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Were number
one. Were number one.
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Were number
one. Were number one.
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Were number one.
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Were number
one. Were number one.
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Were number one.
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All right. Please, put me down.
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Am I to assume from this
little display that my team won?
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Mr. Twinkacetti,
you should've been there.
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Slugger hit four home runs
and then Jennifer walked...
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...and then Mary Ann struck out.
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Too bad, Mary Ann. And then...
- Turnip, turnip.
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If I wanna hear the play by play
I'll ask the manager, not the water boy.
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Well, he's not
just the water boy...
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...he's also the scorekeeper
and the head cheerleader.
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Who cares? Did
we beat the spread?
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We creamed the
Hoot Owls 10 to 4.
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Oh, by the way, those uniforms I
paid for to advertise the store...
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...I noticed some of you
got a little dirt on the logo.
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Do it again and
you're off the team.
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Thank you for the encouragement,
Mr. Twinkacetti. Yeah.
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Uh, before you go, I'd
just like to say a few words.
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As you know, if we can beat...
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...the Shop 'N Spend Spartans
next Saturday's game...
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...the championship is ours.
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And since I'm the manager,
the champion's trophy will be mine.
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But I will share it with each
and every one of you...
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...in spirit.
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Yeah.
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See you at practice next Friday.
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Were number one.
Were number one.
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Were number one.
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Were number one.
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Were number one...
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They look up to me.
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I'm surprised Slugger left
right after the game.
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He usually likes to get a pat on the butt
from me after he's had a great game.
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Well, I guess it can
wait till next week.
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Oh, I almost forgot. Slugger's going
to the Grand Canyon with his family.
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Oh.
- He... Yeah.
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He won't be at the game next Saturday.
- Mm-hm.
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Why didn't he tell me?
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Well, maybe he was afraid
that you would do this to him.
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And he's got chest hair.
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Come to think
of it, so do I.
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One game from the
championship, and it's over.
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The Spartans are gonna bury us.
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Goodbye, trophy.
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Without Slugger, we stink.
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Cousin, Slugger
is just one person.
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And you always said everybody
on the team is equal.
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Well, equal in
the sense that, uh...
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That I, uh, lied.
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Well, then, you just have
to find another good player.
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Where? Players like Slugger
don't grow on trees.
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Maybe you find
him right here.
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Oh, sure. What, is he gonna walk through
the door any minute now? Let's take a look.
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Oops. No players today. Oh.
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I gotta change.
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Oh, if Mr. Baseball comes
through the door, let me know.
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Okay.
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Hello, chief.
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My name is Balki, but my
friends call me Mr. Baseball.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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So you don't think he'll be out of prison
in time to play the game on Saturday?
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Yeah, well, okay, uh, thank you.
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Cousin, I got you something
for your nervous stomach.
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Oh, thanks.
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So have you had any luck
replacing Slugger?
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No.
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I'm a loser.
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I've always been a loser.
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If there was a contest
for losers, I'd be a winner.
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Cousin?
- Mm.
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I'll play.
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Play what?
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Baseball. You
need a player. I play.
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Oh. Thank you, Balki.
I appreciate the offer...
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...but there's no way
you could replace Slugger.
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Why no?
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Well, for one thing,
you've never played before.
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We need somebody
who can help us win.
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But, cousin, at the beginning
of the season you said...
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...that we're just playing for fun
and it don't matter if we win or lose.
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I did?
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Oh, yeah. Well, that was before
I thought we had a chance.
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Now we're one game away
from my trophy.
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Is getting a trophy so important?
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It's more important than life.
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Didn't I ever tell you
about my brother Billy?
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The one who locked you
in the attic for three days?
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No, that was my brother Danny.
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Billy. The one that hold you down
and cut off all your hair.
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No, that was my sister Elaine.
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No, little Larry and Billy
Appleton shared the same room.
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We had identical beds...
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...two identical desks,
two identical bookshelves.
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Only Billy's bookshelves
were filled with trophies.
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Bowling trophies, tennis
trophies, track trophies.
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Billy was a born winner.
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You know what I
had on my bookshelf?
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A wooden replica of a
wheel of cheddar cheese...
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...with a plaque that said:
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"First Place, Wisconsin
State Fair Cheese Throw."
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Wow.
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I bet Billy was
pretty jealous.
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It was Billy's trophy.
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He didn't want it
on his side of the room.
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Just once I'd like
to have my own trophy.
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And I want to help you win it.
- Oh.
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Please, please.
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Cousin, I know I can toss
the old horse hide around the horn.
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If you'll just
tell me what a horn is.
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All right, look,
I tell you what.
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You can practice with the team tomorrow
and then we'll see if there's a place for you.
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I want practice now.
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You can't practice now,
it's too late to go to the park.
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I want practice.
- You can't practice in the house.
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I want to play baseball.
