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I mean, this place is good, but can
I get a splash of tea in there?

It's all balls.

Boba tea is an ancient
Taiwanese tradition

that dates all the way back
to the 1980s.

Could you show it a little
bit of respect? Thanks.

They're not respecting me! I complained

last time I was here that
they were over-balling me,

and now they're over-balling
me just to piss me off.

Complaining about extra boba.

This is why people hate our generation.

My boba tea ratio is off!

Nobody cares about your boba tea ratio.

- I care!
- You know what?

Maybe the boba tea artist
felt like that boba tea ratio,

and maybe you should respect them.

You're just mad that I have
more boba balls than you.

- Benji?
- Shad! What's up, man?

- How are you?
- Great! Good to see you, dude.

Same, dude. You got a lot
of balls there, huh?

- Yeah, they over-ball me here.
- Yeah, they do that.

- It's passive-aggressive.
- Who is this guy?

Oh, this is Shad.

- Hey, what's up?
- He was my friend in high school.

I didn't know you had a friend
in high school!

- Yeah, I had, like, three.
- Benji and I, we were kind of like

the Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
of high school theater.

- Shad!
- We were!

- What?!
- But this guy...

This guy was always the star.

They even changed "My Fair Lady"

to "My Fair Gentleman"
just so he could play the lead.

Well, there's never enough parts
for guys, so that's good.

Oh, dude! Speaking of
our old high school,

I'm actually directing
"Romeo and Juliet" there,

but I have to bail, because I
just booked a part on "Ballers."

- Oh, cool, man.
- It's pretty dope.

This is crazy, but I...
It's very short notice.

Do you think you could cover for me?

Yes, I could cover! Oh. Oh.

- Esther! Get your own Shad.
- Sorry.

Dramatic teens are my bread and butter.
I'm sorry.

Bread and cheese
is your bread and butter.

Both can be true.

Um, Shad, is it OK if my friend Esther

joins me on this directing venture?

Yeah, that... that work,
I really don't care.

As long as you cover for me,
you can bring whoever you want.

Hey, just, uh... E-mail me, all right?

- I'll shoot you the deets, everything.
- All right, cool, man. Thank you.

You like that?
It's my new business card.

It's got my headshot on front,
IMDb on back.

I'm familiar with the headshot medium.
Thank you.

- All right, e-mail me, all right?
- All right, cool.

- Nice to see you, man.
- Same!

He was a corpse
on "Law & Order"?

Lucky! That's my dream
entry-level acting job.

Good, huh?

Yeah.

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Well, that's cool that you decided

to dress like a teen mom
Christmas shopping

at Dollar Tree
for your first day at work.

Key word: "teen."
They're gonna relate to me.

Ugh. I'm getting high school flashbacks.

One time, I was walking up to school,

and Lindsay Pierce asked me
if I wanted a cigarette.

Needless to say, I un-friended her ass

before I got to homeroom.

There were, like, ten Lindsays in my
school. None of them would talk to me.

Ey-O! Substitute teacher coming through!

Sir, I don't know if anyone told you,

but a gorilla left his pubes
on your head.

Oh, come on. Don't be like that.

Hey, gorillas are beautiful,
majestic creatures!

Hey! Shut your degenerate ass up.

It's not his fault he's ugly!

Gorillas don't even have pubes.
Their fur is consistent.

Benji, don't let that kid
get to you, OK?

Boys like that,
they peak in high school.

You haven't even reached your peak yet.

You may never peak.

You ready?

Let's do this!

- Hello, actors!
- Hello!

- Yes?
- Sir, I'm not an actor.

I'm Kevin. I'm your technician.

Wonderful, Kevin. Get me a Snapple.

Hi, everyone. I am Benji.

I am so excited to be here.

Um... I'm actually a former student.

Some of you might recognize me,
or maybe you've heard of me

from the critically acclaimed
production of "The Wizard of Oz,"

where I played the Wizard
and the Cowardly Lion.

I can get dressed
and undressed really fast.

Is that a weird thing to tell
a room full of children?

