Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,350
Peg, it's getting kind of late.
2
00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,949
Shouldn't you be getting to bed?
3
00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,671
I'm not going to sleep without you.
4
00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,475
We haven't been to bed
at the same time in 10 years.
5
00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,589
And you notice we haven't had
any more children in 10 years.
6
00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,875
So I must be doing something right.
7
00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,039
Honey, just because
we had kids...
8
00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,869
...doesn't mean you were doing
anything right back then either.
9
00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:58,357
You're sexy
when you neuter me that way.
10
00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:03,353
Oh, come on, Al.
11
00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,516
We could have fun
going to bed together.
12
00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,314
You know, doing those things
we used to do.
13
00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:12,115
Like you rubbing my tushy
till I go to sleep.
14
00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,637
Oh, that's what we can do, honey.
15
00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,068
Oh, come on.
16
00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,795
My tushy is yearning for you.
17
00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:24,670
I wanna be rubbed by you
18
00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:30,953
Just you and nobody else but you
19
00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,679
Peg, I wouldn't rub your tushy...
20
00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,156
...if Robin Williams popped out of it
and offered me three wishes.
21
00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,952
Well, I'm not going to sleep
without you.
22
00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,756
You know, Peg, I'm...
23
00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:56,270
I'm a little worried about you.
You look exhausted.
24
00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,472
Now, did you have those lines
in your face this morning?
25
00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,990
Breaks my heart, Peg.
You look 100.
26
00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:05,917
Why don't you get
a good night's sleep...
27
00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,476
...and you'll wake up looking
not a day older than my grandmother.
28
00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,510
Oh, my God,
we stayed up till dawn.
29
00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,557
Hey, why are you two up
at the same time?
30
00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,637
Oh, I know. Don't tell me.
31
00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,274
Bud had a nightmare
and he crawled into your bed...
32
00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,391
...and he went potty.
33
00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:35,273
Honey, Bud is 20 years old,
and it's Saturday night.
34
00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,675
Now, you know very well
that he's fast asleep...
35
00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,348
...and has been since 8:00.
36
00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,994
Oh, and by the way, Al, did you go in
and turn off his flashlight?
37
00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,875
I wouldn't stick my hand
under those covers.
38
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:50,752
- Oh, my God.
- lf you know what I mean.
39
00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,555
Now, now. Let's just keep it down.
We don't wanna wake him up.
40
00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:57,752
He'll come down
and wanna talk about his problems.
41
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:11,357
Hey. Bud was out
on a Saturday night.
42
00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,834
How did it go, son?
43
00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,318
Oh, Bud.
44
00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,512
It's 3 A.M..
You must have something to tell us.
45
00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,349
Yes, Bud,
tell us of your travels in lonely land.
46
00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,238
Well, aging maritime toy...
47
00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,272
...I went where all cool guys go.
48
00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,436
I headed to the Chippendales
parking lot...
49
00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,995
...and waited for the horny old ladies
to come out.
50
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,434
Then I took off my shirt
and start gyrating under a lamppost.
51
00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,789
Did you get any, son?
52
00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:49,591
Yup. A face full of Mace
and a spinning back-kick to the groin.
53
00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,799
But I think on the way down...
54
00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,958
...I did manage to get
a fistful of withered heinie.
55
00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,917
- Al, give Bud a high-five.
- No, I can't do it, Peg.
56
00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,396
If I could fake it that good,
we'd be upstairs right now.
57
00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,468
All right. Here's the plan.
58
00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,717
Bud will be home soon.
When he comes in...
59
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,036
...we are gonna pretend
that it's Sunday night.
60
00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,629
That way when he has no date,
he won't feel bad.
61
00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,990
You know, because everyone
stays home on Sunday.
62
00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:24,431
- Even cool people like us.
- Yeah.
63
00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:28,432
Look, why don't we just get him
some starving Third World babe.
64
00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,393
You know, like a mail-order bride.
65
00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:36,511
If we stuff her with burgers,
she might even stay for a week.
66
00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,633
I mean, how long do you
really want one anyway?
67
00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,915
Well, why can't we just
let it happen naturally?
