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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,868 --> 00:00:03,202 Hard today to imagine a world without 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:06,805 smartphones or jet planes or... 3 00:00:06,874 --> 00:00:08,507 fidget spinners. 4 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:11,276 Yet the change and innovation at the turn of the last century 5 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:14,213 set the stage for the marvels of the modern era. 6 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:16,482 One of the most important technological achievements 7 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,651 of the early 1900s was the Panama Canal, 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,755 whose construction was driven by the peerless will of 9 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,623 President Theodore Roosevelt. 10 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,925 I shall build a spectacular waterway 11 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,994 through impenetrable mountains and jungle! 12 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:34,566 We shall join two great oceans into one! 13 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:38,203 A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. 14 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,204 (Adam) Ooh! 15 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:40,472 I love palindromes! 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,640 Who said that? 17 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,609 Madam, I'm Adam! 18 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,710 (sighing) 19 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,145 Yes, I remember you. 20 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:47,613 Please don't call me "madam." 21 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,281 Sorry, I stand corrected! 22 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,216 And speaking of corrections... 23 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,351 (groaning) 24 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:54,319 The real story of the Panama Canal 25 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,588 is way more complicated and messed up 26 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,457 than this reversible rhyme! 27 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,259 I'd say I'm surprised but... 28 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,260 You're not! 29 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:02,594 Because I'm Adam Conover 30 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:06,632 and this is "Reanimated History"! 31 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,101 Closed Captions Provided by truTV 32 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,102 (screaming) 33 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,104 (neighing) 34 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,740 ? 35 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,944 ? 36 00:01:19,013 --> 00:01:21,814 (narrator) By building the Panama Canal, Teddy Roosevelt connected 37 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,782 the two greatest oceans on the globe 38 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:26,652 and set the stage for a century of progress and commerce. 39 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,455 (gasping) 40 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:31,757 Sorry, but it's not that simple at all. 41 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,859 The true story of the Panama Canal 42 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:37,129 is totally insane and rarely told. 43 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:40,699 In 1902, Teddy Roosevelt wanted to build the canal 44 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,769 to show off America's power and strength. 45 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,938 Joining the Atlantic and the Pacific will be 46 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,006 the most impressive thing I've ever done! 47 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,108 Except, of course, 48 00:01:49,176 --> 00:01:51,243 for that time I engaged in hand-to-hand combat 49 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,511 with a great white. 50 00:01:55,082 --> 00:01:58,050 But where to build my magnificent canal? 51 00:01:58,119 --> 00:01:59,051 Easy! 52 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,719 He built it in Panama. 53 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:03,055 Actually, not so easy. 54 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,990 Because at the time, the country of Panama 55 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:06,291 didn't even exist. 56 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,426 Wait what? 57 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,928 The truth is, the US actually created 58 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:12,731 the country of Panama in order to build the Canal. 59 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,900 And it all started with this guy: 60 00:02:14,969 --> 00:02:16,602 a wealthy French businessman named 61 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,637 Phillipe-Jean Bunau-Varilla. 62 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,405 Monsieur President, have you considered 63 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,475 the lovely Colombian province of Panama as a location? 64 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:24,476 No go. 65 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:26,278 I tried to rent the land from Colombia 66 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,013 and they rejected my offer! 67 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,815 Then we'll get rid of Colombia! 68 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:31,183 I'll pay for a revolution, 69 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,651 get you the land for cheap 70 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,919 and you build the canal! 71 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:34,920 Voila! 72 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:35,988 Wait a minute. 73 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:38,457 Are you seriously proposing that I help you 74 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,092 overthrow a sovereign nation 75 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,627 just so I can build a canal 76 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,028 and make myself look great? 77 00:02:43,097 --> 00:02:44,429 Er... uh... 78 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,764 yes? 79 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:46,798 "Bully!" 80 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,535 is what I say when I love something! 81 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,203 Let's do it! 82 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:54,106 (Adam) Bunau-Varilla quickly put his plan into action! 83 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:55,607 If you allow me to act as your 84 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,943 diplomatic representative in Washington, 85 00:02:58,012 --> 00:02:59,811 I'll cover the cost of your revolution. 