00:16:44,634 --> 00:16:46,301
You'll see, all right?
498
00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:47,801
Shera and I were going
through a rough patch,
499
00:16:47,884 --> 00:16:49,842
and I met this chick--
she was a total fox--
500
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,509
Justine Bateman body,
Jason Bateman personality.
501
00:16:52,592 --> 00:16:55,384
But it was the biggest
mistake of my life.
502
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:56,842
Family Ties
in more ways than one.
503
00:16:56,926 --> 00:16:59,675
- [chuckles]
- Really, guy?
504
00:16:59,759 --> 00:17:01,301
That's your fucking closer
after blowing up my life?
505
00:17:01,384 --> 00:17:03,384
Thank you.
Thank you.
506
00:17:06,384 --> 00:17:07,467
Uh--
507
00:17:10,801 --> 00:17:13,259
[sighs]
508
00:17:13,343 --> 00:17:15,425
- Where are you going?
- Home.
509
00:17:15,509 --> 00:17:17,425
You know, the bullshit's
better in LA.
510
00:17:17,509 --> 00:17:19,134
- Maybe it's the water.
- [scoffs]
511
00:17:19,218 --> 00:17:20,884
Okay, but you're gonna miss
a master of the universe
512
00:17:20,967 --> 00:17:22,675
working his magic.
513
00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:25,009
Yep, that pretty much sums up
my whole trip.
514
00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:27,009
- [knocks] Hey! [laughs]
- There he is.
515
00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:29,301
Kurt, you flirt.
Get in here, my man.
516
00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:30,759
- How's the jizz biz, kid?
- Well--
517
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,259
Hey, you got carpal tunnel yet
518
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:33,550
from jerking off
all those horses?
519
00:17:33,634 --> 00:17:35,301
Well, it's called stud farming,
and, you know,
520
00:17:35,384 --> 00:17:36,759
I don't--I don't personally
masturbate the horses.
521
00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:38,343
Ah! Tell it to the judge.
522
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,134
Hey, Kurt Covington,
meet Brandt.
523
00:17:40,218 --> 00:17:41,759
Brandt is writing
a movie about my life.
524
00:17:41,842 --> 00:17:43,301
- No big whoop.
- Wow.
525
00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:44,134
Uh, we're still
in early development.
526
00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:45,384
It's gonna get done.
527
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,926
You know,
I was pretty surprised
528
00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:48,509
to get a little audience
with the king here.
529
00:17:48,592 --> 00:17:50,759
Usually Dawn handles all my--
530
00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:51,926
Yeah, I don't usually meet
with clients anymore,
531
00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:53,509
but I got to tell you Kurt,
532
00:17:53,592 --> 00:17:54,634
when this titanium deal
crossed my desk,
533
00:17:54,717 --> 00:17:56,425
you crossed my mind.
534
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,926
But with the volatility
of the dollar,
535
00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,884
we need to get
into this thing--
536
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,592
Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Come on, Mo, I'm in, all right?
537
00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,259
[laughs]
As long as Dawn says it's okay.
538
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,176
She's been my financial adviser
539
00:18:05,259 --> 00:18:07,051
since I almost lost my lunch
money to a claw machine
540
00:18:07,134 --> 00:18:08,176
back in, like, the fifth grade.
541
00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,425
[both laugh]
542
00:18:10,509 --> 00:18:12,134
You didn't just say
a claw machine, did you?
543
00:18:12,218 --> 00:18:13,051
- [laughing] Yeah.
- God.
544
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,550
Brandt, write this down.
545
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:16,009
[laughs] Okay, you know what?
546
00:18:16,093 --> 00:18:17,550
Let's give Dawn
a call right now.
547
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,801
Okay.
548
00:18:19,884 --> 00:18:22,425
[clears throat]
549
00:18:22,509 --> 00:18:24,218
Hey, Dawny.
Yeah, it's Mo.
550
00:18:24,301 --> 00:18:26,218
Uh, listen, I got Kurt in
the office he--Want to say hi?
551
00:18:26,301 --> 00:18:28,009
- Hey. Hey, Dawn.
- Hey, Dawn, that's Kurt.
