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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,356 --> 00:00:02,343 ADULT SHELDON: I'd like to tell you a story 2 00:00:02,346 --> 00:00:04,375 about a time I was right. 3 00:00:04,378 --> 00:00:05,737 Now, I'm sure you're thinking, 4 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,406 "But, Sheldon, you're never wrong." 5 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:11,626 And you'd be right. 6 00:00:11,628 --> 00:00:13,461 But it's worth taking a closer look 7 00:00:13,463 --> 00:00:16,070 at this particular incident. 8 00:00:16,073 --> 00:00:18,583 Because it began with a loaf of bread, 9 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:21,136 and ended with me and my family 10 00:00:21,138 --> 00:00:25,006 almost being kicked out of the United States of America. 11 00:00:29,428 --> 00:00:30,511 Uh-oh. 12 00:00:30,514 --> 00:00:32,187 What's the matter? 13 00:00:32,190 --> 00:00:34,482 Something's wrong with my sandwich. 14 00:00:34,484 --> 00:00:35,984 Did it go bad? 15 00:00:35,986 --> 00:00:39,687 No. It just tastes... different. 16 00:00:39,689 --> 00:00:42,273 If you don't want it, I'll trade you for my dumplings. 17 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:43,445 I'm already unhappy. 18 00:00:43,448 --> 00:00:45,943 Do you really think dumplings will fix the problem? 19 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:48,830 It'll fix my problem. I'm sick of dumplings. 20 00:00:50,167 --> 00:00:51,449 [PHONE RINGS] 21 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:53,701 Mary Cooper, how may I bless you? 22 00:00:53,703 --> 00:00:54,895 SHELDON: Hello, Mom? 23 00:00:54,898 --> 00:00:56,621 Sheldon? Everything okay? 24 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,173 - No. - What's wrong? 25 00:00:58,175 --> 00:01:00,875 - What happened? - My sandwich tastes different. 26 00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:03,044 [SIGHS] You know you're not supposed to call 27 00:01:03,046 --> 00:01:04,429 unless it's an emergency. 28 00:01:04,431 --> 00:01:07,265 I'm well aware. So what did you change? 29 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,883 I didn't change anything. 30 00:01:08,885 --> 00:01:11,886 Same bread, same peanut butter, same jelly. 31 00:01:11,888 --> 00:01:14,973 Did you use one knife for the PB and the J? 32 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:17,392 - No. - Are you sure? 33 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:19,644 That was one time two years ago, 34 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,279 and all the other knives were dirty. 35 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,314 It was 14 months and 11 days ago. 36 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:25,650 When we made the big switch from Wonder Bread. 37 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:26,793 Oh, how could I forget? 38 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:29,120 Sheldon, I didn't change anything. 39 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,789 Can I get back to work now? 40 00:01:32,042 --> 00:01:33,408 I suppose so. 41 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:34,909 Thank you. Bye. 42 00:01:34,911 --> 00:01:36,578 Don't I get an "I love you"? 43 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,413 I love you. 44 00:01:38,415 --> 00:01:40,799 One more time, with a little more energy. 45 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:43,802 [PHONE HANGS UP, DIAL TONE SOUNDS] 46 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,921 Must've been disconnected. 47 00:01:46,923 --> 00:01:49,924 Well, my mother didn't do anything differently. 48 00:01:49,926 --> 00:01:51,593 Are you gonna eat it? 49 00:01:51,595 --> 00:01:54,929 Better. I'm going to do science on it. 50 00:01:54,931 --> 00:01:57,315 [SIGHS] I would eat it. 51 00:01:59,019 --> 00:02:00,902 Are the goggles necessary? 52 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:03,438 No, but they really set the mood. 53 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,574 Okay, subject "A," jelly. 54 00:02:10,113 --> 00:02:14,249 That's definitely strawberry and definitely Smuckers. 55 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,109 Subject "B." 56 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:23,091 That's Jif all right. Creamy and delicious. 57 00:02:23,093 --> 00:02:24,542 It must be the bread. 58 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:27,664 Hold on. This is a scientific experiment. 59 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:29,597 We can't make assumptions. 60 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:32,800 Subject "C." 61 00:02:32,802 --> 00:02:35,053 It's the bread. 