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So how was
the blind date?
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She was a jedi.
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Lightsaber, robes.
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Whole nine yards.
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Weird, she was.
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Wow, you're really having
a terrible dating year.
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Kate:
Although it's been
a banner year
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For the lotion people.
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Keeping them
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In business.
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Single-handedly.
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Hey, guys. So, I've decided
to get andi a push present
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For the birth of
the second baby.
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Aw, what are you thinking?
Okay.
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A brand-new... Roof.
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Seriously,
what are you thinking?
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I'm not talking composite.
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Slate!
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Yeah, come on, babe.
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Slate is the most romantic
of all the roofs.
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Very funny. But andi and I
both enjoy practical gifts,
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And there are some home
improvements we need to make.
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so boring.
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You see? This is
why I'm not married.
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Yeah, that's why.
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Look, bobby,
you need help.
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I'll come with.
Why?
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Andi loves every gift
I've ever gotten her.
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Oh, that's so sweet. And wrong.
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What?
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She doesn't like
your gifts, dude.
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That's not true.
What about the...
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No.
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Yeah, but what about the...
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She didn't.
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You're not even letting me...
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Don't have to.
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Well, she said she liked
them. Why would she lie?
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'cause she cares
about your feelings. Luckily,
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I don't. So I'm gonna
give it to you straight.
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You stink at this, but...
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Don't worry.
I'll help you.
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Okay. Sounds good.
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We can head
over to the...
She hates that place.
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¶ ¶
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Hello.
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Hey. I'm on my way.
Are you ready?
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Um...
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Oh, andi, you forgot?
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You said you'd help me
answer phones
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At lowell's
tortoise sanctuary telethon.
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Oh, that's right.
The turtle thing.
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So glad you remembered
that I said I'd do that.
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Okay, I'll text
when I'm outside.
W-wait.
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I can't make it.
Wait,
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What? Why not?
The truth is I just...
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Can't get out of bed.
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Oh, no. You're on bed rest?
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since when?
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No, no. I'm not...
Oh, my god.
My cousin was put on bed rest,
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And it was awful. All she could
do was just lie there
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And eat and watch tv.
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For weeks.
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It is... It is devastating.
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I can't do anything.
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No turtle-thon, no errands,
no chores,
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Nothing.
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That was a
solid workout.
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You drank smoothies and
watched a women's spin class.
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And you lifted weights
with a bunch of sweaty dudes,
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So who had the better morning?
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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I may have had
one too many smoothies.
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well, can you
make it back to the house?
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Nope.
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I'm at defcon 1, and my colon
has the launch codes.
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You just ran
a stop sign.
Yeah.
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Defcon 1, dude.
Normal rules do not apply.
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Luckily, we're near my old
house. I still have my key.
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What? You can't just break
into your ex-wife's house.
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Yeah, well, you can't have sex
with your couples' therapist
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Either,
but that didn't stop val.
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Yeah, but what if she's home?
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She won't be.
She works on saturdays.
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At the nice little boutique
she bought with my money.
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Well? You going in?
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Just got to wait
till this wave passes.
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Keep talking.
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How 'bout this?
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Oh, yeah, that would
be perfect.
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If andi worked in a
tijuana whorehouse.
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That. That's the one.
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Sir, we'd like
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To see that please.
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You have
excellent taste.
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Obviously.
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How much?
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What, is this priced in yen?
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Perhaps you should try
the jeweler at the mall.
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They have a fine selection
of key chains and lighters
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With the name
of your state on it.
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Great idea.
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We'll grab some jewelry,
head over to brookstone,
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Sit in the massage chair and
pretend like we're gonna buy it.
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would you
excuse us a moment?
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Andi would love
that necklace.
And I'd love
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To get it for her,
but I can't afford that.
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The price is merely
a suggestion.
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It's on the tag.
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Lots of things are on tags.
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"do not tear off mattress."
"caution: Flammable."
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"choking hazard
for children under three."
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You ignore those,
don't you?
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No.