86 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:00,946 Sounds great! 87 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,814 How could that go wrong?! 88 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:05,717 And Roosevelt sent US warships 89 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,820 to sit off the coast of Panama to deter the Colombians 90 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,956 from fighting back. 91 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:13,091 (President Roosevelt) Ho there, Colombians! 92 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,426 Get a load of this! 93 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,361 (fog horn blowing) 94 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,164 Those US Naval reinforcements did the trick 95 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:22,768 and Panama became a new country in less than a day! 96 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,870 (narrator) Well, sounds like everything turned out okay! 97 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:26,538 No one got hurt and the Panamanians 98 00:03:26,607 --> 00:03:28,941 got to form a newly independent country! 99 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,175 (Adam) Nope! 100 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:32,377 Because the US immediately screwed over that 101 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:34,179 newly independent country. 102 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:35,747 (narrator) Of course they did. 103 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,483 As Panama's diplomatic representative, 104 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,986 my first official act is to... 105 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,821 give away the land for the canal to the Americans. 106 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:45,891 Are you kidding?! 107 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,560 We won't stand for such a raw deal! 108 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,596 Viva Panama! 109 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:51,997 (Adam) When the Panamanians balked, 110 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:55,500 Roosevelt landed 2,000 Marines in their new country 111 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:58,070 and threatened them with "grave consequences" 112 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:00,372 unless they changed their minds. 113 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:02,274 Viva Panama... 114 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,209 and its American overlords. 115 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,678 (laughing) 116 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,347 So, in order to build the canal, 117 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,449 the United States funded a revolution, 118 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:11,917 created a new country, 119 00:04:11,986 --> 00:04:15,387 and then effectively stole the land from that new country. 120 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:17,189 (narrator) Come on, are you seriously trying to tell me that 121 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:20,359 the Panama Canal was nothing but an imperialist monstrosity? 122 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,860 Oh, no, not at all! 123 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,831 It was also a groundbreaking marvel of engineering! 124 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,532 Wow, that's quite a pivot. 125 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,002 Before construction even started... ahh... 126 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,671 Workers had to cut through nearly 50 miles of... ugh... 127 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:36,141 Dense jungles and... oh... steep mountains. 128 00:04:36,210 --> 00:04:37,142 Oh boy! 129 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,178 Once built, the canal contained 130 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,681 seven million tons of concrete 131 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:44,883 and featured incredibly powerful motors 132 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,619 that moved millions of gallons of water, 133 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,455 propelling ships weighing up to 80,000 tons 134 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,491 from one ocean to another. 135 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:54,793 This colossal engineering marvel 136 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:59,131 reduced a trip of 8,000 miles to just 48. 137 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:02,034 Look, now I'm in the Atlantic and now I'm in the Pacific! 138 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,101 Atlantic, Pacific! 139 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,202 Atlantic, Pacific! 140 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,203 (laughing) 141 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,305 Just havin' some fun. 142 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,639 (narrator) At least one of us is. 143 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,875 Well, you have redeemed the canal in my eyes! 144 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,109 It may have had a sad history 145 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,045 but it was an incredible feat of engineering. 146 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,179 Yes! 147 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:17,282 And it was also an incredibly deadly one. 148 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:18,817 Another pivot? 149 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:21,153 Are you trying to give me whiplash? 150 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:24,289 The work of constructing the canal was so brutal 151 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:27,526 that over 5,000 workers died! 152 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:29,561 (man) Hey, buddy, just carry these 153 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:32,698 highly volatile explosives over there, will ya? 154 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,834 (Adam) The work was so dangerous that they actually ran 155 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:39,037 a special train just to transport the dead. 156 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:44,810 Hey, at least the ride back is free. 157 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,645 Workers who were brought in to do the dangerous jobs 158 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,081 were from the Caribbean and were mostly black. 159 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,483 But workers who were brought in to do the relatively safe jobs 160 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:54,252 were from the US and were mostly white. 161 00:05:54,321 --> 00:05:56,154 (man screaming) 162 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,689 You guys are lucky. 163 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,325 I am buried in paperwork. 164 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:03,528 And it wasn't just the division of labor that was unfair. 