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[ music ]
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[ beeping ]
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- Hi! We're here!
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- Especially me!
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- Oh! Captain Man
and Kid Danger!
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I'm so glad to see you!
We're so scared!
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- I am Jafoon!
- Well, hi, Jafoon.
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I'm Captain Man.
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This is my sidekick, Kid Da--
- Can we please
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meet Jafoon later?
- Right.
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- 'kay, what's the emergency?!?
- Yeah, tell us what's going on!
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- Okay, okay! I was here,
working with Jafoon--
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- I'm Jafoon!
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- And... and I got a phone call
from some weirdo who said
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there was a C-five
disrupter somewhere in my store!
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- A C-five disrupter?
- Is that bad?
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- Well, on a scale of C-one
to C-ten, it's about a five.
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- Wh... What does that mean?
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- That it could destroy
this entire store!
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[ screams ]
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- Kid Danger, call the police!
- On it!
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- Ma'am, you and Jafoon
have to get outta here!
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- I am Jafoon!
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- We know!
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- Come on!
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- Did you get the police?
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- Nah, it went to voice-mail.
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- Ah, just hang up!
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[ beeping intensifies ]
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- Ah, it's so loud!
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- Yeah, that's the C-five
disrupter!
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- Well, we got to find it
before it blows!
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- Kid, we gotta get outta here!
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- Wait!
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- What are you doing?
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That's it! That's the C-five
disrupter!
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- Well, how do we turn it off?
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- Oh come on!
- We're running out of time!
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- Ah! There! Open the window.
I'll throw it into the alley!
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- It's stuck!
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- Ah! Move, Kid!
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- Man, that's a quality window.
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- I can't turn it off!
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- Let's get out of here!
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- Waaaaaaait!
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- Whaaaaaaaat?
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- I lefffftttt my phoooone
in theeeerrrreee!
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- Ohhhhh, maaaaaaan!
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- I gotttttaaaaa gooooo
geettttt iiiiiiittt!
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- Noooooo!
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Juuusssttt buyyyyy
a neeeewwww phooooooone!
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- Buuutttt I haaaaven't baaacked
uuuuppp myyyy contaaaaacts!
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- D'ahhhhh!
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Aaalriight!!! Goooo geeettt
yooouuurrr phoooone!
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- Oookaayy
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- Yooouuuu reeeaaaalllyy
shooouuuuld hurrrrryyyy!
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- IIIII gooottttt iiiiiiiit!
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- Greeeaaaaat!
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Noowwww huuuuuuuu--
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- Kid?
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- My phone's okay.
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[ glass breaks ]
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- Noooooooo!!!
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- It all just kind
of happened.
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- My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
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- I wanted an after-school job.
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- And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
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Ah!
- I went into this crazy store
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met a pretty interesting guy
- I'm going to blow your mind.
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Now I protect the good
citizens of Swellview
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who call me...
- And he turned out to be...
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- You know the name.
- Captain Man!
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- That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized
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that being a superhero's
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a lot to handle alone.
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- He wanted some help.
- I needed a sidekick.
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- I, Henry Hart...
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- Pledge to never ever
ever tell anyone...
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- That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
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- It is done.
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- Now we blow bubbles.
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- And fight crime.
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- Feels good.
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- Call it.
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- Up the tube!
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Oh, my boot.
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- Ah!
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- Aw. This is all my fault.
I mean, if it wasn't for me,
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this never would have
happened to Henry.
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I caused this.
I'm to blame.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay... does that hurt?
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- Nah, it tickles!
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- I know, I do it
to myself sometimes.
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- Come on, Schwoz!
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You've been examining Henry
for twenty minutes,
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will you say something?
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- Will you order me
a corned beef sandwich?
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- Schwoz!
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- What?
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- Is Henry gonna be okay?
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- I think so.
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- Oh thank god.
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I'll take tuna salad
on whole wheat.
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- Hey...
- What?
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- I'm not gonna get anybody
any sandwiches.
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- I don't mean to interrupt,
but my butt still hurts.
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- What's funny?
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- He said "but my butt".
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- Now Henry, pull your
knees forward a bit.
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- Okay.
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- Now try to wiggle
your hips.
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- More wiggle.
- More?
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- Yeah. Wiggle them
like you're a hula dancer,
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trying really hard
to get a hula job.
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- Ow! Ow! Ah!
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- Well?
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- Henry has a dislocated
buttock.
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- What?
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- Well, how do we fix him?
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It... you know, the buttock.
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- You, grab his ankles.
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Charlotte and I
will grab his wrists.
