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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,070 --> 00:00:01,963 Previously on Nurse Jackie... 2 00:00:01,986 --> 00:00:04,184 Dr. Roman, you might wanna throw a little stitch in there. 3 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,216 Just looking out for your breasts. 4 00:00:05,232 --> 00:00:06,585 Blouse! 5 00:00:08,079 --> 00:00:11,176 Dr. Roman has had every bump in the road moved over 6 00:00:11,206 --> 00:00:12,285 - because she is... - Hot. 7 00:00:12,285 --> 00:00:13,365 Expecting it. 8 00:00:13,404 --> 00:00:15,891 Next time she's not cutting it, say something. 9 00:00:15,899 --> 00:00:17,267 - Who wants morphine? - Yep, yep, thanks. 10 00:00:17,259 --> 00:00:19,144 This is a lawsuit waiting to bite my butt. 11 00:00:19,159 --> 00:00:20,426 You're not even an employee. 12 00:00:20,458 --> 00:00:23,429 Which is why I have no choice but... to hire you back. 13 00:00:23,461 --> 00:00:24,587 Who's that? 14 00:00:24,962 --> 00:00:27,832 New Trauma guy. Some big shot Army doc. 15 00:00:27,952 --> 00:00:30,405 I'm thinking it's time that I moved out 16 00:00:30,444 --> 00:00:32,102 and got my own place. 17 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:35,206 - Where are you going? - I want to be with my baby all the time. 18 00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:37,888 - When are you leaving? - Today's my last day. 19 00:00:37,943 --> 00:00:39,179 Really? 20 00:00:39,523 --> 00:00:42,025 The day before my birthday... 21 00:00:42,839 --> 00:00:45,905 - See you on the outside. - Charlie, this is Jackie, listen, 22 00:00:45,944 --> 00:00:48,830 I am calling you; and you have to call me back? 23 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:50,441 Charlie? 24 00:00:51,895 --> 00:00:53,381 Look, I know... 25 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:54,789 this isn't part of our deal, 26 00:00:54,843 --> 00:00:57,651 but is there any way I can get the girls for my birthday tomorrow? 27 00:00:57,643 --> 00:00:59,106 I'll think about it. 28 00:00:59,113 --> 00:01:01,647 Hey Jackie, it's Kevin. 29 00:01:01,631 --> 00:01:04,407 I know it's your birthday tomorrow, but I'm gonna keep the girls. 30 00:01:04,853 --> 00:01:10,476 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 31 00:01:10,928 --> 00:01:12,962 (theme music playing) 32 00:01:34,054 --> 00:01:36,155 (man vocalizing) 33 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:07,289 Come on. We've managed to mediate every other issue in your divorce. 34 00:02:07,324 --> 00:02:09,824 Can't we find a compromise on this last one? 35 00:02:11,693 --> 00:02:14,728 I need primary custody. Period. 36 00:02:14,763 --> 00:02:18,031 - Oh, nice. - Can you meet in the middle, Jackie? 37 00:02:18,065 --> 00:02:20,266 What about shared custody? 38 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:23,100 I'll do that. Shared custody is fair. Fair is all I want. 39 00:02:23,134 --> 00:02:26,002 Here's what I want. I wanna go back in a fucking time machine 40 00:02:26,036 --> 00:02:29,538 before you were a drug addict and ruined our marriage and fucked up our kids. 41 00:02:29,572 --> 00:02:31,806 - That's what I want. - Can we keep this on the issue, please? 42 00:02:31,841 --> 00:02:34,208 Okay. Here's my issue. 43 00:02:34,242 --> 00:02:36,276 Her work hours are nuts, 44 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:39,377 shared custody when her schedule is all over the place 45 00:02:39,412 --> 00:02:42,412 is crazy for me, and unfair to the girls. 46 00:02:42,446 --> 00:02:45,315 It's funny. You had no problem with my hours when they were paying for your bar. 47 00:02:45,349 --> 00:02:46,850 Enough. Someone needs to give here. 48 00:02:46,884 --> 00:02:48,685 Kevin, Jackie has met you halfway. 49 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:51,187 If she can make her hours more predictable, 50 00:02:51,221 --> 00:02:53,188 would you agree to share custody? 51 00:02:54,223 --> 00:02:56,792 Yeah. Okay. I'll agree to it. 52 00:02:56,826 --> 00:02:58,627 But... 53 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:01,163 if she can't fix her hours, I get primary. 