62 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:38,306 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 63 00:02:38,308 --> 00:02:41,025 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 64 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,444 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 65 00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:46,512 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 66 00:02:46,515 --> 00:02:53,046 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 67 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,878 Welcome to the family, Hacksaw. 68 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:02,881 [SNIFFLES] 69 00:03:06,851 --> 00:03:08,002 Hey. 70 00:03:08,004 --> 00:03:10,838 Oh. Hey, Georgie. 71 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:11,950 You okay? 72 00:03:11,953 --> 00:03:13,675 Mm-hmm. 73 00:03:13,677 --> 00:03:14,759 You sure? 74 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,728 Not really. 75 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:20,181 Um... Dustin broke up with me. 76 00:03:20,183 --> 00:03:22,650 What? 77 00:03:22,652 --> 00:03:24,936 He said I was immature. [SNIFFS] 78 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,187 Is he crazy? 79 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:28,907 Everything about you screams womanhood. 80 00:03:30,102 --> 00:03:31,318 See? 81 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:34,105 Happy Hearth Home Bakeries, just like always. 82 00:03:34,108 --> 00:03:35,448 Well, something is rotten 83 00:03:35,451 --> 00:03:37,581 - in the state of Denmark. - What? 84 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:40,034 - That's Shakespeare, Mom. - Great. 85 00:03:40,036 --> 00:03:42,503 Missy, did your sandwich taste different today? 86 00:03:42,505 --> 00:03:44,589 Couldn't tell you. I traded it for a Ding Dong. 87 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:48,789 Your sandwich is exactly the same, Sheldon. 88 00:03:48,792 --> 00:03:49,961 What's going on? 89 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,234 This bread is different. 90 00:03:51,237 --> 00:03:52,403 Let me see. 91 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,383 You know, he might be right. 92 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:57,802 Ow. 93 00:03:57,804 --> 00:04:00,054 Shelly, it's probably just your taste buds 94 00:04:00,056 --> 00:04:01,556 changing as you get older. 95 00:04:01,558 --> 00:04:03,141 But I don't like change. 96 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,609 Then you're gonna hate puberty. 97 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,529 Got me with your ring. 98 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:11,350 She wasn't wrong. 99 00:04:11,353 --> 00:04:13,234 Studies do support that your sense of taste 100 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:14,535 changes over time. 101 00:04:14,537 --> 00:04:16,904 So the bread's the same and you're different? 102 00:04:16,906 --> 00:04:18,373 Apparently so. 103 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,411 Nope, it's the bread. 104 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:25,997 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 105 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:36,424 Hey. 106 00:04:36,426 --> 00:04:38,559 Hi. 107 00:04:38,561 --> 00:04:40,928 I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite to eat 108 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,180 at the Waffle House? 109 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,016 Not like a date. 110 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:47,435 But as someone who recently had his heart broke, 111 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:49,103 I think I could help. 112 00:04:49,105 --> 00:04:50,655 Who broke your heart? 113 00:04:51,554 --> 00:04:52,774 I love you. 114 00:04:52,776 --> 00:04:54,609 - [OTHERS GASPING] - Ooh! 115 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:55,743 You did. 116 00:04:55,745 --> 00:04:57,829 Oh. Yeah. 117 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,415 I'm just saying, 118 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:02,250 I know what you're going through. 119 00:05:02,252 --> 00:05:04,869 So if you need a friend with a pocket full of waffle money... 120 00:05:04,871 --> 00:05:06,788 [CHUCKLES] 121 00:05:06,790 --> 00:05:09,648 [WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.] 122 00:05:09,651 --> 00:05:11,442 TAM: Look at these prices. 123 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,261 No wonder supermarkets are running my parents 124 00:05:13,263 --> 00:05:14,796 out of business. 