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More details about
the new Star Trek film.
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There's going to be a scene
depicting Spock's birth.
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I'd be more interested in a scene
depicting Spock's conception.
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Oh, please.
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For Vulcans, mating...
or if you will, PonFahr...
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- it's an extremely private matter.
- Still, I'd like to know the details.
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His mother was human.
His father is Vulcan.
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- They couldn't just conceive.
- Maybe they had to go to a clinic.
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Can you imagine Spock's Dad
in a little room
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with a copy of
Pointy Ears and Shapely Rears.
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How come on Star Trek
everybody's private parts are the same?
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No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,
"Hey, get your thing out of my nose."
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Hi. Can you help me?
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I was writing an e-mail
and the "A" key got stuck.
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Now it's just going "Aaa..."
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- What'd you spill on it?
- Nothing.
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Diet Coke.
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And yogurt.
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And a little nail polish.
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I'll take a look at it.
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Gentlemen,
switching to local nerd news...
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Fishman, Chen, Chaudury and McNair
aren't fielding a team
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in the university Physics Bowl
this year.
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You're kidding. Why not?
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They formed a barbershop quartet
and got a gig
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playing Knott's Berry Farm.
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So, in your world,
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you're like the cool guys.
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Recognize.
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This is our year.
With those guys out,
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the entire Physics Bowl
will kneel before Zod.
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Zod?
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Kryptonian villain. Long story.
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Good story.
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- Count me out.
- What? Why?
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You want me to use my intelligence
in a tawdry competition?
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Would you ask Picasso
to play Pictionary?
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Would you ask Noah Webster
to play Boggle?
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Would you ask Jacques Cousteau
to play Go Fish?
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Come on, you need a four-person team.
We're four people.
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By that reasoning we should also
play Bridge, hold up a chuppah
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and enter the Olympic
bobsled competition.
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Tickets to that, please.
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Sheldon, what, do I need to quote
Spock's dying words to you?
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No, don't.
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"The needs of the many...
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"... outweigh the needs of the few.
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"Or the one."
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Damn it, I'll do it.
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Season 1 Episode 13:
The Bat Jar Conjecture
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First order of Physics Bowl business.
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We need a truly kick-ass team name.
Suggestions?
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How about the Perpetual Motion Squad?
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It's beyond the laws of physics,
plus a little heads-up for the ladies.
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The ladies?
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"Perpetual Motion Squad...
we can go all night."
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- I like it.
- I don't.
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Teams are traditionally
named after fierce creatures,
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thus intimidating one's opponent.
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- Then we could be the Bengal tigers.
- Poor choice.
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Gram for gram,
no animal exceeds
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the relative fighting strength
of the army ant.
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Maybe so,
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but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger
with a magnifying glass.
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Let's put it to a vote.
All those in favor...
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Point of order.
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I move that any vote on team names
must be unanimous.
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No man should be forced to emblazon
his chest with a Bengal tiger
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when common sense dictates
it should be an army ant.
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Will the gentleman from the great
State of Denial yield for a question?
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I will yield.
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After we go through the exercise
of an annoying series of votes,
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all of which the gentleman will lose,
does he then intend to threaten to quit
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- if he does not get his way?
- He does.
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I move we are the Army Ants.
All those in favor?
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Good afternoon, and welcome
to today's Physics Bowl practice round.
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I'm Penny,
and I'll be your host
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because apparently
I didn't have anything else to do
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on a Saturday afternoon,
and isn't that just a little sad?
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Gentlemen, ready?
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- Yes.
- Fire away.
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It's none of my business,
but isn't a guy
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who can't speak in front of women
gonna hold you back a little?
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He'll be okay once the women
are mixed into the crowd.
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He only has a problem
when they're one-on-one and smell nice.
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Thanks, Raj. It's vanilla oil.
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I was actually the one who noticed.
Okay, let's just start.
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Okay, the first question
is on the topic of optics.
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"What is the shortest
light pulse ever produced?"
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- Dr. Cooper.
- And of course,
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the answer is 130 attoseconds.
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- That is correct.
- I knew that, too.
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Good for you, sweetie.
