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No, see, the liquid metal Terminators
were created in the future by Skynet,
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and Skynet was developed by Miles Dyson,
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but that future no longer exists
due to Dyson's death in Terminator 2.
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Okay, then riddle me this:
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Assuming all the good Terminators were
originally evil Terminators created by Skynet
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but then reprogrammed by
the future John Connor,
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why would Skynet,
an artificial computer intelligence,
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bother to create a petite, hot,
17-year-old killer robot?
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Skynet is kinky?
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I don't know...
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Artificial intelligences
do not have teen fetishes.
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Allright. Wait! They use it to...
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Too late. I win.
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What the hell is that?
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I don't know,
but if cats could sing...
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they'd hate it, too.
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Hey, guys!
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- Hi! Where you going?
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- What?
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We just had to mail
some letters...
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and...
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throw away some chicken.
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You'll never guess
what just happened.
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I give up.
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I don't guess.
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As a scientist, I reach conclusions based
on observation and experimentation.
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Although as I'm saying this,
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it occurs to me you may have been employing
a rhetorical device rendering my response moot.
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- What was that?
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- Believe it or not, personal growth.
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What happened?
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Allright, remember when I auditioned
for that workshop production of Rent,
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but I didn't get it
and I couldn't figure out why.
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I have a conclusion
based on an observation.
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No, you don't.
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No, he doesn't.
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Well, the girl they picked to play Mimi...
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she dropped out,
and they asked me to replace her.
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Congratulations.
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What a lucky break.
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It's not a big deal,
just a one-night showcase,
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but they invite a lot of casting people and agents.
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So, you never know.
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- I think I know.
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- No, you don't.
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He doesn't.
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It's this Friday at 8:00.
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Do you guys want to come?
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No!
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Because...
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Friday we are attending a symposium
on molecular positronium.
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I think that's a week from Tuesday,
at 6:00.
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No, it's this Friday.
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At 8:00.
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Oh, too bad.
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I gotta get to rehearsal.
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- See you guys.
- See ya.
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You just lied to Penny.
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- Yes, I did.
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- And you did it so casually--
no rapid breathing, no increase in perspiration...
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So?
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So, lack of a physiological
response while lying
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is characteristic
of a violent sociopath.
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Sheldon, are you worried
about your safety?
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No, I imagine if you
were going to kill me,
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you'd have done it
a long time ago.
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That's very true.
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Season 1 Episode 10:
The Loobenfeld Decay
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Leonard?
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What?
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I need to speak to you.
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- It's 2:00 in the morning!
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- It's important.
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I highly doubt that.
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Go away!
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Are you still out there?
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Yes.
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What?
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You're right;
it can wait until morning.
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- What, what, what, what, WHAT?
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- Never mind.
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I clearly woke you up
in the middle of a REM cycle.
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You're in no state of mind to talk.
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Sheldon, what is it?
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I'm uncomfortable having been
included in your lie to Penny.
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What was I supposed to say?
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- You could have told her the truth.
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- That would have hurt her feelings.
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Is that a relevant factor?
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Yes!
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Then I suppose
you could've agreed to go.
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And what would I have said afterwards?
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I would suggest something
to the effect of:
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singing isneither an appropriate
vocation nor avocation for you,
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and if you disagree, I'd recommend you
have a CAT scan to look for a tumor
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pressing on the cognitive
processing centers of your brain.
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I couldn't say that.
I would have to say,
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"You were terrific and I can't wait
to hear you sing again."
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Why?
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It's the social protocol.
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It's what you do when you have a friend
who's proud of something they really suck at.
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I was not aware of that.
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Well, now you are.
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Oh! All right.
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Leonard?
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Yes?
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When we played chess earlier,
you were terrific,
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and I can't wait to play you again.
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Good night.
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Leonard?
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This would be so much easier
if I were a violent sociopath.
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What?
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I was analyzing our lie,
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and I believe we're in danger
of Penny seeing through the ruse.
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How?
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Simple: If she were to log onto
"www.socalphysixs-group.org/activities/other"
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click on "Upcoming Events,"
scroll down to "Seminars,"
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download the PDF schedule,
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and look for the seminar
on molecular positronium,
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well then. Bippity, boppity, boo--
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our pants are metaphorically on fire.
