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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,758 --> 00:00:03,482 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 2 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:20,586 [HEARTBEAT THUDDING] 3 00:00:22,965 --> 00:00:26,103 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 4 00:00:28,758 --> 00:00:31,999 [STATIC HISSING] 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,172 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 6 00:00:45,448 --> 00:00:48,000 [SOMBER MUSIC] 7 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:13,310 [CAR ENGINE RUMBLING] 8 00:01:14,758 --> 00:01:17,413 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 9 00:01:40,206 --> 00:01:45,206 GIRL: Why do you have a camera? 10 00:01:58,413 --> 00:02:01,551 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 11 00:02:08,689 --> 00:02:11,793 [HEARTBEAT THUDDING] 12 00:02:20,379 --> 00:02:23,964 [STATIC HISSING] [VOICES ECHOING] 13 00:02:23,965 --> 00:02:26,102 [STATIC HISSING] 14 00:02:26,103 --> 00:02:28,724 [BIRDS CAWING] 15 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:35,274 [STATIC HISSING] 16 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:37,862 [BIRDS CAWING] 17 00:02:39,896 --> 00:02:44,896 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 18 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:49,999 STEVE: I don't know why I can't find anyone. 19 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,792 The camera doesn't lie, or does it? 20 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:55,240 Recording this just in case something happens to me. 21 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:58,136 [STATIC HISSING] [WAVES ROARING] 22 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,103 Someone must have seen this. 23 00:02:59,104 --> 00:03:00,240 It's completely out of order. 24 00:03:00,241 --> 00:03:01,378 [STATIC HISSING] 25 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:02,619 Stop it! Who's a killer! 26 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,670 Who's a killer! [MAN HOOTING] 27 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,343 You want some of this? 28 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:07,670 Who's a killer! You're a killer. 29 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,680 Always have the camera. 30 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:09,516 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 31 00:03:09,517 --> 00:03:10,688 STEVE: It's too bad there wasn't a camera around 32 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:11,999 when you needed one, right? 33 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,240 Ooh! [LAUGHS] [STATIC HISSING] 34 00:03:13,241 --> 00:03:15,412 [MAN SHOUTS] Turn the camera off! 35 00:03:15,413 --> 00:03:17,330 I think you should put the camera down. 36 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:19,447 [GASPS] No, no! 37 00:03:19,448 --> 00:03:20,895 [GUNSHOT BOOMS] 38 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:22,670 RICK: What's on the tape, man? 39 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,680 When I get back, I'll check the tapes. 40 00:03:27,379 --> 00:03:29,343 [STATIC HISSING] 41 00:03:29,344 --> 00:03:32,172 [HARD ROCK MUSIC] 42 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:51,205 ♪ Move everybody 43 00:03:51,206 --> 00:03:54,171 ♪ Come on, let it shine 44 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:57,680 [CROWD CHATTERING] 45 00:03:58,275 --> 00:04:02,757 ♪ Move everybody 46 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:06,655 ♪ I'm not your kind, your type 47 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,516 [STATIC HISSING] 48 00:04:12,517 --> 00:04:13,999 WOMAN: Hi, you've reached [STATIC HISSING]. 49 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,688 I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message, 50 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,171 I will probably call you back. 51 00:04:17,172 --> 00:04:19,965 ♪ Not going back 52 00:04:22,724 --> 00:04:25,482 [STATIC HISSING] 53 00:04:32,275 --> 00:04:33,757 WOMAN: Hi, you've reached [STATIC HISSING]. 54 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:36,136 I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message, 55 00:04:36,137 --> 00:04:41,137 I will probably call you back. 56 00:04:42,340 --> 00:04:46,171 ♪ Dare see the rage inside you 57 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:51,136 ♪ Together we fly 58 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:54,723 ♪ Rise to stand up, defy everything ♪ 59 00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:56,330 ♪ In your sick life 60 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,516 [STATIC HISSING] 61 00:04:58,517 --> 00:05:00,670 WOMAN: Hi, you've reached [STATIC HISSING]. 62 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,585 I can't get to my phone, but if you leave a message, 63 00:05:02,586 --> 00:05:04,378 I will probably call you back. 64 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:05,895 Okay, no, I'm totally gonna call you back. 65 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:08,896 [TRAFFIC WHOOSHING] 66 00:05:12,965 --> 00:05:14,654 [CAR HORN HONKING] 67 00:05:14,655 --> 00:05:15,620 [MAN GRUNTS] [WOMAN SCREAMS] 68 00:05:15,620 --> 00:05:16,448 Fuck, dude! No, no! 69 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:18,826 [GUNSHOT BOOMS] 70 00:05:18,827 --> 00:05:22,516 What are you doing, stop it, stop it, God, no! 71 00:05:22,517 --> 00:05:24,102 [BLOOD SQUELCHES] 72 00:05:24,103 --> 00:05:26,447 [WOMAN GASPING] 73 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:29,792 [STATIC HISSING] 74 00:05:29,793 --> 00:05:32,551 [WOMAN WHEEZING] 75 00:05:34,931 --> 00:05:37,689 [STATIC HISSING] 76 00:05:42,448 --> 00:05:43,275 Okay? 77 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:46,550 [STATIC HISSING DROWNS OUT WOMAN'S VOICE] 78 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:49,171 Hi, I am Steve. [STATIC HISSING] 79 00:05:49,172 --> 00:05:52,895 And I just got this camera, so I'm now going to be 80 00:05:52,896 --> 00:05:57,585 videotaping stuff in my life and, you know, on my blog. 81 00:05:57,586 --> 00:06:00,413 [LAUGHS] Okay, that was stupid. 82 00:06:02,241 --> 00:06:04,861 This right here, though, very serious. 83 00:06:04,862 --> 00:06:06,378 It's my rubber band ball. 84 00:06:06,379 --> 00:06:09,655 Steven, you got those files ready for me? 85 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:12,670 Uh. What are you, 86 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,964 what are you doing? Nothing, no... 87 00:06:13,965 --> 00:06:15,274 [CAMERA CLICKS] 88 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:19,103 Oh, wow, there is Jenna. 89 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,240 RICK: Go to my house. 90 00:06:24,241 --> 00:06:25,172 STEVE: [SCOFFS] Oh, yeah, right. 91 00:06:25,173 --> 00:06:27,171 You have no chance, dude. 92 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:28,585 [JENNA LAUGHS] Lunch? 93 00:06:28,586 --> 00:06:31,654 STEVE: Let's get a little better look here. 94 00:06:31,655 --> 00:06:33,930 Don't you dare... Ah, oh... 95 00:06:33,931 --> 00:06:35,654 Steve? Oh, uh... 96 00:06:35,655 --> 00:06:36,999 JENNA: What are you doing? 97 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,378 Nothing. Were you just filming me? 98 00:06:38,379 --> 00:06:40,585 STEVE: No, I, look, I didn't just film you. 99 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:42,102 JENNA: Gross. 100 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:46,206 Whoo, all right [LAUGHS], okay, let's get the lights. 101 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:52,517 Let's check out the beautiful view right here. 102 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,309 Oh, fuck, there you are. 103 00:06:56,310 --> 00:06:57,757 Let me get a little tighter. 104 00:06:57,758 --> 00:06:59,930 [STATIC HISSING] 105 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:01,205 She's gonna love me. 106 00:07:01,206 --> 00:07:06,137 [TRAFFIC WHOOSHING] [FAINT ROCK MUSIC] 107 00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:11,102 ♪ You're higher 108 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:14,895 ♪ Together we rise 109 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:17,136 ♪ Rise to the sky and 110 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:19,931 [STATIC HISSING] 111 00:07:31,344 --> 00:07:34,930 [WATER PATTERING] 112 00:07:34,931 --> 00:07:36,930 [STATIC HISSING] 113 00:07:36,931 --> 00:07:39,931 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 114 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:48,826 [DOG BARKING] What the fuck are you doing? 115 00:07:48,827 --> 00:07:50,309 Get outta here. 116 00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:51,172 [DOG BARKING] 117 00:07:51,173 --> 00:07:54,655 [STATIC HISSING] Right. 118 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,689 Okay [SIGHS], so more about me. 119 00:08:01,827 --> 00:08:04,481 Let's see, I, uh, I was born 120 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:07,310 in the Midwest, Wisconsin, to be exact. 121 00:08:08,517 --> 00:08:11,344 Moved to the big city, kinda lost the accent. 122 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:16,309 Yeah, I just [SIGHS], I don't know. 123 00:08:16,310 --> 00:08:19,205 I couldn't do a small town for the rest of my life. 124 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:20,965 I needed to see what was out there. 125 00:08:21,827 --> 00:08:23,680 So here I am. 126 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:29,344 Um, yeah, people back home, 127 00:08:30,758 --> 00:08:33,340 I don't know, I guess I was considered the nice guy. 128 00:08:34,344 --> 00:08:36,930 [LAUGHS] I used to have this crush on this girl. 129 00:08:36,931 --> 00:08:40,724 Oh, man, blonde hair, blue-eyed. 130 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,931 Ah, typical, of course. 131 00:08:45,862 --> 00:08:47,171 Yeah, I used to ride my bike 132 00:08:47,172 --> 00:08:49,793 up and down her block every single day. 133 00:08:51,275 --> 00:08:55,241 I mean [LAUGHS], I don't know what I was thinking. 134 00:08:56,620 --> 00:09:00,343 It's not like she was gonna run outside and see me 135 00:09:00,344 --> 00:09:04,826 and wanna jump on me and make mad sex, you know? [LAUGHS] 136 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,448 Tell everyone at school about it. 137 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:12,310 It's interesting, though. 138 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:16,826 Did I wanna have sex with her 139 00:09:16,827 --> 00:09:18,412 or did I want everyone at school 140 00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:20,000 to know that I had sex with her? 141 00:09:24,448 --> 00:09:25,448 Whoa, this is weird. 142 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:29,240 Wow, I turn the camera on and all of a sudden, 143 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:30,724 the truth comes out [LAUGHS]. 144 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,619 Okay [LAUGHS], I'm gonna have to 145 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,723 edit this down a little bit. 146 00:09:37,724 --> 00:09:39,585 [STATIC HISSING] [OMINOUS MUSIC] 147 00:09:39,586 --> 00:09:41,103 I [STATIC HISSING] this way. 148 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:45,654 Record. [STATIC HISSING] 149 00:09:45,655 --> 00:09:49,931 Record, you [STATIC HISSING] shit. 150 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:55,999 Here is my ex-girlfriend, Kris. 151 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,516 [LAUGHS] Stop it, don't give me that face. 152 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,447 Stop, okay, really? [LAUGHS] 153 00:10:03,448 --> 00:10:06,378 I know how we can make this a lot more interesting. 154 00:10:06,379 --> 00:10:08,964 STEVE: And that is Rick's idea of art. 155 00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:13,241 [SCOFFS] Yeah, enough said, really. 156 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:17,517 Okay, oh, wow, this is a cool shot. 157 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,481 Down here we have an awesome banner. 158 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,670 [RICK SHOUTS] Aw, geez! 159 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:24,205 [RICK LAUGHS] 160 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:26,550 Okay, you ruined my shot. 161 00:10:26,551 --> 00:10:27,826 What are you doing? 162 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:28,999 What's this for, dude? 163 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,171 Let me get in it, can I be 164 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:31,378 in your movie? Okay, everybody, 165 00:10:31,379 --> 00:10:32,999 this is my asshole roommate Rick. 166 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,999 Say hi, Rick. Hi, Rick. 167 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,240 Inspired. Thank you. 168 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:37,688 Here, get out of my way, I'm trying to... 169 00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,136 Come on. I'm trying to shoot here. 170 00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:41,330 RICK: I could help. 171 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:41,862 Come here, Steve. 