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This is a story about
four couch potatoes and...
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Oh, my God,
I should be drinking for this.
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This bag of ham is Cliff Steele,
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an egocentric racing champion
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who drove his family under
a jackknifed trailer. Yikes!
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Now his brain is all that's left
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housed inside this robot
by this man, Niles Caulder.
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- Action!
- Rita Farr was a star of the silver screen.
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Then a mysterious liquid changed
her into a terrifying blob,
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forcing her to hide
from common society.
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Larry Trainor. Hotshot pilot, perfect
life, perfect wife, and a hidden secret.
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Mix in cosmic radiation and the worst
sunburn you've ever seen, and voila!
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An energy being
living inside a man.
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Finally, Jane. Sixty-four individual
personas with unique superpowers.
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Each one just, oh, so precious.
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Which one of you motherfuckers
wants me to jerk a knot in your ass?
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Fuck me.
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One day, these clowns
jumped in their clown car,
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drove into clown town and a
three-ring circus broke out.
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The only thing this sideshow
needs is a trained donkey,
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which brings us to me.
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I had a Nazi turn me
into a Rubik's cube,
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manifested my desire for chaos
into this flatulent beast
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and set this towny town
to self-destruct.
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All caught up? Good.
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Let the pretentious
title sequence begin.
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Now comes their reckoning.
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They lashed their whips
at you, dear Lord,
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and now they will be lashed
with eternal flame.
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I have been faithful unto death.
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Crown me and let me be seated
by your most holy side.
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Yes! I am ready, Father,
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to lead your...
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What the fuck?
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Welcome back
to the shitshow, everyone.
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Where were we?
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No!
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Ah, yeah.
I was just opening my big fat hole.
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Alas, our merry band of
misfits were not equipped
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for grand acts of heroism
just yet.
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That was a finesse that dear old
daddy hadn't bothered to teach them.
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Who are you talking to?
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Grant Morrison fans,
Reddit trolls with DC subscriptions,
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and the three new fans who stuck
around after the donkey fart.
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You still think you control
this story, don't you?
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Haven't seen any evidence
to the contrary, old friend.
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To wit. You've slipped through
my fingers for the last time.
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No!
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It's the Chief!
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No!
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Jane! Jane!
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Don't do it.
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Wait! No, don't do it!
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No. Jane, what are you doing?
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No! No. Jane!
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Jane! No! No!
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Holy shit.
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Holy shit!
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- Holy shit!
- We get the point!
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We all saw it, there's no need
to restate the obvious.
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I'm sorry.
Am I reacting too much for you?
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I just don't see how
hysterics are going to help.
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One, I don't get hysterical.
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Two, what are you doing to help?
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Me? Well, nothing.
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Look, it's all going to be fine.
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Chief disappears all the time.
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Into a fucking hole?
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In the fucking ground?
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Well, don't get snippy with me.
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I've known Niles Caulder
a long time,
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and no matter how long he's
gone, he always comes back.
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What about Jane?
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What about the town?
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Jane can take care
of herself, believe me.
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And Chief will know what to do
about the town when he gets back.
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So, denial beats hysteria?
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You're ignoring the part where Chief
said his enemies were coming for him.
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Actually, you ignored that part
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when you insisted on
staying behind to, what?
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Protect some townies?
Punch some bad guys?
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We could've been
miles from here by now.
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But you're not.
You turned the bus around for me.
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Jane turned the bus
around for you.
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I went along with it in a
moment of temporary insanity.
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So, sue me for
wanting to do the right thing.
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And what does the right thing
look like now?
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Look around, Cliff.
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You can't punch nothing.
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Someone is responsible for this.
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We are.
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Everything that's happened went
exactly as it was supposed to.
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This is what the world looks
like when we try to live in it.
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Niles warned us.
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Then proved himself right.
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We'd be well-served to take
the Chief's advice from now on.
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You're kidding me.
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You're gonna run again?
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As far away
from here as possible.
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Where are you going?
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It's Thursday.
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Trash day?
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So that's it?
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I'm going this alone.
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What did you expect, Cliff?
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We're not heroes.
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- Give me a sec.
- Make it quick.
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What is taking so long?
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It, um...
it wants to talk to you.
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What is this shit?
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Whoa... Whoa, whoa!
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Congrats, man.
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You just upgraded from
misdemeanor to felony.
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Hey!
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Psst!
It's me you want, broke-ass.
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Cops are on their way.
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You're Cyborg.
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You can call me Vic.
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Hey, Dad.
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I just downloaded your
systems report for analysis.
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Nothing to debrief,
simple mugging.
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Oh, thank God for Cyborg.
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You saved a whole $600.
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And a possible murder victim.
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She saw the mugger's face.
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This was the second location,
there wasn't going to be a third.
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So you spent 57 seconds messing with
the perps instead of disarming them.
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Can we just fast-forward
to your conclusion?
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Okay.
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You're capable of better.
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Do better. Copy that.
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Like... I'm gonna eat.
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Enabling privacy mode
until further notice.
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Copy that.
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Whoo! What up, man?
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Grid. Pull up crime blotters.
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Too small. Go deeper.
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Search ARGUS feed.
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Horrible, destructive, chaotic.
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Just a few of the words locals
used to describe what they saw.
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Hey, Jim. I, uh...
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I know you sent us out here
to investigate an attack,
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but, uh, there's nothing here.
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The whole town's gone.
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God damn it, Frank.
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Should I just rope it off?
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Yeah. Call it water contamination
or a gas leak or some shit.
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I'll add it to
the Ant Farm's backlog.
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What's the name
of that town again?
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Cloverton.
Cloverton, Ohio.
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So, what have you got planned
for the rest of the day?
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After you fix my eye.
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There is no "after," Vic.
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Improving your programming
is a full-time job.
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Finally.
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Niles!
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Vic.
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Good God! Have you grown another
inch since I last saw you?
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Impossible. The cybernetics froze
his growth after the accident.
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And you haven't changed a bit.
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How the hell are you, Silas?
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Impatient.
We said 10:30, Niles.
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You know, the astronomers
at Atacama
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couldn't figure out why I was
so interested in their glass.
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And the Chinese,
they wouldn't even let me into Yunnan.
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So I had to crib my lensing technique
from an exiled Burmese engineer.
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So, just a regular day
at the office.
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Well, the exercise
keeps me young.
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And it was worth it.