552
00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:29,759
So, yeah, we're looking
at this titanium deal,
553
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,301
which I know
that you love for him.
554
00:18:31,384 --> 00:18:32,926
I mean, hell, it was your idea.
555
00:18:33,009 --> 00:18:35,425
So, uh, that bell is, uh,
gonna ring anytime now.
556
00:18:35,509 --> 00:18:38,218
Yeah? Close this up?
557
00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:41,467
...is what I expect you to say
when you get this message.
558
00:18:41,550 --> 00:18:43,425
- Obviously leaving a message.
- Oh.
559
00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:44,884
Oh, that was--
oh, me, okay.
560
00:18:44,967 --> 00:18:46,343
You started without me, I see.
561
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,967
We're actually almost done.
562
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,301
We just need you to break out
that old rubber stamp.
563
00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,093
[Dawn] Ah, I wish.
564
00:18:51,176 --> 00:18:52,592
[chuckles] I was late because
I was chained to my desk
565
00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,218
running the numbers,
and, uh, Mo, you know,
566
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,550
as your trusted employee,
567
00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:59,218
sadly, I-I do not recommend.
568
00:18:59,301 --> 00:19:01,218
Ah, well, that's life
in the big city, right?
569
00:19:01,301 --> 00:19:02,550
- Yeah.
- Hey, you know what?
570
00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:05,425
Let's t-take a second.
Just, um...
571
00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,801
I got an idea--
why don't we step outside,
572
00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:09,343
run these numbers again,
573
00:19:09,425 --> 00:19:10,675
make sure that
our deal doesn't work?
574
00:19:10,759 --> 00:19:12,259
I'm sorry, what'd you say Mo?
575
00:19:12,343 --> 00:19:13,467
What'd you say, baby?
576
00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:15,009
Run the numbers again,
577
00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:16,550
make sure that
our deal doesn't work.
578
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,009
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, yeah.
579
00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:20,093
Let's do that.
580
00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:22,592
Thirty percent,
name on the door, valet spot.
581
00:19:22,675 --> 00:19:25,009
Zero percent,
your name on a tag
582
00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:26,634
that you wear on a uniform
583
00:19:26,717 --> 00:19:29,550
when you are valet parking
my car in hell.
584
00:19:29,634 --> 00:19:31,051
- Okay.
- Okay, wait--
585
00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:32,967
[mumbling]
586
00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:34,509
I'll double your bonus, Dawn,
587
00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:35,550
but don't get fucking
greedy on me.
588
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:36,842
Don't talk to me about greed.
589
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,884
Greed is--good Lord!
590
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:42,218
Are you trying to hide
behind a lamp?
591
00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:43,425
- No--
- Really?
592
00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:44,675
Uh, can you just keep going?
593
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:47,176
This is exactly
the shit I need.
594
00:19:47,259 --> 00:19:49,801
And this is exactly the shit
that I don't need ever again!
595
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,801
Okay, hold it, Dawn.
Hold it.
596
00:19:52,884 --> 00:19:56,467
Five percent, no name,
parking spot, but on G4--
597
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,425
you know, the one that smells
like post-game Detlef Schrempf.
598
00:19:58,509 --> 00:19:59,759
- Twenty-five percent...
- [scoffs]
599
00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:01,967
...name,
slightly smaller font, G2.
600
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,259
And what's a Detlef Schrempf?
601
00:20:03,343 --> 00:20:05,218
Oh, you know what?
602
00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:08,093
Excuse me, Dawn.
No deal.
603
00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:10,218
- Kurt.
- Kurt.
604
00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:12,093
Unfortunately, you know,
we were talking,
605
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:14,301
and we don't think the F.A.T.
is right for your portfolio.
606
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:16,259
- Dawn's right.
- I am?
607
00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:18,009
- I am.
- Yeah.
608
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,634
Y-y-you're the best analyst
on the street,
609
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:21,051
and if you say you've been
chained to your desk
610
00:20:21,134 --> 00:20:22,717
working every angle,
then I trust you.
611
00:20:22,801 --> 00:20:24,343
Ah, workaholic.
612
00:20:24,425 --> 00:20:25,634
I didn't even take lunch.
I'm starving.
