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This is way too much fun
for a first date.
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We should talk a little, just
so later on, we can say we did.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Um, so what do you want
to talk about?
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Well, why don't you tell me
something interesting
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About yourself.
And I already know you live
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In a doorman building,
so... That's
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A big check for you.
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Okay, uh, let's see.
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Uh, I'm a partner
at gibson dunn.
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Oh, another check.
Mmm.
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And I can tie a cherry stem
into a knot with my tongue.
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How you gonna top that?
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I have a daughter named molly.
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Are you okay?
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so you faked a seizure?
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I had to get out of there.
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What am I gonna do,
date a guy with a kid?
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It was the only way.
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¶ ¶
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He was attractive,
smart, successful.
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The total package.
But...
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He's dead to me now, so...
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What are you gonna do?
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Well, I don't get it.
What's the problem?
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The problem is
I don't do dads.
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Yeah, we know.
You don't do dads,
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You don't do guys with loafers,
you don't do chiropractors.
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Hey,
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If wearing a white coat
made you a doctor,
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I'd be getting a pelvic exam
from my butcher.
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Will: You know, kate,
if this guy's divorced,
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It's not like
he has the kid all the time.
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that's true.
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Maybe he doesn't
see the kid at all.
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Maybe he's a terrible father.
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Fingers crossed.
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All right, I'm gonna give him
another chance.
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We signed the lease
on the new house.
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We got it!
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All right!
Congratulations!
Wow!
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It has tons of natural light,
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Ocean breeze,
plenty of extra space.
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It's perfect.
Bobby:
Great.
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Maybe now we can all start
hanging out at your place.
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all right, just call first.
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We... Are naked a lot.
Yeah.
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Remind me to put paper down
next time I sit on your couch.
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Well, if you guys
need furniture,
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You can have the red
armoire upstairs.
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You mean the red armoire
we all pitched in and bought you
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As a wedding gift?
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You hate it, don't you?
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No...
Well, let's just say that...
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One of us loves it
and one of us hates it,
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But I won't say who.
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Okay, maddie jane is
12 minutes past her nap
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So we have to skadoodle.
But are we clear
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On who's bringing
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What to the mommy and me
potluck?
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Yes.
Think so.
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And remember:
Nut-free, sugar-free,
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Gluten-free, dairy-free!
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That maddie jane is so gonna
end up on a stripper pole.
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Hey, will I see you
tomorrow?
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Rachel's working,
so I'll be taking bethany
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To toddler hip-hop.
Oh, we will be there
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Poppin' and lockin'.
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Oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
What?
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-oh!
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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All right.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Okay.
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You naughty girl.
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You got yourself
a little flirting buddy, do you?
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What? No.
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He wasn't flirting.
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Come on, andi--
that arm touch?
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And the...
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh-oh!
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He fancies you.
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Lowell...
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What are you even...
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Don't be silly,
you... Silly.
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I really think
he was flirting with you.
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Get out of here.
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No, I'm telling you, andi.
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No way.
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Andi, it looked like it to me.
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Shut up.
Okay.
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No, no, no.
Where are you going?
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We're in the middle
of a conversation.
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So, how are you feeling?
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Oh, you know how it is
with those rogue seizures.
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They just come and go with
no real medical explanation.
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You know, I couldn't help
but notice
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It coincided with me mentioning
my daughter molly.
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Look, I had a seizure
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And that part of our history
isn't gonna change.
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But the truth is,
I... Had a really great time
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The other night and I'm getting
on board with the idea
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That you have one. It.
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Her. Uh, polly.
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Molly.
Yeah, molly. Molly, yeah.
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Can't wait to meet her.
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Well, you can meet her
right now. She just got back
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From her mom's.
Hey, molly?
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What? Here? Oh, no.
I don't have anything for her.
Yeah.
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Um, would she like
no.
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Some lip gloss to play with?
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Or a xanax to suck on?
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H-here she is.
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Hi.
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I'm molly.
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Well...
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Aren't you a big girl.
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So silly.
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What?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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Something lowell said earlier.
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What'd he say?
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Never mind.
It's totally ridiculous.
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Not even worth mentioning.
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Okay.
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Fine, I'll tell you.
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Okay. So, lowell thinks
that this dad
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From charlie's playgroup
was flirting with me.
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I mean, look at me.
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Isn't that just so crazy?
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That is crazy.
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It's not that crazy.
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I'm sorry. I-is it just
totally unbelievable
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That someone
would find me attractive?