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Well, sir, my trousers
will not be igniting today.
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Penny?
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Good morning!
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Do you have any idea
what time it is?
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Of course I do.
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My watch is linked to the atomic clock
in Boulder, Colorado.
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It's accurate to one tenth of a second.
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But as I'm saying this, it occurs to me
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that, once again, your question
may have been rhetorical.
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What do you want?
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Remember how Leonard told you
we couldn't come to your performance
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because we were attending a symposium
on molecular positronium?
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I remember "symposium."
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Yes. Well...
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He lied.
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Wait.
What?
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He lied, and I'm feeling
very uncomfortable about it.
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Well, imagine how I'm feeling.
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Hungry?
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Tired?
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I'm sorry,
this really isn't my strong suit.
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You told her I lied?
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Why would you tell her I lied?
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To help you.
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I'm sorry,
I'm not seeing the help.
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She was going to see through
your lie eventually,
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so I told her that you
were lying to protect me.
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I'm getting a bad feeling.
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Hunger?
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Indigestion?
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I'm sorry, I'm really
not very good at this.
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Anyway, Penny now believes that,
on Friday night,
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we're going to participate in my cousin
Leopold's drug intervention.
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Your cousin Leopold.
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Who most people call Leo,
but he also answers to Lee.
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- Remember that. It's important.
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- What's important?
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Details, Leonard-- the success or failure
of our deceitful enterprise turns on details.
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- Do you have a cousin Leopold?
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- No. I made him up.
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I think you'd call him Lee.
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I don't get it.
I already told her a lie.
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Why replace it with a different lie?
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Well, first of all, your lie
was laughably transparent,
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where mine is exquisitely convoluted.
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While you were sleeping,
I was weaving an un-unravelable web.
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Un-unravelable?
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Yes.
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If she Googles "Leopold Houston,"
she'll find a Facebook page,
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an online blog depicting
his descent into drug use
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and a desperate yet hopeful
listing on eHarmony.com.
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Okay, why would I go
to a drug intervention for your cousin?
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Because it's in Long Beach,
and I don't drive.
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- We're going to Long Beach?
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- Of course not.
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There's no cousin Leo.
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There's no intervention.
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Focus, Leonard.
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Aw, come on.
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We just leave the house on Friday night and we return
in the wee hours,emotionally wrung out,
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from the work of convincing Leo
to go back into rehab.
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- He goes back into rehab?
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- Yes, but, he can relapse if Penny
ever invites us to hear her sing again.
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You still told her I lied.
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For a noble purpose--
to spare me the social embarrassment
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of having a drug-addled first cousin--
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which I'm assuming is embarrassing, yes?
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How am I supposed
to remember all of this?
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That's the best part.
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You don't have to.
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I told Penny that you would be embarrassed,
if you knew that she found out that you had lied,
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so she's agreed to operate as if
the original lie is still in force.
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So she's expecting me, to lie
about going to a symposium in Pasadena,
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when, in actuality, we're pretending to go
to a drug intervention in Long Beach.
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Un-unravelable.
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Hey Penny! Wow, look at you,
all ready for your showcase.
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- You look great.
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- Thanks.
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I just wanted to come by,
wish you guys luck
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with your... symposium.
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Thank you!
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I got to tell you, a lot of friends
would let their friend go alone,
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but that's not who you are.
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You are the kind of guy
who stands by a friend when...
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When he has a symposium to go to.
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I don't know what to say.
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It's okay, Leonard.
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Okay, all right, good.
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Oh, boy, group hug.
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So, what's up?
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Well, Penny is on her way to perform
in a one-night showcase production of Rent,
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which we are unable to attend,
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because we're going to a symposium
on molecular positronium
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given by Dr. Emilarmanfarmian.
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Wait a minute. Farmanfarmian is speaking
and you're bogarting the symposium?
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- Howard, I'm sorr...
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- No, no, you're quark-blocking us.
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I don't know what to say.
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Howard, listen.
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It's okay.
It's your Millennium Falcon.
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You and Chewbacca
do whatever you wanted.
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Me and Princess Leia here will find
some other way to spend the evening.
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Howard, wait.
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Sheldon,
I think we should tell them.