68
00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,838
Some people are just late bloomers.
69
00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,349
I myself was a late bloomer.
70
00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:54,916
Well, whatever bloomed
must have got picked...
71
00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:03,035
...because I'm looking at
some mighty arid country.
72
00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,516
Al, we are talking about our son.
73
00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:11,190
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought I was looking at him.
74
00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:20,632
Al, you've got a dilemma.
We're pretending it's Sunday...
75
00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,912
...so theoretically you should be
changing your underwear.
76
00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:28,434
Oh, or is this the week
you turn it inside out...
77
00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,790
...and wear the clean side?
78
00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,753
It's a big decision...
79
00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:39,032
...because it also involves
taking off your shoes.
80
00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,391
All right, come on, honey.
Now, look like it's Sunday.
81
00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:54,628
That's right.
82
00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:58,150
That says Sunday
better than skipping church.
83
00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,592
Where's Bud? I wanted to tell him
that I've got a big date tonight.
84
00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,268
I love ruining his Saturday nights.
85
00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:12,755
Oh, my God, it's Sunday?
86
00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,398
I've gotta be at work.
87
00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,909
How did I lose a day?
88
00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,790
I must have magnesia.
89
00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,072
What did Gilligan do
when he had magnesia?
90
00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,276
Oh, my God, I don't remember.
91
00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,189
Gadzooks, I'm losing
my short-term mammaries.
92
00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,078
What's going on?
93
00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:56,831
The old "let's convince Bud it's Sunday
to mask his shame" routine?
94
00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,236
Well, Dad, before you hurriedly
change your underwear...
95
00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,237
...I think you guys
should meet my date.
96
00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,475
Why, she's just lovely, isn't she?
97
00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,678
She must really like you, Bud...
98
00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,235
...going out on a Sunday and all.
99
00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:19,989
No need taking chances, eh, Bud?
100
00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,836
Look, you morons...
101
00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:27,349
...this is not another imaginary date.
102
00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:30,154
I was gonna turn on the TV.
That's where you'll see her.
103
00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,759
He had it bad for Ginger,
but now he likes Mary Ann.
104
00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,357
Hush, fossils, and watch.
105
00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,517
Thank you. Thank you.
Hi, I'm Adam Gold.
106
00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,792
I'll bet my natural mother's sorry
she put me up for adoption now...
107
00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,274
...aren't you, Mom?
108
00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,799
Thank you.
Anyway, welcome to You Can't Miss!
109
00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,913
...the show that guarantees that one of
our manly contestants can't miss.
110
00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,076
So let's meet the guys.
111
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:14,558
Remember the rules: Only guys who've
had sex two times or less are eligible.
112
00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,312
How can we prove it?
113
00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,512
Well, wait till you see them.
114
00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,633
Let's meet our first hunk.
115
00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:27,910
He's a crossing guard
from Skokie, Illinois...
116
00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,792
...Henry Fudderman.
117
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,992
Henry, tell us how many times
you've scored.
118
00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:43,876
- Once.
- Okay, once.
119
00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:45,839
Let's meet our next hunk.
120
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,476
He's a movie usher from Baraboo,
Wisconsin. Eugene Smelt.
121
00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,192
Eugene, tell us how many times
you've done the deed.
122
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,195
One and a half, Adam.
123
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,518
But I'm not sure about the one.
124
00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,111
Okay, Eugene.
125
00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:12,596
And our final he-man
is an A student from Chicago...
126
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,270
...and the only one of our hunks
who still lives at home. Bud Bundy.
127
00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,830
Okay, Bud, fill us in.
How many times have you had sex?
128
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,358
With actual people?
129
00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,709
Two, Adam.
130
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,670
On the show
they actually believed that.
131
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,588
Welcome back to the show.
132
00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,836
And now it's time
to meet tonight's tramp.
133
00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,349
Say hi to Candy Lapinski.
134
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,834
Hi, Candy,
it's great to have you with us.
135
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,792
Yeah, right.
136
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:15,718
Now, the rules to our show
are as easy as Candy.
137
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,470
After a brief
question-and-answer period...
138
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,513
...Candy will select a date
from among our three stallions.
