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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:33,713 While Hitler pounds the allies in Europe, 3 00:01:34,009 --> 00:01:36,250 American Troops under the command of General MacArthur 4 00:01:36,578 --> 00:01:38,717 are forced to retreat from the advancing Japanese 5 00:01:39,014 --> 00:01:40,186 to the safety of Australia. 6 00:01:40,715 --> 00:01:42,626 During transit, two black pumas, 7 00:01:43,018 --> 00:01:45,191 ceremonial mascots of the newly arrived infantry, 8 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:47,197 escape after a truck rollover, 9 00:01:47,322 --> 00:01:49,598 disappearing into the Australian Bush. 10 00:01:50,459 --> 00:01:52,200 Fearing a public relations disaster, 11 00:01:52,327 --> 00:01:55,035 MacArthur dispatches a squad of five U.S soldiers 12 00:01:55,163 --> 00:01:56,836 to catch or kill the pumas. 13 00:01:57,399 --> 00:01:59,879 But the pumas are the least of the squad's problems, 14 00:02:00,235 --> 00:02:04,706 for a far more sinister danger awaits them in the high mountain wilderness. 15 00:02:52,854 --> 00:02:54,333 What's the prognosis, Corporal? 16 00:02:57,459 --> 00:02:58,335 Mamma Mia! 17 00:03:00,328 --> 00:03:02,365 Well if that ain't the cat's meow. 18 00:03:04,766 --> 00:03:06,302 As much as I have a fondness for pussy, 19 00:03:06,935 --> 00:03:08,676 I suggest we skip the oral lesson captain 20 00:03:09,037 --> 00:03:10,277 And how, Sergeant Weaver. 21 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:19,070 Say Captain, 22 00:06:19,794 --> 00:06:21,967 I saw 'Yank in the Rank" three times, 23 00:06:22,330 --> 00:06:24,674 and you and Judy Garland make a fine couple, sir. 24 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:26,806 So you're the sucker that came to see that movie, huh? 25 00:06:27,035 --> 00:06:29,015 Yeah sucker three times over, sir. 26 00:06:29,237 --> 00:06:30,682 Well you should've made it ten times, Balkhash, 27 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:32,916 They mights run it a second week. 28 00:06:34,008 --> 00:06:35,248 "North-West Mounted Police", 29 00:06:35,577 --> 00:06:37,056 "Billy the Kid's Gun Justice" 30 00:06:37,412 --> 00:06:39,824 I've seen them all but 'Yank in the Rank", 31 00:06:40,415 --> 00:06:41,393 that's favorite, sir. 32 00:06:42,317 --> 00:06:43,227 You know, 33 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:47,129 I haven't looked at another girl's legs since that night you left. 34 00:06:47,255 --> 00:06:48,598 Well I've looked at other men. 35 00:06:49,124 --> 00:06:51,798 Ah, but I bet you didn't look at them the same way you looked at me... 36 00:06:52,127 --> 00:06:54,437 That first night in Kansas City. 37 00:06:56,297 --> 00:06:57,241 Ah, it's a dilly. 38 00:06:57,699 --> 00:07:02,114 You know, when you beat this outfit you gotta go into show business. 39 00:07:02,237 --> 00:07:05,411 Maybe, maybe you'll introduce me to Judy Garland hey Captain? 40 00:07:05,807 --> 00:07:06,911 Why... 41 00:07:07,242 --> 00:07:09,552 I'll introduce you to a great anythings Balkhash. 42 00:07:16,317 --> 00:07:19,355 Say, Australia's some crazy place huh? 43 00:07:19,454 --> 00:07:21,195 Like you seen the animals they got around here? 44 00:07:21,556 --> 00:07:23,263 "Boeing-bong-bong" 45 00:07:23,892 --> 00:07:25,200 I think none of them are as bad ass 46 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:27,565 as the abracadabra we got back home in Tornado Alley. 47 00:07:27,695 --> 00:07:29,971 Aw, Updike you're a punch drunk hay-burner, 48 00:07:30,298 --> 00:07:32,073 Everyone knows the abracadabra don't exist. 49 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:36,146 Hey, Barbarella, pitfall's a guinea, how come you sin 'tin catalysis" Mussolini's ass? 50 00:07:36,538 --> 00:07:39,280 - To hell with you, you dumb rube. - Now now boys, 51 00:07:39,808 --> 00:07:41,549 we're all batting for the same team here, 52 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:44,913 - all for the same team. - I don't care what you goofs think, 53 00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:46,682 I'm as Uncle Sam's as the rest of ya's. 54 00:07:47,282 --> 00:07:48,886 Three generations all in Brooklyn, 55 00:07:49,117 --> 00:07:51,393 I might be a wop but I ain't no fascist. 56 00:07:52,253 --> 00:07:53,732 You see what those guys done to Sicily? 57 00:07:54,122 --> 00:07:56,728 Brooklyn? When the hell did that become part of the States? 58 00:07:56,925 --> 00:07:59,428 Say, if we do get invaded and there's a last stand, 59 00:08:00,161 --> 00:08:01,697 it'll be in Brooklyn. Jeez, 60 00:08:02,197 --> 00:08:04,370 there's some neighborhoods even I wouldn't walk into. 61 00:08:42,136 --> 00:08:44,912 This is it boys, guess we hoof it from here on in. 62 00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:48,783 I've never seen a puma before, Sarge, 63 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:50,320 what am I meant to do? 64 00:08:50,811 --> 00:08:51,915 Shoot them you idiot! 65 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:57,385 Now if that ain't the biggest purple helmeted snot Nazi I ever did see. 66 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:00,931 Look at it and weep, Updike. 67 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,631 What if I wipe your ass with it, Mussolini? 68 00:09:05,359 --> 00:09:08,533 Yeah, you wipe your ass with this, Updike, 69 00:09:08,729 --> 00:09:10,072 might just get you into heaven. 70 00:09:11,298 --> 00:09:13,676 It looks like you're about to wet your pants, Balkhash. 71 00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:17,015 The last Puma I saw Sergeant was at the San Diego zoo. 72 00:09:17,371 --> 00:09:18,907 Well at least it was behind bars. 73 00:09:23,611 --> 00:09:24,555 Captain... 74 00:09:38,726 --> 00:09:41,570 Oh Jesus of the pure earth. 75 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:47,912 Michigan! 76 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:02,087 Looks like this good old boy was trying to do himself a little hunting'. 