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How's the circus in Cloverton?
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It keeps me busy.
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I'm working with
some fascinating people.
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Each one of them is just...
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bursting with potential.
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Like you, Vic.
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Some sort of
giant blob run amok.
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Horrible, disruptive, chaotic.
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Fucking bitch!
Give up your money or die!
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Excuse me.
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Can I help... you?
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What's the single most remote place
I can get to from the next bus?
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Ismay, Montana.
Uh, a great sky country.
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Great. I've been
wanting to work on my tan.
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That was a joke meant to make you feel
more comfortable with my appearance.
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You okay, mister?
You got hit by some kind of firework.
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- Second thoughts?
- Let's try somewhere else.
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No. Don't you dare,
you little...
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Mommy, the mummy's awake.
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Jenkins. Great brewery.
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Kernville's nice. Good tubin'.
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Does it even matter?
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You son of a bitch.
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What do you want from me?
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I'm trying to protect
people... from you!
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From you!
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Just let me go.
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Let me go!
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Here, donkey, donkey, donkey.
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Here, boy. Come here.
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Hold still. No, donkey!
Hee-haw!
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Fuck! Hey, wait up.
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Donkey! Son of a...
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Come here. Here.
Get over here, you jackass!
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God damn it!
Brain the size of a fucking walnut.
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Fucking ass! Hey!
I'm talking to you!
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You can run all you want, stupid donkey.
I don't get tired.
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Looking for this?
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Who are you?
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Vic Stone.
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Some people call me Cyborg.
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Here to help.
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Nice eye.
You're in my way.
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- What's with the donkey?
- It sent us a message.
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Been chasing this fleabag
all morning.
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Full of some kind of secrets
or some shit.
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I saw footage of you and your
pals messing up that diner.
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Wanna explain how you managed to
obliterate the rest of the town?
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Oh, Cyborg!
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The guy who nobody asked
to be here,
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who pokes his nose
into business that ain't his!
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Hi.
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Man, you must be
one of Niles' strays.
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- You know the Chief?
- I do.
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Why didn't you say
you know the Chief?
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Because watching you trying to
be effective is real distracting.
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- Where is he?
- He's gone.
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Ground opened up.
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Swallowed him
and the whole town.
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Our housemate Jane tried to save
him, now she's gone, too.
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Sorry.
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- I just need a second just to...
- Oh, no, go ahead. Yeah.
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...get this straight.
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How does a band of circus freaks
manage to screw up so badly
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that they lose their leader and the
whole entire town at the same damn time?
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Hey, Monday-morning QB,
I don't feel good about it either.
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Did you see who made the hole?
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I was busy
not getting swallowed by it.
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- Where's the hole now?
- It swallowed itself.
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Did you see anything useful?
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Yes, damn it!
The donkey!
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What's the donkey
got to do with it?
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That's what I'm
trying to figure out, asshole!
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I take it that's Jane.
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Larry.
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I'm just, um, borrowing some...
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Hmm. I don't know
what I'm doing.
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I thought you left.
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I ran from you, you know.
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When you...
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- you know, in Cloverton.
- Mmm.
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You needed us.
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Me.
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I ran away because I can't
control this thing inside of me.
254
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I would've run from me, too.
255
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:54,897
If I could run from me
right now, I would.
256
00:19:00,509 --> 00:19:03,912
We don't have to get involved.
257
00:19:03,944 --> 00:19:07,714
Especially if we
make things worse.
258
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:11,652
We got a live one!
259
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:13,488
Jane? What happened?
260
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,057
The donkey spit her out.
261
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,924
- What?
- The donkey spit her out.
262
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:20,661
You know, when he says it twice like
that, it really does sound crazy.
263
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,865
Name's Vic.
264
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,866
Cyborg.
265
00:19:26,902 --> 00:19:28,103
From Detroit.
266
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:32,173
So you're some sort of
big city hero?
267
00:19:32,207 --> 00:19:33,709
I wouldn't say that.
268
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,478
Heroes never do.
269
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:39,861
See? No need to get involved.
270
00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:04,204
Whew. Got some wheels
there, Grandpa.
271
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,643
So how did you
break your eye anyway, Vic?
272
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,076
Catching bank robbers?
Busting gangs?
273
00:20:09,111 --> 00:20:11,814
Protecting and serving.
274
00:20:11,846 --> 00:20:15,451
Dad thinks I got a real shot at the
Justice League in about five years.
275
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,652
Maybe sooner if I stay
on top of my training.
276
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:18,987
Is that so?
277
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:20,387
How about you, old man?
278
00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:21,756
How come you're not in the game?
279
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,026
Who says I'm not?
280
00:20:23,057 --> 00:20:24,960
Dad says you're more of a
social worker these days.
281
00:20:24,971 --> 00:20:25,604
Ha!
282
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,896
You know, taking in those strays,
putting them back together.
283
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:31,732
Yeah, well, not all battles are
won on the front lines, Vic.
284
00:20:31,768 --> 00:20:35,701
You know, you should come out to
Cloverton sometime and see for yourself.
285
00:20:35,737 --> 00:20:38,203
I have room for you.
286
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:39,575
There are people there
you might find
287
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:42,308
far more interesting
than your street-level thugs.
288
00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,246
I've already got plans.
289
00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:46,078
Dad's plans?
290
00:20:53,054 --> 00:20:55,356
Jane?
291
00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:57,490
I know you've
been through a lot,
292
00:20:57,527 --> 00:21:00,326
but I really need to know
what happened to Chief.
293
00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,697
Jane?
294
00:21:02,698 --> 00:21:04,097
Jane isn't here right now.
295
00:21:05,201 --> 00:21:07,469
Dead in his arms.
296
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,637
Dead in his arms.
Dead in his arms.
297
00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:13,209
Dead in his arms.
Dead in his arms.
298
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,777
Dead in his arms.
Dead in his arms.
299
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,313
Is she saying Niles is dead?
300
00:21:18,346 --> 00:21:21,182
Jane, did you see the Chief?
301
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:26,214
- Dead in his arms.
- Jane?
302
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:31,228
You don't care about the Chief.
303
00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:35,762
You just wanna blame him for keeping you
away from the daughter you fucked up.
304
00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:38,097
- What is she talking about?
- Shut up.
305
00:21:43,837 --> 00:21:45,204
Jane, stop that. Stop.
306
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:46,839
Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Jane...
