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While Hitler pounds
the allies in Europe,
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American Troops under
the command of General MacArthur
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are forced to retreat
from the advancing Japanese
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to the safety of Australia.
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During transit, two black pumas,
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ceremonial mascots
of the newly arrived infantry,
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escape after a truck rollover,
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disappearing into the Australian Bush.
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Fearing a public relations disaster,
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MacArthur dispatches
a squad of five U.S soldiers
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to catch or kill the pumas.
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But the pumas are the least
of the squad's problems,
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for a far more sinister danger awaits
them in the high mountain wilderness.
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What's the prognosis, Corporal?
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Mamma Mia!
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Well if that ain't the cat's meow.
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As much as I have a fondness for pussy,
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I suggest we skip
the oral lesson captain
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And how, Sergeant Weaver.
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Say Captain,
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I saw 'Yank in the Rank"
three times,
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and you and Judy Garland
make a fine couple, sir.
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So you're the sucker
that came to see that movie, huh?
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Yeah sucker three times over, sir.
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Well you should've made it
ten times, Balkhash,
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They mights run it a second week.
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"North-West Mounted Police",
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"Billy the Kid's Gun Justice"
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I've seen them all but
'Yank in the Rank",
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that's favorite, sir.
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You know,
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I haven't looked at another girl's legs
since that night you left.
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Well I've looked at other men.
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Ah, but I bet you didn't look at them
the same way you looked at me...
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That first night in Kansas City.
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Ah, it's a dilly.
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You know, when you beat this outfit
you gotta go into show business.
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Maybe, maybe you'll introduce me
to Judy Garland hey Captain?
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Why...
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I'll introduce you to
a great anythings Balkhash.
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Say, Australia's some crazy place huh?
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Like you seen the animals
they got around here?
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"Boeing-bong-bong"
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I think none of them are as bad ass
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as the abracadabra we got
back home in Tornado Alley.
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Aw, Updike you're a punch drunk
hay-burner,
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Everyone knows the abracadabra
don't exist.
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Hey, Barbarella, pitfall's a guinea, how come
you sin 'tin catalysis" Mussolini's ass?
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- To hell with you, you dumb rube.
- Now now boys,
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we're all batting
for the same team here,
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- all for the same team.
- I don't care what you goofs think,
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I'm as Uncle Sam's as the rest of ya's.
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Three generations all in Brooklyn,
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I might be a wop but I ain't no fascist.
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You see what those guys
done to Sicily?
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Brooklyn? When the hell did that
become part of the States?
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Say, if we do get invaded
and there's a last stand,
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it'll be in Brooklyn. Jeez,
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there's some neighborhoods
even I wouldn't walk into.
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This is it boys,
guess we hoof it from here on in.
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I've never seen a puma before, Sarge,
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what am I meant to do?
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Shoot them you idiot!
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Now if that ain't the biggest purple
helmeted snot Nazi I ever did see.
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Look at it and weep, Updike.
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What if I wipe your ass with it,
Mussolini?
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Yeah, you wipe your ass
with this, Updike,
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might just get you into heaven.
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It looks like you're about
to wet your pants, Balkhash.
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The last Puma I saw Sergeant
was at the San Diego zoo.
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Well at least it was behind bars.
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Captain...
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Oh Jesus of the pure earth.
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Michigan!
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Looks like this good old boy
was trying to do himself a little hunting'.
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Stupid kangaroo fucker,
taking on a God-damn puma.
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As if a little pop gun like this
would scratch those kitty cats.
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Alright, Sergeant, I wanna be on top
of that bridge by sunset.
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We brain those pumas tonight,
tomorrow will be duck soup.
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Yes, sir. Alright boys
you've got three minutes,
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then I want a chorus
of "Teddy Bears Picnic".
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Barbarella, Balkhash,
you got detail on the coffin.
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Updike, you think you can get
Muhammad to the mountain?
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Enough dynamite, Sarge
and I'll get the mountain to Muhammad.
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That a boy.
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- Rakish, get your ass over here.
- Coming, Sarge, right away.
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Son of a bitch.
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What the fuck's in this anyway,
Sarge, your old lady?
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Yeah maybe one of those wop dames
from Expositor's pork store.
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So Italian's like to eat, you think
we got a choice in the matter?
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Can the horseplay, Barelli
and get moving,
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- we're burning daylight.
- Yes, Sarge.
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You should see how my momma eats.
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Say, Captain, what's that Nazi loving
eye-tie doing on this detail anyhow?
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I mean, God-damn
National Socialists, sir.
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Orders from the top, Corporal
ours is not to reason why.
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Yeah, well I don't like shipping out
with no fascist.
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This detail's crummy enough as it is.
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All that we are is the result
of what we thought,
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what we think is what we become.
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Billy the Kid's Gun Justice, scene 42.
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Don't go getting all nickel led
and deemed, Updike.
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Okay boys, round them up
and move them out.
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You boys drop that transmitter
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you'll be down three weeks
in the hoosegow.
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We'll be careful, Sarge.
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God damn right you will.
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Say, Sarge, can't we get
"The Andrew Sisters" on this thing?
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"Beat me, Daddy, eight to the bar..."
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That ain't no crystal set, Barbarella,
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doesn't pick up signals,
it sends 'em out.
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Ultra high frequencies
to attract the pumas.
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Like a dog signal right, Sarge?
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We had this old hunting dog
back home,
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as quick as all get-out
when my daddy blew that whistle.
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Oh that's exactly what it is, Updike,
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only damn more expensive
that your old daddy's dog whistle.
