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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,338 --> 00:00:12,168 ♪ Oh, sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah ♪ 2 00:00:12,671 --> 00:00:16,131 ♪ Yeah ♪ 3 00:00:16,213 --> 00:00:22,343 ♪ I get a feeling That I never, never, never had before ♪ 4 00:00:22,421 --> 00:00:23,801 ♪ No, no ♪ 5 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,010 ♪ Yeah ♪ 6 00:00:27,088 --> 00:00:32,008 ♪ I just want to tell you right now that ♪ 7 00:00:32,088 --> 00:00:34,008 ♪ Ooh ♪ 8 00:00:34,088 --> 00:00:36,168 ♪ I believe ♪ 9 00:00:36,255 --> 00:00:38,955 ♪ I really do believe that ♪ 10 00:00:39,630 --> 00:00:41,710 ♪ Something's got a hold on me ♪ 11 00:00:41,796 --> 00:00:42,666 ♪ Yeah ♪ 12 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,045 ♪ Oh, it must be love ♪ 13 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:49,840 ♪ Oh, something's got a hold on me Right now, child ♪ 14 00:00:49,921 --> 00:00:51,591 ♪ Oh, it must be love ♪ 15 00:00:51,671 --> 00:00:53,051 ♪ Let me tell you now ♪ 16 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:56,300 ♪ I've got a feeling I feel so strange ♪ 17 00:00:56,380 --> 00:00:58,920 ♪ Everything about me seems to have changed ♪ 18 00:00:59,588 --> 00:01:02,508 ♪ Step by step I've got a brand new walk ♪ 19 00:01:02,588 --> 00:01:05,378 ♪ I even sound sweeter when I talk ♪ 20 00:01:05,463 --> 00:01:07,173 -♪ I said oh ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 21 00:01:07,255 --> 00:01:08,705 -♪ Oh ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 22 00:01:08,796 --> 00:01:10,456 -♪ Oh ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 23 00:01:10,546 --> 00:01:11,796 -♪ Oh ♪ -♪ Oh ♪ 24 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,630 ♪ Hey, yeah ♪ 25 00:01:13,713 --> 00:01:15,553 ♪ Oh, it must be love ♪ 26 00:01:15,630 --> 00:01:17,090 ♪ You know it must be love ♪ 27 00:01:17,171 --> 00:01:20,211 ♪ You know it walks like love... ♪ 28 00:01:21,963 --> 00:01:25,713 You know, you're not supposed to buy your own birthday breakfast. 29 00:01:25,796 --> 00:01:27,756 -That's against the rules. -[laughs] 30 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,803 -I hate birthdays. But I love you though. -Yeah. 31 00:01:33,755 --> 00:01:34,705 So you want some? 32 00:01:35,255 --> 00:01:38,045 -Yeah, when I get out of the shower, baby. -I wasn't talking about that. 33 00:01:38,921 --> 00:01:39,921 -Oh, no? -No. 34 00:01:40,005 --> 00:01:43,255 That's not what you're talking about? Oh, happy birthday to me. 35 00:01:43,338 --> 00:01:44,168 Uh-huh. 36 00:01:50,713 --> 00:01:51,803 That's a hot outfit. 37 00:01:52,296 --> 00:01:53,586 I need to look professional. 38 00:01:53,671 --> 00:01:55,671 Relax, okay? Everyone there loves you. 39 00:01:56,213 --> 00:01:58,423 I just... I don't know if I can do this. 40 00:01:59,255 --> 00:02:01,915 Every manager at our company has a college degree. 41 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:04,011 Yeah, well, I'd argue that... 42 00:02:04,546 --> 00:02:07,706 fifteen years' experience is worth, what, ten degrees? 43 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,456 -Not to these people. -Oh. 44 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:12,710 But thank you. 45 00:02:24,463 --> 00:02:25,763 I need you today, Abuela. 46 00:02:25,838 --> 00:02:29,128 Just remember that they need you more than you need them, okay? 47 00:02:29,213 --> 00:02:31,633 -Look, I'm just trying to stay focused. -Yeah. 48 00:02:31,713 --> 00:02:33,013 Keep my eye on the ball. 49 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,758 -Did you just sports-metaphor me? -Oh, God. 50 00:02:35,838 --> 00:02:38,298 Hey, you know, just take it one game at a time. 51 00:02:38,380 --> 00:02:39,840 What if Weiskopf doesn't like me? 52 00:02:39,921 --> 00:02:42,171 Well, it's a game of inches. You've got to give them 110%. 53 00:02:42,255 --> 00:02:43,125 I'm ignoring you. 54 00:02:43,213 --> 00:02:46,383 Do you like, "It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Weiskopf"? Or is that-- 55 00:02:46,463 --> 00:02:48,383 -Too ass-kissy. -Yeah, okay. 56 00:02:49,755 --> 00:02:51,165 I have to get this, Trey. 57 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,125 Hey, look... 58 00:02:53,255 --> 00:02:55,625 The only thing with a prayer of stopping you... 59 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,260 is you. 60 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:01,086 I'm going to be late. 61 00:03:01,171 --> 00:03:02,131 Okay. 62 00:03:02,630 --> 00:03:03,960 -Knock 'em dead. -Okay. 63 00:03:05,421 --> 00:03:07,591 Your ass looks great in those jeans, by the way. 64 00:03:07,671 --> 00:03:10,171 Again? You know, I'm not a piece of meat. 65 00:03:10,255 --> 00:03:12,005 Okay, but we're gonna have to make this quick. 66 00:03:12,088 --> 00:03:12,918 Bye! 67 00:03:13,005 --> 00:03:14,585 Okay. Bye! 68 00:03:15,213 --> 00:03:16,963 ♪ She's a working woman ♪ 69 00:03:17,546 --> 00:03:19,916 ♪ She has no time to be misled ♪ 70 00:03:20,505 --> 00:03:24,545 ♪ She ain't got the time to be misled She ain't got the time to play ♪ 71 00:03:25,296 --> 00:03:27,256 ♪ She can do it, she can do it... ♪ 72 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:29,008 [Maya] It's a pleasure, Mr. Weiskopf, 73 00:03:29,088 --> 00:03:31,548 to show you what we've been doing at Value Shop 151. 74 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:33,960 [Weiskopf] The pleasure is ours. Take note, Arthur. 75 00:03:34,046 --> 00:03:37,796 Ozone Park Value Shop outsells its nearest competition twice over. 76 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:39,380 Let me show you why. 77 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,670 Welcome to our online store. 78 00:03:42,213 --> 00:03:44,633 My best friend, Joan Volpintesta, fellow employee, 79 00:03:44,713 --> 00:03:47,383 sends her son Dilly into the store with his cell phone 80 00:03:47,463 --> 00:03:50,383 to hold up every single cut of sirloin for her beef braciola. 81 00:03:51,338 --> 00:03:52,338 That's when it hit me. 82 00:03:52,421 --> 00:03:54,091 It's a live feed. Interesting. 83 00:03:54,171 --> 00:03:58,091 Yes. From home, our subscribers can pick a certain cut of salmon, 84 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,381 the third lemon from the back. 85 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,010 Anything they want. 86 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:04,128 They shop before noon, we deliver by six, 20-mile radius. 87 00:04:04,213 --> 00:04:06,213 Expands our community, expands our volume. 88 00:04:06,296 --> 00:04:08,006 And expands our profits nicely. 89 00:04:08,505 --> 00:04:10,505 And this is where it all began. 90 00:04:11,088 --> 00:04:12,548 -Monday Moms? -Yes. 91 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:14,130 This was all Maya's idea. 92 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,210 Meet the aforementioned Joan. 93 00:04:16,713 --> 00:04:18,173 -Hello. -Well, hello. 94 00:04:18,255 --> 00:04:21,795 Hi. I'm a mom of two kids 95 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,630 and I have a deadbeat ex 96 00:04:23,713 --> 00:04:26,883 and I was sharing my woes with some other moms 97 00:04:26,963 --> 00:04:30,713 when Maya smartly suggested that we start a weekly bitch fest-- 98 00:04:30,796 --> 00:04:31,956 -Social club. -A social club. 99 00:04:32,046 --> 00:04:34,836 You know, cater to Monday moms, or dads... 100 00:04:35,421 --> 00:04:36,921 and it just grew from there. 101 00:04:37,005 --> 00:04:39,505 Wait, are you talking customers or staff? 102 00:04:39,588 --> 00:04:40,418 [woman] Both. 103 00:04:41,546 --> 00:04:44,666 Suzi DaVinci. I call it Value Shop therapy. 104 00:04:44,755 --> 00:04:45,875 We're like shopping friends. 105 00:04:45,963 --> 00:04:47,923 We swap stories, coupons-- 106 00:04:48,005 --> 00:04:49,875 -Husbands. -[Suzi] Uh-uh, not mine. 107 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:52,260 I don't even know what to say, 108 00:04:52,338 --> 00:04:54,458 except Arthur's going to be extremely fortunate 109 00:04:54,546 --> 00:04:56,086 to have you as a first lieutenant. 110 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,761 So I'm going to leave you alone to get to know each other better. 111 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,050 Mr. Weiskopf, can I have a minute? 112 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:05,050 You can have two. 113 00:05:05,546 --> 00:05:06,456 Thank you. 114 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:09,010 I prepared for this meeting for weeks. 115 00:05:09,088 --> 00:05:10,258 And you did great. 116 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:13,625 I put... 117 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:16,380 fifteen years of my life into this store, 118 00:05:16,463 --> 00:05:19,763 and after becoming assistant manager six years ago, 119 00:05:19,838 --> 00:05:21,878 sales have increased at a record pace. 120 00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:24,706 Look, I mean no disrespect, but... 121 00:05:25,421 --> 00:05:28,011 what do you know about this store or the people who shop here? 122 00:05:28,088 --> 00:05:29,878 I specialize in team-building. 123 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,553 Arthur got his MBA from Duke. 124 00:05:31,630 --> 00:05:34,090 I think you'll find he's the best man for the job. 125 00:05:34,171 --> 00:05:35,051 No, sir. I am. 126 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,923 Where did you go to college, dear? 127 00:05:42,255 --> 00:05:43,505 I have my GED. 128 00:05:43,588 --> 00:05:49,958 I respect that, I do, but we have minimum job requirements in place for a reason. 129 00:05:50,046 --> 00:05:51,206 And what is that reason? 130 00:05:51,296 --> 00:05:53,956 I want you to know how much we value you 131 00:05:54,046 --> 00:05:55,296 and your loyalty. 132 00:05:58,463 --> 00:06:01,463 You would think management would want someone from sales in that position. 133 00:06:01,546 --> 00:06:03,086 Okay, perspective. 134 00:06:03,588 --> 00:06:07,418 You have a great boyfriend, Trey, who is ring shopping as we speak. 135 00:06:07,505 --> 00:06:08,455 He's what? 136 00:06:08,963 --> 00:06:09,843 Shit! 137 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,295 Why would you tell me that? 138 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:15,050 I said, "Shit," so obviously I know... 139 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:18,300 Anyway, it shouldn't be a surprise. You guys have been together for five years. 140 00:06:18,380 --> 00:06:19,420 It's not about... 141 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:21,960 He wants kids. 142 00:06:22,046 --> 00:06:23,416 And that's a bad thing because...? 143 00:06:23,505 --> 00:06:25,375 I'm not having this conversation right now. 144 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:29,671 Okay, how do I say this nicely? 145 00:06:30,171 --> 00:06:31,171 Okay, I can't. 146 00:06:31,255 --> 00:06:32,915 How about this? Tonight, you get messed up. 147 00:06:33,005 --> 00:06:35,665 After the party, you get knocked up. You can use my guest bedroom. 148 00:06:35,755 --> 00:06:36,705 What party? 149 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:37,956 Shit! 150 00:06:40,255 --> 00:06:41,795 -What party? -Okay, do me a favor. 151 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,880 Act surprised. Can you do that for me? 152 00:06:43,963 --> 00:06:45,173 Don't be selfish. 153 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:46,665 Nobody likes a selfish girl. 154 00:06:56,588 --> 00:06:58,168 [all] Surprise! 155 00:07:05,921 --> 00:07:07,921 [R&B music playing] 156 00:07:13,588 --> 00:07:14,418 Hey! 157 00:07:14,505 --> 00:07:17,585 [Trey] Hey, everyone! If you guys could all pipe down. 158 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:18,511 Kill the music. 159 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:23,375 I want... I want to say a couple of things about the birthday girl. 160 00:07:23,463 --> 00:07:24,303 Oh! 161 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,710 So, back when I was coaching Babe Ruth League-- 162 00:07:26,796 --> 00:07:28,456 -Oh, no. No. -Yeah. 163 00:07:28,546 --> 00:07:31,756 There was this Friday night game at Pensacola Field... 164 00:07:32,505 --> 00:07:37,295 and this kid goes down on a cold third strike. 165 00:07:37,921 --> 00:07:39,381 And out of nowhere... 166 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:44,260 there's this shrieking coming from the stands. 167 00:07:44,338 --> 00:07:45,378 Ow! [laughter] 168 00:07:46,588 --> 00:07:50,838 Some crazy lady is just all over the ump. 169 00:07:51,421 --> 00:07:55,551 So I turn around to get a look at this wacko. 170 00:07:57,671 --> 00:07:58,511 And bam. 171 00:07:59,463 --> 00:08:00,553 There she is. 172 00:08:01,921 --> 00:08:02,761 Beautiful, 173 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:04,958 brazen, 174 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:06,666 and completely on fire. 175 00:08:07,838 --> 00:08:09,588 And anyone... Any... 176 00:08:11,005 --> 00:08:12,455 corporate dickhead... 177 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:17,670 who doesn't appreciate just how amazing this woman is... 178 00:08:18,755 --> 00:08:19,585 Well, babe... 179 00:08:20,546 --> 00:08:21,586 as they say... 180 00:08:22,088 --> 00:08:25,258 [all] It ain't over until it's over! 181 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,918 ["You Don't Know Me" starts playing] 182 00:08:28,005 --> 00:08:29,545 -Come on, dance with me. -Oh, gosh, no. 183 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:30,670 -Come on. -Really? 184 00:08:30,755 --> 00:08:31,665 Yeah, yeah. 185 00:08:31,755 --> 00:08:33,625 -Right now? -Right now, in front of everyone. 186 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,763 -[laughs] -♪ And I can hardly speak ♪ 187 00:08:38,338 --> 00:08:42,008 ♪ My heart is beating so ♪ 188 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:44,958 ♪ And anyone can tell ♪ 189 00:08:46,338 --> 00:08:49,168 ♪ You think you know me well... ♪ 190 00:08:49,255 --> 00:08:50,625 Beautiful. You are. 191 00:08:50,713 --> 00:08:51,963 You're not so bad. 192 00:08:52,046 --> 00:08:52,956 Oh, okay. 193 00:08:53,046 --> 00:08:54,206 [laughs] 194 00:08:57,380 --> 00:09:03,420 ♪ No, you don't know the one Who dreams of you each night... ♪ 195 00:09:03,505 --> 00:09:06,045 I mean, cleaning up on my own birthday. Nice. 196 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,090 Well, that's what real friends do. 197 00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:10,593 I'm gonna have my birthday here every year. 198 00:09:10,671 --> 00:09:11,511 Shut up. 199 00:09:12,338 --> 00:09:13,298 Are you okay? 200 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,505 -Screw 'em. -Yeah, screw 'em. 201 00:09:17,005 --> 00:09:17,835 Who? 202 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:19,760 "Them." 203 00:09:20,630 --> 00:09:23,300 The educated people in their... 204 00:09:24,171 --> 00:09:27,801 fancy houses, who name their kids after fruit and... 205 00:09:29,088 --> 00:09:30,548 climb Kilimanjaro. 206 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:33,210 Yes, screw them. 207 00:09:33,296 --> 00:09:35,046 I mean, doesn't it make you crazy? 208 00:09:35,130 --> 00:09:38,380 That just because you didn't get a degree when you were 18, 209 00:09:38,463 --> 00:09:40,633 you don't qualify for a job when you're freaking 40? 210 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,513 Oh, my God. First of all, who said... 211 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:45,840 life is fair? 212 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:47,835 Right? 213 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:52,711 Come on, your godson going to Stanford on a Google scholarship... 214 00:09:52,796 --> 00:09:55,046 That kind of helps to even things out, don't you think? 215 00:09:55,546 --> 00:09:57,626 Come on, Maya, it's a title. It doesn't define you. 216 00:09:57,713 --> 00:10:00,763 Says the woman who can't say her son's name without mentioning 217 00:10:00,838 --> 00:10:02,128 that he's going to Stanford. 218 00:10:02,213 --> 00:10:03,593 This is true. Okay. All right. 219 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,341 I mean... And you should! 220 00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:06,341 You should. 221 00:10:06,838 --> 00:10:07,668 It's amazing. But I... 222 00:10:12,255 --> 00:10:13,125 I don't know. 223 00:10:14,255 --> 00:10:16,165 I just thought, by now, I... 224 00:10:20,046 --> 00:10:20,876 I don't know. 225 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:23,170 Is this about Sarah? 226 00:10:25,296 --> 00:10:28,256 Okay, when are you going to forgive yourself for that? 227 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,133 Really. 228 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:33,303 Well, maybe I just need to stop banging my head up against the wall. 229 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,920 The world tells you enough times this is who you are, 230 00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:37,961 maybe it's time to start believing it. 231 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:39,796 There are tons of other jobs out there. 232 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,210 Oh, my God, would you stop eavesdropping? 233 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:43,416 I'm not eavesdropping. 234 00:10:43,505 --> 00:10:45,755 And now he brought cake so I can't be mad at him. 235 00:10:46,255 --> 00:10:47,205 Okay. 236 00:10:47,921 --> 00:10:48,761 One wish... 237 00:10:49,255 --> 00:10:50,165 on your birthday. 238 00:10:52,213 --> 00:10:53,133 Okay. 239 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,085 I wish... 240 00:10:59,338 --> 00:11:00,208 I wish... 241 00:11:01,130 --> 00:11:04,170 that we lived in a world where street smarts equal book smarts. 242 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:09,125 I wish... 243 00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:10,835 Hey, hey. 244 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,341 You gave it your best, right? 245 00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,130 -That's right. -Yeah. 246 00:11:16,463 --> 00:11:17,303 Come on. 247 00:11:17,921 --> 00:11:19,011 Let's blow that out. 248 00:11:19,088 --> 00:11:20,208 We know you know how to blow. 249 00:11:21,255 --> 00:11:23,455 That's the word on the street. I don't... I'm not... 250 00:11:23,546 --> 00:11:25,456 -Please shut up. Just shut up. -Well, blow it out. 251 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,086 You can't stay here all night. 252 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:32,340 I've always liked the idea of round tables. 253 00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:37,463 You know, as a boy, my favorite stories were the ones where King... 254 00:11:38,171 --> 00:11:39,131 Miss Davilla... 255 00:11:40,046 --> 00:11:40,916 a minute. 256 00:11:47,713 --> 00:11:49,763 Look, I'm aware that you wanted this position. 257 00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:52,458 And what's more, I sincerely believe that you deserved it. 258 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,956 Your ideas, while rough, still have merit. 259 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:56,916 I mean... 260 00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:58,005 What's rough about them? 261 00:11:58,088 --> 00:12:00,508 But when you roll your eyes, Miss Davilla, 262 00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:04,798 you trivialize a team-building exercise, and that divides us. 263 00:12:05,296 --> 00:12:06,376 You're my right hand. 264 00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:08,458 We're all at the same table. 