172 00:10:45,379 --> 00:10:49,102 RICK: Here it is, Stevis Ovarius Rex. 173 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:52,205 Rarely is it ever seen out in the daylight, 174 00:10:52,206 --> 00:10:54,930 but luckily, he's chosen a park area 175 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,792 where other mates won't see him and rightfully mock him 176 00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:59,412 for the poor performance... Hey, give me that! 177 00:10:59,413 --> 00:11:03,670 Geez, come on, dude, jerk! [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 178 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:04,757 Oh [LAUGHS]. Great, great, 179 00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:05,999 you probably broke it. 180 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,136 RICK: Me, I was the one lunging for it. 181 00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,448 Aw, fuck. 182 00:11:10,793 --> 00:11:12,930 Sorry, but... Don't worry about it. 183 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:15,517 The red light's still on, it's probably fine, see? 184 00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:19,516 STEVE: Look at that, she's coming right down here. 185 00:11:19,517 --> 00:11:20,964 Look at that. Good morning. 186 00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:22,999 STEVE: Yeah, good morning is right. 187 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,861 RICK: Ooh, ooh, okay, hold this, gotta go. 188 00:11:26,862 --> 00:11:29,550 STEVE: What, oh, yeah, right! [LAUGHS] 189 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:30,999 She's so outta your league, Rick. 190 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,481 Ah, yours, maybe, mine? 191 00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:34,517 No, got this. 192 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:38,481 Okay, I'll... Excuse me, 193 00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:39,448 coming through. Just be here. 194 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,585 Oh, shit! Oh, my God, 195 00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:42,999 what a douche. [RICK GROANS] 196 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,205 RICK: I'm good, could you just... 197 00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:46,516 Tell me that doesn't work. Hand? 198 00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:47,999 Wow, sorry, I didn't... [GIRL LAUGHS] 199 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,343 Did I hurt you? No way. 200 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:51,171 I was just trying to... 201 00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:53,619 ♪ You want this, do you want this ♪ 202 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:58,586 ♪ Gun show, welcome to the gun show ♪ 203 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:02,240 ♪ Huh, huh, huh, huh 204 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:05,205 ♪ I see there, I see there, huh ♪ 205 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:07,309 Rick, goddammit, get out of here. 206 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:10,000 [RICK LAUGHING] 207 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,102 Oh, my firm's Christmas party. 208 00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:17,274 Oh, no, look who it is. Oh. 209 00:12:17,275 --> 00:12:19,343 Oh, what's this? Smile, kids. 210 00:12:19,344 --> 00:12:20,757 You're on Candid Camera. 211 00:12:20,758 --> 00:12:23,205 This is shit he's recording for his weblog. 212 00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:24,723 Uh-huh, and who's interested in that? 213 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:25,930 That's what I said, thank you, Brenda. 214 00:12:25,931 --> 00:12:27,516 Whoa, whoa, whoa, a lot of people 215 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,517 are doing stuff like this. 216 00:12:28,518 --> 00:12:29,619 It's not, like, weird. 217 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,826 Instead of working, right? 218 00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,619 Oh! No! 219 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,895 No, Rick... You don't know what's in... 220 00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,274 Rick, Rick! Thank you. 221 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:38,136 There he is, kids, the party animal. 222 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,585 [COWORKER WHISTLES] It's Steve. 223 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:42,274 He's a low level executive in his early 20s. 224 00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:44,102 He's got a medium five-figure salary 225 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:46,930 and just six payments left on a '91 Nissan Stanza. 226 00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:49,240 It's a beautiful ride, girls. [BRENDA LAUGHS] 227 00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:51,999 Come on down, he's a one-drink wonder. 228 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,136 He's into aggressive sex... 229 00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,240 Fuck you, man. And he likes to watch. 230 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,516 Just give me the camera back. 231 00:12:55,517 --> 00:12:56,757 No, no, no, no, no. Just give me it back. 232 00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,330 RICK: You do not know what's interesting. 233 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:02,619 [SNIFFS] I didn't know where you went. 234 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:03,724 Miss me, hmm? 235 00:13:07,655 --> 00:13:09,655 I missed you, come here. 236 00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:14,102 Come here [LAUGHS]. 237 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:15,517 I said come here. 238 00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:20,757 [LAUGHS] 239 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,861 [WOMAN GASPS] [GENTLE CHIMING MUSIC] 240 00:13:22,862 --> 00:13:24,136 It'll be so much fun. 241 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,330 I promise it'll be so much fun. 242 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,205 Yeah, it's all fun and games, Steve, 243 00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:29,654 until someone gets hurt. [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 244 00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:32,340 It's all fun and games, Steve, until someone gets hurt. 245 00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:35,481 I'll make it worth your while. 246 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,447 Oh [LAUGHS]. Mm-hmm. 247 00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:41,448 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 248 00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,102 [STATIC HISSING] 249 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:01,965 Your yearly review, how do you think you did? 250 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:03,965 I think I did okay. 251 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,000 Didn't I? 252 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:11,000 I've seen better, a lot better. 253 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,999 In fact, I'd go as far as to say 254 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:18,895 that a review of your performance over this past year 255 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:21,310 is not impressive at all. 256 00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,965 So I'm fired. No, I didn't say that. 257 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,412 But you're going to. 258 00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,378 Your performance was average. 259 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:35,379 We don't fire anyone for average, at least not initially. 260 00:14:36,758 --> 00:14:39,137 Look, Steven, I know you wanna be a junior in training, 261 00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,930 and for now your data entry work is great. 262 00:14:42,931 --> 00:14:45,758 It's keeping the company running, but, uh, 263 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:50,310 your behavior at work is a completely different matter. 264 00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,310 What do you mean? 265 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:56,895 MCGAVIN: People seem to be concerned 266 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,206 about your personality. 267 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:01,000 You've had complaints. 268 00:15:03,275 --> 00:15:05,688 People just aren't comfortable being around you. 269 00:15:05,689 --> 00:15:08,240 [STATIC HISSING] 270 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,448 It actually scares them. 271 00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:11,551 What? 272 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,205 [STATIC HISSING] that. 273 00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:17,448 MCGAVIN: You know I can't tell you that. 274 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,310 [STATIC HISSING] 275 00:15:19,311 --> 00:15:20,862 Aren't comfortable around me. 276 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:25,482 [SIGHS] What's wrong with me? 277 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:29,000 I can't be the worst person in the office, surely. 278 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:31,550 What about Rick? 279 00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:33,103 MCGAVIN: No, everybody likes Rick. 280 00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:38,930 So you're gonna fire me. 281 00:15:38,931 --> 00:15:40,344 No, but this has to change. 282 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,758 How do I change it? 283 00:15:44,896 --> 00:15:47,206 I don't know, find a way, ask Rick. 284 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:55,680 Okay, thank you, Mr. McGavin. [SIGHS] 285 00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,240 Busted, shit. Give me my camera, Rick. 286 00:15:59,241 --> 00:16:00,516 RICK: [LAUGHS] Hate it when this happens. 287 00:16:00,517 --> 00:16:02,481 Don't be an asshole. Hi, Jenna, oof! 288 00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,136 Give me my camera! 289 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,999 [RICK LAUGHS] You are such an asshole. 290 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,137 No, people like me [LAUGHS]. 291 00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:13,000 You know, I don't, I don't know why I can't find anyone. 292 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:18,724 I always feel like I'm the outsider, you know? 293 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,172 Like there's always [SIGHS], 294 00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:29,585 everyone else seems to be able to do it just fine, 295 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:32,999 but I've never got it. 296 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,758 I don't know how they do it. [SIGHS] 297 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,171 I just feel like I'm, like, 298 00:16:40,172 --> 00:16:42,862 two degrees off, you know? [SIGHS] 299 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:50,517 I need to find somebody, 300 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,340 someone who likes me. 301 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:04,758 Oh, God, I feel sick, this is pathetic. 302 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:08,964 [FAINT ELECTRONIC WHOOSHING] 303 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:11,793 [FAINT POP MUSIC] 304 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,862 MAN: Right. 305 00:17:31,862 --> 00:17:33,585 Then who invited you? 306 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,895 I crashed. 307 00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:35,827 What do you do here? 308 00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:38,102 Oh, well, um, I'm a lawyer. 309 00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,330 Well, a junior in training. 310 00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:42,330 I do a lot of the after-hours paperwork, 311 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,861 but when I'm really lucky, they give me 312 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,861 the cases they can't be bothered with, 313 00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,861 so, come on [LAUGHS]. Nice [LAUGHS]. 314 00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:49,412 I'm a junior in training, too. 315 00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,964 Oh, nice. Yeah, if I stick in there 316 00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:53,412 long enough, they might give me my own... 317 00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:54,516 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 318 00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:55,826 Want a ride? No, no, no, I'm good. 319 00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:57,102 You sure? I'm good, yeah, yeah, yeah. 320 00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:58,343 Even... 321 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,688 Absolutely, okay. Okay, have fun. 322 00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:04,205 What are you, what, are you... 323 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:05,340 Uh... What are you 324 00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:06,309 doing with that? 325 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:09,274 I am, this is kind of a hobby of mine. 326 00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:11,447 I like to document things, especially 327 00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:12,930 the beautiful things. [STATIC HISSING] 328 00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:17,585 And honestly [LAUGHS], I think that perhaps this might be 329 00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:20,413 the beginning of a beautiful relationship [LAUGHS]. 