613
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:27,343
[laughter]
614
00:20:27,425 --> 00:20:28,093
- [knock at door]
- Come in.
615
00:20:28,176 --> 00:20:29,592
[door opens]
616
00:20:29,675 --> 00:20:31,717
Quite a shopping spree
today, ma'am.
617
00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:34,926
So we wanted to hand-deliver
these personally.
618
00:20:35,009 --> 00:20:38,093
Huh. Wait a minute, you bought
all that stuff today?
619
00:20:38,176 --> 00:20:40,093
- Well, uh--
- I'm so confused.
620
00:20:40,176 --> 00:20:42,134
I mean, if you were
out there shopping,
621
00:20:42,218 --> 00:20:44,051
when did you have time
to crunch those numbers?
622
00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:45,926
The fundamentals
must have improved
623
00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:48,009
when you were out there
buying skorts and pantsuits
624
00:20:48,093 --> 00:20:49,884
- or whatever the fuck that is.
- Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no--
625
00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:51,467
What do you say, Kurt?
Let's do this thing.
626
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,675
15 minutes to close, buddy.
627
00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:54,093
You know, in my business,
628
00:20:54,176 --> 00:20:57,134
this is what we call
a sticky situation.
629
00:20:57,218 --> 00:21:00,884
All right, 15 percent, name on
the letterhead, G3 or below.
630
00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:02,801
Ten percent, no name,
631
00:21:02,884 --> 00:21:04,967
G-O fuck yourself.
632
00:21:06,259 --> 00:21:08,384
- [car horns honking]
- Ty, don't you remember
633
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:12,009
when you used to be me--
uncorrupted?
634
00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:13,717
It's not too late for you to--
635
00:21:13,801 --> 00:21:17,550
to change and make
the new you me,
636
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:19,550
which--which is really
the old you.
637
00:21:19,634 --> 00:21:21,550
So, in a way,
you're not changing
638
00:21:21,634 --> 00:21:23,301
by changing back
into who we are.
639
00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:25,093
[brokers shouting]
640
00:21:25,176 --> 00:21:29,009
Just take the shares, Ty.
Do the right thing.
641
00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:30,717
[shouting continues]
642
00:21:30,801 --> 00:21:35,301
[laughing hysterically]
643
00:21:35,384 --> 00:21:37,550
Oh! [laughs]
644
00:21:37,634 --> 00:21:41,467
Let me "do the right thing."
[laughs]
645
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:45,467
You cost a man his job today
for the second time.
646
00:21:45,550 --> 00:21:47,675
Oh, he told you
about that, huh?
647
00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:49,717
Yeah, yeah.
How do you sleep at night?
648
00:21:49,801 --> 00:21:51,884
It actually is difficult,
because, you see,
649
00:21:51,967 --> 00:21:53,759
every time I close my eyes,
650
00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:56,093
I see Keith
in the supply closet
651
00:21:56,176 --> 00:21:59,134
chowing down on
the Sparkletts delivery guy.
652
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:01,550
Told you--Keith quit
'cause he sucked.
653
00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:04,425
Are you saying
that Keith is a...homo?
654
00:22:04,509 --> 00:22:06,675
Oh, I thought he told you
about the affair.
655
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,218
Whoopsie, did I let the cat
out of the fag bag?
656
00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:11,550
Who cares?
Fucking fairies, right?
657
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,384
[shouting continues]
658
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,384
Up top, Care Blair.
659
00:22:16,467 --> 00:22:18,425
[shouting continues]
660
00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:20,134
[laughs]
661
00:22:20,218 --> 00:22:21,967
You know what?
662
00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:25,176
Here's your algorithm.
You deserve it, Ty.
663
00:22:25,259 --> 00:22:27,301
[chuckles]
664
00:22:27,384 --> 00:22:30,218
Pleasure doing business
with you, Retardo Montalban.
665
00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:31,218
[smooches]
666
00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:33,926
[humming happily]
667
00:22:34,009 --> 00:22:36,009
Look, even if I would go
15 percent--which I won't--
668
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,675
how are we gonna get him
to take the deal now?
669
00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:39,009
We both look
like fucking idiots.
670
00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:40,425
You can do what I always do.
671
00:22:40,509 --> 00:22:41,926
Kurt--
he didn't come from money.