265 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,053 Yeah? 266 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,508 As I was saying, 267 00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:14,758 I'd like us to think of ourselves as knights, 268 00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:18,048 each with our own wisdom and fiefdoms. 269 00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,010 So... 270 00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:20,920 Sir Vondell Jones... 271 00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:25,010 you will be our Knight of Legumes. 272 00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,508 And Sir Alex Gibbeon, 273 00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:28,668 you are the Marquis of Meat. 274 00:12:28,755 --> 00:12:30,455 What the hell is a legume? 275 00:12:30,546 --> 00:12:32,086 And, Shaniqua Harris... 276 00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:35,378 you are the Knight of Feminine Hygiene. 277 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,883 I'm menopausal. 278 00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:39,171 Apparently I deserve this. 279 00:12:39,255 --> 00:12:41,085 Hey, some lady called for you. 280 00:12:41,171 --> 00:12:43,461 Something about a job interview from F&C. 281 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,170 -Franklin & Clarke? -I don't know. 282 00:12:47,171 --> 00:12:49,301 The ones who make half the stuff on Aisles 7, 8, and 11. 283 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,420 Oh, okay. 284 00:12:52,255 --> 00:12:53,585 I didn't apply for a job there. 285 00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:56,711 All right, you pulled it out of me. Remember your birthday wish? 286 00:12:58,296 --> 00:13:01,166 -What, Dilly? -He used your legal name, don't worry. 287 00:13:01,255 --> 00:13:03,125 He put you up for some jobs. He did. 288 00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:04,133 I didn't ask him to. 289 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:05,463 Okay. All right. 290 00:13:05,546 --> 00:13:08,126 Well, you know what, you can either grow some balls 291 00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:11,093 or spend the rest of your life with Lord Bag of Dicks. 292 00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:14,295 [Arthur] And if customer service comes in and they want to fight, 293 00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,760 here, let's fight, I'll teach you some swordplay. 294 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,758 The knight... 295 00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:22,295 ♪ White, white tiger ♪ 296 00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:26,458 ♪ I ride roller coaster ♪ 297 00:13:26,546 --> 00:13:30,796 ♪ If I am still caught On these safety bars ♪ 298 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,090 ♪ So far we made it ♪ 299 00:13:33,171 --> 00:13:39,881 ♪ Don't count for white, white ♪ 300 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,010 ♪ This hot wind hits my skin ♪ 301 00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:47,338 ♪ I begin and take a breath ♪ 302 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:57,423 ♪ And all adrenaline Rushes to my head... ♪ 303 00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,170 Maya Davilla. 304 00:14:10,671 --> 00:14:12,711 I'm sorry. It's under Maria Vargas. 305 00:14:12,796 --> 00:14:14,296 I got a call from... 306 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,210 Your interview's on the 59th floor. 307 00:14:18,713 --> 00:14:19,963 [elevator bell pings] 308 00:14:32,046 --> 00:14:33,756 -Hi, I'm-- -Miss Vargas. 309 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,378 Yes, he's been expecting you. 310 00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:37,708 "He"? 311 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,585 Miss Vargas is here. 312 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,170 Hi. 313 00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:45,836 I'm Anderson Clarke. 314 00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:48,756 Clarke? As in Franklin & Clarke? 315 00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:52,168 My grandfather wanted it to be Clarke & Franklin, but he lost the coin toss. 316 00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,875 Still steams my clams. Come on in. Come on in, Maria. 317 00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:56,963 Please, call me Maya. 318 00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:59,256 Oh, well, then, call me Anderson. 319 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,170 Are you, um...? 320 00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,010 I mean, you're the head of... 321 00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:09,085 -I just assumed Human Resources was-- -Your resume interests me. 322 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,633 You come from sales? 323 00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,010 Fifteen years. 324 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,416 I'm sorry, what is this position for? 325 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:19,545 I've often thought that sales should have a greater voice in product development. 326 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,710 I couldn't agree more. 327 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:22,586 The market's only getting more competitive. 328 00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,341 And consumers are only getting smarter. 329 00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:25,591 Oh, yes, they are. 330 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,168 You live here in the city? 331 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:30,376 I'm in between apartments. 332 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,710 Family? 333 00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:33,458 Just me. 334 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,760 Oh. I'm sorry, I didn't know you had a meeting. 335 00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:41,168 Uh, Maya, this is Zoe, one of our vice-presidents. 336 00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:42,125 -Hello. -Hi. 337 00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:44,213 -Maya works for Sam Weiskopf. -Indirectly. 338 00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,923 So what are you guys talking about? 339 00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:49,835 I was thinking of bringing Maya on for a consultancy. 340 00:15:49,921 --> 00:15:50,801 You were? 341 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,300 [Zoe] Wow. 342 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:56,458 Uh, you must have a lot of experience in product development. 343 00:15:56,546 --> 00:15:59,376 Oh, I'm sure she's well-versed in the efficacy of our products. 344 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:00,383 Maya? 345 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,710 Uh, you-- you want me to? 346 00:16:07,046 --> 00:16:08,006 Well, okay. 347 00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,588 Uh, well, off the top of my head, um... 348 00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:15,666 Your Rainforest Mountain shampoo is excellent, 349 00:16:15,755 --> 00:16:18,005 although we only stock the regular version. 350 00:16:18,171 --> 00:16:19,011 Um... 351 00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:21,208 Your men's shaving gel really moves. 352 00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:23,255 But your skincare line is... 353 00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:24,666 [Zoe] Yes? 354 00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:29,586 -A little behind the competition. -[Anderson] Can you be more specific? 355 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:35,125 You launched your Avocado Jojoba line last spring and we only sold 1,353 units, 356 00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:37,883 which is about 70% under the normal range. 357 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,763 -And that's just off the top of your head? -Can I talk to you in private? 358 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,128 Just a second. Why do you think they didn't sell, Maya? 359 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:44,383 Well... 360 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,706 your organic line isn't really organic. 361 00:16:47,796 --> 00:16:48,756 [scoffs] 362 00:16:48,921 --> 00:16:50,011 Are you kidding me? 363 00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:51,508 [inhales] 364 00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:55,625 Look, I don't want to insult anyone, okay? And I... 365 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,010 I realize that my... 366 00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:00,338 credentials aren't typically-- 367 00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:01,961 Oh, you are right about that. 368 00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:06,263 Harvard undergrad, magna cum laude. 369 00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:08,918 Then there's your philanthropy, all the work with the Peace Corps. 370 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,625 And, of course, you have got to see the Facebook page. 371 00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:12,803 Her Facebook page? 372 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,760 My Facebook page? 373 00:17:14,338 --> 00:17:17,208 [Anderson] I have been training for Kilimanjaro for months. 374 00:17:17,421 --> 00:17:18,341 Is that right? 375 00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:19,923 Well, Zoe? 376 00:17:20,546 --> 00:17:21,416 What do you think? 377 00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:22,755 I think I've seen enough. 378 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,460 Thank you for coming in, Maya. 379 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:26,796 Yeah, okay. 380 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,800 Thank you. 381 00:17:39,213 --> 00:17:40,383 Shit! 382 00:17:45,546 --> 00:17:46,506 Hey. 383 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,091 Uh-oh. 384 00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,090 She doesn't look happy. 385 00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:52,051 -She doesn't look happy. -I'm not happy. 386 00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,550 -They didn't like you? -No, 387 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,340 they thought I was very accomplished. 388 00:17:55,421 --> 00:17:59,671 Given my MBA and my stint in the Peace Corps, who can blame them? 389 00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:00,585 Peace Corps? 390 00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:01,961 Yeah, it's all right there... 391 00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:04,125 on my Facebook page. 392 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,553 But you're not on Facebo-- 393 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,338 Dilly! 394 00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:11,506 Do not move. 395 00:18:12,046 --> 00:18:14,256 Did you create a Facebook page for Maya? 396 00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:16,048 And do not lie. 397 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,170 -Yes. -Okay, that was easy. 398 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:20,126 But it wasn't just Facebook. 399 00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:21,803 [Dilly] Okay, give me some credit. 400 00:18:22,546 --> 00:18:23,796 This is a work of art. 401 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,010 I mean, I gave you a completely new identity. 402 00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:29,588 You've got your own Wix site and it's got social and corporate. 403 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:31,131 -What? -Why, Dill? 404 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,590 For your birthday. 405 00:18:32,671 --> 00:18:36,131 I mean, you said you wanted to be fancy, so I just Cinderella'd your ass. 406 00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:37,093 Ow. 407 00:18:37,588 --> 00:18:41,208 I was going to use your porn name, but you don't even use your legal name anymore. 408 00:18:41,296 --> 00:18:43,046 -So-- -My porn name? 409 00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,050 -Yeah. -[Dilly and Joan] First pet, first street. 410 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,506 Mine's Fluffy Valley. 411 00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,708 Okay, so it's a whole new you. 412 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,666 But it's still you, because it's your real name. 413 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,205 I've got everything. I've got your school records, employment history. 414 00:18:54,296 --> 00:18:55,706 The FBI couldn't debunk this. 415 00:18:55,796 --> 00:18:57,296 So it's basically real. 416 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,260 Except it's bullshit. 417 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,878 Yeah, it's bullshit! 418 00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:02,173 Out! 419 00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,625 It doesn't matter because I'm not getting the job anyway. 420 00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:10,168 And, look, next time I start making birthday wishes, just... 421 00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,130 hit me over the head. 422 00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:14,880 -[Dilly] Bulbous Cockburn. -What? 423 00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:17,708 -It's my porn name. -Don't say "bulbous." 424 00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,456 -That's the... -[Joan] You're disgusting. 425 00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:22,506 Don't curse in front of your godmother. 426 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,050 Little asshole. 427 00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:31,343 Okay, all those in favor of renaming to "Morning Masticators," raise your hand. 428 00:19:31,421 --> 00:19:32,841 Nice and high, so I can count. 429 00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,671 -It just sounds like mast-- -It means "eating". Okay? 430 00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:38,165 Calling it "Moms" is sexist against men. 431 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,125 [Joan] Okay. 432 00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:40,593 You're a little stupid, aren't you? 433 00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:48,045 Remember, you're supposed to be my right hand. 434 00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:50,843 [cell phone vibrates] 435 00:19:50,921 --> 00:19:53,461 I bet you he uses that right hand a lot. 436 00:19:53,546 --> 00:19:54,456 -[laughs] -[Maya] Hello? 437 00:19:54,546 --> 00:19:56,256 Tell me what mastication means. 438 00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:58,378 -I know what mastication means. -[Maya] Yes. 439 00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,050 Uh, I... 440 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,590 Thank you. 441 00:20:05,463 --> 00:20:07,093 No, absolutely, I will. 442 00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:09,883 What? 443 00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:11,591 That was F&C. 444 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:14,166 They want to hire me. 445 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,625 Shut up! I thought that skinny bitch kicked you out of her office. 446 00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:18,553 She did. 447 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,090 I mean, I basically trashed their entire skincare line. 448 00:20:21,171 --> 00:20:23,801 Maybe that was a test to see if you were a straight shooter. 449 00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,090 The lie got you in the door. But you got the job, baby. 450 00:20:29,046 --> 00:20:31,376 Come on. You can do this. 451 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,510 -You can do this. -[Arthur] Miss Davilla. A moment. 452 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,548 Hey, who's the champ? 453 00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:41,336 -What? -You're the champ. 454 00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,053 Come on, who's the champ? 455 00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:46,463 Who's the champ? Wake up. Who's the champ? Let's go. 456 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,876 -Who's the champ? -I'm the champ? 457 00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:48,843 You're the champ. 458 00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:50,921 -Come on. -Stop doing that to me. 459 00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,456 Excuse me, Arthur... 460 00:20:58,338 --> 00:20:59,588 I've been thinking about... 461 00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,458 all the things you've said this week. 462 00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:03,668 Good. 463 00:21:04,421 --> 00:21:06,051 And I don't think I can be your right hand. 464 00:21:06,921 --> 00:21:07,921 Are you quitting? Best of luck to you. 465 00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:13,300 [Arthur] Best of luck to you. 466 00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:16,338 It's not easy getting a job for a woman your age. 467 00:21:16,421 --> 00:21:18,131 -Oop! -Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 468 00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,206 [Joan] No, this is not going to be good. 469 00:21:23,296 --> 00:21:25,126 Oh, she's about to fuck you up. 470 00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:29,916 Watch me. 471 00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:32,131 ["Like That" playing] 472 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,381 ♪ I'm gonna dance till I die ♪ 473 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,843 ♪ I'm a hot-headed gold machine ♪ 474 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:45,171 ♪ Till I fly, I'm gonna make you remember me ♪ 475 00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:46,295 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 476 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:50,010 ♪ What you say Ain't got nothing to do with it... ♪ 477 00:22:02,796 --> 00:22:04,956 Attaboy, Lucas! Nice turn. 478 00:22:05,463 --> 00:22:06,383 Nice ass. 479 00:22:06,546 --> 00:22:07,796 [Trey chuckles] 480 00:22:08,213 --> 00:22:10,513 -Who are you talking about? -You know who I'm talking about. 481 00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:14,375 The team's looking great. You guys are going all the way this year. 482 00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,803 Yeah. Yeah, I'll be happy if we make the tournament, but... 483 00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,460 a lot of good teams to beat. 484 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,706 They don't have the best assistant coach in the country. 485 00:22:20,796 --> 00:22:22,206 I like your confidence. 