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Okay, sure.
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I don't see a problem with that.
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There's no symposium.
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Leonard lied to me.
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Isn't that right, Leonard?
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Well...
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I don't know what to say!
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It's okay; I do.
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Leonard is helping Sheldon
through a family crisis.
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He made up the whole story
about the symposium with Dr. Farman...
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Farmian.
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Good for you.
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Because he didn't want
Sheldon to be embarrassed.
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And there's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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Every family in America has a relative
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holed up in a garage somewhere
huffing paint thinner.
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No, I'm lost, too.
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I think she skipped a step.
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No, look.
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Sheldon's cousin Leo escaped rehab,
and he's in a Motel 8 in Long Beach.
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The whole family's going out
for an intervention.
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Leonard is driving Sheldon down there
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to help him through this,
because he's such a good man.
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Another hug?
Thank you.
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All right, you guys, good luck.
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Thanks, Penny.
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Break a leg!
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Break a leg!
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So, road trip to Long Beach.
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- We're not going to Long Beach.
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- Why not?
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Because Sheldon doesn't have
a drug-addicted cousin Leopold.
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Oh, too bad.
258
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I've always wanted
to go to Long Beach.
259
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It's a very nice community.
260
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The Queen Mary is docked there.
261
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Once the largest ocean liner in the
world, it's now a hotel and restaurant,
262
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where they host a surprisingly gripping
murder mystery dinner.
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- Sounds fun.
- I'm game.
264
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- No, no, no.
265
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:52,800
Leonard gets nauseous unless he sits
in front, and even then, it's iffy.
266
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,500
Wait, are we really
going to Long Beach?
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Leonard?
268
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,800
Let it go, Sheldon.
269
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The murderer was the first mate
whether it makes sense to you or not.
270
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,300
No, that's the least of our worries.
271
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,300
I've been doing
some research on addiction,
272
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,600
both the biochemical
and behavioral aspects--
273
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,700
and I think there's a problem
with the current version of our lie.
274
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,400
What are you talking about?
275
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,400
It's fine!
She bought it; it's over.
276
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:32,800
Sadly, it's not.
277
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,400
Substance abuse
is a lifelong struggle,
278
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,600
but beyond that, I have realized
that the Leo I described
279
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would not have agreed to go to rehab.
280
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- Why not?
281
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,900
Because Leo's a middle child.
282
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:45,400
There is no Leo!
283
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,900
How can you say that?
284
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:52,900
You didn't read the bio, did you?
285
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,700
He's not just a middle child,
he is the quintessential middle child--
286
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from a broken home, to boot.
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00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,500
Psychologically speaking,
the attention he gets by rebelling,
288
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even to the point of self-destruction,
289
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,300
is more emotionally valuable
than the help he would get at rehab.
290
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,500
- I've got a solution.
291
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,200
- Great. What is it?
292
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Get out!
293
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Fine.
294
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,700
I've hesitated to point this out,
295
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:23,200
but I must now remind you
that we are in our current predicament
296
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,900
because of your initial
and totally inadequate deceit.
297
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,100
I'm just trying to clean up
after your mess.
298
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,000
We'll talk in the morning.
299
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,100
Morning.
300
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,500
Who are you?
301
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,300
I am Sheldon's cousin Leo.
302
00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:00,500
Sheldon does not have
a cousin Leo.
303
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,900
Au contraire.
304
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,800
I'm 26 years old.
305
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,200
I'm originally
from...
306
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,200
Denton, Texas,
but I was a Navy brat,
307
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,200
so I was brought up on a variety
of military bases around the world.
308
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,400
As a result, I've often felt
like an outsider--
309
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,100
never really fitting in,
310
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:18,700
which is probably the reason
for my substance abuse problem.
311
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,000
Excuse me,
we just went over this.
312
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,800
As the quintessential middle child,
your addiction is rooted
313
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,400
in your unmet need for attention.
314
00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,400
Sheldon, are we really going
to go with pop psychology?
315
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,200
For your information,
this is based on solid research.
316
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,600
Just stick with the character profile
I wrote for you.
317
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,100
Sheldon?
318
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:36,900
I'm sorry.
319
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,500
Leonard, this is Toby Loobenfeld.
