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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,300 --> 00:00:19,000 EYES 2 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,500 Screenplay by Valentina Hovenko 3 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,800 Cinematography by Vladimir Klimov 4 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,000 Dude, we need to go to the hospital. 5 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:57,500 It's urgent, dude, help us. 6 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,500 Our friend got hurt, come on, dude! 7 00:00:59,500 --> 00:01:02,400 Look, it's gold, dude, I'll be damned if it's not gold. 8 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:08,300 Music by Vladimir Davydenko Art direction by Valentin Konovalov Sound design by Boris Zuev 9 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,400 Fatima had a go with the alchie again. 10 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,500 Rustled some up in the bandaging room. 11 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,600 You idiot. 12 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:27,700 For your information, there is no alcohol in the bandaging room. 13 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,300 And there never was. 14 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,300 Alcohol is kept only at the operating room. 15 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,200 Go. 16 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 Hockey player? 17 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,700 Mhmm. 18 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,800 With a hockey stick or with a puck? 19 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 With a puck. 20 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,700 A puck hit is bullshit. 21 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,400 We had this Dyn admitted here, 22 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,700 he got whacked in the eye with an ice skate. 23 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,700 He was stuck here for two months. 24 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,500 And you, kid, will get kicked out in a week. 25 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,500 In a week? 26 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,500 And what did you expect? 27 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,500 It's not like with a hockey stick, it's a puck. 28 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,500 "Bruising of the soft tissue, hemorrhage in the sclerae." 29 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,500 No biggie. 30 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,500 Now my trauma is very serious. 31 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,800 The crystalline is affected. 32 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,100 Got shot with a slingshot in class. 33 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:28,500 Doctors thought my eye had gone to shit. 34 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,700 Blurring is guaranteed. 35 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:36,200 What do they call you? 36 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:37,700 Kostya. 37 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:38,900 Andrey. 38 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,700 And I'm Zhenka. Got any grub? 39 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:45,500 No. 40 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 You tell your mother to bring chewing gum. 41 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,500 The fancy imported kind. And plenty of it too. 42 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,500 With her son in the hospital, she shouldn't be a cheapskate. 43 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,200 Stand up. 44 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,100 Spermophilus! 45 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:06,700 Come here. 46 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Why me? I laid down here. 47 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,500 It was empty, I took it. 48 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,700 Do as you are told! 49 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,900 He took your spot. 50 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:23,100 The bed was temporarily vacant and he... 51 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 Spermophilus, 52 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,500 move while I am feeling benevolent. 53 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,500 Hurry! 54 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:30,000 Let him be. What's the difference? 55 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,300 There is a difference. 56 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,500 He is our fisher of the Pacific ocean. 57 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,800 He pees himself every night. 58 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:42,100 He already soaked one mattress, now he wants another one. 59 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,500 Don't worry about that. 60 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,500 Let him do it, I warned him. 61 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,300 Spermophilus, didn't I warn you? 62 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,600 Let go of my arm. Let go, idiot. 63 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,900 Not every night, not true. 64 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,400 Well, every other night. 65 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:02,200 Bros! 66 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,400 I know why he was so eager to move. 67 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,200 He wants Tanka for himself. 68 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:09,500 See this? 69 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,900 That's not the law. You lay where you were put, got it? 70 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,900 Tanka will be with the newbie. 71 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:15,950 Who is Tanka? 72 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,400 You see... 73 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,000 we have a law here. 74 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:28,000 Up there, two flights up, 75 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:29,999 there is the girls' division. 76 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:34,000 An identical ward, same two joined rooms. 77 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 The beds are configured in the same way, also six of them. 78 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,400 But there are chicks not dudes. 79 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:45,200 And the chicks and dudes who get the corresponding beds are considered a couple. 80 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,500 No one cares whether they like each other or not. 81 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:48,500 You're a couple. 82 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 It's final. 83 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 There is no swapping. 84 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,300 It's the law. 85 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,900 And you got lucky, bro. 86 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:56,999 You'll have Tanka. 87 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,800 She's a cool and fun chick. 88 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,900 She already wears a bra. 89 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,300 Well, I'd say my Tamarka is no worse. 90 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:08,500 The kinds of jokes she tells, you'll piss yourself. 91 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,900 It's our second month of kissing and petting. 92 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,500 I'll fuck her soon enough. 93 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:18,000 And Arturchik got himself Giraffa. 94 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,500 She's a tenth grader. 95 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,900 He needs to get up on a stool to reach her. 96 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,200 We are just friends. 