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Hey, Captain, how come the 96 couldn't
keep a racoons like everybody else huh?
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Well they wanted Lana Turner but
she was busy servicing the Joint Chiefs.
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Didn't the 91st have a pet monkey?
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Nah that was the general's wife.
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Maybe it was a kraut-loving hypo.
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Can it, Corporal.
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We wouldn't be on this dumb ass detail
if that rube wop didn't roll his truck.
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I said can it!
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Take it easy with that box guys.
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Alright, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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Oh no
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Why you stinking, worthless kike!
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I was just taking a drink, Sarge!
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Yeah try taking a drink while I shove
that canteen up your tight Jewish ass!
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Don't go all hard-boiled, Sergeant.
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- He didn't do it on purpose.
- God-damn it!
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A whole stack of man hours went
into building this contraption...
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a whole stack of man hours.
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Guys I just hate to make you hump it
all this way up the mountain for nothing.
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Okay Private? Barbarella?
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Pick it up.
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Updike you're back on point,
this ain't no hog-tying.
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Shit, I can't figure
why you bums are with us.
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Screwball screwball,
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and a no good gonzo,
ought to be a law against y'all.
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Quit gold-bricking, keep moving...
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you got me to deal with.
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- Captain how much further?
- Not far.
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This will do, find a flat spot
over here, flat and level put it down.
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Put it on a flat spot for God sake.
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Jesus!
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- And take it easy!
- Yes, Sarge.
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Right there take it easy, easy, easy.
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Everything kosher down there,
Sergeant?
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Sweet as a lullaby Captain,
sweet as a lullaby.
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And behold...
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God made the heavens
and the pure earth.
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God's absent without leave, Sergeant,
or don't you watch the newsreels?
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You don't believe
in a higher power, Captain?
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I put faith in my own instincts
before some imaginary sky fairy.
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If I wasn't an Atheist before Hollywood
I sure as heck am now.
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Rest the men, Sergeant.
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Yes sir, Captain.
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Captain,
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I go the way that
providence dictates sir,
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with all the assurance of a sleepwalker.
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I'll keep that in mind sergeant,
dismissed.
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Okay you bunch of goldbricks,
get off your ass, we've got work to do.
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- Updike get some bait out ASAP.
- Sergeant
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Barbarella. Get some communication
going with HQ.
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- Yes Sarge.
- Balkhash, you got detail on the latrine.
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Oh come on, Sarge, I did it last week!
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So do it again this week!
Move your ass!
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Oh you gotta be kidding me...
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We've always been here waiting for you
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to take you back to the stars
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Oh, man.
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Shit, don't matter how much
of this god damn slop I eat,
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this stuff ain't fit for a two year old.
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Ah don't be a nudism, Updike,
quit your whining.
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Captain, do you think after the war
you can get me a shot in Hollywood?
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And put Lon Chaney out of a job?
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I love that big death scene
in "Screaming Leathernecks" Captain
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where you fled Germany
with those five orphans,
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that was some swell picture sir.
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You saw that too?
What are you a masochist?
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Not that I know of sir.
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Yeah, that death scene was my idea,
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RHO hated it
but I talked Schrieffer around.
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It was the best scene in the goddamn
picture, got nominated you know.
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- Wow!
- A good looking boy like you, Captain,
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I bet those Hollywood dames were just
begging you to bang their brains out.
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Like Judy Garland hey Captain?
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00:20:26,607 --> 00:20:28,518
Say, did you get to bang her too?
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Might of.
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Come on, Captain, we'd sure
appreciate some juicy details.
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Yeah come on Cap, let us know.
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00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,396
Yeah, Captain,
what have you got to hide?
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00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:41,132
Oh no sir, I'm trying to,
I'm trying to give up butts...
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No take a closer look Balkhash.
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Go on, Balkhash, what's it say?
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To the sexiest man I know, J.G.
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Wow! Judy Garland?
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You banged Judy Garland sir?
Ain't that the berries!
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How about you, Balkhash?
How'd you end up in this outfit?
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- I mean, you'll all belly laugh sir.
- No we won't,
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we're all friends here, beat your gums.
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My father's a Rabbi in New York,
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wanted me to join the Yeshiva,
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but I started wondering sir
where it was that God actually lived,
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and more importantly sir,
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where it was that war actually lived,
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and the conclusion I came to sir
was that both God and war
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live inside ourselves,
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and the moment we get the fires
of peace stoked again,
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the sooner we'll all get on
with our lives.
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That's why enlisted.
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Who would of thought,
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you're pretty fucking smart
for a kid, Balkhash. I'll give you that.
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But, but there's one more thing I want,
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one thing I want
more than anything on earth...
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Spit it out, Balkhash.
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Is to be a player, sir,
to be an actor just like you.
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- One born every minute.
- Oh it's OK, Balkhash, good for you.
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A man should know what he wants,
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I mean if a ham like me can make it
on the silver screen you sure as hell can.
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00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,976
You boys might be content
with putting on makeup
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and prancing around like
a bunch of pansies in fancy dress.
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I got me a man's ambition.
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00:22:11,045 --> 00:22:12,752
Well don't keep it pent up, Corporal.
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I'm gonna be
President of the United States.
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Well that is a dilly!
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Go ahead and laugh
you bunch of blue noses,
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you all see, my daddy's a senator,
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he's gonna grease that ladder for me...
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nice and slippery like.
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You got a problem with my daddy, boy?
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Take it easy Updike.
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I ain't the one with the problem,
Corporal Updike.
238
00:22:40,975 --> 00:22:42,977
But ah I just like to keep
my opinions to myself.
