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[♪♪♪]
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Everyone, it's Thursday.
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So it's time for
our Monday staff meeting.
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My name is Weggie Rudlin.
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I'm the new super-duper smart,
Harvard-educated president
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of entertainment at BET.
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MAN: Yep.
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Do you know why
I was given this job?
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You're super-duper smart.
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Yes. But why?
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Because you went
to Harvard.
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Yes. But why would they want
a super-duper smart guy
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who went to Harvard
to run BET?
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MAN:
I know.
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[TYPING]
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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Because it's time to take BET
in a new direction.
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Remember the first day
I showed up, I asked,
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"What's your highest-rated
program?"
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And you guys said:
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106 & Park with AJ and Free.
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Yes.
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MAN: Yep.
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And I said,
"Great. Fire them." Why?
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Because what you call success,
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Weggie Rudlin calls failure.
And vice versa.
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See, when people ask me,
have I made BET a success,
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I say no.
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[SNORING]
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It's time to redefine success.
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Because once you
embrace failure,
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you can't go anywhere
else but up.
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That's a business theory
taught at Harvard
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called "negative elevation."
Now, I may be going a too fast,
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but I'm happy to
slow it down.
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Are there any questions?
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Is it true
that you put a ban
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on two- and three-syllable
words, man?
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Good question. Yes.
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Our research says
we need to be focusing
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on the monosyllabic
demographic.
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I believe lots of syllables
confuses our viewers.
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Especially those in the South.
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I've got a question.
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Of course.
You didn't go to Harvard.
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Do you have any experience
running a network?
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Okay, see now.
You're a hater.
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You're fired,
so get on out of here.
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But I haven't been paid
in three months.
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This is basically
volunteer work for me.
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Oh. Well. Quiet down,
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so the rest of us who are
getting paid
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can work, thank you.
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MAN:
You're the Harvard man.
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Okay. I would like everyone
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to please
look under their chairs.
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You will find a copy
of the Black Panther comic book
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that I wrote.
Please read it carefully.
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This is the super-cool stuff
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we'll be doing at BET
from now on.
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Chicken. Are you kidding me?
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That's your complimentary lunch.
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And the orange is
your new health care plan.
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Antioxidants.
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Very important. Wait.
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Nope, nope, nope.
You don't get any.
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You are fired.
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Okay, let's talk about
some new shows.
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As you know, we're starting
BET Animation.
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Here's what I wanna see.
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I'm thinking rappers.
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Young M.C. roller skating.
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Edginess. He's going too fast.
His brakes don't work.
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We'll get Tone Loc
to do the voice. Okay, hm...
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How about an animated version
of Hamburglar?
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He's a hungry thug.
It's gritty, like The Wire.
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He does a drive-by
on Burger King.
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McDonald's can co-finance.
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We'll call it, Beef.
Wait a minute.
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I'm seeing a Flintstones thing
happening here.
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Dino could be a rottweiler,
maybe a pit bull.
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Instead of Bedrock,
we're in Africa.
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We're keeping it real.
You got that?
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Got it, Weggie.
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All right. Next stop: reality.
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The Ruckus Reality Show.
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I'm digging it,
I'm feeling it.
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It's what's good.
Let's do that show.
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Wait a minute.
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Is this the show about the black
man who hates black people?
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I hear that tone.
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The head of Viacom personally
asked me to make this show.
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He was being sarcastic.
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No! Excuse me!
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Which one of us
went to Harvard, huh?
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Did you go to Harvard?
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You think you understand
white humor more than me?
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You know, what? Shush.
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You don't even
work here anymore.
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Now, the rest of you,
get a crew.
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Get out someone crossing--
Wherever that guy's from.
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And let's make
The Uncle Ruckus Show happen.
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ I am the stone
The builder refused ♪
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♪ I am the visual
The inspiration ♪
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♪ That made lady
Sing the blues ♪
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♪ I'm the spark
That makes your idea bright ♪
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♪ The same spark
That lights the dark ♪
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♪ So that you can know
Left from right ♪
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♪ I am the ballot in your box
The bullet in the gun ♪
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♪ The inner glow
That lets you know ♪
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♪ To call your brother sun ♪
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♪ The story that just begun ♪
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♪ The promise
Of what's to come ♪
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♪ And I'm 'a remain a soldier ♪
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♪ Till the war is won
Won ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop
Judo flip ♪
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♪ Chop, chop, chop ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[BUZZES]
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RUCKUS:
I wake up at a quarter to 5
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in the a.m. every morning.
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That's about 12 hours
before most niggas wake up.