97 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:26,500 Everyone says that, "We are just friends" 98 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,500 And then the girls wind up pregnant. 99 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,300 Fools, idiots! 100 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,700 Nikita, see whose turn it is today. 101 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:43,500 Today it's bed 5. 102 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:47,300 Lucky. He just got admitted and already it's his turn. 103 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,600 My turn? 104 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,000 You have a date with your Tanka. 105 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,300 But... - The law is the law. 106 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,000 Since the schedule says it's your and Tanka's turn, 107 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,500 You are to go to the basement at sundown. 108 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,700 Tanka will take you there, she is sly, she knows everything. 109 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:10,400 I believe you are her fourth. 110 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:16,600 Mail! 111 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Tanka was discharged, her parents came from Kemerovo. 112 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,500 Bed 5 is vacant for now. 113 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,000 Didn't work out, bro. 114 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:52,900 This means now it's the turn of bed 3. 115 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,000 Mine, my turn! 116 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,500 Nikita, will you let me wear your sneakers? 117 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:02,500 What? Last time you stepped into shit in them, I spent two days washing it off. 118 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,500 But it was dark. 119 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,000 And now the janitor changed the light bulb in there. 120 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,400 Let me wear them, please. 121 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,400 I'll be careful, it's the last time. 122 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,100 Please let me. 123 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,000 I beg you, it's the last time. 124 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,000 So, did she put out? 125 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Almost. 126 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,800 Almost doesn't count. 127 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,500 I stuck my hand into her panties. 128 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,800 Don't bullshit. 129 00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:22,400 And what's this? 130 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,500 Ogonek magazine. You were solving crossword puzzles. 131 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,100 Bullshitter. 132 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,000 "Got into her panties" 133 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,700 Like I don't know that nerd Natashka. 134 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,500 Look here, here. Here, concentrate. 135 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:12,500 Here we have a hemorrhage in the sclerae and bruising of the soft tissue. 136 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,800 Will I be here long? 137 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,500 About a week, then we'll see how it goes. 138 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,500 Is it possible to get discharged sooner? 139 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,500 It's really important for me. 140 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,800 Semifinals are coming up. 141 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,000 No, sooner is not possible. 142 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:44,999 Guys, someone got admitted to the bed 5. Some Nastya. 143 00:12:44,999 --> 00:12:46,800 They just passed a note. 144 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,600 You know what? 145 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,500 I am not going play your stupid games. 146 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,200 Some law you made up, it's retarded. 147 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,800 You are turning the entire ward against you. 148 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,500 Careful... you might regret it later. 149 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,500 Screw you. 150 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,300 You guys are all scumbags. 151 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:14,600 Spermophilus, slam shut your pie hole. 152 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,000 You are all tense. 153 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000 What happened, Kostya? I can see something is wrong. 154 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,700 Did you bring the gum? 155 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,200 Yes, a whole container, like you asked. 156 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000 So then give it to Igoriok and Oksanka. 157 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,500 Wouldn't that be a bit much for them? 158 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,100 You asked me to buy it for here. 159 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,200 I changed my mind. 160 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 You know what? 161 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,500 When you return home, you'll give it to whomever you want. 162 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 I can't bring myself to give such expensive gum to the neighbor kids. 163 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,500 I am not a millionaire. 164 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:49,950 Hi Nastya. 165 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,200 Hi. 166 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,300 You are dressed lightly, aren't you cold? 167 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,300 No dad, thanks. 168 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,400 Come along. 169 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:03,750 I spoke to the doctor. 170 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,800 Tell me, is he young or old? 171 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,700 I can't tell from his voice. 172 00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:16,200 There is this type of deep voices... 173 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,300 He is young. 174 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,800 Older than you? 175 00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,500 Not by much, maybe by a couple of years. 176 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,800 That means he's old. 177 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,800 What's important to me is that he is a capable surgeon. 178 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,700 And how is your ward? Did they greet you well? 179 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:37,900 The girls are friendly. 180 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,300 They are so funny. 181 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:44,000 They read out loud, taking turns. 182 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 All sorts of rubbish, but it's nice nonetheless. 183 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,700 And what about your radio? The batteries didn't die yet? 184 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:49,900 I forgot to check them. 185 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,500 No, it's working, I've been listening to it. 186 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,800 Is the food bad? 187 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,300 Revolting! 188 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,000 But in general everything is ok. 189 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,400 Everything is fine, dad. 190 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,200 Nastya. 