165 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,264 Caribbean workers were forced to live in cramped, 166 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:08,433 unsanitary boarding houses, 167 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,403 while US workers lived in nice neighborhoods 168 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:14,973 with theaters, ballparks, schools and libraries. 169 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,943 Worse still, white workers were paid in gold, 170 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,845 while black workers were paid in silver 171 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,713 that could only be used at separate, 172 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,015 but definitely unequal, stores. 173 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,350 (narrator) My God. 174 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,018 What you're describing sounds a lot like... 175 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,387 (Adam) Segregation? 176 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,422 That's exactly what it was! 177 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,957 While constructing the canal, 178 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,492 the United States imported 179 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,695 a brutal system of Jim Crow-style segregation... 180 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,130 The ultimate result of which 181 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,199 was that black workers were four times more likely to die 182 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:42,801 than their white counterparts. 183 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,639 This is horrible! 184 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,207 I didn't want to know any of this! 185 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,143 I liked it better when it was just Teddy Roosevelt 186 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,711 and his fun palindrome! 187 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:53,812 Ha-ha! 188 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:54,946 I know you did. 189 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,248 But the truth is, 190 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,016 the real history of the Panama Canal 191 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,951 just isn't that simple. 192 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,920 It was an imperialist land grab, 193 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,688 and it was an engineering wonder, 194 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,358 and it was a death trap 195 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,160 for thousands of workers of color. 196 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,728 You don't get to ignore any of that 197 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,531 just because it doesn't read the same backwards and forwards. 198 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,665 (sighing) 199 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,567 You know, it would be nice, just once, 200 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,769 to hear a story we can feel good about. 201 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,605 Oh, then I have a story you are gonna love! 202 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,207 It's about Harvey Wiley, 203 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:25,744 who prevented supermarkets from becoming modern-day death traps. 204 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,146 Uh-oh... 205 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,449 I'll be right back to tell you all about hiiiii.. 206 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:35,086 (Adam) Say what you will about 207 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,855 the healthiness of our modern food, 208 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,890 at least we know that when we buy it 209 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:39,958 it isn't rotten 210 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,993 or full of literal poison. 211 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,428 But until the turn of the last century, 212 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:44,896 that wasn't always the case. 213 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,200 And that only changed thanks to 214 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:51,536 a food safety pioneer named Harvey Wiley. 215 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,105 He's today's Unsung Badass of History! 216 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:00,078 I did that... for emphasis. 217 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,513 (narrator) Sure you did. 218 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,281 (Adam) While working as a professor of chemistry 219 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,417 at Purdue University in the 1870s, 220 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:07,519 Wiley began studying the chemical makeup of 221 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:08,820 store-bought honey 222 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,589 and was alarmed to discover... 223 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,990 This isn't honey at all! 224 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,159 It's just factory-made glucose! 225 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,494 Gross! 226 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:18,230 Pure honey should contain nothing but bee barf! 227 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,467 At the time, there were no federal laws 228 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:23,802 about food labeling, 229 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,470 so companies could call a product 230 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,706 whatever they wanted no matter what was in it. 231 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:29,007 (sniffing) 232 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:32,944 This "jam" is rotten apples, glucose and tar dye! 233 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,814 This "chicken" is spoiled pork! 234 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,318 Ugh, I hate IPAs. 235 00:08:40,387 --> 00:08:42,454 Also, I think there's strychnine in here. 236 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:45,524 Ah, a little strychnine never hurt anyone. 237 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:46,758 (Adam clearing throat) 238 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:49,661 Actually, food adulteration and contamination 239 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:53,798 were killing tens of thousands of Americans every year! 240 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,066 (groaning) 241 00:08:57,437 --> 00:09:00,405 Okayyyy... 242 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,641 That's it! 243 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,175 I shall make protecting consumers from 244 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:07,279 dangerous food my life's work! 245 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,614 (Adam) Wiley soon rose through the ranks to become 246 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,617 chief chemist for the US Department of Agriculture. 