All language subtitles for Adam Ruins Everything s02e13 Wellness.eng

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(DOOR CHIMES)

(GASPS) Julia!

Thomas!

(BOTH) Mwah, mwah.

Grateful for your presence.

Wow. Quick energy scan.

You are radiating toxicity.

(SIGHS) I know.

I am so stressed out at work right now.

- I'm in way over my head.
- What?

I hear you are killing it
over at "Big Little Life."

Shailene Woodley wouldn't even
have a lifestyle magazine

if it wasn't for you.

But now they want me to write
my own feature,

and I have no idea what to cover.

I am so tense right now,
it is literally killing me.

Well, then we're gonna flush
the negative toxins

right out of you before
they do any more damage.

Mm-kay, here's what
I'm gonna sign you up for.

A full-body energy cleanse,
a gemstone colon scrub,

a chakra meditation class,

and a comprehensive third-eye exam.

Oh, my gosh, yes!

And I wanna do some of these
antitoxin footpads right here.

(BOTH) Grateful for your presence.

(COUNTING SILENTLY)

(CASH REGISTER BELL DINGING)

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(SIGHS)

This detox is going to work wonders.

Hi, Julia. No, it won't.

At least not the way you think it will.

Are you here to encourage mindfulness?

Eh, more like critical thinking.

Namaste!

I'm Adam Conover,

and this is "Adam Ruins Everything."

Ah! (GROANS)

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(SCREAMS) (GLASS SHATTERS)

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If you don't believe this stuff,
why are you here?

Oh, I come to the spa to debunk things.

(GIGGLING) It really relaxes me.

Okay, well, speak your truth quickly

because I am not missing my cleanse.

I am full of toxins.

Ah, yes! Good old, bad old toxins.

The wellness industry tells us
they're terrifying,

they're inside of us, and we need

their high-priced help to get 'em out.

Is your blood toxic?

Toxic blood can affect
every organ in your body,

and it's happening
to millions of people.

If you're feeling tired and bloated,

then Lee Haney's
seven-day detox program

is just what you need.

(ANNOUNCER)
Detox Foot Pads will restore balance to your body,

stimulate your system, draw out toxins,

improve your blood circulation.

You'll feel rejuvenated.

But the truth is,
that's an all-natural...

(GLASS SHATTERS) Herbal-strength myth.

No way. These things work.

Look.

(FOOTPAD RIPS)

That's toxins.

- Nope!
- That's color-changing fabric.

And a straight-up scam.

(TENSE MUSICAL STING)

Despite what wellness companies say,

as a matter of basic physiology,
it's pretty much impossible

to suck toxins out through your skin.

Well, then I'll just sweat them
out in the steam room.

Also not possible.

I'm never one to turn down
a nice shvitz,

but ask a scientist and they'll
tell you sweat is...

(BEEPING AND CHIMES)

99% water.

Sweat is your body's
temperature control,

and that's it.

Detox just isn't your skin's job.

Okay, then I'll just drink
a ton of water.

Hydration is great
for flushing toxins out.

Sorry! Science says, "Nope!"

(STEAM HISSING)

(BOTTLE CLATTERS ON FLOOR)

What about massages?

Deep breathing? Cupping?

Please tell me cupping works,
in the name of all

that is Chrissy Teigan.

(POPS)

What?

So how do I get toxins out of me?

I've been stress-eating fast food

and touching plastic all week
trying to finish this article,

and now there are evil,
little particles inside of me

and they're slowly killing me.

- Ah!
- Graphics have toxins too.

Hate to burst your bubble,

but that's not how it works at all.

The fact is, toxins aren't even
a special type of chemical.

It's just become a trendy buzzword.

The truth is that anything can be toxic

if you ingest too much of it.

Eat too much vitamin C? That's a toxin.

Overdose on fiber? Uh, that's a toxin!

Drink too much water?
You better believe...

- I get it!
- Okay.

Luckily, your body comes
naturally equipped

with the world's
most effective detox products.

Your internal organs!

(DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING)

Footpads were a lot less gross.

If you have harmful levels
of a substance in your body,

your liver, kidneys,
and lungs naturally filter it,

and then flush it out
in your pee-pee and poo-poo.

- (TOILET FLUSHING)
- Um, weird that you call it that.

But wait, if toxins come out in my...

- Pee-pee and poo-poo.
- Then I will just...