191 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,200 The most important thing for you is not to lose heart. 192 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,800 In order for the surgery to be a success you must... 193 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,200 Keep up the fighting spirit. 194 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:19,700 Exactly. 195 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,200 That's what I am doing. 196 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,600 Does the eye hurt? 197 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,600 It doesn't hurt. 198 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,200 I'll get discharged soon anyway. 199 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,000 Don't rush it. 200 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,500 OK, I've got to go. 201 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,600 Where to, Kostya? I took a day off work for you. 202 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,200 I have procedures now, I must go. 203 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,300 When the boys call, tell them I'll be home soon. 204 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,000 I'll tell them. 205 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 What should I bring you next time? 206 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,500 Are you listening? 207 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,900 I'm getting discharged in a couple of days. 208 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,500 Fine, don't be lonely and obey the doctors. 209 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,500 And please, I beg you, don't get in trouble with anybody. 210 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,000 You can be such a... 211 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,200 Fine, see you. 212 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,500 Well, so long, I am going now. 213 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,800 Andrey... 214 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:49,400 Forgive me... I changed my mind ...about the law. 215 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,500 That doesn't count. 216 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:05,000 What's up, hockey man? Got the willies? 217 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,500 We already transferred you. 218 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,800 Traded you in for a newbie from ward 7. 219 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,800 What do you mean, you transferred me? 220 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,800 You heard it, it's so that this doesn't end in a fight. 221 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,500 Because then you'd be liable to get your second eye knocked out. 222 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:23,500 What's the point? In short, get your stuff and move your ass to ward 7. 223 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,200 The division head has been informed. 224 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,000 But there's no need for that. 225 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,000 What's the score? Me - 35, you - 6? 226 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,500 It's 35-7! 227 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,800 Don't bullshit me! 228 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,500 I am shit. 229 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,500 I am shit. 230 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000 I am an asshole. 231 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,500 I am an asshole. 232 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,800 A cretin of cretins. 233 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,500 A cretin of cretins. 234 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,500 A stinking billie goat. 235 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,500 A stinking billie goat. 236 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,600 Son of a bitch. 237 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,900 Son of a bitch. 238 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,900 A miserable pisser. 239 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,500 A miserable pisser. 240 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,500 Nikita... 241 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,500 Well then, we forgive you. 242 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,500 Get up now and and never act like this again. 243 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 All right, Vitek, be well. 244 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:57,000 Bye guys, it's a lot of fun in here. 245 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,300 Andrey... my spot in ward 7 is already taken. 246 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:19,800 Some wussy showed up. Sitting there all snotty. 247 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,000 Crying for his mommy. 248 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,800 That's your problem. 249 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:24,700 Go to the head of the ward. 250 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:27,000 I've already been, he is in a meeting with the head doctor. 251 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:31,100 Fuck, can't you sit and wait for him? 252 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,500 What are you, an infant? 253 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,000 What's there to wait for? 254 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,900 The nurse says there isn't a single vacant bed in the ward. 255 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,400 Buzz off Vitek, you are annoying me. 256 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Can I wait here? 257 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,100 What are we, a waiting room? 258 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:58,100 Were it not so dark, 259 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:04,200 Alisa would have immediately realized that she was being carried by the dolphins. 260 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,500 But she was so tired, so oblivious to what was going on, 261 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:16,300 that half a minute must have passed before she realized 262 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,900 that she was no longer swimming on her own accord, 263 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,800 but swiftly sailing towards the shore 264 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:30,800 on a strange ship - the backs of two dolphins, swimming side by side. 265 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Their dorsal fins served as the walls of the cabin, 266 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:41,000 and Alisa's hands, stretched forward were resting on their protruding foreheads. 267 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,500 Alisa did not dare prop herself up to see what was going on behind her. 268 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:52,500 Out of fear that the dolphins might swim apart and she will fall in the water again. 269 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:59,200 After all, she knew perfectly well that she will not last a single minute in the water. 270 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 Her arms and legs felt as if they were made of cotton. 271 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,900 Behind her she began to hear the gentle hum of a motor boat. 272 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000 That meant that the robots continued to pursue her. 273 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,500 'Hurry,' she whispered to the dolphins. 274 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:22,800 'We must urgently reach the shore before they begin to kill people.' 275 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,100 'Alright,' replied one of the dolphins. 276 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,600 Damn it, at the most interesting part. 277 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,500 I am so sick of them all. 278 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,200 Natasha, will the robots catch Alisa? 