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[ Jackie ]
Previously on Nurse Jackie.
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Someone's coming over there today.
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They're gonna screen everybody,
and it's gonna be thorough.
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Gloria, there's a spot right over there.
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- Am I okay?
- Yeah.
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Why don't you keep going?
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Ow! Stop! Whoa, whoa, Gloria!
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Jesus, you're really in pain.
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Well, I spoke to my sponsor.
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I get a prescription for pain medication
from Coop, and you administer it.
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Is two enough?
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Dick Richards, D.E.A. Diversion Control.
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We're investigating the stolen D.E.A. card
of a Dr. Carrie Roman.
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You know the drill, people.
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- Well, I'm screwed.
-You don't have to worry about anything, Jackie.
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We will delay your testing
until your foot is healed.
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She just went through detox
and now she's pushing me away.
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There's nothing you can do about it.
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I can go to her boss.
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What are you doing here?
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L'm gonna take her out for a coffee.
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We can't have sex in your office.
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I don't want to have sex in your office.
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Its, like, more than that.
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[ Carrie ]
Oh, my God.
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Jackie Peyton,
these are my boys, Tommy and Joey.
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Hey, Mrs. Peyton.
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♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]
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♪♪ [ Vocalizing Continues ]
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This is weird.
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What?
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Us making out on my mom's roof.
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Whatever.
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Our parents are probably
making out downstairs.
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[ Knocking ]
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Hey, she isn't here, right?
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- Who?
- Your friend Antoinette.
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Well, she's not my friend
and she's not here. Why? What's up?
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[ Sighs ]
Oh, fuck.
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Uh, okay.
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Uh, that coffee yesterday
wasn't just a coffee.
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She was on a tear. She said you were using.
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She was gonna go to Akalitus.
So I took her out to dinner.
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And you slept with my sponsor?
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I'm an asshole.
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It was wrong. A total mistake.
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And it's never happening again...
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which is exactly what I told her.
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And that did not go over very well.
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[ Phone Ringing ]
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Hey, if it's not my pal from Miami.
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I think Jackie is using again.
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What are you talking about?
She just got clean.
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Come on, Frank. Wake up.
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She's already dumped me.
She kicked you out of the house.
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It's like she's having a fire sale,
getting rid of all of us.
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I'm not gonna let this happen.
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She's the type of woman
that doesn't tolerate being pushed away.
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Nine calls from her since midnight.
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See? She's not backing down.
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Guess who I just got off the phone with.
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Oh, no. She called you too?
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Hey, Frank. Listen, maybe I should go.
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No, Eddie, you're all right.
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Jack, Antoinette claims you’re using again.
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Oh, does she really?
I'm also the queen of England.
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She's pissed off at Eddie
'cause he kicked her out of bed.
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- Hey.
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Okay, I'm done trying to help.
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I'm leaving. I'll see you at work.
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All right.
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So this Antoinette thing,
this is just crazy time, right?
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What do you think?
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Hey. Everybody sleep okay?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, I was up all night studying.
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- All right, let's go.
- Tommy, stop.
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Bus is leaving.
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Had a good time last night.
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Either I have low blood sugar,
or that jacket is making me sweat.
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Question.
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Should I go back to school
and get a master's degree?
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Yes?
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Sorry? What?
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Every year I write down the deadline...
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for the nurse-practitioner
programs.
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And then at 4:00 this morning,
I was like...
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“Zoey Barkow, go for it.”
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Thoughts?
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Jackie.
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I think it's a great idea, Zoey.
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- When's the deadline?
- Tonight.
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Wow. Okay.
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Other problem. There's an essay.
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You love writing. You have a blog.
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- This is different.
- No, it's not.
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We'll find you a patient.
You'll write it up just like your blog.
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I am still thinking
about our helicopter sex.
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What do you have planned for us today?
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Happy birthday, Dr. Cooper.
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- My birthday.
- Yeah, I know.
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Happy birthday.
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People!
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Our friend the D.E.A. agent
is back with us again...
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investigating Nancy Wood.
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He will be conducting interviews.
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lam installing him in my office...
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so that together we can all figure out...
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who the hell stole Dr. Roman's
prescriber number.
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Everyone must comply.
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Female, 40s.
Fell down a flight of stairs.
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- Her name is Joan. She has M.S.
- Hi, Joan.