247 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:16,154 Making food safe will be a piece of poison-free cake! 248 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,023 Yeah, it wasn't! 249 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,358 Wiley spent decades trying to convince Congress 250 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,394 to pass food-safety bills. 251 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:25,497 This rotten egg has been deodorized with chemicals! 252 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:26,932 These pickles are bright green 253 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,467 because they're full of poisonous copper sulfate! 254 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:33,872 This milk came from a cow with tuberculosis! 255 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,474 This entire lunch is lethal! 256 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:39,010 (Adam) But his appeals fell on deaf ears. 257 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,845 Listen here, you rabble-rouser, 258 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,447 regulating food is a threat 259 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,349 to American capitalism! 260 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,284 How dare you infringe on the public's right 261 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,054 to eat candy-dyed red by lead? 262 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,856 You misunderstand me, sir. 263 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,725 I am a devoted capitalist! 264 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,927 I believe that if consumers aren't worried 265 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,862 that their food might kill them, 266 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,031 they'll buy much more of it! 267 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:03,401 But food industry lobbyists worked tirelessly to crush 268 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,270 Wiley's legislative efforts! 269 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,404 Ah-ha! 270 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,407 A little lead never hurt anyone. 271 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:11,876 Americans don't believe or even realize 272 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,379 that their food is killing them! 273 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,947 I guess I'll just have to prove it... 274 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,017 by poisoning people myself! 275 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,819 (Adam) Wiley concocted an experiment. 276 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,988 He dosed meals with controlled amounts 277 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,522 of the dangerous chemicals 278 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,291 commonly used in food at the time, 279 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,927 and he fed them to healthy young men. 280 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,428 Thus was born... 281 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,230 The Poison Squad! 282 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,969 Okay, today we got borax beef, sulfuric salad, 283 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:41,406 salicylic stroganoff, formaldehyde fricassee 284 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:44,409 aaaand ice cream for dessert! 285 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,144 Ho-hooooh! 286 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:48,680 (whispering) The ice cream is also made of borax. 287 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,049 (Adam) Wiley carefully monitored their poison intake 288 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,851 and recorded the effects. 289 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,753 (gagging) 290 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,754 Perfect! 291 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:56,755 Keep eating! 292 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,161 (retching) (man) Make it stop! 293 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,665 I've had so much formaldehyde 294 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,099 that I'm embalmed. 295 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,100 Yet alive! 296 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,503 Keep eating! 297 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:12,804 (Adam) The project was so crazy 298 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,140 that newspapers began reporting on it daily! 299 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,341 Ha-ha! 300 00:11:16,410 --> 00:11:18,576 Daring lads eat poison so you don't have to! 301 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,311 Read all about it! 302 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,047 (Adam) The public was so captivated 303 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:25,116 that Poison Squad members became celebrities. 304 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,885 Wiley's plan worked so well 305 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,621 that not only did he raise public awareness of food safety, 306 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:31,890 he also attracted the attention of our old friend 307 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,692 President Teddy Roosevelt. 308 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,795 I too had a terrible experience with rotten food. 309 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,196 (bell tolling) 310 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,498 As a cavalry commander during the Spanish-American War, 311 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,167 Roosevelt had watched helplessly 312 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,936 as hundreds of soldiers got sick and died 313 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,372 from eating rotten canned meat. 314 00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:49,607 (groaning) 315 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,713 I must make amends. 316 00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,481 Ha-ha! 317 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:59,217 I will see to it that this bill passes faster 318 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,319 than you can say "poisoned pancakes"! 319 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,320 (narrator) A-hah! 320 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,055 I knew Teddy wasn't all bad! 321 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:07,192 Of course not, he did plenty of great things! 322 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,561 Among them: the federal law he signed 323 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,564 was the first to protect consumers from adulterated, 324 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:13,898 harmful food. 325 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,800 It also lead to mandatory food labeling 326 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,969 and the establishment of the FDA! 327 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,070 Oh, oh! 328 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,307 I also killed a lot of exotic animals. 