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All right,
Professor Proton fans,
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get ready to meet
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler,
a pair of real-life scientists
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who may win the Nobel Prize.
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That's like
the Kids' Choice Award,
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but with more science
and less slime.
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Hi, thanks for having us.
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Kids' Choice Award?
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Why would they let kids
choose anything?
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They're basically human larvae.
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Well, they are kind of
our target audience.
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Greetings, children.
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Toys, am I right?
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He is. He has hundreds of them.
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So you two have
discovered something
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that a lot of people
are really excited about.
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We have.
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Now, before you explain it,
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keep in mind that our
average viewer is this many.
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Okay, imagine you're
looking in a mirror.
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The image you see
looks just like you.
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That's called symmetrical.
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Now imagine you have
a billion mirrors,
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and each of them reflects
one thing about you correctly
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and a billion things
about you incorrectly.
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And imagine the set
of incorrect things
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are floating in an abstract
n-dimensional hyperspace.
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Now imagine there was never
a mirror to begin with.
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Was that a doorbell?
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I didn't hear anything.
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There it is again.
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Sheldon, why don't
you answer it?
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But I don't know who it is.
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Maybe it's a special guest who
I invited just to surprise you.
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Why don't you open it up
and find out.
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This is a terrible message
to send to children.
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Children, you never
open the door
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if you don't know
who's on the other side.
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You always make your
mommy or daddy do it
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while you hide under the bed
and try to imagine
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what your superhero name will be
when you avenge their deaths.
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I'll get it.
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But it can't be The Silver
Shadow... that's mine.
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Hello.
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Captain on the bridge!
Captain on the bridge!
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You're William .
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You can call me Bill.
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Ooh, can I call you Captain? No.
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Please? No.
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Please?
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Sure.
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And w-will you call me
Science Officer Cooper?
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This has got to stop.
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I think you know
how to make it stop.
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Put her there,
Science Officer Cooper.
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Put her there,
Science Officer Cooper.
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Poor .
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Poor ?
I have to eat lunch now.
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Look, Sheldon's
pretty embarrassed,
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so when he gets here,
we should...
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Make fun of him? A lot.
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Guys, don't you think
that's a little mean?
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Yeah. Okay, just so we're
all on the same page.
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Yeah.
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Hello. Hey.
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So, Sheldon, did you get
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William 's autograph,
or maybe his dry cleaning bill?
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Very funny, get it all out.
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Like you did on William ?
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Raj, do you have
something to add?
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You brought shame upon
yourself and your family.
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It's not funny, but it's true.
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I will admit the meeting
did not go the way I wanted.
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Because you barfed where no man
has barfed before?
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Well, the next time I meet him,
it will go better.
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Next time? What makes you think
there's gonna be a next time?
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Wil will give me another chance.
He thinks the world of me.
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Aw. One of the reasons
I love you
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is you actually believe that.
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Thank you.
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Wil . Wil .
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Wil .
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Wil .
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Wil .
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Wil .
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Now's not a good time, Sheldon.
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For what? You.
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I need to apologize.
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Apology accepted.
MAN Wil, come on,
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I cast fireball,
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you need to roll
your dexterity save.
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I'll be right there.
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Are you playing
Dungeons & Dragons?
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No. Would you hurry up,
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man, the map says this dungeon's
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full of dragons.
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Still no. Who are you playing with?
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It's just some friends,
you don't know them.
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, get back here.
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Hobgoblins are at the gate,
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and you're at the door
buying Girl Scout Cookies.
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Is that William Shat...? Nope.
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Hey, you guys want to read
my fan fiction mash-up,
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"Captain Marvelous Mrs. Maisel"?
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Nope. No. Certainly not.
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You don't even know
what it's about.
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Is it about a superhero
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who finds her voice
by doing stand-up?
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That's so much better
than what I had.
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Mine is just a Jewish girl
that flies.
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I'd read that.
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Guys, guys, Wil
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hosts a secret
celebrity D&D game.
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How do you know? Who was there?
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Why are you damp?
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I was trying to peek
in Wil's window,
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and he turned the sprinklers on.
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That means they
must be really famous.