125 00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:16,681 Your parents own a convenience store. 126 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,966 They charge extra for the convenience. 127 00:05:18,968 --> 00:05:20,635 How is this not convenient? 128 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:22,198 Excuse me, sir. 129 00:05:22,201 --> 00:05:23,700 Has anything changed with the bread 130 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,523 from the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 131 00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:26,808 I have no idea. 132 00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:28,976 How can you not know? You work here. 133 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:30,144 What do you want from me? 134 00:05:30,146 --> 00:05:32,814 I get $3.35 an hour to stock shelves. 135 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:33,865 Are you kidding? 136 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,817 My father pays me five dollars a week. 137 00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:40,621 I bet they're violating child labor laws. 138 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:41,921 Look. This loaf says 139 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,734 "A subsidiary of the Domestic Food Corporation." 140 00:05:44,737 --> 00:05:46,661 This older loaf doesn't. 141 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:49,080 I wonder if I can take my parents to court? 142 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,999 [SNIFFS] It smells like my bread. 143 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:54,635 Or I could start a labor union with my sisters. 144 00:05:54,637 --> 00:05:56,973 This is it! This is my bread! 145 00:05:56,976 --> 00:05:58,473 We could go on strike. 146 00:05:58,475 --> 00:06:00,531 Bring them to their knees. 147 00:06:00,534 --> 00:06:01,851 SHELDON: Vindication! 148 00:06:07,592 --> 00:06:09,425 [PHONE RINGS] 149 00:06:09,427 --> 00:06:11,010 Happy Hearth Home Bakeries, 150 00:06:11,012 --> 00:06:12,862 this is Pete. How can I help you? 151 00:06:12,864 --> 00:06:14,698 Hello, Pete. My name is Sheldon Cooper, 152 00:06:14,701 --> 00:06:16,334 and I would like to know what changed 153 00:06:16,337 --> 00:06:18,768 in your white sandwich loaf to make it taste different? 154 00:06:18,770 --> 00:06:21,237 Sheldon, hang up the phone. It's dinner time. 155 00:06:21,239 --> 00:06:24,297 Be right there, Mom. I'm doing battle with corporate America. 156 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,299 I'm sorry, Pete. 157 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,545 You were saying? 158 00:06:26,548 --> 00:06:28,849 Any chance your bread was past the expiration date? 159 00:06:28,852 --> 00:06:31,613 No, it was brand-new. But I did a taste comparison 160 00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:34,367 after it was bought out by the Domestic Food Corporation, 161 00:06:34,369 --> 00:06:36,869 and they are definitely not the same. 162 00:06:36,871 --> 00:06:40,206 Well, I can assure you that, "the recent acquisition 163 00:06:40,208 --> 00:06:43,259 by the Domestic Food Corporation has not affected 164 00:06:43,261 --> 00:06:45,428 the quality of our products in any way. 165 00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:48,146 Every single bread, baked good, and pastry 166 00:06:48,149 --> 00:06:50,882 is made with love. From our hearth to your home." 167 00:06:50,885 --> 00:06:53,636 Then why does it taste different, Pete? Why? 168 00:06:53,638 --> 00:06:55,104 Well, because now we make everything 169 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:57,390 really cheap and fast. Bye. 170 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,447 I thought Dustin was different. 171 00:07:04,449 --> 00:07:06,816 I thought he wanted to live a Christian life like me. 172 00:07:06,818 --> 00:07:10,536 But... all he wanted is what every guy wants. 173 00:07:10,538 --> 00:07:12,455 [SCOFFS] Guys. 174 00:07:12,457 --> 00:07:15,037 Oh, please, you're all the same. 175 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,971 Hey. You rejected me, you punched me in the face, 176 00:07:17,974 --> 00:07:20,713 and I'm still here. 177 00:07:20,715 --> 00:07:22,248 Happy eating waffles with you. 178 00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:26,135 Georgie, do you really think you're capable 179 00:07:26,137 --> 00:07:27,637 of just being my friend? 180 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:30,339 That's a good question. 