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Previously on Nurse Jackie...
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Dr. Roman, you might wanna
throw a little stitch in there.
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Just looking out for your breasts.
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Blouse!
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Dr. Roman has had every
bump in the road moved over
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- because she is...
- Hot.
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Expecting it.
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Next time she's not
cutting it, say something.
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- Who wants morphine?
- Yep, yep, thanks.
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This is a lawsuit waiting to bite my butt.
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You're not even an employee.
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Which is why I have no choice
but... to hire you back.
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Who's that?
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New Trauma guy. Some big shot Army doc.
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I'm thinking it's time that I moved out
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and got my own place.
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- Where are you going?
- I want to be with my baby all the time.
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- When are you leaving?
- Today's my last day.
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Really?
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The day before my birthday...
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- See you on the outside.
- Charlie, this is Jackie, listen,
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I am calling you; and
you have to call me back?
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Charlie?
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Look, I know...
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this isn't part of our deal,
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but is there any way I can get
the girls for my birthday tomorrow?
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I'll think about it.
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Hey Jackie, it's Kevin.
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I know it's your birthday tomorrow,
but I'm gonna keep the girls.
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(theme music playing)
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(man vocalizing)
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Come on. We've managed to mediate
every other issue in your divorce.
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Can't we find a compromise
on this last one?
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I need primary custody. Period.
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- Oh, nice.
- Can you meet in the middle, Jackie?
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What about shared custody?
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I'll do that. Shared custody
is fair. Fair is all I want.
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Here's what I want. I wanna go
back in a fucking time machine
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before you were a drug addict and ruined
our marriage and fucked up our kids.
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- That's what I want.
- Can we keep this on the issue, please?
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Okay. Here's my issue.
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Her work hours are nuts,
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shared custody when her
schedule is all over the place
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is crazy for me, and unfair to the girls.
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It's funny. You had no problem with my
hours when they were paying for your bar.
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Enough. Someone needs to give here.
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Kevin, Jackie has met you halfway.
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If she can make her hours more predictable,
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would you agree to share custody?
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Yeah. Okay. I'll agree to it.
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But...
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if she can't fix her hours, I get primary.
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Stop. Nobody say another word.
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You have 24 hours to work this
out or I toss it to the judge.
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So, maybe you'll also change
your mind about tonight?
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Let me have the girls for my birthday?
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Sorry. It sets a precedent.
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A precedent? Jesus...
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What if I promised to
have no more birthdays?
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I kinda like that idea.
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Yeah. Good luck with that.
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Hey. Been a while. Good to see you back.
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Yeah, I missed the coffee.
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(Both laugh)
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It's been a rough 24 hours.
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My best friend is leaving the country,
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my ex is trying to get custody of my kids,
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you know, it's just a lot.
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Mm.
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Anyway, it's good to see you.
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- I'm gonna... I'm gonna sit down.
- Yeah.
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Hey, you might wanna get your hand up.
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Woman: If you can't see your higher power,
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how do you know it's out there?
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Today, I prayed for a parking spot
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and then when I got
here, boom, parking spot.
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That's how I know my
higher power is out there.
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It's gonna give you hope.
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Okay. We got time for one more share.
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Anybody?
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(Groaning)
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Okay, sweetie.
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We're gonna make this all better, okay?
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- Aren't we, Doctor?
- Can you tell me where it hurts?
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Did you check his ears?
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- Not yet.
- Okay. Just gonna take a little look in your ear.
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Just a little light. Look, see?
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- (Mimics lightsaber)
- Easy, easy, easy.
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- (Mimics Darth Vader) I am your doctor.
- Dr. Cooper.
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- Here we go.
- Let me take a quick peek.
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Oh, lookie there.
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- S-P-I-D-E-R.
- (Groaning continues)
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- It's gonna be okay.
- He's nine. He can S-P-E-L-L.
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I see it.
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And... gone.
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You're actually scaring it away, Doctor.
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Uh, my patient, Doctor.
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Maybe Dr. Prentiss has another way.
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(Boy whimpering)
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You're doing great, Jake. How
many beers you got on the wall?
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I'm down to 43.
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Come on, spidey. Where are you?
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See, when bugs get lost,
they always come to the light.
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Kinda like people.