239
00:22:45,212 --> 00:22:45,986
No go on, Barbarella.
240
00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:49,027
Speak your piece,
that's what we're fighting for.
241
00:22:55,089 --> 00:22:58,195
The American people
ain't stupid, Corporal Updike,
242
00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,834
they're about as likely to elect a dumb
243
00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:03,168
redneck cracker
asshole like you for President
244
00:23:03,797 --> 00:23:06,937
as they are a dime store wop like me.
245
00:23:12,172 --> 00:23:15,119
- Why you!
- Easy, Updike, take it easy,
246
00:23:15,609 --> 00:23:16,644
at ease.
247
00:23:19,613 --> 00:23:20,819
You're funny, Barbarella.
248
00:23:21,615 --> 00:23:24,289
You're a real funny boy. I like you.
249
00:23:24,685 --> 00:23:27,131
Yeah well I think the President
should be a straight talking man,
250
00:23:28,055 --> 00:23:28,931
a man of values.
251
00:23:29,156 --> 00:23:30,794
Someone the average
Joe can relate to, not some
252
00:23:31,091 --> 00:23:32,968
East Coast intellectual,
or pinko liberal.
253
00:23:34,094 --> 00:23:36,973
I think it's a fine ideal, Updike,
a mighty fine idea.
254
00:23:37,131 --> 00:23:39,042
Alright I've had enough
of this bullshit, let's go
255
00:23:39,199 --> 00:23:41,338
let's get this show on the road.
Barbarella I want you on the God spot,
256
00:23:41,535 --> 00:23:43,481
if you see one of them pumas
you nail its ass.
257
00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:44,675
Yes, sir.
258
00:23:50,244 --> 00:23:51,314
Fucker.
259
00:26:36,776 --> 00:26:37,811
President.
260
00:26:49,989 --> 00:26:50,899
Warm you up, Captain?
261
00:26:51,591 --> 00:26:53,070
Pasadena, Sergeant thank you.
262
00:30:42,789 --> 00:30:44,735
Captain, wake up! The pumas are here!
263
00:30:44,991 --> 00:30:46,732
Wake up, Captain they're here!
Come on,
264
00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,363
get up, get up!
265
00:30:57,537 --> 00:30:59,278
We couldn't wake you, sir.
266
00:31:01,274 --> 00:31:02,810
Over do you read me? Over...
267
00:31:17,356 --> 00:31:18,334
Is it a puma?
268
00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,062
Ain't no puma that big.
269
00:31:20,293 --> 00:31:22,136
Or some kind of bear, Updike?
Was it a bear?
270
00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:23,663
Ain't no bear neither.
271
00:31:23,996 --> 00:31:25,805
I picked a hell of a week
to give up butts.
272
00:31:54,227 --> 00:31:56,366
- Updike. Get back on point,
- Yes sir.
273
00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:58,372
We're getting the hell out of here.
274
00:31:59,932 --> 00:32:01,036
Slow down, Captain.
275
00:32:38,437 --> 00:32:39,643
Updike, where the hell are we?
276
00:32:39,972 --> 00:32:42,646
Dang! This is the right direction,
I'm sure of it!
277
00:32:42,909 --> 00:32:45,219
Well this is due east.
We followed the same path down.
278
00:32:45,245 --> 00:32:46,451
Yeah so where's the Jeep huh?
279
00:32:46,513 --> 00:32:48,083
Hell I must be losing my marbles.
280
00:32:48,615 --> 00:32:51,494
It should be here, right here... damn!
281
00:32:55,889 --> 00:32:56,833
Say, Captain...
282
00:32:58,358 --> 00:32:59,496
I think you need to see this.
283
00:33:11,638 --> 00:33:14,642
Shoot, some kangaroo fucker stole
the God-damn Jeep.
284
00:33:14,974 --> 00:33:17,545
Yeah, and I think some Kangaroo fucker
has stolen the God-damn road.
285
00:33:17,677 --> 00:33:18,917
What are you an idiot?!
286
00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:20,890
Jesus of the pure earth...
287
00:33:21,681 --> 00:33:24,161
it worked... it actually worked!
288
00:33:24,484 --> 00:33:25,656
What are you talking about, Sergeant?
289
00:33:38,498 --> 00:33:40,273
You expect me to believe
this flour-flushing shit?
290
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,277
I know you don't believe
in anything, Captain,
291
00:33:42,969 --> 00:33:44,346
no need to reinforce the fact.
292
00:33:45,638 --> 00:33:47,140
You're O.S.S? A Colonel?
293
00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:51,353
It's not the road that's gone
gentlemen, we have.
294
00:33:52,478 --> 00:33:54,549
This radio transmitter
295
00:33:55,682 --> 00:33:57,218
is a time machine...
296
00:33:59,085 --> 00:34:01,656
a time machine.
297
00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:12,842
We've gone backwards,
difficult to say how far,
298
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,339
approximately fifty thousand years.
299
00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:18,877
Begin' your pardon, Sarge, but,
300
00:34:19,572 --> 00:34:20,983
have you completely lost your marbles?
301
00:34:21,474 --> 00:34:23,385
You shouldn't talk that way
to a superior officer.
302
00:34:23,576 --> 00:34:26,352
Yeah that's right, Barbarella, don't talk
that way to a superior officer
303
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,022
this is bullshit!
304
00:34:28,481 --> 00:34:31,428
A psych operation, a trick, and one
I should have been informed of.
305
00:34:31,651 --> 00:34:33,927
That thing that attacked us
was a marsupial lion,
306
00:34:34,454 --> 00:34:36,400
extinct in our time but not in this one.