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[SNICKERS]
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I am a very spiritual person.
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I start each day by thanking
the white man for the sunrise.
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For the land I walk on.
For the air I breathe.
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I also apologize for niggas.
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But Lord knows they ain't gonna
apologize for themselves.
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I am not black. Nor do I
consider myself to be black.
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Many people mistake me
for being Negro
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because they don't know
that I am currently living
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with the heartbreak
of revitiligo.
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That's a skin condition
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that's the opposite
of what Michael Jackson's got.
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Every morning, I apply
the topical ointment
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made of bleach and sulfur.
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I like to think it works.
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Luckily, I hadn't gotten much
darker in the last few years.
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As you can see here, I enjoy
building small shrines
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to certain special white people
who are important in my life.
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This one here is dedicated
to John Wayne.
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Great white man.
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Didn't take no shit from
niggas, Injuns, nor Mexicans.
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And this one here is for
George Bush the first.
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Loved him.
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Now, this one here
is dedicated
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to the most soulful
soul singer to ever live.
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[♪♪♪]
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Yeah, I work about 32 jobs
over the course of a week.
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I think it's interesting
I got 32 jobs
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when most niggas say
they can't find one.
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[LAUGHS]
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Uh, niggas.
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And one of the great
pleasures of my day
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is taking all these pretty
little white children to school
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in the morning.
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Hey, there--
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Move out of my way, fat boy.
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I keep the bus nice
and clean for 'em.
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These kids-- Oh, excuse me,
excuse me--
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Oh, hello there,
Miss Matheson--
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Whatever.
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How is my little sunshine?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold it right there.
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Hey, man, stop.
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Where's the gun, huh?
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Where's the gun?
Go on, get.
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Get. Get out of here.
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Go do your little
hyphy-phyphy dances
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and nigga monkey shuffle
somewhere else.
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This here bus is for
kids with a future.
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That's right. That's right.
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Get your lazy asses
some exercise.
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Y'all should just
go be rappers.
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Get into a beef and then
shoot each other.
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[CACKLES]
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Desegregation ruined
the American school system.
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When did test scores
across the country drop?
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After desegregation.
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When did drug use and violence
in schools go up?
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After desegregation.
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There were never no white kids
shooting up nothing
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before they started going
to school with niggas.
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These little angels wouldn't
even know what a gun was.
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[ALL YELLING]
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The white man is
a peace-loving man.
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People say the key to fixing
the problems of Negroes
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is education.
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But I say education
is not the answer.
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Why bother?
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And what do niggas do
in college anyway?
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Oh, they go there. They party.
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Get drunk for four, five years,
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and end up just as ignorant
as when they came in.
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You ever seen these nigga
fraternities and sororities?
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You ever seen these things?
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Silliest shit I ever seen
in my life.
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You think Aristotle turned
to Achilles and said:
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"Hey, let's create a fraternity
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and jump up and down,
barking like dogs"?
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Hell no.
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White man out there
getting Nobel Prizes
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and doing business deals
in the fraternities.
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Niggas jumping up and down
with candy canes,
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and doing all kinds of silly
shit with their hands.
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People say there's no
difference between the races.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
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I've been cleaning
bathrooms for a long time.
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And I can say...white-man shit
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just don't smell the same
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as black African shit.
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See, the white man just got
a better liver.
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White man eats his meat raw.
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See, that's healthier.
He calls it tartare.
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Well, how you doing
this fine day?
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[SCREAMS]
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May I say your dookie smells
like sparkling ice water.
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Jesus!
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With a twist of lime.
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See. That's why he don't have
to wash his hands neither.
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Yes, sir. White man
has impeccable hygiene.
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Hey, there,
little mulatto girl.
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You waiting on
your daddy?
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Yes.
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[LAUGHS]
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Guess she talking about
her daddy, Tom.
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He married to a white woman.
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Lucky son of a bitch.
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There he is.
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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[BREATHLESSLY]
Sorry I'm late, pumpkin.
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[SNICKERS]
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Lord have mercy. Tom,
is you wearing a skirt?
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This isn't a skirt, Ruckus.
It's a kilt.
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[IN SCOTTISH ACCENT]
It's part of my Scottish heritage.
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Now, you stop that
right now.
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That's blasphemy
against Mel Gibson
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and the proud
Scottish people.
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Mel Gibson isn't Scottish.
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Hush your mouth.
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The Scottish man
deserves better
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than you making a mockery
of his history.
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But, Ruckus, I am
part Scottish.
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Thirty two point five
percent, actually.