77 00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:08,800 Stupid kangaroo fucker, taking on a God-damn puma. 78 00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:12,803 As if a little pop gun like this would scratch those kitty cats. 79 00:10:22,636 --> 00:10:24,877 Alright, Sergeant, I wanna be on top of that bridge by sunset. 80 00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:29,248 We brain those pumas tonight, tomorrow will be duck soup. 81 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:32,323 Yes, sir. Alright boys you've got three minutes, 82 00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:34,752 then I want a chorus of "Teddy Bears Picnic". 83 00:10:35,049 --> 00:10:37,791 Barbarella, Balkhash, you got detail on the coffin. 84 00:10:38,886 --> 00:10:41,526 Updike, you think you can get Muhammad to the mountain? 85 00:10:41,922 --> 00:10:44,630 Enough dynamite, Sarge and I'll get the mountain to Muhammad. 86 00:10:45,059 --> 00:10:45,799 That a boy. 87 00:10:47,361 --> 00:10:51,173 - Rakish, get your ass over here. - Coming, Sarge, right away. 88 00:10:51,799 --> 00:10:53,005 Son of a bitch. 89 00:10:54,768 --> 00:10:57,806 What the fuck's in this anyway, Sarge, your old lady? 90 00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,781 Yeah maybe one of those wop dames from Expositor's pork store. 91 00:11:00,975 --> 00:11:03,751 So Italian's like to eat, you think we got a choice in the matter? 92 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,752 Can the horseplay, Barelli and get moving, 93 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,959 - we're burning daylight. - Yes, Sarge. 94 00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:11,220 You should see how my momma eats. 95 00:11:17,891 --> 00:11:22,237 Say, Captain, what's that Nazi loving eye-tie doing on this detail anyhow? 96 00:11:23,097 --> 00:11:25,941 I mean, God-damn National Socialists, sir. 97 00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:30,474 Orders from the top, Corporal ours is not to reason why. 98 00:11:30,838 --> 00:11:33,785 Yeah, well I don't like shipping out with no fascist. 99 00:11:34,642 --> 00:11:36,383 This detail's crummy enough as it is. 100 00:11:39,346 --> 00:11:42,816 All that we are is the result of what we thought, 101 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,896 what we think is what we become. 102 00:11:48,856 --> 00:11:50,995 Billy the Kid's Gun Justice, scene 42. 103 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,630 Don't go getting all nickel led and deemed, Updike. 104 00:12:02,970 --> 00:12:05,678 Okay boys, round them up and move them out. 105 00:12:20,754 --> 00:12:22,256 You boys drop that transmitter 106 00:12:22,489 --> 00:12:24,594 you'll be down three weeks in the hoosegow. 107 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:26,498 We'll be careful, Sarge. 108 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:28,963 God damn right you will. 109 00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:51,955 Say, Sarge, can't we get "The Andrew Sisters" on this thing? 110 00:12:52,086 --> 00:12:54,032 "Beat me, Daddy, eight to the bar..." 111 00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:55,799 That ain't no crystal set, Barbarella, 112 00:12:55,923 --> 00:12:57,732 doesn't pick up signals, it sends 'em out. 113 00:12:57,891 --> 00:12:59,893 Ultra high frequencies to attract the pumas. 114 00:13:01,095 --> 00:13:02,665 Like a dog signal right, Sarge? 115 00:13:02,996 --> 00:13:04,873 We had this old hunting dog back home, 116 00:13:04,932 --> 00:13:06,809 as quick as all get-out when my daddy blew that whistle. 117 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,946 Oh that's exactly what it is, Updike, 118 00:13:09,369 --> 00:13:11,815 only damn more expensive that your old daddy's dog whistle. 119 00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,848 Hey, Captain, how come the 96 couldn't keep a racoons like everybody else huh? 120 00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:18,747 Well they wanted Lana Turner but she was busy servicing the Joint Chiefs. 121 00:13:19,913 --> 00:13:21,790 Didn't the 91st have a pet monkey? 122 00:13:22,216 --> 00:13:23,786 Nah that was the general's wife. 123 00:13:25,018 --> 00:13:26,429 Maybe it was a kraut-loving hypo. 124 00:13:26,854 --> 00:13:27,730 Can it, Corporal. 125 00:13:27,855 --> 00:13:30,802 We wouldn't be on this dumb ass detail if that rube wop didn't roll his truck. 126 00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:32,837 I said can it! 127 00:14:34,855 --> 00:14:36,994 Take it easy with that box guys. 128 00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,273 Alright, smoke 'em if you got 'em. 129 00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:00,184 Oh no 130 00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,291 Why you stinking, worthless kike! 131 00:15:06,186 --> 00:15:07,665 I was just taking a drink, Sarge! 132 00:15:07,888 --> 00:15:10,801 Yeah try taking a drink while I shove that canteen up your tight Jewish ass! 133 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,801 Don't go all hard-boiled, Sergeant. 134 00:15:13,093 --> 00:15:14,663 - He didn't do it on purpose. - God-damn it! 135 00:15:14,895 --> 00:15:17,034 A whole stack of man hours went into building this contraption... 136 00:15:17,798 --> 00:15:19,038 a whole stack of man hours. 137 00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:24,907 Guys I just hate to make you hump it all this way up the mountain for nothing. 138 00:15:27,407 --> 00:15:29,717 Okay Private? Barbarella? 139 00:15:35,649 --> 00:15:36,389 Pick it up. 140 00:15:46,594 --> 00:15:49,473 Updike you're back on point, this ain't no hog-tying. 141 00:15:54,969 --> 00:15:58,348 Shit, I can't figure why you bums are with us. 142 00:15:59,607 --> 00:16:00,984 Screwball screwball, 143 00:16:02,243 --> 00:16:05,520 and a no good gonzo, ought to be a law against y'all. 144 00:16:07,214 --> 00:16:08,784 Quit gold-bricking, keep moving... 145 00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:10,587 you got me to deal with. 146 00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,834 - Captain how much further? - Not far. 147 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:04,015 This will do, find a flat spot over here, flat and level put it down. 148 00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:08,111 Put it on a flat spot for God sake. 149 00:17:09,610 --> 00:17:10,350 Jesus! 