54 00:03:01,197 --> 00:03:03,332 Stop. Nobody say another word. 55 00:03:03,366 --> 00:03:06,535 You have 24 hours to work this out or I toss it to the judge. 56 00:03:11,607 --> 00:03:15,076 So, maybe you'll also change your mind about tonight? 57 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:16,711 Let me have the girls for my birthday? 58 00:03:16,746 --> 00:03:18,747 Sorry. It sets a precedent. 59 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,216 A precedent? Jesus... 60 00:03:21,250 --> 00:03:24,186 What if I promised to have no more birthdays? 61 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:25,654 I kinda like that idea. 62 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:28,657 Yeah. Good luck with that. 63 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,678 Hey. Been a while. Good to see you back. 64 00:03:49,914 --> 00:03:51,315 Yeah, I missed the coffee. 65 00:03:51,349 --> 00:03:53,417 (Both laugh) 66 00:03:56,087 --> 00:03:59,053 It's been a rough 24 hours. 67 00:03:59,087 --> 00:04:01,421 My best friend is leaving the country, 68 00:04:01,456 --> 00:04:03,690 my ex is trying to get custody of my kids, 69 00:04:03,725 --> 00:04:05,225 you know, it's just a lot. 70 00:04:05,259 --> 00:04:07,260 Mm. 71 00:04:07,294 --> 00:04:09,862 Anyway, it's good to see you. 72 00:04:09,897 --> 00:04:12,497 - I'm gonna... I'm gonna sit down. - Yeah. 73 00:04:12,532 --> 00:04:15,967 Hey, you might wanna get your hand up. 74 00:04:18,237 --> 00:04:20,705 Woman: If you can't see your higher power, 75 00:04:20,739 --> 00:04:24,041 how do you know it's out there? 76 00:04:24,075 --> 00:04:27,244 Today, I prayed for a parking spot 77 00:04:27,278 --> 00:04:30,480 and then when I got here, boom, parking spot. 78 00:04:30,514 --> 00:04:33,449 That's how I know my higher power is out there. 79 00:04:33,484 --> 00:04:35,718 It's gonna give you hope. 80 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:38,254 Okay. We got time for one more share. 81 00:04:38,288 --> 00:04:41,123 Anybody? 82 00:04:42,593 --> 00:04:44,727 (Groaning) 83 00:04:44,761 --> 00:04:46,261 Okay, sweetie. 84 00:04:46,296 --> 00:04:48,930 We're gonna make this all better, okay? 85 00:04:48,965 --> 00:04:51,733 - Aren't we, Doctor? - Can you tell me where it hurts? 86 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:53,401 Did you check his ears? 87 00:04:53,435 --> 00:04:57,504 - Not yet. - Okay. Just gonna take a little look in your ear. 88 00:04:58,540 --> 00:05:01,041 Just a little light. Look, see? 89 00:05:01,076 --> 00:05:02,910 - (Mimics lightsaber) - Easy, easy, easy. 90 00:05:02,944 --> 00:05:05,212 - (Mimics Darth Vader) I am your doctor. - Dr. Cooper. 91 00:05:05,246 --> 00:05:09,249 - Here we go. - Let me take a quick peek. 92 00:05:09,283 --> 00:05:11,384 Oh, lookie there. 93 00:05:11,419 --> 00:05:14,754 - S-P-I-D-E-R. - (Groaning continues) 94 00:05:14,788 --> 00:05:18,824 - It's gonna be okay. - He's nine. He can S-P-E-L-L. 95 00:05:19,926 --> 00:05:21,793 I see it. 96 00:05:21,828 --> 00:05:24,362 And... gone. 97 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:26,398 You're actually scaring it away, Doctor. 98 00:05:26,432 --> 00:05:28,266 Uh, my patient, Doctor. 99 00:05:29,434 --> 00:05:31,367 Maybe Dr. Prentiss has another way. 100 00:05:33,837 --> 00:05:38,005 (Boy whimpering) 101 00:05:38,039 --> 00:05:40,974 You're doing great, Jake. How many beers you got on the wall? 102 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:44,010 I'm down to 43. 103 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:47,213 Come on, spidey. Where are you? 104 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,649 See, when bugs get lost, they always come to the light. 105 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,784 Kinda like people. 106 00:05:54,486 --> 00:05:56,554 Did you learn that serving in Iraq? 107 00:05:56,588 --> 00:05:58,555 No, serving in Rikers... 108 00:05:58,590 --> 00:06:01,258 for dealing. 109 00:06:01,292 --> 00:06:03,425 All right. Here we go. 110 00:06:04,961 --> 00:06:06,862 A curious creature. 