I'll speed that up.
I will get a colon cleanse.

Oh, no. Not that.

Your impacted fecal matter is
causing a lot of toxic blockage,

so we'll gently flush it out
by shooting 15 gallons of water

up your rectum.

Perf. Let's do it.

Julia, please don't do this.

(GROANS) Why not?

My friend Basil said getting
a colonic was life-changing.

Well, if you ask any doctor,
they'll tell you...

Colon cleanses are damaging
to your intestinal health,

and can even be dangerous.

Oh, Julia, this is Dr. Gerry Mullin.

He's a gastroenterologist
at Johns Hopkins Hospital.

I came as fast as I could.

Julia, some people think
that colon cleanses

flush toxic matter out of the gut.

However, there is absolutely
no scientific evidence

that high colonics are good
for your health.

The only thing
they have been proven to cause

are awful side effects such as nausea

and vomiting and cramping.

Then how am I supposed
to get all of that old...

you know... out of me?

You don't need to.

If you have regular bowel movements,

your fecal matter is expelled
often enough.

And you don't want
to force-flush excrement

out of your colon.

Fecal matter nourishes
and protects your bowels.

Your body's like a garden.

You want some fertilizer in there.

Aww, gross.

Thanks, Dr. Mullin.

No problem.

And if you need me again,

just turn on the butt signal.

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It's like the bat signal
but for gastroenterologists.

See ya.

(FLATULENCE)

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Eww.

The fact is, you don't need
expensive products

and treatments to cleanse your toxins.

Your body does a fine job
of that naturally.

The only thing this place cleanses

is money from your wallet.

- (CASH REGISTER BELL DINGS)
- Grateful for your presence.

(JULIA GASPS) Thomas!

- What the F?
- Sorry.

- Complimentary clean juice?
- Yes.

- Thank you.
- Mmm.

Mmm, I feel better already.

I really need to get back

on that clean eating program
you recommended.

You know the one
that's like no chemicals,

no gluten, and definitely no MSG?

Oh, I've gotta tell you
the truth about MSG!

You are a human toxin.

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- _

And another deep breath in...

(INHALES SLOWLY)

And out.

(EXHALES SLOWLY)

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Mmm.

Nothing but pure green tea,
grapes, and tomatoes.

Mmm.

It's all natural,
and best of all, no MSG.

Oh, MSG is nothing to be afraid of.

Um, no.

MSG is a dangerous chemical.

It was our October cover story
for Halloween.

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

Well, then your magazine is totally...

(CHIME RINGING)

And everyone shut up now.

No talking.

Just breathe in
all the misconceptions...

(INHALES SHARPLY)

And breathe out your desire
to debunk them.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS)

The idea that MSG is dangerous
is a total myth!

I don't want MSG anywhere near me!

And you're not alone.

For about 50 years,
Americans have put MSG

in culinary quarantine.

There are anti-MSG cookbooks,

companies declare "No MSG"
on their packaging,

and if you even whisper "MSG"
near a restaurant...

We do not use MSG!

But the fact is,
MSG is a harmless chemical

called monosodium glutamate.

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Exactly.

I don't put anything in my body
I can't pronounce.

Oh, so you wouldn't drink this?

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Dihydrogen monoxide?

Sounds like something they'd use
to clean the floors

after they butcher baby cows
in a factory farm.

It is, if you mean water.

(WATER SLOSHING)

Every substance has an
unpronounceable chemical name,

and in MSG's case, that name tells you

it's just one sodium ion
from ordinary table salt added

to an amino acid called glutamate,

which is one of the major

building blocks of protein.

It's found in tons
of plants and animals,

and your own body actually produces it.

- It's totally natural.
- Really?

Then why is everyone
so petrified of it?

I mean, there has to be a reason.

Oh, there is, and it's real crazy.

(ADAM) In 1908, a Japanese chemist
named Kikunae Ikeda decided

to isolate a flavor he loved
in soup called "umami."

Ooh! Mommy! I love umami!

Umami is what chef's call
"the fifth taste."

It's that savory, chicken brothy...

Oh, umami is very on trend.
We covered it in our May issue.

Well, Ikeda isolated
the compound responsible

for that tasty umami flavor...
glutamate...

added salt, and...

Eureka! MSG!

(ADAM) His invention was revolutionary.

MSG was a magic bullet that made
all savory food taste better.

Campbell's put it in their soups.