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I'm almost positive
I heard William .
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I wonder who else is playing.
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I-I bet we can use graph theory
to determine who Wil knows
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and who is likely to play D&D.Yes.
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Okay, obviously he's connected
to the whole Next Gencast...
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So this is the rest
of our night?
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No,
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this is the rest of our lives.
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And Josh Brolin gets
you to every Avenger.
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Kevin Smith's in this article
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about celebrities who play D&D.
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A-And he was on Wil's podcast,
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so they know each other.
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G-Go on his Instagram,
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see if you can find anything.
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Yeah, he-he posted something
an hour ago
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"#GameNight."
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That looks like Wil's house.
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William ,
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Kevin Smith...
Who else could be there?
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Do you see what I see
over his shoulder?
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Is that a ghost?
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I think it's Stuart.
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That isStuart.
What-What's he doing there?
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Maybe he died in Wil's house
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and he can't leave
until he solves his own murder.
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Why would Wil invite
Stuart and not us?
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I know the answer. Yeah.
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We all know the answer.
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Hey, guys.
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You're home late.
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Yeah.
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I had a crazy night.
I went to the pharmacy.
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I like to be there when
the new decongestants drop.
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Cut the crap.
We know where you were.
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We know what you were doing.
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Yeah, I just told you. I was
at CVS breathing my ass off.
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You were breathing, all right.
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You were breathing the
rarefied air of celebrities.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Then why are you trembling?
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I'm always trembling.
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We know you were
at Wil's D&D game.
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We saw you on Instagram.
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We just want to know
how you got invited.
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I can't talk about it or they
won't invite me back next week.
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So there's another
game next week.
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I didn't mean to say that.
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Who's in it? I can't tell you!
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How do we get invited? I don't know!
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How many hit dice are they
playing the wereboar as having?
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12d8 + 24...
I mean, I don't know!
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Hey, Stuart.
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I don't want to play anymore.
It's too much pressure.
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Why, what happened?
I've-I've said too much.
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You haven't said anything.
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Not to you, to them. Who's them?
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Now I havesaid too much!
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But y-you blocked
your number, right?
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Relax,
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this is not my first
creepy phone call.
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It's like riding a bike...
slowly past a girl's house.
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Hello.
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Wil,
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Bill here.
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Is this Howard?
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Of course not. It-It's .
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If you don't believe me, ask my
good friend, Christopher Walken.
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Hello, Bill and I are just
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hanging out...
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at The Polo Lounge.
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Mr. , Mr. Walken,
here are your martinis.
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What are you doing?
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I'm filling out the world.
You're ruining it.
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No, he's not.
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Thanks, Wil.
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Sheldon, why are you walking
everywhere? Just get a horse.
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I had a horse.
It got hit by a train.
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Get another one.
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I can't just replace Chauncey.
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I'm still in the
grieving process.
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Hey.
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Hey, Leonard, I have an opening
in my D&D game next week,
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and I was wondering if you
were interested in playing.
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Well, yes, thank you.
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Okay, great.
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Now, here's the thing,
you can't tell anyone.
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I'm serious,
not Howard, not Raj,
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and certainly not Sheldon.
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Okay.
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I'm really sorry
to put you in a position
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where you have to lie
to your friends...
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See you there!
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You come face to face
with a massive monster
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with a gaping maw
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full of teeth, three huge legs,
and flailing tentacles.
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What do you do?
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Fellas, it looks like
we're facing a, an otyugh.
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Here's the plan...
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Hold on there, Bill.
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Now what, Kareem?
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How do we know
it's not a neo-otyugh?
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Same way I know the difference
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between an owlbear
and a bugbear.
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Does that answer your question?
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No.
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Look, there's one way
to settle this
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We chop it up
and look at the pieces.
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Come on, why do you always
got to attack everything?
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Why can't we just try
talking to it?
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Big surprise, Podcast
here wants to talk.
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What do you think, Leonard?
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I think this is the greatest day
of my entire life.
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It's all right, buddy,
one day you'll meet a girl.
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Hey, how was your lecture?
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It was so good.
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I-I-I mean, it-it started great,
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and then the, the middle
was great,
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and then the ending was like...