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You're not gonna
let this go, are you?
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No, I'm not.
- Oh.
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All right. We'll practice now.
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Oh, boy!
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I'm ready.
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Not really.
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You're not going to destroy the living room,
so you'll use these socks for a ball.
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Now, what position would
you sort of like to try to play?
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Uh...
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I want to play...
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...pitcher, because he's the one
that gets to talk to the manager the most...
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...and that's you.
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All right, all right.
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Here, you take
this, go over there.
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Move the chair
out of the way.
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I'll move the TV
so we don't break anything.
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All right. Now...
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...just try to
get it past me.
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Don't throw it hard,
or you're gonna break something.
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Just nice and easy.
A real fluid motion.
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Don't try to throw a curve or a slider.
You just wanna put it right over the middle.
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All right? Just toss it in.
Just up and over.
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Wanna toss it up
and over the plate.
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Okay? Just up and over.
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What are you waiting for?
- For you to stop talking.
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Okay, I've stopped. Play ball.
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Don't be ridiculous...
- Will you just throw the ball!
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Strike one.
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Did I do good
at practice today?
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I can safely say that I have never seen
baseball played the way you played it today.
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And I'll do just as good
against the Spartans.
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That's just what I'm afraid of.
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You know what I liked?
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Sliding?
- I liked sliding.
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You slid head
first into every base.
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When you should've
been playing right field.
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It was fun.
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Fun does not win trophies.
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And you never even took
batting practice.
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So, what position do I play?
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Well...
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...Balki...
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...we have to
talk about that.
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You remember I told you
baseball is a very complicated game?
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Well, I don't think that you...
- It's also very wonderful.
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Well, yes, I guess it is.
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I don't think
that you should be...
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You know, when we
were at home on Mypos...
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...we used to hear about
the great American game of baseball.
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And... And tomorrow...
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...I, Balki Bartokomous...
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...a lowly sheepherder...
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...will be the first
Mypiot in history...
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...to put on a baseball uniform
and play the greatest game ever invented.
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So, what did you
want to tell me?
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Balki, I really don't
think that... That...
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That, uh, you
should be up late tonight.
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Why don't you
hit the showers...
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...and get a good night's sleep
because tomorrow is a big, big day.
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Big day. I'm going to write home.
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When they hear about this on Mypos,
they'll throw me a parade.
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Of course, I won't be there...
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...but they'll
send me the drawings.
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Hello? Oh, hello, Mr. Twinkacetti.
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No, I haven't found a replacement
for Slugger yet, but...
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You have?
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Duke Lyle?
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Well, how did you get someone
as good as Duke to...?
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You're gonna pay him $50, hmm?
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I'm gonna pay him $50.
189
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No, no, I think
he's worth every penny.
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Yeah, all right.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Duke Lyle.
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Tomorrow, I get my trophy.
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In your face,
Billy Appleton.
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To dream the
impossible dream
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To fight the unbeatable foe
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Okay, all right. On the field.
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Let's practice.
Warm up. Let's go.
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Appleton, this is Duke Lyle.
The man who's gonna win this one for me.
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Duke, this is the manager.
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Don't feel compelled
to pay any attention to him.
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It's a pleasure. You can't imagine what
it means to me to have you with us.
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Who cares? Where's my 50 bucks?
203
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:13,001
I love this guy.
204
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:18,983
Yeah, you might wanna go out
and shag a few. Uh...
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If you're in the mood.
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Yeah, sure.
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Hope he's worth 50 bucks.
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Balki, where have you been?
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Getting this.
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Pretty sharp, huh?
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Now I look like a real
American baseball player.
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It cost a lot of digdas,
but it's worth it.
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Oh, I wish you
hadn't done that.
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The game is about to start.
Everybody, over here.
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All right, now...
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...I don't have to tell you
how much this game means.
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But I will anyway.
218
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It means a lot.
219
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Now get out there and win it.
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If not for yourselves...
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...then for me.
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Now go! Get out there!
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Balki, back here.
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Uh, you won't be
starting the game.
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I won't?
- No.
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Why no?
- Well, uh...
227
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...baseball is a game of
strategy as well as skill.
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And I've given it a lot of thought,
and I've come to the conclusi�n...
229
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...that you're just too important to the team
to be wasted playing the whole game.
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Do you mean, I'm like a secret weapon?
- Right.
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Right. Yes. Right. Exactly.
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You are my secret weapon.
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And when the time is right,
I'll unload my secret weapon...
234
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...and they won't
know what hit them.
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Cousin, you are a genius.
- Hmm.
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When will be the right time
for you to unload me?
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Uh, mm... Uh, hmm...
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I'll let you know.
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All right. I'll be waiting.
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Play ball!
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Strike two.
242
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Okay. All right, all right,
don't try to kill the ball.
243
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:50,525
There's only one out.