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I just found out. I took
one of those tests
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where they trace
your DNA
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and tell you your exact
ethnic makeup.
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It's fun. You should try it.
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You 30 percent Scottish?
Black as you is?
253
00:08:16,170 --> 00:08:17,337
[LAUGHING]
I know.
254
00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,692
Is this a white
doctor or a darky
255
00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:19,672
that gave you this test?
256
00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:20,833
Mm, not that
it matters,
257
00:08:20,787 --> 00:08:22,420
but, yes,
he was white.
258
00:08:22,357 --> 00:08:24,258
Well, hell,
that's all you had to say.
259
00:08:24,185 --> 00:08:26,920
A white doctor is
99.9 percent reliable.
260
00:08:26,814 --> 00:08:28,481
Black doctor is an oxymoron.
261
00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:29,851
Unless it's a witch doctor.
262
00:08:29,796 --> 00:08:31,463
[SNICKERS]
263
00:08:31,398 --> 00:08:32,999
Well, well, well. Who knows?
264
00:08:32,938 --> 00:08:35,006
Maybe I'll take me
one of them tests.
265
00:08:34,926 --> 00:08:36,460
I mean, why should Alex Haley
266
00:08:36,401 --> 00:08:38,969
be the only person to discover
their roots, you know?
267
00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,537
[CHUCKLES]
268
00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,536
Huh?
269
00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:41,639
I'm-- I'm sorry. Alex what?
270
00:08:41,595 --> 00:08:44,263
You know. Alex Haley. Roots.
271
00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:45,994
What is that,
some kind of gardening show?
272
00:08:45,923 --> 00:08:47,523
You're joking, right?
273
00:08:47,462 --> 00:08:50,431
Roots. You know, Roots.
274
00:08:50,316 --> 00:08:51,916
Uh-- I-- I don't follow you.
275
00:08:51,854 --> 00:08:53,289
Roots. Roots. Roots.
276
00:08:53,234 --> 00:08:54,534
You've never heard
of Roots?
277
00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:57,018
The miniseries?
Come here, honey.
278
00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,388
Hold-- Hold on, here.
279
00:08:58,332 --> 00:09:00,132
[CHANTS]
280
00:09:00,062 --> 00:09:01,331
Roots.
281
00:09:00,062 --> 00:09:01,330
I don't know nothing
282
00:09:01,281 --> 00:09:03,815
about what you talking about.
283
00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,685
Now, the first thing
you should know about me
284
00:09:05,609 --> 00:09:07,744
is that I have
a case of the revitiligo.
285
00:09:07,662 --> 00:09:09,629
It's the opposite of
what Michael Jackson got.
286
00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:11,554
No, see, I'm not
that kind of doctor.
287
00:09:11,477 --> 00:09:14,279
I'm more of a scientist
or a technician.
288
00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:15,437
We can trace
genetic markers
289
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,856
to different regions
of the world
290
00:09:16,799 --> 00:09:18,733
and know exactly
what your makeup is.
291
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,060
Well, don't let this here
outer shell fool you.
292
00:09:20,968 --> 00:09:22,502
I'm as white
as they come.
293
00:09:22,442 --> 00:09:24,610
My favorite movies are
Gone with the Wind
294
00:09:24,527 --> 00:09:26,527
and Notting Hill.
295
00:09:26,449 --> 00:09:28,517
[♪♪♪]
296
00:09:28,438 --> 00:09:29,672
WEGGIE:
Mistress Lee'vil,
297
00:09:29,624 --> 00:09:30,924
remember when you
asked us
298
00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,808
for a way to destroy
the minds of black children
299
00:09:32,734 --> 00:09:34,102
at an even younger age?
300
00:09:32,734 --> 00:09:34,101
Oh, sure.
301
00:09:34,048 --> 00:09:37,251
Well, you'll be happy to know
that I started BET Animation
302
00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:38,560
to do just that.
303
00:09:38,505 --> 00:09:40,239
Splendid. Oh, I love cartoons.
304
00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,773
Especially evil ones.
305
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:44,345
Yeah. Mistress Lee'vil.
We have a kids show coming on
306
00:09:44,243 --> 00:09:47,513
called Super Cyborg
Mandingo Man. Yeah.
307
00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,489
We go there.
He's an African warrior.
308
00:09:50,368 --> 00:09:51,835
Yes, yes. Get to
the evil part.
309
00:09:51,779 --> 00:09:53,313
Well, maybe I should just
show you.
310
00:09:53,254 --> 00:09:55,623
We have the pilot.
311
00:09:53,254 --> 00:09:55,622
What's that, the script?