672
00:22:42,009 --> 00:22:43,884
He married it, so when
I need him to buy something,
673
00:22:43,967 --> 00:22:46,134
I just suggest
that we call his wife, Sandra,
674
00:22:46,218 --> 00:22:47,425
and we see what she thinks.
675
00:22:47,509 --> 00:22:49,550
Of course he refuses.
676
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,759
God forbid it ever looks like
you guys need a woman's help.
677
00:22:51,842 --> 00:22:54,301
Come on, Mo,
just give me my 15 percent,
678
00:22:54,384 --> 00:22:56,009
and I can go in there,
and I can close this.
679
00:22:56,093 --> 00:22:57,967
Nah, but thanks for the tip.
680
00:22:59,218 --> 00:23:01,634
Watch this.
681
00:23:01,717 --> 00:23:03,259
Kurt. [sighs]
682
00:23:03,343 --> 00:23:04,759
Sorry, we just can't seem
to get on the same page.
683
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,509
Here's what I think
we need to do.
684
00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:08,343
- [door closes]
- Let's give Sandra a call.
685
00:23:08,425 --> 00:23:09,509
Right? I mean,
she's gonna have to sign off
686
00:23:09,592 --> 00:23:11,218
on this deal anyway,
687
00:23:11,301 --> 00:23:13,134
and I think she's really gonna
be fired up about it.
688
00:23:13,218 --> 00:23:14,634
And if I know old Sandy,
she's still gonna be fired up
689
00:23:14,717 --> 00:23:16,051
by the time you get home,
if you know what I mean.
690
00:23:16,134 --> 00:23:17,467
My wife is dead.
691
00:23:24,759 --> 00:23:27,801
- [telephone rings]
- [quietly] I'm gonna get that.
692
00:23:27,884 --> 00:23:29,717
[telephone receiver clatters]
693
00:23:29,801 --> 00:23:31,259
- Yeah?
- [Blair] I did it.
694
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,884
I got Morgan to buy
those F.A.T. shares.
695
00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:34,675
- No shit.
- [Blair] Well, actually,
696
00:23:34,759 --> 00:23:38,467
Keith and I got MoStan
to buy the F.A.T. shares.
697
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:40,592
And I got a ton of that
real-world experience
698
00:23:40,675 --> 00:23:42,093
you were talking about.
699
00:23:42,176 --> 00:23:43,967
It is tricky.
700
00:23:44,051 --> 00:23:47,759
- Right, Mo?
- [chuckles]
701
00:23:47,842 --> 00:23:49,717
- Mo?
- [telephone receiver clatters]
702
00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:54,675
Hey, so, um, where were we?
703
00:23:54,759 --> 00:23:55,717
Uh, you were just intimating
704
00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:57,842
that I should make love
to my wife,
705
00:23:57,926 --> 00:24:00,134
who exploded three years ago.
706
00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:02,425
- Dawn, what am I doing here?
- Mo, what are we doing here?
707
00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:04,176
Six minutes to the close.
708
00:24:04,259 --> 00:24:06,343
If we're not gonna do
this deal, I got to go.
709
00:24:06,425 --> 00:24:07,717
[Mo] For real?
710
00:24:11,093 --> 00:24:13,051
For real.
711
00:24:18,884 --> 00:24:20,717
Listen, Kurt,
my condolences, okay?
712
00:24:20,801 --> 00:24:24,259
[Mo] I am not a people person.
In fact, I hate them.
713
00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:26,467
But numbers...
714
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,675
I hate them shits, too.
715
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:31,301
But do you know
who's really good at both?
716
00:24:31,384 --> 00:24:34,842
My partner Dawn.
717
00:24:34,926 --> 00:24:38,134
Why else do you think she's got
15 percent of my company?
718
00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:41,176
♪ dramatic music ♪
719
00:24:41,259 --> 00:24:45,550
♪♪♪
720
00:24:45,634 --> 00:24:47,592
Whatever you two decide.
721
00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:52,301
♪♪♪
722
00:24:52,384 --> 00:24:55,509
[sighs] Ah...
723
00:24:55,592 --> 00:24:58,134
yep.