150 00:17:11,845 --> 00:17:13,620 - And take it easy! - Yes, Sarge. 151 00:17:16,016 --> 00:17:17,757 Right there take it easy, easy, easy. 152 00:17:37,137 --> 00:17:38,480 Everything kosher down there, Sergeant? 153 00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:41,143 Sweet as a lullaby Captain, sweet as a lullaby. 154 00:17:43,677 --> 00:17:44,519 And behold... 155 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:48,391 God made the heavens and the pure earth. 156 00:17:51,118 --> 00:17:53,928 God's absent without leave, Sergeant, or don't you watch the newsreels? 157 00:17:54,254 --> 00:17:55,324 You don't believe in a higher power, Captain? 158 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:58,594 I put faith in my own instincts before some imaginary sky fairy. 159 00:17:59,727 --> 00:18:03,436 If I wasn't an Atheist before Hollywood I sure as heck am now. 160 00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:06,375 Rest the men, Sergeant. 161 00:18:07,234 --> 00:18:08,338 Yes sir, Captain. 162 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:11,413 Captain, 163 00:18:13,073 --> 00:18:15,053 I go the way that providence dictates sir, 164 00:18:15,476 --> 00:18:17,456 with all the assurance of a sleepwalker. 165 00:18:19,613 --> 00:18:22,423 I'll keep that in mind sergeant, dismissed. 166 00:18:25,252 --> 00:18:28,028 Okay you bunch of goldbricks, get off your ass, we've got work to do. 167 00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:30,599 - Updike get some bait out ASAP. - Sergeant 168 00:18:30,924 --> 00:18:33,666 Barbarella. Get some communication going with HQ. 169 00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:37,170 - Yes Sarge. - Balkhash, you got detail on the latrine. 170 00:18:37,498 --> 00:18:39,341 Oh come on, Sarge, I did it last week! 171 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,410 So do it again this week! Move your ass! 172 00:18:41,535 --> 00:18:42,878 Oh you gotta be kidding me... 173 00:19:08,996 --> 00:19:11,875 We've always been here waiting for you 174 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:15,070 to take you back to the stars 175 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,358 Oh, man. 176 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,807 Shit, don't matter how much of this god damn slop I eat, 177 00:19:47,234 --> 00:19:48,406 this stuff ain't fit for a two year old. 178 00:19:48,736 --> 00:19:51,478 Ah don't be a nudism, Updike, quit your whining. 179 00:19:52,005 --> 00:19:56,545 Captain, do you think after the war you can get me a shot in Hollywood? 180 00:19:57,077 --> 00:19:58,385 And put Lon Chaney out of a job? 181 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,983 I love that big death scene in "Screaming Leathernecks" Captain 182 00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:04,387 where you fled Germany with those five orphans, 183 00:20:04,685 --> 00:20:06,323 that was some swell picture sir. 184 00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:08,428 You saw that too? What are you a masochist? 185 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:11,530 Not that I know of sir. 186 00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,569 Yeah, that death scene was my idea, 187 00:20:13,961 --> 00:20:16,237 RHO hated it but I talked Schrieffer around. 188 00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:18,309 It was the best scene in the goddamn picture, got nominated you know. 189 00:20:18,499 --> 00:20:20,001 - Wow! - A good looking boy like you, Captain, 190 00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:23,414 I bet those Hollywood dames were just begging you to bang their brains out. 191 00:20:24,638 --> 00:20:26,379 Like Judy Garland hey Captain? 192 00:20:26,607 --> 00:20:28,518 Say, did you get to bang her too? 193 00:20:29,476 --> 00:20:30,386 Might of. 194 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:33,548 Come on, Captain, we'd sure appreciate some juicy details. 195 00:20:34,314 --> 00:20:36,294 Yeah come on Cap, let us know. 196 00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,396 Yeah, Captain, what have you got to hide? 197 00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:41,132 Oh no sir, I'm trying to, I'm trying to give up butts... 198 00:20:41,455 --> 00:20:42,627 No take a closer look Balkhash. 199 00:20:47,694 --> 00:20:49,105 Go on, Balkhash, what's it say? 200 00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:52,443 To the sexiest man I know, J.G. 201 00:20:53,634 --> 00:20:55,545 Wow! Judy Garland? 202 00:20:56,203 --> 00:20:58,410 You banged Judy Garland sir? Ain't that the berries! 203 00:20:59,506 --> 00:21:01,543 How about you, Balkhash? How'd you end up in this outfit? 204 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,420 - I mean, you'll all belly laugh sir. - No we won't, 205 00:21:06,914 --> 00:21:08,587 we're all friends here, beat your gums. 206 00:21:11,418 --> 00:21:12,795 My father's a Rabbi in New York, 207 00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,329 wanted me to join the Yeshiva, 208 00:21:16,657 --> 00:21:19,900 but I started wondering sir where it was that God actually lived, 209 00:21:20,494 --> 00:21:21,632 and more importantly sir, 210 00:21:22,396 --> 00:21:24,034 where it was that war actually lived, 211 00:21:25,132 --> 00:21:28,113 and the conclusion I came to sir was that both God and war 212 00:21:28,602 --> 00:21:30,138 live inside ourselves, 213 00:21:30,771 --> 00:21:33,342 and the moment we get the fires of peace stoked again, 214 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,551 the sooner we'll all get on with our lives. 215 00:21:36,977 --> 00:21:38,354 That's why enlisted. 216 00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:40,080 Who would of thought, 217 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,892 you're pretty fucking smart for a kid, Balkhash. I'll give you that. 218 00:21:43,483 --> 00:21:44,484 But, but there's one more thing I want, 219 00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:46,387 one thing I want more than anything on earth... 