486 00:22:22,296 --> 00:22:23,256 I like your-- 487 00:22:23,338 --> 00:22:24,258 Ass. I know. 488 00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:25,628 I was going to say "smile." 489 00:22:28,338 --> 00:22:31,128 Hey, I have some great news I want to talk to you about. 490 00:22:32,171 --> 00:22:33,131 Yeah? 491 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:35,383 -Full Moon? -Yeah, let me finish up here 492 00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:37,423 and then I'll see you there at eight? 493 00:22:37,505 --> 00:22:38,795 -Perfect. -Okay. 494 00:22:49,921 --> 00:22:53,211 -I just, I can't believe you said yes. -I know! 495 00:22:53,713 --> 00:22:55,463 I know, my head is still spinning. 496 00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:57,626 Yeah, but you're going to come clean, right? 497 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,585 Look, I admit that the way I got in was less than honest, but... 498 00:23:04,046 --> 00:23:05,376 what I did in that room... 499 00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:07,710 I can do this. 500 00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,300 Okay. I'm happy for you, babe. 501 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,300 Hey, maybe you take this offer... 502 00:23:14,671 --> 00:23:19,301 You tell him we need a couple weeks and we can go away and start a family. 503 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,013 -This could be a really good thing. -Trey, I can't. 504 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:29,090 It's just... 505 00:23:30,046 --> 00:23:31,086 not the right time. 506 00:23:32,796 --> 00:23:35,256 Our timing never seems right. 507 00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:37,545 Does it? 508 00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:40,420 I mean, we've been talking about this for three years. 509 00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:42,376 I always... 510 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,918 thought we were heading to this. 511 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,550 You know, I want... 512 00:23:49,671 --> 00:23:50,801 a family. 513 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,170 Maya, I want kids and I want that with you. 514 00:23:54,671 --> 00:23:56,011 We can even adopt. 515 00:23:56,588 --> 00:23:57,548 Oh, baby. 516 00:24:04,088 --> 00:24:05,128 [scoffs] 517 00:24:05,921 --> 00:24:06,801 No. 518 00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,255 It's obvious we want different things. 519 00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:13,208 Trey... 520 00:24:14,838 --> 00:24:16,508 We shouldn't do this anymore. 521 00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:24,126 ["Silverlining" playing] 522 00:24:30,963 --> 00:24:35,553 ♪ I'm a wrecking ball at best ♪ 523 00:24:38,255 --> 00:24:42,755 ♪ A big house with empty photographs ♪ ♪ You are my only souvenir ♪ 524 00:24:53,005 --> 00:24:58,045 ♪ You are my silver lining... ♪ 525 00:25:14,796 --> 00:25:17,006 Oh, oh, no. You look like Mrs. Doubtfire. 526 00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:19,880 I'm trying to look respectable, not too slutty. 527 00:25:19,963 --> 00:25:21,513 Oh, all right. Well, no problem there. 528 00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:23,915 That outfit's like dick repellent. 529 00:25:24,588 --> 00:25:26,208 -What's dick repellent? -Okay, out. 530 00:25:26,713 --> 00:25:29,133 What? You say bad shit all the time. 531 00:25:29,213 --> 00:25:30,763 Okay, you know what? Go brush your... 532 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:32,880 fricking teeth. Goodbye. 533 00:25:32,963 --> 00:25:34,343 That's not even a word! 534 00:25:34,421 --> 00:25:37,881 Hey, go with Plan Anything Other Than That. 535 00:25:38,421 --> 00:25:39,261 And... 536 00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,755 wipe that face off your face, Missy Thing. Okay? 537 00:25:43,546 --> 00:25:45,666 All right. Don't say I didn't warn you. 538 00:25:50,921 --> 00:25:53,211 -["Push It" playing] -[Joan] Come on, let's do this, girls. 539 00:25:53,296 --> 00:25:54,546 [women cheer] 540 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:55,920 -No. -[Suzi] Maya! 541 00:25:56,005 --> 00:25:57,085 -No. -[Suzi] Come down here. 542 00:25:57,171 --> 00:25:58,591 -Maya! -No! 543 00:25:59,713 --> 00:26:00,593 ♪ Push it... ♪ 544 00:26:05,338 --> 00:26:07,418 ♪ Yo, yo yo, yo baby pop ♪ 545 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,875 ♪ Yeah, you Come here, give me a kiss ♪ 546 00:26:09,963 --> 00:26:12,843 ♪ Better make it fast Or else I'm gonna get pissed ♪ 547 00:26:13,421 --> 00:26:15,961 ♪ Can't you hear the music pumping hard Like I wish you would ♪ 548 00:26:16,046 --> 00:26:18,006 -Get out of the way. -♪ Now push it ♪ 549 00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,260 ♪ Push it good... ♪ 550 00:26:21,838 --> 00:26:22,918 -That hurt my boob. -Did it? 551 00:26:23,505 --> 00:26:25,545 -Yes. Now out of my way. -Where are you going? 552 00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:27,710 No. Where are you going? No. 553 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,760 Come on! This is not eighth grade. Come on. 554 00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:31,918 Come on. 555 00:26:32,005 --> 00:26:33,045 ♪ Push it real good... ♪ 556 00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:34,800 What! What! 557 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,130 Oh, you remember that part? 558 00:26:36,213 --> 00:26:37,093 That's right. 559 00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:39,628 Uh-uh. Where's she going? 560 00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:42,630 Oh, my God, it doesn't work anymore! 561 00:26:43,171 --> 00:26:45,171 -[music continues] -[whooping] 562 00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:54,550 ♪ Boy, you really got me going ♪ 563 00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:55,920 ♪ You got me so ♪ 564 00:26:56,421 --> 00:26:58,341 ♪ I don't know what I'm doing... ♪ 565 00:27:00,046 --> 00:27:02,836 -[Maya] Come on, come on, come on. -[Joan] That's right, hit it. 566 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:11,916 ♪ Ah, push it ♪ ♪ Push it, push it, push it ♪ 567 00:27:15,005 --> 00:27:15,915 ♪ Push it ♪ 568 00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:17,755 ♪ Push it, push it, push it... ♪ 569 00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:23,710 [woman] Miss Vargas? 570 00:27:23,963 --> 00:27:24,803 Hello. 571 00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,010 Hi. Ariana Ng, your probationary assistant. 572 00:27:28,505 --> 00:27:29,955 Oh. Okay, well... 573 00:27:30,463 --> 00:27:31,513 you can call me Maya. 574 00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:32,878 Yes, Maya'am. 575 00:27:32,963 --> 00:27:34,013 Ma'am. 576 00:27:34,588 --> 00:27:36,088 Follow me, please. 577 00:27:36,671 --> 00:27:40,551 There you are. Hi. I'm Hildy Ostrander, your DE. 578 00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:42,260 Oh, hi. Nice to meet you, Hildy. 579 00:27:42,921 --> 00:27:45,011 -Sorry, "DE"? -Development Executive. 580 00:27:45,088 --> 00:27:48,258 Miss Ostrander came to F&C from Vassar via Pfizer. 581 00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:50,708 She also oversees the entire East Coast and is very single-- 582 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:52,296 Oh, Ng, say less. 583 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:53,921 Right this way. 584 00:27:59,046 --> 00:28:00,956 -This is my office? -[Hildy] Mm-hmm. 585 00:28:02,630 --> 00:28:03,630 Wow. 586 00:28:04,338 --> 00:28:05,298 This is-- 587 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,920 I know, we'll have the decorators right up so you can fix it. 588 00:28:08,005 --> 00:28:09,585 This is really great. 589 00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:11,461 Cancel the decorators. 590 00:28:11,546 --> 00:28:15,206 Mr. Clarke's office sent down keys to one of our corporate apartments in the city. 591 00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:17,046 -Ariana? -Yes. 592 00:28:17,546 --> 00:28:18,506 I can't. 593 00:28:18,588 --> 00:28:20,588 She's afraid of heights. 594 00:28:21,463 --> 00:28:23,213 [Maya] How long have you been working here? 595 00:28:23,296 --> 00:28:24,166 [Ariana] Three months. 596 00:28:24,255 --> 00:28:25,955 She was talking to me. Six years. 597 00:28:26,046 --> 00:28:26,876 Great. 598 00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:30,053 Because I'm here to work my butt off, so any wisdom you can impart... 599 00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,510 Great. We'll start with the morning meeting. 600 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,796 Development kicks off the new quarterly cycle today, 601 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,420 so your timing's perfect. 602 00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:39,545 Uh, what cycle? 603 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:43,510 It was men's grooming, but they switched it to skincare at the last second. 604 00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:45,298 You're kidding me. 605 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:48,380 I don't want this to sound like anything but constructive advice. 606 00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:51,053 We've never had a consultant in development before, 607 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:54,130 so they're gonna be looking for any excuse to tear you apart. 608 00:28:55,546 --> 00:28:56,626 That's comforting. 609 00:28:56,713 --> 00:28:59,133 That's Ron Ebsen, the other DE. 610 00:28:59,213 --> 00:29:00,763 -He's cute. -He knows it. 611 00:29:00,838 --> 00:29:03,508 He actually studied dance before he went to business school. 612 00:29:03,588 --> 00:29:06,168 He'll come over as soon as he... Yep, brace for impact. 613 00:29:06,255 --> 00:29:07,455 -You must be Maya. -Hi. 614 00:29:07,546 --> 00:29:10,546 Ron Ebsen. I've been lobbying for a consultant for a while now. 615 00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,170 You went to Wharton, right? 616 00:29:12,255 --> 00:29:13,455 Yes, I did. 617 00:29:13,963 --> 00:29:16,053 -Wharton. -And you had Professor Gumpart? 618 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:18,341 Of course. I love him. 619 00:29:18,838 --> 00:29:19,668 Her. 620 00:29:20,421 --> 00:29:21,841 Yeah, not anymore. 621 00:29:21,921 --> 00:29:23,301 Oh, wow. 622 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,630 Hang on, are you sure? Because she and I, we... 623 00:29:26,213 --> 00:29:27,553 Oh, God. 624 00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:28,880 Good morning, everyone. 625 00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:30,670 Zoe, right? 626 00:29:30,755 --> 00:29:33,005 Yes. Vice-president of Global Skincare. 627 00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:35,300 -Skincare? -Mm-hmm. 628 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,126 Oh, boy. 629 00:29:37,213 --> 00:29:39,963 Some of you have already heard our new mandate from on high 630 00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:44,006 to replace our existing moisture line with an organic alternative. 631 00:29:44,088 --> 00:29:46,168 -[astonished murmurs] -[man] It's already all natural! 632 00:29:46,255 --> 00:29:48,045 Apparently it needs to be more so. 633 00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:49,340 By the end of the quarter? 634 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:50,875 That's not possible. 635 00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:54,303 -[murmuring] -[Ron] We're not talking 100% green. 636 00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,210 Just greener. 637 00:29:55,296 --> 00:29:56,296 [man] This is ridiculous! 638 00:29:56,380 --> 00:30:00,880 From the shrieks of wild enthusiasm, I take it Zoe's just broken the news. 639 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,210 Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be her-- 640 00:30:03,296 --> 00:30:05,086 -Father. -[Zoe] You want to run this? 641 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:08,551 No, no. I just wanted to drop by and formally introduce our new hire. 642 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:12,130 Maya Vargas is an extremely accomplished consultant 643 00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:15,553 and the new skincare direction was partially inspired by her feedback. 644 00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:16,460 Maya? 645 00:30:20,838 --> 00:30:22,378 [Ron] Sir, I think it's a great idea. 646 00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:25,383 End of quarter is aggressive, but I think we're up to the challenge. 647 00:30:25,463 --> 00:30:26,633 Excellent. Thank you, Ron. 648 00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:30,963 We'll start brainstorming, though it might be helpful to hear Maya's game plan. 649 00:30:33,338 --> 00:30:36,048 -Sorry? -Yes. Maya, please, tell everyone 650 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,800 where you think the existing skincare line falls short. 651 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,920 Okay. Um... 652 00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:46,050 Respectfully... 653 00:30:48,421 --> 00:30:49,881 F&C was skewered 654 00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:53,013 when they tried to convince people that Nutralis was a new hair-growth product 655 00:30:53,088 --> 00:30:55,168 when, basically, it was repackaged shampoo. 656 00:30:55,338 --> 00:30:56,378 They felt scammed. 657 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,510 -So to repeat that pattern-- -It's not the same. You can't say "all natural" on the front of a bottle 658 00:31:02,588 --> 00:31:05,548 and then have a whole list of chemicals on the back. 659 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,510 All comfortably within FDA guidelines. 660 00:31:08,588 --> 00:31:12,298 People don't want to "probably not" get cancer from a skin cream. 661 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,920 That's ridiculous. Launching an entirely new product line 662 00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:17,165 is almost triple the cost of evolving an existing one. 663 00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:20,045 -I think people-- -Guys, we're all on the same team, okay? 664 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,510 -All right? -[Zoe] Maybe we shouldn't be. 665 00:31:23,171 --> 00:31:24,051 How about this? 666 00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:29,760 Ron and I will thread the needle at profitably organicifying the current line. 667 00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:33,300 And Maya and Hildy can cook up something new, all green, 668 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:35,300 within our profit margins. 669 00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:36,260 Oh, Christ. 670 00:31:36,796 --> 00:31:38,006 You want to compete? 671 00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:44,173 Okay. You've got three months. 672 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,335 And, uh... 673 00:31:48,338 --> 00:31:49,588 may the best woman win. 674 00:31:54,171 --> 00:31:57,091 The first and most imperative step is landing Felix. 675 00:31:57,171 --> 00:31:59,171 -Who's Felix? -Inventor of Vitalize. 676 00:31:59,255 --> 00:32:00,505 Oh, I love Vitalize. 677 00:32:00,588 --> 00:32:02,168 He's F&C's chief chemist, the best. 678 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:04,295 He's got a vision for the market, and the chemistry. 679 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,050 We cannot do this without Felix. 680 00:32:06,671 --> 00:32:08,381 Great. Can we get him? 681 00:32:09,421 --> 00:32:10,261 No. 682 00:32:12,796 --> 00:32:16,506 Walt Benjamin is Felix's number two and an incredibly talented scientist. 683 00:32:17,046 --> 00:32:18,456 I'm not going against Felix. 684 00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:20,048 [Hildy sighs] 685 00:32:20,588 --> 00:32:24,838 Alicia Zhou is our latest hire out of Cornell. 686 00:32:25,630 --> 00:32:26,460 Yes. 687 00:32:26,546 --> 00:32:27,546 Great! 688 00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:29,760 -Oh, thank God. -[laughs] Thank you. 689 00:32:29,838 --> 00:32:31,588 This is going to be so exciting. 690 00:32:31,671 --> 00:32:33,881 No, it's not. That was sarcasm. 691 00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:35,803 Did you not pick up on that? Or... 692 00:32:39,713 --> 00:32:40,843 [meowing] 693 00:32:40,921 --> 00:32:42,011 [Maya] What the hell? 694 00:32:42,338 --> 00:32:43,918 This guy was on Hildy's list? 695 00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,255 We've gone through the list. This is my idea. 696 00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:48,005 [meowing] 697 00:32:48,421 --> 00:32:49,631 [man] Dinner's almost ready. 698 00:32:49,713 --> 00:32:52,383 -[meowing] -No, come back here! 699 00:32:52,505 --> 00:32:53,415 [man grunts] 700 00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:55,010 Stay! 701 00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:00,920 So you went from MIT to developing cat food? 702 00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:02,630 Maybe I like cats. 703 00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:04,263 Or maybe Felix exiled him. 704 00:33:04,921 --> 00:33:07,051 Well, maybe Felix is an ass panda. 705 00:33:08,046 --> 00:33:09,666 Well, he teamed up with Zoe. 706 00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,455 Yeah, everyone's teamed up with Zoe. 707 00:33:12,046 --> 00:33:13,046 Except you. 708 00:33:13,630 --> 00:33:14,960 Is that because of Felix? 709 00:33:15,046 --> 00:33:17,256 Look, there are millions of words in the English language, 710 00:33:17,338 --> 00:33:19,668 but there is no combination that accurately describes 711 00:33:19,755 --> 00:33:22,665 the feeling I have of wanting to beat his ass with a chair. 712 00:33:22,755 --> 00:33:25,005 So, here's your chance to beat that panda ass. 713 00:33:26,921 --> 00:33:27,841 I'm in. 714 00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:30,168 Yay. 715 00:33:39,671 --> 00:33:42,051 Oh, my God! What the hell? 716 00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:43,125 [gasps] 717 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:47,375 You know what? Screw the kid, I am moving in with you. 718 00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:49,553 He could learn to hunt or something. 719 00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:50,670 This is crazy. 720 00:33:50,755 --> 00:33:52,665 All of this is insane. 721 00:33:52,755 --> 00:33:53,705 Look at this! 722 00:33:54,213 --> 00:33:56,923 Oh, my God, you've got cards here. 723 00:33:57,505 --> 00:34:00,045 Bergdorf Goodman. Hello, lover. 724 00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:02,300 Those are for product research and stuff. 725 00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:05,090 The big companies give you that so you can keep up with everything. 726 00:34:05,171 --> 00:34:06,841 Oh, my God, look at this! 727 00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:08,211 Fifty levels of refrigerator. 728 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:11,046 [gasps] Holy s-word! The refrigerator is stocked! 