111 00:06:06,897 --> 00:06:10,132 A spider emerges to investigate. 112 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:12,601 Is it friend or is it foe? 113 00:06:12,635 --> 00:06:14,803 Ah, got him. 114 00:06:14,838 --> 00:06:18,241 Ooh. I'm gonna go with foe. 115 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:21,045 (Phone ringing) 116 00:06:21,079 --> 00:06:24,348 Good morning and may I wish you a very... 117 00:06:24,383 --> 00:06:27,919 - Stop. -... Happy workday. 118 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:31,390 Hey, what's that? 119 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,292 Looks like our master schedule. 120 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,630 An apt phrase I heard 121 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,001 might help you with your struggles. 122 00:06:40,035 --> 00:06:42,670 "You're only as sick as your secrets." 123 00:06:42,704 --> 00:06:45,573 Here's a secret. You wanna help me with my struggles? 124 00:06:45,607 --> 00:06:47,675 Back off. 125 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:55,216 Hannah, what's up? 126 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,885 You missed the smell so much you had to come back? 127 00:06:57,919 --> 00:06:59,920 No, it's pretty much the people. 128 00:06:59,954 --> 00:07:03,623 - Hi, I'm Dr. Roman. - This is Hannah Cowen. A return customer. 129 00:07:03,658 --> 00:07:06,893 It's my lower back. It really aches. 130 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:09,228 Can you roll over for me? 131 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,364 (Groans) 132 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,670 Well, there's no swelling, 133 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:21,106 but it is possible 134 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,909 to get day-after back pain. 135 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,513 You like, what, Vicodin? Percocet? 136 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:29,515 Hey, it really does hurt. 137 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:31,851 Jackie, get some film. 138 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,686 I'll write up a prescription. 139 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,223 Not to worry, honey. I'll take care of you. 140 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,931 Nothing. 141 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,033 Unless you see anything. 142 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:50,902 Maybe there's something else going on. 143 00:07:50,936 --> 00:07:53,337 Gee, you think? 144 00:07:53,372 --> 00:07:55,909 - She's surfing meds. - You don't know that. 145 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,645 Hey, I go clubbing. 146 00:07:57,679 --> 00:08:00,147 I can so spot an addict when I see one. 147 00:08:03,051 --> 00:08:05,185 What? 148 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:08,155 God, you're so weird. 149 00:08:18,066 --> 00:08:21,435 Yes, I'd like to order some lab work for a patient. 150 00:08:23,138 --> 00:08:24,939 I'm Dr. Roman. 151 00:08:24,973 --> 00:08:27,074 Dr. Carrie Roman. 152 00:08:27,108 --> 00:08:30,277 When the back X-ray came up clean, I ran urine and a blood culture. 153 00:08:30,311 --> 00:08:32,179 Her white count is through the roof. 154 00:08:32,214 --> 00:08:34,014 You're a nurse, how did you order these? 155 00:08:34,048 --> 00:08:36,183 Isn't this Dr. Roman's patient? 156 00:08:36,217 --> 00:08:38,351 Uh, this is my patient. She trusts me. 157 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:51,565 She's a little tachy at 110. 158 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,868 BP's low. 100 over 65. 159 00:08:53,902 --> 00:08:55,736 I should go to the hospital. 160 00:08:55,771 --> 00:08:58,305 You're in the hospital, sweetie. This is Jackie. 