It wasn't... You guys got
what I meant, right?

- What?
- Anyways...

I'm Esther,
and you can call me "Estella,"

'cause that's the version
of my name I always wanted.

Why? Because once we walk
through those doors,

we're anyone we want to be!

That's what we're bringin'.

Now, did someone here
order some journals

with a side of self-discovery?

What is it with you and the journaling?

Are you trying to run a sober
living house or something?

In my high school drama class,
we journaled,

because it allowed us to dive deeper

into ourselves and our characters.

Every role she got
in high school had one line.

But I knew their psychology.

Elegant Partygoer was elegant.
She went to parties.

She entered on page 14. She exited
stage right, interesting choice.

All right, now, don't be shy.
You can write

your deepest, darkest secrets
in these journals,

because no one is gonna read
them, except for me.

Can I have the purple glittery one?

Oh, um... That one's actually mine.

But... I want you to have it.

All right, we're gonna start
with a game called "Zip Zap Zop."

It's a little silly,
but we're just trying

to warm up our bodies and our minds.

Oh, good. There you are. Um...
Hey, I just wanted to apologize.

I'm sorry. We're doing
a theatre exercise.

Detention's probably down the hall.

I'm the lead. Romeo.

Your Snapple, sir.

Techy Kev, is that guy really
the lead of the play?

Affirmative, sir. That's Logan.

Look, earlier, when I
called you "Gorilla Pubes,"

that was body-shaming,
and that is not OK.

- Thank you.
- And in a messed-up society

that places so much value on appearance,

I can't imagine
what you go through every day.

OK, that's enough. Thank you.

Uh, we're gonna start the game.

Cool? I'll start.

- Zip!
- Uh... Zap!

Great job. Zop!

Zi... uh, I'm sorry.

Uh, I don't think clapping at my peers

is really gonna help me.

Uh, my character has to commit suicide,

so... think I'm just gonna go meditate.

Logan, come on, man!

I can teach you stuff
about acting, all right?

I was a SoundCloud
Artist to Watch in 2015.

Yeah, well, I'm repped by Gersh.

Is that what it's about?
I'm a stand-up comedian.

- A professional.
- It's impressive.

Guess what else is impressive?
Daniel Tosh follows me on Twitter.

Yeah, maybe I should DM him
and see if he's heard of you.

You know what?
Are we allowed cell phones?

I don't think so. And I'm not
impressed by Daniel Tosh, OK?

I'm not a frat guy in 2003.

Not to mention, if we're playing
the name-dropping game,

I'm friends with Pauly Shore.
Full-blown friends.

I know his Hotmail address.

What's Hotmail?

Dude, nobody knows who that guy is.

Techy Kev, you know
who Pauly Shore is, right?

Affirmative. He's one of
the "Stranger Things" kids.

- Right?
- Zip!

Hey, can I borrow a quarter?
It's sort of an emergency.

Oh, my God. Yes, of course.

Thank you for feeling
safe enough to ask me.

- Of course.
- Here you go.

Oh, I've never used a tampon. I use...

pads.

Oh, I have one of those, too.

Thanks! You are, like,
such a cool grown-up!

- Really?
- Yeah!

Like the coolest grown-up I've ever met.

Oh, my God! I'm, like, barely
a grown-up, just so you know.

I'm so glad Mr. Shad's gone.

- Same.
- OK, I gotta go. Thanks!

I lost them. They're all meditating.

When I was a kid,
I stared off into space,

and they wanted to put me on medicine.

I found her, Benji.

She's the wing for me
to be the wind beneath.

- That girl?
- Yeah.

Stop trying to befriend 12-year-old
girls. You're an adult.

Ow! It's like the third time I've
been slapped in this hallway.

This was so much fun.
I stayed up all night.

- I couldn't stop.
- Oh, my God.

You journaled as your character?

She hid in a dead horse
to escape an evil friar?

That is such a cool
backstory for Wench Three.

Well, nobody is born a wench.

That's so true. It makes me wonder,

where does Jane end
and Wench three begin?