307
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,544
Don't fucking touch me.
308
00:21:48,576 --> 00:21:51,778
Oh, please touch me.
309
00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:56,384
Please touch me.
310
00:21:56,419 --> 00:21:59,020
You sackless Judas.
311
00:21:59,054 --> 00:22:03,392
What, did you screw the nanny while your
baby girl was in the other goddamn room?
312
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,394
You filthy...
313
00:22:06,429 --> 00:22:10,000
Dead in his arms.
Dead in his arms.
314
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:13,902
Penny for your thoughts...
Oh, dear! Cheerio.
315
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:22,545
What are you two
shit-for-brains looking at?
316
00:22:22,576 --> 00:22:27,576
Okay, Cliff,
can I talk to you a minute?
317
00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:35,990
Okay, um...
318
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,326
How does she work exactly?
319
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,228
Work?
She's not a fucking machine.
320
00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,596
And I have no idea.
321
00:22:41,630 --> 00:22:44,164
- You'd have to ask the Chief.
- Glad we cleared that up.
322
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,901
Jane?
323
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,067
I wouldn't...
324
00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:51,605
Oh, my gosh.
325
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,875
I know who you are.
You're Cyborg.
326
00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:56,243
Of course she does.
327
00:22:56,277 --> 00:22:58,480
In the flesh.
And you are?
328
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:01,347
Uh, Baby Doll, duh.
I'm your biggest fan.
329
00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:05,884
Whoa, you are so cool.
330
00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,323
Way cooler than the Flash.
331
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,294
You wanna know a secret?
332
00:23:12,326 --> 00:23:13,759
He's not even that fast.
333
00:23:16,298 --> 00:23:21,298
Don't tell anybody.
334
00:23:21,569 --> 00:23:25,038
What is that thing?
335
00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:26,339
That's Cliff.
336
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:27,540
Is he scaring you?
337
00:23:27,576 --> 00:23:29,411
Really, buddy?
338
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:33,182
It's so ugly.
339
00:23:33,213 --> 00:23:35,615
I don't want it here.
Make it leave.
340
00:23:35,652 --> 00:23:39,054
- Jane...
- Make it leave!
341
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:43,125
Don't worry. I got this.
342
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,460
"Don't worry. I got this."
343
00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:46,961
Punk-ass robo-tween.
344
00:23:46,996 --> 00:23:49,630
I don't really know anything
about Jane, really.
345
00:23:49,663 --> 00:23:50,713
Really?
346
00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:21,307
All right. Let's do this.
347
00:24:48,691 --> 00:24:51,227
Jane...
348
00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:56,210
Jane, can we talk?
349
00:25:00,169 --> 00:25:05,169
Jane, it's time to come down.
350
00:25:20,758 --> 00:25:25,027
I wasn't shoplifting. I just wanted
to try some things on, that's all.
351
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,295
Everything I have is old.
352
00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:32,326
And that's why Katy came out?
353
00:25:32,468 --> 00:25:35,836
Katy's new.
I've never met Katy before.
354
00:25:35,871 --> 00:25:39,642
She doesn't come out very often.
355
00:25:39,673 --> 00:25:41,611
The last time we talked,
356
00:25:41,643 --> 00:25:44,345
you said you wanted
to stay here more.
357
00:25:44,380 --> 00:25:49,049
Have more of a home.
358
00:25:49,085 --> 00:25:52,319
Sometimes I do,
sometimes I don't.
359
00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:54,722
Some of me do, some of me don't.
360
00:25:54,756 --> 00:25:57,893
Well, I'd like that.
361
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:01,528
But before that can happen,
I'd need to understand
362
00:26:01,563 --> 00:26:04,634
who else would be
living with us.
363
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:08,403
How many others there are.
364
00:26:08,435 --> 00:26:12,204
The Underground is vast.
365
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:13,240
I'm sorry?
366
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,644
The Underground is vast.
367
00:26:15,678 --> 00:26:18,278
The Underground, yes.
368
00:26:18,313 --> 00:26:20,750
You mentioned that before.
369
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,518
Could you draw me
a picture of it?
370
00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:26,288
I don't know.
371
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,722
Do you think The Hangman's
Daughter could draw it?
372
00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:33,728
I mean, just a simple...
sketch.
373
00:26:33,761 --> 00:26:38,401
To help me understand.
374
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:44,935
Just a sketch.
375
00:27:11,634 --> 00:27:16,634
Is everything okay?
376
00:27:22,076 --> 00:27:26,213
Aw.
377
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,951
Hey. Hey, Baby Doll?
378
00:27:30,987 --> 00:27:35,423
I was wondering, um...
Do you think we could talk about the Chief?
379
00:27:38,259 --> 00:27:41,630
It would mean a lot to me
if you told me what happened.
380
00:27:41,663 --> 00:27:45,432
What you saw when you went...
when you went away.
381
00:27:45,468 --> 00:27:47,933
Oh, I can't tell you that,
silly.
382
00:27:47,969 --> 00:27:49,170
Why not?
383
00:27:53,142 --> 00:27:56,278
You wouldn't understand.
384
00:27:56,313 --> 00:27:58,747
Jane, I know this is hard,
385
00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:02,980
but it is important.
386
00:28:09,656 --> 00:28:11,861
Can you at least tell me...
387
00:28:11,893 --> 00:28:16,893
where does Katy live
in the Underground?
388
00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:18,731
I don't know.
389
00:28:18,768 --> 00:28:20,500
Holy shit.
390
00:28:20,536 --> 00:28:22,438
Could you draw it for me?
391
00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:25,271
I don't know.
392
00:28:25,307 --> 00:28:30,307
You don't talk to her?
393
00:28:30,679 --> 00:28:32,280
Not to Katy.
394
00:28:32,314 --> 00:28:35,915
The ones like Katy,
they keep to themselves.
395
00:28:35,951 --> 00:28:40,355
Baby Doll, I need you to focus.
396
00:28:40,387 --> 00:28:41,756
Niles meant a lot to me.
397
00:28:41,789 --> 00:28:44,893
And I know he meant
a lot to you, too.
398
00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,362
Cliff told me
you dove after him.
399
00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:49,163
No.
400
00:28:49,195 --> 00:28:51,201
Mmm-mmm. No, I didn't.
401
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,368
Baby Doll, no one's
gonna be mad at you.