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Did you learn that serving in Iraq?
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No, serving in Rikers...
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for dealing.
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All right. Here we go.
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A curious creature.
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A spider emerges to investigate.
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Is it friend or is it foe?
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Ah, got him.
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Ooh. I'm gonna go with foe.
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(Phone ringing)
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Good morning and may I wish you a very...
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- Stop.
-... Happy workday.
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Hey, what's that?
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Looks like our master schedule.
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An apt phrase I heard
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might help you with your struggles.
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"You're only as sick as your secrets."
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Here's a secret. You wanna
help me with my struggles?
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Back off.
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Hannah, what's up?
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You missed the smell so
much you had to come back?
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No, it's pretty much the people.
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- Hi, I'm Dr. Roman.
- This is Hannah Cowen. A return customer.
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It's my lower back. It really aches.
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Can you roll over for me?
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(Groans)
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Well, there's no swelling,
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but it is possible
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to get day-after back pain.
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You like, what, Vicodin? Percocet?
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Hey, it really does hurt.
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Jackie, get some film.
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I'll write up a prescription.
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Not to worry, honey. I'll take care of you.
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Nothing.
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Unless you see anything.
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Maybe there's something else going on.
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Gee, you think?
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- She's surfing meds.
- You don't know that.
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Hey, I go clubbing.
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I can so spot an addict when I see one.
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What?
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God, you're so weird.
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Yes, I'd like to order
some lab work for a patient.
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I'm Dr. Roman.
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Dr. Carrie Roman.
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When the back X-ray came up clean,
I ran urine and a blood culture.
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Her white count is through the roof.
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You're a nurse, how did you order these?
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Isn't this Dr. Roman's patient?
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Uh, this is my patient. She trusts me.
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She's a little tachy at 110.
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BP's low. 100 over 65.
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I should go to the hospital.
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You're in the hospital,
sweetie. This is Jackie.
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- Is this rash new?
- Uh, yeah.
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All right. Get her admitted to the ICU.
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Zoey.
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Um, if they were from me, they'd be pink.
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You threw away a card from your dad?
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I wish my dad would send me flowers,
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but he's in prison.
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Enough about my dad. Tell me about yours.
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You have a dad?
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She worked here 10 years before
she even knew she had a husband.
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Okay. From this point on,
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could you all assume that I
have all the normal components
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of a family and they're all fucked up?
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You can't. It's a gift.
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It's a gift I don't want.
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Today is a gift when you're sober.
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That's why we call it the present.
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Gloria on P.A.: All available personnel
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please assemble in the old hallway.
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People, people.
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A patient who came here
to get better got sicker.
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All Saints is responsible
for this patient's sepsis.
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Our 10th case in the last year.
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It should be zero.
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Hand hygiene is the biggest culprit.
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You wash your hands, but not enough.
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So I'm looking for a
volunteer who will be my...
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hand hygiene monitor. Zoey.
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Honored. So honored
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to take on this sacred
mission to save lives.
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Yes.
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Over in Landstuhl, we cultured wounds
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to ID patients at risk for sepsis.
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I mean, maybe we can start that here.
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Why ask me? You're the new Chief of the ER.
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- I am?
- Oh. Oops.
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People, our new Chief of the ER,
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Dr. Ike Prentiss.
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(Applause)
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Back to work now.
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What the fuck was that?
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First, O'Hara gets the chief job over me...
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she goes and then Akalitus gives it
to some guy who started yesterday?
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I mean, what is it about me?
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Really?
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You know what? Screw it. I'm quitting.
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Why, so you can go someplace else
and have the same thing happen?
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You want respect? Man the fuck up.
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- Cut the goofy shit.
- What goofy shit?
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Two words: air pistols.
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- (Knocks on door)
- Come in.
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- How's your sepsis patient?
- (Groans)
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Poor thing. Lucky she has you.
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Keep me posted.
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Is there something else?
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Uh, yeah. I said I needed to talk to you.
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You did?
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Oh, right. The schedule.
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Well, it's not gonna work.
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Jackie, your schedule's fine
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except that it tumbles into
10 other people's schedules.
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I do this for you, I have
to do it for everybody.
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Gloria, you understand this
is my one shot at custody.
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You just have to sign
it. Nobody has to know.
