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Grrr!
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Agh! Help me!
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Ha-ha-ha!
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That moth-bot is no match
for my swat-a-pult.
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Knuckles,
we are code green for moth bait.
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Hey! Look at me!
I'm having an idea.
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I need to model my robots
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after something
that's not so easily distracted.
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Knuckles!
You got a moth on your tail!
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You can't trust moths,
they read minds. Turn left!
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No! My left!
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He's under
the moth's mind control now.
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We have no choice
but to destroy him.
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-I'll release the mothballs.
-OK, fine, we have a choice.
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Ow! My neck!
You cheated, hedgehog.
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What?
How do you cheat in a fight?
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Fight's over, cheater.
Pull me out of this piece of junk.
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Be careful, I'm injured.
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Yes! Victory is mine.
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It's a tainted victory.
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Yes! Tainted victory is mine.
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Excuse me, sir,
are you Sonic the Hedgehog?
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Ha! Guilty as charged.
So, what'll it be, kid?
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Autograph? You want
your picture taken with me?
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Maybe a bite of this
comically large sandwich, huh?
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You've been served.
Dr Eggman is suing you.
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Sure you don't want a bite?
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Most of it will go to waste.
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Eggman is suing me?
Nobody's gonna take this seriously.
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It's the trial of the century
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that everyone is taking
very, very seriously.
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This will ruin the life
of whomever loses.
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Brought to you by Meh Burger.
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Mmm!
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Let's get a statement
from the defendant.
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The only thing I'm guilty of
is being awesome.
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You heard it,
Sonic says he's guilty.
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Of being awesome.
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Hey,
who's the news reporter here?
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Come on, Eggman,
you're not fooling...
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Agh! Help! Sonic's attacking me
unprovoked again.
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Leave me alone, you brute!
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Thanks
for making me your lawyer.
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I couldn't be more proud
if you actually believed in me
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instead of thinking
this trial is a joke.
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I'm glad my contempt
for the situation worked out for you.
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Where did it go?
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Ah-ha-ha!
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All rise for the honourable and
lithium-ion-powered judge-bot.
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I'm OK.
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Let all who come before me know
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that I have been programmed
to be fair and impartial
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and to in no way favour
Dr Eggman,
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the great man who created me.
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Heh-heh-heh!
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Why are there cockroaches
on my bench?
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TW Barker, Your Honour.
Counsel for the plaintiff.
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I intend to prove
that Sonic T Hedgehog
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wilfully and maliciously
attacked and permanently injured
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my client, Dr Eggman.
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Boo!
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Please refrain from
such outbursts in my courtroom.
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Now commence
your opening statement.
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That... was
my opening statement.
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Isn't it true that Dr Eggman
was attacked by Mr The Hedgehog
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while doing nothing more
than taking a leisurely evening drive
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in a harmless
moth-shaped vehicle?
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Harmless?
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Eggman's robots
destroy mountains, level cities,
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put songs in your head
that you can't get out.
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If frogs had wings
and snakes had hair
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And automobiles
went flying through the air
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No more music!
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All Eggman's robots
must be destroyed.
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I mean... heh-heh-heh...
not you, Your Holiness.
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Oh, boy.
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Mr Orbot, is it?
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Would you describe Dr Eggman
as kind and honest?
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-No, not really.
-Grrr!
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Oh... because those words
aren't strong enough.
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He's kind-er and honest-est.
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Good save, Orbot.
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Turn off your internal dialogue
switch, fool. Show the film!
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Heh-heh!
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Boss, now that we're done
faking that evidence,
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you want me to return this stuff
to the costume shop?
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Grrr!
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Finally!
A witness I can rely on.
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Could you tell us
what it is you admire
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about Sonic
the so-called Hedgehog?
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So many things.
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He's fast. He's cunning.
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He can destroy any opponent
with a single spin dash.
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He's got
a lovely singing voice...
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My! He sounds
like the total package.
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You bet.