330 00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:24,205 I should really be creeped out right now. 331 00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:26,275 STEVE: Oh, wow, look at that necklace. 332 00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:28,275 Oh. That's gorgeous. 333 00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,792 Oh, thank you. [STATIC HISSING] 334 00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:32,413 It's, um, St. Christopher, the patron [STATIC HISSING], 335 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,102 Lord's prayer [STATIC HISSING]. 336 00:18:35,103 --> 00:18:36,309 Hey, Miss Salazar, happy [STATIC HISSING] Christmas. 337 00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:38,861 Hey, merry Christmas to you. 338 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,723 Watch out for the drink, you gotta drive tonight. 339 00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:44,171 Oh, yeah, thanks, I'm okay, merry Christmas. 340 00:18:44,172 --> 00:18:46,343 STEVE: Can I get your name? 341 00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:47,551 [VANESSA LAUGHS] Please? 342 00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,340 Vanessa. 343 00:18:53,172 --> 00:18:56,000 [FAINT POP MUSIC] 344 00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:01,757 [LAUGHS] I must be desperate. 345 00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,343 Just so you know, I don't normally 346 00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:06,896 bring stalkers with cameras into my house. 347 00:19:07,862 --> 00:19:09,861 You are harmless, aren't you? 348 00:19:09,862 --> 00:19:12,999 STEVE: Oh, thanks, thanks a lot. 349 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,240 I'm just playing. 350 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,171 Oh, you're so pretty. 351 00:19:17,172 --> 00:19:19,620 [VANESSA LAUGHS] Can I give you a kiss? 352 00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:22,310 Yeah. 353 00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:32,241 [STEVE SIGHS] 354 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,516 Okay, film me. 355 00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,309 Really? Why do anything 356 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:45,723 if it's not on camera, right? 357 00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:47,723 [STEVE LAUGHS] 358 00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:52,724 I mean, alcohol makes me do things I wouldn't normally do. 359 00:19:53,862 --> 00:19:54,793 Don't you want to find out what they are? 360 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,862 STEVE: Yes, yes, I would. 361 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,137 Mom, who's that? Oh. 362 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:12,757 Um... I'm Steve, and you are? 363 00:20:12,758 --> 00:20:13,586 Erin. 364 00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,551 STEVE: Erin, cool. 365 00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,586 Why do you have a camera? 366 00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:23,205 STEVE: I'm making a movie about my life 367 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:24,861 and your mommy's in it. 368 00:20:24,862 --> 00:20:27,205 ERIN: Can I be in it? 369 00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:28,757 STEVE: You already are. 370 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,931 Come on, Hun, let's get you tucked back into bed. 371 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,413 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 372 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:45,895 Sorry about that, um... 373 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,586 [STEVE LAUGHS] Where were we? 374 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,102 [STATIC HISSING] [DISTORTED VOICES ECHOING] 375 00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:52,680 Ideas. 376 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,206 Well, for instance, you. 377 00:21:09,689 --> 00:21:11,895 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 378 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:15,206 [FAINT HARD ROCK MUSIC] 379 00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:18,826 I know what you've done, Steve. 380 00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:23,827 I have seen the tape, this tape, and the camera doesn't lie. 381 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,413 Or does it, dah dah dam! 382 00:21:28,137 --> 00:21:29,379 What am I supposed to do? 383 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,724 Flip a coin, consult the I Ching? 384 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:38,482 You know I do happen to like your life better than mine. 385 00:21:40,448 --> 00:21:42,517 Should I stop you and take it over? 386 00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:49,447 Tough choice, what do you think, fellow bloggers? 387 00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,172 You think I could get away with it? 388 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:56,965 [LAUGHS] The fate of your world, ooh! 389 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,000 It's heads. 390 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,137 Hello? 391 00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:35,344 [STATIC HISSING] 392 00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:49,619 [STATIC HISSING] [WOMAN SCREAMING] 393 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:53,688 [ALARM BEEPING] [STEVE GRUNTING] 394 00:22:53,689 --> 00:22:55,343 I didn't give you that. 395 00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:56,757 I know, I got it from your neighbor. 396 00:22:56,758 --> 00:22:58,343 I didn't think you'd mind. Are you crazy? 397 00:22:58,344 --> 00:22:59,895 I didn't think you'd mind. 398 00:22:59,896 --> 00:23:04,862 What, babe, babe, babe, where are you going? 399 00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:07,205 I'm going away from you. 400 00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:08,723 Honey... You know, 401 00:23:08,724 --> 00:23:10,274 this boyfriend-girlfriend thing is really starting 402 00:23:10,275 --> 00:23:11,448 to piss me off. 403 00:23:12,862 --> 00:23:14,378 [SIGHS] What, are you trying to kill me, kill me? 404 00:23:14,379 --> 00:23:16,343 [VANESSA LAUGHS] 405 00:23:16,344 --> 00:23:18,999 [SIGHS] Oh. 406 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,516 Now why would I wanna do that? 407 00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:23,680 [LAUGHS] I don't know. 408 00:23:24,310 --> 00:23:26,724 You are, ugh! I am not. 409 00:23:27,655 --> 00:23:29,412 I would never do such a thing. 410 00:23:29,413 --> 00:23:31,206 What kind of person would do that? 411 00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:34,999 Mm. 412 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,931 Hello. 413 00:23:35,932 --> 00:23:37,240 Rick, what are you doing here? 414 00:23:37,241 --> 00:23:38,792 I always come here. 415 00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:42,930 You are the stalker, remember? [LAUGHS] 416 00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,274 Rick, Vanessa, Vanessa, Rick. 417 00:23:45,275 --> 00:23:46,516 Why, hello. 418 00:23:46,517 --> 00:23:47,413 [RICK AND VANESSA] Nice to meet you. 419 00:23:47,414 --> 00:23:49,136 Jinx. Double jinx. 420 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,895 [LAUGHS] You can't double jinx me. 421 00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:51,999 I just did, what are you gonna do about it? 422 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,102 Oh, you will see. 423 00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:55,550 I will, huh? Yes. 424 00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:56,517 She's pretty cool. 425 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,205 Yeah, yeah, let's go. 426 00:23:58,206 --> 00:23:59,343 Why, thank you, sir. 427 00:23:59,344 --> 00:24:00,930 Why, no, no, no, thank you. 428 00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:02,205 VANESSA: Double jinx. 429 00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:03,340 Uh, you can't double jinx. 430 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:04,378 That's not how it works. 431 00:24:04,379 --> 00:24:05,964 See, we have to say something at the... 432 00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:07,330 BOTH: Same time, jinx! 433 00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:08,550 Oh, I got you! Oh! [LAUGHS] 434 00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:10,274 STEVE: Okay, guys, you guys are being really... 435 00:24:10,275 --> 00:24:11,723 Stupid? Jinx! 436 00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:14,826 [VANESSA AND RICK LAUGH] Ugh. 437 00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:16,240 She's all right. 438 00:24:16,241 --> 00:24:17,137 Thank you. Yeah. 439 00:24:17,138 --> 00:24:18,827 Yeah, so, um, 440 00:24:20,137 --> 00:24:21,619 yeah. You know, 441 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,330 we have kind of a strange connection, you and I. 442 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:24,102 We do, I think we do. Interesting, 443 00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:25,999 don't you think so, Steve? 444 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,585 Just a little. No, actually, I don't. 445 00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:29,826 A little... I think you guys 446 00:24:29,827 --> 00:24:31,343 are being really weird and stupid. 447 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,792 I know, it's true, what are you gonna do about it? 448 00:24:32,793 --> 00:24:34,274 Yeah, you gonna actually put down the camera 449 00:24:34,275 --> 00:24:35,999 and run after us there? No way. 450 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,654 I tell him that all the time and he never really, 451 00:24:37,655 --> 00:24:38,861 can't keep up with me ever. 452 00:24:38,862 --> 00:24:40,412 He doesn't listen. [VANESSA LAUGHS] 453 00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,240 He's very competitive. He is. 454 00:24:42,241 --> 00:24:43,378 Wow, really. And yet I always 455 00:24:43,379 --> 00:24:44,619 seem to beat him. Me, too. 456 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,171 Funny that, huh, huh. Interesting, mm-hmm. 457 00:24:47,172 --> 00:24:48,999 STEVE: Okay, you guys are being really stupid. 458 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,550 You've said. Oh, you know what? 459 00:24:50,551 --> 00:24:51,517 What? I think I can take you 460 00:24:51,518 --> 00:24:53,670 in a race, ah! Oh, you can't. 461 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,481 I can, I can... What, huh, huh? 462 00:24:54,482 --> 00:24:56,274 [VANESSA SHOUTING HAPPILY] 463 00:24:56,275 --> 00:24:57,585 STEVE: Where are you guys going? 464 00:24:57,586 --> 00:24:58,861 Wait, you guys! 465 00:24:58,862 --> 00:25:00,757 VANESSA: Winner! [LAUGHS] 466 00:25:00,758 --> 00:25:02,378 RICK: Winner, I crossed that line... 467 00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:05,378 [HISSING STATIC DROWNS OUT VOICES] 468 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:08,205 JENNA: Hey, what are you doing up on this floor? 469 00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:09,103 Oh, nothing. 470 00:25:10,620 --> 00:25:13,619 [LAUGHS] You shouldn't have! 471 00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,448 [STATIC HISSING] Uh. 472 00:25:14,449 --> 00:25:17,670 Ooh [LAUGHS]. 473 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,586 I didn't, Jenna. 474 00:25:20,517 --> 00:25:21,826 Nice card. 475 00:25:21,827 --> 00:25:23,999 STEVE: Sorry, Jenna, you missed your chance. 476 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,619 Oh [LAUGHS], in your dreams. 477 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620 Whatever, you'll be back. 478 00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:32,516 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 479 00:25:32,517 --> 00:25:33,344 Wow. 480 00:25:38,206 --> 00:25:41,516 Okay, everybody, this is my Valentine's message 481 00:25:41,517 --> 00:25:45,792 to all of you, and for all the ladies out there, 482 00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:49,344 Jenna included, I'm taken [LAUGHS]. 483 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,275 Happy Valentine's Day. 484 00:25:56,379 --> 00:25:57,793 [STATIC HISSING] Hey, baby. 485 00:25:59,448 --> 00:26:00,379 These are for you. 486 00:26:01,551 --> 00:26:03,965 I love you, I love you. 487 00:26:05,517 --> 00:26:08,206 Okay, all right, let's do this for real. 488 00:26:10,103 --> 00:26:12,000 All right, there, okay. 489 00:26:17,827 --> 00:26:19,412 Excuse me, sir? 490 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:22,895 Sir, did you check in at the console? 491 00:26:22,896 --> 00:26:24,136 Oh. Did you check in with, 492 00:26:24,137 --> 00:26:25,586 sir, hey, sir! 493 00:26:27,517 --> 00:26:28,757 STEVE: [GASPS] Ah [CLEARS THROAT], 494 00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:30,171 I'm a hopeless romantic. 495 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,344 GUARD: Sir, hey, sir! 496 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,378 STEVE: She's gonna be so surprised. 497 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:38,827 Okay, here we go. 498 00:26:40,379 --> 00:26:43,137 [STATIC HISSING] 499 00:26:53,103 --> 00:26:56,136 MAN: Hey, hey, stop right there, stop right... 