161 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:00,941 - Is this rash new? - Uh, yeah. 162 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,876 All right. Get her admitted to the ICU. 163 00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:14,221 Zoey. 164 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:17,090 Um, if they were from me, they'd be pink. 165 00:09:35,079 --> 00:09:37,714 You threw away a card from your dad? 166 00:09:40,685 --> 00:09:43,554 I wish my dad would send me flowers, 167 00:09:43,588 --> 00:09:45,722 but he's in prison. 168 00:09:45,757 --> 00:09:48,025 Enough about my dad. Tell me about yours. 169 00:09:48,059 --> 00:09:49,826 You have a dad? 170 00:09:49,861 --> 00:09:52,863 She worked here 10 years before she even knew she had a husband. 171 00:09:52,897 --> 00:09:54,631 Okay. From this point on, 172 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:57,100 could you all assume that I have all the normal components 173 00:09:57,135 --> 00:09:59,836 of a family and they're all fucked up? 174 00:10:01,106 --> 00:10:03,441 You can't. It's a gift. 175 00:10:03,475 --> 00:10:05,476 It's a gift I don't want. 176 00:10:05,511 --> 00:10:07,846 Today is a gift when you're sober. 177 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,015 That's why we call it the present. 178 00:10:21,394 --> 00:10:23,562 Gloria on P.A.: All available personnel 179 00:10:23,596 --> 00:10:25,831 please assemble in the old hallway. 180 00:10:31,738 --> 00:10:33,571 People, people. 181 00:10:35,074 --> 00:10:37,942 A patient who came here to get better got sicker. 182 00:10:37,977 --> 00:10:41,146 All Saints is responsible for this patient's sepsis. 183 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,582 Our 10th case in the last year. 184 00:10:43,616 --> 00:10:45,184 It should be zero. 185 00:10:45,218 --> 00:10:47,586 Hand hygiene is the biggest culprit. 186 00:10:47,621 --> 00:10:50,156 You wash your hands, but not enough. 187 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:53,559 So I'm looking for a volunteer who will be my... 188 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,096 hand hygiene monitor. Zoey. 189 00:10:57,131 --> 00:10:59,132 Honored. So honored 190 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:01,835 to take on this sacred mission to save lives. 191 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,870 Yes. 192 00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:05,739 Over in Landstuhl, we cultured wounds 193 00:11:05,774 --> 00:11:07,241 to ID patients at risk for sepsis. 194 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,876 I mean, maybe we can start that here. 195 00:11:08,910 --> 00:11:11,312 Why ask me? You're the new Chief of the ER. 196 00:11:11,346 --> 00:11:15,282 - I am? - Oh. Oops. 197 00:11:17,853 --> 00:11:20,622 People, our new Chief of the ER, 198 00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:22,357 Dr. Ike Prentiss. 199 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:25,326 (Applause) 200 00:11:27,129 --> 00:11:28,963 Back to work now. 201 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,267 What the fuck was that? 202 00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:34,202 First, O'Hara gets the chief job over me... 203 00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:37,606 she goes and then Akalitus gives it to some guy who started yesterday? 204 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,008 I mean, what is it about me? 205 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:42,544 Really? 206 00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:45,246 You know what? Screw it. I'm quitting. 207 00:11:45,281 --> 00:11:47,716 Why, so you can go someplace else and have the same thing happen? 208 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,152 You want respect? Man the fuck up. 209 00:11:50,186 --> 00:11:52,254 - Cut the goofy shit. - What goofy shit? 210 00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:54,323 Two words: air pistols. 211 00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:00,530 - (Knocks on door) - Come in. 212 00:12:02,867 --> 00:12:05,301 - How's your sepsis patient? - (Groans) 213 00:12:05,336 --> 00:12:07,237 Poor thing. Lucky she has you. 214 00:12:07,271 --> 00:12:09,339 Keep me posted. 