329 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,442 (Adam) And Wiley's prediction that safer food 330 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,911 would be good for business came true. 331 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,314 Over the next century, the American food industry 332 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,483 grew to be the largest in the world. 333 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:34,052 In part because consumers were willing to buy more food 334 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,186 if they knew it was safe. 335 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,256 Guaranteed poison-free? 336 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,324 Woo! 337 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,860 Ronnie's eating canned clams tonight! 338 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,094 But even more importantly, 339 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,096 the Food and Drug Administration estimates that 340 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,564 food safety regulations 341 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,234 have saved hundreds of millions of lives! 342 00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,469 (dinging) 343 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,570 With a record like that, 344 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,172 it's no wonder that Harvey Wiley 345 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,175 is buried at Arlington National Cemetery. 346 00:12:57,244 --> 00:13:00,345 And that's why he's an Unsung Badass of History. 347 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,479 (narrator) Wow! 348 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,948 Right next to the heroes of World War One. 349 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,884 Which happens to be the deadliest event 350 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,485 of the turn of the century, 351 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:10,522 and the subject of our next segment. 352 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:14,392 Oh, actually, there was an even deadlier event back then 353 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,162 but strangely, few people remember it. 354 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,696 And I'll tell you all about it... 355 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,367 Do you smell burning wool? 356 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,037 Quick, climb into that pile of dry leaves! (shouting) 357 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:42,921 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 358 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:46,090 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 359 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:50,762 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 360 00:13:50,764 --> 00:14:02,073 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 361 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,041 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 362 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,209 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST IT IS 363 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,210 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST IT IS TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 364 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,244 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 365 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,378 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 366 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,246 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 367 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:09,347 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 368 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:13,084 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 369 00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:16,521 TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST 370 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,356 at tha 371 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:23,161 the Spanish flu killed 100 million people. 372 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:24,796 Holy shit. 373 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:27,532 The flu was so much deadlier than the war 374 00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:31,002 that the German Army even blamed it for their loss. 375 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,370 At a key point in the war, 376 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,273 the flu hit the Germans much harder than the allies, 377 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,675 which gave the allies the advantage. 378 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,410 (shouting) 379 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,813 Whoa, you guys don't look so good. 380 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,082 Uh... feel better? 381 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,417 Well, that's a... silver lining, I guess? 382 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,253 (coughing) 383 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,587 Definitely not. 384 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,523 The United States military took a wallop too. 385 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,092 But we've all had the flu. 386 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,493 It's not that big a deal! 387 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,262 Actually, even the modern flu 388 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,365 kills tens of thousands of Americans every year! 389 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,699 But the Spanish flu 390 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,369 was a particularly terrible strain. 391 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,204 Normal flu symptoms like a cough... 392 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,206 (coughing) 393 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,440 ...and stomach distress... 394 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,708 (groaning) 395 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,877 ...were just the tip of the iceberg. 396 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,312 It was the blood and liquid that 397 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,447 would fill up your lungs and drown you that... 398 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,649 (chocking) 399 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,783 Okay, that's enough! 400 00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:19,884 We don't need all the gory details. 401 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,119 Sorry! 402 00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:23,021 Yeah, that was a little gross, even for me. 403 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,524 In the end, more than half of US war casualties 404 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,892 weren't shot by Germans... 