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And remind me never
to let you babysit.
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look, bobby,
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Why do you think
I'm so successful?
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Because you're scary
and you talk fast.
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That and because I know
how to get a good deal.
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Now, I'm gonna get you
50% off that price.
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Just follow my lead
and do what I say.
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Okay.
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Ah, looks like the missus has
her heart set on this necklace.
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no, she's not...
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Gonna pay this?
You got that right.
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Man:
Henry,
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Can I have the key
to the case?
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A moment.
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:
What are you doing?
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Oh, this is great.
He thinks we're married.
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That's gonna help us
in the negotiations.
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How?
Because a wife has more
bargaining power than a friend.
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I can say no, I can walk away,
I can diminish you.
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Why do you have
to diminish me?
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Oh, that's just a bonus.
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Wait a minute.
My st. Louis snow globe?
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Val said my movers lost this.
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"help. Woman here. Not val.
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I'm hiding in her clitoris."
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I'm gonna assume
that's an autocorrect thing.
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Three percent off?
Three percent?
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This is a good price.
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I don't agree.
She doesn't agree.
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Let's face it, you mark
everything up by 200%.
200%.
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So you're still
making a fortune.
A fortune.
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We'll pay half the
suggested retail price and
let you get back to your day.
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Please, I have this covered.
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I'm sorry. I guess
we're just too far apart.
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I guess so. We won't waste
any more of your time.
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Let's go.
We're going.
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:
Why are we going?
We're not.
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He's going
to call us back in three,
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Two, one, one.
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Mrs. Mcallister!
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Okay, I was off by one.
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Yeah, I'm so sorry, janie,
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But, no, I'm not gonna be able
to make it to book club.
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Oh, stop it. I am not brave.
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No, no, no, no.
You don't have to do that. Oh...
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Okay, a muffin basket
sounds fantastic.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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Will:
Who is this woman
and why is she in val's house?
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God, what a year.
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Divorce, one bad date
after another
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And now I'm trapped
in a closet.
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In retrospect, maybe I
should've gone to the bathroom
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At a gas station.
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But they're so gross.
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This much talking to myself
is just sad.
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Then again...
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I do have a lot
of interesting thoughts.
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Oh, thank god. She's standing.
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Go in the next room,
go in the next room.
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Stay in this room,
stay in this room.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Woman:
Can I help you?
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Uh, I'm your neighbor,
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Claude.
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Zer... Sleven... Der.
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Uh, I'm a friend
of val's.
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Yeah, my fiancée and I,
we live right over... There.
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I'm kelly moore. I just
rented the place from val.
Oh.
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Your lawn looks
very dry, and...
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I used to help val
with her sprinklers,
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So we should probably go outside
and check on the, um...
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Spritz radius.
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The sprinklers are fine.
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But if you're offering
to help fix stuff,
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My smoke alarm is broken.
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Or we could go for a walk
around the block.
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Because you know what they say.
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The best way to avoid dying
in a house fire
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Is to not be in that house.
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So I'll go, you come with me.
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you're funny, claude.
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I'm pretty tired though.
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I was operating all night.
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Oh, you're a doctor?
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Cardiothoracic surgeon.
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Will:
Beautiful surgeon.
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Like me.
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Please, mrs. Mcallister.
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This is not a bazaar
or a flea market
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Or atlantic city.
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For the hundredth time,
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I can't give you
any price you want.
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You can and you will.
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This is getting a little
intense, my love.
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I'm just getting started,
pooh bear.
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Man has to earn a
living, darling.
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not today, sweetheart.
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If I go any lower,
I will lose my job.
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That's a risk
I'm willing to take.
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Will you excuse us
a moment, henry.
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Don't call him by his name.
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That totally humanizes him.
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All right, look, this was
fun at first, all right?
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But look at him.
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He's sweating
through his pants.
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We have him right
where we want him.
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He's in the blender.
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Now all we have to do
is hit purée.
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You're out of control.
I'm taking over.
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you're wasting your
time, strawberry shortcake.