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- Wait, what? That doesn't...
What's going to happen here?
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- On two, everyone
yank and shake.
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- Yank and shake?
That doesn't sound good at all.
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- One, two.
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What are you doi--
Ow! Ow! Oh my god!
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- Uhhh... Piper?
- I'm busy.
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- Yeah. Uhhh...
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- Heyyy.
- Oh hi, Piper's cooking dinner.
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Is that a new jacket?
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- Yeah, I saw it
at Sunderland's and I just--
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Piper's cooking dinner?!
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- Shhhhh!
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- Why is she cooking dinner?
What's going on?
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- She wants to get
on that TV show, Junior Chefs,
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so she's practicing and
she wants us to eat her food.
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- Well, I'm gettin' out of here.
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- You can't leave me here...
with her... all by myself!
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- Do I need to remind
you what happened
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at our anniversary party
two years ago
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when Piper made dinner
for everyone?
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- Soo... How's everyone
enjoying their dinner?
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- Edible.
- So good.
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- Wonderful.
- Terrific.
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- Uh, Piper, will you run
to the garage and make sure
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that I turned off my car?
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- Mmm!
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- Uh, sure.
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- What happened?
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- Piper made dinner!
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- Piper cooked food?!
And you ate it?
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Don't you guys remember
what happened when Piper
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made the cake for my tenth
birthday party?
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[ gagging ]
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- Why would you let
Piper feed us again
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after our anniversary
party disaster?
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- That was two years ago!
Maybe she's a better cook now!
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- Fine, you take that risk.
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- You are not leaving
this house!
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I'm not going to let you go!
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- You're being childish!
No! I can't do this!
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- Almost got it...
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- Ahhhhh!
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[ crack ]
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- Ahh!
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Woo. I think it worked.
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- Do you feel any pain?
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- Nope.
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Thanks guys.
You re-located my buttock.
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- Hey, I'm sorry
you got hurt, Kid.
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- C'mon, it wasn't your fault.
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I'm the one who ran
back in the store.
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- I know, but...
you're just a kid.
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What right do I have
to take you around with me,
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and put you in all kinds
of dangerous situations?
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- Hey, I wanted this job.
And you need a sidekick.
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- I know but...
maybe it's too risky.
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- You take the risks.
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- I'm indestructible.
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- I wish we could make
Henry indestructible.
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- Yeah. Too bad the machine
that made me indestructible
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was destroyed.
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- What are you talking about?
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The densitizer
was never destroyed.
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- Yes it was, remember?
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The accident...
that destroyed the machine?
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- Why are you talking
to me like this?
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The machine is downstairs!
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- Geez, what do you not
understand about this look?
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- It means lie!
I wanted you to lie!
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Why won't you lie?
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- You lied to us?
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- Noooooo. Right, Schwoz?
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I could show you
the machine right now.
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- Ray, the densitizer's
been here the whole time
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I've known you?
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- Yes, it has.
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- Then why can't Henry
be densitized?
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- Yeah, why can't I
be indestructible like you?
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- You want to know why?
- Yeah.
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- You really wanna know why?
- I do.
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- 'Cuz I'll show ya.
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I'll take you
to the densitizer right now.
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I'll show you the machine
that changed everything
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if that's what you really want.
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- That'd be great.
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- Okay, let's go.
- 'kay.
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- This is the Room of Storage.
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- So, where's the machine
that made you indestructible?
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- Right over there.
Schwoz, pull off the tarp.
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- Aye.
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- This is the trans-molecular
densitizer.
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- Ughhh... Can someone
please help me?
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- So, this is really the thing
that made you indestructible?
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- Yeah. Waaaay back when.
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I remember it like
a well-edited video...
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- Daddy! Daddy! Whoa! Whoa!
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- Raymond!
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- Son! Are you alright?
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- Yeah! I feel great!
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- God, I was a handsome kid.
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- Okay, come on!
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Let's fire this thing up
and make me indestructible!
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- No!
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- Hey, I can't get out
of this tarp!
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- Why can't we make Henry
indestructible?
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- Because it won't work.
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- Why not? If it worked on you,
it should work on me.
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- That's what my dad thought.
But it didn't.
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After that made me
indestructible, my dad
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and his team of scientists
tried it on other people.
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- And what happened?
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- You want to know
what happened?
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- Yeah.
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- Do you really want to know?
- I do.
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- 'Cuz I'll show ya.
I'll take you over there
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and I'll show you what--
- Just show us! Just show us!
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- Okay, let's go.
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- Oww... D'ahhh...
I'm having trouble breathing!