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I'm sorry. I can't.
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Congrats on the new promotion.
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And I heard how you got the
bug out of that kid's ear.
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I think I'm gonna learn a lot from you.
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Yeah, you know, I think you will.
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Like not dismissing a sepsis
patient's complaints as drug trolling.
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And to aid in your learning,
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I have a job for you.
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We have a patient in three who is suffering
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from impacted bowels.
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Disimpact them.
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It's good to be chief.
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She can go all hoochie, but
the big man is saving it.
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Just saying.
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I gave those flowers away, Thor.
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- Bring them back.
- Oh, darn. He's allergic.
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Probably too tacky, but you can enjoy them.
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Congratulations. Our
one millionth dog bite.
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- (Toilet flushes)
- Zoey: Freeze!
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Wash 'em, cowboy.
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I want my mom.
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I already called her. She
booked the next flight out.
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There's something you need to know, Hannah.
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This is my house,
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and in my house, the odds
are in your favor. You got it?
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- You paged?
- I have to talk to you.
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- It's Prentiss.
- What about him?
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Bad enough he took your job
away. Now he's on my ass.
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He's giving me extra work.
I was being so nice to him,
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and then he was like,
"Go give an enema to Mr...
255
00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:56,544
Worthington.
256
00:14:56,579 --> 00:15:00,215
I'm sorry. I just... can you...
257
00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,854
I can give him the enema for you.
258
00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,957
For real?
259
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,059
You're so awesome.
260
00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:18,600
- On your side, sir.
- On your side. Ah.
261
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:21,069
I feel like I'm gonna learn a lot from you.
262
00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:25,307
(Water squirting)
263
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,476
What are you doing Saturday?
264
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,244
- Free all day.
- You are?
265
00:15:29,278 --> 00:15:31,113
- Yup.
- That's... that's great.
266
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,348
- Can you cover my shift?
- (Phone vibrating)
267
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:36,518
- Sure.
- Oh, my God.
268
00:15:36,553 --> 00:15:39,888
I would so totally hug you if
your hand wasn't in his ass.
269
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:43,526
Hello?
270
00:15:45,296 --> 00:15:47,397
Here it comes.
271
00:15:50,301 --> 00:15:52,602
People, I have an announcement to make.
272
00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:56,073
The new Chief of ER will be
273
00:15:56,107 --> 00:15:58,608
Dr. Ike Prentiss.
274
00:15:58,643 --> 00:16:00,711
That is all.
275
00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:11,254
Gloria, here it is.
276
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,291
What's this?
277
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,493
These are my new hours we just worked out.
278
00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,728
You told me to bring it to
you so you could sign it.
279
00:16:22,165 --> 00:16:24,266
You don't remember?
280
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,905
(Cell phone ringing)
281
00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:32,140
- Hey, what's up?
- Jackie: Breaking news.
282
00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:35,843
My hours are now
officially custody friendly.
283
00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:38,913
Akalitus signed off on a new schedule.
284
00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:44,385
- Kevin?
- Yeah, I'm here.
285
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,354
My lawyer decided to petition the court
286
00:16:46,388 --> 00:16:47,956
for psychological tests on the kids.
287
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:51,393
We're going for primary custody.
288
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,695
You... your lawyer?
289
00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:56,731
- We're mediating.
- It's called a forensic evaluation and...
290
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,000
What the hell, Kevin? We made a deal.
291
00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,935
I fixed my hours like you asked me to.
292
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,637
Now you're gonna fucking
change the rules on me?
293
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,606
You're talking to me about following rules?
294
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,009
Seriously?
295
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,645
I never thought I'd ever
find any part of this funny.
296
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,557
(Sighs)
297
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,527
(door opens)
298
00:17:29,566 --> 00:17:32,768
Don't take this the wrong
way, but you look like shit.
299
00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:38,741
Kevin wants psych tests for the girls.
300
00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,343
That sucks.
301
00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:41,978
And you know what?
302
00:17:42,012 --> 00:17:45,682
I think Kevin is engaging
in anger behavior towards you
303
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,985
for changing the relationship
dynamic when you got sober.
304
00:17:49,019 --> 00:17:51,654
No, I think he's pretty
much just being an asshole.
