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Do you like your present?
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Yeah.
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What's wrong, Michael?
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It reminds me of something.
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What? What does it remind you of?
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Just a dream that I had last night.
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What Kind of dream? Was it
a good dream or was it a bad dream?
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It was a good dream.
A really good dream.
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You were dressed in all white,
liKe a ghost.
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LiKe a really beautiful ghost.
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You were walKing down this white
hallway with this big white horse...
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...saying you were gonna
come and taKe me bacK home.
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I wish I could taKe you home, honey.
I miss you there.
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I miss you too.
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Whenever you looK at the horse,
you can thinK of Mommy, oKay?
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- OKay.
- OKay.
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- Are you ticKlish?
- No.
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- I forgot. I thought you were.
- No, I'm not.
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Yes, you are.
That's the face I wanna see.
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- OKay? Cheer up.
- OKay.
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- All right.
- OKay. No more gloom.
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- OKay.
- OKay.
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Laurie?
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Laurie, is that you?
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Laurie? Laurie?
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Stop, stop. Stop, stop, sweetie.
Stop.
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Stop. It's Sheriff BracKett.
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Laurie, give me the gun.
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That's it. Just give me the gun.
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That's it. Easy.
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Easy, sweetie. Easy.
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I Killed him.
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The man.
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I climbed in the wall, I fell.
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OKay. All right, sweetie.
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- Sweetie. It's oKay.
- I Killed him.
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- I Killed him.
- It's oKay. It's all right. It's all right.
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I want you to come with me, oKay?
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Please!.
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What is happening? Where am I?
Where am I?
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We're gonna need Neuro,
Ortho, Trauma, X-ray!.
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Am I-?
Am I gonna die?
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Am I gonna die?!.
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Am I-?
Am I gonna die?
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Heads up, everybody.
Clear. MaKe a path.
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We're losing him.
Altered mental status...
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...unKnown injury.
BP is 79 over 40.
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What the hell happened
to this Kid anyway?
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I don't Know. I thought it was
a car accident. I'm very confused.
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At least Neurosurgery
cleared her head.
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- We don't have to do anything with that.
- Right.
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She's gonna need Plastic, but that's
the least of her worries right now.
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- Come on.
- Pull me down the stairs.
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- Lift up your end.
- Come on, pull it up.
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Cut.
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On three. Nice and easy.
One, two, three!.
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- Let's go feet first.
- Feels liKe he's made of lead.
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Wait, wait, wait. PicK him up.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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He weighs a ton.
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LooKs good.
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It'll hold. At least for now.
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Strap him down tight.
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I don't need that behemoth
banging around bacK there.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. This ain't
my first fucKing corpse, rodeo.
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Just close it up when you're done.
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When the boys get him
over to county...
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...maKe sure that
they locK the place up tight.
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I don't want any surprises
till I get there in the morning.
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No problem. On first sight...
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...I'd say cause of death
is fairly obvious.
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I'd say that there's nothing obvious
about anything that happened tonight.
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Not a goddamn thing.
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The son of a bitch was heavy, huh?
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Six guys to lift one stiff.
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Did you get a looK
at the naKed chicK?
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Man, she was F-I-N-E, fine.
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Yeah. She still looKed fresh.
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I heard a story about
a couple of meat wagon boys...
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...fucKing corpses over in Essex.
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I ain't never had the urge till tonight.
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Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa!
Come on!
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BracKett even thinKs he hears you
joKing about that...
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- ... and you're out of here on your ass.
- I wouldn't ever do it.
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- Oh, yeah?
- I'm just saying.
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She still looKed good to me.
Nice little titties hanging out.
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- Come on, that's disgusting. Stop it.
- I got wood just Ziploc'ing her up.
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Stop. Shut up. Please.
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I'm just saying, man.
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Hey.
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What's the difference
between jam and jelly?
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I don't Know. What?
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You can't jelly your cocK
up a dead girl's ass.
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I Knew that one.
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Cow! Cow!
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Shit. Oh, shit.
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Oh, fucK. HooKs. HooKs.
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HooKs. HooKs.
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FucK! FucK! FucK!
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FucK! FucK. FucK.
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Oh, God.
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FucK. FucK.
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FucK!
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Oh, fucK!
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Help me! Help me!
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HooKs.
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HooKs, HooKs, HooKs.
HooKs, HooKs.
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Help me. Help please.
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Help me.
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Help. Help.
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Please, help. Help me!
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Help me. Hey.
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So I told her. I said, "Girl, if you thinK
I'm letting you handle ThanKsgiving...
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...then I'm ordering Chinese. "
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Octavia, it's a pleasure that
you're embracing life this way.
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- I love seeing you.
- She's bringing Miriam down.
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- Not the dog!
- That yapping dog that peed...
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...all over my new couch.
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You are gonna have to
cooK that dog for ThanKsgiving.
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Honey, I'm gonna leave.
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- Hold down the fort.
- All right, doc.
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Good night.
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Annie?
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Oh, Annie.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh, Annie.
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Oh, Annie. Please don't die.
Please, please, please don't die.
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Please, Miss Strode.
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You cannot be in here.
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I just wanted to sit here with her.
Please, I won't bother her.
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You need to go to your own room.
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- You need rest as much as she does.
- A few minutes.
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Just a few minutes. Please.
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Come on.
Let's get you bacK into bed.
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You're doing good, sweetie.
Doing good. All right.
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00:13:07,919 --> 00:13:11,790
Nurse Daniels, please report to
Emergency Room A.
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- You need help getting to your room?
- I'm fine.
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Nurse Daniels, please report to
Emergency Room A.
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Nurse, I...
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I need something for my head.
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Hello?
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I'm getting really dizzy.
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Nurse, I need something
for my head.
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Help!
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00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:17,980
Help!
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00:17:39,316 --> 00:17:42,650
Help! Somebody! Please!
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Help! Help!
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Oh, goddamn it.
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This is just fucKing great.
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- Help me, please! Help me!
- Oh, my God!
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What the Christ are you doing here?
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You're gonna freeze your ass off
out here.
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- Please! Please! Please!
- Here, easy.
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- LooK, just sit down. Here, here.
- Please!
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Put this on before they blame me
for you catching pneumonia.
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The nurse is dead. The nurse is-
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No, no, it's going to be oKay.
Listen, it's going to be all right.
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I worK here. My name is Buddy.
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- OKay, it's going to be fine.
- No, it's not.
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I've gotta get you bacK.
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- Just let me go get my car, oKay?
- Please! Please!
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- It'll just taKe a second.
- No, no!
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No, honey, it'll just taKe a second.
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- Please don't leave me.
- The car is right out there.
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LooK, looK, here. Here, here.
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Just drinK what's left of this
till I get bacK, oKay?
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OKay? And I promise,
I'll be bacK in just a second.
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- No, please.
- Nobody's gonna hurt you, honey.
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00:20:08,578 --> 00:20:14,351
It'll be all right. Here,
I'm gonna locK this door, oKay?
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One second...
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...and then I will pull up
right here, oKay?
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All right.
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Buddy!
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Buddy, please.
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Buddy, please come bacK!
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Buddy!
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Buddy!
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I'm sorry.
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This old car doesn't always
liKe to start...
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...especially in the rain.
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Everything will be fine, oKay?
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No! Buddy!
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Somebody! Somebody, please!
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Help me! Help me, please!
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No!
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Come on.
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He's dead.
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He's fucKing dead.
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Oh, fucK.
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Oh, God.
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I am running ragged this morning.
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- Morning.
- Running ragged.
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Good morning.
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- Did you hear Laurie last night?
- Yes, Dad.
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I hear her every night. Please,
God, don't say anything to her.
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I won't. I won't.
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Want some egg whites?
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No. I thinK I'm gonna get me one
of them sticKy buns on the way in.
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00:24:37,486 --> 00:24:40,047
That's great. Pastry for breaKfast.
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Seriously, 500 calories
of sugar and shit.
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I Know it, I Know it.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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- I got to go.
- Hey, slow your roll for one second.
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00:24:51,377 --> 00:24:53,849
Please do not forget
to picK up the pizza.
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And whole-wheat crust.
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God, Annie.
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00:24:57,223 --> 00:25:00,889
Why don't we just have them taKe
the cheese and put it on cardboard?
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- Aren't you late?
- Cardboard's got a lot of fiber.
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- And it's cheap.
- No meat.
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Rough night?
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Did you hear me?
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Just a little.
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God. Just when I thinK
I can get bacK to...
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...something as simple as sleep,
it's liKe...
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...right bacK at me.
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Do you wanna tell me about it?
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Nah.
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I don't remember much.
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It was a hospital one.
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I haven't had one of those in a while.
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Guess I Know what I'll be
yaKKing about in therapy today.
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One day at a time, babe.
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One day at a time.
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I don't Know, I just- I waKe up
and I feel liKe I can't even breathe.
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They seem to be getting worse.
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I'm- I'm concerned...
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...but, gosh, I can't say
that I'm surprised.
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I mean, it's Halloween and Halloween
is a big trigger point for you, isn't it?
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Barbara...
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...I Know Michael Myers is dead.
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I Know he's not gonna come bacK
just because of some stupid holiday.
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- Laurie, they never found his body.
- So?
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So it's very hard for you
to get closure on this.
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I mean, he's objectively dead
but he's living in your mind...
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00:26:41,755 --> 00:26:44,385
...and he's living in your heart
and your emotions.
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So that's the reality
that we have to heal you from.
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The natives are getting restless.
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You were supposed to
be here 45 minutes ago.
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Everybody has been completely briefed
on why we are here.
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They Know the drill
so I don't foresee any problems.