Scheinwald is on first.
244
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All you wanna do is move him
into scoring position.
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00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:56,237
That's all you have...
Strike three! You're out!
246
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,807
Why is she looking at me?
247
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:03,745
Cousin, I couldn't help noticing
that it's the bottom of the ninth.
248
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,079
When are you going to unload
your secret weapon?
249
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,750
Darn, I don't believe it.
- It's all right, it's all right.
250
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,016
No, it isn't.
I broke a nail.
251
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:18,456
We still have a chance. Duke is up.
- Time out, please.
252
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,621
You don't call time
out. I call time out.
253
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,359
Time!
Time is out.
254
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,766
What is it?
255
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,763
You're not going to
put me up, are you?
256
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,004
Balki, we are
down to our last out.
257
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,479
But you promised.
- I know I promised.
258
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,376
But I wrote home.
259
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:40,712
Oh, shoot.
260
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:43,081
Balki, look...
261
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:46,554
...if we don't score now
we lose the championship.
262
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,956
You understand that, don't you?
- Yes, I understand.
263
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,120
You do?
- Yes.
264
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:56,233
I understand that a trophy
is more important than friend.
265
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:00,805
Ooh. Ooh. Oohh...
266
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,134
Now, that is unfair.
267
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:07,005
That is really unfair.
I am not a selfish person.
268
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,737
I'm not doing this for me.
269
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,314
I'm doing this for...
270
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,111
I'm doing this for me.
271
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:18,086
Hey, hey. What's going on here?
Why isn't Duke at bat?
272
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,519
Balki wanted to play.
273
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,817
If you let the turnip play,
we lose the championship...
274
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,623
...and I got a lot of money
riding on this game.
275
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:28,295
You shouldn't have bet
on the game to begin with.
276
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:31,061
If we lose the game,
we lose the championship.
277
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,534
Which means you
lose the trophy.
278
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,172
You'll be a loser all your life.
279
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:39,339
Appleton, send in a batter
or you'll forfeit the game.
280
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,742
Appleton?
281
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,145
Cousin?
282
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:50,913
Balki...
283
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,988
...you're up.
284
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,696
I'll take that.
285
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:05,495
Loser. Loser. Loser.
286
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:11,202
All right, Balki,
you have got to get on base.
287
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,606
Here, stand here. Feet wide apart.
288
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,077
Elbow in, chin down.
Keep your eye on the ball.
289
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,011
Use the big end of the bat.
290
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:22,586
Gosh, it's almost like cheating.
291
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,486
One of you two
has got to leave.
292
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,819
Guess that would be me.
293
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,794
Balki, you can do it, just relax,
just try to meet the ball.
294
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,572
Strike one!
295
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,565
I wasn't ready.
- Well, get ready.
296
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,006
Strike two.
- What are you doing? What are you doing?
297
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,480
I didn't like that one.
298
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,619
Well, you only get three.
299
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:57,983
Three? Oh, right, it's four balls.
300
00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:00,283
I get that mixed up.
301
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,393
Three strikes
and you're out.
302
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:07,191
So should I hit this one?
- Yes! Dear God, yes!
303
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,214
Whoa!
304
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:33,756
Will you look at that?
305
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,020
I hit it. I hit it.
306
00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:39,857
Run! Run!
307
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,432
No, the other way!
The other way down here!
308
00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:43,898
Take a left, take a left.
309
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:47,732
Yes, go! All the
way! All the way!
310
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,306
Come on, Balki! That's it.
311
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:54,206
Why is he sliding into every base?
- Because he likes to.
312
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,677
You got a problem with that?
313
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,105
Look at this.
314
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:29,577
It's a cheap piece of plastic
on an imitation wood base.
315
00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,910
It's beautiful.
316
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:37,445
But I almost let it
ruin our friendship.
317
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:39,718
I'm sorry, Balki.
318
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:42,290
You don't have to apologize.
319
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:46,864
You realize that a trophy is
not as important as our friendship.
320
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:51,869
I did the right thing, didn't I?
- You bet you did.
321
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,733
You know, the
best part is...
322
00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:57,932
...I did the right thing
and we won anyway.
323
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:11,414
Boy, you hit that ball a mile.
324
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:13,820
Oh, well, I knew
I could hit a ball.
325
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:16,085
At home I was
always very good at:
326
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:27,765
What is?
327
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,345
Very good.
328
00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:39,305
It means, "The game where
you hit rocks with a stick."
329
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:40,909
How do you play?
330
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:45,455
You hit rocks
with a stick.
331
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,464
I always felt there was
something missing from the game.
332
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,129
"West Side League Champions."
333
00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:03,900
Thanks for helping
me win this, buddy.
334
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:08,012
And thank you for helping me win this.
- Mm?
335
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,041
Most Valuable Player.
336
00:24:14,091 --> 00:24:18,641
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