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If total package means
a fast, crafty menace to society
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bent on the destruction
of anyone who disagrees with him.
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-Oh, man.
-I never said that.
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That's right. I left out
"lovely singing voice".
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Now, these opponents that
Mr The Hedgehog mercilessly destroys,
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can you name one that he battles
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with a regularity
that boarders on formulaic?
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Um... I guess
he battles Eggman a lot.
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Aha! How long did you think
you could keep that from us?
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Objection, Your Majesty.
We're losing.
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Overruled.
But yes... yes, you are. Badly.
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I rest my case.
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That guy's good.
You should hire him as your lawyer.
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I'll be fine.
People know the truth about me.
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The number one reason you might
get attacked by Sonic...
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you've been telling jokes
about him all week on your late show.
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Uh-oh.
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We'll be right back... unless
Sonic puts me in the hospital!
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You, sir, are fearless
in your comedy. Hey-o!
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Well, now, I'm just
a simple country lawyer.
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I'm not as sharp
as Mr Barker here.
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I don't know how to do
that fancy lawyering.
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Heck, I don't know
how to do simple things like...
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putting on mittens.
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I don't even know
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which end of the toothbrush
goes in your nose.
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Why, I'm dumb as a rock...
just like you good folks.
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The defence calls... Knuckles.
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You're not gonna trap me
with your lawyer tricks.
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I know how this works.
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I've seen hospital shows
on the radio
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where they sometimes have
lawyers who trap people.
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What was the question again?
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So tell me,
Mr... Knuckles, is it?
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Is Sonic capable of doing this
kind of damage to Dr Eggman?
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Are you kidding? No way.
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He's scrawny, weak and pathetic.
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I always have to bail him
out of jams.
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He's an embarrassment.
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What a loser.
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Quite frankly,
it sickens me to look at him.
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So, could Sonic
hurt Eggman like this?
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Well... um...
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Answer the question!
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No. No. Sonic is way too lame
to do that kind of damage.
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There, I said it. I said it.
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Hey, I'm totally capable
of whaling on Egg...
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Eggs Florentine for breakfast.
I call 'em "whaled-on eggs".
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For the love of all that's holy!
That save was worse than mine.
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I'd rest my case but I hope
there's another fist sandwich.
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So, has the jury
reached a verdict?
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Actually,
we need to deliberate first.
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Yes, of course. That would be
the impartial way to do it.
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The jury shall go
to the deliberation room
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while the rest of us have a
groovy, hippy-theme dance party.
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Some party, huh? My mouth feels
like it's full of socks.
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Oh, wait. Urgh!
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I was wondering where that was.
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Here comes the jury.
Oh, man, they look serious.
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Has the jury reached a verdict?
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Actually, we have, Your Honour.
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And would the jury
care to share it with us?
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Actually, we would.
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Am I going to have to
make you say it?
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Actually, what
was the question again?
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-Guilty!
-Of being awesome?
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To make the verdict official
I'll just pound my gavel and...
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- Not so fast!
- Huh?
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-Huh?
-Huuuh?
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That's not a gavel.
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This is a gavel! Hi-yah!
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Huh?
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Hey, look at Egghead.
He can move his head just fine.
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What? I mean... yow! Ow!
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Save it, Eggman.
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Grrr!
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Fine! You leave me no choice.
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Not that I wasn't
going to do this anyway. Ha!
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Order in the court!
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Yeah, I'll have one
of those fist sandwiches.
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Uh-oh.
I... uh... well, you see...
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I leave town for a bee-keeping
seminar and look what happens.
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I'm Soar the Eagle,
reporting live from the courthouse
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where we're told
there is breaking news.
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Ha!
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I'll give you something
to sue me about!
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Grrr!
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Well, that wraps things up.
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Stay tuned for Comedy Chimp's
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New Year's Eve Rockin'
Bananaganza coming up next.
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-Well, that was anticlimactic.
-Hey-o!
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