405 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,295 They were killed by the flu. 406 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,398 Being shot sounds... nice. 407 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,499 (coughing) 408 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:35,900 This is insane! 409 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,703 Why isn't this a bigger part of the story of World War One? 410 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,006 Because the war actually kept most people from knowing 411 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,776 just how bad the flu really was! 412 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,379 Countries at war restricted reporting on the flu 413 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,281 so that morale wouldn't weaken on the front 414 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,649 or back home. 415 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,319 Our boys are dying left and right of the flu! 416 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,020 I've gotta report on this story! 417 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,855 You'll do no such thing! 418 00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,591 Write that these men died like heroes, 419 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,593 riddled with Kraut bullets. 420 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,362 (Adam) But one country that didn't restrict 421 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,831 reporting on the flu was Spain! 422 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,600 Of course, the Spanish flu! 423 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,869 Oh, it must have been worse there than anywhere else. 424 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:12,904 (Adam) Nope. 425 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,605 But everyone thought it was. 426 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,041 Because Spain wasn't fighting in the war, 427 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,676 their press was one of the few 428 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,546 to report accurately on the flu. 429 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,680 Our people are dying 430 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,115 left and right of the flu! 431 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,683 Should I report on the story? 432 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,851 Yes, of course! 433 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,553 We're not at war or anything. 434 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,855 Have it on my desk before you die of the flu. 435 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,657 That's why we call it the Spanish flu? 436 00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:33,658 Yeah! 437 00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:34,659 Bull... 438 00:16:34,728 --> 00:16:35,893 No, it's true! 439 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,262 No, I mean a literal bull. 440 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,932 (sneezing) 441 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,834 Oh, poor guy. 442 00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,136 (Adam) The truth is, the "Spanish" flu 443 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,772 killed more Americans than Spaniards. 444 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:51,676 As many as 675,000 Americans died... 445 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:54,645 That's more than the total US casualties in all 446 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,148 20th-century wars combined. 447 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,816 Towns throughout the country 448 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,919 lost as many as 90% of their citizens. 449 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,655 So many people were dying that, in Chicago, 450 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,492 authorities actually banned public funerals. 451 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,360 This is a nightmare! 452 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,697 The scope of the tragedy was massive. 453 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,732 But the people in charge of stopping the flu 454 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,635 were so worried about preventing a national panic 455 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,438 that they downplayed the flu's spread. 456 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,473 You'll be fine! 457 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,610 Just avoid tight clothes and, uhhh, chew your food well! 458 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,845 (vomiting) 459 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,614 Uh, tough crowd. 460 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,282 That was their actual advice? 461 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,683 Yep! 462 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,887 All told, some historians believe that the Spanish flu 463 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:39,057 was the deadliest event in human history, 464 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,927 and modern civilization was powerless to stop it. 465 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:45,363 But it did stop eventually, right? 466 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,364 Yes. 467 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,499 But not because of anything we did. 468 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,302 Some scientists believe that everyone on earth 469 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:54,138 who was predisposed to die from it, did. 470 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,606 The Spanish flu only went away 471 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,443 because it killed everyone it could. 472 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,378 Maybe that's why most people know so little about it. 473 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,747 It's... it's almost too painful to imagine. 474 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:03,948 Exactly. 475 00:18:04,017 --> 00:18:06,250 And that is the worst part of this story. 476 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,820 Because we don't remember what happened, 477 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,457 we're totally unprepared for when it happens again. 478 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,092 When it happens again? 479 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,526 Yes. 480 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,863 The Center for Disease Control warns that another flu pandemic 481 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,998 is only a matter of time. 482 00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,168 And what's worse: our government keeps cutting their budget 483 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,704 even though one of the CDC's primary missions 484 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,673 is pandemic preparedness! 