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00:27:51,242 --> 00:27:53,576
Everything is Kosher,
as my people say.
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00:27:53,780 --> 00:27:56,376
I Know these journalists
personally, they're cool.
244
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Trust me, they are cool.
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00:27:59,224 --> 00:28:02,422
So I feel liKe this should be
really a positive experience...
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...you Know, and be really good
for the booK.
247
00:28:04,968 --> 00:28:08,098
Did you just mention "journalists,"
"cool" and "positive"...
248
00:28:08,308 --> 00:28:10,539
...all in the same sentence
without throwing up?
249
00:28:10,744 --> 00:28:15,276
- Yes, why? Is that a problem?
- It's just quite an oxymoron, my dear.
250
00:28:15,488 --> 00:28:17,319
LooK, can you just level with me?
251
00:28:17,525 --> 00:28:20,325
Is there going to be
a problem today?
252
00:28:20,530 --> 00:28:23,024
You are quite an odd one, aren't you?
253
00:28:22,647 --> 00:28:24,879
- Hello.
- Can we just not get personal?
254
00:28:25,084 --> 00:28:26,485
LooK at this. No!
255
00:28:26,688 --> 00:28:28,714
LooK, it's the wrong photograph!
256
00:28:28,925 --> 00:28:32,366
I mean, this is old Loomis.
This is new.
257
00:28:32,566 --> 00:28:36,403
Yes, well, old Loomis increases sales
by 25 percent, oKay? So just-
258
00:28:36,606 --> 00:28:38,575
I'm not going in there
until you get me...
259
00:28:38,776 --> 00:28:42,807
...a cup of PG tips with a splash
of milK, and I want it sizzling hot.
260
00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:45,044
PG what?
261
00:28:45,255 --> 00:28:46,518
Tea?
262
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,455
We don't have time.
263
00:28:49,797 --> 00:28:51,790
Fine. Fine, I'll go find you some.
264
00:28:52,002 --> 00:28:54,097
- Two percent.
- Two percent.
265
00:29:09,101 --> 00:29:13,040
Wow, the princess of punctuality
is a little late.
266
00:29:13,241 --> 00:29:16,146
Alert the authorities.
Laurie has been replaced by a pod.
267
00:29:16,348 --> 00:29:18,911
Whoa, wait, I'm early.
I worKed overtime last night.
268
00:29:19,821 --> 00:29:23,281
See, you're too together.
No, you gotta loosen up a little, babe.
269
00:29:23,494 --> 00:29:25,657
You Know, bring some anarchy
to the party.
270
00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:28,599
So you're saying I can start
showing up whenever I want?
271
00:29:28,804 --> 00:29:30,536
Not on my dime, sister.
272
00:29:30,741 --> 00:29:32,608
You can save the slacKer shit...
273
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:35,613
...for those corporate bloodsucKers
who can afford it.
274
00:29:35,818 --> 00:29:37,649
That's why we're going
down the toilet.
275
00:29:37,854 --> 00:29:41,555
Since 1946, this country has
been under the military-industrial-
276
00:29:41,762 --> 00:29:44,493
- FucK the man.
- Right on, sister.
277
00:29:47,173 --> 00:29:49,769
You're really interested.
I Know, I Know.
278
00:29:50,612 --> 00:29:54,451
I give in. You win.
The old man caves again.
279
00:29:54,988 --> 00:29:56,580
- What's up with him?
- I don't Know.
280
00:29:56,789 --> 00:29:58,589
Are you gonna come
and rocK balls...
281
00:29:58,793 --> 00:30:00,697
...with Harley and me
at the Phantom Jam?
282
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,593
Hells yeah.
283
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:06,239
But I'm not sure if I'm down
with the whole costume concept.
284
00:30:06,441 --> 00:30:09,277
What? OKay, wait.
ThinK of it liKe this.
285
00:30:09,481 --> 00:30:11,542
It's so lame that
it's totally cool again.
286
00:30:12,486 --> 00:30:14,821
Well, I still liKe my idea better.
287
00:30:15,391 --> 00:30:16,826
What up, dicK-licKers?
288
00:30:17,030 --> 00:30:19,694
Could you please convince
Miss Too-Coolio-for-Schoolio...
289
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,700
...our costume idea is totally rad?
290
00:30:21,906 --> 00:30:25,867
Dude, sucK it up, ho. We got a fucKing
theme going on. Don't screw it up.
291
00:30:26,079 --> 00:30:28,174
Plus we got you
that sicK maid outfit...
292
00:30:28,384 --> 00:30:30,046
...and dudes dig the domestic.
293
00:30:30,253 --> 00:30:33,054
Come on, you guys,
it's borderline drama-class nerd.
294
00:30:33,261 --> 00:30:34,728
- Own it.
- What do I have to do?
295
00:30:34,962 --> 00:30:37,558
Stand on this chair and show
the old hippie dude my tits?
296
00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:38,894
- No.
- Oh, Meat!
297
00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:40,596
- ChecK out my lady lumps!
- No, no.
298
00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:44,472
- I'll wear it. Put down your fucKing shirt.
- You give in too easy.
299
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,777
All right, you guys ready for it?
300
00:30:46,986 --> 00:30:49,011
- For what?
- Are you ready?
301
00:30:49,256 --> 00:30:52,194
KicK out the jams, motherfucKer!
302
00:31:00,043 --> 00:31:03,539
Michael, I'm sorry to tell you this...
303
00:31:03,751 --> 00:31:06,746
...but your mother
has passed away.
304
00:31:07,189 --> 00:31:08,817
She'll be back.
305
00:31:09,026 --> 00:31:13,022
No, I'm afraid she won't be
coming to see you anymore.
306
00:31:13,467 --> 00:31:17,134
I'll see her again,
but I won't see you.
307
00:31:17,611 --> 00:31:21,174
Ladies and gentlemen,
Dr. Samuel Loomis...
308
00:31:21,384 --> 00:31:26,449
...author of The Devil Walks
Among Us, in stores October 31 st.
309
00:31:26,894 --> 00:31:30,092
ThanK you all and welcome.
310
00:31:33,826 --> 00:31:34,986
Yes, ma'am?
311
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:39,430
Do you feel personally responsible for
the deaths of as many as 15 victims?
312
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:46,509
I have tremendous sympathy
for all the families involved.
313
00:31:46,716 --> 00:31:51,421
And do I personally feel responsible?
Ma'am, no, I do not.
314
00:31:51,626 --> 00:31:53,652
And I've said that many times.
315
00:31:53,864 --> 00:31:56,426
It's just awful and...
316
00:31:56,636 --> 00:31:59,071
...I was very nearly a victim myself.
317
00:31:59,273 --> 00:32:03,408
I'm not a psychic SherlocK Holmes
playing Superman.
318
00:32:03,649 --> 00:32:06,780
Since the authorities haven't
been able to produce a body...
319
00:32:06,989 --> 00:32:09,426
...do you thinK Michael
is alive or dead?
320
00:32:10,494 --> 00:32:11,896
Will he kill again?
321
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:13,860
Here we go again.
322
00:32:14,068 --> 00:32:19,273
LooK, let me maKe things
nice and sparKling clear.
323
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,641
Michael Myers is fucKing dead!
324
00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:24,115
Now, do you brain-dead
gossip mongers...
325
00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:28,421
...want me to spell it out for you?
D- E-A-D!
326
00:33:16,418 --> 00:33:18,013
Michael.
327
00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:20,221
Halloween is coming.
328
00:33:21,696 --> 00:33:23,164
You have to get ready.
329
00:33:24,101 --> 00:33:26,537
We are counting on you
to bring us home this year.
330
00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,074
I won't let you down.
331
00:33:30,011 --> 00:33:31,947
I Know you won't, baby.
332
00:33:33,018 --> 00:33:34,417
I love you, Mama.
333
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,459
I love you too, Michael.
334
00:33:42,269 --> 00:33:44,897
It's that same guy who's been coming.
You seen him before?
335
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,133
- Yeah, it's the same bum.
- Stealing our shit.
336
00:33:47,343 --> 00:33:50,145
- I'd recognize him anywhere, Daddy.
- MotherfucKer.
337
00:33:50,417 --> 00:33:54,516
Can't have drifters just coming in here
and taKing whatever they want.
338
00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:56,358
What y'all gonna do?
339
00:33:59,133 --> 00:34:01,194
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
340
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,104
Shut up, Ivan. We see him.
341
00:34:07,448 --> 00:34:08,438
Let's do it.
342
00:34:18,268 --> 00:34:20,102
You're just gonna scare him.
343
00:34:20,305 --> 00:34:23,607
- Daddy, what the fucK?
- Safety.
344
00:34:26,786 --> 00:34:29,848
Hey, you stupid, slimy dicK.
345
00:34:30,090 --> 00:34:34,326
I told you if you came on this land
again, I'd beat the fucK out of you.
346
00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:37,429
What the fucK you thinK
you're doing here?
347
00:34:39,109 --> 00:34:40,269
As big as he is dumb, man.
348
00:34:40,477 --> 00:34:44,143
LooK at that.
He's about 7-foot of fucK-tard.
349
00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:46,888
I'm talKing to you, shit-heel.
350
00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:49,117
You stupid fucK!
351
00:34:50,496 --> 00:34:53,263
I'm talKing to you!
352
00:34:54,304 --> 00:34:56,000
What's wrong with this
son of a bitch?
353
00:34:56,208 --> 00:34:57,699
Give him a taste of that here.
354
00:35:00,883 --> 00:35:04,377
- All right.
- Hey! No! You'll fucKing Kill him.
355
00:35:04,590 --> 00:35:08,029
- Wanna go to jail for Killing that turd?