307
00:34:36,556 --> 00:34:37,534
Updike,
308
00:34:37,957 --> 00:34:40,563
- plot us a course back to the base.
- There is no base.
309
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,762
Everything within a two mile radius
of that transmitter
310
00:34:42,962 --> 00:34:44,464
has been shipped back in time.
311
00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:47,010
- Our jeep's right where we left it.
- In 1943?
312
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,543
Now you're on the trolley.
313
00:34:49,202 --> 00:34:50,681
No one knew if the coffin would work,
314
00:34:51,604 --> 00:34:54,517
mights done nothing,
might of killed all of us,
315
00:34:55,608 --> 00:34:57,554
and this mission might still be
a one-way ticket.
316
00:34:57,677 --> 00:34:59,350
Man you are completely nuts!
317
00:34:59,479 --> 00:35:01,584
Don't pretend like you
just got off the boat.
318
00:35:01,914 --> 00:35:04,224
Negative! You put this entire squad
in jeopardy.
319
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,430
And gladly, I'm willing to die
for what I believe in.
320
00:35:06,653 --> 00:35:08,394
- Yeah what's that?
- Away of life,
321
00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:10,397
a political system that works.
322
00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:14,467
Why I'd sacrifice myself and every one
of you to preserve those things.
323
00:35:15,094 --> 00:35:16,437
Am I right, Updike?
324
00:35:17,964 --> 00:35:19,136
Hell yes, sir.
325
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,736
The way I see it, Captain,
326
00:35:22,602 --> 00:35:24,411
you ain't the one
giving' the orders anymore...
327
00:35:26,372 --> 00:35:27,544
- you all been demoted.
- Yeah,
328
00:35:28,374 --> 00:35:30,354
well the way I see it, Updike, is that
329
00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:32,581
I think you've had too much
giggle-water.
330
00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:43,831
May I remind all of you,
331
00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:47,294
refusal to obey a superior officer
in a time of war is treason.
332
00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:54,876
I prepared this mission,
333
00:35:55,768 --> 00:35:59,477
I studied all of your psychological
profiles, all of you!
334
00:36:03,009 --> 00:36:05,353
I know everybody's dirty little secrets.
335
00:36:24,597 --> 00:36:28,010
You disobey me again and I'll scrag you
good and proper, O'Brian.
336
00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:29,312
Understand?
337
00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:34,451
We've come back to the past
to save the future gentlemen,
338
00:36:35,475 --> 00:36:37,785
to put an end to the tyranny
of Hitler's Third Reich!
339
00:36:39,445 --> 00:36:41,482
Humanity will owe you all a great debt.
340
00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:44,553
I wanna be west of those mountains
in two hours.
341
00:36:45,518 --> 00:36:47,327
Updike hit the sixes,
you're back on point.
342
00:36:47,453 --> 00:36:48,397
Yes sir, Colonel sir.
343
00:36:48,654 --> 00:36:51,032
And, Barbarella you're on fire extinguisher,
let's move out.
344
00:36:53,893 --> 00:36:55,463
Stay outta my way grease-ball.
345
00:36:59,766 --> 00:37:01,507
Anybody can make history,
Corporal Updike,
346
00:37:02,535 --> 00:37:04,276
but only great men can write it.
347
00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:07,111
God bless America, sir.
348
00:37:11,644 --> 00:37:13,555
- Captain?
- Move out, Private.
349
00:37:13,646 --> 00:37:14,784
You heard the Colonel.
350
00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:38,675
You really believe
we've moved through time, Captain?
351
00:38:39,198 --> 00:38:41,508
I don't know
what I believe anymore, Balkhash.
352
00:38:43,436 --> 00:38:45,882
When are we gonna put that cracker
asshole back in his box, Captain?
353
00:38:48,608 --> 00:38:51,054
Upon the road of life
I stumbled into a dark wood,
354
00:38:52,478 --> 00:38:53,889
for the right path had been missed.
355
00:38:54,814 --> 00:38:56,088
What, what was that, Captain?
356
00:38:57,617 --> 00:38:59,426
Inferno in Alabama' - scene 27.
357
00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:01,793
Apple sauce!
358
00:39:02,722 --> 00:39:04,668
You see what kind of a fine
actor he is huh, Barbarella?
359
00:39:04,924 --> 00:39:06,835
Oh jeez, if he can act us back to 1943
360
00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:09,098
I'll give the man
an Academy Award myself.
361
00:39:22,808 --> 00:39:23,980
Hold it right there.
362
00:39:33,653 --> 00:39:35,530
Jesus of the pure earth!
363
00:39:50,436 --> 00:39:51,676
Scatter - hit the deck!
364
00:40:05,017 --> 00:40:05,995
Shit!
365
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:38,994
What are you afraid
of a little prick?
366
00:42:29,294 --> 00:42:31,467
Rakish, Balkhash!
367
00:42:59,124 --> 00:43:00,660
Alright, we can't lollygag around.
368
00:43:00,992 --> 00:43:02,869
Fire up that box,
I gotta get this kid back to 1943.
369
00:43:03,128 --> 00:43:04,436
If he lives there's no gain.
370
00:43:05,130 --> 00:43:06,734
If he dies there's no loss.
371
00:43:07,766 --> 00:43:09,074
What the hell kind
of an animal are you?
372
00:43:09,968 --> 00:43:11,413
The kind of animal that follows orders.
373
00:43:17,175 --> 00:43:20,088
You took it out of your pants and
you should of done some thin' with it.
374
00:43:23,248 --> 00:43:25,956
Updike, that's enough,
enough God-dammit!