402
00:28:53,402 --> 00:28:58,402
- Just tell me what you saw.
- I didn't see anything.
403
00:28:59,207 --> 00:29:01,343
Someone else did.
404
00:29:01,375 --> 00:29:03,243
Who?
405
00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:06,816
Who saw something?
406
00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:09,719
Katy.
407
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,153
Katy saw something.
408
00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:12,921
- Katy saw something.
- Yeah. Katy...
409
00:29:12,953 --> 00:29:17,953
Okay, well, let's...
let's talk to Katy.
410
00:29:19,125 --> 00:29:24,125
Why... does Katy stay so deep
in the Underground?
411
00:29:28,336 --> 00:29:31,036
Because...
412
00:29:33,576 --> 00:29:38,576
she doesn't like
to be interrogated.
413
00:29:39,814 --> 00:29:41,762
Shit!
414
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,160
Nobody wants to talk to Katy.
415
00:29:52,192 --> 00:29:53,961
I do.
416
00:29:53,996 --> 00:29:58,996
- I want to...
- I'd love to talk to Katy.
417
00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:03,336
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
418
00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:04,538
Whoa, Katy!
419
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:08,611
I was just trying to help!
420
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:26,795
Not giving me much choice here.
421
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,602
What gives, man?
422
00:30:33,634 --> 00:30:35,336
Don't hurt her.
423
00:30:35,371 --> 00:30:36,538
She's still Jane.
424
00:30:36,570 --> 00:30:41,371
Actually, the name's Lucy Fugue.
425
00:30:43,045 --> 00:30:45,213
And you're the one
who wanted a fight.
426
00:30:45,247 --> 00:30:50,048
Jane...
427
00:30:55,825 --> 00:30:57,660
Jane...
428
00:30:57,692 --> 00:31:01,163
Uh, Hammerhead... it's me.
429
00:31:01,195 --> 00:31:03,631
I know who you are, shit bag.
430
00:31:12,106 --> 00:31:14,576
- Care to join me outside?
- Why?
431
00:31:20,347 --> 00:31:22,048
I could use some air.
432
00:31:24,451 --> 00:31:26,019
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
433
00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:27,488
Oh, come on. Stop.
434
00:31:27,521 --> 00:31:29,423
You're so fucked.
435
00:31:29,457 --> 00:31:31,093
What?
436
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,393
Shit!
437
00:31:32,428 --> 00:31:33,795
Hey, Jane, stop it!
438
00:31:33,826 --> 00:31:36,932
Come out.
Jane, are you in there?
439
00:31:36,963 --> 00:31:41,336
Are you in the Underground?
440
00:31:41,371 --> 00:31:46,371
What do you know
about the Underground?
441
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:48,674
Not a lot.
442
00:31:48,710 --> 00:31:51,546
I know Chief was
trying to help you.
443
00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:56,250
Maybe...
Maybe I can help you, too.
444
00:31:56,286 --> 00:32:00,688
Right on time, baby.
445
00:32:00,721 --> 00:32:02,459
I had that.
446
00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:05,861
If the word "fucked" had landed an inch
to the left, it'd be in your brain.
447
00:32:05,894 --> 00:32:07,130
Back off, kid.
448
00:32:07,162 --> 00:32:11,097
Kid? I just saved
your rusty ass.
449
00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:16,134
You're even more stupid
than you look.
450
00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:20,208
I can't get it out of my head.
451
00:32:20,209 --> 00:32:22,075
Now, how does Jane go
into a hole in the ground
452
00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:23,278
and come out of a donkey?
453
00:32:23,313 --> 00:32:25,247
Oh, God.
Please don't get us involved.
454
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,347
I thought we were
on the same page here.
455
00:32:27,383 --> 00:32:29,585
We're the ones who
don't do anything.
456
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,586
But, Rita, what if...
457
00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:34,588
What if the donkey is a door?
458
00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:37,093
That's what I was wondering.
459
00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:40,394
Hmm. My scan says it's
a perfectly normal donkey.
460
00:32:40,429 --> 00:32:43,432
Thank God that's solved.
Mint juleps?
461
00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:46,468
Somebody's got to step out
the science of this for me.
462
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:47,603
Science?
463
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:48,836
What science?
464
00:32:48,871 --> 00:32:50,403
Here.
465
00:32:50,438 --> 00:32:52,339
Dimensions. Wormholes.
466
00:32:52,375 --> 00:32:54,942
Other buzzwords from the two
theoretical physics books
467
00:32:54,977 --> 00:32:56,377
I read in the '50s.
468
00:32:56,411 --> 00:32:59,280
Not that I care, but
can't that thing inside of you
469
00:32:59,314 --> 00:33:01,615
tear a hole
into another dimension?
470
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:03,116
How should I know?
471
00:33:03,152 --> 00:33:04,920
It's a being of pure energy.
472
00:33:04,953 --> 00:33:08,655
Even if it knows something about
the other dimensions, I don't.
473
00:33:08,691 --> 00:33:10,790
And we do not communicate.
474
00:33:10,826 --> 00:33:11,893
Holy crap.
475
00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:15,865
What is it?
476
00:33:15,896 --> 00:33:18,500
This thing's throat
is a keyhole.
477
00:33:18,531 --> 00:33:20,769
The donkey is a door.
478
00:33:20,803 --> 00:33:22,470
Ugh, God. To what?
479
00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:24,637
Wherever Jane went?
480
00:33:24,673 --> 00:33:26,339
Where the Chief still is?
481
00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:28,442
Where an entire town
is still trapped.
482
00:33:28,478 --> 00:33:32,980
Or it's a perfectly
normal donkey.
483
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:37,085
Okay, so let's
take a look inside.
484
00:33:37,118 --> 00:33:40,269
I can't get in there.
485
00:33:43,258 --> 00:33:44,759
Oh, no.
486
00:33:44,794 --> 00:33:45,928
No.
487
00:33:45,961 --> 00:33:48,063
Under no circumstances.
488
00:33:48,096 --> 00:33:49,730
Rita, I've seen what you
can do with your body.
489
00:33:49,731 --> 00:33:53,536
No. You've seen what happens to
my body when it gets stressed out.
490
00:33:53,567 --> 00:33:55,504
And do you know what's
stressing me out right now?
491
00:33:55,505 --> 00:34:00,076
The idea of shoving my face down the
slimy throat of a diseased animal.