- One more shot. Shut up!
356
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:12,226
Chris, KnocK it off.
357
00:35:12,637 --> 00:35:15,200
- Big man.
- Oh, man.
358
00:35:15,410 --> 00:35:17,845
- Come on, Daddy.
- Don't you come bacK, son of a bitch.
359
00:35:18,048 --> 00:35:20,279
Man, that was a professional
ass-whupping there.
360
00:35:20,953 --> 00:35:23,151
I'm jacKed.
361
00:35:25,195 --> 00:35:27,392
- You oKay?
- Shut up, Ivan!
362
00:35:27,599 --> 00:35:31,038
I'm so sorry. What are we gonna do,
just fucKing leave him out here?
363
00:35:31,240 --> 00:35:32,538
Get in the trucK.
364
00:35:32,742 --> 00:35:34,235
Come on now. Chop-chop.
365
00:35:34,445 --> 00:35:36,277
- Get in the trucK.
- I'm so sorry.
366
00:35:36,682 --> 00:35:38,845
I am so sorry.
367
00:35:41,359 --> 00:35:43,351
Shut up, Ivan.
368
00:35:52,547 --> 00:35:53,947
Seriously.
369
00:36:00,162 --> 00:36:01,596
- Jump up.
- You didn't need to...
370
00:36:01,797 --> 00:36:03,425
...fucKing beat him to a pulp.
371
00:36:05,271 --> 00:36:07,798
- I told the guy.
- FucK that.
372
00:36:11,049 --> 00:36:12,208
Oh, my God!
373
00:36:13,854 --> 00:36:15,186
FucK!
374
00:36:18,763 --> 00:36:19,823
No, Daddy!
375
00:36:49,287 --> 00:36:52,781
What are you doing?
I said I was fucKing sorry!
376
00:37:19,044 --> 00:37:20,136
Pizza.
377
00:37:20,345 --> 00:37:23,373
- Dude, you didn't get whole wheat.
- I forgot.
378
00:37:24,788 --> 00:37:26,950
Anybody hungry?
379
00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:30,187
- Starving liKe Marvin.
- Starving liKe Marvin.
380
00:37:30,397 --> 00:37:33,268
Has anybody at this table
ever wondered...
381
00:37:33,469 --> 00:37:34,698
...who Marvin is?
382
00:37:34,906 --> 00:37:37,775
I mean, the original Marvin
who was starving Marvin?
383
00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:40,644
- What?
- Was it-? Was it Lee Marvin?
384
00:37:40,851 --> 00:37:42,786
Who's Lee Marvin?
385
00:37:43,222 --> 00:37:44,450
"Who's Lee Marvin?"
386
00:37:44,893 --> 00:37:45,917
Did I stutter?
387
00:37:47,531 --> 00:37:50,970
Paint Your Wagon.
The Professionals. Lee Marvin.
388
00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:52,902
Cat Ballou?
389
00:37:54,142 --> 00:37:56,613
Cat Ballou. He was great in Cat Ballou.
390
00:37:56,814 --> 00:38:00,583
I can't believe you guys haven't seen
it. He was liKe playing this drunK...
391
00:38:01,055 --> 00:38:03,491
...but he's liKe the greatest gun
in the West.
392
00:38:03,728 --> 00:38:05,093
At one point he's liKe...
393
00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:07,392
...talKing about being a gunslinger.
394
00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:10,196
And he misses the barn.
395
00:38:11,448 --> 00:38:14,887
I wanna thanK the both of you for
maKing me feel as old as Methuselah.
396
00:38:15,087 --> 00:38:18,548
All I Know is I hope that dead, rotting
flesh didn't bump on my pineapple.
397
00:38:18,762 --> 00:38:20,856
A little dead, rotting flesh
never hurt anybody.
398
00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,796
God. Do we have to do this
every time we eat together?
399
00:38:24,003 --> 00:38:26,235
We need to get you off
the animal products, Mr. B.
400
00:38:26,442 --> 00:38:29,778
- Not gonna happen.
- Man was meant to eat meat.
401
00:38:29,981 --> 00:38:32,976
We, all of us,
have a little bit of caveman in us.
402
00:38:40,668 --> 00:38:41,659
God.
403
00:38:48,317 --> 00:38:50,513
How is it possible that every father...
404
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,156
...perfects the art of humiliating
their offspring?
405
00:38:53,524 --> 00:38:54,958
What? It's cute.
406
00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,533
Hang on.
407
00:39:30,037 --> 00:39:31,596
God.
408
00:39:35,146 --> 00:39:37,583
- Here.
- ThanKs.
409
00:39:38,821 --> 00:39:40,950
Sorry I was such a bitch earlier.
410
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,267
OKay.
411
00:40:13,424 --> 00:40:16,292
Where have you been?
I've been waiting.
412
00:40:17,197 --> 00:40:19,565
You Know
I can't come here anymore.
413
00:40:19,768 --> 00:40:22,069
My time here is over.
414
00:40:22,272 --> 00:40:25,039
- You're here now.
- Michael...
415
00:40:25,246 --> 00:40:27,182
...you Know I'm not really here.
416
00:40:27,651 --> 00:40:29,347
I wanna show you something.
417
00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:31,619
All right.
418
00:40:52,364 --> 00:40:53,764
I found her.
419
00:40:53,965 --> 00:40:56,027
I found Boo.
420
00:41:08,361 --> 00:41:09,760
My baby.
421
00:41:13,336 --> 00:41:15,363
Can we be a family again?
422
00:41:16,910 --> 00:41:18,845
Not yet, Michael.
423
00:41:19,048 --> 00:41:20,105
Not yet.
424
00:41:26,827 --> 00:41:27,853
Oh, fucK.
425
00:41:37,214 --> 00:41:39,411
Come here, buddy.
426
00:41:59,892 --> 00:42:02,989
So, Dr. Loomis, tell me. How long
do you plan on staying in town?
427
00:42:03,199 --> 00:42:04,790
Please. Sam.
428
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,471
ThanK you.
Well, I could stay a few extra days.
429
00:42:07,743 --> 00:42:10,145
- Excuse me, Dr. Loomis-
- I'm in the middle of something.
430
00:42:10,347 --> 00:42:11,644
Could I speaK to you? Please?
431
00:42:11,849 --> 00:42:14,253
- What?
- Please?
432
00:42:14,456 --> 00:42:18,088
Excuse me, my dear.
I won't be one second.
433
00:42:18,796 --> 00:42:19,787
What?
434
00:42:19,999 --> 00:42:22,127
OKay, I am all for selling booKs.
All right?
435
00:42:22,337 --> 00:42:25,433
God Knows I've done some things
that I'm not proud of...
436
00:42:25,643 --> 00:42:29,880
...but this is disgusting.
I did not agree to this bacKdrop.
437
00:42:30,086 --> 00:42:32,078
What's next?
Heading over to the cemetery...
438
00:42:32,289 --> 00:42:34,019
...and dancing on
the victims' graves?
439
00:42:34,224 --> 00:42:37,129
LooK, I don't thinK you
quite understand...
440
00:42:37,332 --> 00:42:40,770
- ... what I'm trying to accomplish here.
- Well, fair enough. I don't.
441
00:42:40,971 --> 00:42:43,373
Explain it to me.
I would really liKe to understand.
442
00:42:43,576 --> 00:42:47,483
I'm selling the sizzle, not the steaK.
443
00:42:47,851 --> 00:42:49,377
- The sizzle?
- Yes.
444
00:42:49,889 --> 00:42:53,327
The sizzle. It's bad taste is what it is.
445
00:42:52,899 --> 00:42:56,099
My God, it's business, woman!
Business.
446
00:42:56,306 --> 00:42:59,642
Besides, bad taste is the petrol
that drives the American dream.
447
00:43:00,714 --> 00:43:01,874
I thinK it's a mistaKe.
448
00:43:02,082 --> 00:43:03,641
- Oh, yeah, you do, do you?
- Yes.
449
00:43:03,853 --> 00:43:07,019
Well, when I want your opinion,
I'll beat it out of you.
450
00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:35,430
Die, you fucking bitch!
451
00:44:35,635 --> 00:44:38,265
You fucking bitch!
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
452
00:44:38,673 --> 00:44:41,371
I'm gonna fuck you-
453
00:44:41,612 --> 00:44:44,209
FucKing die, you fucKing bitch!
454
00:44:44,418 --> 00:44:45,646
You fucking cunt!
455
00:44:45,853 --> 00:44:47,415
Fucking bitch!
456
00:44:47,659 --> 00:44:48,854
Please, Laurie, please!
457
00:44:50,532 --> 00:44:54,367
You fucKing-
Die, you fucKing bitch!
458
00:44:57,410 --> 00:45:01,315
Laurie! Laurie, Laurie, Laurie!
459
00:45:48,647 --> 00:45:52,313
For most of us, Michael Myers
is a mysterious legend of evil.
460
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,919
But for Dr. Samuel Loomis...
461
00:45:54,122 --> 00:45:56,423
...the bogeyman is all too real.
462
00:45:56,626 --> 00:45:59,861
There have been rumors circulating
as to the content of your new book.
463
00:46:00,067 --> 00:46:01,558
- What can you tell me?
- Well...
464
00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:03,707
...after my last encounter
with Michael...
465
00:46:03,908 --> 00:46:06,379
...some startling facts
came to light...
466
00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:09,174
...and I just thought that
the public ought to know.
467
00:46:09,384 --> 00:46:11,115
Such as?
468
00:46:11,556 --> 00:46:13,114
Read the book, as they say.
469
00:46:13,326 --> 00:46:16,593
Weren't you horrified that
Michael's body went missing?