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- What is that?
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- This is a VHS tape.
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It's how humans
used to store videos.
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You need to watch this.
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- Okay.
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Uh, where do I tap?
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- I don't even see a screen.
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- Ohhhhh, I know-I know...
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- Give me that!
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Now, after I was made
indestructible as a kid,
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00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,639
my father tried the same
process on three other men.
253
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,641
- So, what happened
to those guys?
254
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,143
- Did they become
indestructible?
255
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,379
- Oh no.
256
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,981
But the machine did change them.
257
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:38,383
- How?
258
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,919
- You want to know?
- Yeah.
259
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,687
- You really want to know?
'Cuz I'll show you--
260
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:45,256
- Oh my god!
- Stop that!
261
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:48,393
- Here's what happened
to Dave Macallan.
262
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,695
[ garbled screams ]
263
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:54,098
- Who's making that noise?
- Watch.
264
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,670
- Ah geez!
- Turn that off!
265
00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,739
- Here's what happened
to John Walker.
266
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:07,745
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
Why are they feet?
267
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,614
- That's just wrong.
That's just wrong.
268
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,817
- And here's what the machine
did to Glen Livet.
269
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,487
- He looks okay.
270
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,224
- Sure. Until a little arm
comes out of his ear
271
00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,025
and pokes him in the eye.
272
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,260
- Oh come on!
273
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,561
- That can't happen.
274
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:27,165
- Owwwww!!!
275
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:30,034
D'ohhhh!
Make it stop!
276
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,071
Ow! Ow! Please god,
make it... ow...stop!
277
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,809
- All right. All right.
- Press stop!
278
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,677
- Ah.. Uh...
279
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,980
- Now you see why the densitizer
can never be used again?
280
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,949
- But if it worked on you,
why'd it do such awful things
281
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,885
to those other guys?
282
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:48,686
- No one knows.
283
00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:51,623
Well, I've got tickets to go see
Loggins and Messina.
284
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,892
Lock the door when you leave.
285
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,262
- Well... too bad.
286
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,830
- Yeah.
287
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:02,233
Do you know how cool it'd be
if I was indestructible?
288
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:06,905
- Y'know what? I say you can
be made indestructible.
289
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,139
- How?
290
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,808
- I have a theory.
Come, I tell you out there.
291
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,311
- Cool. Hey Charlotte, let's go!
292
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,746
- No!
293
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,081
- Charlotte--
- I do not wanna see you grow
294
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,650
a face in your belly button!
295
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,218
- Just listen to what
I have to s--
296
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:23,288
- I can't hear you!
bloobidy-bloobidy-bloobidy...
297
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:28,559
bloobidy-bloobidy-bloobidy...
298
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:35,266
- You see, when Ray went
into the densitizer,
299
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,736
he was a young boy,
just like Henry is a young boy.
300
00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:42,173
- Right, right, and the other
three guys they tried it on,
301
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,876
when it failed, were grownups.
302
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:48,446
- They were grownups.
Now they're mutant freaks.
303
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:50,014
- Charlotte come on...
- I'm not gonna sit
304
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:52,517
beside you in science class if
you have arms comin' out
305
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,919
of your ears tryin' to poke you.
306
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,322
- Listen. I've seen
the security tapes.
307
00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:01,059
Not only was Ray a young boy
when he was densitized...
308
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,828
he was also on a skat-board.
309
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:05,263
- A skat-board?
310
00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:10,234
- Yeah, you know, a board with
the twirly wheels on the bottom.
311
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,603
- He means skate board.
312
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,974
- Yah, skaeet board.
313
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:17,342
- Right. He was moving.
314
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,512
- Yeah! So, I think if we
re-create that same motion,
315
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:25,249
with a boy who's not yet
a grownup, like Henry,
316
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:27,919
the machine will work on him
the same way it worked on Ray
317
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:31,155
when he was a boy.
What you think?
318
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,924
- I say we go for it.
319
00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,727
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
I go prep the machine!
320
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,128
- Alright. Char, let's go!
321
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:38,730
- No.
322
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,300
- Come on! If this works,
I'll be the best sidekick
323
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,935
any superhero ever had!
324
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,304
- And if it doesn't work,
you might end up with eyeballs
325
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,306
on your butt.
326
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,108
Have fun in the bathroom!
327
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,276
- Pfft, nah. Schwoz is a genius.
328
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,012
He thinks it'll work.
329
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:58,816
- Then you go play with Schwoz
I'm not movin' from this chair.
330
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:07,225
- Man, I gotta start sittin'
on things that don't roll.