139
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:26,513
For you viewers who may be wondering
why a woman like this...
140
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,792
...would go out with one of these
losers, the answer is very simple:
141
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,673
We give her a $1000.
142
00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,272
And next week,
after her dream date...
143
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:39,029
...she'll have the opportunity to go to
Bermuda with one of our three nerds...
144
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,595
...or our very own Rodrigo.
145
00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,795
I love you all.
146
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,231
Okay, Candy, it's question time.
Now, what is your first question?
147
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,473
Number one...
148
00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,875
...how would you build
the perfect woman?
149
00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:07,119
Let's see.
She'd have my mother's eyes...
150
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,710
...and my mother's breasts
and my father's...
151
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,155
Yucko.
152
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,914
Number two?
153
00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,278
I already have built
the perfect woman...
154
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,914
...out of gummy bears.
155
00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,348
You wanna see?
156
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:26,039
- Number three?
- Well, Candy...
157
00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,993
...as far as I'm concerned,
you are the perfect woman...
158
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,838
...and I'm the perfect man.
159
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,792
So, what say we cut
the preliminaries...
160
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,390
...and create the perfect
simultaneous big-O.
161
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,152
Well, Candy,
what do you think about that?
162
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,555
Can I see Rodrigo again?
163
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,911
And that means we're out of time.
164
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,669
So it's decision time for you, Candy.
Who's it gonna be?
165
00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,115
Hunk-a-rama number one...
166
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,031
...number two...
167
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,870
...or number three?
168
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:10,552
- Number three.
- Yes!
169
00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:16,672
Candy, meet your date, Bud Bundy.
170
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,398
Dad, look where I am.
171
00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,234
Like I give a damn what you think.
172
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,155
I've got a date with her
next Saturday night...
173
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,430
...and you'll be with each other.
174
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:48,153
Oh, my God, oh, my God.
175
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:51,113
I'm late for work. Oh, God.
176
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,869
Listen, if my boss calls,
for God's sakes...
177
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,470
...don't tell him I forgot what day it was.
I don't wanna get a stupid rep.
178
00:13:57,680 --> 00:14:00,035
It's not good for my image
as a waitress.
179
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,789
You know, I wish somebody would think
to write down all the days in a row...
180
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,719
...on a big piece of paper
so you know what day it is.
181
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,429
You know, maybe even
put the month on it, you know...
182
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:14,154
...like a calendar or something.
183
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,278
Come to bed, Al.
184
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,994
We haven't slept for days.
185
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,590
I am not going...
186
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,674
...to bed unless you go with me.
187
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:53,953
And you, my friend,
are getting sleepy.
188
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,958
Look how heavy
those eyelids are getting.
189
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,596
It won't work, Peg.
190
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,791
Because much like
the rest of your body...
191
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:07,197
...your lids are drooping
more than mine.
192
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:13,438
You're drifting.
193
00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,996
You're getting sleepy.
194
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:33,149
This has been the worst Sunday
of my life.
195
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,639
And Wednesday,
which I thought was Tuesday...
196
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,035
...was no picnic either.
197
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,277
I'm telling you, something's up.
198
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,708
It's Sunday...
199
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,671
...but I saw the mailman.
200
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,950
So I picked up a newspaper.
201
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,230
Said it was Saturday.
202
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:55,793
I got suspicious, so I went to church.
203
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,391
Nobody was there.
204
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,998
Which makes me think I'm right.
205
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,236
It is Sunday.
206
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:12,550
And yet, Meet The Press,
which I watch religiously, wasn't on.
207
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,832
I'm telling you,
it's a giant conspiracy.
208
00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:19,828
You know, like who killed
that movie president guy, JFK.
209
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,032
The church. The feds. The networks.
210
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,674
They're all in on it.
But I'll get them.
211
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,950
The same way J. Edgar Hoover
got everybody:
212
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,549
By wearing a red dress.
213
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,554
Well, I'm back from
my game-show date.
214
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,276
Did you get any, son?
215
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:52,753
No.
216
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,518
But I'll be getting plenty soon...
217
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:58,349
...because it'll be me and Candy
on the dandy, sandy Caribbean.