215 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:16,113 Is there something else? 216 00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:19,349 Uh, yeah. I said I needed to talk to you. 217 00:12:19,384 --> 00:12:21,251 You did? 218 00:12:23,521 --> 00:12:25,622 Oh, right. The schedule. 219 00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:30,961 Well, it's not gonna work. 220 00:12:30,995 --> 00:12:32,462 Jackie, your schedule's fine 221 00:12:32,497 --> 00:12:34,898 except that it tumbles into 10 other people's schedules. 222 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,600 I do this for you, I have to do it for everybody. 223 00:12:36,635 --> 00:12:39,536 Gloria, you understand this is my one shot at custody. 224 00:12:39,571 --> 00:12:42,172 You just have to sign it. Nobody has to know. 225 00:12:43,174 --> 00:12:45,442 I'm sorry. I can't. 226 00:12:58,924 --> 00:13:02,193 Congrats on the new promotion. 227 00:13:02,228 --> 00:13:05,964 And I heard how you got the bug out of that kid's ear. 228 00:13:05,998 --> 00:13:07,932 I think I'm gonna learn a lot from you. 229 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,568 Yeah, you know, I think you will. 230 00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:13,004 Like not dismissing a sepsis patient's complaints as drug trolling. 231 00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:14,739 And to aid in your learning, 232 00:13:14,774 --> 00:13:16,908 I have a job for you. 233 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,743 We have a patient in three who is suffering 234 00:13:18,778 --> 00:13:21,579 from impacted bowels. 235 00:13:21,614 --> 00:13:23,281 Disimpact them. 236 00:13:29,856 --> 00:13:31,924 It's good to be chief. 237 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,861 She can go all hoochie, but the big man is saving it. 238 00:13:35,896 --> 00:13:38,030 Just saying. 239 00:13:38,065 --> 00:13:40,166 I gave those flowers away, Thor. 240 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,902 - Bring them back. - Oh, darn. He's allergic. 241 00:13:42,936 --> 00:13:45,738 Probably too tacky, but you can enjoy them. 242 00:13:48,976 --> 00:13:52,745 Congratulations. Our one millionth dog bite. 243 00:13:54,748 --> 00:13:57,684 - (Toilet flushes) - Zoey: Freeze! 244 00:13:57,718 --> 00:13:59,853 Wash 'em, cowboy. 245 00:14:08,162 --> 00:14:09,963 I want my mom. 246 00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:12,732 I already called her. She booked the next flight out. 247 00:14:16,938 --> 00:14:19,439 There's something you need to know, Hannah. 248 00:14:19,474 --> 00:14:21,475 This is my house, 249 00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:25,178 and in my house, the odds are in your favor. You got it? 250 00:14:40,496 --> 00:14:42,731 - You paged? - I have to talk to you. 251 00:14:42,765 --> 00:14:45,233 - It's Prentiss. - What about him? 252 00:14:45,267 --> 00:14:48,103 Bad enough he took your job away. Now he's on my ass. 253 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,839 He's giving me extra work. I was being so nice to him, 254 00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:53,708 and then he was like, "Go give an enema to Mr... 255 00:14:53,742 --> 00:14:56,544 Worthington. 256 00:14:56,579 --> 00:15:00,215 I'm sorry. I just... can you... 257 00:15:04,419 --> 00:15:06,854 I can give him the enema for you. 258 00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:08,957 For real? 259 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,059 You're so awesome. 260 00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:18,600 - On your side, sir. - On your side. Ah. 261 00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:21,069 I feel like I'm gonna learn a lot from you. 262 00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:25,307 (Water squirting) 263 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,476 What are you doing Saturday? 264 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,244 - Free all day. - You are? 265 00:15:29,278 --> 00:15:31,113 - Yup. - That's... that's great. 