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So great.
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Leonard, if you went to House
of Pies again, just say it.
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Wait, if you think I'm lying,
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why do you think
I'm eating pies?
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Why don't you think I'm...
having an affair?
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Listen, i-it's fine, just
next time, bring me a slice.
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Okay, well, if you
really want to know,
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I'll tell you where I was.
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I was at Wil's D&D game,
but that's all I can say.
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Fun.
Were there famous people there?
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Sorry, I-I-I can't
tell you that.
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Okay, well, yes,
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but I-I-I-I can't tell you who.
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Well, no, I-I can
tell you ,
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but that's only because
you already knew that one.
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Well, I'm glad you had fun.
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Yeah.
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I wish I could tell you
who else was there.
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00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:15,473
I can't, I promised.
258
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:18,041
Yeah, if it makes you feel
better, I couldn't care less.
259
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,391
That's true,
260
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,698
you don't care, so there's
no harm in telling you.
261
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,482
Okay, you really don't have to.
262
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:27,050
All right, I'll tell you.
263
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,835
Kevin Smith was there,
264
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:32,577
and-and, this really
tall guy named Kareem.
265
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:35,537
Wait-wait,
K-Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?
266
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,758
I don't know, it was,
Kareem something Jabbar.
267
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,500
How do you know him?
268
00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,111
How do you not know him?
269
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,722
Well, I know him now
'cause he was there.
270
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,723
Wow.
271
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,639
That is so cool.
272
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,293
A-and that, the guy that played
273
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,729
the werewolf on-on True Blood,
274
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,558
he was there. Wh... Joe Manganiello?
275
00:12:56,601 --> 00:13:01,215
Yeah. From Magic Mike?
276
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,870
What's that?
277
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:06,046
Okay, okay,
278
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:10,572
did he look... like this?
279
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,357
He had his clothes on,
but, yeah.
280
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,404
I can't believe you
met Joe Manganiello.
281
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:17,709
Is he nice? He's so nice.
282
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:20,756
I-I-I rolled my dice
underneath the couch,
283
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,064
and he just lifted
it up, one hand.
284
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:27,067
I-I bet he did.
285
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,767
Hi. Okay, can you guys
keep a secret?
286
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,899
Yeah. Sure.
287
00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,379
Good, 'cause I can't.
288
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,555
Leonard played
Dungeons & Dragons
289
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:39,035
with the hot guy
from Magic Mike.
290
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,691
I never got to see that movie. Seriously?
291
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,171
Yeah, Howie made us leave
292
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,260
as soon as he realized
it wasn't about magic.
293
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:50,873
Well, I have seen that movie
one or seven times,
294
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,919
and trust me, it is magic.
295
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:57,053
Which guy? That one.
296
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,708
Abracadabra.
297
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,452
Hey, you know what was fun?
298
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,281
That time we played
Dungeons & Dragons.
299
00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:11,415
That was fun.
We should play that more.
300
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,680
Sorry, what now?
301
00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,949
Hey, what are you guys
doing here?
302
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,473
I, think Sheldon
might have left something.
303
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,649
You mean, besides his lunch?
304
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,524
You are so funny, Wil.
305
00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:36,832
We were just talking
about how funny you are.
306
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,573
Yeah, Leonard told you,
didn't he?
307
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,053
Yeah. Yup. Yeah.
308
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,750
It's Manganiello?
309
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,666
Feel good about yourselves?
310
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,711
Nope. No. Yeah.
311
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,716
We're going with no? No.
312
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:56,678
Hey, guys.
313
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,549
What are you smiling about?
314
00:14:58,593 --> 00:15:00,812
What? This is my regular face.
315
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:02,771
No, it's not.
316
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,730
Y-Your regular face
is more like this...
317
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:12,563
No, no, i-it's-it's more
in the eyebrows, like this...
318
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:18,134
Okay, make your jokes.
319
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,570
I'm still in a great mood.
320
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,793
Hey.
321
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,229
Wait, what?
322
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,103
Why?
323
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,932
Come on, but...
324
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:37,719
O-Okay, fine.