279 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,500 They probably won't. After all, she is riding the dolphins. 280 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,950 Is it candy? Or a chocolate bar? 281 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Mommy! 282 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,500 What's going on? 283 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,500 It's a mouse, a mouse, it bit me! 284 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 What's going on girls, what happened? 285 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,500 The 5th ward's got the rabies, they were all bitten by a rabid mouse. 286 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,500 Now they will have to get the special shots in the stomach. 287 00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,800 Not too tight? 288 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:37,700 Just fine. 289 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:42,000 Be careful, there might be nails sticking up from the floor. 290 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,500 Should I lend you my walkman? 291 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,500 No need. 292 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,500 As soon as you enter, look for a light switch by the door, got it? 293 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:56,200 When you are getting out of there, don't forget to turn off the light. 294 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,500 We don't need to leave any evidence. 295 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,700 She won't show up, I can feel it. 296 00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:19,000 Nonsense! Like I don't know what all these chicks are like. 297 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I've been stuck in here for over a month and not a single girl said no. 298 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Even Spermophilus gets to go on dates, tell him, Spermophilus. 299 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,500 With a real cutie too, a Mongolian. 300 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,700 She's got a bad leg though. 301 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 What do you all know? She is not like everybody else. 302 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:38,000 She is not like everybody else. Nastya is... 303 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,200 People, anyone got a hairpin? Mine broke. 304 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,500 Take mine, it matches her eyes. 305 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,500 It doesn't match anything and it's way too old-fashioned. 306 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,500 Vika, give me yours. 307 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:04,700 The red one. 308 00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:07,500 Is it cute? 309 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,000 Very, it's got bunnies on it. 310 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 No, not that. 311 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 Something abstract would be better. 312 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,500 A blue one, maybe this will fit? 313 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000 No, it's heavy. 314 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000 Generally, blue fits me. - Listen, run to Fainka, 315 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,500 You know, the ginger Fainka? 316 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,500 Yes. 317 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:26,300 And also ask about the blouse, for me, it's my turn tomorrow. 318 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:40,300 I probably couldn't survive a single day without music. 319 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,500 Literature - sure. 320 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:49,500 Well, theatre, painting, 321 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,500 cinema - not too much. 322 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:56,500 But what a happiness it is that music was gifted to humanity from above. 323 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,800 Sometimes I feel like we, people, are not worthy of this gift. 324 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:08,800 If it wasn't for music, I'd have probably committed suicide. 325 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:13,300 I don't want it anymore. Where should I put it? 326 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,300 Throw it on the floor. - Is it that dirty in here? 327 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,500 Well, sort of, yes. 328 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,600 No, I can't. Spitting on the floor is so animal-like. 329 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,500 Give it to me. 330 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,990 So you play the piano? 331 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,500 It's obvious that you are not a musician. 332 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,300 In our lingo it's 'phono'. 333 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,500 No, I am a cello player. 334 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,500 I have absolutely no ear for music at all, Tone deaf as a board. 335 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,300 Just like my father. 336 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,800 My gift came to me from my grandmother, she was a famous concertmaster. 337 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,800 What was her last name, maybe I've heard of her? 338 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,300 Doubt it, but it's Stern. 339 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,500 Sofia Karlovna Stern. 340 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,500 No, haven't heard of her. 341 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,500 Kostya, are you handsome? 342 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,500 I don't know. 343 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800 Well, do girls like you or not? Tell me honestly. 344 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:27,900 Honestly... probably yes. 345 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,200 Do you have anybody? 346 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Me? 347 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,500 Yes, you, you. 348 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,800 My god, you are so uptight. 349 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,900 So are you dating anyone or not? 350 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:41,500 No. 351 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,500 Why? 352 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,200 I don't know, that's just how it is. 353 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,800 May I touch your face? 354 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Touch it. 355 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,900 My hand is clean. 356 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 So, do I suit you? 357 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,900 For what? 358 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:17,800 Don't get offended. It's just that you see me and I don't see you. 359 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,800 You have to admit it's not fair. 360 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:30,000 Your hand smells sweet, like a lily or something like that. 361 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,300 It's lavender. 362 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,000 Our entire ward was priming me up for this. 363 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,500 One girl had this perfume, I like this scent very much. 364 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,000 I do too from now on. 365 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,800 My ward was priming me up as well. 366 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,500 These sneakers aren't mine, the gum is also not mine. 367 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,500 You have a nice face, girls must truly like you. 368 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:08,800 But what you wrote in the note, was that true or just sweet talk? 369 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:09,800 It's true. 370 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,000 I felt it. 371 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,500 Where did you see me, downstairs in the hall? 372 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:16,000 Mmhm. 373 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,800 Were you with your mother? 