470
00:46:16,798 --> 00:46:18,770
No, not really.
471
00:46:24,207 --> 00:46:27,840
How you can lose a body, you
know, transporting it from A to B.
472
00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:30,776
You better ask
the sheriff's department that one.
473
00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:33,117
Well, do you think that the body
will reappear?
474
00:46:33,425 --> 00:46:35,920
Yes, probably. You know,
somewhere it'll reappear...
475
00:46:36,132 --> 00:46:39,934
...along with the Elephant Man's
bones at some sideshow.
476
00:46:40,139 --> 00:46:42,507
But as my old Aunt Miri
used to say:.
477
00:46:42,710 --> 00:46:45,771
"Freaks will always
find their way home. "
478
00:46:56,408 --> 00:46:58,242
"Hey, Howard.
479
00:46:58,446 --> 00:47:02,317
Can't afford the new tits.
Can you loan me some bones?"
480
00:47:04,424 --> 00:47:05,415
FucKing whore.
481
00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:07,789
Hey! Hey, Misty, come here.
482
00:47:07,997 --> 00:47:09,967
Come on, it's on.
Come on, it's finally on.
483
00:47:10,169 --> 00:47:13,367
I'm on TV. You're missing it. Move
your ass. Come here. LooK at this!
484
00:47:13,573 --> 00:47:14,872
Oh, my God, baby.
485
00:47:15,576 --> 00:47:16,875
LooK at that. I'm incredible.
486
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,811
- the smile you'll have on
your face at the Rabbit In Red...
487
00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:23,550
...when you see some of my girls
dance because they are fantastic.
488
00:47:25,261 --> 00:47:27,891
Hey, Howard,
where are those drinKs?
489
00:47:28,534 --> 00:47:31,130
Hey, boss. That's right,
they love you, man.
490
00:47:31,339 --> 00:47:34,209
- That's why the whole town loves you.
- Yeah, they love me.
491
00:47:34,412 --> 00:47:36,439
They love me liKe cancer,
that's how much.
492
00:47:36,649 --> 00:47:39,016
You looK liKe that big guy.
493
00:47:40,055 --> 00:47:41,490
The shit falls on his head.
494
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:43,753
"Grandfather, I'm mad,
I'm pissed off.
495
00:47:43,963 --> 00:47:47,334
Hey, where's my daughter with the
cans and the blond hair and the-?"
496
00:47:47,536 --> 00:47:48,936
What are you talKing about?
497
00:47:49,341 --> 00:47:51,869
Yeah. Green maKes you
looK sexy, baby.
498
00:47:52,648 --> 00:47:54,344
Green. That suits you, man.
499
00:47:54,551 --> 00:47:57,318
It really suits you.
It's liKe the color of money.
500
00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:58,871
- That's a good one.
- Here, Howard. TaKe out the trash.
501
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,708
TaKe out the trash, Howard.
502
00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:03,115
He's good at taKing out the trash.
503
00:48:03,321 --> 00:48:04,345
I'm funny.
504
00:48:04,557 --> 00:48:06,993
Yeah, I'm the big joKe.
505
00:48:08,163 --> 00:48:10,226
Hey, I'm on TV. Quiet.
Shut up. Shut up.
506
00:48:10,436 --> 00:48:13,134
Enjoy the fucKing herpes, old man.
507
00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:16,539
- I got an aura.
- You got an aura, baby.
508
00:48:16,747 --> 00:48:18,717
You have an aura.
You got two auras.
509
00:48:18,918 --> 00:48:20,819
- You're so bad.
- Really?
510
00:48:21,020 --> 00:48:23,184
- Auras are popping out.
- Let me see those auras.
511
00:48:31,039 --> 00:48:33,202
Two-faced bitch.
512
00:48:37,651 --> 00:48:41,317
FucKing Hoss. I'm fucKing
Hop Sing doing all the chores.
513
00:48:41,525 --> 00:48:43,118
You bitch.
514
00:48:45,033 --> 00:48:47,559
"Yeah, Howard.
515
00:48:47,771 --> 00:48:52,178
Can I have some money for
my dad's blood transfusion?"
516
00:48:53,516 --> 00:48:55,918
What the fucK you doing, man...
517
00:48:56,119 --> 00:48:58,557
...sneaKing around bacK here?
518
00:49:00,529 --> 00:49:01,929
Hey.
519
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:05,702
The boss don't liKe you bums
hanging out bacK here...
520
00:49:05,904 --> 00:49:08,399
...rooting around
through the Dumpsters.
521
00:49:08,912 --> 00:49:11,006
So get a move on.
522
00:49:16,224 --> 00:49:18,092
LooK, man.
523
00:49:19,231 --> 00:49:20,927
Don't give me no reason.
524
00:49:23,305 --> 00:49:27,142
I already sent
some sorry fucKing jag-off...
525
00:49:27,346 --> 00:49:29,508
...to the emergency room tonight.
526
00:49:30,786 --> 00:49:31,878
So...
527
00:49:32,088 --> 00:49:35,115
...I suggest you
taKe the easy road out...
528
00:49:36,696 --> 00:49:38,599
...and hit the bricKs, Dorothy.
529
00:49:49,753 --> 00:49:51,485
Trust me...
530
00:49:51,690 --> 00:49:54,687
...you filthy, dirty hippie...
531
00:49:56,066 --> 00:49:58,399
...you don't wanna be doing that.
532
00:49:58,638 --> 00:50:00,665
Copy that, downtown?
533
00:50:05,049 --> 00:50:06,039
FucK.
534
00:50:52,964 --> 00:50:54,865
It's technically Halloween, baby.
535
00:50:55,336 --> 00:50:58,933
How'd you liKe to be fucKed
by the FranKenstein monster, huh?
536
00:51:01,246 --> 00:51:03,944
You're my bride of FranKenstein.
537
00:51:04,384 --> 00:51:06,287
Big, green, scary monster!
538
00:51:06,489 --> 00:51:08,721
Oh, no. Oh, I'm so scared.
539
00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:11,663
- Titties good.
- No.
540
00:51:11,867 --> 00:51:12,960
Ass good.
541
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:16,174
I'm gonna give it to you good.
542
00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:18,538
I'm gonna give you
my jolly green giant.
543
00:51:18,746 --> 00:51:20,238
Jesus Christ!
544
00:51:22,518 --> 00:51:25,685
What are you doing?
Get the fucK out of here.
545
00:51:25,993 --> 00:51:28,292
Come on, get the fucK out of here,
motherfucKer.
546
00:51:29,465 --> 00:51:30,695
You're gonna stare me down?
547
00:51:32,304 --> 00:51:33,796
Stare this down, motherfucKer!
548
00:51:34,006 --> 00:51:37,810
Come on now! I'll fucKing blow two
holes right through your fucKing masK.
549
00:51:38,015 --> 00:51:41,044
I been to Nam. I'll taKe you out,
you hear me? I'll fucKing-
550
00:52:03,629 --> 00:52:04,997
What are you doing?
551
00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:18,432
Open the door! No!
552
00:52:19,142 --> 00:52:20,805
No! Open the door!
553
00:54:03,465 --> 00:54:06,562
Son of a bitch!
554
00:54:06,772 --> 00:54:08,967
You fucKing did it!
555
00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:17,081
FucK, what am I gonna do?
556
00:54:23,902 --> 00:54:25,496
- Hello?
- Hey, princess.
557
00:54:25,705 --> 00:54:27,037
Hey, Dad. What's up?
558
00:54:27,242 --> 00:54:29,770
Listen, is Laurie around?
559
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:31,540
I'd like to talk to her.
560
00:54:31,751 --> 00:54:34,083
No, she left before I got up.
Why, what's up?
561
00:54:34,289 --> 00:54:36,154
Well, could you do me a favor?
562
00:54:36,359 --> 00:54:39,228
Could you find her
and then call me when you do?
563
00:54:39,431 --> 00:54:41,060
Why? What's going on?
564
00:54:41,268 --> 00:54:43,260
Sweetie, I gotta tell you
about that later.
565
00:54:43,471 --> 00:54:46,136
Could you just do me
that favor, please?
566
00:54:46,344 --> 00:54:48,473
- Everything oKay?
- Everything is fine.
567
00:54:48,681 --> 00:54:50,708
I just need to talK to her, sweetie.
OKay?
568
00:55:16,950 --> 00:55:20,149
Are you a real redhead? ThanK you.
Have a good one.
569
00:55:20,357 --> 00:55:21,325
- Here you go.
- ThanKs.
570
00:55:21,525 --> 00:55:22,857
It's going very well, indeed.
Well done.
571
00:55:23,060 --> 00:55:26,055
Yes, looK at the crowd.
It's great. Great.
572
00:55:26,266 --> 00:55:28,532
Right, well done.
573
00:55:28,739 --> 00:55:31,369
- ThanK you.
- Can you maKe it out to-?
574
00:55:31,577 --> 00:55:34,639
- I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous. Chett.
- Calm down, calm down.
575
00:55:34,849 --> 00:55:36,113
- Big deep breath.
- ThanKs.
576
00:55:36,319 --> 00:55:39,883
Chett Johns.
No, no, actually, you Know what?
577
00:55:40,093 --> 00:55:43,462
- Chett, the bringer of death.
- OKay.
578
00:55:43,665 --> 00:55:44,930
That's Chett with two T's.
579
00:55:45,136 --> 00:55:48,131
- Chett, the bringer of...
- The bringer of...
580
00:55:48,341 --> 00:55:51,473
...death. Oh, man,
that is so awesome.
581
00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:53,708
- There.
- ThanKs. I wanted to let you Know...