220 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:47,999 Spit it out, Balkhash. 221 00:21:49,289 --> 00:21:52,327 Is to be a player, sir, to be an actor just like you. 222 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:56,073 - One born every minute. - Oh it's OK, Balkhash, good for you. 223 00:21:56,997 --> 00:21:58,442 A man should know what he wants, 224 00:21:58,532 --> 00:22:02,412 I mean if a ham like me can make it on the silver screen you sure as hell can. 225 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:05,976 You boys might be content with putting on makeup 226 00:22:06,173 --> 00:22:08,153 and prancing around like a bunch of pansies in fancy dress. 227 00:22:09,043 --> 00:22:10,113 I got me a man's ambition. 228 00:22:11,045 --> 00:22:12,752 Well don't keep it pent up, Corporal. 229 00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:16,419 I'm gonna be President of the United States. 230 00:22:18,853 --> 00:22:20,059 Well that is a dilly! 231 00:22:21,088 --> 00:22:22,795 Go ahead and laugh you bunch of blue noses, 232 00:22:23,123 --> 00:22:25,467 you all see, my daddy's a senator, 233 00:22:26,093 --> 00:22:27,436 he's gonna grease that ladder for me... 234 00:22:28,295 --> 00:22:29,239 nice and slippery like. 235 00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:33,907 You got a problem with my daddy, boy? 236 00:22:34,535 --> 00:22:35,707 Take it easy Updike. 237 00:22:38,772 --> 00:22:40,752 I ain't the one with the problem, Corporal Updike. 238 00:22:40,975 --> 00:22:42,977 But ah I just like to keep my opinions to myself. 239 00:22:45,212 --> 00:22:45,986 No go on, Barbarella. 240 00:22:47,047 --> 00:22:49,027 Speak your piece, that's what we're fighting for. 241 00:22:55,089 --> 00:22:58,195 The American people ain't stupid, Corporal Updike, 242 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:00,834 they're about as likely to elect a dumb 243 00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:03,168 redneck cracker asshole like you for President 244 00:23:03,797 --> 00:23:06,937 as they are a dime store wop like me. 245 00:23:12,172 --> 00:23:15,119 - Why you! - Easy, Updike, take it easy, 246 00:23:15,609 --> 00:23:16,644 at ease. 247 00:23:19,613 --> 00:23:20,819 You're funny, Barbarella. 248 00:23:21,615 --> 00:23:24,289 You're a real funny boy. I like you. 249 00:23:24,685 --> 00:23:27,131 Yeah well I think the President should be a straight talking man, 250 00:23:28,055 --> 00:23:28,931 a man of values. 251 00:23:29,156 --> 00:23:30,794 Someone the average Joe can relate to, not some 252 00:23:31,091 --> 00:23:32,968 East Coast intellectual, or pinko liberal. 253 00:23:34,094 --> 00:23:36,973 I think it's a fine ideal, Updike, a mighty fine idea. 254 00:23:37,131 --> 00:23:39,042 Alright I've had enough of this bullshit, let's go 255 00:23:39,199 --> 00:23:41,338 let's get this show on the road. Barbarella I want you on the God spot, 256 00:23:41,535 --> 00:23:43,481 if you see one of them pumas you nail its ass. 257 00:23:43,571 --> 00:23:44,675 Yes, sir. 258 00:23:50,244 --> 00:23:51,314 Fucker. 259 00:26:36,776 --> 00:26:37,811 President. 260 00:26:49,989 --> 00:26:50,899 Warm you up, Captain? 261 00:26:51,591 --> 00:26:53,070 Pasadena, Sergeant thank you. 262 00:30:42,789 --> 00:30:44,735 Captain, wake up! The pumas are here! 263 00:30:44,991 --> 00:30:46,732 Wake up, Captain they're here! Come on, 264 00:30:46,793 --> 00:30:48,363 get up, get up! 265 00:30:57,537 --> 00:30:59,278 We couldn't wake you, sir. 266 00:31:01,274 --> 00:31:02,810 Over do you read me? Over... 267 00:31:17,356 --> 00:31:18,334 Is it a puma? 268 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:20,062 Ain't no puma that big. 269 00:31:20,293 --> 00:31:22,136 Or some kind of bear, Updike? Was it a bear? 270 00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:23,663 Ain't no bear neither. 271 00:31:23,996 --> 00:31:25,805 I picked a hell of a week to give up butts. 272 00:31:54,227 --> 00:31:56,366 - Updike. Get back on point, - Yes sir. 273 00:31:57,029 --> 00:31:58,372 We're getting the hell out of here. 274 00:31:59,932 --> 00:32:01,036 Slow down, Captain. 275 00:32:38,437 --> 00:32:39,643 Updike, where the hell are we? 276 00:32:39,972 --> 00:32:42,646 Dang! This is the right direction, I'm sure of it! 277 00:32:42,909 --> 00:32:45,219 Well this is due east. We followed the same path down. 278 00:32:45,245 --> 00:32:46,451 Yeah so where's the Jeep huh? 279 00:32:46,513 --> 00:32:48,083 Hell I must be losing my marbles. 280 00:32:48,615 --> 00:32:51,494 It should be here, right here... damn! 281 00:32:55,889 --> 00:32:56,833 Say, Captain... 282 00:32:58,358 --> 00:32:59,496 I think you need to see this. 283 00:33:11,638 --> 00:33:14,642 Shoot, some kangaroo fucker stole the God-damn Jeep. 284 00:33:14,974 --> 00:33:17,545 Yeah, and I think some Kangaroo fucker has stolen the God-damn road. 285 00:33:17,677 --> 00:33:18,917 What are you an idiot?! 286 00:33:19,445 --> 00:33:20,890 Jesus of the pure earth... 287 00:33:21,681 --> 00:33:24,161 it worked... it actually worked! 288 00:33:24,484 --> 00:33:25,656 What are you talking about, Sergeant? 289 00:33:38,498 --> 00:33:40,273 You expect me to believe this flour-flushing shit? 290 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,277 I know you don't believe in anything, Captain, 291 00:33:42,969 --> 00:33:44,346 no need to reinforce the fact. 292 00:33:45,638 --> 00:33:47,140 You're O.S.S? A Colonel? 293 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:51,353 It's not the road that's gone gentlemen, we have. 294 00:33:52,478 --> 00:33:54,549 This radio transmitter 295 00:33:55,682 --> 00:33:57,218 is a time machine... 296 00:33:59,085 --> 00:34:01,656 a time machine. 297 00:34:10,396 --> 00:34:12,842 We've gone backwards, difficult to say how far, 298 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,339 approximately fifty thousand years. 299 00:34:17,170 --> 00:34:18,877 Begin' your pardon, Sarge, but, 300 00:34:19,572 --> 00:34:20,983 have you completely lost your marbles? 