Buddhist monks even used it
in their vegetarian food.

Mmm, delicious!

(GASPS) Crap!

My vow of silence.

Well, if it's so natural
monks eat it...

Oh, goop! That's really good!

Yeah, and you've been
avoiding it for no good reason.

The fabricated flavor fear
started in 1968,

when one doctor wrote one
little opinion letter

to "The New England Journal
of Medicine."

(TYPEWRITER BELL DINGS)

(GASPS)

The letter went viral, and even though

all types of restaurants
were using MSG,

frightened Americans only associated

the supposed "syndrome"
with Chinese restaurants.

I've got Chinese Restaurant Syndrome!

MSG might harm youth!

Chinese food make you...

Wow, even for the '70s,
this is pretty racist.

Holy crow. Yeah.

And unfortunately,
all of those were real.

But all that panic was for nothing,

because, after 50 years of research,

the FDA finally concluded...

We were never able to confirm

that the MSG caused
the reported effects.

In fact, no one has ever
consistently established

a link between MSG consumption
and those symptoms.

Okay, but I do get headaches
every time I eat Chinese food.

I feel one coming on right now.
That monk tricked me.

Actually, that headache
is all in your head.

I mean, more than most headaches.

The scientific consensus
is that MSG sensitivity

is a psychological phenomenon.

Case in point, you've actually
been eating glutamate all day

without even realizing it.

Glutamate is found naturally
in tomatoes,

green tea, mushrooms,

steak, cheese, soy sauce,
grape juice, kimchi,

even breast milk.

But I've been drinking
green tea, grape,

and tomato juice all day,
and I didn't get a headache

until I ate that monk's food.

Exactly.

If you believe
that MSG causes headaches,

then you'll experience one just because

you think you've eaten it.

Chinese food doesn't cause
these symptoms.

Our fear of it does.

MSG is just a victim
of a half a century

of xenophobia and bad press.

It's always been safe and delicious.

So I've been drinking this garbage

and avoiding Chinese food
for no reason?

- Yup!
- Hmm.

- (BOTTLE CLATTERS)
- Great.

(JULIA SIGHS)

- Feel better?
- No.

I feel worse. Detoxing is a hoax.

MSG is a wonder spice.

Breathe, Julia. You know what?

You have options.

Crystals. Magnets.

Crystal magnets.

Oh, I can feel it working already.

Oh, those things have no
physical healing effect at all.

The only reason you feel
like they do is because

of one of the strangest
mind control forces of Earth.

- (THUNDER BOOMING)
- (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(SCOFFS)

What? Too much?

(GROANS) Thomas, my neck
is still killing me.

I need the works.

Salt lamps, crystals...

Moonstones, essential oils.

I'll give you
the friends and family discount.

You are a prince.

(CASH REGISTER BELL DINGING)

Whoa! Those are some pricey placebos!

Thomas, darling, do you have
anything that will cleanse me

of annoying blond men?

Oh!

Be gone.

Adam, you don't know
what you're talking about.

Crystals and energy healing
actually work.

A placebo is when a doctor
gives you a fake sugar pill

instead of real medicine, and you think

that you're getting better,
but it's just in your head.

Oh, no, the placebo effect

is far stronger than most people think.

(CHUCKLES)

New studies are finding it can
do such incredible things,

it's almost like magic.

Welcome!

I am The Great Placeboni!

Placeboni!

Plus, I'm a magician who uses placebos!

And today's show features

a special guest appearance by...

Dr. Kathryn Hall!

Ooh, she's a molecular biologist
and Director of Placebo Genetics

at Harvard Medical School's
Program in Placebo Studies.

Nice to be here.

Placebos work so mysteriously,

sometimes they might seem
almost... unbelievable.

(DR. HALL) In one study, scientists
gave a group of asthma patients

an inhaler with real medicine
and compared them

to another group of patients
that were given placebos.

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(ADAM) And after the
treatment, all groups reported

about a 50% improvement.

Behold!

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So air is a miracle drug.

It made people breathe better.

No, there was no physical effect
on their bodies,

but the placebo effect made them feel

like they could breathe better.

And the next study is even stranger.

For our next trick,
we'll use the placebo effect

to manipulate the way people
perform on cognitive tests!

In this study, researchers told
one group of participants

that brain wave analysis showed
that they had gotten

a great night's sleep.