375
00:43:27,085 --> 00:43:28,189
Okay Updike?
376
00:43:29,054 --> 00:43:29,930
Okay Barbarella?
377
00:43:31,089 --> 00:43:35,970
You wanna get that kid back home
then you do what I say... what I say!
378
00:43:36,128 --> 00:43:38,039
You fucking rube,
you've condemned us all.
379
00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:42,075
Our salvation lies yonder, Captain,
now move out.
380
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,073
Updike, you're on my ass... now!
381
00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:47,973
God damn bunch of 8-balls.
382
00:43:48,273 --> 00:43:51,516
God damn fucking ass holes...
383
00:43:53,211 --> 00:43:54,383
Anything comes sniffing
around here, Balkhash,
384
00:43:54,513 --> 00:43:56,686
you shoot it's God-damn ass off
you understand?
385
00:43:58,450 --> 00:43:59,656
I'll be right back.
386
00:45:19,731 --> 00:45:21,005
I didn't expect this.
387
00:45:23,936 --> 00:45:25,279
What were you expecting?
388
00:46:28,734 --> 00:46:30,077
Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
389
00:47:27,759 --> 00:47:29,636
We found it buried
right here in 1939...
390
00:47:30,395 --> 00:47:32,500
Decayed, corroded.
391
00:47:33,365 --> 00:47:35,345
Forgotten for over
fifty thousand years.
392
00:47:36,168 --> 00:47:37,476
Wait, you're saying
393
00:47:37,836 --> 00:47:39,747
that's where that box came from,
Colonel?
394
00:47:40,372 --> 00:47:41,851
That box was the only thing
salvageable,
395
00:47:42,608 --> 00:47:43,552
it's the heart of the ship...
396
00:47:44,076 --> 00:47:45,783
a quantum wave generator
that buckled time
397
00:47:45,944 --> 00:47:48,185
and space like a Barnum & Bailey
Circus mirror.
398
00:47:49,047 --> 00:47:50,492
What's our mission, sir?
399
00:47:50,849 --> 00:47:54,194
Why we're gonna fly that giant
suppository back to 1943
400
00:47:54,753 --> 00:47:56,460
and shove it up Adolf Hitler's ass.
401
00:47:57,856 --> 00:47:59,563
Those potato-mashers won't know
what hit 'em...
402
00:48:00,525 --> 00:48:04,564
Ah boys, we're gonna change
the course of human history.
403
00:48:05,397 --> 00:48:07,570
This time next year pigeons
will be crapping on our statues
404
00:48:07,733 --> 00:48:10,873
from Washington State,
to Washington D.C
405
00:48:12,838 --> 00:48:15,842
Just what us Italians need
another fucking statue.
406
00:48:58,650 --> 00:48:59,822
God-dammit!
407
00:49:05,123 --> 00:49:07,569
I'll get inside that thing
if it takes me all eternity.
408
00:49:08,794 --> 00:49:10,034
We camp here tonight!
409
00:50:02,047 --> 00:50:03,390
Don't sweat it Private,
410
00:50:04,049 --> 00:50:06,791
that ship's electromagnetic field
scares the hell out of those critters.
411
00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:08,929
They won't come any closer.
412
00:50:09,154 --> 00:50:11,134
It ain't the critters that
are eating me, Colonel.
413
00:50:11,323 --> 00:50:13,564
It's the fact that I'm gonna have
to eat those critters.
414
00:50:29,808 --> 00:50:31,651
Where's your atheism now, O'Brian?
415
00:50:32,544 --> 00:50:35,354
Here you are at God's doorstep
but you refuse to acknowledge it.
416
00:50:36,114 --> 00:50:38,094
That chunk of metal means
there might be little green men,
417
00:50:38,283 --> 00:50:40,024
it does not mean there's a God.
418
00:50:40,552 --> 00:50:42,623
Well I think it proves definitively
that there's a God
419
00:50:42,954 --> 00:50:44,194
and he's on our side.
420
00:50:44,956 --> 00:50:46,697
That sounds like something
a Nazi would say.
421
00:50:47,392 --> 00:50:48,666
Well maybe they'd be right.
422
00:50:49,327 --> 00:50:51,500
Maybe the real war
isn't man against man.
423
00:50:52,297 --> 00:50:53,708
Maybe it's man against God?
424
00:50:54,332 --> 00:50:56,676
We're gonna use that ship
to overthrow God, right?
425
00:50:57,736 --> 00:50:59,477
Yeah, Up dike's on the trolley,
426
00:51:00,172 --> 00:51:02,379
that's exactly
why God led us to the ship.
427
00:51:02,874 --> 00:51:03,784
Negative,
428
00:51:04,075 --> 00:51:07,284
whatever flew that ship is long gone
or didn't you see those graves?
429
00:51:07,879 --> 00:51:10,155
I wouldn't expect you
to agree with me, O'Brian.
430
00:51:11,049 --> 00:51:13,655
I doubt if anything like that has been
mentioned in the Torah.
431
00:51:15,754 --> 00:51:18,633
Oh, is that a revelation to you, boys?
432
00:51:19,558 --> 00:51:22,732
Our beloved Captain here
is of the Judaic persuasion.
433
00:51:23,728 --> 00:51:25,674
Donald O'Brian is a stage name,
434
00:51:26,631 --> 00:51:29,202
you wanna tell 'em
what your real handle is, Captain?
435
00:51:31,803 --> 00:51:33,646
Go on, Captain.
You got a right to speak...
436
00:51:34,005 --> 00:51:35,712
that's what we're fighting for.