374 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,000 With my mother. 375 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,200 By the way, she has a lovely voice. 376 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,500 I don't have a mother. 377 00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:27,000 She died while giving birth to me. Too narrow of a pelvis. 378 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,500 Mine's also narrow. 379 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 I am being brought up by my father. 380 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 That's probably bad. 381 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,000 I am definitely a bit of a screwball. 382 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,500 A screwball? 383 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,500 Well, yes. 384 00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:43,000 Haven't you noticed? 385 00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,800 Kiss me. 386 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,300 On the lips. 387 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,000 How sweet, you don't know how to kiss? 388 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,700 Oh, just don't get offended, that's boring. 389 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,500 And in general, I can't stand bores. 390 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,800 And you, do you have anybody? 391 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,700 Mhmm. 392 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,500 And does he love you? 393 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,500 Probably. 394 00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:48,700 Do you love him? 395 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:54,500 Damn, I think I got a splinter in my hip. It's hurts. 396 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,500 Where? Want me to take it out? 397 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,000 It's a rather intimate spot. 398 00:31:59,900 --> 00:32:01,900 But it hurts, doesn't it? 399 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:02,900 It hurts. 400 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,500 And it can get infected. 401 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,500 Well, since it can get infected, take it out. 402 00:32:11,100 --> 00:32:12,400 Do you feel it? 403 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,500 Wow, a big one. 404 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,500 Do you have a hair pin? 405 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:21,300 A safety pin. 406 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,800 Does it hurt? 407 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,500 Mr. Surgeon, don't stretch this out. 408 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:36,500 This hurts, right? 409 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000 If anyone is enjoying this, it's not me, faster. 410 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,000 Here it comes. Done. 411 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,500 Thank you, dear. 412 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,900 You are welcome. 413 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:03,800 Maybe that's enough for today? 414 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,400 So, did she put out? 415 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,500 What are you stupid? Where is your sense of humor? 416 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:39,500 What's with you? I am not even saying anything! 417 00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:55,500 I shit on your schedule, I am going again tomorrow. 418 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,200 Understood? 419 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:40,950 Light sensitivity. 420 00:34:40,950 --> 00:34:41,950 What? 421 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,700 It's called light sensitivity. 422 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,400 When you can't see anything, but you can still feel the light. 423 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:55,950 Tell me about yourself. 424 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,300 What's your mother's profession? 425 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:01,800 Actually no, wait, I better guess it myself. 426 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,000 A hairdresser, isn't it? 427 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,300 Yes, but how did you guess? 428 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,950 Intuition! 429 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,500 No, is she really a hairdresser? 430 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,300 Really. 431 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,800 Well, if I can guess about your father, then... 432 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,900 I don't have a father. 433 00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:18,800 Why did you tell? 434 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,500 I knew it, but I wanted to guess myself. 435 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,500 I am sorry. 436 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,200 You'll break my neck. 437 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,990 You have an iron grip. 438 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,950 I know. 439 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:54,700 Do you work out? 440 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,500 I have to. 441 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,500 I've never done any sports 442 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,800 Is it worth your while? 443 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:02,500 Naturally. 444 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:09,800 I love you. 445 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,600 Kostya, Kostinka 446 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:25,000 But I am blind, Kostya. 447 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,500 My surgery is coming up. 448 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:36,800 I overheard the doctors saying that there is only 5% hope of success. 449 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,000 Kostya, only 5%. 450 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,500 With that miniskirt, it's off the hook. 451 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,500 I'll tell her that you aren't taking anything from her. 452 00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:56,000 OK, I gotta go, see you. 453 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,700 Later. 454 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Do you happen to be from the eye division? 455 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:02,400 And if I am? 456 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,800 Would you please ask Nastya Scherbakova from the 5th ward to come downstairs? 457 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,950 I can ask her, but I am not too sure if she will come. 458 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,800 Why, what's going on? Is she in a bad way? 459 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,300 In a bad way, yes. 460 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,300 Are you an acquaintance? 461 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,500 I am a friend. 462 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:24,600 My name is Dima. 463 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,700 Have someone read this to her, alright? 464 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:43,400 Fine. 465 00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,500 Alright, friend, wait here. 466 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,300 Oh, and also this. 467 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,300 And what are you doing here? 468 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:50,900 Here is the reply. 