And they told the other group
that their brain wave analysis

showed that they had slept poorly,

and then they were given
a cognitive test.

Wow, you slept great.

(BELL DINGS)

You're gonna ace this test.

Regardless of how well they
thought they'd actually slept,

participants who were told
they got a good night's sleep

scored better on the tests than those

who were told they slept poorly.

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A perfect score!

Usually magic is such
a turn-off, but this is great.

Oh, it's not magic.

- It's the placebo effect!
- Shh!

Adam, you're gonna ruin the show.

If the patient finds out
it's a placebo,

it won't work anymore.

(DR. HALL) Actually, it will.

Studies have shown
that even if you know

you're taking a placebo...

(STOMACH RUMBLING)

Simply going to a doctor
and getting a prescription

can actually make you feel... better!

Wowza.

My bowels feel less irritable already.

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So the placebo effect
can cure diseases.

No, the placebo effect can't
physically shrink a tumor

or lower your cholesterol,
but sometimes,

like in the case of that guy's IBS,

it can improve physical symptoms.

And for our final trick,
Dr. Hall and The Great Placeboni

will alleviate the symptoms
of... Parkinson's!

(TIGER GROWLING)

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(DR. HALL) One study found that
placebos could actually alleviate

some of the symptoms
of Parkinson's disease.

Placebos increased
dopamine levels in the brain,

causing symptoms like
uncontrollable shaking to...

Diminish!

(CAT MEOWS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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Thank you. Thank you.

Wow.

Now, let's be clear.

These patients still have Parkinson's,

but even though the treatment
was a placebo,

some of the patients that received it

still saw some improvement.

The effect was even visible
on their brain scans.

Wow, I had no idea

that the placebo effect
was so powerful.

Yup, and it explains a lot

of your favorite wellness products too.

Wait, what? No.

Even though a lot
of wellness treatments

have very little scientific
evidence behind them,

they often still feel like they work.

Why? Because they're particularly adept

at taking advantage
of the placebo effect.

But this is different.

I mean, Thomas is a professional.

Right, and the placebo effect
seems to have something to do

with the authority
of who's giving it out.

(ADAM) And you'll notice
wellness practitioners

tend to wear uniforms
and have diplomas on the wall.

Ritual and aesthetics also play a role,

thus the ambient music, the candles,

and the hot towels.

And more expensive prices
can increase the effect.

(CASH REGISTER BELL DINGING)

Think about it.

Everything in here takes
advantage of the placebo effect.

Isn't that incredible?

Uh-oh.

Something's wrong.

Everything that made me
feel better is useless,

and I feel really stupid.

- I hope you're happy, Adam.
- (CRYSTAL CLATTERS ON FLOOR)

So not grateful for your presence.

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Ah! Julia!

You know you locked yourself
in the supply closet, right?

I know where I am.

If I can't get the chemicals out of me,

I may as well just move in with them.

You're my only friend now...
isopropyl alcohol.

Are you okay? No!

My neck hurts, and I'm never
gonna get my article done

because everything
that makes me feel better

is a placebo scam!

I hope you're proud of yourself, Adam,

'cause you just debunked me
into a lot of pain!

No. Look.

You've got it all wrong.

The fact that all these
treatments are placebos means

that in a very real sense
they can help.

Really?

Absolutely.

Used properly, placebos can have

a real therapeutic benefit.

Even traditional medicine
takes advantage

of the placebo response.

When a doctor sees you in their office

and listens to your concerns,
that ritual of care is part

of what helps you feel better,
especially if you're dealing

with unhealthy stress and despair.

And even though wellness treatments

may not cure diseases,

their rituals can have
those same beneficial effects.

You're in good hands.
We're gonna take care of you.

Huh.

The most important thing is

that you listen to your body

and do what works best for you.

In my research, we're actually finding

that some people
have stronger responses

to placebo treatment than others.

It can be enhanced by
your genetic predispositions,

your beliefs about
the healthcare system,

even your personality.

What's even more exciting
is that it appears

that some drugs can block
and mimic the placebo response.

So in a clinical trial,
it makes it really hard

to tell if that drug
is better than placebo

or placebo is better than drug.

It's an incredibly exciting time

in our understanding of the human body.

That's incredible.

Now, it's crucial not to neglect
traditional medicine.

You still need to go to your doctor

and discuss all
of your treatment options.

But if you feel like
you're getting some benefit

from wellness treatments,
there's no harm

in pursuing them too.