Okay, next question:
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"What is the quantum mechanical effect
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"used to encode data
on hard-disk drives?"
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And of course the answer is
giant magnetoresistance.
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- Right.
- Hey, I buzzed in.
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And I answered.
It's called teamwork.
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Don't you think I should answer
the engineering questions?
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I am an engineer.
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By that logic I should answer
all the anthropology questions
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because I'm a mammal.
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Just ask another one.
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"What artificial satellite
has seen glimpses
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of Einstein's predicted
frame dragging?"
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And of course,
it's Gravity Probe B.
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Sheldon, you have to let
somebody else answer.
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Why?
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Because it's polite.
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What do manners
have to do with it?
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This is war.
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Were the Romans polite
when they salted the ground of Carthage
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to make sure
nothing would ever grow again?
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Leonard, you said
I only had to ask questions.
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The objective of the competion
is to give correct answers.
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If I know them,
why shouldn't I give them?
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Some of us might have
the correct answers, too.
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Oh, please.
You don't even have a PhD.
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- All right, that's it!
- Howard, sit down.
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- Maybe we should take a little break.
- Good idea. I need my wrist brace.
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All this button-pushing
is aggravating my old Nintendo injury.
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I agree.
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What did he say?
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He compared Sheldon
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to a disposable feminine
cleansing product
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one might use
on a summer's eve.
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Yeah, and the bag it came in.
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Leonard, excellent.
I want to show you something.
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Can it wait?
I need to talk to you.
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Just look. I've designed
the perfect uniforms for our team.
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The colors are based
on Star Trek: The Original Series.
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The three of you will wear Support Red,
and I will wear Command Gold.
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Why do they say "AA"?
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Army Ants.
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Isn't that confusing? "AA" might mean
something else to certain people.
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Why would a Physics Bowl team
be called Anodized Aluminum?
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No, I meant...
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Never mind.
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Check it out,
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I got you a Batman cookie jar.
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Oh, neat!
What's the occasion?
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Well, you're a friend,
and you like Batman
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and cookies,
and you're off the team.
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What?
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Howard, Raj and I
just had a team meeting.
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- No, you didn't.
- Yes, we did. I just came from there.
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Okay, I don't know
where you just came from,
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but it could'nt have been a team meeting
because I wasn't there.
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Ergo, the team did not meet.
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Okay, let me try it this way:
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I was at a coffee klatch
with a couple of friends,
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and one thing led to another,
and it turns out you're off the team.
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Why?
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Because you're taking
all the fun out of it.
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I'm sorry, is the winner of the Physics
Bowl the team that has the most fun?
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Okay, let me try it this way:
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You're annoying and no one
wants to play with you anymore.
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I see.
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At this point I should inform you
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that I intend to form my own team
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and destroy the molecular bonds
that bind your very matter together
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and reduce the resulting
particulate chaos to tears.
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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You're welcome.
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- One more thing.
- Yes?
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It's on, bitch.
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- So who'd he get to be on his team?
- He won't say.
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He just smiles and eats
macaroons out of his bat jar.
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He's using psychological warfare.
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We must reply in kind.
I say we wait until he looks at us,
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then laugh like, "Yes, you are
a smart and strong competitor,
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"but we are also smart and strong,
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and we have a reasonable
chance of defeating you."
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How exactly would that laugh go?
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That sounds more like,
"We are a tall, thin woman
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who wants to make a
coat out of your Dalmatians."
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Let's remember that Sheldon
is still our friend and my roommate.
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So?
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So nothing.
Let's destroy him.
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Gentlemen.
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We're going to need
a strong fourth for our team.
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You know who is apparently very smart
is the girl who played TV's Blossom.
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She got a PhD. in neuroscience
or something.
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Raj, we're not getting TV's Blossom
to join our Physics Bowl team.
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How about the girl
from The Wonder Years?
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Gentlemen, I believe I've found
the solution to all our problems.
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We can't ask Leslie Winkle.
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Why? Because you slept together,
and when she was done with you
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she discarded you
like last night's chutney?
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Yes.
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Sometimes you've got
to take one for the team.
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Sack up, dude.
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Fine.