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No, you're beautiful.
134
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But you just said yourself
that you don't,
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Right now,
have your usual curb appeal.
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"curb appeal"?
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There's a phrase
I instantly regret.
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Hey, guys.
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I want you to meet
kenneth's daughter,
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Molly.
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Hey.
Hey, how are you?
Molly: Hi. This place
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Is tragically hip,
and I love it.
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I'm totally
instagramming this.
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She's so cool.
She instagrams everything.
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Anyway, we just went shopping
and I bought the new iphone.
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And since you are
the last person in the world
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Who still uses a flip phone,
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I thought I would give
my old one to you.
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Oh, I don't know. I'm a bit wary
of all this new technology.
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No, honey, take it.
We can facetime.
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But we're having face time
right now.
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Plus,
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Look, there's nothing wrong
with my phone.
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It's fine.
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Oh, my god, like in
the olden times.
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Okay, perhaps it's time
for an upgrade.
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Isn't this amazing?
I meet a great new guy,
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I get a cool new friend.
I mean, could it get any better?
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Want to go to barneys?
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I work there--
we get a discount.
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Does anyone else
hear angels singing?
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Let's go.
Nice to meet you guys.
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Hey, will.
Hi.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I'm molly.
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Uh, will stokes.
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Dr. Will stokes.
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Local doctor.
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No.
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perfect.
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There's a dvd wedged in here.
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Wonder what this is.
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Guys, look at that.
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I burned 180 calories
moving that.
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You know what that means:
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I've earned myself a cold beer.
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That's quite refreshing.
It's nice.
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Isn't it amazing
that a phone can do all this?
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Yeah, it was amazing.
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In 2007.
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You guys, look, it's andi
and bobby's honeymoon.
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Look at them, so
young and happy.
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Boy, that kid really has
done a number on 'em.
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Bob's on a jet ski.
Hey, bob!
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He's waving and I'm waving back.
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Wow, nice hotel suite.
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Look at that.
They got a kitchen,
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Four-poster bed...
And andi naked.
Oh!
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sex tape!
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This is a sex tape!
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Oh, bob, go easy on her, mate.
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That's the mother
of your children.
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What the hell kind of position
are they getting into now?
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Whoa.
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She got that move
from me sophomore year.
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This was obviously intended
for a very different audience.
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We cannot watch this.
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We cannot watch
this again!
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Hmm.
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That is an unfortunate position
to pause in.
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You know,
for such a compact man,
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Bob has incredible
upper body strength.
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Okay. Listen,
we cannot let them know
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That we've watched this,
all right?
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Otherwise it's gonna be very
awkward for everybody forever.
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andi: Surprise!
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Bobby:
Came to see the new place!
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Jules:
Oh, my god, it's them.
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What do we... What do we...
What do we do?
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Everyone, stay calm.
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We are only as strong
as our weakest link.
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Right.
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Why are you looking at me?
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Oh, just act natural.
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What is that?
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You look like a cowboy
in a musical.
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I'm sorry. I can't
help it, all right?
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I'm nervous.
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Everything they say and do
is gonna remind me
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Of what we just saw.
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tv's on. Tv's on.
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Oh!
I got it. I-I got...
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bobby:
Hurry up!
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We're waiting!
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oh...
Wow.
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Andi:
It's beautiful.
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Cute place.
What happened to the tv?
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Lowell:
Oh,
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It doesn't matter.
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Will's gonna buy us a new one.
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Well, anyway, I know that
we said we couldn't make it,
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But, uh, bobby got off.
So we both came.
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Look at these floors.
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Oh, I love hardwood.
Yeah.
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She's not kidding.
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If it were up to her, she'd
put hard wood in everywhere.
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Well, anyway,
celebrate, right?
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Let's pop
this bad boy.
Yeah.
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Bobby:
Okay.
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Oh. Oh.
Ooh..
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Hey.
Oh.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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I fizzed all over you.
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I have to move my car.
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It's tom, the
flirting dad.
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Do I look okay?
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Mm, you're underdressed
for an e-mail,
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But okay for a phone call.
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Okay.
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Hi, tom.
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Hey, andi. Listen,
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I'm supposed to host
mommy and me next week, but...
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Bethany, don't put that
in your mouth!
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Uh, but I was wondering
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If maybe we could do it
at your house instead?
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00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,823
Uh, sure, but I thought that
rachel wanted to host it.
258
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,291
Yeah, that's just it.