312
00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:58,065
Actually, we spent all our money
on the Vin Diesel show.
313
00:09:57,967 --> 00:09:59,634
Oh, my God,
he's so awesome.
314
00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:02,539
So we got to do this one
with a flip book.
315
00:10:02,424 --> 00:10:04,358
Hm. Well, it certainly
is incompetent.
316
00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:07,118
But we're missing something.
What are we missing, people?
317
00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:09,111
A budget?
318
00:10:07,008 --> 00:10:09,110
Uh, yes, but no.
319
00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:10,363
Talent?
320
00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:10,362
Yes, but no.
321
00:10:10,311 --> 00:10:11,445
A work ethic?
322
00:10:10,311 --> 00:10:11,444
Pride?
323
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:12,400
Self-respect?
324
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,629
What network do you
work for?
325
00:10:13,581 --> 00:10:14,682
BET.
326
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:15,906
And what does that
stand for?
327
00:10:15,857 --> 00:10:16,991
Black Entertainment--
328
00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:19,215
No!
329
00:10:19,127 --> 00:10:22,330
Black Evil Television.
330
00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,674
It's not enough
that the shows are bad.
331
00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:27,546
They have to be evil as well.
332
00:10:27,431 --> 00:10:29,501
Send in my evil henchmen!
333
00:10:30,253 --> 00:10:31,820
These are my evil henchmen:
334
00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,529
Big Nigga and Crazy Bitch.
335
00:10:34,422 --> 00:10:35,756
Big Nigga, Crazy Bitch,
336
00:10:35,705 --> 00:10:38,273
teach this person the meaning
of black and evil.
337
00:10:38,173 --> 00:10:39,506
[BOTH GASP]
338
00:10:39,455 --> 00:10:40,989
Oh no, this mizzle didn't.
339
00:10:40,930 --> 00:10:43,232
No. Mistress
Lee'vil, please.
340
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,877
We'll make it more
evil, I promise.
341
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,877
Oh. Hell, no, this
motherfucker gonna--
342
00:10:46,797 --> 00:10:48,298
[SCREAMS]
343
00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:50,742
Weggie, please! Save me!
344
00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:52,480
[SCREAMING]
345
00:10:50,645 --> 00:10:52,479
[HUMS]
346
00:10:52,408 --> 00:10:53,777
[HOWLS]
347
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,360
[SNICKERS]
348
00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,360
[SCREAMING]
349
00:11:01,642 --> 00:11:03,610
Ah-- Ah--
350
00:11:01,642 --> 00:11:03,609
LEE'VIL: Mr. Weggie Rudlin.
351
00:11:03,533 --> 00:11:05,301
Ah-- Huh?
352
00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:07,968
This Uncle Ruckus show,
how's it going?
353
00:11:07,862 --> 00:11:11,131
Uh...great. F-fantastic.
354
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,506
Is it evil?
355
00:11:13,409 --> 00:11:14,775
Oh, absolutely.
356
00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:17,158
I hope so, Weggie...
357
00:11:17,064 --> 00:11:18,765
for your sake.
358
00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:19,634
[♪♪♪]
359
00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:26,799
Because if it's
not evil, then,
360
00:11:26,747 --> 00:11:28,015
you know what's gonna happen.
361
00:11:30,018 --> 00:11:32,119
And by "happen," I mean
you'll be killed,
362
00:11:32,038 --> 00:11:33,638
or at least
very seriously injured.
363
00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:36,646
So-- So, you know,
just make sure it's evil.
364
00:11:37,744 --> 00:11:39,245
Ah. Here it is.
365
00:11:39,188 --> 00:11:41,488
My test results. Can you hear
my heart beating?
366
00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:44,602
Oh, the white-man science
is amazing, ain't it?
367
00:11:44,477 --> 00:11:45,412
[♪♪♪]
368
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:49,701
Oh, no. N--
369
00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:52,207
Th-- This--
This can't be.
370
00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:55,477
It says, I'm 102 percent
African.
371
00:11:55,346 --> 00:11:57,814
With a 2 percent
margin of error.
372
00:11:57,719 --> 00:11:59,820
Why, Lord?
373
00:11:59,738 --> 00:12:02,141
Why, Lord, why?
374
00:12:05,189 --> 00:12:06,758
[CACKLES]
375
00:12:05,189 --> 00:12:06,757
RUCKUS:
I got something
376
00:12:06,696 --> 00:12:08,097
for a fraternity
of niggas:
377
00:12:08,044 --> 00:12:09,944
a fraternity of bananas
up a tree.