181 00:07:30,341 --> 00:07:32,675 My brain says yes. 182 00:07:32,677 --> 00:07:34,477 What about the rest of you? 183 00:07:34,479 --> 00:07:37,013 Honestly, I wouldn't trust it. 184 00:07:37,015 --> 00:07:38,052 [LAUGHS] 185 00:07:39,484 --> 00:07:42,076 Excuse me. Would you like to sign my petition 186 00:07:42,079 --> 00:07:43,936 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 187 00:07:43,938 --> 00:07:46,489 Maybe on the way out. 188 00:07:46,491 --> 00:07:48,858 Excuse me. Would you like to sign my petition 189 00:07:48,860 --> 00:07:50,743 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 190 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:52,945 Oh. Maybe on the way out. 191 00:07:52,947 --> 00:07:54,196 I hate to say it. 192 00:07:54,198 --> 00:07:55,781 But everybody's way out 193 00:07:55,783 --> 00:07:57,412 is at the other set of doors. 194 00:07:59,203 --> 00:08:01,504 I have noticed. Why do you think that is? 195 00:08:01,506 --> 00:08:03,873 Cowards. The whole bunch of 'em. 196 00:08:05,822 --> 00:08:07,104 Mr. Givens! 197 00:08:07,107 --> 00:08:10,379 [SIGHS] Hello, Sheldon. 198 00:08:10,381 --> 00:08:13,049 Meemaw, this is my science teacher, Mr. Givens. 199 00:08:13,051 --> 00:08:14,552 - Nice to meet ya. - Hi. 200 00:08:14,555 --> 00:08:16,384 This is strange, I never think of you 201 00:08:16,387 --> 00:08:18,137 as existing outside of school. 202 00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:20,356 Well, it turns out I do. 203 00:08:20,358 --> 00:08:22,441 And you're here buying food. 204 00:08:22,443 --> 00:08:24,060 I am. 205 00:08:24,062 --> 00:08:25,978 Fascinating. 206 00:08:25,980 --> 00:08:27,813 All right. 207 00:08:27,815 --> 00:08:29,388 - Well, I'll see you on Monday. - Wait. 208 00:08:29,391 --> 00:08:30,842 Would you like to sign my petition 209 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,617 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 210 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:33,903 Well, what have they done? 211 00:08:33,905 --> 00:08:35,571 They're making their bread faster and cheaper 212 00:08:35,573 --> 00:08:36,622 to save money. 213 00:08:36,624 --> 00:08:38,374 That's terrible. 214 00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:40,910 It is. Would you like to sign? 215 00:08:40,912 --> 00:08:42,995 - I would. - Excellent. 216 00:08:42,997 --> 00:08:45,881 - I'll get you on the way out. - Thank you. 217 00:08:47,418 --> 00:08:48,718 Well, that's one. 218 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,753 Yeah. 219 00:08:56,427 --> 00:08:59,052 GEORGE JR.: I know it's tough, but you gotta be strong. 220 00:08:59,055 --> 00:09:01,920 And remember, you're not alone. 221 00:09:01,923 --> 00:09:03,314 Hello? 222 00:09:03,317 --> 00:09:04,568 Kinda busy. 223 00:09:04,571 --> 00:09:06,784 Well, there's only one bathroom in the house, Georgie, 224 00:09:06,787 --> 00:09:08,354 and it's not for phone calls. 225 00:09:08,356 --> 00:09:09,605 I got to call you back. 226 00:09:09,607 --> 00:09:11,912 Sorry. 227 00:09:11,915 --> 00:09:13,581 Who you talking to? 228 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:15,248 That Veronica girl? 229 00:09:15,251 --> 00:09:16,445 Yeah. 230 00:09:16,447 --> 00:09:17,830 What's going on with that? 231 00:09:17,832 --> 00:09:19,498 Nothing. We're just friends. 232 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:23,035 Okay. You ever want to run any of this stuff by me, 233 00:09:23,037 --> 00:09:24,370 I'm here for you. 234 00:09:24,372 --> 00:09:26,422 Why would I want to run it by you? 235 00:09:26,424 --> 00:09:28,958 Well, I was once a 15-year-old boy. 236 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:32,044 I know what it's like to have strong feelings for a girl. 237 00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:36,132 Gross. I'm not gonna talk to you about this. 238 00:09:36,134 --> 00:09:38,134 I-I saw that kid on Who's the Boss 239 00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:40,386 talk to Tony Danza about his problems. 240 00:09:40,388 --> 00:09:43,189 They're not related. This is totally different. 241 00:09:49,063 --> 00:09:51,981 Damn it, Georgie, you could flush once in a while. 242 00:09:51,983 --> 00:09:54,700 On behalf of sandwich-loving children 243 00:09:54,702 --> 00:09:56,318 everywhere, I thank you. 244 00:09:57,371 --> 00:09:59,488 - How many is that? - 13. 245 00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:01,073 A baker's dozen. What do you say we 246 00:10:01,075 --> 00:10:02,537 pack up and head outta here? 247 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:04,904 No, we have to wait for Channel 7 news. 248 00:10:04,907 --> 00:10:06,162 Channel 7? 249 00:10:06,164 --> 00:10:07,654 Yes. I called them this morning 250 00:10:07,657 --> 00:10:09,402 and told them there was a human interest story 251 00:10:09,404 --> 00:10:10,633 at the supermarket. 