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You okay?
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Not really.
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Yeah, think how I feel.
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I got to go home
with that every night.
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You poor bastard.
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Well, she's a ball buster,
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All right, and I'm down
to my last ball.
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So how about you take
another five percent off,
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And we're done?
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You go back to the family,
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I get the minotaur
back in the maze.
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Sound good?
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In my country, the man with
the red hair is the cursed one.
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Hi, honey.
How you holding up?
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Mm, hanging in.
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Fighting the good fight.
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Funny, because I just left
dr. Katz's office.
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You know,
your gynecologist
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Who is also my gynecologist.
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I suddenly feel very tired.
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Perhaps you should go?
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I mentioned your bed rest
to dr. Katz.
Mm-hmm.
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And he seemed very confused.
250
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Well, you know, he probably
didn't want to, uh, betray
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The, uh, that-that...
The patient,
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Uh, doctor... Okay, fine!
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I'm not on bed rest!
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I'm just... Resting
255
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:09,968
In bed.
256
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,436
Where's charlie?
257
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,271
My mother's
watching him.
258
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:18,276
Until the doctor says it's okay
for me to be back on my feet.
259
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,512
Mm-hmm. Okay, so,
let me get this straight.
260
00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,680
You are faking
261
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,715
A very serious
medical condition
262
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,518
So that people will
bring you take-out
263
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:28,653
And wait on you
hand and foot?
264
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:30,455
Okay, you know,
I didn't make you feel guilty
265
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,690
When you broke your leg.
266
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:34,626
Because I really broke my leg!
267
00:11:34,628 --> 00:11:38,396
Jules, I need this!
268
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,198
Ugh! Okay, fine, scoot over.
269
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,866
what?
270
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:45,904
Oh, gosh, I can't take a second
day of lowell's turtle telethon!
271
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,339
And he'd be a monster
if he expected you
272
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,641
To leave your dear friend
273
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,142
In her time of need.
274
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,844
Exactly.
Uh-huh.
275
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:57,082
Jules, can you get me a soda
from downstairs?
276
00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,318
Can you get me one?
277
00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,692
So when I joined doctors
without borders,
278
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,260
That was pretty much the
end of my skiing career.
279
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:13,531
Will:
Oh, she's a skier,
a healer, a traveler.
280
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:18,837
God, our kids
would be beautiful.
281
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,905
Well, look, the good news is,
this isn't broken.
282
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,073
Just needs a new battery.
283
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,708
Let's go to the store
and get one.
284
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,343
Oh, don't need to. I'll just
grab one out of my toolbox.
285
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,444
It's in the closet.
286
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,545
Lowell:
Oh, no! No, no, no, no.
287
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,347
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
288
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,582
Uh, no. No.
289
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,084
You're a surgeon.
Save your hands.
290
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,953
I'll get it.
291
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,690
Uh, I think the old battery
292
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:39,891
Rolled under
the couch.
293
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,193
Do you mind looking?
Oh, sure.
294
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,262
Oh, my god!
What?!
295
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,865
I've got to vacuum
under there more often.
296
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,466
Oh. See, that's great.
297
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,801
Start now.
Go get a vacuum.
298
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:52,971
Okay. The vacuum's
in the closet.
299
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,875
Why is everything
in the closet? Uh,
300
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,043
Before you do vacuum,
301
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,246
Could you get me
a glass of water?
302
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:03,014
Sure.
Thanks.
303
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,217
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
304
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,386
You have to tell her you
have a single friend.
What?
305
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,889
I think I'm in love.
What?!
306
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:15,293
Do you want ice?
Um, six cubes, thanks.
307
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,428
This is the perfect opportunity
for you to introduce us.
308
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,664
What? I'm not comfortable
lying to her like that.
309
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,100
You're up to your neck
in lies, zerslevender!
310
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,802
Here's your water.
311
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:27,405
Oh, lemon. I need
lemon if that's okay.
Okay.
312
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:31,109
Maybe this is the whole reason I
married val in the first place.