266 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,348 - Can you cover my shift? - (Phone vibrating) 267 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:36,518 - Sure. - Oh, my God. 268 00:15:36,553 --> 00:15:39,888 I would so totally hug you if your hand wasn't in his ass. 269 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:43,526 Hello? 270 00:15:45,296 --> 00:15:47,397 Here it comes. 271 00:15:50,301 --> 00:15:52,602 People, I have an announcement to make. 272 00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:56,073 The new Chief of ER will be 273 00:15:56,107 --> 00:15:58,608 Dr. Ike Prentiss. 274 00:15:58,643 --> 00:16:00,711 That is all. 275 00:16:08,653 --> 00:16:11,254 Gloria, here it is. 276 00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,291 What's this? 277 00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,493 These are my new hours we just worked out. 278 00:16:17,527 --> 00:16:19,728 You told me to bring it to you so you could sign it. 279 00:16:22,165 --> 00:16:24,266 You don't remember? 280 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,905 (Cell phone ringing) 281 00:16:29,939 --> 00:16:32,140 - Hey, what's up? - Jackie: Breaking news. 282 00:16:32,175 --> 00:16:35,843 My hours are now officially custody friendly. 283 00:16:35,877 --> 00:16:38,913 Akalitus signed off on a new schedule. 284 00:16:41,483 --> 00:16:44,385 - Kevin? - Yeah, I'm here. 285 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,354 My lawyer decided to petition the court 286 00:16:46,388 --> 00:16:47,956 for psychological tests on the kids. 287 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:51,393 We're going for primary custody. 288 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,695 You... your lawyer? 289 00:16:53,729 --> 00:16:56,731 - We're mediating. - It's called a forensic evaluation and... 290 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,000 What the hell, Kevin? We made a deal. 291 00:16:59,034 --> 00:17:00,935 I fixed my hours like you asked me to. 292 00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,637 Now you're gonna fucking change the rules on me? 293 00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,606 You're talking to me about following rules? 294 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,009 Seriously? 295 00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:09,645 I never thought I'd ever find any part of this funny. 296 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,557 (Sighs) 297 00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,527 (door opens) 298 00:17:29,566 --> 00:17:32,768 Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like shit. 299 00:17:35,539 --> 00:17:38,741 Kevin wants psych tests for the girls. 300 00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,343 That sucks. 301 00:17:40,377 --> 00:17:41,978 And you know what? 302 00:17:42,012 --> 00:17:45,682 I think Kevin is engaging in anger behavior towards you 303 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,985 for changing the relationship dynamic when you got sober. 304 00:17:49,019 --> 00:17:51,654 No, I think he's pretty much just being an asshole. 305 00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:54,791 Why do you sound like a self-help book? 306 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,594 I've been going to Al-Anon meetings. 307 00:17:59,163 --> 00:18:02,132 I am learning so much about you. 308 00:18:04,134 --> 00:18:06,570 Now I'm going to detach with love. 309 00:18:25,890 --> 00:18:28,759 - (Glass shatters) - Oh, damn it. 310 00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:33,230 Gloria on P.A.: Dr. Roman, please answer your page to ICU. 311 00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:36,500 (machine beeping) 312 00:18:38,069 --> 00:18:40,570 Her sepsis is causing renal failure. 313 00:18:40,605 --> 00:18:43,140 (Air hissing) 314 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,854 Thanks for coming, Doctor, after I've already stabilized your patient. 315 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:01,691 - (Cell phone vibrating) - Put the phone down, Dr. Roman. 316 00:19:17,541 --> 00:19:19,241 Anyone seen my phone? 