301 00:34:21,474 --> 00:34:23,385 You shouldn't talk that way to a superior officer. 302 00:34:23,576 --> 00:34:26,352 Yeah that's right, Barbarella, don't talk that way to a superior officer 303 00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,022 this is bullshit! 304 00:34:28,481 --> 00:34:31,428 A psych operation, a trick, and one I should have been informed of. 305 00:34:31,651 --> 00:34:33,927 That thing that attacked us was a marsupial lion, 306 00:34:34,454 --> 00:34:36,400 extinct in our time but not in this one. 307 00:34:36,556 --> 00:34:37,534 Updike, 308 00:34:37,957 --> 00:34:40,563 - plot us a course back to the base. - There is no base. 309 00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,762 Everything within a two mile radius of that transmitter 310 00:34:42,962 --> 00:34:44,464 has been shipped back in time. 311 00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:47,010 - Our jeep's right where we left it. - In 1943? 312 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,543 Now you're on the trolley. 313 00:34:49,202 --> 00:34:50,681 No one knew if the coffin would work, 314 00:34:51,604 --> 00:34:54,517 mights done nothing, might of killed all of us, 315 00:34:55,608 --> 00:34:57,554 and this mission might still be a one-way ticket. 316 00:34:57,677 --> 00:34:59,350 Man you are completely nuts! 317 00:34:59,479 --> 00:35:01,584 Don't pretend like you just got off the boat. 318 00:35:01,914 --> 00:35:04,224 Negative! You put this entire squad in jeopardy. 319 00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,430 And gladly, I'm willing to die for what I believe in. 320 00:35:06,653 --> 00:35:08,394 - Yeah what's that? - Away of life, 321 00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:10,397 a political system that works. 322 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:14,467 Why I'd sacrifice myself and every one of you to preserve those things. 323 00:35:15,094 --> 00:35:16,437 Am I right, Updike? 324 00:35:17,964 --> 00:35:19,136 Hell yes, sir. 325 00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,736 The way I see it, Captain, 326 00:35:22,602 --> 00:35:24,411 you ain't the one giving' the orders anymore... 327 00:35:26,372 --> 00:35:27,544 - you all been demoted. - Yeah, 328 00:35:28,374 --> 00:35:30,354 well the way I see it, Updike, is that 329 00:35:30,476 --> 00:35:32,581 I think you've had too much giggle-water. 330 00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:43,831 May I remind all of you, 331 00:35:44,290 --> 00:35:47,294 refusal to obey a superior officer in a time of war is treason. 332 00:35:53,533 --> 00:35:54,876 I prepared this mission, 333 00:35:55,768 --> 00:35:59,477 I studied all of your psychological profiles, all of you! 334 00:36:03,009 --> 00:36:05,353 I know everybody's dirty little secrets. 335 00:36:24,597 --> 00:36:28,010 You disobey me again and I'll scrag you good and proper, O'Brian. 336 00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:29,312 Understand? 337 00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:34,451 We've come back to the past to save the future gentlemen, 338 00:36:35,475 --> 00:36:37,785 to put an end to the tyranny of Hitler's Third Reich! 339 00:36:39,445 --> 00:36:41,482 Humanity will owe you all a great debt. 340 00:36:42,448 --> 00:36:44,553 I wanna be west of those mountains in two hours. 341 00:36:45,518 --> 00:36:47,327 Updike hit the sixes, you're back on point. 342 00:36:47,453 --> 00:36:48,397 Yes sir, Colonel sir. 343 00:36:48,654 --> 00:36:51,032 And, Barbarella you're on fire extinguisher, let's move out. 344 00:36:53,893 --> 00:36:55,463 Stay outta my way grease-ball. 345 00:36:59,766 --> 00:37:01,507 Anybody can make history, Corporal Updike, 346 00:37:02,535 --> 00:37:04,276 but only great men can write it. 347 00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:07,111 God bless America, sir. 348 00:37:11,644 --> 00:37:13,555 - Captain? - Move out, Private. 349 00:37:13,646 --> 00:37:14,784 You heard the Colonel. 350 00:38:36,729 --> 00:38:38,675 You really believe we've moved through time, Captain? 351 00:38:39,198 --> 00:38:41,508 I don't know what I believe anymore, Balkhash. 352 00:38:43,436 --> 00:38:45,882 When are we gonna put that cracker asshole back in his box, Captain? 353 00:38:48,608 --> 00:38:51,054 Upon the road of life I stumbled into a dark wood, 354 00:38:52,478 --> 00:38:53,889 for the right path had been missed. 355 00:38:54,814 --> 00:38:56,088 What, what was that, Captain? 356 00:38:57,617 --> 00:38:59,426 Inferno in Alabama' - scene 27. 357 00:39:00,519 --> 00:39:01,793 Apple sauce! 358 00:39:02,722 --> 00:39:04,668 You see what kind of a fine actor he is huh, Barbarella? 359 00:39:04,924 --> 00:39:06,835 Oh jeez, if he can act us back to 1943 360 00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:09,098 I'll give the man an Academy Award myself. 361 00:39:22,808 --> 00:39:23,980 Hold it right there. 362 00:39:33,653 --> 00:39:35,530 Jesus of the pure earth! 363 00:39:50,436 --> 00:39:51,676 Scatter - hit the deck! 364 00:40:05,017 --> 00:40:05,995 Shit! 365 00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:38,994 What are you afraid of a little prick? 366 00:42:29,294 --> 00:42:31,467 Rakish, Balkhash! 367 00:42:59,124 --> 00:43:00,660 Alright, we can't lollygag around. 368 00:43:00,992 --> 00:43:02,869 Fire up that box, I gotta get this kid back to 1943. 369 00:43:03,128 --> 00:43:04,436 If he lives there's no gain. 370 00:43:05,130 --> 00:43:06,734 If he dies there's no loss. 371 00:43:07,766 --> 00:43:09,074 What the hell kind of an animal are you? 372 00:43:09,968 --> 00:43:11,413 The kind of animal that follows orders. 373 00:43:17,175 --> 00:43:20,088 You took it out of your pants and you should of done some thin' with it. 374 00:43:23,248 --> 00:43:25,956 Updike, that's enough, enough God-dammit! 375 00:43:27,085 --> 00:43:28,189 Okay Updike? 376 00:43:29,054 --> 00:43:29,930 Okay Barbarella? 