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Here I go, taking one for the team...
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in the sack.
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- Hey, Leslie.
- Hi, guys.
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So, Leslie,
I have a question for you,
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and it might be a little awkward,
you know, given that I...
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Hit that thing.
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Leonard, there's no reason
to feel uncomfortable
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just because we've seen
each other's faces
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and naked bodies contorted
in the sweet agony of coitus.
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There's not?
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Gee, 'cause it sure sounds
like there should be.
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Rest assured that any aspects
of our sexual relationship
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regarding your preferences,
your idiosyncrasies, your performance
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are still protected by the inherent
confidentiality of the bedroom.
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That's all very comforting,
but if it's okay,
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I'd like to get on
to my question now.
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Proceed.
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We are entering the Physics Bowl,
and we need a fourth for our team.
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No, thanks. I'm really busy with my
like-sign dilepton supersymmetry search.
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Dilepton, shmylepton.
We need you.
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Sorry.
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Well, we tried.
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We'll just have to face Sheldonmano
y mano y mano a mano.
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Wait, you're going up
against Sheldon Cooper?
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That arrogant, misogynistic,
East Texas doorknob
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that told me I should abandon
my work with high-energy particles
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for laundry and childbearing?
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She's in.
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So, how do you feel?
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Nice and loose? Come to play?
Got your game face on?
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Are you ready?
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Yeah. You know, you don't have
to stay for the whole thing.
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Oh, no. I want to.
Sounds really interesting.
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Gentlemen.
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I'm just gonna sit down.
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So, is that your team?
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Actually, I don't need a team.
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I could easily defeat you
single-handedly,
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but the rules require four.
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So, may I introduce
the third-floor janitor,
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the lady from the lunch room,
and my Spanish is not good...
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either her son or her butcher.
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And what about your team?
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What rat have you recruited
to the S.S. Sinking Ship?
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Hello, Sheldon.
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Leslie Winkle.
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Yeah, Leslie Winkle.
The answer to the question,
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"Who made Sheldon Cooper cry
like a little girl?"
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00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:56,800
Well, I'm polymerized tree sap,
and you're an inorganic adhesive.
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So whatever verbal projectile
you launch in my direction
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is reflected off of me,
returns on its original trajectory
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and adheres to you.
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00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,200
Oh, ouch!
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00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,100
Okay, if everyone could
please take your seats.
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Here's your T-shirt.
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00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
PMS?
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00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,300
It's a couple days early...
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00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:31,200
It stands for "Perpetual Motion Squad."
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Of course.
What was I thinking?
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Good afternoon, everyone,
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and welcome to this year's Physics Bowl!
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Today's preliminary match
features two great teams.
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AA versus...
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PMS.
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All night long, y'all!
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Okay, well, let's jump right in.
First question for ten points:
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"What is the iso-spin singlet partner
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"of the pi-zero meson?"
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00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:08,100
PMS?
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00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,800
- The eta meson.
- Correct.
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00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,300
- Formal protest.
- On what grounds?
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00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,000
The Velcro on my wrist brace
caught on my shirt.
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00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,500
Denied.
All right, for ten points,
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00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,000
"What is the lightest element on Earth
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"with no stable isotope?"
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00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,000
AA?
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00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,100
And of course,
the answer is technetium.
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00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,000
Terrific.
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00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:31,400
Next question:
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"What is the force between
two uncharged plates
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"due to quantum vacuum fluctuations?"
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PMS?
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00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:40,300
Sheldon can suck on...
the Casimir effect.
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00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,300
Correct.
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00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,100
How does a quantum computer
factor large numbers?
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PMS?
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00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,300
- Shor's algorithm.
- Correct!
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00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,500
4.1855 times ten
to the seventh ergs per calorie.
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00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,700
Prevost's theory of exchanges.
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00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,400
Lambda equals one
over pi r squared n.
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760 degrees Celsius...
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the approximate temperature
of the young lady in the front row.
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00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,800
Mr. Wolowitz,
this is your second warning.
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A sigma particle.
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00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,400
Yes, assuming the hypothetical planet
has a mass greater than the Earth.
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Correct!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I hold in my hand the final question.