724
00:24:58,218 --> 00:25:01,467
[chuckles breathlessly]
Kurt, let's, uh--
725
00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:03,550
- let's do this thing, okay?
- Okay.
726
00:25:03,634 --> 00:25:06,176
♪♪♪
727
00:25:06,259 --> 00:25:08,343
[sirens wailing
in the distance]
728
00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:10,218
[footsteps approaching]
729
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,675
[laughs]
730
00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:13,842
Voilà.
731
00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,675
So I guess you do need me.
732
00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:19,343
Nah.
Guys made a mess.
733
00:25:19,425 --> 00:25:21,592
You had a mop. That's it.
734
00:25:21,675 --> 00:25:24,259
Dumb luck.
And I'll tell you something--
735
00:25:24,343 --> 00:25:26,259
you fucked up, Dawn,
'cause I would've gone to 20.
736
00:25:26,343 --> 00:25:28,509
Yeah?
737
00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:31,134
You fucked up,
'cause I'd have took ten.
738
00:25:33,259 --> 00:25:35,592
[footsteps departing]
739
00:25:35,675 --> 00:25:37,343
[car horn honks
in the distance]
740
00:25:37,425 --> 00:25:39,801
[sighs] Well, that didn't end
how I expected.
741
00:25:39,884 --> 00:25:41,967
- Yeah.
- [laughs] I guess, uh,
742
00:25:42,051 --> 00:25:44,343
Dawn's pretty good at being
one step ahead herself.
743
00:25:44,425 --> 00:25:46,842
Eh, not exactly.
744
00:25:46,926 --> 00:25:49,343
Anyway, what do you think?
We got a movie here or what?
745
00:25:49,425 --> 00:25:51,051
- Yes! I love it.
- Great.
746
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:52,967
I mean, it's just like I said,
you know?
747
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,425
It's the story
of this black underdog
748
00:25:55,509 --> 00:25:57,967
just trying to break
into that boys' club.
749
00:25:58,051 --> 00:26:00,093
It's gonna be one hell
of a movie about Wall Street.
750
00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:01,467
- You're goddamn right it is.
- Yeah, yeah.
751
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:04,592
Just not for me and Oliver.
752
00:26:04,675 --> 00:26:06,134
- What?
- We're not gonna do it.
753
00:26:06,218 --> 00:26:07,842
But I-I'll--I'll tell you
what I'm gonna do.
754
00:26:07,926 --> 00:26:09,509
I'm gonna take
all those notes I was taking,
755
00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:11,425
hand them over
to my buddy Mike Nichols,
756
00:26:11,509 --> 00:26:13,176
'cause he's also doing a movie
about Wall Street.
757
00:26:13,259 --> 00:26:14,634
Oh!
758
00:26:14,717 --> 00:26:16,343
Yeah, it's called
Working Girl.
759
00:26:16,425 --> 00:26:18,218
Don't worry--
I'm gonna make him promise me
760
00:26:18,301 --> 00:26:19,675
that he's not gonna whitewash
Dawn's story either, okay?
761
00:26:19,759 --> 00:26:21,301
Dawn's story?
[stammers]
762
00:26:21,384 --> 00:26:23,093
You're seeing this whole
fucking thing wrong, okay?
763
00:26:23,176 --> 00:26:25,509
She didn't win.
I won.
764
00:26:25,592 --> 00:26:28,134
The guys got rid of the shares.
I didn't have to give her shit.
765
00:26:28,218 --> 00:26:30,509
I just did that...
you know, 'cause...
766
00:26:30,592 --> 00:26:32,384
What, 'cause you actually
need her,
767
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:33,967
but you can't admit it?
768
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,009
Okay.
769
00:26:36,093 --> 00:26:37,759
But isn't that the kind
of fucking tortured-hero shit
770
00:26:37,842 --> 00:26:39,634
that you guys jack off to?
771
00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:41,384
No.
772
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:44,467
No, that's just, uh...
773
00:26:44,550 --> 00:26:47,467
[inhales deeply]
...sad.
774
00:26:49,134 --> 00:26:51,467
♪ We're coming to the edge ♪
775
00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:54,343
♪ Running on the water... ♪
776
00:26:54,425 --> 00:26:55,842
Hey, Brandt?