252 00:10:10,635 --> 00:10:11,634 What story? 253 00:10:11,636 --> 00:10:13,073 Classic Americana. 254 00:10:13,076 --> 00:10:14,887 Little guy versus corporate greed. 255 00:10:14,889 --> 00:10:17,724 Honey, Channel 7 is not coming. 256 00:10:17,727 --> 00:10:19,143 [HORN HONKS] 257 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:21,177 You Sheldon Cooper? 258 00:10:21,179 --> 00:10:22,311 Yes, ma'am. 259 00:10:22,313 --> 00:10:23,829 You got to be kidding me. 260 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:25,216 How's my hair look? 261 00:10:32,573 --> 00:10:33,689 Hey, how'd it go? 262 00:10:33,691 --> 00:10:35,324 Great. Turn to Channel 7. 263 00:10:35,326 --> 00:10:36,659 But I'm watching the game. 264 00:10:36,661 --> 00:10:38,661 But I'm going to be on Channel 7. 265 00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:39,823 What's he talking about? 266 00:10:39,826 --> 00:10:42,364 He's gonna be on Channel 7. 267 00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:45,607 SHELDON [ON TV]: I was shocked to learn 268 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,869 that the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries had been bought out 269 00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:49,371 by the Domestic Food Corporation, 270 00:10:49,373 --> 00:10:52,041 and they started making their bread faster and cheaper. 271 00:10:52,043 --> 00:10:54,510 - And you don't like that, do you? - No. 272 00:10:54,512 --> 00:10:56,323 REPORTER: And you're collecting signatures 273 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:58,047 - to make them stop. - I am. 274 00:10:58,049 --> 00:11:00,299 Corporations shouldn't be allowed to make 275 00:11:00,301 --> 00:11:01,717 these decisions on their own. 276 00:11:01,719 --> 00:11:03,115 REPORTER: Well, who should? 277 00:11:03,118 --> 00:11:04,803 The people who eat the bread. 278 00:11:04,805 --> 00:11:07,223 This wouldn't happen if there were centralized control 279 00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:08,917 over all these big corporations. 280 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,503 REPORTER: Are you suggesting 281 00:11:10,506 --> 00:11:13,312 a communist form of government in Texas? 282 00:11:13,314 --> 00:11:15,865 - I suppose I am. - MEEMAW: Hang on a sec... 283 00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:18,807 There you have it. Local boy Sheldon Cooper 284 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:21,927 says communism is what Texas needs. 285 00:11:23,693 --> 00:11:25,285 Oh, dear God. 286 00:11:28,025 --> 00:11:29,608 I just... You... 287 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,910 Why... I-I-I-I-I... 288 00:11:31,913 --> 00:11:32,929 Why would you... 289 00:11:33,983 --> 00:11:35,232 What were you th... 290 00:11:35,235 --> 00:11:36,781 - Oh, God. - MARY: Calm down. 291 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,250 It was just the 4:00 news. I'm sure no one saw it. 292 00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:40,785 I hope a lot of people saw it 293 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:41,920 and Happy Hearth is forced 294 00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:43,505 to give our country good bread again. 295 00:11:43,507 --> 00:11:44,839 No! No more bread. 296 00:11:44,841 --> 00:11:46,765 No more country. No more talking. 297 00:11:48,295 --> 00:11:49,344 Excuse me. 298 00:11:49,346 --> 00:11:50,718 Where are you going? 299 00:11:50,721 --> 00:11:53,180 I'm gonna go put up an American flag in front of my house. 300 00:11:53,183 --> 00:11:54,633 That's a great idea. Mare, where's our flag? 301 00:11:54,635 --> 00:11:56,522 Uh, uh, it's in the garage. 302 00:11:59,473 --> 00:12:00,805 Is something wrong? 303 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,558 Yes, Sheldon, something is wrong. 304 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,644 - [DOORBELL RINGS] - Oh, now what? 305 00:12:07,698 --> 00:12:09,864 Is anybody going to fill me in? 306 00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:13,027 Not a good time, Brenda. 307 00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,653 I don't want your boy playing with my boy anymore. 308 00:12:15,656 --> 00:12:17,757 - Excuse me? - [PHONE RINGING] 309 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,157 Someone get that! 310 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:21,209 I just saw Sheldon on the news. 311 00:12:21,211 --> 00:12:22,327 He doesn't need to be filling 312 00:12:22,329 --> 00:12:25,296 Billy's head with crazy commie ideas. 