259
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,260
Rachel and I are kind of, uh...
260
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,362
We're splitting up.
261
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,564
He and his wife
are splitting up.
262
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:42,033
No!
Yes!
263
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,170
I am so sorry to
hear that, tom.
264
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:47,205
It's okay. It's okay.
It's for the best.
265
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,674
Anyway, I was wondering
if maybe I could get,
266
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,276
Like, five minutes alone
with you tomorrow,
267
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:54,212
'cause there's something
I want to talk to you about,
268
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,815
But right now,
bethany is getting in the oven,
269
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,983
So I should probably deal
with that.
270
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,787
Oh, my god, he wants to
talk to me about something.
271
00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,490
So? It's not like
you've never talked before.
272
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,292
Yeah, but before,
he had a spouse.
273
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,760
It was all innocent.
274
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,896
Now that they're splitting up,
the game has changed.
275
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,234
You don't think he's leaving
his wife for me, do you?
276
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,903
Maybe he's a chubby chaser.
277
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,443
That's for me.
278
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,112
I have a date.
279
00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:28,413
A date?
280
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,014
Ooh, interesting.
281
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:34,219
I want to be the first to see
what's wrong with this one.
282
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,587
Hi, kate.
283
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,423
No!
284
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,298
¶ ¶
285
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,611
It is 2:00 in the morning.
286
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,346
Where have you been?
287
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,748
Okay, a much bigger question is,
what are you doing here?
288
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,184
What happened?
I heard a woman scream.
289
00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,455
Kate, why
are you here?
290
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,689
Mind your own business.
291
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,892
How did you get to molly?
292
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,027
She got to me.
Found me online.
293
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:19,130
Well, you absolutely
cannot date her.
294
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,765
Well, why not?
295
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,868
We danced, we made out.
I mean...
296
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,403
What is that smell?
297
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,206
It's a diaper full of poo.
298
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:33,478
But go on about making out
with a 23-year-old.
299
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,947
He's not gonna be making out
with her anymore.
300
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,649
Why? You guys getting married?
301
00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,519
Look, kate, in case
you haven't noticed,
302
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:44,455
It hasn't exactly been
easy for me to meet women.
303
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,024
It's true.
304
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,993
The most action he gets is
squeezing into his bike shorts.
305
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,664
I don't care, okay?
306
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,465
I really like her dad,
and we cannot
307
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,867
Date a father/daughter combo!
308
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,569
That is also true.
309
00:13:57,571 --> 00:13:59,070
Because if it works out for you,
310
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,738
And it works out for her,
that would make her your...
311
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,241
Exactly!
You cannot see her again!
312
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,709
Will:
Come on.
313
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,477
I don't want to have the kind
of mother-in-law relationship
314
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,012
Where we bicker all the time.
315
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:11,749
That is not funny.
316
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,519
It is. It's a little funny.
317
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,988
Listen, all
joking aside,
318
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,290
I promise
we will never put you in a home.
319
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:20,692
stop it!
320
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,728
Right. But when your eyes go,
we are taking your car keys.
321
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,264
That's just safety.
322
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,334
Do me a favor. Will you get rid
of this on your way out for me?
323
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,046
Andi. Hey.
324
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,748
I'm so glad you're here.
325
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,516
Yes, I'm sure you are.
326
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:49,354
Listen, you need to rethink
your separation with rachel.
327
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,290
There's nothing to rethink.
I know what I want.
328
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:57,028
Oh, tom, tom--
sweet, foolish tom.
329
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,797
You can't have
what you want.
330
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,499
Why not?
331
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,302
Because... I
love my husband.
332
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:07,939
Cool. What's that got to do
with me and miss lily?
333
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:11,042
Miss lily wha-huh?
334
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:15,380
I was wondering if you could
find out if she's single.
335
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,049
I really like her.
336
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,922
She seems smart.
337
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,963
Yeah, that makes sense.
338
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,457
Kate!
Hi.
339
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,658
Hey.
340
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:02,994
Oh, you smell great.
341
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,596
Tip of the iceberg.
342
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,365
I brought red.
343
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,666
Hope that's okay.
344
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,202
That sounds fantastic!
345
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,039
What are you doing here?
346
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,175
Well, I came to pick up molly
for our date,
347
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,043
And ken graciously invited me
to stay for dinner.
348
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,878
Yeah, I just figured
the more the merrier.
349
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,614
Molly speaks very highly
of will.
Oh.
350
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:24,782
Hear that, mother?