729 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,800 -Holy what? -Oh, yeah. 730 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,760 Otto got kicked out of school because he called his teacher a dunt. 731 00:34:17,338 --> 00:34:18,838 -A what? -A dumb-- 732 00:34:18,921 --> 00:34:19,761 -Oh, wow. -Yeah. 733 00:34:19,838 --> 00:34:23,628 So I am endeavoring to set a better example. Beer, dear. 734 00:34:23,921 --> 00:34:25,171 -Good luck with that. -Yeah. 735 00:34:25,255 --> 00:34:26,255 Well, I'll need it. 736 00:34:26,338 --> 00:34:28,128 Here you go. Cheers. 737 00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,010 [Joan] Mm-hmm! 738 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,798 Oh, my God. Look at all these drawers even. 739 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,510 -[Joan gasps] -Have you heard from him? 740 00:34:36,963 --> 00:34:37,803 Who? 741 00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:39,800 Oh, Trey? 742 00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:42,876 Um... 743 00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,633 Uh, I don't really want... I don't... 744 00:34:45,713 --> 00:34:47,303 You don't really what? 745 00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:50,303 You know how it is. People... 746 00:34:51,046 --> 00:34:55,006 hear that you guys broke up and he's a wounded fish and... 747 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:58,093 you know, the sharks start circling. 748 00:34:59,088 --> 00:35:00,418 It's only been a week. 749 00:35:00,505 --> 00:35:01,665 What do you expect? 750 00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:03,375 You never told him the truth. 751 00:35:03,463 --> 00:35:06,303 And me telling him the truth was suddenly going to make everything okay? 752 00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:10,260 No, you're right, it's better to lug your past around like a cross. 753 00:35:12,671 --> 00:35:13,631 Maya... 754 00:35:14,421 --> 00:35:17,131 You were 17 years old when you gave the kid up. 755 00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:18,883 You were a kid yourself. 756 00:35:20,046 --> 00:35:21,666 You did the right thing. 757 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:23,881 Oh, come on. 758 00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:26,303 Now that I've bummed you out about Trey... 759 00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,380 No, come on, I don't want to do that. 760 00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,168 I don't know what I'm doing here. 761 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,205 You don't know what you're doing here? I'll tell you what you're gonna do. 762 00:35:35,296 --> 00:35:36,206 You're gonna... 763 00:35:36,963 --> 00:35:38,263 take these cards here, 764 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,048 you're gonna dress the part. 765 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:43,010 You're gonna buy yourself those fancy shoes with the red bottoms. 766 00:35:43,088 --> 00:35:44,088 All right, you know what? 767 00:35:44,171 --> 00:35:47,801 As your friend, I'm gonna take these off your hands. Thank you. 768 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,460 -Don't you dare. -No, I'm gonna take 'em, 769 00:35:49,546 --> 00:35:51,336 'cause you don't seem to be appreciative of it. 770 00:35:51,421 --> 00:35:53,421 -No! -Okay. And then I'm gonna take this. 771 00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:54,585 Oh, it's a two-parter. 772 00:35:54,671 --> 00:35:56,711 -I'm gonna take these and I'm gonna go. -No! 773 00:36:01,296 --> 00:36:03,256 -Oh, my God. -This is crazy. 774 00:36:03,338 --> 00:36:05,548 Come on. Let's show them what Queens can do. 775 00:36:06,046 --> 00:36:07,296 Holding! 776 00:36:07,838 --> 00:36:09,838 One for you, two for me. 777 00:36:09,921 --> 00:36:11,801 We can't spend all of it. 778 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,380 Okay, do you know what? Gift cards are like horses. 779 00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:18,013 They are meant to be ridden hard. 780 00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:20,088 Now get your head in the game. There you go. 781 00:36:20,588 --> 00:36:22,128 And I'm gonna go ahead and try this on. 782 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:23,173 You can't buy that. 783 00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:25,205 I'm not buying it. You are, bitch. Thank you. 784 00:36:25,796 --> 00:36:28,046 ♪ Ooh, girl, you're shining ♪ 785 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:30,340 ♪ Like a Fifth Avenue diamond ♪ 786 00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:32,761 ♪ And they don't make you like they used to ♪ 787 00:36:32,838 --> 00:36:34,378 ♪ You're never going out of style... ♪ 788 00:36:34,463 --> 00:36:38,713 Okay. First thing we need to do, outline a goal for our product. 789 00:36:40,088 --> 00:36:41,668 Has to be 100% organic. 790 00:36:42,171 --> 00:36:43,921 It has to be profitable. 791 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:47,335 It has to fill a hole in the marketplace. 792 00:36:47,421 --> 00:36:49,301 Uh, it needs a wow factor. 793 00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,420 Why are you smushed against the door? 794 00:36:51,505 --> 00:36:53,335 Uh, none of your business. 795 00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:55,301 [Maya] What do people really want? 796 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,880 To be young. 797 00:36:56,963 --> 00:36:58,093 To be thin. 798 00:36:58,171 --> 00:37:00,301 Uh, to work underground. 799 00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:01,590 To be loved. 800 00:37:01,671 --> 00:37:04,761 Well, great. All we need to do is invent a product 801 00:37:04,838 --> 00:37:09,338 that makes people feel young, thin, lovable, and... 802 00:37:09,921 --> 00:37:11,131 subterranean. 803 00:37:11,213 --> 00:37:12,633 [laughs] We can do this. 804 00:37:12,713 --> 00:37:13,593 [elevator bell pings] 805 00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:17,510 ♪ Black saint, sinner lady ♪ 806 00:37:17,588 --> 00:37:19,088 ♪ Playin' knockoff soul... ♪ 807 00:37:19,255 --> 00:37:22,835 -[Maya] Wow! -[Ariana] You should see the big room. 808 00:37:22,921 --> 00:37:26,671 These are all the day creams, night creams. La Mer, Valmont, Hauschka. 809 00:37:26,755 --> 00:37:28,335 Dove, TRESemmé, Supergoop-- 810 00:37:28,421 --> 00:37:29,961 Ariana, say less. 811 00:37:30,046 --> 00:37:31,506 Everything that is relevant. 812 00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:32,878 [Chase] Women like to be moist. 813 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,130 ...turized. Moisturized. 814 00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,843 Anyway, the first step is to have Research put together a data package 815 00:37:40,921 --> 00:37:43,461 that shows us the top sellers in each sector. 816 00:37:43,755 --> 00:37:44,585 Why? 817 00:37:44,671 --> 00:37:47,301 It's standard procedure in launching any new line. 818 00:37:48,171 --> 00:37:50,091 Well, I think we should be in the stores. 819 00:37:50,171 --> 00:37:54,051 You know, talking to the managers, looking at the sell-throughs, the rates of return. 820 00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:56,050 I mean, if we're gonna find a hole in the market, 821 00:37:56,130 --> 00:37:58,800 then we have to find a hole in the market. 822 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,010 That's gonna eat up a lot of time and we only have ten weeks. 823 00:38:02,088 --> 00:38:03,208 [Anderson] Ah, there you are. 824 00:38:03,296 --> 00:38:05,666 -Mr. Clarke, what a surprise. -Hello, Hildy. 825 00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:07,505 -Brushing up on the competition? -Yes. 826 00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:08,628 What can we do for you? 827 00:38:08,713 --> 00:38:10,093 Well, these guys already know it, 828 00:38:10,171 --> 00:38:12,381 but I like to torture my employees once in a while 829 00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:14,923 and I thought maybe you'd like to join us out at the yacht club. 830 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:16,550 Yacht club? 831 00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,710 Since you coxed on the club team at Harvard, 832 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:20,416 I thought you could show us a thing or two. 833 00:38:23,838 --> 00:38:24,668 Sure. 834 00:38:24,755 --> 00:38:26,755 [upbeat jazz music playing] 835 00:38:35,630 --> 00:38:37,050 [Ron] I suck at this. 836 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:39,920 [Felix] It's better than that ziplining shit he made us do in the woods. 837 00:38:40,421 --> 00:38:43,341 I mean, I got into science so I wouldn't have to go outdoors. 838 00:38:43,421 --> 00:38:44,421 Suck it up, ladies. 839 00:38:44,505 --> 00:38:46,085 Now, this is what I call team-building. 840 00:38:46,671 --> 00:38:48,301 Zoe rowed lightweight for Princeton. 841 00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:50,510 Never could beat you Crimson when she was there. 842 00:38:50,588 --> 00:38:52,168 Said you guys always had their number. 843 00:38:52,255 --> 00:38:55,545 We'll see if we still have some of that old Crimson magic. 844 00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:58,255 On the square! 845 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,918 On the square! 846 00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,335 Sit ready! 847 00:39:02,421 --> 00:39:03,631 Shit's ready! 848 00:39:04,046 --> 00:39:05,296 Damn right, it is. 849 00:39:05,463 --> 00:39:07,463 Hey, shall we power 20 right from the start? 850 00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:09,633 Yes, of course. 851 00:39:09,713 --> 00:39:10,763 Attention. 852 00:39:11,671 --> 00:39:12,801 -[starting pistol fires] -Go! 853 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,380 -Power 20! 854 00:39:14,463 --> 00:39:16,093 ♪ How can I explain this? ♪ 855 00:39:16,838 --> 00:39:18,628 ♪ You've got to get it, baby ♪ 856 00:39:19,213 --> 00:39:21,343 ♪ Can't you see you're only chasing? ♪ 857 00:39:22,546 --> 00:39:23,626 Five. 858 00:39:23,713 --> 00:39:24,763 Row! 859 00:39:24,838 --> 00:39:25,668 Six. 860 00:39:25,755 --> 00:39:26,835 Row! 861 00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:27,961 Seven. 862 00:39:28,046 --> 00:39:30,126 Row your boat! 863 00:39:30,213 --> 00:39:31,463 Eight. 864 00:39:31,546 --> 00:39:33,126 ♪ We've gotta move a little faster... ♪ 865 00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:34,668 Yeah! Go, go, go! 866 00:39:35,921 --> 00:39:37,301 -Oh, my God. -My God. 867 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:38,260 I lost my olive. 868 00:39:38,338 --> 00:39:40,048 -I'm so sorry. -No, don't get it. 869 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,590 [Ron] They're pulling ahead of us. 870 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:42,591 Damn it, Zoe. 871 00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:43,671 I've got this. I've got this! 872 00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:47,343 -[siren blast] -[radio chatter] 873 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:50,295 I so did not have that. 874 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,260 It's okay. We've had worse. 875 00:39:52,338 --> 00:39:53,708 That was epic. 876 00:39:54,296 --> 00:39:55,166 Where to begin? 877 00:39:55,838 --> 00:39:57,378 I can think of a couple of places. 878 00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:02,093 It's funny. I thought I heard "pull port" as something different. 879 00:40:02,588 --> 00:40:03,418 Really? 880 00:40:03,505 --> 00:40:04,795 Pull port! 881 00:40:06,046 --> 00:40:07,256 Pulled pork? 882 00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,508 -Pulled pork? -Right. 883 00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:11,298 -Right? -Yes! 884 00:40:12,046 --> 00:40:12,956 No! 885 00:40:13,046 --> 00:40:16,086 -The other right. The other right! -Look out! 886 00:40:17,588 --> 00:40:18,758 [screaming] 887 00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,050 I just want to apologize-- 888 00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:22,920 I just want to say one thing, all right? 889 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:26,591 That was... 890 00:40:27,171 --> 00:40:28,711 hilarious. [laughing] 891 00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:31,586 -[Ron] But, Mr. Clarke, that scull was-- -That was a piece of crap. 892 00:40:31,671 --> 00:40:35,051 Now we have an excuse to upgrade. [laughs] 893 00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,590 I'll see you guys tomorrow. 894 00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:41,168 I hope somebody videotaped that 'cause that was some crazy shit. 895 00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:42,760 [laughing] 896 00:40:43,630 --> 00:40:44,800 Well, that worked out. 897 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,210 See you, Maya. 898 00:40:46,963 --> 00:40:47,843 Okay. 899 00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:51,090 First, we have to work for his daughter. Now we get this one. 900 00:40:51,671 --> 00:40:53,131 There's something bullshit about her. 901 00:40:53,296 --> 00:40:55,376 [scoffs] Coxswain, my ass. 902 00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,630 -What? -Hmm? 903 00:40:58,130 --> 00:40:59,340 Your dad is... 904 00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:00,916 unique. 905 00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:04,260 He's competitive to the point of occasional insanity. 906 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,208 But it's made him who he is. 907 00:41:08,921 --> 00:41:10,131 You worry about him. 908 00:41:11,546 --> 00:41:13,416 I worry about some of his decisions... 909 00:41:15,463 --> 00:41:17,013 since my mother passed away. 910 00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:20,506 I'm sorry. 911 00:41:21,796 --> 00:41:25,046 Six years and he hasn't been on a date or a single vacation. 912 00:41:25,838 --> 00:41:28,758 Although I finally talked him into putting the apartment on Zillow. 913 00:41:30,796 --> 00:41:34,546 He is always on me about having more of a life outside of work, 914 00:41:34,963 --> 00:41:37,303 and yet he can't see the same about himself. 915 00:41:38,421 --> 00:41:41,211 He's a dad. That's what they do, right? 916 00:41:43,338 --> 00:41:45,838 I lost both my parents when I was young, so... 917 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,011 my grandmother raised me until... 918 00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:50,590 she died and then I bounced around foster care, 919 00:41:50,671 --> 00:41:51,591 so I wouldn't know. 920 00:41:52,088 --> 00:41:54,088 Is that why you never married or had kids? 921 00:41:57,088 --> 00:41:58,338 Something like that. 922 00:42:00,838 --> 00:42:02,758 Well, now that we've analyzed each other, 923 00:42:02,838 --> 00:42:04,378 I've got a big day tomorrow. 924 00:42:04,463 --> 00:42:06,133 First shot at initial prototypes. 925 00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:07,630 How are you guys coming? 926 00:42:07,713 --> 00:42:08,843 We're close. 927 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,210 Hm. 928 00:42:10,921 --> 00:42:11,841 Very close. 929 00:42:13,546 --> 00:42:16,166 What the hell? Oh, my God, it smells awful! 930 00:42:16,255 --> 00:42:19,705 Yeah, that's because it's 100% organic, as ordered. 931 00:42:19,796 --> 00:42:20,706 [Maya groans] 932 00:42:20,796 --> 00:42:22,546 ♪ March in this parade ♪ 933 00:42:22,630 --> 00:42:24,630 ♪ We gonna make that gold today ♪ 934 00:42:24,713 --> 00:42:26,553 ♪ Catch a ride on this balloon... ♪ 935 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:29,800 Excuse me, can I ask you some questions about your daily skincare routine? 936 00:42:30,505 --> 00:42:31,585 All right, okay. 937 00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:35,880 Hi. Hi. What do you look for in a sunblock? 938 00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:38,130 Excuse me, do you have time-- 939 00:42:39,338 --> 00:42:40,168 Do you have the time? 940 00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:41,335 As a woman who wears... 941 00:42:41,838 --> 00:42:43,088 all the make-up... 942 00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:45,630 do you have any particular favorites? 943 00:42:47,421 --> 00:42:49,091 Hello. Hi. 944 00:42:49,171 --> 00:42:50,091 Hi. 945 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:57,008 It's cold out here. Glad you have all that makeup on to keep you warm. 946 00:42:57,963 --> 00:43:00,093 The paraben chemicals are what make it smell better. 947 00:43:00,671 --> 00:43:01,761 No! 948 00:43:01,838 --> 00:43:03,878 We can't do that, right? 949 00:43:03,963 --> 00:43:06,713 And what do we do to make it a nicer color than vomit-green? 950 00:43:07,213 --> 00:43:08,803 Methoxycinnamate? 951 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,630 Dumb it down for me, all right? 952 00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:14,013 How do we get rid of the chemicals and still make it look and smell nice? 953 00:43:14,088 --> 00:43:15,668 We have to find the ingredients in nature. 954 00:43:15,755 --> 00:43:17,755 Good. All right then, start searching. 955 00:43:18,213 --> 00:43:19,303 Do you have a minute, sir? Oh, come on! 956 00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:22,625 [shrieks] 957 00:43:22,713 --> 00:43:23,673 Oh, my God! 958 00:43:24,255 --> 00:43:25,375 Are you okay? 959 00:43:25,463 --> 00:43:26,963 That dickhead just kept walking. 960 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,510 Do you have mirrors at home? 961 00:43:30,588 --> 00:43:32,918 And do you look at them before you leave? 962 00:43:33,421 --> 00:43:38,051 Wow, you have really soft skin. What kind of moisturizer do you use? 963 00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:39,130 -Really? -Yeah. 964 00:43:39,213 --> 00:43:40,713 [man on phone] Office of the registrar. 965 00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:42,300 Yes, er... 966 00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:46,381 How do I verify if someone who says they went to Harvard 967 00:43:46,463 --> 00:43:47,803 actually graduated from there? 968 00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:51,170 Do you have the name of the person and the year of graduation? 969 00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:54,211 Yes. Maria Vargas, class of '96. 970 00:43:54,963 --> 00:43:56,263 Vargas... 971 00:43:56,838 --> 00:43:59,008 Oh, yes, she graduated with honors. Wow, magna cum laude. 972 00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:02,508 [man 2] You dick! 973 00:44:02,588 --> 00:44:03,588 Excuse me? 974 00:44:04,171 --> 00:44:08,511 No, sorry, Admissions gets really excited when we ding a scholarship candidate. 975 00:44:08,588 --> 00:44:09,548 [whispering] Sorry! 976 00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:10,960 Er... 977 00:44:11,463 --> 00:44:13,463 Okay. Thank you very much. 978 00:44:13,546 --> 00:44:14,376 No problem. 979 00:44:20,463 --> 00:44:21,883 [phone vibrates] 980 00:44:22,005 --> 00:44:25,835 -Dude! Oh, God, did you see that? -Damn it! 981 00:44:25,921 --> 00:44:29,421 [Dilly] This is a first, man. You suck at this game. 982 00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:30,705 [woman] Edward Taylor's office. 983 00:44:30,796 --> 00:44:31,956 Yes, is Mr. Taylor in? 984 00:44:32,046 --> 00:44:34,706 I have a quick question about a reference on a former employee. 985 00:44:34,796 --> 00:44:37,876 Mr. Taylor's away until the 21st. I can have him return. 