469 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,300 So, what does it say? 470 00:38:58,500 --> 00:38:59,900 Will she come down or not? 471 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,900 Did she write this? 472 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,300 Obviously not. She's got the freaking eyesight of 00. 473 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Any message for her? 474 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,400 Come again, don't forget us. 475 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,600 You've stomped all over my feet. 476 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,500 I am sorry. 477 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,400 I warned you that I can't dance. 478 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,400 I hope there are no fractures. 479 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000 Some strength you've got! Heavy, isn't it, Kostya? 480 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,800 Nope, you are my baby, rock-a-bye baby. 481 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,500 Listen, I am in a bit of a predicament. 482 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,500 A predicament? 483 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Yes, I need to use the bathroom. 484 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:29,500 You know, lead me to the ward and I will see you tomorrow, alright? 485 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:38,500 Maybe you can go in here? I will step out. 486 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:39,500 No, I can't do it like that. 487 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,000 But I'll step out! 488 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:41,800 Doesn't matter. 489 00:40:42,500 --> 00:40:46,000 Listen, do you need to do a number one? 490 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,500 Yes, I need to pee. 491 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,500 Let me take you somewhere, there are many places here. 492 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,000 And then we'll come back. 493 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 And I will walk out, I will not look, honest, Nastya. 494 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Listen, don't make an event out of this. 495 00:40:59,500 --> 00:40:51,500 But it's still so early. 496 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:05,500 Ok, go. 497 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,500 God, this way I'll forget how to walk. 498 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000 Natasha... 499 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:23,000 This surgery that I will have tomorrow, is it effective? 500 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,500 Well, on this bed here we had a girl, 501 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:33,900 Angela, and well, her surgery wasn't bad. 502 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:40,000 Her eyesight was improved by 30%. 503 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:43,500 Natasha, you are such a bad liar! 504 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:46,000 Is that even possible, 30%? 505 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:55,400 Don't move your eyes, look over here, like that. 506 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:58,800 Ok, good. 507 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:02,500 You are good to go home. 508 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:03,500 What do you mean, go home? 509 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,500 I mean go home, sign yourself out. 510 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:06,900 It's all healed up. 511 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,800 Forget your hockey and take up something useful. 512 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,800 Katya, so you are discharging him and on his place 513 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,500 Wait, I can't be discharged! 514 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,000 I need to be here, I still have pain in my eye. 515 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,800 You don't have any pain anywhere. 516 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:23,900 Please, at least 3 more days. 517 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:29,000 Well, one more day? A single little day? 518 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,800 Please! 519 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,700 How difficult can this be for you, to keep me a single day? Please! 520 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,300 You are an adult, Morozov. 521 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:43,500 You understand that there are hundreds, thousands of sick children out there. 524 00:43:43, 00 --> 00:43:46,400 And you, a practically healthy man, are taking up their place. 522 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,700 Prepare the discharge papers, Katya. 523 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:44,000 Are you here, Kostya? Your mother is looking for you. 524 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 Zhenya, is that you? 525 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000 Yeah. 526 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:59,700 I can't see anything. Where are you? 527 00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,600 I am here. 528 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:03,600 Come closer. 529 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,800 I can't see anything. 530 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,100 How can you not see anything? 531 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,400 I see absolutely nothing. 532 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:25,500 I see absolutely nothing. 533 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,500 Say, they won't discharge me now, right? 534 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,500 Of course they won't discharge you now. Screw them all, Kostya. 535 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:49,000 A few days ago the newspaper Vechernaya Moskva featured an interesting article titled "Baby moose adopted by a kind man." 536 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,500 What do you want? 537 00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:54,500 One of ours has complications, He's gotten worse. 538 00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:59,500 Complications? What sort of complications? 539 00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:01,700 Well, he went blind. 540 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,200 Ah, I am familiar with this complication. 541 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,800 It's a paradox. First time in my practice. 542 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,500 Can you imagine, Tigran, he doesn't want to be discharged. 543 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,500 I can't see anything. 544 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:23,600 A real artist. 545 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 Simply amazing. 546 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 I really cannot see anything. 547 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Listen, buddy, get the hell out of here! 548 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,500 Think you found yourself playmates for a game of cat and mouse? 549 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:36,500 I cannot see anything, you assholes, you fascists, I really can't see! 550 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,500 What a piece of trash! 551 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,500 Fine, go relax in the hallway. 552 00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:52,500 Have a sit, calm down, I will examine you. 553 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,500 He is working it naturally. 554 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,000 I am telling you, they are all Stanislavskis here. 555 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,000 Now, you sit here, I'll be right back. 556 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,500 The arteries are narrowed, and identically so on both sides. 