500 00:26:56,137 --> 00:26:58,136 [STATIC HISSING] 501 00:26:58,137 --> 00:27:01,136 Jeff... [STATIC HISSING] 502 00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:02,861 STEVE: Vanessa. 503 00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:06,862 [STATIC HISSING] Ooh, oh, fuck. 504 00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:11,000 Amor. 505 00:27:12,103 --> 00:27:14,792 [STATIC HISSING] 506 00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:17,670 [FAINT POP MUSIC] 507 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:18,931 VANESSA: Hey, am I doing this right? 508 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:22,102 Is the red light on? 509 00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:26,000 VANESSA: Mm, mm-hmm, come on, smile for me. 510 00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:31,275 What, you don't like it when the camera's on you, huh? 511 00:27:32,896 --> 00:27:34,585 No, it's not that. 512 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,689 VANESSA: Then what? 513 00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:41,240 Nothing, I, uh, it's just been one of those days, babe. 514 00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:43,412 VANESSA: Oh, I'm sorry. 515 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:45,931 Here, this will cheer you up. 516 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,551 But wait, wait, I wanna get this. 517 00:27:55,137 --> 00:27:56,378 Perfect. 518 00:27:56,379 --> 00:27:59,757 Mm. Okay, go on, open it. 519 00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:02,895 Okay. 520 00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:06,448 [LAUGHS] Happy Valentine's Day. 521 00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:09,964 See, he can keep an eye on you when I'm not around. 522 00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:11,240 Thanks, honey. 523 00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:13,344 So are you gonna tell me what was wrong? 524 00:28:16,586 --> 00:28:17,413 Uh [SIGHS]. 525 00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:24,670 Mm, I missed you, too. 526 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,655 [BOTH MOANING] 527 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,205 Is Erin in her room? 528 00:28:30,206 --> 00:28:31,896 No, she's with her dad, Jeff. 529 00:28:35,793 --> 00:28:37,930 Mm, oh [SIGHS]. 530 00:28:37,931 --> 00:28:39,000 You are such a wimp. 531 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:42,724 Vanessa. Yeah. 532 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,724 STEVE: I know you been talking to Jeff. 533 00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:51,241 How do you know that? 534 00:28:51,242 --> 00:28:52,688 [STATIC HISSING] 535 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:53,792 STEVE: Were you trying to hide it from me? 536 00:28:53,793 --> 00:28:54,964 How would you know that? 537 00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,240 Have you been [STATIC HISSING] me? 538 00:28:56,241 --> 00:28:57,585 STEVE: Are you trying to hide it from me? 539 00:28:57,586 --> 00:28:58,792 Just back off. I'm done [STATIC HISSING]. 540 00:28:58,793 --> 00:29:01,102 Oh, hey there [STATIC HISSING]. 541 00:29:01,103 --> 00:29:01,965 Hi. 542 00:29:04,724 --> 00:29:05,827 STEVE: Oh, wow. 543 00:29:09,827 --> 00:29:11,654 Baby, you look sexy. 544 00:29:11,655 --> 00:29:14,550 Yeah, are you feeling better now? 545 00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,827 STEVE: Yeah, I feel a lot better now. 546 00:29:19,655 --> 00:29:24,481 Mm, I think you should put the camera down. 547 00:29:24,482 --> 00:29:26,585 Really? Yeah, really. 548 00:29:26,586 --> 00:29:30,585 STEVE: Why, baby, hmm? 549 00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:32,550 'Cause you need your hands free. 550 00:29:32,551 --> 00:29:34,723 STEVE: [HISSES] I think you're right. 551 00:29:34,724 --> 00:29:36,413 Yeah [LAUGHS]. Yeah [LAUGHS]. 552 00:29:39,482 --> 00:29:42,274 Sh. 553 00:29:42,275 --> 00:29:44,896 [BOTH MOANING] 554 00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:57,309 [VANESSA GASPS] [STATIC HISSING] 555 00:29:57,310 --> 00:30:00,330 [STATIC DROWNS OUT MUFFLED VOICES] 556 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,861 Asshole! Oh, I'm a fucking asshole? 557 00:30:01,862 --> 00:30:04,102 Yeah, you're a fucking asshole. 558 00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:05,343 How would you know that? 559 00:30:05,344 --> 00:30:07,481 That's none of your business. 560 00:30:07,482 --> 00:30:08,654 STEVE: No, it is my business. 561 00:30:08,655 --> 00:30:10,619 You're my girlfriend, right? 562 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:11,861 What are you doing, fucking him? 563 00:30:11,862 --> 00:30:14,619 He's the father of my child, 564 00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:16,136 and that is none of your business. 565 00:30:16,137 --> 00:30:18,343 I have to talk to him. 566 00:30:18,344 --> 00:30:20,688 How do you know that? 567 00:30:20,689 --> 00:30:23,102 Fuck you, you've been following me, fuck you! 568 00:30:23,103 --> 00:30:24,309 STEVE: No, you know what, fuck you! 569 00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:25,999 I needed to know and now I know. 570 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,412 You don't need to know shit. 571 00:30:27,413 --> 00:30:28,861 I'm my own person. 572 00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:32,103 Oh, you know what, just go, just fucking go. 573 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,680 My relationship with Vanessa is over. 574 00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:39,680 It's dead [LAUGHS DRILY]. 575 00:30:41,586 --> 00:30:45,792 You know, I read somewhere that the death of something 576 00:30:45,793 --> 00:30:47,620 is the rebirth of something else. 577 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,340 You think that's true? 578 00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:56,310 [LAUGHS] I don't know whether to believe that or not. 579 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,965 I don't really care. 580 00:31:04,448 --> 00:31:09,413 [SIGHS] And to be honest, I'm afraid of death. 581 00:31:12,241 --> 00:31:14,172 It might seem kinda weird, but [SIGHS], 582 00:31:20,931 --> 00:31:25,447 you know, people say that everything comes from your soul. 583 00:31:25,448 --> 00:31:26,275 What soul? 584 00:31:28,172 --> 00:31:30,172 You live, you die. 585 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,340 What else is there? 586 00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:43,965 And I remember when I was a little kid I broke my hand. 587 00:31:45,517 --> 00:31:48,000 I went to the doctor's office and saw the x-ray. 588 00:31:51,896 --> 00:31:54,340 And I saw my bones, just bones, 589 00:31:59,827 --> 00:32:01,517 as if from that point on, I just, 590 00:32:05,206 --> 00:32:08,413 I realized how fragile 591 00:32:10,758 --> 00:32:15,758 life is and how anyone can die at any moment. 592 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,586 It's the scariest thing in the world. 593 00:32:22,413 --> 00:32:23,758 You can't control it. 594 00:32:24,793 --> 00:32:26,172 No one can control it. 595 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:31,689 And I'm scared. 596 00:32:35,586 --> 00:32:39,171 I'm truly scared and I don't know, I don't know 597 00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:42,896 what to do about that, 'cause I have no control over it. 598 00:32:47,793 --> 00:32:52,655 At least I'm scared [LAUGHS], at least I feel something. 599 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,654 [FAINT ROCK MUSIC] [PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING] 600 00:32:57,655 --> 00:33:00,670 ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is available to answer this call. 601 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,309 Please leave a message. 602 00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:04,861 [CROWD CHATTERING] 603 00:33:04,862 --> 00:33:06,620 VANESSA: Hi, Jeff. 604 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,758 [PHONE RINGING] 605 00:33:19,103 --> 00:33:21,999 STEVE: Vanessa, listen, I know you're there. 606 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,103 I can see you. 607 00:33:24,517 --> 00:33:27,723 [HARD ROCK MUSIC] 608 00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:29,206 RICK: There he is. 609 00:33:30,620 --> 00:33:33,000 All right, it's on. 610 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,343 Rick, turn it off. 611 00:33:35,344 --> 00:33:39,670 RICK: No, no, camera stays on, my friend. 612 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,344 You know the rules. 613 00:33:41,931 --> 00:33:43,102 Can't you just hide it again? 614 00:33:43,103 --> 00:33:46,205 No [LAUGHS], you would see that coming 615 00:33:46,206 --> 00:33:47,340 and use that. 616 00:33:49,275 --> 00:33:51,680 We're good, how ya doing? 617 00:33:52,344 --> 00:33:54,205 I'd be better if you left me the hell alone. 618 00:33:54,206 --> 00:33:59,136 Wow, that's some real live emotion there, folks, unedited 619 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:03,585 on today's show, the Broken Hearts Club with Steve. 620 00:34:03,586 --> 00:34:07,550 So tell us, your girlfriend's ex is back in the picture 621 00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:10,723 and your jealousy screwed it up, right? 622 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,586 No. Yes. 623 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:16,793 This from the guy who can't gracefully lose at Monopoly. 624 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,965 Come on, dude, it's me. 625 00:34:20,931 --> 00:34:24,344 No, listen, she screwed it up. 626 00:34:25,551 --> 00:34:27,723 Okay, all right, then. 627 00:34:27,724 --> 00:34:30,550 Well, you know how we're gonna get over that one? 628 00:34:30,551 --> 00:34:31,861 No, but I bet you'll tell me. 629 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:32,827 Oh, but I will. 630 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,723 You gotta get back on that horse, man. 631 00:34:35,724 --> 00:34:37,447 You gotta go fuck somebody else. 632 00:34:37,448 --> 00:34:39,136 [STEVE LAUGHS] I'm serious. 633 00:34:39,137 --> 00:34:40,340 Yeah, like who? 634 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,655 Eh, I hear Jenna's available. 635 00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:45,412 Oh, here. 636 00:34:45,413 --> 00:34:47,378 That's funny, great plan. 637 00:34:47,379 --> 00:34:48,965 Or Barton. 638 00:34:50,448 --> 00:34:51,757 Who's Barton? 639 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,274 Girl we met in the park. 640 00:34:53,275 --> 00:34:55,412 Oh, no, the girl I met in the park. 641 00:34:55,413 --> 00:34:58,136 You were too slow doing your shy thing. 642 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,619 Whatever, dude. 'Cause that works. 643 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:03,895 Seriously, seriously, as I see it, you have two options. 644 00:35:03,896 --> 00:35:05,895 One, the park. 645 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,654 For what little I know about Barton, she likes to jog. 646 00:35:08,655 --> 00:35:11,447 She is sexy as all hell, and dare I say it, 647 00:35:11,448 --> 00:35:15,930 she's actually nice, which means you got a shot, 648 00:35:15,931 --> 00:35:17,826 which you better take really fast, 649 00:35:17,827 --> 00:35:19,688 because I will run out and tap that ass. 650 00:35:19,689 --> 00:35:21,793 This is my one offer, take it or leave it. 651 00:35:23,103 --> 00:35:23,931 Or? 652 00:35:25,551 --> 00:35:30,551 Or you track down this ex-husband 653 00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:34,102 and you wait 'til you got him alone, 654 00:35:34,103 --> 00:35:36,586 then you bash his head in with a fuckin' crowbar. 655 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,516 [STEVE SIGHS] 656 00:35:40,517 --> 00:35:44,310 That's just option two, and I was kidding 657 00:35:45,965 --> 00:35:47,965 should the authorities ever get this tape. 658 00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:51,654 [STATIC HISSING] 659 00:35:51,655 --> 00:35:53,136 [PHONE KEYPAD BEEPING] 660 00:35:53,137 --> 00:35:55,585 ROBOTIC VOICE: No one is available to answer this call. 661 00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:57,723 Please leave a message. 662 00:35:57,724 --> 00:36:00,930 Vanessa, listen, I know you're there. 663 00:36:00,931 --> 00:36:02,000 I can see you. 664 00:36:03,275 --> 00:36:05,379 This is the third message I've left today. 665 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,826 Ah, you're such a fucking bitch, you know? 666 00:36:08,827 --> 00:36:10,340 I know you're seeing him. 667 00:36:11,482 --> 00:36:13,896 I know you're seeing him, how dare you do that to me! 668 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,827 Steven, my office. 669 00:36:22,862 --> 00:36:23,999 Fuck. 670 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,861 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 671 00:36:27,862 --> 00:36:28,689 Best of luck. 672 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,517 Thanks. 673 00:36:37,172 --> 00:36:39,585 Oh, big fucking joke, huh? 674 00:36:39,586 --> 00:36:42,330 I just got fired, you happy? 675 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:44,999 Dude, Rick, come on. 676 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,412 RICK: Come on, wait, look. 677 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:48,481 I bet right now is the best time to ask Jenna out. 678 00:36:48,482 --> 00:36:51,309 There's no way she'd turn you down right now. 679 00:36:51,310 --> 00:36:54,379 [JENNA LAUGHS DRILY] 680 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,309 Fuck all you guys. 681 00:36:58,310 --> 00:36:59,931 You can keep the goddamn camera. 