485 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:29,674 Sorry, Sue. 486 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:30,775 Funding cuts. 487 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,710 I'm gonna need your petri dish and lab coat. 488 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,912 (crying) 489 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,582 (Adam) And it currently takes us seven months to develop 490 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,083 a new flu vaccine. 491 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,619 According to researchers, that's more than enough time 492 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:44,722 for the flu to kill tens of millions of people! 493 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,524 (narrator) This is starting to make my head spin. 494 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,525 Or is it the flu? 495 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,759 Oh! What do I do? 496 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,295 Well, there is one small thing everyone can do 497 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,298 that could possibly help curb the impact of another flu: 498 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,267 get your yearly flu shot. 499 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,137 I... didn't do that this year. 500 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,005 I don't feel so hot. 501 00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:02,440 No, I cannot get sick. 502 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:03,875 I gotta go to my clean room! 503 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:04,976 Clean room? 504 00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:05,977 Wait! 505 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,078 Whoa! 506 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,079 Whoa! 507 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:11,849 (alarm blaring) 508 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:12,383 I was just about to tell you... 509 00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,385 (coughing) 510 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,554 ...how we can learn from all of this! 511 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,291 (Rator) Welcome to my clean space. 512 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,893 It's perfectly sterile. 513 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,695 It's locked and no one can get in or out. 514 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,031 Here there are no scary stories, 515 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,334 no germs, no once-heroic leaders betraying us, 516 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,569 no poisoned food. 517 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,004 Just nothingness. 518 00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,272 Oh, I found you! 519 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,306 No! How? 520 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,574 Get out! 521 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:37,975 I can't take anymore! 522 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,411 History is too upsetting and I am done with it! 523 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,579 I get it. 524 00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,914 History isn't pretty. 525 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,582 In fact, it's brutal. 526 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,017 People die, 527 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,985 they kill each other, they suffer. 528 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,220 Exactly! 529 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,490 And that's why I... am... done. 530 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,524 No. 531 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,692 You can't turn away. 532 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:56,260 You must face it! 533 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,262 We have to learn from the mistakes of the past 534 00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,631 so we can have a better future. 535 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,133 History happened. 536 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,801 It can't be undone. 537 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,170 And the fact is, everything that came before us, 538 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,640 good and bad, created the world we live in today. 539 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,977 There's just no such thing as a vacuum with no history. 540 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,579 I see your point. 541 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,582 It's just been... a hard few chapters. 542 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,118 True, but much of history is still really inspiring! 543 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,555 Think of all the people who have done so much with so little, 544 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,191 discovered amazing new truths about the universe, 545 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,627 and fought to make a better world! 546 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,529 We can learn from them, too! 547 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,331 You know, I like that. 548 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,432 Thanks, Adam. 549 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,666 You've inspired me so much 550 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,168 I think I'm gonna go to the library 551 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:41,072 and maybe find another book that I can narrate alone. 552 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,406 Wait! Really?! 553 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,075 But we were just becoming friends! 554 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,710 I have a lot of reading to do. 555 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,911 We could start a book group! 556 00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,779 Oh, that sounds like a nightmare. 557 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,014 Yeah, sure, I'll text you. 558 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,015 Sounds cool. 559 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,283 See ya later! Ha-ha! 560 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,552 Well, at least he didn't close the book this time! 561 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,720 (groaning) 562 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,954 Guess that happens automatically. 563 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,093 Hi, I'm Emily Axford 564 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,362 and this is Same Time, Different Place. 565 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,432 (Emily) Many Westerners view the Middle East 566 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,901 as a place of constant turmoil. 567 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,004 But after World War One, the French and British 568 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,307 actually had an opportunity to help stabilize the region. 