377 00:43:31,089 --> 00:43:35,970 You wanna get that kid back home then you do what I say... what I say! 378 00:43:36,128 --> 00:43:38,039 You fucking rube, you've condemned us all. 379 00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:42,075 Our salvation lies yonder, Captain, now move out. 380 00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,073 Updike, you're on my ass... now! 381 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:47,973 God damn bunch of 8-balls. 382 00:43:48,273 --> 00:43:51,516 God damn fucking ass holes... 383 00:43:53,211 --> 00:43:54,383 Anything comes sniffing around here, Balkhash, 384 00:43:54,513 --> 00:43:56,686 you shoot it's God-damn ass off you understand? 385 00:43:58,450 --> 00:43:59,656 I'll be right back. 386 00:45:19,731 --> 00:45:21,005 I didn't expect this. 387 00:45:23,936 --> 00:45:25,279 What were you expecting? 388 00:46:28,734 --> 00:46:30,077 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 389 00:47:27,759 --> 00:47:29,636 We found it buried right here in 1939... 390 00:47:30,395 --> 00:47:32,500 Decayed, corroded. 391 00:47:33,365 --> 00:47:35,345 Forgotten for over fifty thousand years. 392 00:47:36,168 --> 00:47:37,476 Wait, you're saying 393 00:47:37,836 --> 00:47:39,747 that's where that box came from, Colonel? 394 00:47:40,372 --> 00:47:41,851 That box was the only thing salvageable, 395 00:47:42,608 --> 00:47:43,552 it's the heart of the ship... 396 00:47:44,076 --> 00:47:45,783 a quantum wave generator that buckled time 397 00:47:45,944 --> 00:47:48,185 and space like a Barnum & Bailey Circus mirror. 398 00:47:49,047 --> 00:47:50,492 What's our mission, sir? 399 00:47:50,849 --> 00:47:54,194 Why we're gonna fly that giant suppository back to 1943 400 00:47:54,753 --> 00:47:56,460 and shove it up Adolf Hitler's ass. 401 00:47:57,856 --> 00:47:59,563 Those potato-mashers won't know what hit 'em... 402 00:48:00,525 --> 00:48:04,564 Ah boys, we're gonna change the course of human history. 403 00:48:05,397 --> 00:48:07,570 This time next year pigeons will be crapping on our statues 404 00:48:07,733 --> 00:48:10,873 from Washington State, to Washington D.C 405 00:48:12,838 --> 00:48:15,842 Just what us Italians need another fucking statue. 406 00:48:58,650 --> 00:48:59,822 God-dammit! 407 00:49:05,123 --> 00:49:07,569 I'll get inside that thing if it takes me all eternity. 408 00:49:08,794 --> 00:49:10,034 We camp here tonight! 409 00:50:02,047 --> 00:50:03,390 Don't sweat it Private, 410 00:50:04,049 --> 00:50:06,791 that ship's electromagnetic field scares the hell out of those critters. 411 00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:08,929 They won't come any closer. 412 00:50:09,154 --> 00:50:11,134 It ain't the critters that are eating me, Colonel. 413 00:50:11,323 --> 00:50:13,564 It's the fact that I'm gonna have to eat those critters. 414 00:50:29,808 --> 00:50:31,651 Where's your atheism now, O'Brian? 415 00:50:32,544 --> 00:50:35,354 Here you are at God's doorstep but you refuse to acknowledge it. 416 00:50:36,114 --> 00:50:38,094 That chunk of metal means there might be little green men, 417 00:50:38,283 --> 00:50:40,024 it does not mean there's a God. 418 00:50:40,552 --> 00:50:42,623 Well I think it proves definitively that there's a God 419 00:50:42,954 --> 00:50:44,194 and he's on our side. 420 00:50:44,956 --> 00:50:46,697 That sounds like something a Nazi would say. 421 00:50:47,392 --> 00:50:48,666 Well maybe they'd be right. 422 00:50:49,327 --> 00:50:51,500 Maybe the real war isn't man against man. 423 00:50:52,297 --> 00:50:53,708 Maybe it's man against God? 424 00:50:54,332 --> 00:50:56,676 We're gonna use that ship to overthrow God, right? 425 00:50:57,736 --> 00:50:59,477 Yeah, Up dike's on the trolley, 426 00:51:00,172 --> 00:51:02,379 that's exactly why God led us to the ship. 427 00:51:02,874 --> 00:51:03,784 Negative, 428 00:51:04,075 --> 00:51:07,284 whatever flew that ship is long gone or didn't you see those graves? 429 00:51:07,879 --> 00:51:10,155 I wouldn't expect you to agree with me, O'Brian. 430 00:51:11,049 --> 00:51:13,655 I doubt if anything like that has been mentioned in the Torah. 431 00:51:15,754 --> 00:51:18,633 Oh, is that a revelation to you, boys? 432 00:51:19,558 --> 00:51:22,732 Our beloved Captain here is of the Judaic persuasion. 433 00:51:23,728 --> 00:51:25,674 Donald O'Brian is a stage name, 434 00:51:26,631 --> 00:51:29,202 you wanna tell 'em what your real handle is, Captain? 435 00:51:31,803 --> 00:51:33,646 Go on, Captain. You got a right to speak... 436 00:51:34,005 --> 00:51:35,712 that's what we're fighting for. 437 00:51:44,649 --> 00:51:45,559 Undermanned, 438 00:51:47,953 --> 00:51:49,261 Elijah Undermanned. 439 00:51:51,723 --> 00:51:52,667 Shit! 440 00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:54,164 Well, Undermanned, 441 00:51:54,893 --> 00:51:57,965 I believe the destiny of man is to rule the cosmos, 442 00:51:59,264 --> 00:52:04,475 to be first raised as God's children but then to ascend and take his place. 443 00:52:08,807 --> 00:52:10,252 We're gonna need more water. 444 00:52:11,643 --> 00:52:15,489 Corporal Updike, go fill the Captain's canteen. 445 00:52:16,281 --> 00:52:17,624 Yes sir, Colonel, sir. 446 00:52:18,016 --> 00:52:20,394 Might as well ah fill 'em all up hey, Captain. 447 00:52:43,008 --> 00:52:45,352 Ain't nothin' I like better than a round, full moon. 448 00:52:52,784 --> 00:52:54,627 You gonna tell me what you want, Mussolini? 449 00:52:55,053 --> 00:52:56,999 I feel I owe you an apology. 450 00:52:58,523 --> 00:52:59,501 What? 451 00:53:00,091 --> 00:53:02,731 Well growing up in Brooklyn, I seen a lot of ugly things, 452 00:53:02,961 --> 00:53:05,567 Protestants thumping' Catholics, Catholics thumping' Jews, 453 00:53:05,797 --> 00:53:08,334 everyone running their own little stinking' racket, 454 00:53:08,733 --> 00:53:10,406 talk about organized religion. 455 00:53:11,369 --> 00:53:13,178 What the hell kind of tune are you plain'? 456 00:53:13,638 --> 00:53:15,242 I'm playing "Yankee Doodle Dandy". 457 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,317 I'm playing "The Star Spangled Banner", 458 00:53:17,442 --> 00:53:20,423 but unless we all start singing from the same song book, 459 00:53:20,612 --> 00:53:23,752 then those Nazi bastards will have us singing "Lilia Marlene", 460 00:53:24,015 --> 00:53:25,016 you know what I'm saying? 