682 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,136 I'm done with this. [HARD ROCK MUSIC] 683 00:37:08,137 --> 00:37:11,241 I'm done, I'm not posting any more blogs. 684 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,103 And to you, Vanessa? 685 00:37:17,206 --> 00:37:20,586 Fuck you, fuck you, too, Jeff. 686 00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:07,585 ♪ So rise 687 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,688 ♪ To dare see the rage inside you ♪ 688 00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,670 [ENGINE RUMBLES] 689 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,000 What, dude, what the? 690 00:38:18,862 --> 00:38:23,862 [TIRES SQUEALING] [ENGINE ROARING] 691 00:38:24,448 --> 00:38:26,724 [GLASS CLATTERS] 692 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:30,964 [STATIC HISSING] 693 00:38:30,965 --> 00:38:33,481 [TIRES SQUEALING] [STATIC HISSING] 694 00:38:33,482 --> 00:38:36,412 [ENGINE HUMMING] 695 00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:39,171 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 696 00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:42,274 So you're gonna show it to our grandkids or something? 697 00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:44,171 [STEVE AND VANESSA LAUGHING] 698 00:38:44,172 --> 00:38:46,965 [STATIC HISSING] 699 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Hey, hey, stop right there, stop right [GASPS]. 700 00:38:58,551 --> 00:39:01,102 [STATIC HISSING] Look... 701 00:39:01,103 --> 00:39:04,000 [GUNSHOTS BOOMING] 702 00:39:08,551 --> 00:39:10,793 [COUGHING] 703 00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,688 [STATIC HISSING] 704 00:39:22,689 --> 00:39:25,931 [FAINT VOICES ECHOING] 705 00:39:28,758 --> 00:39:31,413 [DOG SNUFFLING] 706 00:40:00,896 --> 00:40:04,619 [POLICE DISPATCHER SPEAKING FAINTLY] 707 00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:09,620 [CAR DOOR THUDS] [ENGINE RUMBLES] 708 00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:22,102 Oh, shit! Caught you. 709 00:40:22,103 --> 00:40:23,999 Mother... You son of a bitch. 710 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,895 I caught you. Get the fuck off, 711 00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:27,757 you shit. [BOTH GRUNTING] 712 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:30,205 RICK: God, God, shit. 713 00:40:30,206 --> 00:40:33,792 Steve, Steve, Jesus, man, relax! 714 00:40:33,793 --> 00:40:34,861 What the fuck is wrong with you? 715 00:40:34,862 --> 00:40:36,137 RICK: Dude, dude. [LAUGHS] 716 00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:41,516 STEVE: Damn it, I got a hurt shoulder. [SIGHS] 717 00:40:41,517 --> 00:40:42,310 You okay? 718 00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:44,724 No, I'm not okay. 719 00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,136 I have a hurt shoulder and you made it worse. 720 00:40:48,137 --> 00:40:50,309 Sorry. The fuck got into you, man? 721 00:40:50,310 --> 00:40:53,550 Dude, I was fucking around, man. 722 00:40:53,551 --> 00:40:55,136 Little advice, next time you walk into a room, 723 00:40:55,137 --> 00:40:56,724 make sure you look around first. 724 00:40:58,340 --> 00:40:59,343 Man, you look like shit. 725 00:40:59,344 --> 00:41:01,861 Yeah, so do you. 726 00:41:01,862 --> 00:41:03,654 Really, what happened to you? 727 00:41:03,655 --> 00:41:05,585 I fell, you? 728 00:41:05,586 --> 00:41:06,413 I fell. 729 00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,896 Okay. Okay. 730 00:41:11,241 --> 00:41:12,241 Tell me something. 731 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,102 When you fell, you have a camera on you? 732 00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,792 Give me my fucking camera [STATIC HISSING]. 733 00:41:19,793 --> 00:41:22,964 RICK: You always have the camera on you, right? 734 00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:24,516 Always have the camera. 735 00:41:24,517 --> 00:41:25,999 STEVE: Get the fuck out of my way. 736 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,310 What's on the tape, man? 737 00:41:30,206 --> 00:41:31,964 Oh, wow. 738 00:41:31,965 --> 00:41:33,688 [COWORKERS LAUGHING] 739 00:41:33,689 --> 00:41:35,655 [LAUGHS] That's cute. 740 00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:38,586 Jenna, come here and check this out. 741 00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:42,895 Here she come. Come here, mm! 742 00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:44,619 [BOTH LAUGHING] I wanna show... 743 00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,964 [STATIC HISSING] over here. 744 00:41:46,965 --> 00:41:49,586 [CLAPS] This is the best, this is absolutely classic. 745 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,330 [LAUGHS] Oh! 746 00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:58,378 You remember that? [LAUGHS] 747 00:41:58,379 --> 00:41:59,275 What are you guys watching? 748 00:41:59,276 --> 00:42:00,516 That was awesome. 749 00:42:00,517 --> 00:42:01,826 [STATIC HISSING] 750 00:42:01,827 --> 00:42:04,275 It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. 751 00:42:05,655 --> 00:42:08,516 Watch your back, I'm smarter than you think, Rick. 752 00:42:08,517 --> 00:42:10,826 I'm smarter than you think, Rick. 753 00:42:10,827 --> 00:42:14,689 Oh, whatever, come on, it's a joke, it's a joke! 754 00:42:15,689 --> 00:42:18,274 Grow up, oh, come on. 755 00:42:18,275 --> 00:42:20,481 Okay, check this part out [LAUGHS]... 756 00:42:20,482 --> 00:42:21,688 Just feel like I'm 757 00:42:21,689 --> 00:42:22,482 the outsider. Make sure you're 758 00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:23,379 getting this, Brenda. 759 00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:24,412 Ah, yep, yep. Oh, wow. 760 00:42:24,413 --> 00:42:26,171 Uh-huh. Getting it. 761 00:42:26,172 --> 00:42:28,792 Rick, this is great. That's so cruel, man. 762 00:42:28,793 --> 00:42:31,670 I mean, he was fired because of crap like this. 763 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,930 Yeah, hey, I am about to make him an internet star. 764 00:42:34,931 --> 00:42:37,481 You can't put a price on that. 765 00:42:37,482 --> 00:42:38,826 Man, this has got... [STATIC HISSING] 766 00:42:38,827 --> 00:42:40,999 [DISTORTED VOICES WARBLING] Yeah! [LAUGHS] 767 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,412 Man, how can you do this to Steve, man? 768 00:42:43,413 --> 00:42:45,964 He's your friend and your roommate. 769 00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,964 I mean [LAUGHS], you invited him into your place. 770 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:50,344 He pays you rent and you treat him like shit. 771 00:42:51,793 --> 00:42:53,482 He made the choice. 772 00:42:54,965 --> 00:42:58,274 I, I mean, eh, Steve is not my first roommate 773 00:42:58,275 --> 00:43:01,412 and he won't be my last, but I am the best friend 774 00:43:01,413 --> 00:43:05,792 that Steve will ever have, and deep down, he knows that. 775 00:43:05,793 --> 00:43:06,999 He doesn't have anybody else. 776 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,379 His girlfriend doesn't love him, he's lost. 777 00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:12,654 And what's the saying, you keep your friends close 778 00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:14,206 and your enemies closer, right? 779 00:43:15,793 --> 00:43:18,688 I mean, he's, uh, you take a girl like Jenna, right? 780 00:43:18,689 --> 00:43:19,964 Now Jenna falls in love with you, 781 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:21,723 and I mean really in love with you, 782 00:43:21,724 --> 00:43:24,550 then she will do almost anything you ask, no matter what, 783 00:43:24,551 --> 00:43:27,344 which, pretty fucking wild. 784 00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:31,757 Ah, you just have to give her a reason, real or not, 785 00:43:31,758 --> 00:43:34,205 and how you handle that power is up to you. 786 00:43:34,206 --> 00:43:37,688 But if you don't handle it well, 787 00:43:37,689 --> 00:43:40,931 then bad things happen. 788 00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:46,000 And bad things happened to Steve? 789 00:43:48,275 --> 00:43:50,999 You don't know the half of it. 790 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,999 ♪ Angel severing the love, the ties ♪ 791 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,171 ♪ Severing the vision 792 00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:58,240 [HISSING] 793 00:43:58,241 --> 00:44:01,330 [LAUGHS] ♪ This way 794 00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:03,758 Hello, hello out there. 795 00:44:04,931 --> 00:44:07,999 I guess by now you know my choice, hmm? 796 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:12,205 The question is this, when did I film this? 797 00:44:12,206 --> 00:44:14,757 Oh, oh, is it the future? 798 00:44:14,758 --> 00:44:17,964 Ooh! ♪ Together we rise 799 00:44:17,965 --> 00:44:19,862 Gah, ha, look at you. 800 00:44:21,103 --> 00:44:22,206 Don't fuck with me. 801 00:44:24,482 --> 00:44:27,482 [HUMMING DRUM SOLO] 802 00:44:31,827 --> 00:44:33,826 You know the chick that lives next door, 803 00:44:33,827 --> 00:44:36,620 the kids, corn-fed sex bags? 804 00:44:37,655 --> 00:44:38,620 I'd do her anyway. 805 00:44:38,621 --> 00:44:39,930 ♪ Something too deep 806 00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:42,330 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 807 00:44:42,340 --> 00:44:45,516 Sheila, ah! [LAUGHS] 808 00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:47,999 ♪ Severing it just won't go 809 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,619 ♪ Still in a land you know they're still ♪ 810 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,103 It's just a letter opener. 811 00:44:53,344 --> 00:44:56,655 It really couldn't hurt anyone. [SNICKERS] 812 00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:02,724 Hey, baby. 813 00:45:04,413 --> 00:45:09,172 Uh-oh, looks like someone had a little too much to drink. 814 00:45:11,896 --> 00:45:16,680 Baby, baby, wake up. 815 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:18,379 Baby, wake up. 816 00:45:19,551 --> 00:45:24,205 Baby, babe, babe, what the, what'd you do? 817 00:45:24,206 --> 00:45:25,447 What did you do? 818 00:45:25,448 --> 00:45:28,344 Honey, honey, how many did you take, huh? 819 00:45:29,482 --> 00:45:32,413 Baby, wake up, wake up, wake up! 820 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:37,517 Help, oh, shit. 821 00:45:38,827 --> 00:45:42,330 [BREATH HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 822 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:42,896 [STATIC HISSING] 823 00:45:42,897 --> 00:45:47,896 Fuck! [STATIC HISSING] 824 00:45:49,586 --> 00:45:52,205 Breathe, come back, come back to me, babe. 825 00:45:52,206 --> 00:45:54,172 Come back to me, come back to me, breathe, babe, come. 826 00:45:55,724 --> 00:45:57,309 [STATIC HISSING] Oh, detective. 827 00:45:57,310 --> 00:45:59,330 She didn't try to commit suicide. 828 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,757 She would never leave Erin. 829 00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:03,309 I was trying to save her, I was doing CPR. 830 00:46:03,310 --> 00:46:04,619 Save her, of course! 831 00:46:04,620 --> 00:46:07,379 That's why you picked up the phone right away. 832 00:46:08,655 --> 00:46:11,999 What were you really doing then? 833 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,550 RICK: Hey, hey, you can't talk to him like that. 834 00:46:14,551 --> 00:46:16,102 Yes, we can, who are you? 835 00:46:16,103 --> 00:46:18,550 RICK: Uh, that doesn't matter, and this is harassment. 836 00:46:18,551 --> 00:46:20,792 Now if you got something, you charge him. 837 00:46:20,793 --> 00:46:22,171 Arrest him right now. 838 00:46:22,172 --> 00:46:23,103 Rick, no, this is not... 839 00:46:23,104 --> 00:46:24,654 Turn the camera off, sir. 840 00:46:24,655 --> 00:46:26,205 RICK: Uh, no, camera stays on, thank you very much. 841 00:46:26,206 --> 00:46:27,654 You remember Rodney King? 842 00:46:27,655 --> 00:46:31,793 Yeah, now if there's nothing further, get out. 843 00:46:33,689 --> 00:46:35,481 [THOMPSON SCOFFS] 844 00:46:35,482 --> 00:46:37,757 Oh, you're fucking her. Rick! 845 00:46:37,758 --> 00:46:38,826 RICK: Shut up, I'm helping. 846 00:46:38,827 --> 00:46:40,670 No, sir, you are not. Goddammit. 847 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:41,516 And I suggest you shut up right now 848 00:46:41,517 --> 00:46:43,171 before you say anything else you might regret. 849 00:46:43,172 --> 00:46:44,378 RICK: Tell me something, your boss know 850 00:46:44,379 --> 00:46:46,999 you're fucking your partner, huh? 851 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,723 Great, we're screwed, Rick. 852 00:46:48,724 --> 00:46:50,447 Sir, if I was you, I would watch your mouth. 853 00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:51,688 RICK: Yeah, or what? 854 00:46:51,689 --> 00:46:52,620 I got a camera, what are you gonna do? 855 00:46:52,620 --> 00:46:53,551 Oh, you wanna find out? 856 00:46:53,552 --> 00:46:54,861 RICK: Yeah, [LAUGHS] really? 857 00:46:54,862 --> 00:46:58,136 Oh, really? Ben, let's just calm down. 858 00:46:58,137 --> 00:46:59,551 We're leaving now, okay? 859 00:47:01,827 --> 00:47:03,896 RICK: Hey, listen to your partner, big boy. 860 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,654 We'll be back to see you. 861 00:47:06,655 --> 00:47:08,757 And sir, whoever you are, I'd be careful 862 00:47:08,758 --> 00:47:10,330 who you show that tape to. 863 00:47:10,340 --> 00:47:12,516 RICK: Yeah, or what, you'll shoot me? 864 00:47:12,517 --> 00:47:15,274 Man, I gotta be... What an asshole. 