218
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,915
All that's left is we have to go back
on the show...
219
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:05,079
...and she chooses between me
and that latent Latin, Rodrigo.
220
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:18,872
Honey, I have been chosen
to sensitively broach the question...
221
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,116
...which is on all our lips:
222
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,596
What on God's green earth
would make you think that anyone...
223
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:28,998
...including your mother,
would choose you over Rodrigo?
224
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,672
I'd choose Rodrigo.
225
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,115
Hell, I'd choose Rodrigo.
226
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,398
Hell, I'd choose Rodrigo
over your mother.
227
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,468
And now,welcome to You Can't Miss!
228
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,918
Hey, this isn't supposed to be
on tonight.
229
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:04,075
Well, I'll just write them down
in my conspiracy book...
230
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:08,315
...right after Robin Leach.
231
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,913
Hi again, I'm Adam Gold...
232
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,510
...and we're here to see something
we've waited a whole week to find out.
233
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,190
Who will huge-knockered airhead
Candy Lapinski...
234
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,833
...pick for her pleasure cruise?
235
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:22,794
Bud Bundy
or our own beautiful Rodrigo?
236
00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,632
Yeah, there's a tough call,
huh, folks?
237
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,797
Candy, haul it on out here for us.
238
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,392
Candy, you make a lovely couple.
239
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,189
- Candy, you remember Bud.
- No.
240
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:57,478
Okay, Bud, good luck to you.
And, Candy, your choice please...
241
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,989
...and you and Rodrigo
can be off to the Caribbean.
242
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,989
Hold your lousy consolation prize,
you poor man's Chuck Woolery.
243
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,750
Now, before the lovely Candy
makes her decision...
244
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,951
...I have something to say to her.
245
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,755
Well, talk about
the little engine that could.
246
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,068
Well, go for it, big guy.
247
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,795
But remember, no woman
has ever not chosen Rodrigo.
248
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,072
Enough, crones.
249
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,475
You too, Mom.
250
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,716
Candy, this is all I have to say:
251
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,514
Let's talk about women
and the wrong choices they make.
252
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:47,076
This is the wrong choice...
253
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,472
...and I'll tell you why.
254
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,478
He'll treat you like dirt.
He'll disappear for days.
255
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,035
He'll lie to you. He'll cheat on you.
256
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,152
Everything I would do
if I looked like him.
257
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,510
But I'm here for the duration, baby.
258
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,392
And the best thing about me is...
259
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,990
...I've never had anybody
as good as you. He has.
260
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,278
You know I haven't.
261
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,710
You don't have to worry about
where I've been...
262
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,195
...because I'm a two-time-or-less.
263
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,628
It's up to you.
264
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,354
Two minutes with a god
who will dump you...
265
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:23,439
...or a lifetime with a guy
who will worship you as a goddess.
266
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,359
Your choice is clear.
267
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,910
I'll take Rodrigo.
268
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:34,438
Enjoy your car wax, punk.
269
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,437
Hey. Who wants to see
some of my car wax?
270
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,633
I won it for making an ass out of myself
in front of 20 million people.
271
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,558
Cool, huh?
272
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,758
Bud, I can't believe it.
273
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,235
You've got messages. From girls.
274
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:07,668
A whole bunch. Look.
275
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,835
You were so pathetic on TV
that you actually touched people.
276
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,313
Pretty girls all over town
want you bad.
277
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,388
- Bud.
- Choose me.
278
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,957
Hi, Bud. I saw you on TV.
279
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,752
- Choose me.
- No.
280
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,839
Choose me and I'll hurt you
more than any of these girls.
281
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:41,158
Wait. It's not just women
who make the wrong choices.
282
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,396
I think you're gorgeous.
283
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,115
You're my Rodrigo. Choose me.
284
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,756
She'll hurt you.
I'll be good to you.
285
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,838
She'll cheat on you.
I'll be faithful.
286
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,632
She'll spend your money.
287
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,638
You can spend mine.
288
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,751
I'll worship you...
289
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,999
...because I know how great you are
inside and out.
290
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,590
What's your choice?
291
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,158
Let's go.
22701
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