569 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,608 All they had to do 570 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:21,412 was keep a promise to one man named King Hussein. 571 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,815 The year was 1916, 572 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,385 and King Hussein of Hejaz was leading a revolt 573 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,487 against the Ottoman Turks. 574 00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:33,157 Your Ottoman Empire is going down, you Turkish Jerks! 575 00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:34,158 Ha! 576 00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:35,259 Turk jerks! 577 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:36,494 But he was not alone. 578 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,829 He also had help from... 579 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,098 Lawrence of Arabia! 580 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:43,134 You know, the dude that's in the movie 581 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,769 that's been sitting in your Netflix queue 582 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,304 for, like, three years. 583 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:49,874 That heroic pose left me a little too exposed. 584 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,709 Hi, I'm Lawrence... 585 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,611 of Arabiaaaaa!! 586 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,746 You're not of Arabia. 587 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,682 You're a white guy in a cloak. 588 00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,217 Well, yeah, I'm British. 589 00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,719 So, if you visited Spain, 590 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,888 would you be Lawrence of Spain? 591 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,991 When you pee, are you Lawrence of the bathroom? 592 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,192 It doesn't matter. 593 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:10,461 Point is, my people are at war 594 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,296 with those Turk jerks too! 595 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,265 And if you help us... 596 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:17,134 England promises to give you a United Arab State 597 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:19,937 spanning from Jerusalem to Damascus. 598 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,373 That's my dream! 599 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,841 You've got a deal. 600 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,076 With Hussein's help, 601 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:27,278 the Ottoman Empire was destroyed. 602 00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,779 But the promise... 603 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,114 yeah, they didn't keep it. 604 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,116 Excellent work, Major Lawrence. 605 00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,151 They should write a movie about you! 606 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,419 Yes! 607 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:38,089 A movie everyone should've seen by now. 608 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,524 But what about the promise we made to King Hussein? 609 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,493 Yes, about that... 610 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:45,129 I actually made another secret promise to France 611 00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,832 saying that we wouldn't keep that promise. 612 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,900 It's called the Sykes-Picot Agreement. 613 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,171 But his men fought and died for us! 614 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,006 Yes, well, I guess... 615 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:59,477 Sykes-Picot Agreement. 616 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,879 Sykes-Picot was a secret agreement 617 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:05,216 splitting up the region in favor of European interests, 618 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:07,551 ignoring the promise made to the king. 619 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:08,586 This can't be. 620 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,020 They promised! 621 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:12,923 The Sykes-Picot Agreement set the stage for post-war deals 622 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,625 that chopped up the Middle East, 623 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:16,660 with little consideration for the cultural 624 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:19,029 and historical makeup of the land. 625 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:20,431 That arbitrary border 626 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,966 just cut that village in half! 627 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,034 (screaming) 628 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:29,607 The French created the countries of Syria and Lebanon. 629 00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:32,143 Meanwhile, the British mandated that Palestine 630 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,778 would become a Jewish state. 631 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:37,181 One of Hussein's sons got Iraq, the other got Transjordan, 632 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:40,384 a Saudi family got all of what is now Saudi Arabia, 633 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,053 and tribal allies like the Kurds got nothing. 634 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:44,188 Stop! 635 00:23:44,257 --> 00:23:46,490 You're splitting ethnic groups willy-nilly! 636 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:50,528 And if that sounds kind of confusing, it's because it was. 637 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:54,298 It would be kinda like if China combined Indiana, Texas, 638 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,467 and Oklahoma into a single state 639 00:23:56,536 --> 00:24:00,738 and then made Yao Ming the governor of IndTexahoma. 640 00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:03,541 These random borders resulted in a century of 641 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,410 territorial conflicts between different groups 642 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,646 who suddenly found themselves on what they felt 643 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,182 was the wrong side of a border. 644 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,984 And while a lot of other events contributed to creating 645 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,553 the world we have today, 646 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,989 those conflicts led to the formation of groups like 647 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:22,059 al-Qaeda, Hamas and ISIS. 648 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,595 Who knows where we would be if that one promise was kept? 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