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Checkmate.
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- Again?
- Obviously,
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you're not well suited
for three-dimensional chess.
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Perhaps three-dimensional Candy Land
would be more your speed.
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Just reset the board.
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It must be humbling to suck
on so many different levels.
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Hey, guys.
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- Did you get my mail?
- Yeah, right here.
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- How was Nebraska?
- Well, better than North Dakota.
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I guess that joke's
only funny in Nebraska.
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From the data at hand,
you really can't draw that conclusion.
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All you can say with absolute certainty
is that that joke is not funny here.
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Boy, it's good to be back.
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- How's your family?
- It was the worst trip.
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Everyone got sick over the weekend.
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- Sick?
- Here we go.
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What kind of sick?
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The flu, I guess.
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I don't need you to guess.
I need you to know.
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Now, when did the symptoms
first appear?
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Maybe Friday.
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Friday.
Was that morning or afternoon?
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I- I don't...
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Think, woman.
Who blew their nose and when?
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Sheldon, relax.
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She doesn't have any symptoms.
I'm sure she's not contagious.
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Oh, please.
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If influenza was only contagious
after symptoms appear,
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it would have died out
thousands of years ago.
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Somewhere between tool using
and cave painting,
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homo habilis would have figured out
how to kill the guy with the runny nose.
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Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon.
He's a bit of a germaphobe.
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It's okay. I understand.
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Thanks for your consideration.
Now please leave.
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You'd better go before he starts
spraying you with Lysol.
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Okay. Well, thank you
for getting my mail.
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No problem. Welcome home.
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What?!
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Season 1 Episode 11:
The Pancake Batter Anomaly
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm making petri dishes
to grow throat cultures.
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With lime Jell-O?
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I need a growth medium,
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and someone polished off
the apricot yogurt.
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Here,
swab my throat.
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I don't think so.
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If I'm going to get ahead of this thing,
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I need to find out what's
growing in my throat.
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Sheldon, you are not sick.
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This is, but you are not.
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We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid
she has introduced into our environment.
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For having never been to Nebraska,
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I'm fairly certain that
I have no corn-husking antibodies.
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Sheldon, don't you think
you're overreacting?
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When I'm lying comatose in a hospital
relying on inferior minds to cure me,
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these Jell-O cultures
and my accompanying notes
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will give them a fighting chance.
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- I'm going back to bed.
- Wait.
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- Put this in the bathroom.
- What for?
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I need to measure my fluid
intake and output
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to make sure my kidneys
aren't shutting down.
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I mixed pancake batter in this!
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No, that measuring cup
has always been for urine.
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You had time to make a label
for everything in this apartment
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including the label maker,
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but you didn't have ten seconds
to make one that said "urine cup"?
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It's right here on the bottom.
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I guess I owe the Betty Crocker
Company a letter of apology.
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Oh, dear God.
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Leonard, I'm sick!
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Leonard, I'm sick!
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Leonard, my comforter fell down,
and my sinuses hurt when I bend over.
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- Hey!
- Leonard, where are you?
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I'm at work.
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At 6:30 in the morning?
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On Sunday?
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- Why?
- They asked me to come in.
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I didn't hear the phone ring.
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They texted me.
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Well, as I predicted,
I am sick.
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My fever has been tracking up
exponentially since 2:00 a.m.,
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and I am producing sputum
at an alarming rate.
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No kidding?
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No, not only that,
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it has shifted from clear
to milky green.
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All right,
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get some rest
and drink plenty of fluids.
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What else would I drink,
gases, solids, ionized plasma?
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Drink whatever you want.
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- I want soup.
- Then make soup.
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We don't have soup.
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I'm at work, Sheldon.
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Is that a dog?
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In the lab?
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They're training dogs
to operate the centrifuge
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for when they need dogs to...
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operate the centrifuge
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for blind scientists.
I have to go.
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Howard, it's the phone!
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I know it's the phone, Ma,
I hear the phone!
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Well, who's calling
at this ungodly hour?!
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I don't know!
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Well, ask them why they're calling
at this ungodly hour!
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How can I ask them
when I'm talking to you?!
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Hello.
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It's Leonard.
Code milky green.
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Dear Lord, not milky green.
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Affirmative. With fever.
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Who's
on the phone?!
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It's Leonard!
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Why is he calling?!
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Sheldon's sick!
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Were you playing with him?!
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For God's sake, Ma,
I'm 26 years old!
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Excuse me,
Mr. Grownup!
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What do you want for breakfast?!
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Chocolate milk and Eggos,
please!
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- Listen to me.
- Hang on. Call waiting.