You know, when my high school
did "Fiddler on the Roof,"

I would have dreams as Jew Number Four.

All right, everybody, listen up.
We're gonna start with the end

of Act Two, Scene Two.

What satisfaction canst
thou have tonight?

- The exchange of thy love's faithful vow...
- Stop! Stop!

Logan, I can't hear you.

We got the senior citizens
in the back row, so...

Projection! Thank you.

Psst. Doesn't your eye
keep going to Wench Three?

The camera loves her.

- There's no camera.
- What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?

- Exchange of thy love's faithful vows...
- Logan!

I love what you're doing,
but... How do I put this?

I'm 86 years old. I was a propeller
engineer in the Korean War.

Bad hearing, back row, maybe my last
day on Earth, and I can't hear ya.

The exchange
of thy love's faithful vows...

Logan! Logan! Does "loud" mean "angry"?

Tulips! Huh! Puppies! Huh!
You see that? Loud, not angry.

Dude, I know how to project.

Think, um... yeah, last I checked,

I'm the director,
and you've got to respect me.

Do you respect you?

That's not the point.

The point is, is I can't hear you.

You know, my therapist says
insecurities are common

in people who weren't breast-fed.
I'm guessing you weren't.

I didn't say anything!

I rejected the breast.
I preferred formula.

Did your mom freeze her breast milk?
'Cause I'll take it.

I mean, it's good for you.

- Olympians drink it.
- This is inappropriate!

You're not drinking
my mom's breast milk!

We're going to the principal's
office right now! Let's go!

Take that off. You don't
deserve to wear it.

- Real face-to-face nuisance.
- Guys...

Not every baby can latch, OK?
And for the record,

I did easily, and I was
breast-fed until I was four.

And that is true, and it is
both beautiful and problematic.

OK, let's plow forward.

But how? We don't have Logan.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God.

I've always wanted a reason to say this.

The show must go on!

"Oh, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"

- What satisfaction canst thou have...
- Stop!

- Something's not working.
- Well, maybe 'cause you're reading it.

With no energy or eye contact.

No, no. That's not it.

- No?
- No, no, no.

Let's try something. Stacie,
take a seat for a second.

I'll take that.

- Take a seat, please.
- OK.

What are we thinkin' here?

Jane.

Why don't you try reading Juliet?

- What?
- Yeah, why not!

Let's try it.

"The exchange of thy love's
faithful vow for mine."

"I gave thee mine
before thou did this..."

- Wow.
- "...request it?"

Did you see that?

- You're our new Juliet.
- Wait, what?!

You are what this play was missing.

I'm... I'm sorry, like, 'scuse me?

Oh, Stacie, congratulations.

You're gonna be an amazing Wench Three.

Uh, duh-no. You can't do this.
We open on Thursday.

Oh, you'll master Wench Three
by then. There's no lines.

But my grandparents
are driving in from Arizona!

I don't know what you want
me to do here.

I already said the show must go on.

Jane, everybody!

Well, thank you, Benji, for
bringing that to our attention.

Although, some of those breast feeding
details were a little bit graphic.

Just wanted you to have all the info.

Logan, I expect more of you.

What have you got to say for yourself?

Yeah, Logan. I'd like to know
as well. Speak up.

I'm sorry, Mr. Benji.

I've just been having
a really weird day,

because it's the anniversary
of my parents' divorce.

A divorce that was totally my fault.

It wasn't your fault.

Almost every divorce

my mom has is my fault.

Everybody leaves me. Shad left me,

- and now this guy is yelling at me.
- Listen.

Why don't you give us a moment, OK?

Thank you.

You know every time
one of these kids cries,

I gotta fill out a form?

Logan. Logan. I'm so sorry.

I had no idea you were
dealing with all that.

If you ever want to talk, I had a
really hard time in high school, too.

- I'm here.
- No, it's just...

my dad, and...

I drive people away, and...

and...

aaand scene!

See? I'm an amazing actor.

Was I projecting enough
for you, or was that...?

- Or should I still speak up?
- I knew you were lying.