313
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,111
So she could cheat on me
with our couples' therapist,
314
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:34,746
Get this house in
a lopsided divorce,
315
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:37,215
And eventually rent it
out to my soul mate.
316
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,419
Stranger things have happened.
317
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,922
No, they haven't! All right.
318
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,124
It's a story we'll
tell our grandkids.
319
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,927
It's a story
she'll tell the police.
320
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:52,197
Ah. Oh, thank you.
321
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,306
Well, what did I tell you?
322
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,608
I got him to come down
another five percent.
323
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,976
Who's the good negotiator now?
324
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,947
Ball buster? Minotaur?
325
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,783
Is that how you
really feel about me?
326
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,218
Well, I mean, you know,
327
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,120
You're a very specific type
of woman.
328
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:20,491
I think you, like most men,
are threatened by my strength.
329
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,127
Are those... Tears?
330
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:26,064
Oh, look, she
has feelings.
331
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,900
Here we are--
polished and ready to go.
332
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,969
You know what, bobby? I
don't think you even like me.
333
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,737
I mean, I don't think
you've ever liked me.
334
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:37,141
So, will that be cash
or credit?
335
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,544
Coming in here
has opened my eyes
336
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,145
To how you really
feel about me.
337
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,915
And this whole stupid marriage
was a mistake. I'm done.
338
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:47,352
Wait! You can't just
throw away this marriage!
339
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,854
And my commission.
340
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,390
What if I give it to you
for half price?
341
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,058
We'll take it.
342
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:59,564
Give the man your
credit card, honey.
343
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,834
So, who's the good
negotiator now?
344
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,168
That was an act?
345
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,503
You teared up.
346
00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,338
Yeah, I put my hand in my
pocket and pulled out a pube.
347
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,440
It works every time.
348
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,076
Kelly:
Anyway, thanks for all
your help, claude.
349
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,845
I'm sure I'll see you
around the neighborhood.
350
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:15,280
Oh, we're about
to move.
351
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,247
Out of the country.
352
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,516
Tomorrow.
353
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,184
But take care.
354
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,256
Hey, claude!
Glad I caught ya!
355
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,891
Hi, I'm, uh,
claude's friend, will.
356
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:28,259
Hi.
Hi.
357
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,527
Claude texted me that he was
here helping you
358
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,396
With some things and asked me
to come meet him.
359
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:35,199
I don't remember doing that,
but I guess I did!
360
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:38,369
So, any other chores
need doing?
361
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,039
These hands aren't just good
for surgery and ski poles.
Yeah.
362
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,041
Wait-- you're a doctor
and you ski?
363
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,542
I'm a doctor and I ski!
364
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,210
What...?
365
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,913
that is so weird.
366
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,081
Isn't that weird,
claude?
367
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,951
As sure as my name's claude.
368
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:59,724
God, bed rest is the gift
that keeps on giving.
369
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,626
Seriously.
370
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:03,895
Oh.
What?
371
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,063
Nothing. I thought
it was a bedsore,
372
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,564
But it's just
some jelly.
373
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,366
Oh.
374
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,939
jules...
375
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,975
Okay, you do realize
376
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,911
You're not actually
on bed rest, right?
377
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,413
I know, but it's
so far. Look.
378
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,050
Eh...
379
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:28,186
Thank you.
380
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,121
Hello.
381
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,823
Hey, how're you feeling?
382
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,858
Eh, you know, hanging in.
383
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,928
Trying to be brave.
384
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:39,764
Jules is here
helping me.
385
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,366
Oh, yay, jules.
386
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,434
Hey, listen, I was gonna
stop by later,
387
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,435
Bring you some cronuts.
388
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,471
:
She's gonna bring cronuts.
389
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,706
But I can't.
390
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,774
What?!
391
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,109
Why not?
392
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,844
Wait, wait! Are there
or are there not cronuts?!
393
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:54,145
Shh-shh-shh-shh.