331
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:22,306
- Okay, dinner's ready!
332
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,976
- Oh yay.
333
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:28,379
- But Henry's not here, we can't
eat dinner without Henry.
334
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,248
Henry's not here.
335
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,549
- I wonder where he is.
336
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:32,950
- Maybe he got hit by a bus!
337
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,685
Let's all go check
the hospitals!
338
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:40,291
- No! We're gonna eat
my dinner now.
339
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,728
- Hey, sorry to bother you guys,
but do you have any dog treats?
340
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,096
- Why would we have dog treats?
341
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,998
- And what are you doing
with those dogs anyway?
342
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:48,966
- Oh, my neighbor's
paying me ten bucks
343
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,469
to walk them every day.
But they seem hungry
344
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,305
so I was wondering if you--whoa!
345
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,973
- Ahhhhhh!!!
346
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,275
- Noooo!
347
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,043
- Wait! No, no, no! Retreat!
348
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:00,378
- No. Bad! Bad dogs!
349
00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:02,713
- Bad dogs! Sooo bad!
350
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,349
- Hey! Get away from my food!
351
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,186
- Obey me! I'm the alpha male!
352
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,488
- Ooh... I'm so upset
this is happening!
353
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,090
- That is not okay!
354
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:16,761
- John! Paul! George!
Spock! Outside!
355
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,066
Sorry.
356
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,908
- Well, it's too bad that
your dinner was ruined.
357
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:35,346
- Yeah, I guess you'll probably
never want to cook again.
358
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:40,384
- Noooo, we're doing this
again tomorrow night.
359
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:44,188
I'm cooking dinner, and I want
everyone in this family
360
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:49,293
at this table, ready to eat
at seven PM sharp.
361
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:52,163
- I'll be here!
362
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:59,070
- Okay Henry. Are you ready?
363
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,438
- Yeah.
364
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,573
- Is there any way I can talk
you guys out of this?
365
00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,075
- Nope.
366
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,476
- Okay, Henry...
367
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:09,747
- Now don't forget to say:
"Hey Daddy! Daddy! Whoooaaaaa!"
368
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:12,750
Hey daddy-daddy-whoa. Got it.
369
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,220
- Okay... Background...
370
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,055
and action!
371
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,292
- Hey Daddy! Daddy!
Whoooaaaaa...
372
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:34,305
- Henry! You okay?
How do you feel?
373
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:37,375
- I... I don't know.
374
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:40,912
I mean, it felt like the inside
of my body was on fire,
375
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:44,182
but like in a good way, ya know?
376
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:45,950
- Well, do you think
you're indestructible?
377
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,986
- I don't know. Maybe we
should test--
378
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,858
- Owwwww!
379
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,526
- Did that hurt?!?
380
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:59,764
- Well, yeah, you cracked me
over the head with a bat!
381
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,234
Hey... hey it stopped hurting.
382
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,971
- Really?! No scratches,
no bump, no throbbing?
383
00:20:07,072 --> 00:20:08,272
- Nope!
384
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,974
- And no side-effects?
385
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:16,581
- Nope! I'm okay!
386
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,616
- Oh my god,
you're indestructible!
387
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:22,353
- Yeah, I am! Woooo! You did it!
388
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,255
- Oh... We gotta go tell Ray!
389
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,591
- Oh. No! No!
He's at the moosic show.
390
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,626
- Ooo, I know! We'll come back
to work tomorrow,
391
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,996
and Schwoz'll break another bat
over my head in front of Ray.
392
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:33,297
- Okay!
393
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,398
- Yah, that's good!
394
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,400
- Hey hey...
395
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,239
- Can I? Just for fun?
396
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,443
- Whack me.
397
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:56,454
- Heh? Heh?
398
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:57,855
- Wow!
399
00:20:57,956 --> 00:21:00,057
- Haha! I'm a genius!
400
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,064
- What?
401
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,805
[ alarm beeping ]
402
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,446
- ...all right Swellview,
it's Mojo in the morning.
403
00:21:22,547 --> 00:21:24,782
I'm Mojo, and as always,
sitting next to me
404
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,852
is my co-host, Dangl
and it's time to start
405
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,920
the Saturday Morning Sillies.
406
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,256
And here we go.
First joke of the morning:
407
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:36,360
What did Jay-Z call his wife
before they got married?
408
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,695
- I don't know, what?
409
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,264
- Fiancee!
410
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:43,267
- Ha ha... Ah!
411
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:54,245
- Oh man. This is not goooooood.
412
00:21:54,295 --> 00:21:58,845
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