582
00:55:53,919 --> 00:55:56,447
...that Michael is so much
deeper than those other guys.
583
00:55:56,657 --> 00:55:58,888
LiKe Dahmer and that bitch Bundy...
584
00:55:59,095 --> 00:56:02,727
...because he eats at the core
of the victim's soul, you Know?
585
00:56:02,936 --> 00:56:05,805
- How people ostracize those-
- All right. Well, thanKs so much.
586
00:56:06,009 --> 00:56:07,773
- You're the man.
- You're the man!
587
00:56:07,978 --> 00:56:09,469
- You're the man, dude.
- ThanK you.
588
00:56:09,681 --> 00:56:12,586
- You're awesome. ThanK you.
- ThanK you.
589
00:56:13,521 --> 00:56:16,653
Jesus. Well, we always have one,
don't we?
590
00:56:18,866 --> 00:56:20,392
Hi. How are you?
591
00:56:23,375 --> 00:56:25,173
Do you want me to sign this?
What?
592
00:56:25,378 --> 00:56:26,813
You don't recognize her?
593
00:56:27,483 --> 00:56:30,477
- Why? Should I?
- I'm not surprised.
594
00:56:31,389 --> 00:56:32,948
TaKe a really good looK at her.
595
00:56:33,293 --> 00:56:36,355
- Oh, she's beautiful.
- She was beautiful.
596
00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:39,061
This is my daughter.
597
00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:40,763
Lynda.
598
00:56:42,812 --> 00:56:46,273
- Your monster Killed her.
- Whoa, whoa, wait.
599
00:56:46,852 --> 00:56:49,449
- He butchered her.
- You have my deepest sympathy.
600
00:56:49,657 --> 00:56:52,129
Do I have your deepest sympathy,
you fucKing pig?
601
00:56:52,330 --> 00:56:53,730
- I'm truly sorry.
- You Killer.
602
00:56:53,933 --> 00:56:55,662
- No, I didn't Kill anyone.
- You Killer!
603
00:56:55,868 --> 00:56:57,996
All right, just calm down.
It's all right.
604
00:56:58,205 --> 00:57:00,073
You butchered my baby. BacK up!
605
00:57:00,609 --> 00:57:01,909
You butchered my baby!
606
00:57:02,115 --> 00:57:04,414
- Can we get somebody-?
- I'm gonna get you, Loomis.
607
00:57:04,619 --> 00:57:07,020
Get your hands off me.
Get your goddamn hands off me!
608
00:57:07,223 --> 00:57:09,750
It's all right. Everyone,
just calm down. Calm down.
609
00:57:09,962 --> 00:57:12,195
- All right, I'm fine.
- Everything's under control.
610
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:13,834
- Son of a bitch!
- He's got a gun!
611
00:57:14,037 --> 00:57:15,665
- I'm gonna Kill you, Loomis!
- Jesus.
612
00:57:15,874 --> 00:57:17,707
I'm gonna Kill you, goddamn it!
613
00:57:17,317 --> 00:57:19,914
I mean, the police said
that it wasn't even loaded, so-
614
00:57:20,122 --> 00:57:22,889
Oh, I feel so much better.
615
00:57:25,230 --> 00:57:27,198
All part of the job, I suppose.
616
00:57:27,399 --> 00:57:30,461
Spoon-feeding drivel
to the masses.
617
00:57:31,075 --> 00:57:33,045
Comes with its own bloody price,
doesn't it?
618
00:57:33,244 --> 00:57:34,713
If you say so.
619
00:57:37,721 --> 00:57:39,586
Just what is that tone,
Miss McDonald?
620
00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,953
Do you thinK I'm crossing the line
or something?
621
00:57:42,161 --> 00:57:45,565
I mean, do please feel free
to voice your opinion.
622
00:57:47,104 --> 00:57:48,698
Well, off the record, yes.
623
00:57:48,908 --> 00:57:51,572
Yes, actually, I thinK this booK
crosses quite a few lines.
624
00:57:52,916 --> 00:57:55,682
These are people's lives
you're toying with.
625
00:57:55,887 --> 00:57:58,620
There's gonna be
serious repercussions.
626
00:58:05,039 --> 00:58:06,564
FucK.
627
00:58:07,077 --> 00:58:08,841
FucK!
628
00:58:09,046 --> 00:58:11,017
FucK! FucK!
629
00:58:11,216 --> 00:58:13,118
FucK you, motherfucKer!
630
00:58:14,022 --> 00:58:15,650
FucK!
631
00:58:17,596 --> 00:58:19,689
FucK!
632
00:58:28,916 --> 00:58:30,010
FucKer!
633
00:58:47,084 --> 00:58:48,575
Laurie?
634
00:58:50,089 --> 00:58:52,686
Hey. Hey!
635
00:58:56,169 --> 00:58:57,830
What is-?
Hey, where are you going?
636
00:58:58,038 --> 00:58:59,734
I'm getting the fucK out of here.
637
00:58:59,942 --> 00:59:02,776
Wait, hey! Listen, my dad called.
He was trying to find you.
638
00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:04,211
Yeah, I bet he was.
639
00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:06,079
Tell me you didn't Know, please!
640
00:59:06,287 --> 00:59:07,915
- Tell me you didn't Know.
- Know what?
641
00:59:08,123 --> 00:59:11,619
FucK it. I mean, daddy's
little princess Knows all, right?
642
00:59:11,831 --> 00:59:13,164
What are you talKing about?
643
00:59:13,367 --> 00:59:15,564
Hey, stop. Calm down. LooK at me.
644
00:59:15,770 --> 00:59:16,932
What is going on?
645
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:20,012
Let me just call my dad, oKay?
We can talK to him.
646
00:59:20,215 --> 00:59:22,275
You Know what?
I have a message for your dad.
647
00:59:22,485 --> 00:59:26,185
Tell him that Angel says
"fucK you"!
648
00:59:26,526 --> 00:59:28,552
Who is Angel? Laurie!
649
00:59:31,869 --> 00:59:34,203
Hey, fucKing asshole!
650
00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:35,740
FucK you!
651
00:59:35,944 --> 00:59:37,378
Hey, sweetie, did you find her?
652
00:59:37,581 --> 00:59:41,783
Yes. She ran in and she ran out
screaming some shit about:
653
00:59:41,989 --> 00:59:44,184
"Tell your dad that Angel
says 'fucK you. "'
654
00:59:44,391 --> 00:59:46,054
Who the fuck is Angel?
655
00:59:46,963 --> 00:59:49,196
FucK, fucK, fucK.
656
00:59:52,141 --> 00:59:55,044
I want you to head to my house
and Keep an eye on Annie for me.
657
00:59:55,248 --> 00:59:57,740
Oh, boss, last year she tried
to KicK me in the nuts.
658
00:59:57,952 --> 00:59:59,387
You Know she's not gonna liKe this.
659
00:59:58,087 --> 00:59:59,249
Don't care what she liKes.
660
00:59:59,457 --> 01:00:01,858
Now head over to my place
and if she KicKs you out...
661
01:00:02,061 --> 01:00:04,498
...you just sit outside with a shotgun
on your lap...
662
01:00:04,702 --> 01:00:07,604
- ... liKe you did last year, all right?
- Yes.
663
01:00:22,066 --> 01:00:25,004
LooK, can I crash here tonight,
please?
664
01:00:25,205 --> 01:00:26,833
Yeah, oKay.
665
01:00:29,547 --> 01:00:32,575
LooK, I just found
something out that's Kind of...
666
01:00:32,787 --> 01:00:35,156
...freaKing me the fucK out.
667
01:00:35,658 --> 01:00:37,491
OKay. What is it?
668
01:00:38,431 --> 01:00:40,526
I went into this booKstore...
669
01:00:40,734 --> 01:00:42,704
...and I got this booK and...
670
01:00:42,904 --> 01:00:46,743
- ... inside there's a bunch of pictures-
- ChecK me out, man.
671
01:00:46,946 --> 01:00:49,213
FucKing sicK, huh?
672
01:00:49,418 --> 01:00:53,859
I'm a chicK dressing up as a dude
who wants to be a chicK.
673
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:56,753
- Shut up.
- What? Who died?
674
01:00:59,137 --> 01:01:01,164
Shit, baby,
did somebody really die?
675
01:01:02,676 --> 01:01:04,839
I'm not me.
676
01:01:05,815 --> 01:01:10,085
I'm not me. Do you understand
what the fucK I'm saying?
677
01:01:10,558 --> 01:01:12,287
Not really.
678
01:01:14,065 --> 01:01:15,693
Who are you then?
679
01:01:17,338 --> 01:01:19,603
I'm Angel Myers.
680
01:01:20,845 --> 01:01:23,315
Michael Myers' sister.
681
01:01:24,484 --> 01:01:26,785
All right, even I wouldn't
fucKing touch that joKe.
682
01:01:26,990 --> 01:01:28,924
You can't Kid around about that shit.
683
01:01:29,125 --> 01:01:32,461
- You're such a good little actress-
- I am not fucKing joKing!
684
01:01:32,866 --> 01:01:35,461
All right, if you fucKing thinK I'm lying,
looK at this.
685
01:01:35,704 --> 01:01:36,967
All right? LooK.
686
01:01:37,174 --> 01:01:39,168
There's me, Angel Myers.
687
01:01:39,380 --> 01:01:42,544
And here's my fucKed-up life.
688
01:01:44,388 --> 01:01:45,856
FucK.
689
01:01:46,826 --> 01:01:48,088
Maybe it's a mistaKe.
690
01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:54,099
Holy shit, dude.
691
01:01:54,340 --> 01:01:55,809
This is fucKing insane.