492
00:34:00,106 --> 00:34:01,509
Is this funny to you?
493
00:34:01,544 --> 00:34:03,644
Does my humiliation
get your blood pumping?
494
00:34:03,645 --> 00:34:05,444
I'd like to know what
you're picturing right now.
495
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:08,318
Are you going to shove me
in a sack, hmm? A trash bag?
496
00:34:08,349 --> 00:34:11,786
Cut a little hole so you can squeeze
me into that syphilitic beast
497
00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:13,355
like a tube of toothpaste?
498
00:34:13,389 --> 00:34:15,625
Push my eye into a funnel
and force me into the bowels
499
00:34:15,657 --> 00:34:20,657
of a braying shit-factory
without my consent?
500
00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:24,833
Would that work?
501
00:34:24,867 --> 00:34:29,067
I am a Golden Globe nominee.
502
00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:33,242
Treat me like some
carnival grotesque.
503
00:34:33,275 --> 00:34:36,210
I was the lead in
Cupid Knocks Thrice.
504
00:34:36,246 --> 00:34:40,849
Tell me she's given up something about
the Chief, or the townies, or whatever.
505
00:34:40,882 --> 00:34:44,920
See for yourself.
506
00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:47,121
I think she's getting worse.
507
00:34:47,155 --> 00:34:48,922
You were right, Rita.
508
00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:51,592
I have no clue how to fix this.
509
00:34:51,626 --> 00:34:54,925
I'm fucking powerless.
510
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:59,599
Oh, for the love of God.
511
00:34:59,635 --> 00:35:02,483
I need a trash bag.
512
00:35:06,643 --> 00:35:10,746
Whether the weather be cold,
or whether the weather be hot...
513
00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:12,179
Whether the weather be cold...
514
00:35:12,215 --> 00:35:13,782
What is she doing?
515
00:35:13,817 --> 00:35:16,485
I don't know.
Rita needs to emote in order to blob.
516
00:35:16,518 --> 00:35:18,952
...whether the weather
be hot...
517
00:35:18,987 --> 00:35:21,456
Let's set some ground rules.
518
00:35:21,489 --> 00:35:25,027
One, during this entire ordeal,
nobody is allowed to look at me.
519
00:35:25,061 --> 00:35:30,061
Two, when I am in the bag, you will
only squeeze me as I ask to be squeezed.
520
00:35:30,331 --> 00:35:33,568
Three, when I see whatever is
in this disgusting keyhole,
521
00:35:33,603 --> 00:35:38,438
you will immediately pull me out and
we will never speak of this again.
522
00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:40,871
Cone of silence.
523
00:35:46,481 --> 00:35:51,481
Ew. Ew.
Ew, ew, ew, ew. Oh, ew.
524
00:35:52,018 --> 00:35:54,889
Oh, God.
It's slimy, it stinks.
525
00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:58,193
Just FYI, if I vomit,
I have no choice but to choke on it.
526
00:35:58,226 --> 00:36:02,130
Stop talking!
I'm almost in.
527
00:36:02,163 --> 00:36:05,967
Oh, my! It's beautiful.
528
00:36:06,001 --> 00:36:07,668
Rita, what do you see?
529
00:36:07,702 --> 00:36:10,737
Um, problem...
530
00:36:10,773 --> 00:36:11,772
Rita, you're slipping.
531
00:36:11,773 --> 00:36:14,175
They're in here,
they're all in here!
532
00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:16,244
- Rita!
- Oh, God!
533
00:36:16,277 --> 00:36:18,947
Rita! Rita!
534
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,885
- Oh, no!
- What?
535
00:36:23,918 --> 00:36:25,487
We're going in!
536
00:36:37,764 --> 00:36:39,202
Help me out here.
537
00:36:39,233 --> 00:36:40,835
I'm inside a donkey or what?
538
00:36:40,871 --> 00:36:44,773
The question is,
how do we get outside the donkey?
539
00:36:44,806 --> 00:36:46,675
Oh, my God.
540
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,958
It's Cloverton.
541
00:37:05,027 --> 00:37:08,476
No way out but forward.
542
00:37:23,978 --> 00:37:26,081
- Bonjour!
- Bienvenidos!
543
00:37:27,181 --> 00:37:29,818
Nau mai haere mai, and welcome.
544
00:37:29,853 --> 00:37:34,121
A little too soon to go up our own
ass, but, hey, here we are.
545
00:37:34,155 --> 00:37:35,692
Yes, it's me,
546
00:37:35,724 --> 00:37:39,327
your full-time narrator,
part-time Chief abductor.
547
00:37:39,362 --> 00:37:43,231
You're here for the tour!
Whether you like it or not.
548
00:37:43,264 --> 00:37:45,300
First up, the Cloverton Gallery.
549
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:48,503
Small town America,
deconstructed.
550
00:37:48,536 --> 00:37:51,106
Bored of our pretension yet?
551
00:37:51,139 --> 00:37:52,942
Next, in the center
of the gallery,
552
00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:54,577
our newest interactive exhibit.
553
00:37:54,610 --> 00:37:57,679
These three meat puppets will
be performing a reenactment
554
00:37:57,713 --> 00:38:00,416
of their search
for their fearless leader.
555
00:38:00,449 --> 00:38:02,786
Uh...
Is he talking about us?
556
00:38:02,818 --> 00:38:04,987
Our radioactive fly boy asked,
557
00:38:05,018 --> 00:38:07,855
hoping desperately that
Cyborg would take charge.
558
00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:09,326
This is crazy.
559
00:38:09,358 --> 00:38:12,327
Cyborg exclaimed,
as if it even need to be said.
560
00:38:12,362 --> 00:38:17,362
Rita opened her mouth even though
she had nothing to contribute.
561
00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:22,335
The trio continued onward,
eager for an exclusive look
562
00:38:22,371 --> 00:38:27,371
at what the Chief was up to
at this very moment.
563
00:38:28,344 --> 00:38:33,344
The trio continued onward.
564
00:38:56,871 --> 00:38:58,373
Daddy.
565
00:38:58,407 --> 00:39:01,911
I got it, I got it.
No crust.
566
00:39:01,943 --> 00:39:04,911
Crusts are gross.
Don't make me eat them.
567
00:39:04,947 --> 00:39:06,447
No crusts.
568
00:39:14,356 --> 00:39:16,157
Oh, fuck me.
569
00:39:21,063 --> 00:39:22,130
House special.