986 00:44:38,921 --> 00:44:40,551 I would appreciate that. Thank you. 987 00:44:40,630 --> 00:44:43,210 I'm really proud to be here with them, be a part of it, you know? 988 00:44:43,755 --> 00:44:45,755 [cheering] 989 00:44:48,671 --> 00:44:50,511 Woo! That was really cold! 990 00:44:59,338 --> 00:45:00,168 Hello. 991 00:45:00,838 --> 00:45:02,508 -What's this? -Research. 992 00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:04,708 You did all this in the field? 993 00:45:04,796 --> 00:45:05,666 God, no. 994 00:45:05,755 --> 00:45:08,795 We have wasted six weeks talking to wackadoos from store to store. 995 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,340 I ordered this from downstairs. 996 00:45:10,921 --> 00:45:12,211 That's not how we're doing this. 997 00:45:12,296 --> 00:45:14,006 And yet it's how it's done. 998 00:45:14,088 --> 00:45:18,338 Wow, 120,000 responses, but no real consensus. 999 00:45:18,421 --> 00:45:19,551 Which is exactly my point. 1000 00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:21,760 People are idiots. They don't know what they want. 1001 00:45:21,838 --> 00:45:23,378 They want us to tell them what they want 1002 00:45:23,463 --> 00:45:26,093 so they can pick the prettiest bottle and get on with their lives. 1003 00:45:26,171 --> 00:45:28,381 Maya, can I talk to you for a second? 1004 00:45:29,130 --> 00:45:30,090 Uh, yeah. 1005 00:45:35,046 --> 00:45:38,416 So, we are looking at taking on a new Chinese distributor. 1006 00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,130 Their CEO is in town and wants to meet me and Ron for dinner this Thursday. 1007 00:45:42,505 --> 00:45:44,915 His English is sketchy at best. 1008 00:45:45,005 --> 00:45:45,955 Dad thought... 1009 00:45:47,046 --> 00:45:48,416 you could help us out. 1010 00:45:49,005 --> 00:45:50,005 Okay. 1011 00:45:50,421 --> 00:45:52,381 Our go-to translator is on his honeymoon, 1012 00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:56,263 and the only employee we have who speaks Mandarin is... 1013 00:45:58,046 --> 00:45:59,296 -Me? -Yeah. 1014 00:46:01,713 --> 00:46:03,093 -Okay. -Great. 1015 00:46:03,171 --> 00:46:04,421 -Great. -Thursday. 1016 00:46:04,505 --> 00:46:05,795 -Yep. -Okay. 1017 00:46:06,921 --> 00:46:09,711 Oh, my God, you are so buttfricked! 1018 00:46:09,796 --> 00:46:11,796 -It's not funny, Joan. -It is. 1019 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,130 I almost killed people in a boat race. 1020 00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:16,963 Now I'm gonna murder Mandarin. I don't speak Chinese. 1021 00:46:17,046 --> 00:46:20,416 All right, so you do a lot of nodding. I mean, men don't listen to us anyway. 1022 00:46:20,505 --> 00:46:21,545 I'm serious. 1023 00:46:23,255 --> 00:46:24,545 I just got an idea. 1024 00:46:24,630 --> 00:46:26,630 Our cat's veterinarian. 1025 00:46:26,713 --> 00:46:29,383 He's the nicest guy in the world and he speaks Mandarin. 1026 00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:30,763 And how does that help me? 1027 00:46:30,838 --> 00:46:32,008 Well, if this works, 1028 00:46:32,505 --> 00:46:33,585 you owe me big time. 1029 00:46:34,088 --> 00:46:39,708 [in Mandarin] I haven't spoken in years. My pronunciation is spotty. 1030 00:46:40,338 --> 00:46:43,128 [in Mandarin] So you understand our concerns? 1031 00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:46,923 [in Mandarin] We do, and our team is very eager to... 1032 00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:51,165 familiarize you with our process, sir. 1033 00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:52,795 [in Mandarin] Call me Phillip. 1034 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,010 Have you ever traveled extensively in China? 1035 00:46:56,088 --> 00:46:59,878 [in English] Okay, he's asking you if you have ever traveled extensively in China. 1036 00:47:00,630 --> 00:47:01,670 You say... 1037 00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:06,300 [in Mandarin] No. No, I haven't been so fortunate as of yet. 1038 00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:07,760 [in Mandarin] You must come visit. 1039 00:47:07,838 --> 00:47:08,708 You say... 1040 00:47:08,796 --> 00:47:11,506 [speaking in Mandarin] 1041 00:47:12,213 --> 00:47:13,883 [in Mandarin] I'd love to... 1042 00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:16,213 check its scrotum. 1043 00:47:16,296 --> 00:47:18,456 -[speaking in Mandarin] -[whines] 1044 00:47:18,546 --> 00:47:21,416 [in Mandarin] Really feel for any swelling. 1045 00:47:22,671 --> 00:47:24,461 [in English] But I feel so bad 1046 00:47:24,546 --> 00:47:26,456 leaving everybody else out of the conversation. 1047 00:47:26,546 --> 00:47:29,506 I'm sure that your English is much better than my Mandarin. 1048 00:47:29,588 --> 00:47:31,918 I suspect it might be. 1049 00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:34,625 We would love to schedule a tour for you and your colleagues 1050 00:47:34,713 --> 00:47:36,513 to visit our facilities firsthand. 1051 00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,838 But we would have to wait for the deal to be closed, 1052 00:47:38,921 --> 00:47:40,801 due to the proprietary nature of R&D. 1053 00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,840 As long as there is a signed non-disclosure agreement, 1054 00:47:43,921 --> 00:47:46,421 I feel perfectly comfortable allowing Mr. Jiang to tour. 1055 00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:49,835 You may not be aware, Zoe, but that directly contradicts company policy. 1056 00:47:50,255 --> 00:47:52,455 But I'm sure Mr. Jiang can understand that. 1057 00:47:55,713 --> 00:47:57,553 [in Mandarin] I find Ron arrogant. 1058 00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:59,550 What's his problem? 1059 00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,093 Oh. 1060 00:48:01,171 --> 00:48:03,921 [in Mandarin] His anal gland needs milking. 1061 00:48:06,296 --> 00:48:08,256 [laughs heartily] 1062 00:48:09,213 --> 00:48:12,093 [laughter continues] 1063 00:48:12,171 --> 00:48:13,381 [in English] I like her. 1064 00:48:14,296 --> 00:48:19,046 And thank you, Zoe. I will gladly sign the NDA to tour your facilities. 1065 00:48:19,921 --> 00:48:22,171 [Zoe] Thank you. That actually worked out great. 1066 00:48:22,255 --> 00:48:23,665 Ron didn't seem too happy. 1067 00:48:23,755 --> 00:48:26,835 Well, Ron is one of the reasons I hate this job sometimes. 1068 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:29,838 So, how is your project coming? 1069 00:48:30,671 --> 00:48:31,591 Honestly? 1070 00:48:32,296 --> 00:48:33,166 Slow. 1071 00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:34,795 I should have kept my big mouth shut. 1072 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,670 Yeah, 100% organic is tough. 1073 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,460 I took a run at it a few years ago. 1074 00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:47,713 You know, I still have some research over at my dad's place. 1075 00:48:47,796 --> 00:48:50,336 If you don't mind helping me search for it, 1076 00:48:50,421 --> 00:48:52,051 it might save you a few headaches. 1077 00:48:53,671 --> 00:48:55,961 Thanks. That would be really helpful. 1078 00:48:56,046 --> 00:48:59,586 Yeah, well, it's the least I can do for you making Ron look like a dick. 1079 00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:02,418 I'll see ya. 1080 00:49:08,338 --> 00:49:09,208 What's up, Pops? 1081 00:49:09,296 --> 00:49:11,126 I'm heading out to meet Maya at the apartment. 1082 00:49:11,213 --> 00:49:13,093 Actually, that's why I wanted to see you. 1083 00:49:13,171 --> 00:49:15,211 Uh-oh. Sounds serious. 1084 00:49:15,296 --> 00:49:16,836 Would you close the door, sweetheart? 1085 00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:20,125 Okay. 1086 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,380 [inaudible speech] 1087 00:49:37,505 --> 00:49:39,125 -Hey. -Hey. 1088 00:49:43,338 --> 00:49:45,668 -Wow, when's he moving? -Next month. 1089 00:49:46,046 --> 00:49:49,126 My apartment's so tiny, he lets me keep a lot of my junk here. 1090 00:49:50,546 --> 00:49:52,706 This place is... huge. 1091 00:49:53,255 --> 00:49:54,205 You grew up here? 1092 00:49:54,838 --> 00:49:55,878 Most of my life. 1093 00:49:58,838 --> 00:49:59,708 [Maya] Wow. 1094 00:50:00,546 --> 00:50:01,956 [Zoe] Dad likes to collect them. 1095 00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:07,625 Is that your mom? 1096 00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:09,673 -Mm-hmm. -She's pretty. 1097 00:50:12,921 --> 00:50:14,761 -She was blonde? -Yeah. 1098 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:16,546 I was adopted. 1099 00:50:18,630 --> 00:50:20,260 Let's get you that research. 1100 00:50:25,171 --> 00:50:28,461 [Zoe] Sorry about the mess. Dad saved everything. 1101 00:50:29,046 --> 00:50:29,916 And I mean... 1102 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,460 everything. 1103 00:50:31,546 --> 00:50:32,506 Oh, my goodness. 1104 00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:34,210 Could you be any cuter? 1105 00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:35,510 [they chuckle] 1106 00:50:36,921 --> 00:50:38,711 This is all the early stuff. 1107 00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:42,378 First haircut. 1108 00:50:45,338 --> 00:50:46,168 First tooth. 1109 00:50:52,296 --> 00:50:53,296 Ah. 1110 00:50:53,546 --> 00:50:54,666 It's my first blanket. 1111 00:50:56,005 --> 00:50:57,375 It was from my birth mother. 1112 00:51:00,546 --> 00:51:01,756 It came with this. 1113 00:51:03,838 --> 00:51:05,668 It says, "Wherever you go..." 1114 00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:12,630 [whispering] "I will always love you." 1115 00:51:20,921 --> 00:51:22,091 Oh, my... 1116 00:51:23,463 --> 00:51:25,303 -How? -My dad. 1117 00:51:25,921 --> 00:51:27,591 I'm completely pissed at him. 1118 00:51:27,671 --> 00:51:31,091 You know, for years after my mom died, I tried to find you. 1119 00:51:31,671 --> 00:51:36,341 But it was just a series of dead ends, so I sort of gave up. 1120 00:51:38,046 --> 00:51:39,756 But apparently he didn't. 1121 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:43,050 That was a good decision. 1122 00:51:44,421 --> 00:51:47,671 God, I used to always wonder what your voice sounded like. 1123 00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:49,258 Oh, my God. 1124 00:51:49,338 --> 00:51:50,418 [sniffles] 1125 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:57,756 Did you ever search for me? 1126 00:52:00,963 --> 00:52:03,713 You know, the adoption agency advised me not to. 1127 00:52:03,796 --> 00:52:04,836 They said... 1128 00:52:05,921 --> 00:52:08,631 that you were with a good family and that I shouldn't. 1129 00:52:11,755 --> 00:52:14,255 But every time I saw a little girl, I would think... 1130 00:52:16,505 --> 00:52:18,755 "Is that what Sarah looks like now?" 1131 00:52:19,630 --> 00:52:21,050 You called me Sarah? 1132 00:52:22,255 --> 00:52:26,755 So I would have been Sarah Rosalina de la Santa Cruz Davilla Vargas? 1133 00:52:28,505 --> 00:52:29,625 You see why I shortened it? 1134 00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:30,633 Yeah. 1135 00:52:32,171 --> 00:52:33,051 Oh... 1136 00:52:34,463 --> 00:52:36,053 [sobbing, laughing] 1137 00:52:38,838 --> 00:52:39,708 [Zoe] Can I ask? 1138 00:52:41,046 --> 00:52:42,256 What about my father? 1139 00:52:44,255 --> 00:52:45,375 I met him at a party. 1140 00:52:48,421 --> 00:52:49,591 Does he know about me? 1141 00:52:52,588 --> 00:52:54,878 I never even knew his last name. 1142 00:52:56,046 --> 00:52:59,506 But he was the most beautiful boy I'd ever seen. 1143 00:53:00,546 --> 00:53:01,376 He was? 1144 00:53:02,338 --> 00:53:03,878 And very sweet. 1145 00:53:09,921 --> 00:53:12,211 But I was... 16. 1146 00:53:13,046 --> 00:53:14,876 And basically on my own and... 1147 00:53:17,338 --> 00:53:18,708 But I knew you had to be born. 1148 00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:21,050 It wasn't even a question. 1149 00:53:23,838 --> 00:53:27,918 [Maya] I'd left school and got two jobs, but I didn't have anybody to watch you. 1150 00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:31,335 They were going to take you away, you know, put you back in the system. 1151 00:53:31,921 --> 00:53:33,761 And I just couldn't let that happen. 1152 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:38,593 [Zoe] But knowing that I was given up for adoption... you can't help but grow up with a sense of rejection. 1153 00:53:42,421 --> 00:53:43,761 [Maya] "Am I good enough?" 1154 00:53:44,838 --> 00:53:46,508 "Is something wrong with me?" 1155 00:53:47,296 --> 00:53:48,126 Exactly. 1156 00:53:54,755 --> 00:53:56,625 I would have done anything to keep you. 1157 00:53:59,296 --> 00:54:02,456 You know, I know we haven't exactly gotten along, 1158 00:54:02,546 --> 00:54:05,006 but I really admire you. 1159 00:54:05,796 --> 00:54:07,956 Just everything you've accomplished. 1160 00:54:09,546 --> 00:54:11,626 You're kind of who I want to be when I grow up. 1161 00:54:26,005 --> 00:54:27,455 [Zoe] I found my old research! 1162 00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:33,010 You okay? 1163 00:54:35,213 --> 00:54:37,133 Well, I took out the really good stuff, 1164 00:54:37,213 --> 00:54:39,303 'cause I am still going to kick your ass. 1165 00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:40,630 [Maya chuckles] 1166 00:54:40,713 --> 00:54:44,423 By the way, I don't think we need to tell people at work about this. 1167 00:54:45,005 --> 00:54:46,255 -Agreed. -Cool. 1168 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,380 Then let's go because I am starving. 1169 00:54:49,463 --> 00:54:50,883 [both chuckle] 1170 00:54:53,421 --> 00:54:55,761 [Joan] So, that's where you've been? 1171 00:54:55,838 --> 00:54:57,298 Jiminy Cricket! 1172 00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:59,260 For God's sake, would you please start cursing? 1173 00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,208 No. Whatever, come on. 1174 00:55:00,296 --> 00:55:02,546 So, what is she like? 1175 00:55:03,755 --> 00:55:05,045 You know, it's so bizarre. 1176 00:55:05,130 --> 00:55:07,380 Just last week, she was North Korea. 1177 00:55:07,463 --> 00:55:10,633 And now, when I think about her, I can't stop smiling. 1178 00:55:10,713 --> 00:55:11,673 Aww. 1179 00:55:11,838 --> 00:55:12,958 That's so nice. 1180 00:55:13,046 --> 00:55:14,416 She wants to get to know me. 1181 00:55:14,505 --> 00:55:15,375 Oh. 1182 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,130 Sh... oot. 1183 00:55:17,213 --> 00:55:19,213 Yeah, says she wants to make up for lost time. 1184 00:55:19,296 --> 00:55:20,876 -Well, that's great. -Mm! 1185 00:55:21,505 --> 00:55:24,125 -Not great. She wants to meet my friends. -So? 1186 00:55:24,213 --> 00:55:25,593 -I'd be happy to. -No. 1187 00:55:25,671 --> 00:55:29,551 My "friends" from Harvard and the Peace Corps. 1188 00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,760 -Who don't actually-- -Yes. 1189 00:55:30,838 --> 00:55:31,838 Oh, f-word. 1190 00:55:33,213 --> 00:55:34,343 God, that's so annoying. 1191 00:55:34,421 --> 00:55:35,511 What's annoying? Your face? 1192 00:55:35,588 --> 00:55:36,458 Oh, God. 1193 00:55:37,505 --> 00:55:38,875 [Anderson] Thank you very much. 1194 00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:43,626 I want to explain myself to both of you. 1195 00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:47,170 -You don't have to, it's-- -Oh, no. He does. 1196 00:55:47,921 --> 00:55:50,341 We used to say Zoe got her spirited streak from her mother, 1197 00:55:50,421 --> 00:55:52,421 but now we know that's only half true. 1198 00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,460 You know, when Zoe started looking for you, 1199 00:55:55,546 --> 00:55:57,626 I didn't know if it was healthy or not. 1200 00:55:57,838 --> 00:56:00,708 And after a while, you gave up. 1201 00:56:01,713 --> 00:56:04,013 And... something went out in you. 1202 00:56:04,088 --> 00:56:07,208 I know what your mother would have said. She would have said, "Fix it, Andy." 1203 00:56:07,713 --> 00:56:11,013 So I kept the feelers out, and then suddenly, 1204 00:56:11,463 --> 00:56:14,053 miraculously, there you were online. 1205 00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:15,670 And impressively so. 1206 00:56:15,755 --> 00:56:18,455 I didn't know if you would want to connect with Zoe, 1207 00:56:18,546 --> 00:56:20,956 and I didn't want to take the chance on her being rejected, 1208 00:56:21,046 --> 00:56:24,796 so I brought you in under the guise of a job interview to suss you out. 1209 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,760 And you were terrific, you were fantastic. 1210 00:56:26,838 --> 00:56:29,668 I would have hired you without this connection. 1211 00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:33,800 And then Zoe walked in, and seeing the two of you butting heads together, I just-- 1212 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,340 You manipulated us. 1213 00:56:35,421 --> 00:56:37,211 Well... perhaps. 1214 00:56:37,921 --> 00:56:40,711 Although I wasn't the one who suggested the competition. 1215 00:56:41,546 --> 00:56:42,796 [Ant] Maya! 1216 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:47,210 Is that Maria Maya Vargas? What are the odds? 1217 00:56:47,296 --> 00:56:48,956 [laughing] Hello. 1218 00:56:49,046 --> 00:56:53,376 Yes, we were just on our way to the alumni social for Norton. 1219 00:56:53,463 --> 00:56:55,713 -Wharton. -Wharton, Wharton, yeah. 1220 00:56:55,796 --> 00:56:57,876 Um, Zoe, Anderson, 1221 00:56:57,963 --> 00:56:59,803 -these are my friends from-- -Harvard. 1222 00:57:00,588 --> 00:57:03,418 We, uh-- We, uh, did some time in the Peace Corps together. 1223 00:57:04,046 --> 00:57:05,296 We saved whales. 1224 00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:10,458 Yes, so you're Maya's little girl, huh? She has your eyes. 1225 00:57:10,546 --> 00:57:12,256 Aren't you guys gonna be late for your mixer? 1226 00:57:12,338 --> 00:57:13,798 -Okay. -Philanthropy never waits. 1227 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,210 Always saving something. 1228 00:57:15,713 --> 00:57:17,513 I thought you said it was an alumni social. 1229 00:57:17,588 --> 00:57:21,298 Well, we wanted to give our men a reason to put their tuxes on. 1230 00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:23,710 Before we gave our men a reason to take 'em off. 1231 00:57:23,796 --> 00:57:27,296 -Oh, I see. What an image. -[Joan] She's joking. We're not-- 1232 00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:29,460 Okay, all right. Nice to meet you, ladies. 1233 00:57:29,546 --> 00:57:30,376 [Joan] And you too. 1234 00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:33,093 It really is so nice to finally meet some of Maya's friends. 1235 00:57:34,130 --> 00:57:35,210 [Joan] Well, she seems nice. 1236 00:57:35,296 --> 00:57:36,796 -[Maya] Yeah. -Pretty, too. 1237 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,460 -Uh-huh. -Unlike the bug up your arse. 1238 00:57:39,546 --> 00:57:41,296 I mean, come on, Joan, seriously? 1239 00:57:41,796 --> 00:57:42,836 "Save the Whales"? 1240 00:57:42,921 --> 00:57:44,711 Well, she nailed it in rehearsal. 1241 00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,921 Anyway, we were helping. 1242 00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:49,093 Still coming to my birthday, right? 1243 00:57:49,838 --> 00:57:50,708 Of course. 1244 00:57:51,588 --> 00:57:53,008 I just wish you would have told me. 1245 00:57:53,088 --> 00:57:55,008 Well, she said she wanted to meet your friends. 1246 00:57:55,088 --> 00:57:56,258 -Ugh. -Oh, I'm sorry. 1247 00:57:56,338 --> 00:57:57,878 Suddenly we don't exist? 