692
01:01:55,508 --> 01:01:58,310
Our next guest gained infamy
as a psychologist...
693
01:01:58,515 --> 01:02:00,450
...for America's leading serial Killer.
694
01:02:00,653 --> 01:02:02,884
"Leading serial Killer"?
The most notorious.
695
01:02:03,089 --> 01:02:04,887
"Leading"?
He's number one in his field.
696
01:02:05,094 --> 01:02:07,826
Anyway, his new booK is called
The Devil Walks Among Us...
697
01:02:08,032 --> 01:02:10,526
...is available somewhere.
Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
698
01:02:12,810 --> 01:02:14,675
- Dr. Loomis.
- Hi, David. How are you?
699
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,509
- Have a seat.
- Hi, everyone.
700
01:02:16,717 --> 01:02:19,210
ThanK you. ThanK you. Very nice.
701
01:02:19,454 --> 01:02:21,582
- Mr. Weird, how are you?
- Al's good.
702
01:02:21,793 --> 01:02:23,261
Great.
703
01:02:24,532 --> 01:02:27,229
Now, you've been criticized
and in some circles...
704
01:02:27,437 --> 01:02:30,771
...outright accused of profiteering
off the misery of others.
705
01:02:30,976 --> 01:02:33,675
I mean, how do you even
respond to that criticism?
706
01:02:33,881 --> 01:02:36,351
Well, you Know, I thinK that's
completely unfounded.
707
01:02:36,552 --> 01:02:38,581
I always get permission
when I do the parody.
708
01:02:38,793 --> 01:02:40,488
No, Al, I was talKing to Loomis.
709
01:02:40,696 --> 01:02:42,061
Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead.
710
01:02:42,265 --> 01:02:44,827
No, no, no, please.
It was fascinating, your answer.
711
01:02:45,037 --> 01:02:47,268
- Your turn. I'm done.
- If you've got something...
712
01:02:49,210 --> 01:02:52,047
Actually, I taKe great issue
with that statement.
713
01:02:52,250 --> 01:02:57,156
Besides, I might say that I've endured
quite a lot of misery of my own...
714
01:02:57,359 --> 01:02:59,794
...in order to tell this story.
715
01:02:59,997 --> 01:03:02,263
Yeah, everyone feels
real bad for you except-
716
01:03:02,468 --> 01:03:05,599
I have never ever been
so humiliated in all my life!
717
01:03:05,808 --> 01:03:08,279
- You were fantastic. Trust me.
- Nonsense!
718
01:03:08,482 --> 01:03:09,812
- Good night. ThanK you.
- ThanK you.
719
01:03:27,949 --> 01:03:29,383
- TricK or treat.
- Here you go.
720
01:03:29,586 --> 01:03:31,680
- ThanK you.
- ThanK you.
721
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,213
Are you a giant?
722
01:03:47,722 --> 01:03:49,656
Can we be friends?
723
01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:55,927
MarK, come on.
Don't talK to strangers.
724
01:03:56,137 --> 01:03:57,264
Bye.
725
01:04:01,514 --> 01:04:04,611
I wanna party. I've spent
my whole fucking life being good...
726
01:04:04,819 --> 01:04:06,414
...and look where it's gotten me.
727
01:04:06,624 --> 01:04:08,751
FucKing nowhere.
728
01:04:10,599 --> 01:04:12,362
FucK it, you guys.
729
01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:14,734
Are you guys with me or not?
730
01:04:15,907 --> 01:04:18,605
I just- I thinK that
we should stay bacK.
731
01:04:18,814 --> 01:04:20,612
I mean, what you need
is a mellow night.
732
01:04:20,817 --> 01:04:23,810
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, definitely. We can just...
733
01:04:24,022 --> 01:04:25,422
...watch TV or something.
734
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,562
Yeah, liKe, order some food...
735
01:04:27,763 --> 01:04:29,824
...and figure all this shit out.
736
01:04:30,034 --> 01:04:32,436
I want...
737
01:04:33,675 --> 01:04:35,233
...to go party!
738
01:04:36,213 --> 01:04:40,415
I wanna fucKing get drunK.
I don't fucKing care anymore.
739
01:04:40,887 --> 01:04:44,850
I want to fucKing party!
740
01:04:45,496 --> 01:04:48,024
- I wanna party.
- Well, you Know me. I'm totally in.
741
01:04:48,234 --> 01:04:49,702
Come on, she wants to party.
742
01:04:49,903 --> 01:04:51,303
- Please?
- Oh, please?
743
01:04:51,506 --> 01:04:54,706
Come on. Come on, boo-boo,
please?
744
01:04:54,914 --> 01:04:57,543
All right, all right, all right. Fine.
745
01:04:58,386 --> 01:05:01,324
- Has to be a chill night, though.
- OKay, a chill night.
746
01:05:52,579 --> 01:05:55,984
What the fucK? Andy, are you seriously
planning on standing here all night?
747
01:05:56,221 --> 01:05:58,554
- This is ridiculous.
- Hey, I just do what the boss tells me.
748
01:05:58,759 --> 01:06:00,318
Well, I'm the boss of the boss...
749
01:06:00,528 --> 01:06:03,989
...and I say move your shitbox
over there, KojaK. OKay?
750
01:06:04,202 --> 01:06:07,105
Don't maKe a federal case out of it.
Turn off the damn gumballs.
751
01:06:07,308 --> 01:06:09,072
I'll do what I gotta do.
752
01:06:09,277 --> 01:06:12,079
What the fucK are you
gonna do, jacKhole?
753
01:06:12,903 --> 01:06:18,243
Let's go. Captain Clegg
and the Night Creatures.
754
01:06:22,992 --> 01:06:24,393
Yeah!
755
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,393
- Do you liKe my outfit?
- I do, I do.
756
01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:48,573
What are you supposed to be?
A sexy vampire?
757
01:06:48,774 --> 01:06:52,736
I'm a chicK who's dressing up
as a dude who wants to be a chicK.
758
01:06:52,948 --> 01:06:55,249
But you are a chicK, though, right?
759
01:06:55,452 --> 01:06:57,081
- Watch your step.
- Put your hands...
760
01:06:57,292 --> 01:06:59,523
...down my pants
and find out, Wolfman.
761
01:06:59,729 --> 01:07:02,929
At this point I don't really care.
But seriously, you have a vagina?
762
01:07:05,104 --> 01:07:07,836
- You're so cute.
- You're gonna liKe my van, though.
763
01:07:08,043 --> 01:07:09,603
- You got a fucKing van?
- Yeah.
764
01:07:09,813 --> 01:07:12,113
It's got some drinKs in there.
They're roofie-free, I swear.
765
01:07:14,436 --> 01:07:15,962
The Shaggin' Wagon.
766
01:07:16,172 --> 01:07:18,300
It's a worK of art. I liKe her-
767
01:07:23,586 --> 01:07:27,422
What's the difference between
a jacK-o'- lantern and a blond?
768
01:07:27,625 --> 01:07:28,821
What?
769
01:07:29,030 --> 01:07:30,623
There is no difference.
770
01:07:30,834 --> 01:07:35,673
They both have a blanK expression
and they're hollow inside.
771
01:07:39,281 --> 01:07:42,616
I liKe them, you Know what I mean?
You shut the lights off, they glow.
772
01:07:42,822 --> 01:07:44,815
The ladies seem to liKe it.
773
01:07:45,428 --> 01:07:47,259
Yeah? The ladies love it?
774
01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:49,857
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
775
01:07:50,069 --> 01:07:52,438
- You get laid a lot?
- I get a good amount.
776
01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:54,442
Hey, Gianova, do the tricK.
777
01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,419
Watch this.
778
01:08:00,566 --> 01:08:01,534
I love it.
779
01:08:02,697 --> 01:08:05,691
- TalKing's not worKing, oKay?
- I'll shut up.
780
01:08:06,937 --> 01:08:08,840
I'm gonna shut up.
781
01:08:15,821 --> 01:08:19,819
OKay, looK. Time out, time out.
I'll be right bacK.
782
01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:22,465
- I'll be right bacK. One second.
- Where are you going?
783
01:08:22,668 --> 01:08:25,868
I gotta taKe a piss. I'll be right bacK.
Don't go anywhere.
784
01:08:26,074 --> 01:08:28,009
So who says I wasn't
into the water sports?
785
01:08:28,211 --> 01:08:29,238
A little golden shower.
786
01:08:29,448 --> 01:08:33,180
That's gross. You're a trip.
I'll be right bacK. I'll be right bacK.
787
01:08:34,422 --> 01:08:35,413
Hurry the fucK up.
788
01:08:37,026 --> 01:08:38,996
FucKing hurry up, dude.
789
01:09:16,435 --> 01:09:17,665
Oh, my God.
790
01:09:17,938 --> 01:09:20,408
No! No! No!
791
01:09:21,078 --> 01:09:22,910
Oh, my God. No!
792
01:09:56,511 --> 01:09:59,575
Welcome Dr. Samuel Loomis.
793
01:10:00,451 --> 01:10:01,816
Thank you, thank you.
794
01:10:04,459 --> 01:10:07,258
Dr. Donald Faber, who's
a noted abnormal psychologist-
795
01:10:07,464 --> 01:10:08,762
He's not noted.
796
01:10:08,967 --> 01:10:11,871
He says, "Nothing more
than a bloody horror show...
797
01:10:12,073 --> 01:10:15,511
...showcasing Dr. Loomis'
own self-inflated ego...
798
01:10:15,713 --> 01:10:17,910
...and never-ending quest
for fame and fortune. "
799
01:10:18,118 --> 01:10:20,555
- Put that in your scrapbook.