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No, don't...!
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Hello.
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Howard, I'm sick.
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Howard's sleeping.
This is his mother!
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Why are you calling
at this ungodly hour?
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I need soup.
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Then call your own mother!
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It was Sheldon.
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- I tried to stop you.
- It's my own fault.
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I forgot the protocol we put in place
after The Great Ear Infection of '06.
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Call Koothrappali.
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We need to find a place to lay low
for the next 18 to 24 hours.
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Stand by.
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Ma, can my friends come over?
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I just had
the carpet steamed!
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That's a negatory.
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But there's a Planet of The Apes
marathon at the NuArt today.
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Five movies, two hours apiece..
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it's a start.
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Homeless, crazy guy at table 18.
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No, just crazy.
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Sheldon, what are you doing here?
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I'm sick.
Thank you very much.
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How could you have gotten if from me?
I'm not sick.
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You're a carrier.
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All these people here are doomed.
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You're doomed!
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Sheldon, what do you want?
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I want soup.
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Why didn't you...?
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Why didn't you just have soup at home?
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Penny, I have an IQ of 187.
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Don't you imagine that
if there were a way for me
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to have had soup at home,
I would have thought of it?
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You can have soup delivered.
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I did not think of that.
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Clearly, febrile delirium
is setting in.
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Please bring me some soup
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while I still understand
what a spoon is for.
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What kind of soup do you want?
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Well, my mother used
to make me this split pea
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with little frankfurter slices
and these homemade croutons.
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We have chicken, tortilla
and potato leek.
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Could I get any of those
with little frankfurter slices
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and homemade croutons?
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Then surprise me.
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Would you call that
"moss green" or "forest green"?
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Look at this.
Everyone went chimp.
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I'd like to point out
that I voted for orangutan,
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but you shouted me down.
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00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,700
- Hi, Penny.
- Hey, where are you?
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I'm... at work.
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You sound funny.
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Look. I'm...
I'm in a radiation suit.
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- What's up?
- I'm at work, too,
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and you'll never guess who's here
infecting my entire station.
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Sheldon's at the Cheesecake Factory.
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- Just tell him to go home.
- He won't leave.
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He's afraid he'll pass out on the bus,
and someone will harvest his organs.
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He's paranoid,
and he's established a nest.
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Can you please come get him?
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Yeah, I'd be happy to.
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Oh, my God, there's a breach
in the radiation unit!
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The whole city is in jeopardy!
Oh, my God!
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The containment vessel's melting.
Gotta go. Bye!
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I feel really guilty.
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You did what you had to do.
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Take your stinking paws off my popcorn,
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you damn dirty ape!
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Thanks for bringing me home.
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It's okay.
I didn't really need to work today.
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It's not like I have rent
or car payments or anything.
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Good, good.
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Okay, well, you feel better.
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Wait!
Where are you going?
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Home...
to write some bad checks.
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You're going to leave me?
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Sheldon, you are a grown man.
Haven't you ever been sick before?
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Of course, but not by myself.
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Really? Never?
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Well, once, when I was 15,
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spending the summer at the Heidelberg
Institute in Germany.
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Studying abroad?
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No. Visiting professor.
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Anyway, the local cuisine was
a little more sausage-based
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than I'm used to, and the result
was an internal Blitzkrieg,
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with my lower intestine playing
the part of Czechoslovakia.
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And there was no one there
to take care of you?
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My Mom had to fly
back to Texas to help my Dad,
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because the house had slipped off
the cinder blocks again.
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- Again?
- It was tornado season.
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And it was an aluminum house.
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The housekeeper in the faculty residence
didn't speak any English.
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When I finally managed
to convince her I was sick,
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she said, "M�chtest du
eine Darmsp�lung?"
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What does that mean?
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Based on what happened next,
I assume it means,
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"Would you like an enema?"
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Okay, sweetie.
I'll take care of you.
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What do you need?
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My Mom used to give me sponge baths.
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Okay, ground rules: no sponge baths,
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and definitely no enemas.
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Agreed.
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Here we go.
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Ten-and-a-half hours of ape-y goodness.
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Damn it, my glasses.
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Okay, I'm blind here, guys.
Can you help me find them?
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- Sorry.
- Okay.
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Found them.
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Oh, great.
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I'm sorry.
Don't you have a spare?
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Yeah, at home.
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If you leave now,
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you can be back before the gorillas
rip the crap out of Charlton Heston.
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Unless Sheldon's there,
in which case, you'll be trapped forever
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in his whiny, hyper-neurotic snot web.
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Hi. Penny?