777
00:26:55,926 --> 00:26:57,759
Fuck off!
778
00:26:57,842 --> 00:27:00,009
♪ Carly Simon's
"Let the River Run" ♪
779
00:27:00,093 --> 00:27:04,926
♪ Let the river run ♪
780
00:27:05,009 --> 00:27:08,634
♪ Let all the dreamers ♪
781
00:27:08,717 --> 00:27:12,509
♪ Wake the nation ♪
782
00:27:12,592 --> 00:27:15,301
♪ Come ♪
783
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:20,343
♪ The New Jerusalem ♪
784
00:27:20,425 --> 00:27:22,343
♪ uplifting music ♪
785
00:27:22,425 --> 00:27:24,801
♪♪♪
786
00:27:24,884 --> 00:27:28,717
♪ Silver cities rise ♪
787
00:27:28,801 --> 00:27:31,967
♪ The morning lights ♪
788
00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:34,967
♪ The streets that meet them ♪
789
00:27:35,051 --> 00:27:38,926
♪ And sirens
call them on ♪
790
00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:40,176
♪ With-- ♪
791
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,550
[cheers and applause on TV]
792
00:27:42,634 --> 00:27:43,967
[Reagan] And I promise,
I'll get to that
793
00:27:44,051 --> 00:27:46,592
in just a few moments.
794
00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:48,675
And believe me, as a farmer,
I intend...
795
00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:51,009
♪ With a song ♪
796
00:27:51,093 --> 00:27:53,467
[Reagan] Hay down here where
the goats can get at it.
797
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:54,884
[chuckles]
798
00:27:54,967 --> 00:27:59,259
♪ It's asking for the taking ♪
799
00:27:59,343 --> 00:28:02,592
♪ Trembling, shaking... ♪
800
00:28:02,675 --> 00:28:05,550
- Hello, Doctor.
- Hello, nurse.
801
00:28:05,634 --> 00:28:06,842
[laughs]
802
00:28:06,926 --> 00:28:09,550
♪ My heart is aching ♪
803
00:28:09,634 --> 00:28:12,550
♪ We're coming to the edge,
running on the water ♪
804
00:28:12,634 --> 00:28:14,634
♪ Coming through the fog,
your sons and-- ♪
805
00:28:14,717 --> 00:28:16,218
- [tape whirs]
- [Yassir] Hey, boss.
806
00:28:16,301 --> 00:28:17,425
Didn't want to hit you
with this
807
00:28:17,509 --> 00:28:19,259
in front of Joe Hollywood,
808
00:28:19,343 --> 00:28:21,176
but we are bleeding money
by the second,
809
00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:22,926
and Dawn's clients are the
only ones that can stop it.
810
00:28:23,009 --> 00:28:23,926
[Wayne] Sorry,
we know you and Dawn
811
00:28:24,009 --> 00:28:25,675
have a whole Moonlighting
812
00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:27,343
will-they, won't-they
sexual tension--
813
00:28:27,425 --> 00:28:29,425
or I guess it's more
of a "are they still?"
814
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:31,218
I mean, everyone assumes yes,
sexual intercourse.
815
00:28:31,301 --> 00:28:33,717
[Yassir] Jesus, Wayne.
Point is, we need her.
816
00:28:33,801 --> 00:28:35,759
- ♪ Taking... ♪
- Wait.
817
00:28:35,842 --> 00:28:37,550
You and Mo?
818
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:38,842
♪ The sky is the color
of blue ♪
819
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,550
♪ You've never even seen ♪
820
00:28:40,634 --> 00:28:42,884
♪ In the eyes of your lover ♪
821
00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:46,259
♪ Oh, my heart is aching ♪
822
00:28:46,343 --> 00:28:49,425
♪ We're coming to the edge,
running on the water ♪
823
00:28:49,509 --> 00:28:52,384
♪ Coming through the fog,
your sons and daughters ♪
824
00:28:52,467 --> 00:28:55,343
♪ guitar solo ♪
825
00:28:55,425 --> 00:29:00,343
♪♪♪
826
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:18,176
♪ It's asking for the taking ♪
827
00:29:18,226 --> 00:29:22,776
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