461 00:53:32,123 --> 00:53:35,468 The Colonel's gone mad, he's all balled up, 462 00:53:36,094 --> 00:53:38,301 he's never gonna get inside that tin can. 463 00:53:38,797 --> 00:53:40,902 Lakisha's a goner if we don't help him quick. 464 00:53:41,633 --> 00:53:43,613 So, you got a better proposition? 465 00:53:44,369 --> 00:53:45,473 We got one chance, 466 00:53:45,971 --> 00:53:49,509 one chance to repair that box and get back to 1943 467 00:53:49,808 --> 00:53:54,154 but that ain't gonna happen unless we all work together, cheapish? 468 00:53:58,050 --> 00:54:00,530 Where I hail from a man ain't a man unless he speaks his piece. 469 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,729 I always admired that about you, Barbarella... 470 00:54:04,690 --> 00:54:05,794 You're an honorable man. 471 00:54:11,897 --> 00:54:15,401 Take my hand, Updike, I want you to accept my apology. 472 00:54:20,973 --> 00:54:24,944 You're my gonzo bitch, I'm gonna cut you a vagina. 473 00:54:29,047 --> 00:54:31,994 The bank is open, I'm gonna make a deposit. 474 00:54:37,856 --> 00:54:39,563 Bye bye eye-tie. 475 00:54:50,369 --> 00:54:53,111 Colonel, Colonel! 476 00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:57,949 He's gone, Barbarella's gone. 477 00:54:59,811 --> 00:55:01,552 - What? - Gator' took him, 478 00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,957 came out of the water and tore him all to hell and gone. 479 00:55:04,116 --> 00:55:05,993 Are you sure he's dead? What if he's only injured? 480 00:55:06,184 --> 00:55:08,926 No way, that critter had it self a nice bit of dago meat. 481 00:55:09,087 --> 00:55:12,125 Why you lying sack of shit! I'll see you court-marshaled for this! 482 00:55:12,290 --> 00:55:15,100 Fuck you, you Jew faggot, I'll tear you a new asshole, 483 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,268 the wop was dragged into the swamp nice and deep. 484 00:55:19,398 --> 00:55:21,275 Cut that shit out! The both of you! 485 00:55:22,134 --> 00:55:23,477 This is still a military operation. 486 00:55:25,037 --> 00:55:26,914 Any more insubordination Corporal, 487 00:55:27,272 --> 00:55:28,580 and I'll discipline you personally. 488 00:55:28,974 --> 00:55:31,716 Either you tie a leash around this asshole or I'll do it myself. 489 00:55:32,010 --> 00:55:34,616 There'll be no more fighting in this outfit! Am I clear? 490 00:55:36,314 --> 00:55:39,193 I said am I clear? 491 00:55:40,485 --> 00:55:41,657 Updike? 492 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,196 Yes, sir. 493 00:55:45,323 --> 00:55:47,769 Both of you hit the sack. 494 00:55:49,161 --> 00:55:50,162 That's an order. 495 00:59:00,351 --> 00:59:02,592 Take you back to the stars. 496 00:59:26,844 --> 00:59:27,879 What's the ruckus? 497 00:59:39,957 --> 00:59:42,767 O'Brian, you listening to me? 498 00:59:43,995 --> 00:59:46,874 What in the Sam Hill are you doing, going through the Colonel's property? 499 00:59:46,998 --> 00:59:50,411 He's a Colonel alright... in the Luftwaffe. 500 00:59:51,369 --> 00:59:53,747 You expect me to believe that bunch of slimy goose crap? 501 00:59:56,207 --> 00:59:57,914 I don't read no foreign languages. 502 00:59:59,911 --> 01:00:01,083 Then read this. 503 01:00:09,854 --> 01:00:10,924 Fuck. 504 01:00:15,493 --> 01:00:16,767 Son of a bitch! 505 01:00:44,488 --> 01:00:47,435 Colonel, Colonel! 506 01:00:48,593 --> 01:00:51,233 Come back here you God-damn son of a bitch, Colonel! 507 01:00:57,969 --> 01:00:59,471 Colonel... 508 01:01:00,838 --> 01:01:03,250 he left us here, he left us to die! 509 01:01:04,075 --> 01:01:05,315 What're we gonna do? 510 01:01:06,444 --> 01:01:07,889 Are you listening to me O'Brian? 511 01:01:08,079 --> 01:01:09,888 O'Brian are you listening to me? 512 01:01:10,881 --> 01:01:13,327 - The name's Undermanned. - Fuck. 513 01:02:10,207 --> 01:02:11,709 I hope you know what the fuck you're doing. 514 01:02:17,014 --> 01:02:18,015 Are you listening to me? 515 01:02:20,317 --> 01:02:22,797 I said are you listening to me? 516 01:02:40,871 --> 01:02:41,941 God-dammit! 517 01:03:05,496 --> 01:03:07,203 Please Lord, don't let this be a dream. 518 01:04:39,223 --> 01:04:40,224 Are we back? 519 01:04:40,891 --> 01:04:43,098 - We're back. - How do you know we're back? 520 01:04:51,001 --> 01:04:52,912 Jesus of the pure earth... 521 01:05:35,012 --> 01:05:37,185 Oh baby! You beautiful baby! 522 01:05:38,115 --> 01:05:40,686 Oh baby! 523 01:05:40,851 --> 01:05:41,852 Beautiful baby. 524 01:05:43,053 --> 01:05:44,930 You God-damn beautiful baby! 525 01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,671 Yeah! Haywood's back baby, Haywood's back. 526 01:05:51,896 --> 01:05:55,810 Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton' shit we goon back to base right now. 527 01:05:56,967 --> 01:05:59,379 God-Dammit, Captain I told you we were going get back, I told you. 528 01:05:59,770 --> 01:06:01,841 You're gonna be on my cabinet, you're gonna be a Senator, shit 529 01:06:02,806 --> 01:06:04,114 I'm gonna make you Vice President! 530 01:06:05,576 --> 01:06:07,954 Haywood's back, I'm back daddy, I'm coming home, 531 01:06:08,212 --> 01:06:09,748 I'm gonna be President. 532 01:06:22,993 --> 01:06:25,234 I knew we'd do it, I knew we'd do it. 533 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,813 "Oh say have you seen, 1943". 534 01:06:35,372 --> 01:06:38,444 Shit we ought to get this Jeep going right now God-Dammit... 535 01:06:39,743 --> 01:06:40,778 where's the God-damn key? 536 01:06:42,646 --> 01:06:45,957 Updike, I hope you packed Leaseholder... 537 01:07:45,209 --> 01:07:49,089 This is the day when the planets will be wreathed in dying garlands, 538 01:07:49,614 --> 01:07:52,424 when the abattoir will be substituted for the guillotine. 539 01:07:53,651 --> 01:07:55,460 Welcome to New Germanic. 540 01:07:55,886 --> 01:07:57,331 Colonel, sir, is that you? 541 01:07:57,488 --> 01:08:00,367 Of course it's him, you can tell by the stench of his Nazi breath. 542 01:08:00,725 --> 01:08:02,636 You overshot your wad, Undermanned. 543 01:08:03,127 --> 01:08:04,868 300 years to be precise. 544 01:08:05,196 --> 01:08:06,607 Seems like only yesterday. 