317 00:19:20,344 --> 00:19:21,877 Jackie, did you... 318 00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:30,253 Jackie: Yup, it's a bitch without the pills. 319 00:19:30,287 --> 00:19:32,254 Especially with Kevin 320 00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:34,724 kicking my ass over the girls. 321 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,526 Some birthday. 322 00:19:37,561 --> 00:19:39,595 Yeah, I just keep wondering when it is 323 00:19:39,629 --> 00:19:41,296 I'm supposed to get to the happy part, right? 324 00:19:41,331 --> 00:19:43,832 - (Door opens) - Whoa, Jesus Christ. 325 00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:46,701 I just need to get something. 326 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:15,799 - Hey. - Hey. 327 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:18,302 I thought for your birthday, I'd give you a ride home. 328 00:20:18,336 --> 00:20:21,639 Oh, Eddie. Thanks, that's sweet. Can I take a rain check? 329 00:20:21,673 --> 00:20:24,009 I've just had one of those days. 330 00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:26,945 Sure. 331 00:20:26,979 --> 00:20:28,847 You wanna talk about it? 332 00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:31,984 No, it's Kevin. It's custody stuff. 333 00:20:32,018 --> 00:20:34,887 Except now he wants the girls to have psych testing. 334 00:20:34,921 --> 00:20:36,856 That's hardball. 335 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:39,058 What the hell am I supposed to do? 336 00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:41,193 What can you do? 337 00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,698 Maybe I can catch somebody in Psych. 338 00:20:45,732 --> 00:20:47,666 Find out what this test is all about. 339 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,668 Try Dr. Saltzman. 340 00:20:49,702 --> 00:20:53,039 She's the best. Tell her I sent you. 341 00:20:53,073 --> 00:20:54,440 And, uh, 342 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,210 I'm around if you need anything. 343 00:20:58,645 --> 00:21:00,846 Now this is a nice birthday present. 344 00:21:02,015 --> 00:21:04,383 Just this. You and me like this. 345 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:08,053 It's just... I don't even know what I'm saying. 346 00:21:08,088 --> 00:21:11,858 - Thank you. - It's what I'm here for. 347 00:21:30,577 --> 00:21:32,678 Where's the lady? 348 00:21:34,514 --> 00:21:36,648 - Change of plans. - Oh. 349 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,755 - Thanks anyway, Chief. - All right. 350 00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:45,825 (Door closes) 351 00:21:58,306 --> 00:22:00,174 I thought you were working late. 352 00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:01,775 Both: Surprise! 353 00:22:01,809 --> 00:22:04,745 - Both: Happy birthday, Mom! - Oh, my gosh, you guys! 354 00:22:04,779 --> 00:22:07,914 Oh, my... I thought you were at Dad's! 355 00:22:07,949 --> 00:22:10,417 - We were till Zoey came over. - She and Dad went for a walk 356 00:22:10,451 --> 00:22:12,585 and he said we could come see you. 357 00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:14,620 - We brought a pi�ata and cake. - Yeah. 358 00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:16,322 Mmm! 359 00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:19,926 Live from London. 360 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,195 - Surprise! - (Gasps) Now way! 361 00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:26,833 - No. - I missed you so much! 362 00:22:26,867 --> 00:22:30,570 - Cheers, birthday girl! - (Beeps) 363 00:22:30,604 --> 00:22:32,872 What happened? 364 00:22:38,345 --> 00:22:41,714 - Yay! Got her back! - Hey. 365 00:22:41,748 --> 00:22:44,783 - Oh! - Are you kidding? 366 00:22:44,818 --> 00:22:46,552 - Next batter. Fi, you're up. - Strike. 367 00:22:46,586 --> 00:22:48,588 - Boo! - Give it all you got. 368 00:22:48,622 --> 00:22:50,923 - One... two... - Two... 369 00:22:50,957 --> 00:22:52,425 All: Three. 