437
00:51:44,649 --> 00:51:45,559
Undermanned,
438
00:51:47,953 --> 00:51:49,261
Elijah Undermanned.
439
00:51:51,723 --> 00:51:52,667
Shit!
440
00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:54,164
Well, Undermanned,
441
00:51:54,893 --> 00:51:57,965
I believe the destiny of man
is to rule the cosmos,
442
00:51:59,264 --> 00:52:04,475
to be first raised as God's children
but then to ascend and take his place.
443
00:52:08,807 --> 00:52:10,252
We're gonna need more water.
444
00:52:11,643 --> 00:52:15,489
Corporal Updike,
go fill the Captain's canteen.
445
00:52:16,281 --> 00:52:17,624
Yes sir, Colonel, sir.
446
00:52:18,016 --> 00:52:20,394
Might as well ah
fill 'em all up hey, Captain.
447
00:52:43,008 --> 00:52:45,352
Ain't nothin' I like better
than a round, full moon.
448
00:52:52,784 --> 00:52:54,627
You gonna tell me
what you want, Mussolini?
449
00:52:55,053 --> 00:52:56,999
I feel I owe you an apology.
450
00:52:58,523 --> 00:52:59,501
What?
451
00:53:00,091 --> 00:53:02,731
Well growing up in Brooklyn,
I seen a lot of ugly things,
452
00:53:02,961 --> 00:53:05,567
Protestants thumping' Catholics,
Catholics thumping' Jews,
453
00:53:05,797 --> 00:53:08,334
everyone running their own
little stinking' racket,
454
00:53:08,733 --> 00:53:10,406
talk about organized religion.
455
00:53:11,369 --> 00:53:13,178
What the hell kind
of tune are you plain'?
456
00:53:13,638 --> 00:53:15,242
I'm playing "Yankee Doodle Dandy".
457
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,317
I'm playing
"The Star Spangled Banner",
458
00:53:17,442 --> 00:53:20,423
but unless we all start singing
from the same song book,
459
00:53:20,612 --> 00:53:23,752
then those Nazi bastards
will have us singing "Lilia Marlene",
460
00:53:24,015 --> 00:53:25,016
you know what I'm saying?
461
00:53:32,123 --> 00:53:35,468
The Colonel's gone mad,
he's all balled up,
462
00:53:36,094 --> 00:53:38,301
he's never gonna get inside
that tin can.
463
00:53:38,797 --> 00:53:40,902
Lakisha's a goner
if we don't help him quick.
464
00:53:41,633 --> 00:53:43,613
So, you got a better proposition?
465
00:53:44,369 --> 00:53:45,473
We got one chance,
466
00:53:45,971 --> 00:53:49,509
one chance to repair that box
and get back to 1943
467
00:53:49,808 --> 00:53:54,154
but that ain't gonna happen unless
we all work together, cheapish?
468
00:53:58,050 --> 00:54:00,530
Where I hail from a man ain't
a man unless he speaks his piece.
469
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,729
I always admired
that about you, Barbarella...
470
00:54:04,690 --> 00:54:05,794
You're an honorable man.
471
00:54:11,897 --> 00:54:15,401
Take my hand, Updike,
I want you to accept my apology.
472
00:54:20,973 --> 00:54:24,944
You're my gonzo bitch,
I'm gonna cut you a vagina.
473
00:54:29,047 --> 00:54:31,994
The bank is open,
I'm gonna make a deposit.
474
00:54:37,856 --> 00:54:39,563
Bye bye eye-tie.
475
00:54:50,369 --> 00:54:53,111
Colonel, Colonel!
476
00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:57,949
He's gone, Barbarella's gone.
477
00:54:59,811 --> 00:55:01,552
- What?
- Gator' took him,
478
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,957
came out of the water
and tore him all to hell and gone.
479
00:55:04,116 --> 00:55:05,993
Are you sure he's dead?
What if he's only injured?
480
00:55:06,184 --> 00:55:08,926
No way, that critter had
it self a nice bit of dago meat.
481
00:55:09,087 --> 00:55:12,125
Why you lying sack of shit!
I'll see you court-marshaled for this!
482
00:55:12,290 --> 00:55:15,100
Fuck you, you Jew faggot,
I'll tear you a new asshole,
483
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,268
the wop was dragged into the swamp
nice and deep.
484
00:55:19,398 --> 00:55:21,275
Cut that shit out! The both of you!
485
00:55:22,134 --> 00:55:23,477
This is still a military operation.
486
00:55:25,037 --> 00:55:26,914
Any more insubordination Corporal,
487
00:55:27,272 --> 00:55:28,580
and I'll discipline you personally.
488
00:55:28,974 --> 00:55:31,716
Either you tie a leash around
this asshole or I'll do it myself.
489
00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:34,616
There'll be no more fighting
in this outfit! Am I clear?
490
00:55:36,314 --> 00:55:39,193
I said am I clear?
491
00:55:40,485 --> 00:55:41,657
Updike?
492
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,196
Yes, sir.
493
00:55:45,323 --> 00:55:47,769
Both of you hit the sack.
494
00:55:49,161 --> 00:55:50,162
That's an order.
495
00:59:00,351 --> 00:59:02,592
Take you back to the stars.
496
00:59:26,844 --> 00:59:27,879
What's the ruckus?
497
00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:42,767
O'Brian, you listening to me?
498
00:59:43,995 --> 00:59:46,874
What in the Sam Hill are you doing,
going through the Colonel's property?
499
00:59:46,998 --> 00:59:50,411
He's a Colonel alright...
in the Luftwaffe.