1248 00:57:58,755 --> 00:57:59,585 Hey... 1249 00:58:00,088 --> 00:58:02,298 don't confuse this new Facebook thing... 1250 00:58:02,921 --> 00:58:04,551 with who you really are, okay? 1251 00:58:06,046 --> 00:58:07,836 My daughter thinks I'm this amazing person. 1252 00:58:07,963 --> 00:58:09,713 -What am I supposed to do? -I don't know! 1253 00:58:09,796 --> 00:58:11,456 Try telling her the damn truth? 1254 00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:13,800 You don't understand. 1255 00:58:14,421 --> 00:58:16,301 All right? That would kill her. I... 1256 00:58:17,338 --> 00:58:20,378 Maybe... one day when we get to know each other better-- 1257 00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:21,883 One day when you get to know her. 1258 00:58:21,963 --> 00:58:23,963 I remember you saying the same thing about Trey. 1259 00:58:24,046 --> 00:58:25,416 That's a shitty thing to say. 1260 00:58:25,505 --> 00:58:27,915 I'm sorry. Well, if the shite fits... 1261 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,170 You know what? You have no idea what it's been like. 1262 00:58:31,255 --> 00:58:32,755 You have no idea... 1263 00:58:33,963 --> 00:58:36,513 how many times I still thought about her every day. 1264 00:58:37,421 --> 00:58:38,591 "Is she okay?" 1265 00:58:39,546 --> 00:58:41,666 "Is she happy?" "Is she alive?" 1266 00:58:42,671 --> 00:58:46,091 And, you're right, now I've found her and it's a mess. 1267 00:58:46,171 --> 00:58:48,631 I'm a mess. And, you know what, I hate the lie. 1268 00:58:49,838 --> 00:58:52,508 But I have to be the person that she thinks I am or... 1269 00:58:53,921 --> 00:58:55,211 I could lose her again. 1270 00:58:58,338 --> 00:58:59,958 And I couldn't survive that. 1271 00:59:00,630 --> 00:59:02,590 You act like you don't have a choice. 1272 00:59:03,546 --> 00:59:04,456 I don't. 1273 00:59:04,546 --> 00:59:05,586 [scoffs] 1274 00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,510 Well... 1275 00:59:08,755 --> 00:59:12,505 You know, it's sad that she's not gonna meet the old Maya... 1276 00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,335 because she was pretty amazing. 1277 00:59:26,671 --> 00:59:27,671 Thanks. 1278 00:59:28,630 --> 00:59:30,170 Hey, don't be a stranger, huh? 1279 00:59:32,421 --> 00:59:33,881 I was kind of a regular. 1280 00:59:34,546 --> 00:59:35,416 When? 1281 00:59:36,838 --> 00:59:39,338 -[Maya] We used to sit here. -Oh. 1282 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:45,303 You used to sleep or nurse 1283 00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,510 while I tried to figure out our next move. 1284 00:59:50,505 --> 00:59:51,415 Wait, we were... homeless? 1285 00:59:54,838 --> 00:59:58,508 I mean, there was a while where we didn't have a place, but... 1286 01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,590 I mean, I tried... I mean... 1287 01:00:03,838 --> 01:00:04,758 But... 1288 01:00:11,046 --> 01:00:12,006 It's okay. 1289 01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:23,630 I said goodbye to you here. 1290 01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:31,960 Kissed you for the last time. 1291 01:00:36,921 --> 01:00:38,091 December 23rd. 1292 01:00:45,338 --> 01:00:47,588 Christmas is not exactly my favorite time of the year. 1293 01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:50,836 Maybe we should fix that. 1294 01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:55,210 ♪ Like that, come on, that's it All right, come on... ♪ 1295 01:00:55,421 --> 01:00:57,131 [elevator bell pings] 1296 01:00:57,213 --> 01:00:59,673 -[giggling] -♪ Christmas presents... ♪ 1297 01:00:59,755 --> 01:01:00,795 All right, hold on! 1298 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,300 ♪ Around the world... ♪ 1299 01:01:03,713 --> 01:01:06,383 Okay, got it. We're good. 1300 01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:10,593 ♪ If only I just had a present for everyone ♪ 1301 01:01:10,671 --> 01:01:13,961 ♪ Under one great big Christmas tree ♪ 1302 01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:16,553 ♪ Presents... ♪ 1303 01:01:17,755 --> 01:01:19,165 -I'll put it on. -Come on. 1304 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,130 Ta-da! 1305 01:01:21,796 --> 01:01:23,336 Oh, it's perfect! 1306 01:01:25,046 --> 01:01:26,126 Hi, guys. 1307 01:01:26,755 --> 01:01:27,705 What's going on? 1308 01:01:27,796 --> 01:01:30,296 We have some good news. 1309 01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:32,210 And some of the other stuff. 1310 01:01:32,296 --> 01:01:33,416 First, the good news. 1311 01:01:33,505 --> 01:01:36,375 I have found the hole in the market. 1312 01:01:37,046 --> 01:01:39,086 -Fruit? -Not just any fruit. 1313 01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,260 Tangerine. 1314 01:01:41,338 --> 01:01:42,508 No one has done it. 1315 01:01:42,588 --> 01:01:45,258 Our data shows a 37% increase in sales 1316 01:01:45,338 --> 01:01:47,958 on any cream with a featured citrus component. 1317 01:01:48,046 --> 01:01:49,706 But it comes with a price. 1318 01:01:50,421 --> 01:01:51,421 How much of a price? 1319 01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,085 Oh, just give me that. 1320 01:01:57,171 --> 01:01:58,131 Thank you. 1321 01:01:58,213 --> 01:02:01,673 To make all three products entirely green from the tangerine extract, 1322 01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:04,625 it'll cost 13% more than Zoe and Ron's line. 1323 01:02:05,546 --> 01:02:07,126 My God, can we bring that down? 1324 01:02:07,213 --> 01:02:09,923 Change often comes at a cost. 1325 01:02:10,005 --> 01:02:12,665 The game was to create a line that was more profitable, not less. 1326 01:02:12,755 --> 01:02:16,165 Well, maybe you could ask them for more time. 1327 01:02:16,255 --> 01:02:18,705 That'd be admitting that we couldn't do what we said we could. 1328 01:02:18,796 --> 01:02:20,206 What you said we could. 1329 01:02:24,838 --> 01:02:27,918 Oh, everything I touch gets ruined. 1330 01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:30,005 ["O Christmas Tree" playing] 1331 01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:34,170 Oh, look who's back from the city. 1332 01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:36,205 What's wrong? 1333 01:02:36,921 --> 01:02:37,841 They fire you? 1334 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,255 Not yet. 1335 01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:42,920 Nine weeks of work and I... 1336 01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:45,050 So you didn't come clean? 1337 01:02:45,130 --> 01:02:47,050 [Suzi] Everything happens for a reason, right? 1338 01:02:47,130 --> 01:02:49,710 -You're with your daughter again. -Who's drop-dead, by the way. 1339 01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:53,088 Thank you guys for what you did the other day. 1340 01:02:53,171 --> 01:02:55,131 I mean, it was a little pathetic, but it was... 1341 01:02:55,213 --> 01:02:56,133 sweet. 1342 01:02:57,463 --> 01:03:01,923 I just wish I didn't get so caught up with all this data and spreadsheets. 1343 01:03:02,838 --> 01:03:04,708 I just should have stuck with what got me there. 1344 01:03:05,255 --> 01:03:06,085 There's just... 1345 01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:07,588 so many products. 1346 01:03:07,671 --> 01:03:08,591 Oh, tell me about it. 1347 01:03:08,671 --> 01:03:11,211 You got your under-eye, your face cream, your hand cream, 1348 01:03:11,296 --> 01:03:13,706 which, in my house, is called my son's "don't ask" cream. 1349 01:03:13,796 --> 01:03:15,506 -Mine, too. -All right. Really? 1350 01:03:15,588 --> 01:03:19,048 If only there was one thing to cut through all the noise, you know? 1351 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:21,590 One thing. 1352 01:03:21,671 --> 01:03:24,381 [kids on TV] Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown! 1353 01:03:24,463 --> 01:03:25,303 Oh, my God. 1354 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,800 What? 1355 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,260 ["Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" plays on TV] 1356 01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:30,458 You guys are amazing. 1357 01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:32,205 I love you. 1358 01:03:32,796 --> 01:03:33,666 And I gotta go. 1359 01:03:34,338 --> 01:03:38,668 [TV] ♪ Peace on Earth and mercy mild... ♪ 1360 01:03:39,421 --> 01:03:40,261 One product? 1361 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,798 Yeah, that does the job of all three. 1362 01:03:43,296 --> 01:03:45,006 [Chase] I mean, it definitely costs less. 1363 01:03:45,088 --> 01:03:46,958 We should run it by Hildy to check with research. 1364 01:03:47,046 --> 01:03:49,206 No, that's what got us in this mess in the first place. 1365 01:03:49,588 --> 01:03:53,258 Look, I have a good feeling about this. We make one product that does everything. 1366 01:03:53,338 --> 01:03:56,958 Rejuvenates, blocks the sun, moisturizes the whole body. 1367 01:03:57,046 --> 01:03:59,836 Maya, SPF formulas that block the sun and stay on your skin 1368 01:03:59,921 --> 01:04:01,801 can be toxic if you leave them on overnight. 1369 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,210 Isn't there a natural compound with sun protection that isn't toxic? 1370 01:04:05,296 --> 01:04:06,126 No. 1371 01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:07,460 Shit. 1372 01:04:07,546 --> 01:04:09,256 -What? -The Christmas party. 1373 01:04:09,338 --> 01:04:11,048 Let's go. We can brainstorm later. 1374 01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:13,260 Um, I can't. 1375 01:04:13,338 --> 01:04:14,208 Why not? 1376 01:04:15,213 --> 01:04:16,053 Not invited. 1377 01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:17,170 Execs only. 1378 01:04:17,255 --> 01:04:19,545 Give me a break. You're my date. Ariana, too. 1379 01:04:19,630 --> 01:04:21,420 You guys meet me there. It's on the top floor. 1380 01:04:21,505 --> 01:04:22,455 She'll be thrilled. 1381 01:04:23,421 --> 01:04:26,841 ♪ I said Merry Christmas, baby ♪ 1382 01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:30,343 ♪ You sure do treat me nice ♪ 1383 01:04:30,421 --> 01:04:33,211 ♪ Sure do treat me nice ♪ 1384 01:04:33,921 --> 01:04:36,051 ♪ You bought me all them presents... ♪ 1385 01:04:36,921 --> 01:04:37,841 You okay? 1386 01:04:38,463 --> 01:04:40,763 Another reason why I don't mind banishment to cat food. 1387 01:04:40,838 --> 01:04:42,088 I'm not great at these things. 1388 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,300 Why did Felix banish you? 1389 01:04:46,088 --> 01:04:48,588 The whole Nutralis scandal was Felix's idea. 1390 01:04:48,671 --> 01:04:51,301 He wanted me to hide the fact that we were repackaging shampoo 1391 01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,840 as hair growth product. 1392 01:04:52,921 --> 01:04:54,011 I wouldn't do it. 1393 01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:57,843 So he let you keep your job if you kept your mouth shut, 1394 01:04:57,921 --> 01:04:59,421 but he banned you to Siberia. 1395 01:05:01,296 --> 01:05:02,546 Why didn't you just quit? 1396 01:05:03,546 --> 01:05:04,456 That's what he wants. 1397 01:05:05,463 --> 01:05:07,343 Oh, Team Green's in the house. 1398 01:05:07,421 --> 01:05:08,341 Hey. 1399 01:05:09,171 --> 01:05:11,011 You look... amazing. 1400 01:05:11,088 --> 01:05:11,918 Thank you. 1401 01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:14,170 You look pretty damn fine yourself. 1402 01:05:14,671 --> 01:05:15,881 My God, I love that ring. 1403 01:05:15,963 --> 01:05:18,383 It's my grandmother's. The one thing she left me. 1404 01:05:18,463 --> 01:05:20,763 The only thing my grandmother left me was a plant. 1405 01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:24,463 -Yeah, I'll keep my diamonds. -[laughter] 1406 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:26,586 I seem to have found the cool crowd. 1407 01:05:26,671 --> 01:05:28,171 Two of the most beautiful people here. 1408 01:05:28,671 --> 01:05:29,591 [Chase] Thank you. 1409 01:05:31,463 --> 01:05:32,343 Right. 1410 01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:34,803 I'm going to go get a drink. 1411 01:05:36,338 --> 01:05:37,458 Would you like to dance? 1412 01:05:37,546 --> 01:05:38,456 Sure. 1413 01:05:41,046 --> 01:05:41,916 Another Scotch. 1414 01:05:42,838 --> 01:05:45,508 Did you accidentally push the "up" button on the elevator? 1415 01:05:45,588 --> 01:05:48,008 Because I don't think you're supposed to be on this floor. 1416 01:05:48,088 --> 01:05:49,338 I'm here with Maya. 1417 01:05:49,421 --> 01:05:50,711 Oh, are you? 1418 01:05:50,796 --> 01:05:51,876 Well, enjoy tonight. 1419 01:05:51,963 --> 01:05:54,263 You'll be back with your cat food before you know it. 1420 01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:01,800 You look awesome. 1421 01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,010 I'm surprised you made it off the elevator. 1422 01:06:04,088 --> 01:06:05,708 Yeah, I, um... 1423 01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:07,458 I barfed in my purse. 1424 01:06:08,630 --> 01:06:09,550 Ah, I see. 1425 01:06:10,296 --> 01:06:11,166 Um... 1426 01:06:11,755 --> 01:06:12,955 Do you trust me? 1427 01:06:14,130 --> 01:06:15,050 Yeah. 1428 01:06:15,588 --> 01:06:17,588 [R&B music playing] [Anderson] She really doesn't belong here, you know. 1429 01:06:21,505 --> 01:06:23,875 She left college to join me here at the company. 1430 01:06:25,130 --> 01:06:27,420 I probably shouldn't have let her, but... 1431 01:06:28,338 --> 01:06:29,798 we were both hurting and... 1432 01:06:30,046 --> 01:06:31,706 Anyway, it's time for her now to... 1433 01:06:32,338 --> 01:06:33,418 go and live her life... 1434 01:06:33,921 --> 01:06:35,171 go back to art school, 1435 01:06:35,255 --> 01:06:37,085 forget about the old man for a while. 1436 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,710 Wait... 1437 01:06:39,213 --> 01:06:40,423 She went to art school? 1438 01:06:40,505 --> 01:06:41,955 You saw the apartment. 1439 01:06:44,296 --> 01:06:47,006 -Wait, those portraits were hers? -Mm-hmm. 1440 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:52,051 Cynthia and I used to joke about which one of us she got her talent from. 1441 01:06:56,755 --> 01:06:58,755 You both did an incredible job with her. 1442 01:07:00,921 --> 01:07:02,671 Oh, my God, are we outside? 1443 01:07:02,755 --> 01:07:05,875 It's fine, okay? Everything's fine. I got you. 1444 01:07:05,963 --> 01:07:08,093 -I'm going to take off the blindfold. -No. 1445 01:07:08,171 --> 01:07:10,261 And when I do, I want you to look right at me. 1446 01:07:10,755 --> 01:07:11,835 Can I say something? 1447 01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:13,300 Yeah, of course. 1448 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:16,550 You don't have to pull some Titanic bullshit just to get close to me. 1449 01:07:18,296 --> 01:07:19,126 Okay. 1450 01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:21,960 Good, 'cause I kinda hate that movie. 1451 01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:24,670 You know, the door that she's floating on at the end, it's-- 1452 01:07:24,755 --> 01:07:26,295 Big enough for both of them, yeah. 1453 01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,170 Yes, exactly! 1454 01:07:28,255 --> 01:07:30,875 Can we please move this conversation inside? 1455 01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:32,843 One hundred percent. Absolutely, okay. 1456 01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:34,511 -Okay. -Going back inside. We're turning. 1457 01:07:34,588 --> 01:07:35,878 -I got you. -Okay. 1458 01:07:35,963 --> 01:07:37,463 -Here you go. -[laughs nervously] 1459 01:07:37,796 --> 01:07:38,836 [Ron] Hail to the chief. 1460 01:07:39,546 --> 01:07:40,916 Congratulations on China. 1461 01:07:41,005 --> 01:07:44,665 Apparently that dinner went very well. Jiang was so impressed with our facilities 1462 01:07:44,755 --> 01:07:45,875 he wants to make a deal. 1463 01:07:45,963 --> 01:07:47,213 Once I set him up with the tour, 1464 01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:49,006 -I was certain he'd be in. -Wait, that was-- 1465 01:07:49,088 --> 01:07:50,128 Mind if we cut in? 1466 01:07:52,838 --> 01:07:54,088 I underestimated you. 1467 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:55,461 -Did you? -Yeah. 1468 01:07:56,755 --> 01:07:59,005 You're a much bigger scumbag than I thought you were. 1469 01:07:59,546 --> 01:08:01,836 Really? Because I have an inkling you are, too. 1470 01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:05,300 Anyway, we completed our project this afternoon. 1471 01:08:06,171 --> 01:08:07,211 That's impossible. 1472 01:08:07,546 --> 01:08:08,376 Is it? 1473 01:08:10,463 --> 01:08:11,423 [woman] Congratulations. 1474 01:08:11,921 --> 01:08:14,591 [Anderson] Sammy Weiskopf! Look what the cat dragged in. 1475 01:08:15,130 --> 01:08:17,840 If it isn't the second worst poker player in the world. 1476 01:08:17,921 --> 01:08:19,261 [Anderson] I live in your shadow. 1477 01:08:19,338 --> 01:08:21,418 -How'd you get past security? -[Weiskopf] I own them. 1478 01:08:21,505 --> 01:08:22,375 [Anderson chuckles] 1479 01:08:22,963 --> 01:08:25,963 I may have had a hand in it, sir. Thank you for coming, Sam. 1480 01:08:26,046 --> 01:08:29,336 And, of course, you remember Miss Vargas from her years at Value Shop. 1481 01:08:29,838 --> 01:08:31,838 I don't know that I do. 1482 01:08:33,838 --> 01:08:35,588 I consulted locally. 1483 01:08:36,171 --> 01:08:38,921 You've built a great business, Mr. Weiskopf. You should be very proud. 1484 01:08:39,005 --> 01:08:41,875 Hmm. Does anyone else find it just a little strange that... 1485 01:08:41,963 --> 01:08:44,263 -["Cool Yule" starts] -Oh, God, I love this song! 1486 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,300 ♪ He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys... ♪ 1487 01:08:51,130 --> 01:08:53,170 I know what you're doing. It's not gonna work. 1488 01:08:56,296 --> 01:08:57,626 What's your story, Ron? 1489 01:09:00,255 --> 01:09:01,505 I can dance like that. 1490 01:09:02,796 --> 01:09:05,706 I tend to lean to the nurture side of the whole evolution thing, 1491 01:09:05,796 --> 01:09:08,086 -Meaning? -Assholes aren't born, 1492 01:09:08,171 --> 01:09:09,051 they're made. 1493 01:09:09,130 --> 01:09:10,550 What made you an asshole, Ron? 1494 01:09:10,630 --> 01:09:13,420 -I come from an extremely long line. -Really? 1495 01:09:13,505 --> 01:09:17,125 'Cause I get the feeling that there's something smaller than your brain. 1496 01:09:18,046 --> 01:09:19,206 And it isn't your ego. 1497 01:09:20,296 --> 01:09:22,546 I really don't care how you got here, Maria Vargas, 1498 01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:24,460 because once everyone realizes what a disaster 1499 01:09:24,546 --> 01:09:27,756 you and your non-existent product are, I guarantee you... 1500 01:09:28,546 --> 01:09:29,666 you'll be a fast memory. 1501 01:09:30,796 --> 01:09:31,706 What did you say? 1502 01:09:32,838 --> 01:09:34,048 You're a disaster. 1503 01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:36,085 That's it! 1504 01:09:38,255 --> 01:09:40,585 -[guests gasp, laugh] -[glass shatters] 1505 01:09:48,630 --> 01:09:51,340 Hey, um, just to be clear... 1506 01:09:52,463 --> 01:09:53,803 I'm kinda kinky. 1507 01:10:01,296 --> 01:10:02,166 [Chase whimpers] 1508 01:10:04,255 --> 01:10:06,505 We should probably come up with a safe word. 1509 01:10:06,588 --> 01:10:07,588 Chase, we gotta go. 1510 01:10:07,671 --> 01:10:08,761 -What? -Now! 1511 01:10:13,838 --> 01:10:15,668 -[Chase] Where are we going? -[sighs] 1512 01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:18,378 I realized something at the party. 