I don't know. I think I had
you going, there, buddy.

- I was acting, dude!
- Oh! Oh, gotcha.

I was acting like I believed you!
And scene!

You don't "scene" me! I "scene" you!

"So... loving...
j-jealous of his liberty."

Yes. And then Romeo says
whatever, and great job.

OK, everyone's dismissed,

except for Jane.
Why don't you grab a snack?

You're gonna need the fuel.

Hey, so I just wanted to let you know

I had to recast Juliet,
and it's Jane now.

OK, yeah, I don't care about Jane.
Logan's my problem.

He's good-looking, and he can fake-cry.

Fake-crying should be
only for ugly people

- who actually need the attention.
- I agree.

That kid's an emotional terrorist.

- Nobody needs him!
- Benji, settle down.

The drama kids love Logan.

I'm catching up on journals.

Is it legal that you read
their journals?

Did you sign the same waiver I did?

I didn't sign that, no.
I have a thing against waivers.

Oh, yeah, so then, yeah,
you can probably read.

So, Emma K wrote,

"I watched a movie with Logan
last night at his house."

We dry scissored, and then
walked to Scooter Burger.

"It was super romantic."

Teen love.

- So they walked to Scooter Burger?
- Yeah.

But that doesn't make sense.

There's no fast food allowed
in Beverly Hills.

- 'Scue me?
- No fast food allowed in Beverly Hills.

This is the first time I've
ever felt bad for rich kids.

He lives by a Scooter Burger,
he's out of district.

I might have to report him.

It's kind of my responsibility
as a freelance, part-time,

unpaid substitute teacher
for an after-school club.

- Think I gotta follow him home.
- No, no, no, no, no, Benji.

That's a bad idea.

Hey, man, how come
you didn't want to eat inside?

So, I'm happy we're hanging out.

Just want to put that out there.

- OK.
- But also, full disclosure,

we're on a stakeout, and I need you here
in case things escalate.

Come on, man! It...
You told me you missed me!

I do miss you! This is a "two
birds, one stone" situation.

I needed a partner in my stakeout,

and I love you.

Look, do you see that...
that kid over there?

Yes.

He's been bullying me at school.

I'm so s..., I... I tried.

You're getting bullied by a child?

I mean... childhood
is a social construct.

We don't know when it starts
or ends, really.

All right, bud. I am gonna go ahead

and pull the ripcord on this situation.
I'm calling a Lyft.

I can't be out here stalking children.
I'm an uncle!

Jeff, stop being so weird, OK?

All we have to do
is follow this kid home.

Do you hear yourself?

Oh, my God. He's leaving.

Jane?

Jane!

Yes?

Onstage, please.

A-five, six, seven, eight!

I'm Romeo! Come find me!

And you're wearing a blindfold, too?

Hundred percent.

I don't see how this is gonna help.

Jane, if you can
walk the stage blindfolded,

think about how easy that's
gonna be on show night.

Whatever you say.

Over here! Find me, Juliet!

"There rust and yet me..."

Sorry. "Let me die."

I've got an idea.

Why don't we try adding an "ouch"?

- "Ouch?"
- "Ouch!"

- "Ouch!"
- Nope. Do it again.

- Romeo? Romeo?
- Hark! Hark! Hark! Hark!

- Find me! Pliet!
- Romeo! Romeo!

- "Ouch!"
- "Ouch!"

- "Ouch!"
- "Ouch!"

I'm sorry. I just can't get this.

- Make haste!
- Romeo! Ugh! Ouch!

Yes, Jane, yes! That's the
"ouch" I'm looking for!

I knew I'd get it out of you.

Can I go to the nurse?

Benji, Benji, Benji!

Hey, what's up? I have great news.

I did some light
child stalking yesterday,

and I was right about Logan.

- He does live outside of district.
- Benji, you shouldn't stalk Logan.

He's a high school kid. Hey...

Do you know Jane's
class schedule, locker combo,

or home address? Can't find her.

Hey, Midriff. You seen Jane?