351
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:28,453
She speaks highly of me.
352
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:31,189
You are only doing this
to mess with me.
353
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,725
I would never date somebody
to mess with you.
354
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:36,394
That's just a huge bonus.
355
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,366
All right, come on, birdie.
356
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,401
Get that piggy.
357
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,870
Sweetie?
358
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,872
Sweetie?
Mm-hmm.
359
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:50,274
Okay.
Oh.
360
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,779
It feels like ever since
you got that phone,
361
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,080
You've had no time for me.
362
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,751
Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. Just, shh!
363
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:02,854
Do you mind if maybe
we just talk?
364
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:05,623
What?
365
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,058
Oh, absolutely, yeah.
366
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:09,927
Um, absolutely.
367
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,832
It's a facetime request.
368
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,234
From you.
Yeah.
369
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,636
Go in the other room
so that we can talk.
370
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,039
Go! Go!
371
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:28,112
Babe, flip the camera
so I can see what you're seeing.
372
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,148
Jules:
Can you see this?
373
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,417
Why are you unbuttoning
your shirt?
374
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,286
Because bobby and andi
aren't the only ones
375
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:39,057
Who can have fun on film.
376
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,900
Will, that was hysterical.
377
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,768
He's a doctor,
and he's funny.
378
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,237
Prognosis: Boyfriend.
379
00:17:55,008 --> 00:17:56,541
Medical humor.
380
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:57,842
I love it, ken.
381
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,679
Brainwave: We should all go away
together. This weekend.
382
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,082
I... Love... That.
383
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,717
Mother?
384
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,885
Oh...
385
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,454
That is it!
386
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,755
A word, please?
387
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,157
Uh, osteoporosis?
388
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,231
What are you doing out there?
389
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,866
Apparently,
preparing to bang a 23-year-old
390
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,267
With the father's blessing.
391
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,535
Oh, god.
392
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,537
Will you just cut it out
and break up with her?
No.
393
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,606
No way. I think I could actually
get serious with her.
394
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,242
Well, I think I could actually
get serious with him!
395
00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:33,111
see what you did?
You woke the baby!
396
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,612
Oh, what baby?
397
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,847
Yeah, what baby?
398
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,120
Oh. There's my
little guy.
399
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,255
Don't cry.
400
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,057
Oh.
401
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:47,859
Who's this?
402
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,327
I was gonna tell you tonight.
403
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,596
This is my son spencer.
404
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,532
Oh. What a cutie.
405
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:59,337
That would make you a father.
406
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:03,274
That would make you
a grandmother.
407
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,210
Excuse me.
408
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,679
Does this window open
to the street?
409
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,682
¶ ¶
410
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,921
So, she faked
another seizure?
411
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,457
Uh-huh.
412
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:22,827
Even bit my hand
so it would seem real.
413
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,731
Hey, lowell.
414
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,766
Enjoying my
old iphone?
415
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,434
Yeah, I am!
I know you are.
416
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:34,405
Because it's still syncing
wirelessly to my ipad.
417
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:37,141
Oh, no.
418
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,643
What? What-what's
happening?
419
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,779
It means she's seen everything
you've put on your phone.
420
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,749
Everything.
421
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,784
But that means she's seen...
422
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:50,488
Pretty people having sex.
423
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,790
Will:
Seriously?
424
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:55,860
You guys made a sex tape
after what we just watched?
425
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,865
What did you
just watch?
426
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:03,868
A video of a...
427
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:11,576
I can't think of anything!
We saw your sex tape.
428
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,145
You couldn't say "cat"?
429
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,847
Half the internet
is videos of cats, will.
430
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,116
You watched our sex tape?!
431
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,718
Not just me. We all did.
432
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,086
Oh.
433
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,554
Wow.
434
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,625
Remind me never
to rob a bank
with you.
435
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,127
Okay. In our defense, you
left it in the armoire.
436
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:32,530
That's where I put it.
437
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,800
How could you guys do that?!
438
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,501
Listen, if it's any consolation,
439
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:41,739
Your sex tape is way better
than their sex tape.
440
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,710
No, it's not any consolation...
441
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,779
Really?
Really?
442
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,617
Go, younger bobby.
443
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,621
Take it, younger andi.
444
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,257
This is kind of
turning me on.
445
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,458
I'm thinking
that maybe we should...
446
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,826
If you're gonna
say anything other
447
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:05,863
Than "have a snack,"
the answer is no.
448
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,566
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