320
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,400
He's a research assistant
in the particle physics lab,
321
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,500
but he also minored in theater at MIT.
322
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,800
It was more of a double major, actually.
323
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,400
Theater and physics.
324
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,100
You can guess which one
my bourgeois parents pushed me toward.
325
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,300
Yeah, I got it.
326
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,700
Sheldon...
327
00:15:53,700 --> 00:15:54,800
why?
328
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,600
You see, while Leo
would not have gone into rehab,
329
00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,400
it is completely plausible,
330
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,300
that we would have talked him into
leaving the motel and coming home with us.
331
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,600
How about this as my motivation--
when I was 14 years old,
332
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,900
I was abused in the Philippines
by a clubfooted Navy chaplain.
333
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,500
No. We're going with middle child
334
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:18,700
and a genetic predisposition to
inadequate serotonin production.
335
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,700
Swell. How do I play
genetic predisposition?
336
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,800
Subtextually, of course.
337
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,300
Just have fun with it.
338
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,800
- Morning, Penny.
339
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,400
- How did the intervention go?
340
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,600
Unfortunately, we weren't able
to convince him to go to rehab.
341
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,900
Based on what you told me,
I am not surprised.
342
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,600
But we did convince him
to leave the motel.
343
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,600
Come say hello.
344
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,100
Leo.
345
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,400
This is Penny, our friend and neighbor.
346
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,700
Hi, Leo.
347
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,600
How are you feeling?
348
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,500
Let me ask you something, Penny.
349
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:12,200
Have you ever woken up in a
fleabag motel, covered in your own vomit,
350
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,200
next to a transsexual prostitute?
351
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,600
No.
352
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:21,900
Then don't ask me
how I'm feeling.
353
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:25,800
Well, that's Leo.
354
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,200
why don't you tell me
about your showcase last night?
355
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,400
It was okay, I guess.
356
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,000
It wasn't a big turnout,
but they both really seemed to like it.
357
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,400
There were only
two people there?
358
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,400
By the end, yeah.
359
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,500
Damn you, Chaplain Harrigan!
360
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,500
I'm... I'm sorry?
361
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,100
The Philippines.
362
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:51,300
1992.
363
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,700
The Subic Bay Naval Station.
364
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,700
A young boy on the cusp of manhood.
365
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,800
His only companions,
366
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:01,800
mongrel dogs
and malarial mosquitoes.
367
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,800
Desperate and alone,
368
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,600
he reached out to a man
who promised to introduce him
369
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:12,500
to a merciful, loving God,
but who instead introduced him
370
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:17,600
to a gin-pickled tongue
shoved down his adolescent throat.
371
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:25,800
What choice did he have but to
drink, shoot and snort his pain away?
372
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,900
Don't forget his genetic predisposition
towards addiction.
373
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,000
- That's never been proven.
374
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
- There have been studies.
375
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,100
Not double-blind studies.
376
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,600
How could there be?
377
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,100
Who would be the control group?
378
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,100
As you can see,
detoxing can get pretty ugly.
379
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,000
Let's give them some privacy.
380
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,300
Do you want to come over
and have coffee?
381
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,600
Ah, sounds good.
382
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,900
I have a video of me singing last night.
383
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,100
Do you want to see it?
384
00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,700
Gee, why wouldn't I?
385
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
This is even better than you
coming to the showcase,
386
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,600
because now I get to watch you watch me.
387
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,200
Yeeaaahh.
388
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,200
Funny how things work out.
389
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,000
...but he loved the companionship
and the wisdom
390
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,800
that his own father failed to provide.
391
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,600
Your parents made the right decision.
392
00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:15,500
I cannot work like this.
393
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,000
This is amazing.
394
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,300
Just sitting on a couch
watching TV with a woman.
395
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,800
Not being drunk or high
396
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,600
or wondering
if you're a dude down there.
397
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:41,100
Leo, you are a very sweet,
really funny guy.
398
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,700
You're going to do okay.
399
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:45,700
One day at a time, Penny.
400
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,400
One day at a time.
401
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,500
How long is he going to stay here?
402
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,500
He's a homeless drug addict Leonard.
403
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,300
Where is he going to go?
404
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:05,500
Boy, you have a lot
to learn about lying.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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