378
00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:12,372
[BARKS, CACKLING]
379
00:12:09,870 --> 00:12:12,371
WEGGIE: Bananas.
380
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:14,376
Black fraternities should have
an African name.
381
00:12:14,295 --> 00:12:16,063
Like Boogie, Boogie.
382
00:12:14,295 --> 00:12:16,062
WEGGIE: Black fraternity.
383
00:12:15,994 --> 00:12:17,394
Boogie, Boogie, Boogie.
384
00:12:17,340 --> 00:12:18,941
Hey, I got a black
fraternity for you:
385
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,649
It's called prison.
Jail-Phi-Jail, nigga.
386
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,376
You know--
387
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,375
Jail-Phi-Jail.
388
00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:24,473
[DOOR OPENS]
389
00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:24,472
Mr. Rudlin,
390
00:12:24,427 --> 00:12:26,995
there's a problem
on the Ruckus shoot.
391
00:12:26,895 --> 00:12:28,095
MAN:
What's the problem?
392
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,584
He hasn't gotten out of bed
in three days.
393
00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:31,459
He got some bad test results
or something.
394
00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:34,921
[WEGGIE SQUAWKING OVER PHONE]
395
00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:34,920
Yes. Yes.
396
00:12:34,783 --> 00:12:37,418
Yes, I know you went
to Harvard. Yeah.
397
00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:39,917
Okay. He said
just keep filming.
398
00:12:39,817 --> 00:12:41,251
[SIGHS]
399
00:12:41,196 --> 00:12:43,063
Well, I'm black now.
400
00:12:42,991 --> 00:12:45,693
So the first thing I did
was quit all my jobs.
401
00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:47,021
[SIGHS]
402
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,034
I don't know how
I'm supposed to pay the bills.
403
00:12:48,954 --> 00:12:51,088
Probably have to start
selling crack.
404
00:12:51,005 --> 00:12:54,076
Or rapping. Or rapping
about selling crack.
405
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,771
You know, I might not even
have revitiligo.
406
00:13:02,998 --> 00:13:04,365
[SIGHS]
407
00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:06,080
Okay, I'm black.
408
00:13:06,012 --> 00:13:07,680
What am I supposed to do now?
409
00:13:10,243 --> 00:13:12,712
So this is it, huh?
Is this what you do all day?
410
00:13:12,616 --> 00:13:13,949
Sit there
reading books
411
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,800
that make you think better
of yourself, huh?
412
00:13:15,727 --> 00:13:17,127
Black man can't get
nowhere
413
00:13:17,073 --> 00:13:19,007
with his little
pecan-sized mind.
414
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,133
So now you can read.
Now what?
415
00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,950
What you gonna do now?
416
00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,949
[SIGHS]
417
00:13:22,876 --> 00:13:24,376
[LAUGHING]
Oh, uh-huh.
418
00:13:24,318 --> 00:13:26,519
Nothing. That's what
I thought.
419
00:13:26,434 --> 00:13:29,036
You know why?
'Cause we niggas. Both of us.
420
00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:30,403
And that's--
421
00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:33,115
[SOBBING]
And that's all we ever gonna be.
422
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:36,776
That's all we ever gonna be.
423
00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,898
So this is what
I have to look forward to
424
00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:39,810
as a black man, huh?
425
00:13:39,772 --> 00:13:41,106
Just sitting around,
426
00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:42,823
playing PlayStation
all day.
427
00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:42,822
[GROWLS]
428
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:45,155
Waiting for the next
Madden to come out.
429
00:13:45,062 --> 00:13:46,730
Maybe I should go out
and put rims...
430
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:49,636
Oh.
431
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:49,635
...and all kinds of goofy
shit on my truck.
432
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,053
[♪♪♪]
433
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:53,096
RUCKUS:
Oh, we probably gonna die any second now
434
00:13:53,014 --> 00:13:55,816
from one of these conditions
and diseases that niggas get.
435
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:58,243
You name it:
diabetes, gout,
436
00:13:58,145 --> 00:14:00,512
high blood pressure,
asthma, sickle cell--
437
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:03,789
Oh, Ruckus, stop.
This is all in your damn head.
438
00:14:03,658 --> 00:14:06,194
You the exact same fool
you were last week.
439
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,497
You were black then,
you're black now,
440
00:14:08,404 --> 00:14:10,205
and you're gonna be
black tomorrow.
441
00:14:10,136 --> 00:14:11,970
Ain't nothing wrong
with being black.
442
00:14:11,899 --> 00:14:12,999
If you give it a chance,
443
00:14:12,957 --> 00:14:14,893
you might actually
like it. Mm-hm.