570
00:39:22,163 --> 00:39:25,000
Crustless PB and J triangles.
571
00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:28,001
Oh, wow. Thanks.
572
00:39:30,806 --> 00:39:32,675
Too bad three of us
are gluten-free,
573
00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:34,809
twelve of us are allergic
to peanut butter
574
00:39:34,844 --> 00:39:39,844
and none of us
are your fucking daughter!
575
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:54,295
As they approached the
canvases, emotions stirred.
576
00:39:54,329 --> 00:39:58,228
Nostalgia, loss...
577
00:39:59,835 --> 00:40:04,038
futility.
578
00:40:11,413 --> 00:40:12,748
This isn't real.
579
00:40:12,782 --> 00:40:16,318
Of course not.
It's Hollywood, baby.
580
00:40:16,351 --> 00:40:19,822
Who's to say
what's real, anyway?
581
00:40:19,855 --> 00:40:22,090
In Rita's heart,
something sparked.
582
00:40:22,123 --> 00:40:23,559
Do you hear that voice?
583
00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:27,496
Ha! You're a riot, Rita.
Jeez, I don't got to do nothing.
584
00:40:27,527 --> 00:40:29,731
- You're gorgeous.
- Your skin is just glowing.
585
00:40:29,764 --> 00:40:33,536
I mean, you are radiant. I...
I'm jealous of you. What's your secret?
586
00:40:33,568 --> 00:40:35,335
A desire, an old thirst.
587
00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:38,273
She began to feel
how right this was.
588
00:40:38,306 --> 00:40:42,143
Dream or not,
this was her set and she was the star.
589
00:40:42,177 --> 00:40:45,777
Damn right I'm the star.
590
00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:53,322
Larry knew this wasn't really happening.
How could it be?
591
00:40:53,355 --> 00:40:56,958
But there he was,
soaring like a phoenix.
592
00:40:56,992 --> 00:40:58,626
That's impossible.
593
00:40:58,661 --> 00:41:01,295
He grabbed the stick.
594
00:41:03,032 --> 00:41:05,266
Driven by the instinct
of a seasoned pilot
595
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:07,969
who had laid dormant
for far too long,
596
00:41:08,001 --> 00:41:12,641
Larry grabbed the stick.
597
00:41:12,675 --> 00:41:15,510
For God's sake.
598
00:41:17,813 --> 00:41:18,813
This isn't real.
599
00:41:18,847 --> 00:41:19,947
Tell that to your adrenaline.
600
00:41:19,983 --> 00:41:22,016
Grab the stick.
You know you want to.
601
00:41:23,284 --> 00:41:26,721
You know you have to.
602
00:41:33,827 --> 00:41:35,197
Yes!
603
00:41:35,230 --> 00:41:38,532
Our hotshot test pilot is back.
604
00:41:38,568 --> 00:41:40,666
Whoo!
605
00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:48,478
And as for Cyborg,
this wasn't his first rodeo.
606
00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:52,947
He wouldn't be so easily seduced
by self-indulgent fantasies.
607
00:41:52,981 --> 00:41:54,684
Which is great,
because it frees me up
608
00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:57,751
to skip straight
to the torture, right, Victor?
609
00:41:57,786 --> 00:42:00,121
You bastard.
610
00:42:12,034 --> 00:42:14,969
Young Victor's pain was intense.
611
00:42:15,003 --> 00:42:17,039
It was all he could do
not to shit himself to death
612
00:42:17,072 --> 00:42:19,108
right there
on the Stone family yard.
613
00:42:19,139 --> 00:42:20,510
Screw you!
614
00:42:20,543 --> 00:42:22,710
But that was nothing
compared to the pain he felt
615
00:42:22,746 --> 00:42:27,746
when he remembered his mother was
with him when the explosion happened.
616
00:42:28,081 --> 00:42:30,584
No. No!
617
00:42:30,585 --> 00:42:34,289
This is not real!
618
00:42:34,322 --> 00:42:35,489
Who are you?
619
00:42:35,523 --> 00:42:37,728
You'll find out soon enough.
620
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,530
But at the moment, I'm interested in
a much more complex question, Victor.
621
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:46,563
Namely, who are you?
622
00:43:06,255 --> 00:43:09,157
Dead in his arms.
Dead in his arms.
623
00:43:09,190 --> 00:43:10,693
A penny...
624
00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:15,197
Great stuff, Jane...
or whoever.
625
00:43:15,230 --> 00:43:17,364
I know you don't want to talk,
626
00:43:17,398 --> 00:43:21,835
but I have some questions
I got to ask.
627
00:43:21,871 --> 00:43:24,273
Why did you turn
that bus around for me?
628
00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:26,943
I don't...
I don't deserve that.
629
00:43:26,974 --> 00:43:28,643
I just found out
my daughter's alive
630
00:43:28,679 --> 00:43:33,679
and all I can think about is how
shitty her last memories of me must be.
631
00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:38,652
I was so mad at the Chief for keeping
her from me, but the truth is...
632
00:43:38,688 --> 00:43:41,023
I don't deserve to see her.
633
00:43:41,056 --> 00:43:44,059
So what's the point of hurting you,
just to find Chief?
634
00:43:44,094 --> 00:43:47,629
I don't want
to cause you more pain.
635
00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:48,995
I'll never know
what kind of trauma
636
00:43:48,996 --> 00:43:53,202
makes a girl split herself
apart so many times.
637
00:43:54,835 --> 00:43:56,571
We don't have to talk
about the Underground,
638
00:43:56,572 --> 00:44:00,742
or your life,
or anything, just...
639
00:44:00,777 --> 00:44:05,081
I just want you to feel safe.
640
00:44:05,114 --> 00:44:09,050
Would you make me
another sandwich?
641
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:10,117
Yeah.
642
00:44:10,152 --> 00:44:11,621
And, action.
643
00:44:11,652 --> 00:44:14,956
Like riding a bicycle,
Rita knew how to hit her marks,
644
00:44:14,989 --> 00:44:18,559
find her light, sell the drama.
This was it!
645
00:44:18,594 --> 00:44:20,262
This was her Oscar moment.
646
00:44:20,295 --> 00:44:22,364
But I never had no momma.
647
00:44:22,398 --> 00:44:26,402
So I never knew that boys
could be so mean, so cruel.