313 00:12:25,298 --> 00:12:27,749 Crazier than sitting on an egg and trying to hatch it? 314 00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:30,669 'Cause I saw your precious son do that the other day. 315 00:12:30,671 --> 00:12:33,138 Oh, so you're spying on us. 316 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:35,557 Good to know. 317 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:38,009 [GRUNTS] 318 00:12:38,011 --> 00:12:41,062 Yes, I do understand we're in the middle of a cold war. 319 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,347 But have you seen 320 00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:45,394 how many people wait in line for bread in Moscow? 321 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:47,937 It stands to reason their bread must be great. 322 00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,222 Who you talking to? 323 00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:51,785 - A reporter from Time magazine. - No! 324 00:12:51,788 --> 00:12:53,488 He didn't mean it. 325 00:12:53,491 --> 00:12:54,859 God bless America. 326 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,028 [EXHALES] 327 00:13:05,255 --> 00:13:07,922 - Traitors. - Yeah, go back to Russia. 328 00:13:07,924 --> 00:13:09,924 Go back? 329 00:13:09,926 --> 00:13:12,043 I've never been there in the first place. 330 00:13:12,045 --> 00:13:13,762 Well, have a great day, Georgie. 331 00:13:13,764 --> 00:13:16,548 A great day? Are you out of your mind? 332 00:13:16,550 --> 00:13:18,394 Our lives are over. 333 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:21,886 Well, you'll never have a great day with that attitude. 334 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,189 ♪ You're a grand old flag ♪ 335 00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:26,144 ♪ You're a high-flying flag ♪ 336 00:13:26,147 --> 00:13:29,527 ♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪ 337 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:33,898 ♪ You're the emblem of the land I love ♪ 338 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:36,429 ♪ The home of the free and the... ♪ 339 00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:44,492 Look, you made my mom's note. 340 00:13:45,579 --> 00:13:48,246 "Don't talk to Sheldon. Mom." 341 00:13:48,248 --> 00:13:51,549 That's fine. I usually do most of the talking. 342 00:13:51,551 --> 00:13:53,452 Yes, you do. 343 00:13:53,455 --> 00:13:56,933 ♪ My country, 'tis of thee ♪ 344 00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:00,754 ♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪ 345 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,928 ♪ Of thee I sing ♪ 346 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,960 ♪ Land where our fathers died, la... ♪ 347 00:14:07,963 --> 00:14:09,046 Sing along. 348 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,820 ♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride... ♪ 349 00:14:11,822 --> 00:14:13,772 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 350 00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:26,451 Mind if I sit? 351 00:14:26,453 --> 00:14:28,837 Y-You sure you want to be seen with me? 352 00:14:28,839 --> 00:14:31,956 Oh, please. You're not a commie. 353 00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:34,793 Everyone else seems to think I am. 354 00:14:34,795 --> 00:14:37,295 Do you even know what a communist is? 355 00:14:37,297 --> 00:14:40,652 Yeah. It's the big blond guy Rocky fights in Rocky IV. 356 00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:43,134 And he also fights them when he's Rambo. 357 00:14:43,136 --> 00:14:44,882 [CHUCKLES] That's it? 358 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,199 Well, I know in every movie it looks like the commies are gonna win, 359 00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:49,607 but they don't. 360 00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,476 [LAUGHS] 361 00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:53,144 You ever seen any Rocky movies? 362 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:55,313 Um, I saw Rocky II. 363 00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:57,413 That's the second one. 364 00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:04,955 ♪ Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner ♪ 365 00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:08,710 ♪ Yet wave... ♪ 366 00:15:08,712 --> 00:15:10,995 Hey, you wanted to see me? 367 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,497 Have a seat. 368 00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:17,135 [SIGHS] 369 00:15:19,443 --> 00:15:22,277 Guess what I've been getting a lot of calls about today. 