444
00:14:16,227 --> 00:14:17,828
Ruckus, what are
we doing here?
445
00:14:17,766 --> 00:14:19,533
Well, this is what
niggas do, right?
446
00:14:19,465 --> 00:14:22,868
Buy sneakers. Then, maybe later
we'll buy loud stereos
447
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,871
and berate women
in rap lyrics.
448
00:14:24,789 --> 00:14:26,156
Is this the kind of shit
449
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,702
you niggas put on your feet
nowadays?
450
00:14:27,641 --> 00:14:29,910
This look like a damn
astronaut shoe.
451
00:14:29,822 --> 00:14:31,889
I'm black. I'm not walking
to the moon.
452
00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:34,011
I'm walking to
the liquor store.
453
00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:35,860
GRANDDAD:
Ruckus, stop. Come on, man.
454
00:14:35,785 --> 00:14:38,186
RUCKUS:
LeBron James. Allen Iverson.
455
00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:42,030
Can I get a shoe named
after a white man, please?
456
00:14:41,877 --> 00:14:44,411
Excuse me. Ahem. Darky
in the zebra shirt.
457
00:14:44,313 --> 00:14:45,848
Could I get a Bruce
Jenner sneaker?
458
00:14:45,789 --> 00:14:47,222
Man, to hell
with this bullshit.
459
00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,768
You on your own.
460
00:14:48,706 --> 00:14:50,807
I'm not leaving here
till I get me a shoe
461
00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:52,127
named after a white man.
462
00:14:52,073 --> 00:14:55,276
John Stockton. "Pistol" Pete
Maravich. Anybody.
463
00:14:56,818 --> 00:14:59,553
MAN 1:
I ain't saying I like the Democrats. I don't.
464
00:14:59,447 --> 00:15:01,816
But they sure as hell don't
know what the fuck they doin'.
465
00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:05,989
The Republicans? They done
fucked the country to hell.
466
00:15:05,891 --> 00:15:07,092
MAN 2:
They sure did.
467
00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:08,646
BARBER:
Nigga, just look at Iraq.
468
00:15:08,585 --> 00:15:10,319
President over there
killing black folk.
469
00:15:10,252 --> 00:15:11,519
MAN 2:
Mm-hm. They black.
470
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:12,971
Huh. I wish they'd
send me to Iraq.
471
00:15:12,914 --> 00:15:15,582
I'd tell motherfucking Bush
to kiss my black ass.
472
00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:16,545
Now, that's enough.
473
00:15:16,504 --> 00:15:18,505
Time out, Negroes.
Time out.
474
00:15:18,428 --> 00:15:21,496
I can't sit here and let y'all
badmouth my president.
475
00:15:21,377 --> 00:15:23,612
Did any of y'all niggas
hear the president
476
00:15:23,526 --> 00:15:27,062
when he said Iraq was central
to the global war on terror?
477
00:15:26,924 --> 00:15:30,226
Or did y'all miss it because
he wasn't speaking in baboon?
478
00:15:30,098 --> 00:15:32,032
[GIBBERS]
479
00:15:31,958 --> 00:15:34,159
Instead of sitting around here
chopping the Brillo
480
00:15:34,074 --> 00:15:35,575
off each other's
heads,
481
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,685
y'all should've take
your black asses to Iraq
482
00:15:37,601 --> 00:15:40,271
and help fight
for our freedom.
483
00:15:43,212 --> 00:15:45,514
A little more off
the sides, please.
484
00:15:45,425 --> 00:15:46,925
Whoa-- Whoa-- Whoa--
Whoa...
485
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,702
[GROWLS]
486
00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,701
Damn gorilla terrorists.
487
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,731
[♪♪♪]
488
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,586
Just what is going on?
Why have you kidnapped me?
489
00:15:53,472 --> 00:15:55,572
And now, doctor,
490
00:15:55,491 --> 00:15:58,527
we will discuss
your methods of DNA testing.
491
00:15:58,409 --> 00:15:59,809
[CHUCKLES]
492
00:15:59,756 --> 00:16:01,792
No. Please. No!
493
00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:06,738
WEGGIE:
Shit! Why does this always happen
494
00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:09,351
when we try to use the goddamn
torture machine?!
495
00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:11,347
Can somebody please
get the power back on
496
00:16:11,266 --> 00:16:12,733
so we can use
the torture machine?
497
00:16:12,677 --> 00:16:14,945
MAN:
I think someone forgot to pay the bill, Weggie.