545 01:08:08,132 --> 01:08:09,805 After we won the war 546 01:08:10,368 --> 01:08:13,645 we purged the earth of the racially impure and the mentally inferior 547 01:08:14,005 --> 01:08:15,643 but our crusade won't stop there. 548 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:19,146 Our National Socialist Armada readies itself to overthrow 549 01:08:19,410 --> 01:08:21,151 God in the 25th dimension. 550 01:08:21,278 --> 01:08:23,952 The fight's not against God, weaver, it's against ourselves. 551 01:08:24,615 --> 01:08:25,753 You're condemning humanity. 552 01:08:27,051 --> 01:08:28,860 Here you are on the edge of extinction 553 01:08:29,253 --> 01:08:32,132 and still philosophizing like one of the chosen people. 554 01:08:32,623 --> 01:08:34,569 I offer you a choice Corporal Updike, 555 01:08:34,892 --> 01:08:37,099 renounce your flag, join the Armada. 556 01:08:37,528 --> 01:08:42,068 Help us achieve our final victory or die with the Jewish scum. 557 01:08:54,612 --> 01:08:56,592 I knew you were one of us. 558 01:09:34,852 --> 01:09:38,322 What do you have to say fo ryourself, Lieutenant Updike? 559 01:09:41,492 --> 01:09:42,493 Hal Hitler! 560 01:09:45,730 --> 01:09:49,143 It's time for you to prove your loyalty to National Socialism my son. 561 01:09:49,834 --> 01:09:52,337 But first, lets make this an even playing field. 562 01:09:59,043 --> 01:10:00,078 Lieutenant Updike. 563 01:10:00,444 --> 01:10:03,550 You will give these two prisoners exactly ten seconds head start 564 01:10:03,881 --> 01:10:05,087 Jawline, man Fuhrer! 565 01:10:05,449 --> 01:10:07,520 You better not lollygag around, O'Brian, 566 01:10:07,718 --> 01:10:10,426 I got me a hard on for some pretty boy tail. 567 01:10:10,888 --> 01:10:20,070 One, two, three, four, five, six, 568 01:10:20,798 --> 01:10:23,074 seven, eight, nine, ten. 569 01:10:37,248 --> 01:10:38,352 Go, go, go, come on. 570 01:10:49,693 --> 01:10:51,070 Now come on, come on... 571 01:10:51,562 --> 01:10:52,438 come on! 572 01:11:02,273 --> 01:11:04,583 Whatever it is that you've got, Captain. 573 01:11:05,609 --> 01:11:07,282 I don't think I got it in me sir. 574 01:11:07,812 --> 01:11:08,984 Okay we gotta split up, 575 01:11:09,647 --> 01:11:10,955 I want you to move to that ridge over there. 576 01:11:11,115 --> 01:11:12,287 Let him eyeball you alright? 577 01:11:12,583 --> 01:11:13,653 I'm gonna come up from behind. 578 01:11:13,884 --> 01:11:16,330 Alright move wanna see the back of your ass, let's go, go, go. 579 01:11:28,599 --> 01:11:32,672 Well well, I'm gonna stick you like a Louisiana frog. 580 01:11:34,438 --> 01:11:35,439 Nice try... 581 01:11:38,242 --> 01:11:40,984 where's the other dirty Kike. 582 01:11:41,645 --> 01:11:42,953 Right on your tail. 583 01:11:58,529 --> 01:12:01,271 I reckon you're gonna enjoy this boy... 584 01:12:48,512 --> 01:12:50,492 Now it's your turn Jew boy, 585 01:12:50,681 --> 01:12:53,161 you picked the wrong week to give up butts. 586 01:12:53,851 --> 01:12:55,262 Hey, Updike, 587 01:12:56,887 --> 01:12:59,390 that's hardly presidential behaviour. 588 01:13:03,527 --> 01:13:05,473 Got a present for you if you want it. 589 01:13:08,132 --> 01:13:09,611 Just might get you into heaven. 590 01:13:12,803 --> 01:13:15,943 I'm gonna finish you off for good, Barbarella. 591 01:13:50,674 --> 01:13:52,779 I know you're here eye-tie. 592 01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:55,615 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 593 01:13:57,681 --> 01:13:58,682 Hey Barbarella, 594 01:13:59,049 --> 01:14:03,122 why don't you stick your head out so I can make this nice and quick. 595 01:14:39,555 --> 01:14:40,556 Barbarella, 596 01:14:41,491 --> 01:14:43,437 I know you're a fascist boy, 597 01:14:44,127 --> 01:14:45,697 why don't you come down here. 598 01:14:46,363 --> 01:14:49,344 You can join us, you can be one of us boy... 599 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:50,937 I know you wanna. 600 01:14:51,768 --> 01:14:54,772 Come on, Barbarella, they treat you nice boy. 601 01:14:55,372 --> 01:14:57,113 The bank is closed, Updike. 602 01:15:02,212 --> 01:15:03,987 This is the final deposit. 603 01:15:31,041 --> 01:15:32,111 Colonel... 604 01:15:34,511 --> 01:15:35,956 Colonel! 605 01:15:49,392 --> 01:15:52,464 Peer into the world, Captain as their time has disappeared, 606 01:15:53,229 --> 01:15:55,800 and everything that was crooked will now be straight. 607 01:15:56,132 --> 01:15:57,110 Come again, Balkhash? 608 01:15:58,368 --> 01:16:02,043 "Drums Along the Rio Grand", sir - scene 165. 609 01:16:03,406 --> 01:16:06,751 Kid, I got something I gotta get something off my chest. 610 01:16:08,078 --> 01:16:09,614 I never did bang Judy Garland. 611 01:16:10,914 --> 01:16:12,552 - You didn't, sir? - No. 612 01:16:15,452 --> 01:16:18,592 J.G, John Garfield. 613 01:16:20,290 --> 01:16:24,067 A hell of an actor, and an even better understudy. 614 01:16:25,528 --> 01:16:28,134 Michigan! I never would have pegged it, Captain. 615 01:16:29,833 --> 01:16:31,710 Hey kid it's yours, go on. 616 01:16:33,169 --> 01:16:34,944 I hope I didn't disappoint you, Balkhash. 617 01:16:35,672 --> 01:16:38,551 Never, sir. Not in a million years. 618 01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:42,489 Not even in fifty thousand. 619 01:16:44,047 --> 01:16:44,991 Well come on boys, 620 01:16:45,715 --> 01:16:47,854 it's time Uncle Sam kicked a little ass. 621 01:17:00,997 --> 01:17:02,340 Oy vey! 622 01:17:02,966 --> 01:17:04,877 Michigan! You can say that again. 623 01:17:05,435 --> 01:17:07,972 I don't remember this being in the Torah! 624 01:17:51,848 --> 01:17:54,658 As the Nazi war drums pound across the galaxy, 625 01:17:55,251 --> 01:17:57,527 Barbarella, Undermanned, and Balkhash, 626 01:17:57,754 --> 01:18:01,065 are all that stand between good old American freedom 627 01:18:01,357 --> 01:18:04,463 and the fascist domination of the universe. 628 01:18:06,830 --> 01:18:07,934 Walk proud... 629 01:18:13,203 --> 01:18:17,913 The battle for mankind's survival has only just begun... 630 01:18:18,305 --> 01:18:24,186 Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom. $5 million GTD. AmericasCardroom.com 49702

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