1513 01:10:19,046 --> 01:10:21,666 Even out of the biggest disaster, there can still be hope. 1514 01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:23,835 Which disaster are we talking about? 1515 01:10:23,921 --> 01:10:25,961 -Hiroshima. -Wait, what? 1516 01:10:26,046 --> 01:10:28,916 After we dropped the bomb, the military sent a team into Japan 1517 01:10:29,005 --> 01:10:31,415 to see if the radiation had depleted. 1518 01:10:31,505 --> 01:10:34,955 The only thing left that hadn't been destroyed was one single living tree. 1519 01:10:35,046 --> 01:10:36,836 The leaves had already started growing back. 1520 01:10:36,921 --> 01:10:39,511 The citizens, they built a shrine around this tree. 1521 01:10:39,588 --> 01:10:41,128 And the soldiers took clippings from it. 1522 01:10:42,255 --> 01:10:43,915 One of those soldiers was my grandpa. 1523 01:10:44,421 --> 01:10:46,261 What kind of a tree was it? 1524 01:10:47,088 --> 01:10:48,168 Silver Ginkgo. 1525 01:10:49,921 --> 01:10:52,171 After my grandpa returned home, 1526 01:10:52,255 --> 01:10:55,205 he took his clippings and planted a tree for my grandma. 1527 01:10:55,296 --> 01:10:57,296 And it's resistant to radiation. 1528 01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:58,670 AKA, the sun. 1529 01:11:00,338 --> 01:11:01,168 [rattles door] 1530 01:11:01,755 --> 01:11:03,125 -Here. -What? 1531 01:11:03,755 --> 01:11:05,205 What, w-we're breaking in? 1532 01:11:05,296 --> 01:11:07,376 You know they have Ginkgo trees in Central Park, right? 1533 01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:09,803 Not the same kind. Besides, that's my plant in there. 1534 01:11:19,921 --> 01:11:21,711 Oh, hey, buddy. Hi. 1535 01:11:21,796 --> 01:11:23,546 -[dog yaps] -All right, stop. 1536 01:11:23,630 --> 01:11:25,010 [dog growls] 1537 01:11:28,296 --> 01:11:29,256 Ah. 1538 01:11:29,421 --> 01:11:30,711 Thank you, Abuela. 1539 01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:43,126 [PA] The next stop is Broadway. 1540 01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:49,050 [Trey] Here's Maya. We're five days out. 1541 01:11:49,546 --> 01:11:50,586 Five days out. 1542 01:11:51,338 --> 01:11:54,378 If you look carefully, you can almost see smoke coming off. 1543 01:11:54,463 --> 01:11:55,463 Stop it. 1544 01:11:55,546 --> 01:11:57,836 [laughs] Maya, tell us. 1545 01:11:57,921 --> 01:12:01,511 Tell us, what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get the big promotion? 1546 01:12:01,588 --> 01:12:02,918 Fire my annoying boyfriend? 1547 01:12:03,005 --> 01:12:06,205 No way, I've got tenure, baby. My union would never allow it. 1548 01:12:07,338 --> 01:12:08,548 [kissing] 1549 01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:11,630 Oh, my... Stop! 1550 01:12:25,421 --> 01:12:27,551 [Maya] Wait, you're leaving us for Ron? 1551 01:12:27,630 --> 01:12:29,920 It's not because everyone thinks you're delusional 1552 01:12:30,005 --> 01:12:32,755 for trying to create a new product with just three weeks to go, just... 1553 01:12:32,838 --> 01:12:35,878 Ron and I are actually going to be working together next cycle-- 1554 01:12:35,963 --> 01:12:37,633 Uh-uh! Say less. 1555 01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:41,088 God, that felt good. 1556 01:12:41,796 --> 01:12:43,166 I can still hear you. 1557 01:12:44,171 --> 01:12:45,671 Look, how long could this take? 1558 01:12:45,755 --> 01:12:47,705 To be honest, it could take a lifetime. 1559 01:12:47,796 --> 01:12:49,876 Don't worry. We got this. 1560 01:12:49,963 --> 01:12:52,213 ["Next Level" playing] 1561 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,130 ♪ Ooh, you know You're looking so fancy fine ♪ 1562 01:13:06,213 --> 01:13:08,303 ♪ The way you're making those jaws drop ♪ 1563 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,130 ♪ You know you're the sweetest berry On the vine ♪ 1564 01:13:11,213 --> 01:13:13,013 ♪ Yeah, you take it all the way to the top ♪ 1565 01:13:13,796 --> 01:13:16,166 ♪ So come on and catch yourself a fire ♪ 1566 01:13:16,255 --> 01:13:18,005 ♪ Come on and meet your match ♪ 1567 01:13:18,630 --> 01:13:20,920 ♪ Come on and dance with me all night ♪ 1568 01:13:21,005 --> 01:13:22,545 ♪ Come on to where it's at ♪ 1569 01:13:22,630 --> 01:13:23,710 ♪ Hey, come on up ♪ 1570 01:13:25,171 --> 01:13:26,211 ♪ Come on up ♪ 1571 01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,455 ♪ Come on up ♪ 1572 01:13:29,713 --> 01:13:32,713 ♪ To the next level ♪ 1573 01:13:32,796 --> 01:13:33,666 ♪ Woo hoo! ♪ 1574 01:13:33,755 --> 01:13:36,955 I mean, I like the smell, but no one else will. 1575 01:13:37,755 --> 01:13:38,625 Trying again. 1576 01:13:39,671 --> 01:13:40,921 ♪ Woo hoo! ♪ 1577 01:13:42,796 --> 01:13:44,706 ♪ Walking that walk And you're talking the talk ♪ 1578 01:13:44,796 --> 01:13:46,756 ♪ Don't you know that you're a shining star? ♪ 1579 01:13:47,296 --> 01:13:49,546 ♪ They can try to keep up if they can ♪ 1580 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,920 ♪ But you've always got to raise the bar ♪ 1581 01:13:52,005 --> 01:13:54,505 ♪ So come on and catch yourself a fire ♪ 1582 01:13:54,588 --> 01:13:56,548 ♪ Come on and meet your match ♪ 1583 01:13:57,046 --> 01:13:59,336 ♪ Come on and dance with me all night ♪ 1584 01:13:59,421 --> 01:14:00,921 ♪ Come on to where it's at ♪ 1585 01:14:01,005 --> 01:14:01,955 ♪ Hey, come on up... ♪ 1586 01:14:02,046 --> 01:14:02,916 Not me. 1587 01:14:03,630 --> 01:14:04,710 ♪ Come on up ♪ 1588 01:14:05,046 --> 01:14:06,956 -[meow] -♪ Come on up ♪ 1589 01:14:08,130 --> 01:14:11,260 ♪ To the next level ♪ 1590 01:14:11,338 --> 01:14:12,668 ♪ Woo hoo! ♪ 1591 01:14:13,796 --> 01:14:14,626 Nope. 1592 01:14:15,630 --> 01:14:16,840 ♪ Woo hoo! ♪ 1593 01:14:18,046 --> 01:14:18,916 Nada. 1594 01:14:22,546 --> 01:14:24,126 -Oh, you suck! -What? 1595 01:14:25,255 --> 01:14:26,545 ♪ Woo hoo! ♪ 1596 01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:28,915 ♪ Woo hoo! ♪ 1597 01:14:31,421 --> 01:14:32,301 It's glowing. 1598 01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,840 -[chuckling] -It's glowing! 1599 01:14:35,130 --> 01:14:36,090 What's it mean? 1600 01:14:37,463 --> 01:14:39,213 [gleeful laughter] 1601 01:14:46,546 --> 01:14:47,916 Everything all right in here? 1602 01:14:49,255 --> 01:14:50,165 You need something? 1603 01:14:50,255 --> 01:14:52,585 No hard feelings with Hildy jumping ship. 1604 01:14:53,213 --> 01:14:54,763 Why? You didn't get my thank-you note? 1605 01:14:55,630 --> 01:14:56,590 See you in the morning. 1606 01:15:00,838 --> 01:15:01,668 What? 1607 01:15:01,921 --> 01:15:02,801 Tell her. -What? -Now. 1608 01:15:05,838 --> 01:15:07,088 Okay, what?! 1609 01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:08,418 It works. 1610 01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:12,875 Oh, my God! Yes, yes, yes! 1611 01:15:12,963 --> 01:15:14,923 Okay, we have our presentation tomorrow. 1612 01:15:15,005 --> 01:15:17,295 -We need a wow factor. -Yes. 1613 01:15:17,380 --> 01:15:18,590 And I have an idea. 1614 01:15:19,546 --> 01:15:22,876 We've tasked two teams with two different challenges. 1615 01:15:23,630 --> 01:15:27,420 Zoe's team set out to create a slightly more organic alternative 1616 01:15:27,505 --> 01:15:29,415 to an existing product line, 1617 01:15:29,505 --> 01:15:32,705 while Maya's task was to create a completely new one. 1618 01:15:33,046 --> 01:15:34,706 A totally green line. 1619 01:15:35,005 --> 01:15:35,875 Zoe? 1620 01:15:41,046 --> 01:15:43,916 You asked us to re-purpose one organic line. 1621 01:15:44,421 --> 01:15:46,551 Well, we made two. 1622 01:15:47,338 --> 01:15:48,168 Skincare... 1623 01:15:48,713 --> 01:15:49,593 And make-up. 1624 01:15:50,088 --> 01:15:51,008 [crowd murmurs] 1625 01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,840 -Are these numbers accurate? -[Ron] Yes. 1626 01:15:52,921 --> 01:15:56,461 With a minimal cost, we made our product 6% more organic than our previous line. 1627 01:15:56,546 --> 01:16:00,206 We estimate we can raise our price per unit by 4% 1628 01:16:00,296 --> 01:16:04,706 and increase our annual skincare revenue by 23 million. 1629 01:16:08,838 --> 01:16:11,168 That's very impressive. Maya, your ball. 1630 01:16:17,755 --> 01:16:19,375 Well, my team, 1631 01:16:19,463 --> 01:16:22,173 Chase Horowitz, Ariana Ng, and I, 1632 01:16:22,255 --> 01:16:24,585 have challenged ourselves to think outside the box. 1633 01:16:25,255 --> 01:16:29,085 And in keeping with that theme, we'd like to move our presentation... 1634 01:16:29,755 --> 01:16:30,835 outside. 1635 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:33,511 [Ariana] Everything's ready. 1636 01:16:33,588 --> 01:16:37,338 -Okay, but I still don't think we need-- -Please. Wow factor. 1637 01:16:38,671 --> 01:16:39,551 Okay. 1638 01:16:40,755 --> 01:16:44,005 We're standing beneath this tree for a very special reason. 1639 01:16:44,088 --> 01:16:48,208 Consumers are always looking for something natural and real, 1640 01:16:48,296 --> 01:16:51,506 but they're often overwhelmed by the amount of choices that are out there. 1641 01:16:51,588 --> 01:16:54,668 Words, like "paralyzed," "confused," and "lost" 1642 01:16:54,755 --> 01:16:56,585 kept popping up in our research. 1643 01:16:57,338 --> 01:16:59,338 We use one bar of soap for our entire body. 1644 01:16:59,421 --> 01:17:00,961 Why do we subdivide our face? 1645 01:17:01,463 --> 01:17:04,093 -Uh, so we can make more money? -[laughter] 1646 01:17:04,171 --> 01:17:07,011 I think F&C has an opportunity to double our market share 1647 01:17:07,088 --> 01:17:09,338 by giving people what they want and what they need. 1648 01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:12,665 One organic product that does it all. 1649 01:17:12,755 --> 01:17:13,795 And that product... 1650 01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:16,013 comes from a Ginkgo tree... 1651 01:17:16,630 --> 01:17:17,710 similar to this one. 1652 01:17:19,671 --> 01:17:23,711 All-in-one Ginkgo cream. We estimate we can raise our price per unit by 9% 1653 01:17:23,796 --> 01:17:27,456 and increase our annual skincare revenue by 63 million. 1654 01:17:27,546 --> 01:17:29,046 [appreciative murmurs] 1655 01:17:31,130 --> 01:17:35,590 It's a revolutionary idea that we think is really gonna take off... 1656 01:17:37,463 --> 01:17:40,013 and signify a new era in skincare. 1657 01:17:40,505 --> 01:17:43,045 A product that will naturally and delicately 1658 01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:44,670 make our beauty soar. 1659 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,170 [horrified gasps] 1660 01:17:49,505 --> 01:17:50,585 Wow! 1661 01:17:53,338 --> 01:17:55,008 Maybe they're just stunned. 1662 01:17:56,546 --> 01:17:57,416 Any questions? 1663 01:18:02,921 --> 01:18:05,961 No, I'm getting her in trouble. It's not the... 1664 01:18:07,171 --> 01:18:09,551 Oh, look who showed up. 1665 01:18:10,338 --> 01:18:11,378 You owe me five bucks. 1666 01:18:12,796 --> 01:18:15,086 Well? Did the presentation go good? 1667 01:18:15,505 --> 01:18:17,415 [sighs] Uh, define "good." 1668 01:18:17,505 --> 01:18:18,585 Did they like it? 1669 01:18:18,671 --> 01:18:19,711 Until Peter showed up. 1670 01:18:19,796 --> 01:18:20,796 [Dilly] Auntie M. 1671 01:18:21,505 --> 01:18:24,005 Dill! You're home! 1672 01:18:24,921 --> 01:18:27,171 Hi! How's Stanford? 1673 01:18:27,255 --> 01:18:28,915 Yes, how's Stanford? Tell her. I can't. 1674 01:18:29,421 --> 01:18:32,301 Why waste four years on a piece of paper that says I know how to do 1675 01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:33,550 what I already know how to do? 1676 01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,510 Right. 1677 01:18:36,463 --> 01:18:37,383 Excuse me. 1678 01:18:40,463 --> 01:18:41,923 She's really pissed at me. 1679 01:18:42,005 --> 01:18:43,915 Yeah. She doesn't want you to wind up like me. 1680 01:18:44,005 --> 01:18:45,085 What are you talking about? 1681 01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:46,798 You're killing it right now. 1682 01:18:48,755 --> 01:18:51,255 You're only allowed so many bad decisions, Dill. 1683 01:18:51,338 --> 01:18:54,588 Dropping out now handicaps your ability to make good ones. 1684 01:18:54,671 --> 01:18:55,591 Look who's back. 1685 01:18:57,046 --> 01:18:58,416 -Hey. -Hey. 1686 01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:02,590 -I was hoping to see you. -Yeah. 1687 01:19:03,171 --> 01:19:05,171 Yeah, you... You look different. 1688 01:19:06,130 --> 01:19:07,130 [chuckles] 1689 01:19:07,296 --> 01:19:08,206 What? Is that bad? 1690 01:19:08,838 --> 01:19:12,128 Hey, everyone, I want to thank you all for coming 1691 01:19:12,213 --> 01:19:16,513 to celebrate the only Christmas birthday that actually matters. 1692 01:19:16,588 --> 01:19:18,588 Earmuffs, Jesus. You know you're my boo. 1693 01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:19,591 [Joan] Cheers to me. 1694 01:19:19,671 --> 01:19:21,011 [cheering] 1695 01:19:21,088 --> 01:19:22,338 Can I talk to you? 1696 01:19:23,255 --> 01:19:24,085 Yeah. 1697 01:19:29,505 --> 01:19:30,505 Look, um... 1698 01:19:32,338 --> 01:19:33,918 There's something I never told you-- 1699 01:19:34,005 --> 01:19:34,955 About your daughter. 1700 01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:37,795 Yeah, Joan... She told me. 1701 01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:40,208 I mean, all that talk about... 1702 01:19:40,838 --> 01:19:41,708 family and... 1703 01:19:42,546 --> 01:19:45,626 I thought it was me you were hesitant about. 1704 01:19:45,713 --> 01:19:47,963 No, I was ashamed. I just... 1705 01:19:50,463 --> 01:19:52,133 I thought I didn't deserve to... 1706 01:19:53,630 --> 01:19:54,510 have... 1707 01:19:57,046 --> 01:19:59,006 -I should have told you. -You should have told me. 1708 01:19:59,088 --> 01:20:02,088 You let me fall in love with a version of you. 1709 01:20:03,046 --> 01:20:05,586 And no relationship built on a lie can ever survive. 1710 01:20:06,588 --> 01:20:08,338 [phone vibrates] 1711 01:20:09,046 --> 01:20:10,546 You were always good enough. 1712 01:20:11,255 --> 01:20:12,125 But you... 1713 01:20:12,255 --> 01:20:14,045 You're the only one that ever doubted it. 1714 01:20:18,921 --> 01:20:20,921 [phone vibrates] 1715 01:20:25,630 --> 01:20:26,510 Hello? 1716 01:20:29,255 --> 01:20:30,085 What? Now? 1717 01:20:36,921 --> 01:20:38,591 I can't believe you're still here. 1718 01:20:39,713 --> 01:20:40,713 Is everything okay? 1719 01:20:40,796 --> 01:20:43,256 Well, it could have waited till Monday, but... 1720 01:20:44,838 --> 01:20:47,878 then I wouldn't be able to say this to you personally and... 1721 01:20:48,838 --> 01:20:51,758 you wouldn't have the weekend to prepare your speech. 1722 01:20:53,088 --> 01:20:53,918 Speech? 1723 01:20:54,005 --> 01:20:57,165 The board has voted unanimously to endorse your product. 1724 01:20:57,255 --> 01:20:58,415 Oh, my God! 1725 01:20:58,921 --> 01:21:01,341 Oh, my God! Even after the whole bird thing? 1726 01:21:01,421 --> 01:21:03,421 You know, I've never seen a dove explode before. 1727 01:21:04,796 --> 01:21:06,166 Congratulations. 1728 01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:11,263 Now, apart from the donation we'll have to make to the National Bird Society... 1729 01:21:11,838 --> 01:21:14,338 you are going to help make this company a lot of money, 1730 01:21:14,421 --> 01:21:15,801 and that is good for us all. 1731 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:16,710 Mm-hmm. 1732 01:21:16,796 --> 01:21:19,296 We want you to present at our distributors conference this Monday. 1733 01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:21,670 It is a big deal. It's streamed online. 1734 01:21:21,755 --> 01:21:24,505 Business Weekly, Forbes, Fortune, they all cover it. 1735 01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:26,085 Wow. 1736 01:21:26,171 --> 01:21:27,051 Yeah, and... 1737 01:21:27,630 --> 01:21:29,170 there is one more thing. 1738 01:21:29,838 --> 01:21:30,708 Go ahead. 1739 01:21:30,796 --> 01:21:32,416 We don't want you to consult anymore. 1740 01:21:33,255 --> 01:21:35,755 We want you to join us at the company permanently. 1741 01:21:40,213 --> 01:21:42,513 -[Anderson] Excellent work today, Maya. -Thank you. 1742 01:21:43,338 --> 01:21:45,048 -Welcome to the family. -[Zoe chuckling] 1743 01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:47,710 [Anderson] Oh! 1744 01:21:48,630 --> 01:21:50,260 -[Zoe] You want to celebrate? -Yes. 1745 01:21:57,255 --> 01:21:59,625 What is the matter? You should be ecstatic. 1746 01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:01,878 I am. 1747 01:22:02,546 --> 01:22:05,126 It's just been a crazy couple of weeks, that's all. 1748 01:22:05,546 --> 01:22:06,626 Yeah, for us both. 1749 01:22:11,755 --> 01:22:13,705 -You're quite the photographer. -Oh... 1750 01:22:14,255 --> 01:22:17,545 Why didn't you tell me that the photographs in the apartment were yours? 1751 01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:21,130 I haven't even touched a camera in, like, five years. 1752 01:22:21,213 --> 01:22:22,303 Do you miss it? 1753 01:22:23,046 --> 01:22:23,916 Sometimes. 1754 01:22:24,546 --> 01:22:26,006 But my dad needs me. 1755 01:22:26,921 --> 01:22:28,711 Your dad needs you to be happy. 1756 01:22:31,255 --> 01:22:33,125 Have you thought about going back to school? 1757 01:22:33,921 --> 01:22:35,421 We just found each other. 1758 01:22:35,671 --> 01:22:37,511 -Yeah, but we can still-- -It's in London. 1759 01:22:40,296 --> 01:22:41,336 -Oh. -Yeah. 1760 01:22:43,463 --> 01:22:44,303 Well... 1761 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,423 I still think you should go. 1762 01:22:50,255 --> 01:22:51,085 Why? 1763 01:22:52,338 --> 01:22:53,758 Because it's time, Zoe. 1764 01:23:01,963 --> 01:23:03,423 What you thinking about? 1765 01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,010 Nothing. Just... 1766 01:23:06,005 --> 01:23:09,585 Something my ex-boyfriend said earlier. I saw him tonight. 1767 01:23:09,671 --> 01:23:10,631 Oh, wow. 1768 01:23:11,921 --> 01:23:13,301 I didn't know you had a... 1769 01:23:14,046 --> 01:23:16,126 You just never talked about him. 1770 01:23:18,171 --> 01:23:19,381 Why'd you guys split? 1771 01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:23,626 I wasn't completely honest with him. 1772 01:23:24,130 --> 01:23:25,130 Why not? 1773 01:23:28,921 --> 01:23:30,381 I guess I was afraid to be. 1774 01:23:33,046 --> 01:23:35,376 Everything happens for a reason, right? 1775 01:23:36,630 --> 01:23:39,210 Here's to us working together. 1776 01:23:39,296 --> 01:23:41,126 We're building a company with Dad. 1777 01:23:41,796 --> 01:23:43,166 Our company. 1778 01:23:44,713 --> 01:23:47,423 Zoe, this is an amazing opportunity, but just don't-- 1779 01:23:47,505 --> 01:23:50,415 Look, I can tell there's something holding you back from taking the job. 1780 01:23:50,921 --> 01:23:51,921 But just know... 1781 01:23:53,005 --> 01:23:55,915 I am so grateful to have you back in my life. 1782 01:23:58,255 --> 01:24:00,455 I think this could be really good for us. 1783 01:24:01,755 --> 01:24:03,005 Maya, please. 1784 01:24:04,130 --> 01:24:05,420 Don't leave me again. 1785 01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:07,840 I need you. 1786 01:24:09,963 --> 01:24:15,013 ♪ Wrap your arms and hold me still ♪ 1787 01:24:17,588 --> 01:24:22,708 ♪ I don't want to think about What I will ♪ 1788 01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:30,835 ♪ Speak in tones that I can't hear ♪ 1789 01:24:32,921 --> 01:24:37,171 ♪ And tell me how no one knows Anything in here ♪ 1790 01:24:41,046 --> 01:24:42,376 [phone rings] 1791 01:24:43,088 --> 01:24:43,918 Yep? 1792 01:24:44,755 --> 01:24:45,795 Okay, put him through. 1793 01:24:47,130 --> 01:24:48,050 Mr. Taylor. 1794 01:24:48,130 --> 01:24:51,260 Yes, Mr. Ebsen. Sorry for the delayed response. 