498
00:16:14,857 --> 00:16:18,092
WEGGIE:
Will someone pay the fucking bill?!
499
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:21,972
♪ The dark brown shades
Of my skin ♪
500
00:16:25,148 --> 00:16:27,551
♪ All that color
To my tears ♪
501
00:16:25,148 --> 00:16:27,551
[GROANS]
502
00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,506
♪ Oh, oh ♪
503
00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:35,231
♪ That splash against
My hollow bones ♪
504
00:16:35,121 --> 00:16:36,356
[GRUMBLES]
505
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,631
♪ That rocks my soul ♪
506
00:16:39,577 --> 00:16:41,310
[GRUNTS]
507
00:16:41,244 --> 00:16:43,247
What hath God wrought?
508
00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:48,230
♪ Looking back over
My false dreams ♪
509
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:49,403
[CRYING]
510
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:52,425
[MEN GUFFAWING]
511
00:16:49,355 --> 00:16:52,424
MAN: Yeah, yeah. Beat his ass.
512
00:16:52,305 --> 00:16:55,407
Will you niggas please
shut the hell up.
513
00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,757
I'm trying to watch
this piece-of-shit movie.
514
00:16:58,558 --> 00:16:59,826
[SIGHS]
515
00:17:00,481 --> 00:17:01,715
[GROANS]
516
00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:03,337
[SCREAMS, CRIES]
517
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:08,885
♪ Somebody tell me
What can I do? ♪
518
00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:09,787
[GRUNTS]
519
00:17:11,671 --> 00:17:13,239
Ruckus, no!
520
00:17:15,775 --> 00:17:17,275
What the hell
are you guys doing?
521
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:18,786
You were gonna let him
kill hisself?
522
00:17:18,725 --> 00:17:20,492
You said just
keep filming, so--
523
00:17:20,424 --> 00:17:21,691
He's the star!
524
00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:23,844
You're gonna let the star
commit suicide?
525
00:17:23,759 --> 00:17:25,326
But it's...reality.
I mean--
526
00:17:25,265 --> 00:17:27,166
It's The Uncle
Ruckus Show.
527
00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:29,694
If there's no Uncle Ruckus,
there's no show.
528
00:17:29,593 --> 00:17:32,062
Oh, so from now on,
we're supposed to stop him
529
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,434
if he attempts
to commit suicide?
530
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:35,277
Yes. And I shouldn't
have to tell you that.
531
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:36,773
[CHOKING]
532
00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:36,772
You should just know it.
533
00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:38,346
Oh, shit.
534
00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:39,483
[GAGGING]
535
00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:42,172
Great. That's great.
That's just great.
536
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,800
[COUGHING]
537
00:17:43,733 --> 00:17:46,568
Ah, what's the point?
What's the point in living?
538
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,660
There's nothing to
look forward to.
539
00:17:48,575 --> 00:17:51,410
Just a life of rap music
and 40 ounces.
540
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:52,901
What I'm supposed to
do now, huh?
541
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,739
Be somebody
baby daddy?
542
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,968
Hang out on the corner
all day and night
543
00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:59,848
shooting dice, cops chasing me
all the time.
544
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:02,301
My body ain't made
to handle a stun gun.
545
00:18:02,202 --> 00:18:05,938
Ain't got but two or three shows
on TV to identify with.
546
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,093
Ruckus, you make
a very compelling argument.
547
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,105
But I know that you're
gonna get through this.
548
00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:11,591
Ha. Is this what
I'm supposed
549
00:18:11,531 --> 00:18:13,032
to be reading now,
huh, this?
550
00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:15,242
Vibe? The Source? Jet?
551
00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:16,720
You call this
a magazine?
552
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,762
Look at this.
This is a pamphlet.
553
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,949
"Field & Scream."
National Review.
554
00:18:20,861 --> 00:18:22,261
Soldier of Fortune.
555
00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:23,941
Those are magazines.
556
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,943
This is a brochure.
557
00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:28,465
Ebony. They should call
this National Geographic,
558
00:18:28,364 --> 00:18:29,997
except the photos are better.
559
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:33,104
Essence. Essence of what?
Essence of ugliness.
560
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,282
Ruckus, we have a saying at BET:
561
00:18:35,193 --> 00:18:37,427
"We hate black people."
562
00:18:37,341 --> 00:18:39,810
And I know you share
that same sentiment.
563
00:18:39,714 --> 00:18:42,182
But I've learned how I can
use my blackness
564
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,821
against the black race.
565
00:18:43,754 --> 00:18:45,488
Look at BET.