394
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,681
I'm sorry, but I have to go
to this premiere
395
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,616
Of this new ryan gosling movie.
396
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,618
Ryan gosling?
Ryan gosling?
397
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,520
Mm-hmm.
What-what-what...?
398
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,822
Hey, what's going on
with ryan gosling?
399
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,624
Put it on speaker.
Put it on speaker.
400
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,892
I have extra tickets.
401
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,527
And there's going
to be this after-party
402
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,962
With all this amazing food.
403
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:12,797
And ryan is gonna be serving
ice cream himself.
404
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,132
I would ask you to go,
405
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,968
But you know, you have
to take care of andi.
406
00:17:16,970 --> 00:17:19,037
No, andi can take care
of herself!
407
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,439
You can take care
of yourself. I'm coming!
408
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,875
Mm!
409
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,977
Mm...
410
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:27,912
You know, I-I-I think
I'm feeling better.
411
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,547
Maybe I can come, too?
412
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,216
No, you lay flat on your back
just like the doctor ordered.
413
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,018
But I really think I can rally.
414
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,921
Don't you dare rally!
We'll take pictures. Oh, wait.
415
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:40,224
You know what?
No cameras allowed. Okay, bye.
416
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:47,031
Okay how about this one?
What's your favorite movie?
417
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,399
Love actually.
418
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,068
This is crazy!
419
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,172
I was just telling claude
how much I love that movie!
420
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,673
Did I not tell you that?
421
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,675
Hey, it's eerie.
422
00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,011
Almost creepy.
423
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:02,380
Will, I hope this isn't
too forward, but we have
424
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,016
Such a great connection,
I'm just gonna go for it.
425
00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,851
Would you like
to go get a drink?
426
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,587
Only if it's a margarita
at el cholo.
427
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,056
Okay, I am flipping out!
428
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,592
Claude and I were just talking
about el cholo!
429
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,361
I mean, it's almost as if
430
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:19,363
You heard
our entire conversation!
431
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,536
I'm gonna grab my jacket.
432
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,105
I'll drive.
433
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,540
:
You're my ride home!
434
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,043
You live across
the street, claude.
435
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,911
Will, this is nuts!
436
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,914
What happens when she finds out
I don't live across the street?
437
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,449
Or that you're her landlord's
ex-husband?
438
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,086
By then we'll be in love
and it won't matter anymore.
439
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,955
Look, where there's a will,
there's a way.
440
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,156
Oh, come on.
441
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,557
We've asked you
to stop saying that!
442
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,060
The point is, after a terrible
dating year,
443
00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,762
The universe
is finally smiling on me.
444
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,731
Ready.
445
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,333
Okay.
446
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,939
Where's that coming from?
447
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,144
I don't hear anything.
448
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,548
No, nothing.
449
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,585
Why is there a phone
in my closet?
450
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:18,556
I believe that's
the universe calling.
451
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,428
I mean,
we'd already left.
452
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,097
Why did she have
to call the police?
453
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,365
I don't know,
breaking and entering,
454
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:31,035
Stalking,
felonious pooping.
455
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,271
Honey, I know I shouldn't
give this to you
456
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,672
Till after
the baby comes,
457
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,607
But I'm way too excited.
458
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,975
So, there you go.
459
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:40,178
Let me guess.
Sample roof tile?
460
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:46,784
Oh, my goodness,
this is beautiful! Bobby!
461
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,119
This is, like,
462
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,788
The greatest gift
you've ever gotten me.
463
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,191
And I'm not lying.
464
00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:56,127
Yeah, well, I can't take
all the credit for it.
465
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:57,562
Yes, you can.
466
00:19:57,564 --> 00:20:00,731
Turns out, your husband is great
at picking out gifts.
467
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,867
Yeah, well, my wife inspired me.
468
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:06,404
Will:
That is nice jewelry.
469
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,472
I should buy myself
more jewelry.
470
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,675
They should have
a different word for jewelry
471
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,976
When it's for men.
472
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:15,213
I do have interesting thoughts.
473
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:24,889
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