557 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:30,500 Have a look. 558 00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,900 So do you see? 559 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,500 And what is that, at 9 o'clock? 560 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:43,500 Well, that's normal. 561 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,000 What does the trauma have to do with it, Elizaveta Andreevna? 562 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000 You will not discharge me now? 563 00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,500 We won't. 564 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,400 The professor will see you tomorrow. 565 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:10,000 How did it go? Did you screw with our Doctor Aybolit? 566 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,000 You are a beast! You got them shitting bricks. 567 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:18,000 They were running around like they had hot pokers up their asses. 568 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,500 You are one brave dude. 569 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,500 Is my mother downstairs? 570 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:24,000 Yup. 571 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,500 Go tell her I am busy, she should go home. 572 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,300 Alright. 573 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,400 Give me your hand. 574 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,500 Lead me to the ward, please. 575 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:44,800 Cut it out! 576 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,300 You moron, I really can't see anything. 577 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,500 When are they going to be done in there? 578 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,500 Leave them be, we'll walk them back later. 579 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,500 Remember that Nastya is having her surgery tomorrow. 580 00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,000 Ugh, love! 581 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:25,000 You know why nature created love? All these sighs? 582 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Why? 583 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,500 It's about deceit. 584 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,000 In the course of evolution, nature has lured humanity with a bait. 585 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Beautiful eyes, lips, hair, and figures. 586 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 "Go on, fall in love!" 587 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,500 But the primary goal is reproduction, to preserve the species. 588 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,700 You are an idiot. 589 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,000 And here is another game. 590 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000 It's called "Battle." I learned it while camping. 591 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:58,500 Remember, our first evening, when you kissed my splinter? 592 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,200 Of course I remember. 593 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,000 It gave me a very strange feeling. 594 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,000 Like I was going to die. 595 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,800 Die? 596 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,500 From happiness. 597 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,800 I will kiss it again now. 598 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:25,000 Wait... is the light on? 599 00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:27,500 I don't know, Nastya. 600 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:28,500 It was triggered by psychological trauma. 601 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:31,000 After all, he really did not want to get discharged. 602 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 He wanted to stay at any cost. 603 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:43,000 It's as if his brain gave an order to the blood vessels that supply the fundus. 604 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:47,000 There was a spasm in the arteries of the retina. 605 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,000 They contracted. 606 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,000 The visual analyzers' blood flow was cut off. 607 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,500 Spasms - that's why he can't see. 608 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:58,500 Professor, is there hope? 609 00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:00,500 The case is so rare. 610 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,500 It's unique really. 611 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:09,500 I will not hazard any prognoses, but we will keep treating him. 612 00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:11,000 We must get rid of the spasm. 613 00:52:11,500 --> 00:52:14,500 Elizaveta Andreevna, did you contact the neuropathologist? 614 00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:15,500 Yes, of course. 615 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,500 Well, you see, we will do our best. 616 00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:21,500 Excuse me, I have a difficult surgery today. 617 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,000 Well, that's it. 618 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,000 How did we manage time-wise? 619 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:01,000 2 hours, 14 minutes. 620 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,000 Bandages. 621 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:11,000 What's going on here? 622 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,500 Calm down, we will help you. 623 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,000 Where is she? 624 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000 So then... 625 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,000 take care Nikita. 626 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,000 Maybe our paths will cross somewhere. 627 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:12,500 Kostya, wake up. 628 00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:14,000 Andrey is being discharged. 629 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,500 Mate, be well, grossmeister. 630 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:18,600 Where are you? 631 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,300 See ya! Say hi to Nastya. 632 00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:25,000 I will. 633 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,800 Guys, guys, they locked the basement. 634 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,300 Put on a padlock this big. 635 00:55:31,300 --> 00:55:32,800 Brought in some equipment down there. 636 00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,700 That's it then, the good life is over. 637 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Anyway, goodbye, Spermophilus, I am outta here! 638 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,200 Don't piss yourself anymore! 639 00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:45,500 Tatiana Petrovna, are we canceling penicillin for Ivanova? 640 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 Grigorieva, come to the phone, it's urgent. 641 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,800 Thank you, I am coming. 642 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Bunnies! 643 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,500 Close the right one. 644 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,000 How many? 645 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,000 Two. 646 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 And now? 647 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,000 One. 648 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,000 And now? 649 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:44,500 Three! 650 00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,900 Cover the left eye. 651 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,000 How many? 652 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,300 Four. 653 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,000 And this? 654 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000 One. 655 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000 And this? 656 00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:01,500 Two! 657 00:57:33,500 --> 00:57:34,500 Who's there? 