648
00:44:26,434 --> 00:44:30,072
And now this baby's gonna
grow up not knowing her daddy.
649
00:44:30,105 --> 00:44:33,643
In other words, Rita's an idiot.
650
00:44:33,675 --> 00:44:38,675
And I, I see her daddy
in her little eyes, and...
651
00:44:39,081 --> 00:44:40,581
I resent her.
652
00:44:40,614 --> 00:44:45,614
I resent her sweet angel face.
653
00:44:46,188 --> 00:44:50,893
I mean, she knows this is a
trap, and still she plays along.
654
00:44:50,925 --> 00:44:52,693
What else am I supposed to do?
655
00:44:52,728 --> 00:44:56,030
- Cut.
- No, wait.
656
00:44:56,931 --> 00:44:58,934
Ah, the desperation.
657
00:44:58,967 --> 00:45:01,505
Still she clings
to her faded glory.
658
00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:04,373
Whoever you are, you can shut the fuck up.
You don't know me.
659
00:45:04,407 --> 00:45:08,577
Oh, but I do, Rita Farr.
I know your whole story.
660
00:45:12,914 --> 00:45:15,452
I know all your stories.
661
00:45:15,483 --> 00:45:20,483
I know what drove you into the
sky over and over again, Larry.
662
00:45:21,188 --> 00:45:22,556
I wanted to be a hero.
663
00:45:22,590 --> 00:45:24,992
A hero or a hypocrite?
664
00:45:25,027 --> 00:45:26,929
Because that's what
you really were.
665
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,898
- You don't know me.
- Oh, really?
666
00:45:28,929 --> 00:45:32,201
I know flying is just
another word for fleeing.
667
00:45:32,233 --> 00:45:33,835
Just ask your wife.
668
00:45:33,869 --> 00:45:35,871
Larry, when are you coming home?
669
00:45:35,902 --> 00:45:37,539
The boys miss their daddy.
670
00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:39,309
I wasn't running away
from my family.
671
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:43,478
Right! You were running from
your family and your lover.
672
00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:44,946
I don't have to be
the one you choose.
673
00:45:44,947 --> 00:45:46,514
But you have to make a choice.
674
00:45:46,550 --> 00:45:48,818
But you couldn't even do
that, could you, Larry?
675
00:45:48,849 --> 00:45:50,584
Instead,
you just stayed the course.
676
00:45:50,585 --> 00:45:53,722
And the suckers who loved
you the most paid the price.
677
00:45:55,556 --> 00:45:58,393
Larry! Larry!
678
00:46:01,764 --> 00:46:03,499
And how do you
call yourself a hero
679
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:07,568
when your mother died in
a lab accident you caused?
680
00:46:07,603 --> 00:46:09,204
You don't get it.
681
00:46:09,237 --> 00:46:13,208
You think forcing me
to relive this is torture?
682
00:46:13,242 --> 00:46:16,710
I relive this
every time I go to sleep.
683
00:46:16,746 --> 00:46:20,248
I relive this
when I close my eyes.
684
00:46:20,282 --> 00:46:22,084
You may know who I am,
685
00:46:22,085 --> 00:46:24,952
but you don't know
shit about me.
686
00:46:24,987 --> 00:46:28,989
If you did, you would know
that every criminal I bust
687
00:46:29,023 --> 00:46:32,393
and every person I save,
is me fulfilling a pledge to my mom
688
00:46:32,427 --> 00:46:35,697
that she'll never get to hear.
689
00:46:35,730 --> 00:46:39,480
Trying to make her proud.
690
00:46:41,237 --> 00:46:46,175
Knowing I'm the reason
she's not around to see it.
691
00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:50,143
That's my burden.
692
00:46:50,179 --> 00:46:54,684
That's what it means
to be Cyborg.
693
00:46:54,715 --> 00:46:58,188
What an origin story!
694
00:46:58,219 --> 00:47:03,219
Wow! Too bad
it's a load of donkey shit.
695
00:47:03,626 --> 00:47:05,992
What's that supposed to mean?
696
00:47:06,027 --> 00:47:07,027
Hey!
697
00:47:07,063 --> 00:47:08,229
You are wrong...
698
00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:10,867
...so wrong,
to doubt the narrator.
699
00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:14,469
I mean, I'm the narrator.
Think about that.
700
00:47:14,503 --> 00:47:17,938
I exist outside
of time and space.
701
00:47:17,974 --> 00:47:20,509
I know your past,
present, and future.
702
00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:24,045
Please... don't do this to me.
703
00:47:24,079 --> 00:47:26,148
I know what you did.
704
00:47:26,181 --> 00:47:28,416
What you are willing to do.
705
00:47:28,451 --> 00:47:33,021
So, if you don't want your sad,
solipsistic, utterly useless lives
706
00:47:33,054 --> 00:47:34,856
dissected in front of the world,
707
00:47:34,889 --> 00:47:38,994
stop looking for Niles Caulder!
708
00:47:39,027 --> 00:47:41,027
And you, Victor Stone,
709
00:47:41,063 --> 00:47:43,166
you're the most
tragic one of all.
710
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:46,568
You don't even have memories.
You have programming.
711
00:47:46,601 --> 00:47:49,268
Get out of my head!
712
00:47:49,304 --> 00:47:50,407
Get out of my head!
713
00:47:50,438 --> 00:47:52,974
Are you talking to me,
or to your father?
714
00:47:53,009 --> 00:47:55,844
Either way,
you're on the right track.
715
00:47:59,514 --> 00:48:03,251
The worst thing about not
knowing your own past...
716
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:08,757
...is that you're doomed
to repeat it.
717
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:13,193
Who are you?
718
00:48:13,228 --> 00:48:16,697
Me? I'm Nobody.
719
00:48:16,731 --> 00:48:20,335
Help! Help me, Larry!
720
00:48:20,367 --> 00:48:22,505
Larry!
721
00:48:22,538 --> 00:48:25,340
Go ahead, Larry.
Save the day.
722
00:48:25,373 --> 00:48:27,076
That's what heroes do.
723
00:48:27,108 --> 00:48:29,311
But, of course
you never were a hero.
724
00:48:29,344 --> 00:48:32,146
No wonder you resent
the thing inside you so much.
725
00:48:34,451 --> 00:48:39,121
A-ha! Your deus ex
is right on time.
726
00:48:39,152 --> 00:48:43,559
The sight of him helplessly
flailing about to free you all
727
00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,693
is so stirring. Ugh!