- How do you swallow that?
800
01:10:20,757 --> 01:10:22,350
Snap!
801
01:10:22,726 --> 01:10:24,786
You got snapped on by Weird Al.
802
01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:30,501
If I'd survived a shark attack, you'd
be gushing over every gory detail.
803
01:10:30,707 --> 01:10:33,271
- Begging me to show the teeth marks.
- God, no. Horrendous.
804
01:10:33,481 --> 01:10:37,214
Are you telling me there's no difference
between Michael Myers and a shark?
805
01:10:37,421 --> 01:10:40,550
Of course there is.
Good God, don't be ridiculous.
806
01:10:40,759 --> 01:10:44,221
I'm a little confused. Are we talking
about the Austin Powers Mike Myers...
807
01:10:44,432 --> 01:10:47,200
- ... or is this-?
- It's over.
808
01:10:52,030 --> 01:10:53,429
Mya!
809
01:10:59,743 --> 01:11:01,211
LooKing for me?
810
01:11:01,413 --> 01:11:04,079
Do you Know where Mya is?
811
01:11:27,361 --> 01:11:29,126
What do you want from me?
812
01:11:30,936 --> 01:11:33,304
It's almost time
to come home, Angel.
813
01:11:34,711 --> 01:11:36,577
Is she ready?
814
01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:38,375
Soon.
815
01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:51,796
Laurie, Laurie.
816
01:11:52,008 --> 01:11:53,773
Hey, hey! It's me, it's Mya.
817
01:11:55,048 --> 01:11:56,514
- Come on.
- Oh, fucK.
818
01:12:00,826 --> 01:12:04,286
Step. Steppity-steppity-step.
819
01:12:06,336 --> 01:12:08,431
Hey, I so wanna go bacK in.
820
01:12:08,641 --> 01:12:10,269
- And I wanna-
- No, no, no.
821
01:12:10,478 --> 01:12:11,810
- No. We're going home.
- Hey.
822
01:12:12,014 --> 01:12:13,448
Where's Harley?
823
01:12:13,650 --> 01:12:14,741
I don't Know.
824
01:12:14,950 --> 01:12:16,648
- See, we need to go bacK in and-
- No.
825
01:12:16,854 --> 01:12:19,622
She went to go hang out with
some dude liKe she always does.
826
01:12:19,827 --> 01:12:21,024
She'll find her way home.
827
01:12:33,821 --> 01:12:34,880
Hello?
828
01:12:35,590 --> 01:12:37,025
Hey, sweetie.
829
01:12:37,227 --> 01:12:40,394
Seriously, Dad. Please stop calling.
830
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,590
- OKay?
- Okay.
831
01:12:53,991 --> 01:12:56,462
I Know you love me.
832
01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:58,427
Oh, God. I love you too.
833
01:15:08,444 --> 01:15:10,972
I'm glad you decided to come home.
834
01:15:11,951 --> 01:15:16,017
Running away never solves anything.
Trust me, I've tried.
835
01:15:16,227 --> 01:15:19,962
I'm sure they have their reasons
for not telling me.
836
01:15:20,168 --> 01:15:22,069
Figure it out in the morning.
837
01:15:25,844 --> 01:15:27,439
Hey, world!
838
01:15:27,649 --> 01:15:29,172
Guess what.
839
01:15:29,417 --> 01:15:32,116
I'm Michael Myers' sister!
840
01:15:32,322 --> 01:15:35,226
I'm so fucKed!
841
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,602
What am I gonna do, dude?
842
01:15:40,106 --> 01:15:42,336
Just taKe it one day at a time.
843
01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:46,210
One day at a time.
844
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:50,015
- Annie was right.
- Maybe she's a genius.
845
01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:52,858
Home sweet home.
846
01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:09,842
My head.
847
01:16:17,325 --> 01:16:19,386
What the fucK?
848
01:16:21,799 --> 01:16:23,029
Annie?
849
01:16:30,416 --> 01:16:31,646
Annie?
850
01:16:34,389 --> 01:16:35,381
Annie?
851
01:16:37,228 --> 01:16:38,219
Annie?
852
01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:42,068
No, please.
853
01:16:47,081 --> 01:16:48,711
Now go have some fun.
854
01:16:49,619 --> 01:16:50,678
OKay.
855
01:16:51,056 --> 01:16:52,786
Annie?
856
01:16:53,761 --> 01:16:55,423
Annie!
857
01:16:55,999 --> 01:16:58,230
- No, baby!
- Oh, my God!
858
01:16:58,436 --> 01:16:59,904
Oh, my God!
859
01:17:00,806 --> 01:17:02,003
Mya, Mya, Mya!
860
01:17:02,210 --> 01:17:03,439
I need you to calm down.
861
01:17:03,645 --> 01:17:07,277
I need you to call 911. Please?
I need you to call 911.
862
01:17:07,487 --> 01:17:08,955
Go! Go!
863
01:17:10,727 --> 01:17:12,662
Oh, my God! Annie!
864
01:17:13,831 --> 01:17:16,030
Oh, my God, baby.
865
01:17:16,269 --> 01:17:17,295
FucK.
866
01:17:24,918 --> 01:17:26,784
Baby.
867
01:17:27,591 --> 01:17:29,253
Oh, my God.
868
01:17:29,461 --> 01:17:31,487
There's a girl in the-
869
01:17:31,699 --> 01:17:32,723
She's upstairs, she's-
870
01:17:32,933 --> 01:17:36,337
I don't Know if she's oKay. She may be
dead, but there's blood everywhere.
871
01:17:36,540 --> 01:17:39,376
Stay with me.
Please stay with me. Please.
872
01:17:39,579 --> 01:17:41,209
Please, I need you, oKay?
873
01:17:41,418 --> 01:17:43,444
Oh, my God.
874
01:17:43,654 --> 01:17:45,817
Oh, my God, I need you so much.
875
01:17:46,026 --> 01:17:47,323
Baby, I'm so sorry.
876
01:17:47,594 --> 01:17:49,152
Mya, hurry!
877
01:17:49,364 --> 01:17:51,801
I don't Know. I'm on Cherrywood Road,
I'm not at home.
878
01:17:52,003 --> 01:17:54,030
I'm at- Maybe it's avenue- Hold on.
879
01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:56,838
Stay on the line.
It's Cherrywood, I Know that.
880
01:17:57,281 --> 01:18:01,015
It's- We're at 1-5-
We're at 15 Cherry-
881
01:18:05,528 --> 01:18:06,518
Mya?
882
01:18:17,184 --> 01:18:18,652
Mya, what's happening?!
883
01:18:38,758 --> 01:18:41,025
It is him. Please go.
884
01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:43,192
I'm not leaving you.
885
01:18:43,401 --> 01:18:44,765
Baby, I'm gonna put you down.
886
01:18:44,969 --> 01:18:46,336
- No.
- I'm gonna put you down.
887
01:18:46,605 --> 01:18:48,404
No.
888
01:18:49,612 --> 01:18:51,171
OKay.
889
01:18:52,383 --> 01:18:54,479
OKay. Hold on, baby, hold on.
890
01:18:55,422 --> 01:18:58,259
You Know, Annie's gonna smell this
on my clothes and Kill me.
891
01:18:58,830 --> 01:19:00,230
Sheriff BracKett.
892
01:19:00,432 --> 01:19:01,924
I just got a 911 phone call.
893
01:19:02,269 --> 01:19:05,731
- So did you dispatch?
- Yes, sir, I did.
894
01:19:05,944 --> 01:19:08,344
- So why are you telling me about it?
- Because, sir...
895
01:19:08,548 --> 01:19:10,948
...the phone call
came from your house.
896
01:19:12,254 --> 01:19:14,314
- No.
- Please, baby, please.
897
01:19:14,524 --> 01:19:17,190
- I'm gonna stay right here.
- It's oKay.
898
01:19:17,396 --> 01:19:18,991
No, baby, no. I'm not leaving you.
899
01:19:19,201 --> 01:19:22,536
- It's oKay. Go.
- No, I'm not gonna leave you.
900
01:19:22,740 --> 01:19:24,039
Baby? Baby?
901
01:19:24,244 --> 01:19:26,544
Baby? Annie?
902
01:19:27,149 --> 01:19:29,118
Annie? Stay with me.
903
01:19:29,319 --> 01:19:32,780
Stay with me. Stay with me, baby.
Stay with me, oKay?
904
01:19:32,994 --> 01:19:35,967
You gotta stay with me. You gotta.
905
01:19:36,167 --> 01:19:39,161
Annie, stay with me.
906
01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:43,809
Annie?
907
01:19:44,650 --> 01:19:47,280
Annie? Annie?
908
01:19:58,910 --> 01:20:00,469
Annie?
909
01:20:13,637 --> 01:20:16,699
Don't leave me, baby.
910
01:20:32,674 --> 01:20:33,642
Annie.
911
01:21:30,181 --> 01:21:32,447
You don't wanna go in there.
Let me handle this.
912
01:21:32,652 --> 01:21:34,518
Where is she?
913
01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:36,851
You don't wanna go in there, sheriff.
914
01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,591
No.
915
01:23:04,229 --> 01:23:05,788
Stop!
916
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,798
Stop, please!
917
01:23:08,003 --> 01:23:10,063
Please stop!
918
01:23:10,273 --> 01:23:12,436
Stop! Please!
919
01:23:12,645 --> 01:23:13,976
Stop!
920
01:23:16,887 --> 01:23:20,554
Please! Please stop!
921
01:23:20,994 --> 01:23:22,394
Stop, please!
922
01:23:22,596 --> 01:23:24,191
Stop!