566
00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:47,021
You think we put
this shit on the air
567
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,393
because it's entertaining?
568
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:49,872
You think we
sit down and say:
569
00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:51,947
"Hey, let's be
entertaining.
570
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,866
How about a Baldwin Hills
reality show?"
571
00:18:53,789 --> 00:18:56,624
I have good taste.
Gregory Hines is entertaining.
572
00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:59,183
Sammy Davis Jr.,
he's entertaining.
573
00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:00,646
You think I can
relate to anything
574
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,353
these young niggas
have to say?
575
00:19:02,285 --> 00:19:06,422
No. We air this shit because
we despise our audience.
576
00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:08,061
Are there other ways
to make money?
577
00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:09,427
Yes, of course.
Yes, yes, yes.
578
00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:11,905
But they all require more work.
579
00:19:11,807 --> 00:19:12,875
This is easy.
580
00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:14,201
And the only people who suffer--
581
00:19:14,148 --> 00:19:16,483
The only people
who suffer, Ruckus...
582
00:19:16,393 --> 00:19:17,727
are black children.
583
00:19:17,676 --> 00:19:20,344
I think we both
can live with that.
584
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:24,310
Weggie Rudlin, you sure
do have profound insights.
585
00:19:24,152 --> 00:19:25,619
But I don't know. I--
586
00:19:25,563 --> 00:19:29,199
I just don't think
I can stand life as a darky.
587
00:19:29,057 --> 00:19:30,056
[DOOR OPENS]
588
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:31,285
[CLEARS THROAT]
589
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,140
Aha! It's you!
You did this to me.
590
00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:35,961
You gave me that test.
591
00:19:35,887 --> 00:19:38,489
Yes, I know.
And I came because
592
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:39,988
there was a mistake
at the lab.
593
00:19:39,926 --> 00:19:42,094
We had a black intern there
I didn't know about.
594
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:44,177
He...messed up
your test.
595
00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:45,497
Here are
your actual results.
596
00:19:46,595 --> 00:19:47,997
Well, I'll be.
597
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,653
[MURMURING]
598
00:19:49,609 --> 00:19:51,276
[GASPS]
599
00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:53,747
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
600
00:19:53,649 --> 00:19:56,317
How dare you mistakenly inform
a man of his blackness.
601
00:19:56,214 --> 00:19:59,016
You should be ashamed
to call yourself a white doctor.
602
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,176
I'm...uh, sorry.
603
00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:03,989
See, Ruckus. You were
worried about nothing.
604
00:20:03,877 --> 00:20:05,378
Well, Weggie,
I must say,
605
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,786
for a darky,
you are not
606
00:20:06,730 --> 00:20:08,598
that difficult
to hang around.
607
00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:10,760
Now, you said you learned
all that stuff in Harvard?
608
00:20:10,673 --> 00:20:12,775
Well, I definitely didn't
learn it at one of those
609
00:20:12,694 --> 00:20:14,194
historically
black colleges.
610
00:20:14,136 --> 00:20:15,304
[LAUGHS]
611
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,459
[BOTH CACKLING]
612
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:19,250
Howard.
613
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:19,249
Black college.
614
00:20:19,139 --> 00:20:21,440
Morehouse. They ought
to call it Lesshouse.
615
00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:24,753
Oh, it sure feel good
to be white again.
616
00:20:24,621 --> 00:20:27,423
[♪♪♪]
617
00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:28,614
I'll tell you what.
618
00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:30,865
Living even for a few days
as a black man
619
00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:34,613
gave old Uncle Ruckus a whole
new perspective on life.
620
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:37,199
And a whole lot more sympathy
towards colored folks,
621
00:20:37,093 --> 00:20:39,060
I'll tell you that.
622
00:20:38,984 --> 00:20:41,085
Oh, look what
we have here.
623
00:20:41,004 --> 00:20:43,506
Yo, for real. We not trying
to play with you today, Ruckus.
624
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,942
We're trying to
cross the street.
625
00:20:44,883 --> 00:20:46,585
Well, go right ahead.
626
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,788
You young brothers
have a blessed day.
627
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,168
Assalamu alaikam.
628
00:21:40,728 --> 00:21:43,163
[WHISTLES]
629
00:21:43,164 --> 00:21:45,167
[TRUCK HORN HONKS]
630
00:21:45,168 --> 00:21:47,171
Whoa--! Whoa--! Whoa!
631
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:49,542
[RUCKUS CACKLING]
632
00:21:49,543 --> 00:21:52,447
[♪♪♪]
633
00:21:52,497 --> 00:21:57,047
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