370 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,475 I know it looks bad, but we're handling it. 371 00:15:24,477 --> 00:15:26,054 It-It'll all blow over. 372 00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:27,728 I'm sorry, George, but I can't have 373 00:15:27,731 --> 00:15:31,065 a suspected communist coaching our boys. 374 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:33,484 [CHUCKLES]: Whoa, Tom. I'm not... 375 00:15:33,486 --> 00:15:35,186 I love my country. 376 00:15:35,188 --> 00:15:37,405 This is just Sheldon getting bent out of shape 377 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,690 over a loaf of bread. 378 00:15:38,692 --> 00:15:41,693 Well, this bread better be worth you losing your job. 379 00:15:41,695 --> 00:15:44,112 Now, hang on. G-Give me a chance to fix it. 380 00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:46,748 Please. 381 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,499 [SIGHS] 382 00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:51,007 All right, George. 383 00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:53,037 But if I hear from one more angry parent... 384 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,673 Thank you. Thank you. 385 00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,927 [PHONE RINGS] 386 00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:00,879 He's not here. 387 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,553 Mary, you understand these people are atheists. 388 00:16:08,555 --> 00:16:10,488 I get it. They're not my people. 389 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,843 You're my people. 390 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,233 Then what's this all about? 391 00:16:13,236 --> 00:16:15,142 My son just wanted a better sandwich. 392 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,062 Why is this so hard for y'all to understand?! 393 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,781 ♪ From the mountains ♪ 394 00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:21,866 ♪ To the prairies ♪ 395 00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:26,237 ♪ To the oceans white with foam ♪ 396 00:16:26,239 --> 00:16:30,347 ♪ God bless America ♪ 397 00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:34,746 ♪ Our home sweet home... ♪ 398 00:16:34,748 --> 00:16:36,547 - Pinko! - Screw you! 399 00:16:36,549 --> 00:16:41,586 ♪ God bless America... ♪ 400 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,171 MAN: Three, two... 401 00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,472 Thanks for having me on. 402 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:46,569 You're welcome. Now, I understand 403 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,175 you wanted to set the record straight 404 00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:49,928 regarding your son's communism. 405 00:16:49,930 --> 00:16:51,479 Yes. N-No! 406 00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:53,848 He's not a communist. He's ten years old. 407 00:16:53,850 --> 00:16:55,957 Listen, I fought for this country. 408 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,402 I love this country. 409 00:16:57,404 --> 00:16:58,853 My kids love this country. 410 00:16:58,855 --> 00:17:00,104 Isn't that right, Sheldon? 411 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,606 Yes. 412 00:17:01,608 --> 00:17:03,574 Although, in all fairness, 413 00:17:03,576 --> 00:17:05,743 the Social Security system is a form of... 414 00:17:05,745 --> 00:17:08,014 - You love this country! - I love this country. 415 00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:23,261 I have something important that I'd like to say. 416 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,795 These last few days, 417 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,547 I've been giving the new Happy Hearth bread 418 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:30,924 another chance, and I've decided 419 00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:32,477 it's not so bad. 420 00:17:34,613 --> 00:17:36,507 Also, it toasts well. 421 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,659 So, I'm going to say 422 00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:43,578 that's a sign of personal growth on my part. 423 00:17:43,581 --> 00:17:45,656 In fact, let's call it maturity. 424 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:55,039 Still not talking to me, huh? 425 00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:58,375 Well... I'll check back in tomorrow. 426 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:02,581 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 29838

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