305
00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:54,791
Why do you sound like a self-help book?
306
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,594
I've been going to Al-Anon meetings.
307
00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:02,132
I am learning so much about you.
308
00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,570
Now I'm going to detach with love.
309
00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,759
- (Glass shatters)
- Oh, damn it.
310
00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:33,230
Gloria on P.A.: Dr. Roman,
please answer your page to ICU.
311
00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:36,500
(machine beeping)
312
00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:40,570
Her sepsis is causing renal failure.
313
00:18:40,605 --> 00:18:43,140
(Air hissing)
314
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,854
Thanks for coming, Doctor, after
I've already stabilized your patient.
315
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:01,691
- (Cell phone vibrating)
- Put the phone down, Dr. Roman.
316
00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,241
Anyone seen my phone?
317
00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:21,877
Jackie, did you...
318
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:30,253
Jackie: Yup, it's a
bitch without the pills.
319
00:19:30,287 --> 00:19:32,254
Especially with Kevin
320
00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:34,724
kicking my ass over the girls.
321
00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,526
Some birthday.
322
00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:39,595
Yeah, I just keep wondering when it is
323
00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:41,296
I'm supposed to get to
the happy part, right?
324
00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:43,832
- (Door opens)
- Whoa, Jesus Christ.
325
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:46,701
I just need to get something.
326
00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,799
- Hey.
- Hey.
327
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,302
I thought for your birthday,
I'd give you a ride home.
328
00:20:18,336 --> 00:20:21,639
Oh, Eddie. Thanks, that's
sweet. Can I take a rain check?
329
00:20:21,673 --> 00:20:24,009
I've just had one of those days.
330
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:26,945
Sure.
331
00:20:26,979 --> 00:20:28,847
You wanna talk about it?
332
00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:31,984
No, it's Kevin. It's custody stuff.
333
00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:34,887
Except now he wants the
girls to have psych testing.
334
00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,856
That's hardball.
335
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:39,058
What the hell am I supposed to do?
336
00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:41,193
What can you do?
337
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,698
Maybe I can catch somebody in Psych.
338
00:20:45,732 --> 00:20:47,666
Find out what this test is all about.
339
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,668
Try Dr. Saltzman.
340
00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:53,039
She's the best. Tell her I sent you.
341
00:20:53,073 --> 00:20:54,440
And, uh,
342
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,210
I'm around if you need anything.
343
00:20:58,645 --> 00:21:00,846
Now this is a nice birthday present.
344
00:21:02,015 --> 00:21:04,383
Just this. You and me like this.
345
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:08,053
It's just... I don't
even know what I'm saying.
346
00:21:08,088 --> 00:21:11,858
- Thank you.
- It's what I'm here for.
347
00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:32,678
Where's the lady?
348
00:21:34,514 --> 00:21:36,648
- Change of plans.
- Oh.
349
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,755
- Thanks anyway, Chief.
- All right.
350
00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:45,825
(Door closes)
351
00:21:58,306 --> 00:22:00,174
I thought you were working late.
352
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,775
Both: Surprise!
353
00:22:01,809 --> 00:22:04,745
- Both: Happy birthday, Mom!
- Oh, my gosh, you guys!
354
00:22:04,779 --> 00:22:07,914
Oh, my... I thought you were at Dad's!
355
00:22:07,949 --> 00:22:10,417
- We were till Zoey came over.
- She and Dad went for a walk
356
00:22:10,451 --> 00:22:12,585
and he said we could come see you.
357
00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:14,620
- We brought a pi�ata and cake.
- Yeah.
358
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:16,322
Mmm!
359
00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:19,926
Live from London.
360
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,195
- Surprise!
- (Gasps) Now way!
361
00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:26,833
- No.
- I missed you so much!
362
00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:30,570
- Cheers, birthday girl!
- (Beeps)
363
00:22:30,604 --> 00:22:32,872
What happened?
364
00:22:38,345 --> 00:22:41,714
- Yay! Got her back!
- Hey.
365
00:22:41,748 --> 00:22:44,783
- Oh!
- Are you kidding?
366
00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,552
- Next batter. Fi, you're up.
- Strike.
367
00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:48,588
- Boo!
- Give it all you got.
368
00:22:48,622 --> 00:22:50,923
- One... two...