865 00:47:15,275 --> 00:47:17,689 Fucking cops! 866 00:47:18,655 --> 00:47:19,482 Oh [LAUGHS]. 867 00:47:21,340 --> 00:47:22,309 What the fuck was that, Rick? 868 00:47:22,310 --> 00:47:24,999 RICK: That was me protecting you. 869 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,205 When they push, you push back. 870 00:47:28,206 --> 00:47:30,309 Now they're gonna try to pin this Jeff shit on you, 871 00:47:30,310 --> 00:47:31,826 and if you're not fucking careful, 872 00:47:31,827 --> 00:47:33,895 you're gonna take the fall for it. 873 00:47:33,896 --> 00:47:35,171 What I did is just caught them 874 00:47:35,172 --> 00:47:36,757 threatening you on camera. 875 00:47:36,758 --> 00:47:38,412 Upload that, post it on your Facebook 876 00:47:38,413 --> 00:47:39,861 and Myspace pages... No, no, no, no, no. 877 00:47:39,862 --> 00:47:41,481 RICK: And they are fucked. 878 00:47:41,482 --> 00:47:42,723 STEVE: Are you crazy? 879 00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:44,516 No. Listen, I got some things 880 00:47:44,517 --> 00:47:46,274 I need to work out first, okay? 881 00:47:46,275 --> 00:47:49,689 [SIGHS] All right, well, you work your things out. 882 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,103 I don't wanna be here when they come back. 883 00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:56,482 We're going out. What? 884 00:47:57,448 --> 00:47:58,930 Whoo! Whoo! 885 00:47:58,931 --> 00:48:00,861 [CROWD APPLAUDING] [FAINT DANCE MUSIC] 886 00:48:00,862 --> 00:48:02,999 Show me something, show me. 887 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,102 I got it, two points, three points 888 00:48:05,103 --> 00:48:09,205 from the NBA line, oh, my God! [CLAPS] 889 00:48:09,206 --> 00:48:10,688 Mm, I love you. 890 00:48:10,689 --> 00:48:13,330 I'm, I'm Rick, hi. 891 00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:16,172 Yes, Steve, oh, my God! 892 00:48:19,689 --> 00:48:20,930 [LAUGHING] 893 00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:23,586 Catch her, dude, she's gonna break herself. 894 00:48:24,620 --> 00:48:26,757 Shots on Steve, shot time! 895 00:48:26,758 --> 00:48:28,330 No, no. 896 00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:29,274 ♪ My bitch is badass 897 00:48:29,275 --> 00:48:30,999 RICK: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 898 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,102 No, no, no, I paid for, like, 899 00:48:32,103 --> 00:48:33,136 two songs. No, she's fine. 900 00:48:33,137 --> 00:48:34,688 You're fine. What? 901 00:48:34,689 --> 00:48:36,723 Dude, what is your problem? 902 00:48:36,724 --> 00:48:37,999 What is your fucking problem? 903 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,412 Dude, is this your idea of a good time? 904 00:48:39,413 --> 00:48:40,930 RICK: Yes, actually, it is. 905 00:48:40,931 --> 00:48:43,585 This is most guys' idea of a good time. 906 00:48:43,586 --> 00:48:45,516 More booze, bitches. 907 00:48:45,517 --> 00:48:47,999 Here, yours. 908 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,447 ♪ And even on the speed 909 00:48:51,448 --> 00:48:53,344 Seriously, can you bring us two more? 910 00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:55,517 Oh, my God. 911 00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,757 Is there something you wanna tell me? 912 00:48:59,758 --> 00:49:00,724 What do you mean? 913 00:49:02,137 --> 00:49:06,931 [LAUGHS] I mean you are the fucking angel of death, man. 914 00:49:08,103 --> 00:49:09,413 Bodies piling up all around you [LAUGHS]. 915 00:49:11,344 --> 00:49:13,240 I mean, so far, nothing's been pinned on you. 916 00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:15,999 They've got two dead bodies and a stolen car 917 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,412 and that's all coincidence, but fucking It's 918 00:49:19,413 --> 00:49:20,999 don't matter anymore, man, you know that. 919 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,310 The cops were at our door. 920 00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:24,792 They're looking for somebody to take 921 00:49:24,793 --> 00:49:29,447 the ultimate fall on this, so don't fuck up! 922 00:49:29,448 --> 00:49:31,826 I haven't fucked up, I'm innocent! 923 00:49:31,827 --> 00:49:33,136 Yeah, you should be acting that way. 924 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,619 If I were you, I would use the internet 925 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:37,930 to my fucking advantage to protect myself. 926 00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:40,136 Talk about being remembered. 927 00:49:40,137 --> 00:49:42,205 Fuck that. Thank you. 928 00:49:42,206 --> 00:49:44,688 Look, dude, I know you're pissed off 929 00:49:44,689 --> 00:49:47,792 about Vanessa, but fuck her, okay? 930 00:49:47,793 --> 00:49:49,723 Vanessa made the wrong choice. 931 00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:51,930 Yeah, she did, she fucking did. 932 00:49:51,931 --> 00:49:54,965 Now here's why I brought you here. 933 00:49:56,103 --> 00:49:58,448 Live a little, look [LAUGHS] at that! 934 00:49:59,896 --> 00:50:02,412 Isis, will you marry me? 935 00:50:02,413 --> 00:50:04,378 Hey! Let's go, what? 936 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:05,619 There's no filming. What? 937 00:50:05,620 --> 00:50:07,670 Shit, get the fuck outta here. 938 00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:08,000 Get outta here. Whoo! 939 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,136 Go, go! [METAL THUDDING] 940 00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:12,723 Go, go, go, go. [STATIC HISSING] fucker! 941 00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:14,205 Holy shit. [LAUGHS] You fucking... 942 00:50:14,206 --> 00:50:16,343 RICK: Hey, dude, here, motherfucker. 943 00:50:16,344 --> 00:50:17,861 Take it. Oh [LAUGHS]. 944 00:50:17,862 --> 00:50:19,343 [STATIC HISSING] Oh, shit. What are you gonna do? 945 00:50:19,344 --> 00:50:21,102 What are you gonna do, huh? Dude, you fucking creep. 946 00:50:21,103 --> 00:50:22,826 Oh, oh, no... Dude, dude, dude. 947 00:50:22,827 --> 00:50:25,670 [STATIC HISSING] Oh, no, dude. 948 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,550 Yeah, fuck you. Oh [LAUGHS]. 949 00:50:26,551 --> 00:50:28,330 Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. 950 00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:29,274 We don't take your shit. Fuck your money, pal. 951 00:50:29,275 --> 00:50:30,000 Fuck you. Pick it up, your money, pal. 952 00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:33,826 Pick it [STATIC HISSING] up, I can't believe 953 00:50:33,827 --> 00:50:36,000 you threw your fucking camera, dude. 954 00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,240 What is wrong with [STATIC HISSING]. 955 00:50:38,241 --> 00:50:39,861 You're a fucking maniac. 956 00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,102 I'm a fucking maniac? 957 00:50:41,103 --> 00:50:43,240 RICK: Steve is a maniac, goddammit. 958 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:44,895 I never fucking... Steve is a maniac, 959 00:50:44,896 --> 00:50:46,274 goddammit. Fucking [STATIC HISSING]... 960 00:50:46,275 --> 00:50:48,670 RICK: Who's a killer, who's a killer? 961 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,895 [STEVE HOOTING] You want some of this? 962 00:50:49,896 --> 00:50:51,102 Who's a killer? You're a killer. 963 00:50:51,103 --> 00:50:52,378 What, what, what? You want some of this? 964 00:50:52,379 --> 00:50:54,619 [STEVE HUMMING] Holy shit [LAUGHS]. 965 00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:56,205 Oh, my God, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 966 00:50:56,206 --> 00:50:58,757 No, no stopping traffic. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 967 00:50:58,758 --> 00:51:00,861 [RICK LAUGHS] Sorry [LAUGHS]. 968 00:51:00,862 --> 00:51:02,654 RICK: Ooh, oh, my God, 969 00:51:02,655 --> 00:51:04,136 I can't believe you just fucking did... 970 00:51:04,137 --> 00:51:07,792 I can't believe I, I don't even fucking feel like myself. 971 00:51:07,793 --> 00:51:09,171 I don't even fucking 972 00:51:09,172 --> 00:51:11,171 feel like myself. This is yourself, dude. 973 00:51:11,172 --> 00:51:13,861 This isn't you mopey fucking bullshit. 974 00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:15,412 I'm a fucking animal. This is you. 975 00:51:15,413 --> 00:51:16,550 [STEVE LAUGHS] And this is how 976 00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:17,964 an innocent man should act. 977 00:51:17,965 --> 00:51:19,447 I fucking love you, man. Bitches. 978 00:51:19,448 --> 00:51:20,481 Let's go home, let's go home 979 00:51:20,482 --> 00:51:21,448 and fucking... Fuck ho... 980 00:51:21,449 --> 00:51:23,102 [STATIC HISSING] 981 00:51:23,103 --> 00:51:26,136 [BARTON GASPING] 982 00:51:26,137 --> 00:51:28,378 STEVE: Hey, Barton. 983 00:51:28,379 --> 00:51:30,000 [LAUGHS] You must be Steve. 984 00:51:31,655 --> 00:51:35,340 STEVE: Yeah, don't worry, I'm a little disappointed, too. 985 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:38,670 Rick told me you'd be shorter. 986 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,826 [BARTON LAUGHS DRILY] 987 00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:42,205 Oh, no, that was just a joke. 988 00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:44,137 You always walk around with a camera? 989 00:51:45,517 --> 00:51:49,688 STEVE: Only to document beautiful things. 990 00:51:49,689 --> 00:51:53,330 [LAUGHS] Is that your pick-up line? 991 00:51:53,340 --> 00:51:53,862 STEVE: Yeah. 992 00:51:55,551 --> 00:51:56,551 Didn't work. Uh! 993 00:51:57,758 --> 00:51:59,448 Why don't you try calling me next time? 994 00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:02,412 STEVEN: Next time? 995 00:52:02,413 --> 00:52:07,413 [BARTON LAUGHS] [BIRDS CHIRPING] 996 00:52:08,275 --> 00:52:10,481 You bring girls up here a lot? 997 00:52:10,482 --> 00:52:12,826 STEVE: Only the ones I find jogging in the park. 998 00:52:12,827 --> 00:52:15,309 [LAUGHS] Like me? 999 00:52:15,310 --> 00:52:17,723 STEVE: Yeah, like you. 1000 00:52:17,724 --> 00:52:18,655 [LAUGHS] Come on. 1001 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:21,171 STEVE: Whoa, where you going? 1002 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,000 Come on! 1003 00:52:24,862 --> 00:52:25,758 STEVE: Hold up. 1004 00:52:30,344 --> 00:52:34,931 So why didn't it work out with you and Rick? 1005 00:52:36,206 --> 00:52:41,206 [LAUGHS] Rick is not the relationship type. 1006 00:52:43,310 --> 00:52:45,275 Told me a few things about you, though. 1007 00:52:46,241 --> 00:52:48,172 STEVE: Really, like what? 1008 00:52:49,724 --> 00:52:51,551 That's not for me to say just yet. 1009 00:52:54,689 --> 00:52:56,861 STEVE: You know, Rick thinks he knows me. 1010 00:52:56,862 --> 00:52:57,655 He doesn't. 1011 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,240 Hmm, that's too bad. 1012 00:53:01,241 --> 00:53:02,482 My friends know me. 1013 00:53:05,172 --> 00:53:06,757 Come on, give me that. Whoa, whoa, no, no. 1014 00:53:06,758 --> 00:53:07,964 We're gonna check out this cave. 1015 00:53:07,965 --> 00:53:09,412 Come on [LAUGHS]. No, no, no. 1016 00:53:09,413 --> 00:53:10,930 BARTON: Come on, what, you don't wanna be on camera? 1017 00:53:10,931 --> 00:53:12,309 No [LAUGHS], do you even know 1018 00:53:12,310 --> 00:53:13,895 how to operate one of those things? 1019 00:53:13,896 --> 00:53:17,585 BARTON: Oh, [LAUGHS] what, like I'm some kind of idiot? 1020 00:53:17,586 --> 00:53:20,861 What, smile! [LAUGHS] 1021 00:53:20,862 --> 00:53:23,585 Come on, tell me something about yourself. 1022 00:53:23,586 --> 00:53:25,330 Like what? 1023 00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:27,379 BARTON: I don't know, tell me something, anything. 1024 00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:33,931 Well, my last girlfriend tried to commit suicide 1025 00:53:35,827 --> 00:53:37,102 because the person that she was cheating 1026 00:53:37,103 --> 00:53:38,310 on me with got murdered. 1027 00:53:41,931 --> 00:53:43,516 BARTON: Are you serious? 1028 00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:46,551 Yeah, kinda fucks with your head, you know? 1029 00:53:48,724 --> 00:53:50,102 [STATIC HISSING] 1030 00:53:50,103 --> 00:53:52,999 Police still haven't [STATIC HISSING] the killer. 1031 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,000 He's still out there. 1032 00:53:58,793 --> 00:54:00,309 It's too bad there wasn't a camera around 1033 00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:01,724 when he needed one, right? 1034 00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:09,689 [LAUGHS] 1035 00:54:11,379 --> 00:54:12,620 Steve, I wanna go home. 1036 00:54:14,896 --> 00:54:16,275 I'm gonna go to the car now. 1037 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,585 [STATIC HISSING] [WOMAN GASPING] 1038 00:54:44,586 --> 00:54:46,895 [STATIC DROWNS OUT WOMAN'S VOICE] 1039 00:54:46,896 --> 00:54:48,310 I need to show you something. 1040 00:54:51,448 --> 00:54:55,102 I think you're the only person that I can trust with this. 1041 00:54:55,103 --> 00:54:56,930 You're scaring me. 1042 00:54:56,931 --> 00:54:58,585 What's going on? 1043 00:54:58,586 --> 00:54:59,482 Sit down. 1044 00:55:00,655 --> 00:55:02,172 I haven't shown this to anyone. 1045 00:55:05,586 --> 00:55:09,413 I found this on Steve's footage. 