500
00:59:51,369 --> 00:59:53,747
You expect me to believe
that bunch of slimy goose crap?
501
00:59:56,207 --> 00:59:57,914
I don't read no foreign languages.
502
00:59:59,911 --> 01:00:01,083
Then read this.
503
01:00:09,854 --> 01:00:10,924
Fuck.
504
01:00:15,493 --> 01:00:16,767
Son of a bitch!
505
01:00:44,488 --> 01:00:47,435
Colonel, Colonel!
506
01:00:48,593 --> 01:00:51,233
Come back here you God-damn
son of a bitch, Colonel!
507
01:00:57,969 --> 01:00:59,471
Colonel...
508
01:01:00,838 --> 01:01:03,250
he left us here, he left us to die!
509
01:01:04,075 --> 01:01:05,315
What're we gonna do?
510
01:01:06,444 --> 01:01:07,889
Are you listening to me O'Brian?
511
01:01:08,079 --> 01:01:09,888
O'Brian are you listening to me?
512
01:01:10,881 --> 01:01:13,327
- The name's Undermanned.
- Fuck.
513
01:02:10,207 --> 01:02:11,709
I hope you know
what the fuck you're doing.
514
01:02:17,014 --> 01:02:18,015
Are you listening to me?
515
01:02:20,317 --> 01:02:22,797
I said are you listening to me?
516
01:02:40,871 --> 01:02:41,941
God-dammit!
517
01:03:05,496 --> 01:03:07,203
Please Lord, don't let this be a dream.
518
01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:40,224
Are we back?
519
01:04:40,891 --> 01:04:43,098
- We're back.
- How do you know we're back?
520
01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:52,912
Jesus of the pure earth...
521
01:05:35,012 --> 01:05:37,185
Oh baby! You beautiful baby!
522
01:05:38,115 --> 01:05:40,686
Oh baby!
523
01:05:40,851 --> 01:05:41,852
Beautiful baby.
524
01:05:43,053 --> 01:05:44,930
You God-damn beautiful baby!
525
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,671
Yeah! Haywood's back baby,
Haywood's back.
526
01:05:51,896 --> 01:05:55,810
Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton'
shit we goon back to base right now.
527
01:05:56,967 --> 01:05:59,379
God-Dammit, Captain I told you
we were going get back, I told you.
528
01:05:59,770 --> 01:06:01,841
You're gonna be on my cabinet,
you're gonna be a Senator, shit
529
01:06:02,806 --> 01:06:04,114
I'm gonna make you Vice President!
530
01:06:05,576 --> 01:06:07,954
Haywood's back, I'm back daddy,
I'm coming home,
531
01:06:08,212 --> 01:06:09,748
I'm gonna be President.
532
01:06:22,993 --> 01:06:25,234
I knew we'd do it,
I knew we'd do it.
533
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,813
"Oh say have you seen, 1943".
534
01:06:35,372 --> 01:06:38,444
Shit we ought to get this Jeep
going right now God-Dammit...
535
01:06:39,743 --> 01:06:40,778
where's the God-damn key?
536
01:06:42,646 --> 01:06:45,957
Updike,
I hope you packed Leaseholder...
537
01:07:45,209 --> 01:07:49,089
This is the day when the planets
will be wreathed in dying garlands,
538
01:07:49,614 --> 01:07:52,424
when the abattoir
will be substituted for the guillotine.
539
01:07:53,651 --> 01:07:55,460
Welcome to New Germanic.
540
01:07:55,886 --> 01:07:57,331
Colonel, sir, is that you?
541
01:07:57,488 --> 01:08:00,367
Of course it's him, you can tell
by the stench of his Nazi breath.
542
01:08:00,725 --> 01:08:02,636
You overshot your wad, Undermanned.
543
01:08:03,127 --> 01:08:04,868
300 years to be precise.
544
01:08:05,196 --> 01:08:06,607
Seems like only yesterday.
545
01:08:08,132 --> 01:08:09,805
After we won the war
546
01:08:10,368 --> 01:08:13,645
we purged the earth of the racially
impure and the mentally inferior
547
01:08:14,005 --> 01:08:15,643
but our crusade won't stop there.
548
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:19,146
Our National Socialist Armada
readies itself to overthrow
549
01:08:19,410 --> 01:08:21,151
God in the 25th dimension.
550
01:08:21,278 --> 01:08:23,952
The fight's not against God,
weaver, it's against ourselves.
551
01:08:24,615 --> 01:08:25,753
You're condemning humanity.
552
01:08:27,051 --> 01:08:28,860
Here you are on the edge
of extinction
553
01:08:29,253 --> 01:08:32,132
and still philosophizing
like one of the chosen people.
554
01:08:32,623 --> 01:08:34,569
I offer you a choice Corporal Updike,
555
01:08:34,892 --> 01:08:37,099
renounce your flag, join the Armada.
556
01:08:37,528 --> 01:08:42,068
Help us achieve our final victory
or die with the Jewish scum.
557
01:08:54,612 --> 01:08:56,592
I knew you were one of us.
558
01:09:34,852 --> 01:09:38,322
What do you have to say fo ryourself,
Lieutenant Updike?
559
01:09:41,492 --> 01:09:42,493
Hal Hitler!
560
01:09:45,730 --> 01:09:49,143
It's time for you to prove your loyalty
to National Socialism my son.
561
01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:52,337
But first, lets make this
an even playing field.
562
01:09:59,043 --> 01:10:00,078
Lieutenant Updike.