- Psh.
- Yeah, if I tell the school,

Logan for sure gets kicked out,
but I wanna be the bigger person,

so I'm just gonna blackmail him
so he pretends to respect me.

Blackmail, cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Hey, can you give me one second? Jane!

Where are you?!

Logan. I can't believe this
is our last time hanging out.

I've had so much fun with you.

- Thanks.
- But just, um, one last note,

- before your big show?
- Yeah.

Don't cross the line,
or I'll destroy you.

Oh! You feelin' tough?

You know what? I would
just play it cool, dude.

But I... I don't know.

Maybe you'll end up in the Reseda
High production of "The Lion King."

What do you think
their felt budget's like?

Probably not good!

Come on, man. You wouldn't say anything.

- I wouldn't?
- They'd kick me out of school.

I'm so sorry. I...

- I was just overcompensating because...
- Oh, is this...?

Is this, are you going to
start crying again?

- What?
- I know all your moves.

Just...
don't disrespect me,

and things should be
muy bueno between us.

Are you doing Pacino from "Scarface"?

Yeah.
Have a fun time tonight.

That last one was Brando. I got range.

- Hi!
- Can I help you?

You must be Jane's mom. I'm Esther.

I'm her director-slash-best-friend,

and I don't want to alarm you,

but Jane is 30 minutes late
for the play,

and I know how much this means to her.

I think it's safe to say she's
been murdered or kidnapped.

She's here. I... I'm sorry, but she's
not interested in doing the play.

Huh. OK. I see what's going on here.

My parents held me back, too.
Let me guess...

You gave up on your dreams,
and you took the easy road.

Married a rich guy, settled down.

I'm the co-chairman
of Sony Entertainment.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool.

I have a headshot
and resume in my trunk.

If you... would... just...
First, can you hand over Jane?

Esther! Stop! She's telling the truth!

I don't want to do the play!

You made it weird!

Plus, Stacie and the whole cast
hate me now.

I eat lunch alone.

I'll eat lunch with you, Silly-Head!

I don't want to eat with you!
Just leave me alone!

Uh, what?

Not everyone's cut out for show biz.

Should we get a lunch
on the books, or, uh...?

SoulCycle? Oh.

OK...

I'm sorry. Someone's defaced your photo.

You're finally breastfeeding!

Hilarious.

But if you really wanted
this joke to land,

you should have used an orangutan,

'cause they're the primate
champions of breastfeeding.

- Look it up.
- Don't worry.

We're gonna find out who did this.

Oh, I think I know who did it.

It wasn't me, I swear!

But it's so funny! And you're so funny!

Speaking of "funny,"
you know what's hilarious?

Logan lives in Reseda.

Sorry, bud. I didn't want to do it,

but you kind of forced my hand.

He lives out of district.
Out of district.

But... I'm sorry.

After my dad died, we just...

couldn't afford to stay
in Beverly Hills anymore.

I was just too embarrassed
to tell everyone.

Moving performance.

But I think your story's not adding up.

You know, 'cause yesterday, it
was that your dad left your mom,

and now he's dead, and...
How does a corpse

leave your mom? You know what I mean?

He left my mom,
and five years later, he died.

This is, uh...

It's gonna be hard for me
to come back from.

Everyone, don't worry.

Logan's gonna continue
to attend this school.

We make exceptions all the time.

Thank you.

Everyone!

Okay, so, like,
if we didn't have a Juliet,

how bad would that be?

OK, so, bad. Um, Stacie?

Where is my sweet Stacie?

She quit two days ago.

OK, now what?

You're gonna play Juliet, right, ma'am?

I... I couldn't.

We all saw this coming.

If you insist, I'll do it.

You guys are good kids.

Oh, happy dagger!

This is thy sheath.
There rust, and let me die.

Her actual dying is a little much,

but as a corpse,
I think she's gonna nail it.

Techy Kevin, did you make the
photo of me suckling a gorilla?

Affirmative, sir.

Why?

Um, sir, I don't respect you.

Was it something I did, or...?

No, just you.

I get that.

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