1046 00:55:10,517 --> 00:55:15,517 [STATIC HISSING] [WOMAN GASPING] 1047 00:55:16,793 --> 00:55:19,999 Do you remember Steve's ex-girlfriend Kris? 1048 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:20,896 [STATIC HISSING DROWNS OUT WOMAN'S VOICE] 1049 00:55:20,897 --> 00:55:23,896 [TRAFFIC WHOOSHING] 1050 00:55:49,241 --> 00:55:54,241 [DISPATCHER SPEAKING FAINTLY] [STATIC HISSING] 1051 00:55:59,793 --> 00:56:01,379 Come here. Okay. 1052 00:56:06,241 --> 00:56:07,680 Mm. 1053 00:56:08,689 --> 00:56:11,344 [BARTON LAUGHS] 1054 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,930 [CAMERA THUDS] [STATIC HISSING] 1055 00:56:20,931 --> 00:56:23,343 Mm [LAUGHS]. Mm. 1056 00:56:23,344 --> 00:56:26,343 Okay, so I met this new girl, Barton. 1057 00:56:26,344 --> 00:56:29,136 Oh, she is amazing. 1058 00:56:29,137 --> 00:56:31,448 I [SIGHS], I like her so much. 1059 00:56:32,896 --> 00:56:36,102 Yeah, I mean, it's really funny, though, you know, 1060 00:56:36,103 --> 00:56:39,619 'cause you start to think about, 1061 00:56:39,620 --> 00:56:41,240 you know, dating someone new 1062 00:56:41,241 --> 00:56:44,102 and how it's really great and you just have 1063 00:56:44,103 --> 00:56:49,103 these amazing feelings and, and then you start to think, 1064 00:56:50,448 --> 00:56:53,309 is it really great? [LAUGHS] 1065 00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:56,447 I mean, am I just, am I just delusional, 1066 00:56:56,448 --> 00:57:00,757 because I could swear that I felt 1067 00:57:00,758 --> 00:57:02,619 the same way with Vanessa. 1068 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,103 I mean, I felt so good [LAUGHS], 1069 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:08,862 and the thanks I got from her 1070 00:57:10,103 --> 00:57:12,275 was that I'm not good enough. 1071 00:57:13,275 --> 00:57:15,000 I mean, I saved her life. 1072 00:57:16,379 --> 00:57:19,861 God, you know, I should've let her die. 1073 00:57:19,862 --> 00:57:21,448 I should've let her fucking die. 1074 00:57:24,965 --> 00:57:27,172 I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that. 1075 00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:33,412 [STATIC HISSING] Oh, shit, did I hit rewind? 1076 00:57:33,413 --> 00:57:35,240 [STATIC HISSING] 1077 00:57:35,241 --> 00:57:38,999 [WAVES ROARING] [BIRDS CAWING] 1078 00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,412 You know, these hermit crabs live for about 40 years. 1079 00:57:42,413 --> 00:57:44,000 They like to travel in pairs. 1080 00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:47,171 Kinda romantic, huh? 1081 00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:49,670 STEVE: Yeah, if it's the right pair. 1082 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:49,931 How do I look? 1083 00:57:51,275 --> 00:57:52,516 STEVE: You look hot. 1084 00:57:52,517 --> 00:57:54,000 [BARTON LAUGHS] You look amazing. 1085 00:57:55,137 --> 00:57:56,680 [LAUGHS] Come on. 1086 00:58:00,517 --> 00:58:02,551 [LAUGHS] 1087 00:58:07,241 --> 00:58:08,551 Hey, where you going? 1088 00:58:11,862 --> 00:58:13,344 STEVE: Oh, wow. 1089 00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:17,931 Oh, my God. 1090 00:58:36,241 --> 00:58:38,792 Hey, beautiful girl right here, remember? 1091 00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:42,205 STEVE: Yeah, [LAUGHS] yeah, babe, I know. 1092 00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:43,619 So what are you doing? 1093 00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:46,171 STEVE: I'm just checking out the view, babe. 1094 00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,274 Just checking out the view [LAUGHS]. 1095 00:58:48,275 --> 00:58:49,964 Okay. 1096 00:58:49,965 --> 00:58:52,724 [STATIC HISSING] 1097 00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:05,862 [PHONE RINGING] 1098 00:59:09,862 --> 00:59:10,793 STEVE: Oh, shit. 1099 00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:14,861 Hi, babe. 1100 00:59:14,862 --> 00:59:16,895 BARTON: Hey, what are you doing? 1101 00:59:16,896 --> 00:59:18,964 STEVE: Nothing, what are you doing? 1102 00:59:18,965 --> 00:59:20,585 BARTON: Just looking at you. 1103 00:59:20,586 --> 00:59:22,136 STEVE: What? 1104 00:59:22,137 --> 00:59:24,344 Is there something you want to tell me, Steve? 1105 00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:29,000 STEVE: Babe, wha, babe, babe? 1106 00:59:30,517 --> 00:59:32,516 Barton, Barton, stop, Barton, stop. 1107 00:59:32,517 --> 00:59:34,330 Are you following [STATIC HISSING] her? 1108 00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:35,240 Stop, stop, stop, stop, sh! 1109 00:59:35,241 --> 00:59:36,964 Are you stalking her? Shut up, shut up. 1110 00:59:36,965 --> 00:59:38,930 Steve... No, no, sh. 1111 00:59:38,931 --> 00:59:40,895 Is the camera on? Just keep it down, alright? 1112 00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,619 No. [STATIC HISSING] here? 1113 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,274 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 1114 00:59:44,275 --> 00:59:46,412 I, I'm not stalking her [STATIC HISSING], 1115 00:59:46,413 --> 00:59:47,826 not stalking her, just... Steve, you're sick! 1116 00:59:47,827 --> 00:59:49,861 Just calm down. You are sick. 1117 00:59:49,862 --> 00:59:51,481 Okay, you're acting crazy 1118 00:59:51,482 --> 00:59:53,330 right now, okay? Why are you doing this? 1119 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:54,724 No, no. Miss you. 1120 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,999 I miss you, Steve, she didn't want you. 1121 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:02,309 She didn't want you. Shut up, shut... 1122 01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:04,723 I do! Shut up, okay? 1123 01:00:04,724 --> 01:00:06,412 Steve [SOBS]. No, no, no, 1124 01:00:06,413 --> 01:00:07,999 you're overreacting right now. 1125 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,102 I'm, listen... Just leave me alone. 1126 01:00:10,103 --> 01:00:11,309 Let's go somewhere else. [STATIC HISSING] 1127 01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,619 Let's go somewhere else. You, I don't wanna 1128 01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:13,826 talk to you! Let's go somewhere else 1129 01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:15,343 and talk. I'm sorry, I just feel like 1130 01:00:15,344 --> 01:00:16,619 that thing is watching me. Let's go somewhere else 1131 01:00:16,620 --> 01:00:17,723 and talk. Stop it, leave me alone. 1132 01:00:17,724 --> 01:00:18,999 Come here. Okay, where were we? 1133 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Steve, you... [STEVE LAUGHS] 1134 01:00:24,965 --> 01:00:26,964 Barton! Steve, no. 1135 01:00:26,965 --> 01:00:30,330 Barton! Turn the camera off! 1136 01:00:30,340 --> 01:00:31,412 Turn it off. 1137 01:00:31,413 --> 01:00:33,343 STEVE: Just calm down, okay? 1138 01:00:33,344 --> 01:00:34,619 Everything's gonna be fine. 1139 01:00:34,620 --> 01:00:38,688 Don't, turn the camera off and leave me alone. 1140 01:00:38,689 --> 01:00:40,999 I don't wanna talk about it right now. 1141 01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,379 STEVE: Babe, babe, I love you, okay? 1142 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,000 Let's just go somewhere else and talk about this, all right? 1143 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,103 It's not a big deal. 1144 01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:56,620 It's not what it looks like, okay? 1145 01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:00,551 Why are you following her? 1146 01:01:03,482 --> 01:01:04,757 STEVE: Babe, I'm not following her. 1147 01:01:04,758 --> 01:01:06,620 She just happened to be in my shot, okay? 1148 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,964 She happened to be in your shot all the way 1149 01:01:09,965 --> 01:01:12,102 across the street sitting down with her friends. 1150 01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:14,999 Your ex-girlfriend happened to be in your shot? 1151 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,343 STEVE: Baby, I love you. 1152 01:01:16,344 --> 01:01:18,412 Trust me, please. You love me. 1153 01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:20,550 I saw how you were looking at her. 1154 01:01:20,551 --> 01:01:24,344 You looked at her the same way you look at me, the same way! 1155 01:01:25,275 --> 01:01:26,619 What, what are you, do you have, 1156 01:01:26,620 --> 01:01:28,379 like, multiple personalities or [SIGHS]. 1157 01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:31,930 STEVE: Let's just go, let's just go somewhere else. 1158 01:01:31,931 --> 01:01:32,793 Leave me alone. 1159 01:01:34,172 --> 01:01:36,827 Barton! Leave me alone, Steve! 1160 01:01:38,172 --> 01:01:39,689 Get back... Mm, mm. 1161 01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,724 [LAUGHS] Oh, mm. 1162 01:01:55,275 --> 01:01:57,413 [MOANING] 1163 01:02:13,310 --> 01:02:15,896 [BARTON GASPS] 1164 01:02:17,206 --> 01:02:19,724 No [GASPING]. 1165 01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:25,482 [STATIC HISSES] 1166 01:02:27,931 --> 01:02:32,931 [BARTON GASPING] [STATIC HISSING] 1167 01:02:35,724 --> 01:02:38,931 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 1168 01:02:47,275 --> 01:02:52,275 [STATIC HISSING] [DRAMATIC FANFARE] 1169 01:02:53,448 --> 01:02:54,931 I gotta check the tapes. 1170 01:02:57,620 --> 01:02:59,517 Okay, I'll meet her at the coffee shop. 1171 01:03:00,689 --> 01:03:02,448 When I get back, I'll check the tapes. 1172 01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:09,680 [STATIC HISSING] [TRAFFIC WHOOSHING] 1173 01:03:12,206 --> 01:03:14,378 Hi. Hey. 1174 01:03:14,379 --> 01:03:16,340 Nice bag, new camera? 1175 01:03:17,448 --> 01:03:20,000 STEVE: No, I didn't think it would be appropriate. 1176 01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:22,103 I'm impressed. 1177 01:03:23,137 --> 01:03:25,102 STEVE: So why'd you call? 1178 01:03:25,103 --> 01:03:27,448 I, um, saw your weblog. 1179 01:03:29,413 --> 01:03:32,965 My, uh, therapist says that I need to get some closure, 1180 01:03:34,379 --> 01:03:37,757 that the reason why you carried that camera around 1181 01:03:37,758 --> 01:03:40,654 all the time was to interfere with intimacy 1182 01:03:40,655 --> 01:03:43,550 and to distance our relationship from each other. 1183 01:03:43,551 --> 01:03:45,861 STEVE: Wha, was she, you brought me here 1184 01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:47,826 because of your therapist? 1185 01:03:47,827 --> 01:03:49,309 No, wait... I don't need to be here. 1186 01:03:49,310 --> 01:03:52,137 I wanted to talk to you, not for my therapist but for me. 1187 01:03:53,517 --> 01:03:55,309 Would you just please sit down? 1188 01:03:55,310 --> 01:03:59,330 I have some things I need to talk to you about, please. 1189 01:03:59,340 --> 01:04:00,792 STEVE: You really wanna see me? 1190 01:04:00,793 --> 01:04:03,827 Yes. [STEVE SIGHS] 1191 01:04:05,310 --> 01:04:06,550 Look, I care about you. 1192 01:04:06,551 --> 01:04:09,240 I care about you, I... 1193 01:04:09,241 --> 01:04:13,274 I care about you, I care about what happens to you. 1194 01:04:13,275 --> 01:04:15,689 I care about how you feel I treated you, 1195 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:20,620 but I don't feel the same way about you, not anymore. 1196 01:04:24,586 --> 01:04:26,171 I need you to understand that. 1197 01:04:26,172 --> 01:04:28,585 What, so you have no real feelings for me at all? 1198 01:04:28,586 --> 01:04:31,309 Real, yes, of course, they're real. 1199 01:04:31,310 --> 01:04:32,241 But not like before. 1200 01:04:32,242 --> 01:04:34,999 No, not like before, I can't. 1201 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:38,654 It was too difficult, our relationship was hard. 1202 01:04:38,655 --> 01:04:40,274 It's not supposed to be that hard. 1203 01:04:40,275 --> 01:04:41,619 You know what, I don't need to be here. 1204 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,930 Yes, you do. I don't need this shit. 1205 01:04:42,931 --> 01:04:44,793 We can't end it like this. 1206 01:04:47,137 --> 01:04:49,688 Can you please listen to me? 1207 01:04:49,689 --> 01:04:51,102 No! Why can't we end this 1208 01:04:51,103 --> 01:04:53,481 properly as friends, why does it have to be like this? 1209 01:04:53,482 --> 01:04:54,758 You saved my life. 1210 01:04:55,793 --> 01:04:56,655 Where, where are you... 1211 01:04:56,656 --> 01:05:01,620 Mm. [BOTH MOANING] 1212 01:05:23,275 --> 01:05:24,585 [VANESSA SHOUTS] 1213 01:05:24,586 --> 01:05:26,516 Jesus Christ. You fucking bitch. 1214 01:05:26,517 --> 01:05:27,619 Steven, Steve! Get the fuck over... 1215 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,861 No, no, no, no! Steve! 1216 01:05:29,862 --> 01:05:31,136 No, no! Oh, my God, oh... 1217 01:05:31,137 --> 01:05:33,999 [STATIC HISSING] 1218 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,861 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] Grab her, oh... 1219 01:05:35,862 --> 01:05:38,619 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] [MEN SHOUTING] 1220 01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:40,654 [FIST THUDS] [MAN SHOUTS] 1221 01:05:40,655 --> 01:05:43,413 [STATIC HISSING] 1222 01:06:02,655 --> 01:06:04,550 [VANESSA SCREAMING] 1223 01:06:04,551 --> 01:06:07,447 [STEVE GRUNTS] [BLOOD SQUELCHES] 1224 01:06:07,448 --> 01:06:11,826 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 1225 01:06:11,827 --> 01:06:13,516 [MAN GRUNTING] 1226 01:06:13,517 --> 01:06:14,758 Mother... No! 1227 01:06:18,965 --> 01:06:19,965 Huh. Huh. 1228 01:06:22,482 --> 01:06:24,447 So when were you gonna tell me about your new girlfriend? 1229 01:06:24,448 --> 01:06:26,620 I was trying, you son of a bitch. 1230 01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:31,172 I know you saw the tape, Rick. 1231 01:06:32,172 --> 01:06:33,758 I know you saw everything. 1232 01:06:35,482 --> 01:06:38,136 You know, there's a reason bodies are piling up around me. 1233 01:06:38,137 --> 01:06:39,412 [GUN HAMMER CLICKS] 1234 01:06:39,413 --> 01:06:41,172 And there's a reason you have a gun. 1235 01:06:44,172 --> 01:06:46,274 Why didn't you stop me while you could, you dumb shit? 1236 01:06:46,275 --> 01:06:47,826 I already did. 1237 01:06:47,827 --> 01:06:49,550 I've already posted everything up on the internet. 