- Two...
369
00:22:50,957 --> 00:22:52,425
All: Three.
370
00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:55,095
- Oh!
- Honey, nice try.
371
00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:57,530
- Yeah!
- Show 'em how it's done.
372
00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:59,799
- Come on, Grace. Whoo-hoo!
- It's against the ropes.
373
00:23:01,269 --> 00:23:03,570
- Yeah, come on!
- Very nice.
374
00:23:03,604 --> 00:23:06,239
- Nice, nice.
- Very good.
375
00:23:06,274 --> 00:23:08,975
One shot, sweetie. You only get one...
376
00:23:26,526 --> 00:23:29,227
(panting)
377
00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:33,732
(crying)
378
00:23:45,311 --> 00:23:47,479
You know what I'd really
like for my birthday?
379
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:50,148
- Hmm?
- How about you draw me a picture?
380
00:23:50,182 --> 00:23:52,516
Of what?
381
00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:55,252
I would love a picture of our family.
382
00:23:55,286 --> 00:23:57,354
Okay.
383
00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:01,224
Is that me or Grace?
384
00:24:01,259 --> 00:24:03,727
You. See the smile?
385
00:24:03,761 --> 00:24:07,064
Oh, yes. It's my birthday smile.
386
00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:11,501
- Now Daddy.
- Yes, we can't forget Daddy.
387
00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,204
But where do you think Daddy
is? Is he at work maybe?
388
00:24:14,238 --> 00:24:16,706
Or, uh, maybe he's at his apartment?
389
00:24:30,856 --> 00:24:32,923
Hey.
390
00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:38,562
I'm... I just wanted to say
thank you for the surprise.
391
00:24:38,596 --> 00:24:40,564
The nice surprise. The girls.
392
00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:42,499
Thank you.
393
00:24:42,534 --> 00:24:45,369
Enjoy 'em while you can.
394
00:24:48,273 --> 00:24:51,275
I got another surprise
today. You ready for this?
395
00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:53,344
Flowers from my father.
396
00:24:53,379 --> 00:24:55,013
No, shit.
397
00:24:55,047 --> 00:24:56,848
From Hank, huh?
398
00:24:56,883 --> 00:25:00,285
- Jesus.
- It's hard growing up with just one parent.
399
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,089
- You made your bed.
- Can you give me a break, Kevin, please?
400
00:25:04,124 --> 00:25:06,624
I know you're angry at
me. I'm angry at you.
401
00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:08,493
This is about the girls.
402
00:25:08,527 --> 00:25:11,329
This psych test... just
a really shitty move.
403
00:25:11,363 --> 00:25:14,065
Grace is already filled with rage.
404
00:25:14,099 --> 00:25:16,734
Fee is struggling in school.
Why do you think that is?
405
00:25:16,768 --> 00:25:19,170
Who's sweating the test? Them or you?
406
00:25:19,204 --> 00:25:22,606
Look, so I talked to a child psychologist
407
00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:24,241
at work to find out about this test.
408
00:25:24,276 --> 00:25:26,477
Do you know what she told me?
409
00:25:26,511 --> 00:25:29,681
They ask the kids to draw
a picture of their family
410
00:25:29,715 --> 00:25:32,183
and then they tell them to start erasing.
411
00:25:33,953 --> 00:25:38,022
So guess what Fi drew
for me for my birthday.
412
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,560
Take a look at this. First of all,
413
00:25:42,595 --> 00:25:45,496
look how little she made herself.
414
00:25:47,432 --> 00:25:49,166
You're only making my case.
415
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,036
Second of all, look at you, Kev.
416
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:54,938
Way over here off to the side.
417
00:25:56,274 --> 00:25:58,875
So I'm just saying,
418
00:25:58,909 --> 00:26:02,579
once these girls start erasing...
419
00:26:02,613 --> 00:26:05,048
who do you think is gonna go first?
420
00:26:06,584 --> 00:26:09,920
* There's always some shadows *
421
00:26:09,955 --> 00:26:14,225
* Within the prettiest of scenes *
422
00:26:17,929 --> 00:26:21,632
* I'll cast one on you *
423
00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:25,870
* And you'll cast one on me. *
424
00:26:26,713 --> 00:26:36,871
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