658 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,100 Shukrat, is that you? 659 00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:44,500 Why aren't you answering? 660 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,500 Or is it not you? 661 00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,500 You bitch, you little filthy thief! 662 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,500 Here, grandma, this is the Nastya I've been telling you about! 663 00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:33,500 Hello. 664 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,000 Here she is. 665 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,300 Hi, we've been waiting for you for a whole hour! 666 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:55,500 I am Arthur and here is Kostya. 667 00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:59,500 Forgive me... I was detained in the bandage room. 668 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,800 Nastya, where are you? 669 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:06,000 Everything is alright? 670 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,500 Nastya, everything is well, right? 671 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,500 I told you everything be all right. 672 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,500 And we've had Andrey discharged from our ward. 673 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:18,000 Also with an improvement. Remember Andrey, Nastya? 674 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,200 I should go. 675 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:34,500 They must examine me with a slit lamp. 676 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,500 See you later. 677 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,222 Radio: it's time to pay the dues, but the question of who will be paying, 678 01:00:59,222 --> 01:01:05,222 and how to distribute the means provided by the developed countries for the environmental needs became the main point of argument at the conference. 679 01:01:05,667 --> 01:01:11,889 The claims of the former socialist countries for obtaining a special status in receiving western aid, as the victims of the totalitarian system, 680 01:01:11,889 --> 01:01:16,111 were met with indignation by the delegates from the countries of the third world, 681 01:01:16,111 --> 01:01:20,333 who felt that the developing countries must be the main recipients of this aid. 682 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:24,555 Nevertheless, after a lengthy discussion, certain agreements were reached. 683 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:28,778 Among them the agreement to work out solutions to the hothouse effect. 684 01:01:28,778 --> 01:01:33,000 A convention for the defense of the biological diversity of flora and fauna. 685 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,000 Did you take the pills? 686 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:34,800 Yes. 687 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Do you want your potatoes boiled or fried? 688 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,700 I don't care. 689 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,300 Maybe I should invite Igorek, he would read for you. 690 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:51,000 No need. 691 01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:55,000 I won't go to work at all if you want. 692 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,500 I have very few clients today anyway. 694 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,200 It's fine, go, everything is ok. 695 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,000 By the way, I forgot to tell you. I set the alarm for you for six. 696 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,700 There will be a sports news broadcast. Don't forget, ok? 697 01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:36,500 Excuse me... 698 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:40,100 I just felt a heart murmur. 699 01:04:56,500 --> 01:05:00,500 Open Kostya, open up... 700 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:08,000 I beg you, open up, it's mom, Kostya, I beg you! 701 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:14,000 You! It's your fault! 702 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:34,000 Young man, run away from her. 703 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,500 She is rotten. 704 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,000 That's not true! 705 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,000 What? 706 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,300 You don't understand a thing. 707 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:46,000 I don't know how to and I don't want to pretend. 708 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:55,000 Kostya is a stranger. 709 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,200 I am sorry. 710 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:08,300 Alright. 711 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,400 To hell with you. 712 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,800 Live as you see fit. 713 01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,600 If your conscience is clear. 714 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:24,500 Hold on, Kostya. 715 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:35,000 Christ, who in the world could that be? 716 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,500 Let me rinse your arms first. 717 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:41,000 Hold this, you got it? 718 01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:44,000 I'll be right back. 719 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,000 Hello. 720 01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,000 Come in. 721 01:09:04,800 --> 01:09:06,800 Wait until I finish washing him. 722 01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,500 Mom, who is it? 723 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,500 Who just came in? 724 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,000 Who just came in? 725 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:49,500 Here, put this on. 726 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,000 It's Japanese. 727 01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,000 Take it away, I will not come out. 728 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,200 She should leave. 729 01:09:58,800 --> 01:09:59,500 Young lady? 730 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,000 I am leaving, 731 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,000 I need to go to a store. It's urgent. 732 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:04,500 Go away. 733 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:08,500 I don't need charity. 734 01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:12,500 I know you are here. 735 01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:14,000 I can feel it. 736 01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:32,000 Wait! 737 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:05,800 Kostya? 738 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,100 Where are you? 739 01:16:15,900 --> 01:16:17,500 I'll be with you shortly, Nastya. 740 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:18,500 Just a minute. 741 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,300 Do you see? Over there on the roof? 742 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:50,500 How did it got on the roof? 743 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:52,500 A sled. 743 01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:55,500 Where? 744 01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:58,900 Oh, yes. 745 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,500 It's really a sled. 746 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:09,000 Strange, how did it get there? 747 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:12,500 No, wait... is it true? You see it? 748 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:17,000 Sleds, what nonsense! 749 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:20,300 Kostya! 750 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:27,500 Such nonsense! A sled! 53289

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