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The score now stands.
AA: 1,150,
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PMS: 1,175.
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00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:41,800
So, for 100 points and the match,
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please turn your attention
to the formula on the screens.
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Solve the equation.
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00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,200
Holy crap.
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00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,400
What the hell is that?
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00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,300
Looks like something
they found on the ship at Roswell.
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Come on. Think.
Leslie?
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00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,600
It's not gonna work if you rush me.
You have to let me get there.
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00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,100
You are never gonna
let that go, are you?
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00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,500
Ten seconds.
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00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,500
PMS?
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00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,900
Sorry, I panicked.
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00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,800
Then guess.
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Eight.
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.4
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I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
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AA,
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if you can answer correctly,
the match is yours.
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00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,300
He doesn't have it.
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00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,000
He's got squat.
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AA, I need your answer.
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00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,000
The answer is minus eight pi alpha.
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00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,000
Hang on a second.
That's not our answer.
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00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:02,400
- What are you doing?
- Answering question.
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00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,900
Winning Physics Bowl.
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00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,900
How do you know anything
about physics?
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Here I am janitor.
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In former Soviet Union, I am physicist.
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Leningrad Politechnika.
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00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,900
Go Polar Bears.
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00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,600
That's a delightful little story,
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00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,300
but our arrangement was that
you sit here and not say anything...
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00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,300
- I answer the questions.
- You didn't answer question.
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00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,500
Look, now, maybe you have
democracy now in your beloved Russia,
161
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,500
but on this Physics Bowl team,
I rule with an iron fist.
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00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,300
AA, I need your official answer.
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00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,600
- It's not what he said.
- Then what is it?
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00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:41,800
- I want a different question.
- You can't.
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00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:43,300
- Formal protest.
- Denied.
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00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,900
Informal protest.
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00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,500
Denied.
168
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,600
- I need your official answer.
- No. I decline to provide one.
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00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:54,100
That's too bad because the answer
your teammate gave was correct.
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00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,100
That's your opinion.
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- The winner of the match is...
- Hang on.
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00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,800
Is proving that you are single-handedly
smarter than everyone else so important
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that you would rather lose by yourself
than win as part of a team?
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00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,800
I don't understand the question.
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00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,700
- Go ahead.
- The winner is PMS.
1
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,900
Sorry, somebody's sitting there.
2
00:18:58,900 --> 00:18:59,700
Who?
3
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000
My Physics Bowl trophy.
4
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,000
That trophy is meaningless.
I forfeited, therefore you did not win.
5
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,300
- I know someone who would disagree.
- Who?
6
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,700
My Physics Bowl trophy.
7
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,500
Leonard is so smart.
8
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:18,900
- Sheldon who?
- All right, that is very immature.
9
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:21,500
You're right. I'm sorry.
I'm not!
10
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,400
- Okay, new contest.
- What are you doing?
11
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:28,900
I am settling once and for all
12
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,700
who is the smartest around here, okay?
13
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,200
- Ready?
- Absolutely.
14
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,300
Bring it on.
15
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,600
"Marsha, Jan and Cindy
were the three daughters
16
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,100
"in what TV family?"
17
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,700
The Brady Bunch.
18
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:51,400
"Sammy Hagar replaced David Lee Roth
as the lead singer in what group?"
19
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,500
The Brady Bunch?
20
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,300
Van Halen.
21
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,400
"Madonna was married
to this Ridgemont High alum."
22
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,900
Oh, my God! Sean Penn!
23
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:12,100
How do you know these things?
24
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,800
I go outside,
and I talk to people.
25
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,200
Okay, here.
"What actor holds the record
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00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,800
"for being named People Magazine's
Sexiest Man Alive?"
27
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,800
- William Shatner.
- Wait.
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00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,200
I don't think it's Shatner.
29
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,500
Then it's got to be Patrick Stewart.
30
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,800
Formal protest.
31
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,300
"Singer who sang,
Oops, I Did It Again?"
32
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,200
"Tweetie Bird tought
he taw a what?"
33
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,300
Romulan.
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00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:02,700
Yes.
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00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,000
He tought he taw a Romulan.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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