1795 01:24:51,338 --> 01:24:54,338 -I've been traveling the last few weeks. -[Ron] That's quite all right. 1796 01:24:54,421 --> 01:24:57,961 I got your message. I must say, I'm a bit confused. 1797 01:24:58,046 --> 01:25:00,506 We never had a Maria Vargas work here. 1798 01:25:00,588 --> 01:25:01,628 Really? 1799 01:25:01,713 --> 01:25:04,883 I checked with personnel, went through all our records, and... 1800 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:08,760 as far as Estée Lauder is concerned, that person never existed. 1801 01:25:09,671 --> 01:25:11,011 Okay. Thank you. 1802 01:25:12,796 --> 01:25:14,836 [ambient music playing] 1803 01:25:18,213 --> 01:25:19,053 Hey. 1804 01:25:19,546 --> 01:25:20,586 What did you mean? 1805 01:25:21,546 --> 01:25:22,796 What did I mean? 1806 01:25:24,005 --> 01:25:24,875 Uh, when... 1807 01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,671 When you said the other night... When you... 1808 01:25:28,421 --> 01:25:29,421 Yeah? 1809 01:25:29,505 --> 01:25:31,085 When you said that you were, um... 1810 01:25:31,630 --> 01:25:32,460 You're kinky? 1811 01:25:33,046 --> 01:25:34,126 Oh, that. 1812 01:25:34,505 --> 01:25:36,335 Oh. That's just something I say. 1813 01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:40,260 Huh, okay. Yeah. 1814 01:25:40,838 --> 01:25:41,758 Or is it? 1815 01:25:48,588 --> 01:25:49,588 Oh, man! 1816 01:25:50,296 --> 01:25:52,376 [audience applauds] 1817 01:25:58,838 --> 01:25:59,798 Thank you. 1818 01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:02,670 Now, my father would normally be making this introduction, 1819 01:26:02,755 --> 01:26:05,125 but because of special circumstances, 1820 01:26:05,213 --> 01:26:08,463 he is, for once, allowing someone else to get a word in. 1821 01:26:08,838 --> 01:26:10,548 [audience laughs] 1822 01:26:11,421 --> 01:26:14,921 In a world of increasing competition and decreasing profits, 1823 01:26:15,005 --> 01:26:17,415 sometimes you need a fresh perspective. 1824 01:26:17,921 --> 01:26:19,461 Isn't that what you always say, Dad? 1825 01:26:19,546 --> 01:26:20,836 When I can get a word in. 1826 01:26:21,380 --> 01:26:22,550 [laughter] 1827 01:26:23,130 --> 01:26:28,340 So, we hired a woman who has achieved her success not by going by the book, 1828 01:26:28,421 --> 01:26:30,011 but by trusting her gut. 1829 01:26:31,505 --> 01:26:34,085 Someone who is not afraid to tell the truth, 1830 01:26:34,588 --> 01:26:36,208 even if the truth hurts. 1831 01:26:36,296 --> 01:26:38,796 Ladies and gentlemen, Maya Vargas. 1832 01:26:45,505 --> 01:26:46,795 [cheering] 1833 01:26:54,546 --> 01:26:55,506 Thank you, Zoe. 1834 01:26:56,213 --> 01:26:57,173 Anderson... 1835 01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,255 thank you for giving me a chance. 1836 01:27:01,755 --> 01:27:03,085 Some people never get a chance 1837 01:27:03,171 --> 01:27:06,051 because they can't afford the right education, 1838 01:27:06,130 --> 01:27:08,800 or they don't have the degree to get in the right doors. 1839 01:27:10,546 --> 01:27:11,626 And you're correct, Zoe. 1840 01:27:12,255 --> 01:27:16,585 Maybe I am where I am today because I wasn't afraid to tell the truth. 1841 01:27:19,588 --> 01:27:20,628 Even if it hurts. 1842 01:27:23,630 --> 01:27:24,760 And the truth is... 1843 01:27:28,130 --> 01:27:29,210 The truth is... 1844 01:27:32,255 --> 01:27:33,415 The truth is a lie. 1845 01:27:33,921 --> 01:27:35,261 [audience gasps, murmurs] 1846 01:27:36,255 --> 01:27:39,375 For the past seven years, I've been an assistant manager 1847 01:27:39,463 --> 01:27:41,423 at the local Value Shop in Ozone Park. 1848 01:27:42,338 --> 01:27:43,878 My God. Oh, my God! 1849 01:27:45,046 --> 01:27:46,666 I invented my resume. 1850 01:27:48,463 --> 01:27:49,713 I never went to Wharton. 1851 01:27:52,005 --> 01:27:54,005 I never even graduated from high school. 1852 01:27:54,796 --> 01:27:56,666 -What? -Holy cow. 1853 01:27:56,755 --> 01:27:57,585 Cool. 1854 01:27:58,338 --> 01:28:00,668 I thought it was what I had to do to get in those doors. 1855 01:28:00,755 --> 01:28:02,335 And there you are. 1856 01:28:02,421 --> 01:28:05,301 [Maya] I thought none of you would even look at me if you knew the truth. 1857 01:28:05,546 --> 01:28:07,296 Because I thought I wasn't good enough. 1858 01:28:09,338 --> 01:28:11,008 So I gave you a version of me. 1859 01:28:12,046 --> 01:28:13,506 But for better or for worse... 1860 01:28:14,546 --> 01:28:16,296 I have to be who I really am. 1861 01:28:18,296 --> 01:28:20,006 And I'm Maya Davilla. 1862 01:28:20,630 --> 01:28:22,210 From Queens, New York. 1863 01:28:23,421 --> 01:28:24,421 That's the real me. 1864 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:28,710 I'm sorry. 1865 01:28:29,713 --> 01:28:31,173 I shouldn't have lied. 1866 01:28:33,046 --> 01:28:33,916 To any of you. 1867 01:28:39,838 --> 01:28:41,088 But this product... 1868 01:28:43,380 --> 01:28:44,420 Not a lie. 1869 01:28:47,338 --> 01:28:48,258 It's amazing. 1870 01:28:49,255 --> 01:28:50,505 Chase, Ariana... 1871 01:28:51,505 --> 01:28:52,455 it's all yours. 1872 01:28:53,088 --> 01:28:53,918 What? 1873 01:28:56,546 --> 01:28:58,046 [audience murmurs] [audience applauding] 1874 01:29:08,463 --> 01:29:11,133 [applause continues] 1875 01:29:37,838 --> 01:29:39,008 Was it all a lie? 1876 01:29:41,005 --> 01:29:41,835 Zoe. 1877 01:29:41,921 --> 01:29:45,381 The stuff about the adoption agency. Them telling you not to look for me. 1878 01:29:46,338 --> 01:29:47,418 Was that a lie, too? 1879 01:29:48,005 --> 01:29:49,125 No, of course not. 1880 01:29:49,213 --> 01:29:51,303 Well, how can I trust anything you say? 1881 01:29:54,088 --> 01:29:57,378 Listen, this is why I tried calling you last night. 1882 01:29:58,255 --> 01:29:59,205 I got my wish. 1883 01:30:00,296 --> 01:30:01,416 I got my girl back. 1884 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,840 But I realized something. 1885 01:30:03,921 --> 01:30:06,341 Okay, no relationship built on a lie can-- 1886 01:30:06,421 --> 01:30:07,341 Bullshit. 1887 01:30:08,046 --> 01:30:12,706 After my mom died, I put my entire life on hold to be there for my dad. 1888 01:30:13,338 --> 01:30:14,548 That's what families do. 1889 01:30:15,088 --> 01:30:16,548 I'm not leaving you. 1890 01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:19,756 I'm not going anywhere. 1891 01:30:21,046 --> 01:30:22,006 But I am. 1892 01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:26,626 Zoe! 1893 01:30:27,338 --> 01:30:30,838 ["America" playing] 1894 01:30:37,421 --> 01:30:38,461 [Maya] Dear Zoe. 1895 01:30:39,296 --> 01:30:41,336 I know that many people believe in fate, 1896 01:30:41,963 --> 01:30:44,713 and trust me, there are times I wish I was one of them. 1897 01:30:46,671 --> 01:30:49,011 I believe we create our own fate, 1898 01:30:49,088 --> 01:30:51,588 that our lives are shaped by a series of choices. 1899 01:30:52,671 --> 01:30:57,841 ♪ I've got some real estate here in my bag... ♪ 1900 01:30:58,755 --> 01:31:00,665 [Maya] One decision leading to another, 1901 01:31:01,130 --> 01:31:04,210 bringing us times of great joy or years of regret. 1902 01:31:04,296 --> 01:31:07,336 Mrs. Wagner's pies 1903 01:31:07,421 --> 01:31:14,341 ♪ And we walked off to look for America ♪ 1904 01:31:16,546 --> 01:31:19,586 [bell tolling] 1905 01:31:19,671 --> 01:31:21,051 ♪ Cathy, I said... ♪ 1906 01:31:21,130 --> 01:31:23,550 [Maya] In the end, it's up to us. 1907 01:31:24,046 --> 01:31:25,666 We get to write our own story. 1908 01:31:26,463 --> 01:31:30,053 I've made some spectacularly awful choices in my life 1909 01:31:30,421 --> 01:31:31,711 and two good ones. 1910 01:31:32,463 --> 01:31:34,263 Alongside giving birth to you, 1911 01:31:34,755 --> 01:31:37,625 the best decision I ever made was to give you up. 1912 01:31:37,713 --> 01:31:39,133 ♪ From Saginaw ♪ 1913 01:31:39,213 --> 01:31:46,013 ♪ And I've come to look for America ♪ 1914 01:31:48,005 --> 01:31:50,455 ♪ Laughing on the bus ♪ 1915 01:31:50,546 --> 01:31:53,336 ♪ Playing games with our faces... ♪ 1916 01:31:53,421 --> 01:31:55,091 [Maya] Because you never would've become you 1917 01:31:55,171 --> 01:31:56,591 if it weren't for your parents. 1918 01:31:56,671 --> 01:32:00,761 ♪ She said the man in the gabardine suit Was a spy ♪ 1919 01:32:01,963 --> 01:32:07,763 ♪ I said, be careful His bow tie is really a camera... ♪ 1920 01:32:08,421 --> 01:32:10,921 [Maya] And because you're exactly the person I'd like to be... 1921 01:32:11,421 --> 01:32:12,461 when I grow up. 1922 01:32:13,380 --> 01:32:15,010 ♪ Toss me a cigarette ♪ 1923 01:32:15,088 --> 01:32:18,458 ♪ I think there's one in my raincoat... ♪ 1924 01:32:19,338 --> 01:32:22,878 [Maya] You will always be the best thing that ever happened to me. 1925 01:32:22,963 --> 01:32:25,923 ♪ We smoked the last one an hour ago... ♪ 1926 01:32:26,005 --> 01:32:28,295 [Maya] I'm sorry I messed it up. Again. 1927 01:32:29,171 --> 01:32:32,261 ♪ So I looked at the scenery ♪ 1928 01:32:32,338 --> 01:32:36,708 ♪ She read her magazine ♪ 1929 01:32:36,796 --> 01:32:39,626 ♪ And the moon rose ♪ 1930 01:32:39,713 --> 01:32:44,173 ♪ Over an open field... ♪ 1931 01:32:47,588 --> 01:32:49,588 THINKING ABOUT YOU ALWAYS... LOVE, MAYA. 1932 01:32:55,921 --> 01:32:57,671 MONDAYMOMZ.COM 1933 01:32:57,755 --> 01:32:59,545 [woman] So you did all this in one year? 1934 01:32:59,630 --> 01:33:00,630 [Maya] That's right. 1935 01:33:00,713 --> 01:33:02,173 We created a nationwide service 1936 01:33:02,255 --> 01:33:05,415 where consumers could shop for groceries locally from home. 1937 01:33:05,963 --> 01:33:08,093 And all you need to join is an email address. 1938 01:33:08,171 --> 01:33:09,341 [Suzi] And 20 bucks. 1939 01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:13,508 You created an online store specifically designed for each member? 1940 01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:17,508 Yeah. And our clients can even use their phone to pick out a specific cut of meat 1941 01:33:17,588 --> 01:33:20,208 or a prepared salad or the third lemon from the back. 1942 01:33:21,255 --> 01:33:24,205 My godson, Dilly, over there, created the app in between finals. 1943 01:33:24,713 --> 01:33:26,423 He works here when he's not at Stanford. 1944 01:33:27,046 --> 01:33:28,166 He's a genius. [chuckles] 1945 01:33:28,255 --> 01:33:31,705 You basically said to Value Shop, "We're going to build a better mousetrap." 1946 01:33:31,796 --> 01:33:33,876 And we said, "We'd like to partner." 1947 01:33:34,421 --> 01:33:36,341 He's our little angel investor. 1948 01:33:36,796 --> 01:33:39,296 He negotiated points on some convertible debt. 1949 01:33:39,380 --> 01:33:40,510 It's a cute deal. 1950 01:33:42,088 --> 01:33:44,548 [Maya] We spend half our lives looking back, wishing. 1951 01:33:45,046 --> 01:33:46,586 If we'd only done it differently, 1952 01:33:47,171 --> 01:33:48,301 chosen smarter, 1953 01:33:49,338 --> 01:33:51,168 not made so many mistakes. 1954 01:33:51,713 --> 01:33:53,173 If he didn't eat it, then I wouldn't. 1955 01:33:53,255 --> 01:33:54,085 Hi. 1956 01:33:54,171 --> 01:33:56,591 Hi. Could we talk for a second? 1957 01:33:59,671 --> 01:34:00,511 Yeah. 1958 01:34:12,338 --> 01:34:14,588 So I got what you left on my doorstep. 1959 01:34:16,255 --> 01:34:17,295 You really mean all this? 1960 01:34:19,630 --> 01:34:20,590 Ask me anything. 1961 01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:23,460 Okay. 1962 01:34:24,088 --> 01:34:24,958 -Are you-- -Yes. 1963 01:34:26,921 --> 01:34:28,711 You don't know what I was gonna ask. 1964 01:34:28,921 --> 01:34:30,921 Whatever the question is, the answer's yes. 1965 01:34:33,421 --> 01:34:35,631 Did you really lose your daughter again? 1966 01:34:38,255 --> 01:34:39,085 Yes. 1967 01:34:40,671 --> 01:34:42,801 Are you ever gonna lie to me again? 1968 01:34:48,296 --> 01:34:49,166 Yes. 1969 01:34:51,338 --> 01:34:52,758 But that was the last time. 1970 01:34:52,838 --> 01:34:53,758 Funny. 1971 01:34:57,213 --> 01:34:58,173 Are you ready to... 1972 01:34:58,671 --> 01:34:59,711 have a family? 1973 01:35:12,255 --> 01:35:13,625 You are my family. 1974 01:35:16,213 --> 01:35:17,173 So, yes. 1975 01:35:22,796 --> 01:35:23,626 Sorry. 1976 01:35:23,713 --> 01:35:26,383 This is broken. I'm just gonna... Okay. 1977 01:35:27,713 --> 01:35:28,553 [chuckles] 1978 01:35:39,171 --> 01:35:40,301 [Maya] But the truth is... 1979 01:35:41,088 --> 01:35:42,458 our mistakes don't limit us. 1980 01:35:43,421 --> 01:35:44,841 Only our fears do. 1981 01:35:45,921 --> 01:35:48,921 And as unpredictable as this journey has been, 1982 01:35:49,713 --> 01:35:52,093 I am so glad it finally led me back to you. 1983 01:35:53,296 --> 01:35:54,666 Congratulations. 1984 01:35:54,755 --> 01:35:56,335 Your dad told me you were back. 1985 01:35:56,838 --> 01:35:57,668 Welcome home. Thanks. 1986 01:35:59,588 --> 01:36:00,838 You got your degree. 1987 01:36:03,338 --> 01:36:04,168 Now what? 1988 01:36:07,255 --> 01:36:08,125 I don't know. 1989 01:36:16,255 --> 01:36:17,915 You think we could start over? 1990 01:36:20,921 --> 01:36:22,631 I was thinking of going for a run. 1991 01:36:25,671 --> 01:36:26,551 Okay. 1992 01:36:28,630 --> 01:36:30,050 Do you want to come with me? 1993 01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:36,843 Yeah. 1994 01:36:39,338 --> 01:36:40,258 I'd like that. 1995 01:36:43,088 --> 01:36:43,918 A lot. 1996 01:36:47,046 --> 01:36:53,456 ♪ I couldn't fight anymore ♪ 1997 01:36:54,130 --> 01:36:55,800 ♪ And I... ♪ 1998 01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,090 I'm about to cry. 1999 01:36:58,338 --> 01:37:00,338 You guys are fricking pussies. 2000 01:37:00,421 --> 01:37:01,301 Oh, come on. 2001 01:37:02,255 --> 01:37:03,505 What? He said "fricking." 2002 01:37:03,963 --> 01:37:04,843 It's progress. 2003 01:37:05,921 --> 01:37:07,591 This time, I'm not gonna be as easy on you. 2004 01:37:07,671 --> 01:37:08,511 -Oh, yeah? -Uh-huh. 2005 01:37:08,588 --> 01:37:09,798 All right. Bring it. 2006 01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:15,420 ♪ I wouldn't fight in this war... ♪ 2007 01:37:15,505 --> 01:37:20,705 [Maya] Every day you wake up and have a second chance to do whatever you want, 2008 01:37:20,796 --> 01:37:22,296 to be whoever you want. 2009 01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:24,460 The only thing stopping you... 2010 01:37:25,421 --> 01:37:26,301 is you. 2011 01:37:26,380 --> 01:37:29,800 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no crying ♪ 2012 01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:31,760 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 2013 01:37:31,838 --> 01:37:33,338 ♪ I told myself ♪ 2014 01:37:33,421 --> 01:37:38,881 ♪ I had to be a different someone ♪ 2015 01:37:38,963 --> 01:37:41,513 ♪ In order to win at a war ♪ 2016 01:37:41,588 --> 01:37:46,168 ♪ I had already won ♪ 2017 01:37:46,546 --> 01:37:48,126 ♪ Yeah, I'd given up ♪ 2018 01:37:48,213 --> 01:37:53,843 ♪ On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪ 2019 01:37:53,921 --> 01:37:55,841 ♪ But look at me now ♪ 2020 01:37:55,921 --> 01:38:00,921 ♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪ 2021 01:38:01,005 --> 01:38:02,205 ♪ I'm limitless ♪ 2022 01:38:02,296 --> 01:38:03,206 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 2023 01:38:03,296 --> 01:38:09,456 ♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪ 2024 01:38:09,546 --> 01:38:15,546 ♪ I am a woman who roars ♪ 2025 01:38:16,713 --> 01:38:22,303 ♪ Nobody opened my doors ♪ 2026 01:38:23,671 --> 01:38:27,341 ♪ Yeah, I am a woman ♪ 2027 01:38:27,421 --> 01:38:30,961 ♪ Saying I want more ♪ 2028 01:38:31,046 --> 01:38:37,666 ♪ So give me what I'm asking for ♪ 2029 01:38:39,255 --> 01:38:44,915 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no crying ♪ 2030 01:38:45,005 --> 01:38:46,665 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪ 2031 01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:48,085 ♪ I told myself ♪ 2032 01:38:48,171 --> 01:38:54,011 ♪ I had to be a different someone ♪ 2033 01:38:54,088 --> 01:38:56,588 ♪ In order to win at a war ♪ 2034 01:38:56,671 --> 01:39:01,211 ♪ I had already won ♪ 2035 01:39:01,296 --> 01:39:03,046 ♪ Yeah, I'd given up ♪ 2036 01:39:03,130 --> 01:39:08,760 ♪ On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪ 2037 01:39:08,838 --> 01:39:10,798 ♪ But look at me now ♪ 2038 01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:15,840 ♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪ 2039 01:39:15,921 --> 01:39:17,091 ♪ I'm limitless ♪ ♪ Look at me now ♪ 2040 01:39:18,421 --> 01:39:24,801 ♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪ 2041 01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:26,550 ♪ I made it home ♪ 2042 01:39:26,630 --> 01:39:29,380 ♪ I made it known ♪ 2043 01:39:29,921 --> 01:39:32,171 ♪ I am here to stay ♪ 2044 01:39:32,255 --> 01:39:34,205 ♪ I made it home ♪ 2045 01:39:34,296 --> 01:39:36,836 ♪ I made it known ♪ 2046 01:39:37,421 --> 01:39:39,761 ♪ I am here to stay ♪ 2047 01:39:39,838 --> 01:39:45,008 ♪ I made it home ♪ 2048 01:39:45,088 --> 01:39:49,338 ♪ I told myself I had to be a different someone ♪ 2049 01:39:49,421 --> 01:39:52,671 ♪ A different someone A different someone ♪ 2050 01:39:52,755 --> 01:39:56,795 ♪ In order to win at a war I had already won ♪ 2051 01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:59,210 ♪ I had already won ♪ 2052 01:39:59,713 --> 01:40:04,303 ♪ Yeah, I'd given up On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪ 2053 01:40:04,380 --> 01:40:07,090 ♪ I'll never give up, no ♪ 2054 01:40:07,171 --> 01:40:09,051 ♪ But look at me now ♪ 2055 01:40:09,130 --> 01:40:13,920 ♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪ 2056 01:40:14,005 --> 01:40:15,255 ♪ I'm limitless ♪ 2057 01:40:15,338 --> 01:40:16,418 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 2058 01:40:16,505 --> 01:40:19,295 ♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪ 2059 01:40:19,380 --> 01:40:23,550 ♪ Yeah, I'm limitless ♪ 2060 01:40:23,713 --> 01:40:26,923 ["Other Side of Love" playing] 2061 01:40:39,005 --> 01:40:41,755 ♪ I was drowning in the water ♪ 2062 01:40:45,713 --> 01:40:48,803 ♪ Holding on against the tide ♪ 2063 01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:55,210 ♪ Every day kept getting longer ♪ 2064 01:40:59,213 --> 01:41:02,053 ♪ Never had the time to cry ♪ 2065 01:41:05,630 --> 01:41:08,760 ♪ But I'm on a new horizon ♪ 2066 01:41:12,130 --> 01:41:15,130 ♪ You're the answer that I found ♪ 2067 01:41:18,921 --> 01:41:22,301 ♪ And for once I don't feel frightened ♪ 2068 01:41:25,671 --> 01:41:28,381 ♪ Because you turned my world around ♪ 2069 01:41:29,296 --> 01:41:35,046 ♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪ 2070 01:41:35,588 --> 01:41:38,418 ♪ I'm never looking back ♪ 2071 01:41:42,546 --> 01:41:48,336 ♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪ 2072 01:41:49,046 --> 01:41:51,586 ♪ This time, it's gonna last ♪ 2073 01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:07,760 ♪ There's always pain inside the glory ♪ ♪ There's always lies beneath the truth ♪ 2074 01:42:17,796 --> 01:42:21,416 ♪ But it's a happy ending story ♪ 2075 01:42:22,338 --> 01:42:27,208 ♪ I'm... I'm the living proof ♪ 2076 01:42:28,005 --> 01:42:33,505 ♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪ 2077 01:42:34,046 --> 01:42:36,546 ♪ I'm never looking back ♪ 2078 01:42:38,796 --> 01:42:39,836 ♪ Oh ♪ 2079 01:42:40,755 --> 01:42:46,295 ♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪ 2080 01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:50,050 ♪ This time it's gonna last ♪ 2081 01:42:53,046 --> 01:42:55,756 ♪ Oh, yes, it is ♪ 2082 01:43:06,588 --> 01:43:10,838 ♪ I'm on the other side ♪ 2083 01:43:11,671 --> 01:43:15,301 ♪ The other side of love ♪ 2084 01:43:19,421 --> 01:43:24,301 ♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪ 145937