1238 01:06:49,551 --> 01:06:50,379 You're done. 1239 01:06:51,827 --> 01:06:53,826 Well, after I kill you, I'll just take it down. 1240 01:06:53,827 --> 01:06:57,206 For anybody that's seen it, all I'll be is an urban myth. 1241 01:06:58,896 --> 01:07:00,378 Come on, Rick, you can't shoot me. 1242 01:07:00,379 --> 01:07:01,999 You wanna be me. 1243 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:05,723 [GUNSHOT BOOMS] [STEVE SHOUTS] 1244 01:07:05,724 --> 01:07:07,000 Oh, a hurt shoulder? 1245 01:07:07,965 --> 01:07:08,793 [TRIGGER CLICKS] 1246 01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:09,689 You son of a bitch! 1247 01:07:09,690 --> 01:07:12,344 [BOTH SHOUTING] 1248 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:16,826 [FIST THUDS] [BOTH GRUNTING] 1249 01:07:16,827 --> 01:07:19,136 You son of a... [RICK SHOUTS] 1250 01:07:19,137 --> 01:07:21,964 [STATIC HISSING] 1251 01:07:21,965 --> 01:07:22,965 Come here, you fucking... [VANESSA WHIMPERING] 1252 01:07:22,966 --> 01:07:24,379 No, no! Bitch! 1253 01:07:25,827 --> 01:07:27,171 [CHILD'S VOICE VOCALIZES] 1254 01:07:27,172 --> 01:07:28,000 Knife! 1255 01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:34,240 [SOBS] No! No, no it's not [GRUNTS]. 1256 01:07:34,241 --> 01:07:35,172 [BODIES THUD] [MEN SHOUTING] 1257 01:07:35,173 --> 01:07:37,516 Motherfucker. Jenna! 1258 01:07:37,517 --> 01:07:38,999 I will fucking kill you. Jenna! 1259 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:40,999 Jenna, help! I will fucking... 1260 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,930 [STATIC HISSING] Stop. 1261 01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:43,999 Too fucking slow. 1262 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:48,309 [RICK GRUNTING] [KNIFE THUDDING] 1263 01:07:48,310 --> 01:07:49,378 You getting this? 1264 01:07:49,379 --> 01:07:50,344 [MAN VOCALIZING] [STEVE GRUNTS] 1265 01:07:50,344 --> 01:07:51,344 [STATIC HISSING] 1266 01:07:51,345 --> 01:07:53,136 [MAN GRUNTING] [LAUGHS] Jen, 1267 01:07:53,137 --> 01:07:54,103 you getting this? [STATIC HISSING] 1268 01:07:54,104 --> 01:07:57,205 [MAN GRUNTING] [WAVES ROARING] 1269 01:07:57,206 --> 01:07:58,999 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] [STATIC HISSING] 1270 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:04,000 [LAUGHING] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah! 1271 01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,378 [LAUGHS] Oh, yeah. 1272 01:08:09,379 --> 01:08:14,206 [LAUGHS] Oh, choices, choices, huh, Rick? 1273 01:08:15,586 --> 01:08:20,481 [LAUGHS] Oh, baby, come here, come here. 1274 01:08:20,482 --> 01:08:21,413 Are you okay? 1275 01:08:21,414 --> 01:08:23,379 It's all fun and games. 1276 01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:27,240 'Til someone gets hurt. 1277 01:08:27,241 --> 01:08:29,274 Oh, baby, you still love me? 1278 01:08:29,275 --> 01:08:30,895 Yeah. Yeah. 1279 01:08:30,896 --> 01:08:33,550 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] I love you. 1280 01:08:33,551 --> 01:08:38,102 Oh, baby, I love you. 1281 01:08:38,103 --> 01:08:40,275 [MOANING] 1282 01:08:43,896 --> 01:08:45,102 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 1283 01:08:45,103 --> 01:08:46,654 You, uh, you take a girl like Jenna, right? 1284 01:08:46,655 --> 01:08:48,516 Now Jenna falls in love with you, and I mean, 1285 01:08:48,517 --> 01:08:51,688 she will do almost anything you ask, no matter what, which... 1286 01:08:51,689 --> 01:08:53,895 Stop, you're hurting me. Fucking wild. 1287 01:08:53,896 --> 01:08:55,895 [STATIC HISSING] [JENNA GASPING] 1288 01:08:55,896 --> 01:08:57,102 Come on. You just have to 1289 01:08:57,103 --> 01:08:58,274 give her a reason. Come on, come on. 1290 01:08:58,275 --> 01:09:01,930 [JENNA GASPING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 1291 01:09:01,931 --> 01:09:03,481 So this is my last blog entry. 1292 01:09:03,482 --> 01:09:05,310 I finally don't feel scared anymore. 1293 01:09:07,344 --> 01:09:11,792 I keep thinking to myself, is this the future 1294 01:09:11,793 --> 01:09:14,620 or is it the past? [LAUGHS] 1295 01:09:16,206 --> 01:09:21,137 Oh, you know, perhaps I don't need this camera anymore. 1296 01:09:22,517 --> 01:09:23,448 [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 1297 01:09:23,449 --> 01:09:24,516 JENNA: Watch your back. 1298 01:09:24,517 --> 01:09:26,206 I'm smarter than you think, Rick. 1299 01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,758 [STEVE MOANING] 1300 01:09:30,862 --> 01:09:35,586 [STATIC HISSING] [ELECTRONIC WARBLING] 1301 01:09:41,103 --> 01:09:42,689 See what I did there? 1302 01:09:44,655 --> 01:09:48,896 [LAUGHS] Man, it's good to see Jenna again. 1303 01:09:49,793 --> 01:09:50,689 She was loyal, 1304 01:09:53,551 --> 01:09:54,379 'til she wasn't. 1305 01:09:56,413 --> 01:09:57,379 Then she had to go. 1306 01:09:59,379 --> 01:10:03,241 Let's rewind back to mother and, uh, you. 1307 01:10:04,413 --> 01:10:07,792 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1308 01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:10,826 Alcohol makes me do things I wouldn't normally do. 1309 01:10:10,827 --> 01:10:13,136 Don't you wanna find out what they are? 1310 01:10:13,137 --> 01:10:15,103 STEVE: Yes, yes, I would. 1311 01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:18,172 Wait for it. 1312 01:10:19,482 --> 01:10:21,340 Mom, who is that? 1313 01:10:23,172 --> 01:10:28,172 STEVE: Uh, I'm Steve, and you are? 1314 01:10:28,655 --> 01:10:29,895 Erin. 1315 01:10:29,896 --> 01:10:33,172 [LAUGHS] Aw, you were so cute 10 years ago. 1316 01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,620 I called the detectives. 1317 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:39,241 No, you didn't. 1318 01:10:41,275 --> 01:10:44,585 You're right, actually, I text them. 1319 01:10:44,586 --> 01:10:46,585 I saw you following me and I text them 1320 01:10:46,586 --> 01:10:47,655 before you grabbed me. 1321 01:10:50,310 --> 01:10:51,310 You're lying, Erin, 1322 01:10:53,896 --> 01:10:55,137 just like your mother did. 1323 01:10:56,793 --> 01:10:57,586 Look at her. 1324 01:11:00,413 --> 01:11:01,586 She's just like you. 1325 01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:05,241 I made her immortal. 1326 01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,896 Am I, am I like her? 1327 01:11:10,896 --> 01:11:12,930 You can't resist, can you? 1328 01:11:12,931 --> 01:11:14,792 Always have the camera. 1329 01:11:14,793 --> 01:11:18,205 They know, Steve, they know you kidnapped me! 1330 01:11:18,206 --> 01:11:20,103 No one knows! 1331 01:11:21,896 --> 01:11:26,896 [LAUGHS] I just got this camera back, and my tape. 1332 01:11:29,448 --> 01:11:30,620 It was stolen from me, 1333 01:11:33,241 --> 01:11:34,862 but it's back where it belongs. 1334 01:11:37,862 --> 01:11:38,827 I love this part. 1335 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:43,340 [VANESSA WHIMPERING] 1336 01:11:44,275 --> 01:11:46,827 [STEVE GRUNTS] 1337 01:11:48,241 --> 01:11:52,793 You're sick! [SOBS] 1338 01:11:55,517 --> 01:11:57,447 STEVE: Smile for the camera, Erin. 1339 01:11:57,448 --> 01:11:59,931 I don't wanna be on your camera! 1340 01:12:01,689 --> 01:12:03,000 STEVE: Hmm, let's see. 1341 01:12:04,379 --> 01:12:07,378 I'm actually filming a movie about my life, 1342 01:12:07,379 --> 01:12:08,999 and your mom's in it. 1343 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,619 Can I be in it? 1344 01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:12,136 STEVE: You already are. 1345 01:12:12,137 --> 01:12:14,793 VANESSA: Hun, let's get you tucked back into bed. 1346 01:12:16,206 --> 01:12:17,723 Detectives Baker and Thompson knew 1347 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:21,619 you would find me one day, Steve, 10 years or not, 1348 01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:24,340 and they are going to kill you. 1349 01:12:26,827 --> 01:12:29,340 No [LAUGHS], no, no. 1350 01:12:31,340 --> 01:12:32,344 That's where you're wrong. 1351 01:12:34,655 --> 01:12:37,413 We're all alone, no one's coming. 1352 01:12:40,137 --> 01:12:44,619 I see you. [HEARTBEAT THUDDING] 1353 01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:46,103 Like mother, like daughter. 1354 01:12:49,340 --> 01:12:53,330 Who's the killer, huh, who's the killer? 1355 01:12:53,340 --> 01:12:54,378 Freeze! [GUNSHOT BOOMS] 1356 01:12:54,379 --> 01:12:58,516 [ERIN SCREAMS] [GLASS CLATTERS] 1357 01:12:58,517 --> 01:13:00,826 [GENTLE MUSIC] Wow, I turn the camera on 1358 01:13:00,827 --> 01:13:02,723 and all of a sudden, the truth comes out [LAUGHS]. 1359 01:13:02,724 --> 01:13:04,680 Who's the killer, huh, who's the killer? 1360 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:10,931 You were. 1361 01:13:22,172 --> 01:13:26,964 Oh, oh, I've been waiting for a beautiful shot like this. 1362 01:13:26,965 --> 01:13:31,965 [GENTLE MUSIC] [STATIC HISSING] 1363 01:13:36,517 --> 01:13:38,688 It's all about how you're remembered, right? 1364 01:13:38,689 --> 01:13:41,862 [SNIFFS] Right, Rick? 1365 01:13:42,758 --> 01:13:47,758 [GENTLE MUSIC] [STATIC HISSING] 1366 01:13:49,310 --> 01:13:51,103 Ah, I love this piece. 1367 01:13:54,340 --> 01:13:56,378 Makes me think of all the endless possibilities 1368 01:13:56,379 --> 01:13:58,447 that are out there. 1369 01:13:58,448 --> 01:14:03,413 [GENTLE MUSIC] [STATIC HISSING] 1370 01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,240 Fucking... [STATIC HISSING] 1371 01:14:06,241 --> 01:14:09,619 Hey, hey, Jenna, give me the camera! 1372 01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:11,205 JENNA: [LAUGHS] No, Rick. 1373 01:14:11,206 --> 01:14:13,896 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1374 01:14:33,379 --> 01:14:36,340 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1375 01:14:53,551 --> 01:14:56,964 RICK: This is the only time that one can truly be safe 1376 01:14:56,965 --> 01:15:01,895 from this powerful and deadly creature. [SNICKERS] 1377 01:15:01,896 --> 01:15:04,551 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1378 01:15:28,965 --> 01:15:30,412 Look at you. You know, 1379 01:15:30,413 --> 01:15:33,171 maybe if you'd put that damn camera down, 1380 01:15:33,172 --> 01:15:34,482 you could keep up with me. 1381 01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:38,999 STEVE: Honey, I can't, I'm doing this for our posterity. 1382 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:40,205 One day you're gonna look back at this 1383 01:15:40,206 --> 01:15:42,412 and you're gonna see how beautiful you were 1384 01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:44,171 and how you could run down the block 1385 01:15:44,172 --> 01:15:47,330 without losing your breath. 1386 01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:51,724 You know what, trust me, I never look back. 1387 01:15:53,896 --> 01:15:55,330 STEVE: Hey, hey, hey, babe... 1388 01:15:55,340 --> 01:15:56,481 [CAR HORN BLARING] 1389 01:15:56,482 --> 01:15:57,550 Jesus, what the... Sorry, I didn't see you. 1390 01:15:57,551 --> 01:15:59,379 I'm, I didn't see you. 1391 01:16:00,689 --> 01:16:01,482 Oh, God. 1392 01:16:01,483 --> 01:16:04,137 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1393 01:16:15,241 --> 01:16:18,309 [SIGHS] God, I feel sick, this is pathetic. 1394 01:16:18,310 --> 01:16:21,000 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1395 01:16:26,655 --> 01:16:27,655 [STATIC HISSING] It's all fun and games, 1396 01:16:27,656 --> 01:16:29,309 Steve, until someone gets hurt. 1397 01:16:29,310 --> 01:16:32,000 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1398 01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:45,688 And sir, whoever you are, I'd be careful 1399 01:16:45,689 --> 01:16:46,861 who you show that tape to. 1400 01:16:46,862 --> 01:16:49,517 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1401 01:16:54,103 --> 01:16:56,895 You know, some of this stuff has been around for years, 1402 01:16:56,896 --> 01:16:58,136 almost a decade. 1403 01:16:58,137 --> 01:17:00,688 Who knows where all this stuff came from? 1404 01:17:00,689 --> 01:17:02,826 This is the stuff nobody wants. 1405 01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:05,482 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1406 01:17:09,827 --> 01:17:11,330 Just give me the camera back. 1407 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:12,240 No, no, no, no, no. Just give me it back. 1408 01:17:12,241 --> 01:17:13,343 RICK: You do not know what's interesting. 1409 01:17:13,344 --> 01:17:18,344 [STATIC HISSING] [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1410 01:17:22,965 --> 01:17:27,171 Squiggly lines, sound and color were all confused. 1411 01:17:27,172 --> 01:17:28,930 You'd start out in black and white. 1412 01:17:28,931 --> 01:17:31,412 You'd go to color, you'd go back in black and white. 1413 01:17:31,413 --> 01:17:33,723 You never knew where you were in time. 1414 01:17:33,724 --> 01:17:36,379 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 1415 01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:44,826 Take a girl like Jenna, right? 1416 01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,670 Now Jenna falls in love with you, 1417 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:47,930 and I mean really in love with you, 1418 01:17:47,931 --> 01:17:50,723 then she will do almost anything you ask, no matter what, 1419 01:17:50,724 --> 01:17:53,412 which, pretty fucking wild. 1420 01:17:53,413 --> 01:17:56,482 [HEARTBEAT THUDDING] 1421 01:18:13,586 --> 01:18:15,861 Turn the camera off! 1422 01:18:15,862 --> 01:18:16,862 Turn it off. 94345

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