563
01:10:00,444 --> 01:10:03,550
You will give these two prisoners
exactly ten seconds head start
564
01:10:03,881 --> 01:10:05,087
Jawline, man Fuhrer!
565
01:10:05,449 --> 01:10:07,520
You better not lollygag around,
O'Brian,
566
01:10:07,718 --> 01:10:10,426
I got me a hard on
for some pretty boy tail.
567
01:10:10,888 --> 01:10:20,070
One, two, three, four, five, six,
568
01:10:20,798 --> 01:10:23,074
seven, eight, nine, ten.
569
01:10:37,248 --> 01:10:38,352
Go, go, go, come on.
570
01:10:49,693 --> 01:10:51,070
Now come on, come on...
571
01:10:51,562 --> 01:10:52,438
come on!
572
01:11:02,273 --> 01:11:04,583
Whatever it is that you've got, Captain.
573
01:11:05,609 --> 01:11:07,282
I don't think I got it in me sir.
574
01:11:07,812 --> 01:11:08,984
Okay we gotta split up,
575
01:11:09,647 --> 01:11:10,955
I want you to move
to that ridge over there.
576
01:11:11,115 --> 01:11:12,287
Let him eyeball you alright?
577
01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,653
I'm gonna come up from behind.
578
01:11:13,884 --> 01:11:16,330
Alright move wanna see the back
of your ass, let's go, go, go.
579
01:11:28,599 --> 01:11:32,672
Well well, I'm gonna stick you
like a Louisiana frog.
580
01:11:34,438 --> 01:11:35,439
Nice try...
581
01:11:38,242 --> 01:11:40,984
where's the other dirty Kike.
582
01:11:41,645 --> 01:11:42,953
Right on your tail.
583
01:11:58,529 --> 01:12:01,271
I reckon you're
gonna enjoy this boy...
584
01:12:48,512 --> 01:12:50,492
Now it's your turn Jew boy,
585
01:12:50,681 --> 01:12:53,161
you picked the wrong week
to give up butts.
586
01:12:53,851 --> 01:12:55,262
Hey, Updike,
587
01:12:56,887 --> 01:12:59,390
that's hardly presidential behaviour.
588
01:13:03,527 --> 01:13:05,473
Got a present for you if you want it.
589
01:13:08,132 --> 01:13:09,611
Just might get you into heaven.
590
01:13:12,803 --> 01:13:15,943
I'm gonna finish you
off for good, Barbarella.
591
01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,779
I know you're here eye-tie.
592
01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:55,615
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
593
01:13:57,681 --> 01:13:58,682
Hey Barbarella,
594
01:13:59,049 --> 01:14:03,122
why don't you stick your head out
so I can make this nice and quick.
595
01:14:39,555 --> 01:14:40,556
Barbarella,
596
01:14:41,491 --> 01:14:43,437
I know you're a fascist boy,
597
01:14:44,127 --> 01:14:45,697
why don't you come down here.
598
01:14:46,363 --> 01:14:49,344
You can join us,
you can be one of us boy...
599
01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:50,937
I know you wanna.
600
01:14:51,768 --> 01:14:54,772
Come on, Barbarella,
they treat you nice boy.
601
01:14:55,372 --> 01:14:57,113
The bank is closed, Updike.
602
01:15:02,212 --> 01:15:03,987
This is the final deposit.
603
01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:32,111
Colonel...
604
01:15:34,511 --> 01:15:35,956
Colonel!
605
01:15:49,392 --> 01:15:52,464
Peer into the world, Captain
as their time has disappeared,
606
01:15:53,229 --> 01:15:55,800
and everything that was crooked
will now be straight.
607
01:15:56,132 --> 01:15:57,110
Come again, Balkhash?
608
01:15:58,368 --> 01:16:02,043
"Drums Along the Rio Grand",
sir - scene 165.
609
01:16:03,406 --> 01:16:06,751
Kid, I got something
I gotta get something off my chest.
610
01:16:08,078 --> 01:16:09,614
I never did bang Judy Garland.
611
01:16:10,914 --> 01:16:12,552
- You didn't, sir?
- No.
612
01:16:15,452 --> 01:16:18,592
J.G, John Garfield.
613
01:16:20,290 --> 01:16:24,067
A hell of an actor,
and an even better understudy.
614
01:16:25,528 --> 01:16:28,134
Michigan! I never
would have pegged it, Captain.
615
01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:31,710
Hey kid it's yours, go on.
616
01:16:33,169 --> 01:16:34,944
I hope I didn't disappoint you, Balkhash.
617
01:16:35,672 --> 01:16:38,551
Never, sir. Not in a million years.
618
01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:42,489
Not even in fifty thousand.
619
01:16:44,047 --> 01:16:44,991
Well come on boys,
620
01:16:45,715 --> 01:16:47,854
it's time Uncle Sam kicked a little ass.
621
01:17:00,997 --> 01:17:02,340
Oy vey!
622
01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:04,877
Michigan! You can say that again.
623
01:17:05,435 --> 01:17:07,972
I don't remember this
being in the Torah!
624
01:17:51,848 --> 01:17:54,658
As the Nazi war drums pound
across the galaxy,
625
01:17:55,251 --> 01:17:57,527
Barbarella, Undermanned, and Balkhash,
626
01:17:57,754 --> 01:18:01,065
are all that stand between
good old American freedom
627
01:18:01,357 --> 01:18:04,463
and the fascist domination
of the universe.
628
01:18:06,830 --> 01:18:07,934
Walk proud...
629
01:18:13,203 --> 01:18:17,913
The battle for mankind's survival
has only just begun...
630
01:18:18,305 --> 01:18:24,186
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