370 00:22:52,459 --> 00:22:55,095 - Oh! - Honey, nice try. 371 00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:57,530 - Yeah! - Show 'em how it's done. 372 00:22:57,565 --> 00:22:59,799 - Come on, Grace. Whoo-hoo! - It's against the ropes. 373 00:23:01,269 --> 00:23:03,570 - Yeah, come on! - Very nice. 374 00:23:03,604 --> 00:23:06,239 - Nice, nice. - Very good. 375 00:23:06,274 --> 00:23:08,975 One shot, sweetie. You only get one... 376 00:23:26,526 --> 00:23:29,227 (panting) 377 00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:33,732 (crying) 378 00:23:45,311 --> 00:23:47,479 You know what I'd really like for my birthday? 379 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:50,148 - Hmm? - How about you draw me a picture? 380 00:23:50,182 --> 00:23:52,516 Of what? 381 00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:55,252 I would love a picture of our family. 382 00:23:55,286 --> 00:23:57,354 Okay. 383 00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:01,224 Is that me or Grace? 384 00:24:01,259 --> 00:24:03,727 You. See the smile? 385 00:24:03,761 --> 00:24:07,064 Oh, yes. It's my birthday smile. 386 00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:11,501 - Now Daddy. - Yes, we can't forget Daddy. 387 00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,204 But where do you think Daddy is? Is he at work maybe? 388 00:24:14,238 --> 00:24:16,706 Or, uh, maybe he's at his apartment? 389 00:24:30,856 --> 00:24:32,923 Hey. 390 00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:38,562 I'm... I just wanted to say thank you for the surprise. 391 00:24:38,596 --> 00:24:40,564 The nice surprise. The girls. 392 00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:42,499 Thank you. 393 00:24:42,534 --> 00:24:45,369 Enjoy 'em while you can. 394 00:24:48,273 --> 00:24:51,275 I got another surprise today. You ready for this? 395 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:53,344 Flowers from my father. 396 00:24:53,379 --> 00:24:55,013 No, shit. 397 00:24:55,047 --> 00:24:56,848 From Hank, huh? 398 00:24:56,883 --> 00:25:00,285 - Jesus. - It's hard growing up with just one parent. 399 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,089 - You made your bed. - Can you give me a break, Kevin, please? 400 00:25:04,124 --> 00:25:06,624 I know you're angry at me. I'm angry at you. 401 00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:08,493 This is about the girls. 402 00:25:08,527 --> 00:25:11,329 This psych test... just a really shitty move. 403 00:25:11,363 --> 00:25:14,065 Grace is already filled with rage. 404 00:25:14,099 --> 00:25:16,734 Fee is struggling in school. Why do you think that is? 405 00:25:16,768 --> 00:25:19,170 Who's sweating the test? Them or you? 406 00:25:19,204 --> 00:25:22,606 Look, so I talked to a child psychologist 407 00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:24,241 at work to find out about this test. 408 00:25:24,276 --> 00:25:26,477 Do you know what she told me? 409 00:25:26,511 --> 00:25:29,681 They ask the kids to draw a picture of their family 410 00:25:29,715 --> 00:25:32,183 and then they tell them to start erasing. 411 00:25:33,953 --> 00:25:38,022 So guess what Fi drew for me for my birthday. 412 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,560 Take a look at this. First of all, 413 00:25:42,595 --> 00:25:45,496 look how little she made herself. 414 00:25:47,432 --> 00:25:49,166 You're only making my case. 415 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,036 Second of all, look at you, Kev. 416 00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:54,938 Way over here off to the side. 417 00:25:56,274 --> 00:25:58,875 So I'm just saying, 418 00:25:58,909 --> 00:26:02,579 once these girls start erasing... 419 00:26:02,613 --> 00:26:05,048 who do you think is gonna go first? 420 00:26:06,584 --> 00:26:09,920 * There's always some shadows * 421 00:26:09,955 --> 00:26:14,225 * Within the prettiest of scenes * 422 00:26:17,929 --> 00:26:21,632 * I'll cast one on you * 423 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:25,870 * And you'll cast one on me. * 424 00:26:26,713 --> 00:26:36,871 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 31172

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