325
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:40,722
Raj was right,
it is more in the eyebrows.
326
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,246
What was that all about?
327
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,161
Wil kicked me out
of his D&D game.
328
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,643
You were in Wil's D&D game?
329
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,558
With William ?
And you didn't tell us?
330
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,343
I'm sorry,
Wil made me promise not to.
331
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,997
I thought we were friends.
332
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,304
Come on, you guys
would do the same thing.
333
00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,045
No, we wouldn't!
I told you when I was
334
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,698
in spin class with
Scarlett Johansson.
335
00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:02,744
It didn't even turn out
to be Scarlett Johansson.
336
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,573
Well, that's her
fault, not mine!
337
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:06,878
It doesn't matter
338
00:16:06,922 --> 00:16:09,664
because Penny blabbed about it
and now I'm out.
339
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:13,755
So there's an open seat.
340
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:16,584
Wil! Wil !
341
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,629
Open! Open!
342
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:22,372
No. No. No.
343
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:23,852
Hell no.
344
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:27,377
Look, we know Leonard is out.
You need to fill a seat.
345
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,771
It should be one of us.
346
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:31,381
Or give me another chance.
347
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,905
I think me and Joe Manganiello
were really hitting it off.
348
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,952
Joe Manganiello was there? From Magic Mike?
349
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,650
You guys suck.
350
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,652
Agreed. You guys suck.
Let's go, Wil.
351
00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,306
No.
352
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,005
All of you.
353
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,919
You're just trying to use me
354
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,747
to get close
to my famous friends.
355
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,401
Do you know how
that makes me feel?
356
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:53,621
Flattered?
357
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,623
Used.
358
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:59,018
I was gonna guess that.
359
00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,063
One of the worst things
about being a celebrity
360
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:04,414
is you never know if people
like you for you.
361
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,896
Well, thanks
for letting me know.
362
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:12,074
You're right, that was
really crappy of us.
363
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:15,904
Yeah, I guess we just got
caught up in the excitement.
364
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,820
We're sorry, Wil.
We do like you for you.
365
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,430
And if it makes you feel
366
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,714
any better, I don't even really
consider you a celebrity.
367
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,788
Should we go or do you want
to wait for the sprinklers?
368
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,146
Guys, I-I still feel
a little bad about Wil.
369
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:41,538
Me, too.
370
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:44,889
Yeah. We should invite him
to come play with us.
371
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,109
Ask him to bring some chips
372
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,676
because we're all out.
373
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:50,678
Hey, Wil, this is Leonard.
374
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:51,940
Make it Bugles.
375
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,463
No, no, no, no, no,
pretzel sticks.
376
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,030
No, no, no, Bugles.
377
00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,989
We're gonna play some D&D
378
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,315
and thought you might
want to join us.
379
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,577
Thank you, Leonard, but actually
380
00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,255
I can't do it tonight.
381
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,257
How about another time?
382
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,129
Okay, great. Thanks. Bye.
383
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:09,131
Okay, where were we?
384
00:18:12,439 --> 00:18:16,573
I was about to go all
Wrath of Khanon the ogres.
385
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,140
Man, that's it.
386
00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:21,012
Put another dollar
in the Star Trekjar, Bill.
387
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,537
Worth it.
388
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:29,108
Speaking of putting
dollars in things...
389
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,591
I loved you in Magic Mike.
390
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,680
Thanks.
391
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,291
Switch places with me.
392
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,861
Are we playing musical chairs
or Dungeons & Dragons?
393
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:47,343
Yeah, let's teach that ogre
what my broadsword tastes like.
394
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:50,694
I like your moxie.
395
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,654
Aw, and I like
your grandpa words.
396
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:03,098
My dad and I watched you win
back-to-back championships.
397
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:07,320
And I watched you sniff Joe's
hair when he wasn't looking.
398
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,717
Thank you again for inviting us,
and don't worry,
399
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,197
we won't tell the guys.
400
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,721
You know what, why don't
you tell the guys?
401
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,549
In fact, let's all
take a picture
402
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:21,160
and send it to them right now.
403
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,602
That's weird.
404
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,565
We deserve that.
405
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,413
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