923
01:23:26,705 --> 01:23:28,435
Stop!
924
01:23:41,398 --> 01:23:42,925
Stop.
925
01:23:43,336 --> 01:23:46,537
Please stop. Stop, please.
926
01:23:48,879 --> 01:23:50,643
Stop.
927
01:23:52,820 --> 01:23:54,379
Hey.
928
01:23:54,925 --> 01:23:56,451
Hey.
929
01:23:57,063 --> 01:23:59,156
- Are you oKay?
- He's coming. Please.
930
01:23:59,366 --> 01:24:01,598
- He's coming. He's coming.
- No one's coming.
931
01:24:02,474 --> 01:24:04,066
- It's oKay.
- He's gonna Kill me.
932
01:24:04,277 --> 01:24:05,642
- Please!
- It's oKay.
933
01:24:05,846 --> 01:24:07,280
I gotta taKe you to a hospital.
934
01:24:07,483 --> 01:24:09,818
We're gonna go to a hospital
and everything's oKay.
935
01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:12,650
It's oKay. It's oKay.
936
01:24:13,226 --> 01:24:14,888
- Hurry.
- It's oKay.
937
01:24:15,096 --> 01:24:18,431
It's oKay. It's oKay. It's oKay.
938
01:24:18,636 --> 01:24:21,233
You're all right. You're all right.
It's oKay.
939
01:26:00,227 --> 01:26:01,719
Chief.
940
01:26:02,264 --> 01:26:04,133
We got another body
up on Eagle Road.
941
01:26:04,536 --> 01:26:06,369
We got a witness.
942
01:26:06,573 --> 01:26:10,570
She saw a large man carrying a girl
away from a crash.
943
01:26:10,781 --> 01:26:14,150
The state police believe the perp
is barricaded inside of a shacK...
944
01:26:14,355 --> 01:26:15,821
...just north of the crash site.
945
01:26:18,095 --> 01:26:19,083
OKay.
946
01:26:19,430 --> 01:26:20,420
Want me to handle it?
947
01:26:25,642 --> 01:26:28,044
- I thinK maybe you should drive.
- Yes, sir.
948
01:26:30,051 --> 01:26:32,349
People, roll out.
Going to Eagle Road.
949
01:26:33,123 --> 01:26:34,387
Who are you?
950
01:26:39,435 --> 01:26:40,834
You Know who I am, Angel.
951
01:26:42,741 --> 01:26:44,106
Now...
952
01:26:44,743 --> 01:26:46,576
...repeat after me:
953
01:26:47,416 --> 01:26:48,782
I love you, Mommy.
954
01:26:51,125 --> 01:26:53,493
I love you, Mommy.
955
01:26:56,567 --> 01:26:58,833
I love you, Mommy.
956
01:27:02,245 --> 01:27:04,510
I love you, Mommy.
957
01:27:05,150 --> 01:27:06,618
I love you, Mommy.
958
01:27:07,086 --> 01:27:09,319
I love you, Mommy.
959
01:27:09,592 --> 01:27:10,991
I love you, Mommy.
960
01:27:11,195 --> 01:27:14,257
Mommy, I love you! Please!
Please don't!
961
01:27:14,467 --> 01:27:17,201
Let me go! Let me go!
962
01:27:38,881 --> 01:27:40,906
You are surrounded.
963
01:27:41,150 --> 01:27:43,519
Come out with your hands up.
964
01:27:43,723 --> 01:27:48,130
- Help! Help, please!
- I repeat.
965
01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:50,265
You are surrounded.
966
01:27:50,468 --> 01:27:53,668
- Come out with your hands up.
- Don't! Please!
967
01:27:54,578 --> 01:27:57,513
- purchases today to keep that
10-year yield below 3 percent.
968
01:27:57,714 --> 01:28:02,678
That's a big issue. When stock traders
start talking about Treasury yields...
969
01:28:02,924 --> 01:28:05,488
You're an asshole.
970
01:28:05,697 --> 01:28:06,959
This is breaking news.
971
01:28:07,166 --> 01:28:09,296
This is Chopper 2.
I wanna take you below.
972
01:28:09,505 --> 01:28:13,375
This situation is just incredible. I
can't believe what I'm reporting, but...
973
01:28:13,579 --> 01:28:17,884
...a man who police believe to be
deceased serial killer Michael Myers...
974
01:28:18,087 --> 01:28:21,789
...has taken a hostage,
now identified as Laurie Strode.
975
01:28:21,997 --> 01:28:24,762
Miss Strode allegedly shot
and killed Myers herself...
976
01:28:24,968 --> 01:28:27,028
...after being abducted
on Halloween night.
977
01:28:27,237 --> 01:28:30,677
As if this story couldn't get more
twisted, it was revealed earlier today-
978
01:28:30,878 --> 01:28:32,709
God, no.
979
01:28:34,051 --> 01:28:36,043
Come out with your hands up.
980
01:28:37,626 --> 01:28:39,890
You're surrounded.
981
01:28:40,229 --> 01:28:41,789
T ell me you got a shot, Caleb.
982
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:44,801
- No, I can't get a clean shot.
- Damn it.
983
01:28:45,006 --> 01:28:48,171
In the shacK. You're surrounded.
984
01:28:48,444 --> 01:28:50,244
There is no escape.
985
01:28:50,449 --> 01:28:53,180
Come out with your hands up.
986
01:28:54,658 --> 01:28:56,990
- Waste of fucKing time.
- Chief.
987
01:28:57,194 --> 01:28:58,661
No sniper has a clean shot.
988
01:28:58,863 --> 01:29:02,234
Hey, hey, hey! Get this vehicle out
of here. Sir, get bacK in the car.
989
01:29:02,436 --> 01:29:04,372
- Hold this.
- Sheriff!
990
01:29:05,676 --> 01:29:07,306
Sheriff.
991
01:29:10,687 --> 01:29:11,745
Get up. Get up.
992
01:29:13,158 --> 01:29:16,688
There's an innocent girl in there
I might have Kept safe...
993
01:29:16,898 --> 01:29:21,338
...but for your greedy fucKing booK.
994
01:29:21,540 --> 01:29:25,207
I wanna shoot you.
I wanna shoot you so bad.
995
01:29:25,413 --> 01:29:28,509
I wanna shoot him.
I wanna shoot him!
996
01:29:28,719 --> 01:29:30,815
- I wanna fucKing shoot him!
- Sheriff, please.
997
01:29:31,057 --> 01:29:33,823
You son of a bitch!
You don't deserve to live.
998
01:29:34,398 --> 01:29:36,424
Please, I just...
999
01:29:36,634 --> 01:29:39,367
...came here because
I wanted to help.
1000
01:29:40,110 --> 01:29:43,549
There is nothing
that you have to say...
1001
01:29:43,751 --> 01:29:44,911
...that I wanna hear.
1002
01:29:45,118 --> 01:29:46,781
Sheriff, please.
1003
01:29:46,989 --> 01:29:48,514
You must trust me.
1004
01:29:48,791 --> 01:29:51,024
LooK, this is pointless.
1005
01:29:51,230 --> 01:29:54,259
Michael's never gonna respond
to hostage negotiations.
1006
01:29:55,137 --> 01:29:56,732
Get him the fucK out of here.
1007
01:29:56,941 --> 01:29:58,533
Listen, I can draw him out.
1008
01:29:58,743 --> 01:30:00,610
I can draw him out. I need to do this.
1009
01:30:00,815 --> 01:30:03,046
- Let me do this.
- Get him the fucK out of here!
1010
01:30:03,253 --> 01:30:06,225
All right, all right!
I can walK from here, oKay.
1011
01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:15,704
Get out of there!
1012
01:30:16,777 --> 01:30:19,442
Sheriff! I owe you.
1013
01:30:19,649 --> 01:30:23,020
- I owe you this.
- Goddamn it!
1014
01:30:23,623 --> 01:30:26,686
- Stand down!
- Stand down!
1015
01:30:36,849 --> 01:30:38,317
Michael.
1016
01:30:42,427 --> 01:30:44,019
She...
1017
01:30:44,229 --> 01:30:46,699
...needs to come with me.
1018
01:30:48,871 --> 01:30:51,137
- Come on.
- I can't.
1019
01:30:51,342 --> 01:30:53,744
He's holding me down.
1020
01:30:54,415 --> 01:30:55,939
What?
1021
01:30:56,151 --> 01:30:59,818
Listen to me, Laurie.
There's no one holding you down.
1022
01:31:00,059 --> 01:31:01,652
Let me go!
1023
01:31:02,230 --> 01:31:04,791
Listen to me, Laurie, listen! Stop!
1024
01:31:05,134 --> 01:31:06,626
Let me go!
1025
01:31:06,904 --> 01:31:09,035
Listen to me!
1026
01:31:09,611 --> 01:31:10,636
Stop it!
1027
01:31:10,882 --> 01:31:14,546
- Stop! It's all in your mind.
- No! No!
1028
01:31:14,755 --> 01:31:17,053
- It's all in your mind!
- Let me go!
1029
01:31:17,359 --> 01:31:18,987
- We are ready.
- Stop!
1030
01:31:19,662 --> 01:31:21,292
- It is time, Michael.
- Stop!
1031
01:31:21,800 --> 01:31:23,097
- TaKe us home.
- Stop!
1032
01:31:24,139 --> 01:31:25,767
Stop!
1033
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,860
Michael, for God in hell...
1034
01:31:33,437 --> 01:31:34,428
Die!
1035
01:31:40,184 --> 01:31:41,744
Now!
1036
01:32:33,237 --> 01:32:36,802
Hold your fire! Hold your fire!
75780
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