728
00:48:45,728 --> 00:48:49,331
You can thank this glowing baby bird
for ending your torture early,
729
00:48:49,362 --> 00:48:51,431
but don't forget,
730
00:48:51,465 --> 00:48:55,570
you're all at my mercy.
731
00:49:55,530 --> 00:49:57,032
You two okay?
732
00:49:57,065 --> 00:49:59,969
Not in the slightest.
733
00:50:00,001 --> 00:50:02,804
- What was that?
- A warning.
734
00:50:02,838 --> 00:50:05,706
Think you might have
saved us, Larry.
735
00:50:05,739 --> 00:50:07,409
I didn't do anything.
736
00:50:07,443 --> 00:50:09,844
Thank that thing
inside of you for me.
737
00:50:09,878 --> 00:50:10,911
Whatever it is.
738
00:50:10,947 --> 00:50:12,178
What the hell happened?
739
00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:13,782
The donkey was a door.
740
00:50:13,815 --> 00:50:17,818
- What?
- The donkey was a door.
741
00:50:17,853 --> 00:50:20,521
I see what you did there,
and I hate you.
742
00:50:20,554 --> 00:50:22,056
Well, thank God you got out.
743
00:50:22,090 --> 00:50:23,791
I could've told you
it was a trap.
744
00:50:23,826 --> 00:50:25,794
Oh, good. Jane's back.
745
00:50:25,795 --> 00:50:26,995
Any sign of the Chief?
746
00:50:26,996 --> 00:50:28,197
We know he's alive.
747
00:50:28,230 --> 00:50:29,965
And we met
the bastard who took him.
748
00:50:29,998 --> 00:50:31,800
Calls himself Nobody.
749
00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:34,237
Nobody?
That's less than helpful.
750
00:50:34,268 --> 00:50:36,204
The good news is,
he's scared of us.
751
00:50:36,237 --> 00:50:38,206
- He's scared of us?
- Yeah.
752
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,943
This is how I know
we're onto something.
753
00:50:40,976 --> 00:50:43,746
Why else would Nobody
lay a trap,
754
00:50:43,777 --> 00:50:47,215
make threats,
mess with our heads?
755
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:50,684
That's not omniscient.
756
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,521
That's insecure.
757
00:50:52,554 --> 00:50:55,623
- In fact, all we need...
- Victor!
758
00:51:00,496 --> 00:51:05,032
Dad?
759
00:51:05,067 --> 00:51:09,605
Someone's in trouble.
760
00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:12,375
So much for privacy mode.
How did you find me?
761
00:51:12,407 --> 00:51:15,710
When you vanish from the face of the
Earth, I get a damn notification.
762
00:51:15,742 --> 00:51:17,277
What happened?
763
00:51:17,313 --> 00:51:19,380
I could try to explain,
but the science really wouldn't hold up.
764
00:51:19,414 --> 00:51:22,050
Where's Niles?
Did he talk you into coming here?
765
00:51:22,083 --> 00:51:24,418
He's gone, Dad.
766
00:51:24,452 --> 00:51:25,889
He's in trouble.
767
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,389
Well, whatever he's gotten himself
into, he can figure his own way out.
768
00:51:28,422 --> 00:51:30,157
He always does.
We're going home.
769
00:51:30,193 --> 00:51:33,027
- Dad...
- This is not a job for Cyborg.
770
00:51:33,061 --> 00:51:35,496
The work we're doing in
Detroit is important.
771
00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:37,666
It means something.
772
00:51:37,699 --> 00:51:39,135
It's gonna get you noticed.
773
00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:42,268
Catapult you
to bigger and better things.
774
00:51:42,304 --> 00:51:46,742
And even if it doesn't,
it means something to me.
775
00:51:46,773 --> 00:51:50,010
And your mom.
776
00:51:50,045 --> 00:51:52,715
Every criminal we bust,
777
00:51:52,746 --> 00:51:55,016
every person we save,
778
00:51:55,050 --> 00:52:00,050
is us fulfilling a pledge
to your mom.
779
00:52:00,621 --> 00:52:02,189
Doing her proud.
780
00:52:02,190 --> 00:52:04,791
That's our burden, Vic.
781
00:52:04,827 --> 00:52:09,827
That's what it means
to be Cyborg.
782
00:52:10,931 --> 00:52:13,434
You should go home.
783
00:52:13,469 --> 00:52:15,503
I'm staying here
until I find Niles Caulder.
784
00:52:15,536 --> 00:52:18,304
Like hell you are.
785
00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:20,443
You...
786
00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:24,143
You've been here a day,
you're covered in slime,
787
00:52:24,179 --> 00:52:29,179
palling around with a bunch
of inept circus freaks.
788
00:52:29,384 --> 00:52:32,188
Vic...
789
00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:34,789
you get your act together,
790
00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:37,326
I will upgrade you.
791
00:52:37,358 --> 00:52:41,730
Turn you into
a godlike force for good.
792
00:52:41,764 --> 00:52:45,568
I need a couple of days
to figure this out.
793
00:52:45,601 --> 00:52:47,869
I'll check in on schedule.
Don't worry about me.
794
00:52:47,902 --> 00:52:50,706
- I always do.
- Why?
795
00:52:53,675 --> 00:52:57,911
I'm Cyborg... right?
796
00:54:35,143 --> 00:54:37,813
I'm supposed to thank you.
797
00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:06,942
Okay.
798
00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:09,077
You can do it.
799
00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:14,463
You'll wake up.
800
00:55:17,987 --> 00:55:21,822
You'll wake up.
801
00:56:02,264 --> 00:56:03,398
Oh.
802
00:56:03,431 --> 00:56:08,237
Uh, sorry, I'm...
looking for a guest room.
803
00:56:08,268 --> 00:56:10,472
Well, this isn't some motel.
804
00:56:10,505 --> 00:56:13,509
You'll have to pick up
after yourself. Chip in.
805
00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:15,744
I think I can handle that.
806
00:56:15,777 --> 00:56:20,777
Guest room
is last door on the right.
807
00:56:23,318 --> 00:56:27,021
You did good today, Rita.
808
00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:30,425
I know it was hard, but, um...
809
00:56:30,458 --> 00:56:35,297
Just... You were a star today.
810
00:56:35,331 --> 00:56:39,081
Damn right you're a star.
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