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I was just wondering,
is Sheldon still at the restaurant?
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Okay, that was very nice of you.
Okay, I gotta go.
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Got kind of a full-blown
Chernobyl thing here. Gotta go, bye.
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He's home.
I'm screwed.
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Ten-and-a-half hours
of ape-y blurriness.
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How about Lasik?
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You want me to get eye surgery?
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00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,800
Would you rather go home
and deal with Sheldon,
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or have a stranger carve out
your corneas with a laser beam?
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- Well?
- I'm thinking.
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Okay, nice and cozy.
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Okay? I'll see you later.
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Wait.
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Will you please
rub this on my chest?
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Sheldon,
can't you do that yourself?
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VapoRub makes
my hands smell funny.
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- But, Sheldon...
- Please, please, please?
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00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,600
I can't believe I'm doing this.
216
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:17,900
No, no. Counterclockwise,
or my chest hair mats.
217
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,800
Sorry.
218
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,100
Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
219
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,400
What?
220
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,000
My Mom used to sing it
to me when I was sick.
221
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- Oh, sorry, honey. I don't know it.
- I'll teach you.
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Soft kitty, warm kitty,
223
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Little ball of fur
224
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Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
225
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purr, purr, purr
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Now you.
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00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,700
Soft kitty,
228
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:09,000
Warm kitty...
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00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,300
Little ball of fur
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Keep rubbing.
231
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,000
Little ball of fur
232
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,700
What do you see? I can't.
233
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,500
The living room appears to be empty.
234
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,200
He must be in his bedroom.
235
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:43,400
My spare glasses are in my bedroom,
on my dresser,
236
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,000
next to my bat signal.
237
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,000
I'm not going in there.
238
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,100
- Raj?
- No way, Jose.
239
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,700
But I can't do it.
I can't see anything.
240
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,800
It's all right. Wireless minicam
and Bluetooth headset.
241
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,100
We'll be your eyes.
242
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,000
Fine.
243
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,600
One more thing.
244
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,400
This is a subsonic impact sensor.
245
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,800
If Sheldon gets out of bed
and starts to walk,
246
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:12,400
this device will register it
and send a signal to the laptop.
247
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,900
At that point,
based on the geography of the apartment
248
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,800
and the ambulatory speed
of a sick Sheldon,
249
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:20,000
you'll have 7 seconds to get out,
glasses or no glasses.
250
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,000
Won't my footsteps set it off?
251
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,700
No. You'll be on
your hands and knees.
252
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,500
You'll need to get the sensor
as close as you can to Sheldon's room.
253
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,400
How do I carry it
if I'm on my hands and knees?
254
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,700
Stay low.
255
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,700
Bear left.
256
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,300
- Now keep true.
- What?
257
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,700
- It means "go straight."
- Then just say, "Go straight."
258
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,500
You don't say, "Go straight."
259
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,000
When you're giving bearings,
you say, "Keep true."
260
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,900
All right.
261
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,500
I just hit my head.
262
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,100
Because you didn't keep true.
263
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,300
Okay, turn right.
264
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,500
The picture's breaking up.
265
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,500
Angle your head to the right.
266
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,200
Now, a little more.
267
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:12,900
Little more.
268
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,000
That's it.
Now, just keep true.
269
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,800
You're close enough to Sheldon's room.
Deploy the sensor.
270
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,800
Now, turn it on.
271
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,700
It wasn't on?
272
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,800
Then why did I have to crawl?
273
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,900
No, I guess you didn't.
274
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:38,900
Okay, it's on.
275
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000
Good. From this point forward,
you will have to crawl.
276
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,000
I know.
277
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,700
Hang on, the sensor's picking up
something. Turn your head back.
278
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,700
You rat bastard.
279
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,100
Told you the sensor would work.
280
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,100
You deliberately stuck me
with Sheldon.
281
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,900
Come on, I had to.
You see what he's like?
282
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,200
Penny, I'm hungry.
283
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,600
It's okay, sweetie.
Good news! Leonard's home!
284
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,100
Here you go.
Good luck. Bye.
285
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,400
Leonard! I'm hungry!
286
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,500
Penny, take me with you!
287
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,300
I want grilled cheese.
288
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,800
Do you think Penny will come here
and take care of us?
289
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,900
I don't think Penny's
ever coming here again.
290
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,200
I'm very congested.
291
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,700
Yeah? So?
292
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,700
Could you go to the kitchen
293
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,600
and get me the turkey baster
labeled "mucous"?
294
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,200
If I stand, I'll vomit.
295
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,100
Under the sink,
yellow Tupper Ware bowl.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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