Yeah, go ahead.
Salt-scrub your stress out.

Put a crystal in your candle,
why don't ya?

Okay, thanks, Dr. Hall.

No problem.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some relaxing to do.

Oh, and, uh, here.
Think you might want this?

(SIGHING) Oh, I know it's a placebo,

but it really does make me feel
so much better.

Wait! Wait, Adam.

That's my article! Oh, my God!

I would kiss you,
but I think of you more

as like a little brother
or like a human pamphlet.

- (GIGGLES)
- That's okay.

I have a girlfriend!

And we've kissed... twice.

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(GASPS) Mail for me!

Huh. I don't subscribe to...

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"Grateful for your presence. Julia."

(CLICKS TONGUE) Aww.

"Round Glasses are Bad Now"?

Oh, man!

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Hello, I'm here on set
on "Adam Ruins Everything"

'cause I got way more questions

for Dr. Gerry Mullin about his work.

So let's talk about colon cleanses.

How did this become
such a trendy procedure?

Well, some celebs start doing it

and actually start boasting

about its benefits.

And then the spas, that becomes part

of the package to appeal to cleanse

and detox and renew and rejuvenate.

It grew off the legs
of the holistic movement...

- Mm-hmm.
- But it may not be the best part of it.

So it sounds like one
of the big problems

with the colon cleanses is that
they flush out your microbiome,

which I've heard a lot about
as being this new,

exciting part of medicine.

Can you tell me more about that?

Yeah, the gut microbiome is
a ecosystem that's within us.

Trillions of bacteria,
but also viruses, fungi,

all kinds of organisms...

Inside of our bodies? Correct.

You really don't want
to force-flush them out.

The bacteria within us

is similar to the Amazon rainforest.

- Wow.
- So more is better

in terms of different species,

and they work together in...
in like a symphony.

And so this is a good thing
that we've got like

an "Avatar" jungle

of strange creatures in our guts?

Absolutely.

So we actually work
in symbiosis with them.

We actually feed them,
hopefully, the right foods,

and in return, they help nourish us.

If you really want
to help them biodiversify,

buy foods that are called
"prebiotic foods."

Hmm. These are foods

that actually get fermented
by the bacteria

into nutrients that help support us.

And what other kinds of foods?
Prebiotic?

Right.

So there's prebiotic foods,
and then there's...

There's probiotic foods...
foods that actually contain

- these live bacteria that support us...
- Hmm.

Like kefir, yogurt,
sauerkraut, miso soup.

Yeah, mm-hmm.

These are things that actually
have the live bacteria

that can actually help repopulate

and support these...
this large and vast ecosystem

that really determines our health.

So a lot of wellness
practitioners will make claims

about, "Oh, your body's out of balance,

and you need to correct it."

Is that a real thing?

Is it possible for your body
to be out of balance?

- Yes, it is.
- Oh, okay.

Being out of balance,

at least in the traditional
Chinese medicine,

Ayurvedic medicine,
is what leads to disease.

And some of that really is
believed to start in the gut.

So if you want to get
someone's health back in order,

the gut is a good place to do that.

So it's almost as though some
of those very ancient forms

of medicine, traditional Chinese
medicine and things like that,

we're actually finding
the reasons for why

that might be an accurate diagnosis

that they would have given?

Yeah, it's interesting that the science

now validates the practice,
whether it's ancient practice

or a current practice,
by different practitioners

who believe in lifestyle medicine

and holistic medicine...
is that we bring

people's lifestyles back in balance,

which includes sleep,

decrease stress, and also the foods.

Once you do all those things,
you can support

the gut bacterial balance,
and they, in turn,

will support our health
and mitigate disease.

See, I love that,
because our argument on the show

is not that all wellness
treatments or all forms

of alternative medicine are bad.

Right. It's that there's some,

like colon cleanses
and the color-changing fabric

that are real scams,
but then there are others

that have a lot of validity to them,

and we can actually find out
which is which through science.

Correct. There's dietary studies,

herbals, different
alternative medicine studies

that are out there,
mind-body meditation,

mindfulness...
there's many studies showing

that there is evidence that
there is effectiveness for them.

Well, thank you so much
for coming on the show

to talk to us ab, Dr. Mullin.

Oh, my pleasure. Thank you.

And thank you, folks, for watching.

We'll see you next time.

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