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Here's a list of her medications.
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Her last relapse was three months ago.
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Call Radiology
and let's get some blood tests.
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On three. One, two, three.
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- Mark.
- I'm here, hon. I'm here.
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- It's my fault. - Oh, come on. You
were clumsy before M.S., remember?
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[ Chuckles ]
You have a very dedicated husband.
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How's the foot'? Do you need a pill?
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Uh, yeah. Just one.
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- Thank you.
- Next topic.
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Your friend Antoinette, she called wanting
to meet. What's this about?
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You have got to be kidding me.
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She knows that you've been winning at poker.
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She wants to sell you a condo.
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- Why would I want a condo?
- That's what I told her.
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This woman has no boundaries.
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You got your hands full with the D.E.A.
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I will handle this. Okay?
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[ Phone Rings ]
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Oh, God.
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- Jackie?
- Do not call me.
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Do not call my friends.
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Do not show up at my work.
I fucking mean it.
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- Don't hang up.
- Do you understand?
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Look, I shouldn't even
be talking to you about this.
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I should be talking to my sponsor...
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who will not pick up her fucking phone.
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I- I'm sorry. I need a drink.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. Hold on a second.
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[ Inhales, Exhales ]
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All right. I'm here. Talk to me.
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No. God, I am such a shitty sponsor.
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- Let's just focus on you for a minute.
- We should focus on you.
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I haven't even gotten you clean yet.
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Just forget about sponsors, forget about the
program. Just tell me whats going on.
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L'm just such a fucking mess.
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I haven't been dumped in years.
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I haven't even slept
with anyone in God knows how long.
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- Do you have any idea how hard this is to
deal with sober? - Look, take a breath.
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Can you make it eight hours
without drinking, do you think?
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Maybe.
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All right, I'm gonna get off work...
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I'm gonna take you to dinner, and I will
talk you through this.
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- You got it?
- Yeah.
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In the meantime, go shopping.
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Okay? Go to Saks.
Call me when you have spent 500 bucks.
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Great, I'll call you in 15 minutes.
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[ Scoffs ]
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Oh, no. Running in heels.
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It's Coop's birthday? I totally forgot.
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How? He save-the-dated us all weeks ago.
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I don't read group e-mails.
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Look, full disclosure.
We slept together last night...
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and twice this morning.
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And that's not gift enough?
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I think I have real feelings for him.
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That said, I totally don't have a real gift.
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- Okay, any gift.
- ls there a point here?
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You know Coop. ls there anything that I can
get him within, like, a two-block radius?
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Come with me.
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- Say it's from you.
- What is it'?
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Do you really care? It's wrapped.
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Should I write a card?
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Were you raised by wolves?
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Patient stories from today.
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Kidney stone. Appendicitis.
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M.S. lady. Chest pain guy.
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You should write about
something nonemergent.
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- The essay is about primary care, right?
- [ Phone Vibrating ]
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It's Grace.
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Hi.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I can talk.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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[ Whispering ] I think you need to speak
to your mother about this.
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Um, do you want me...
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to see if I can find her, wherever she is?
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'Cause she's not near me.
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Hello?
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Did she hang up?
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What's up?
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Grace wants me
to help her get birth control.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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- She's 15.
- Yeah, she is.
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But does she have
a boyfriend or a guy that she likes?
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Oh, shit.
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Frank's son stayed over last night.
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I put him in Fiona's room...
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but the two of them were looking a little
chummy this morning.
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Oh, that fucker.
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- Yeah, that's tricky.
- lt's not tricky if it's not happening.
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I go, “Hey, Jesus is in your subway.
Now it's your problem."
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Hey.
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Your boys cannot be at my house.
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I need the room.
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You need to control your fucking son.
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Grace just asked for birth control.
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All right,
first of all, calm yourself.
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Tommy's a gentleman
and he just met her last night.
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So you can't hang this on him.
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Did you ever consider for a second she's
asking for some other guy?
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Wow. We're done. This isn't working.
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- Hold on. We're done?
- Yeah. I need to protect Grace right now.
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Bullshit.
Whatever this is, it ain't about Grace.
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[ Chuckles ]
You know what? You're right. Ii isn't.
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This is about me
not wanting to be with you.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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That's exactly what Antoinette said
was gonna happen.
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Yeah, fucking Antoinette. Of course she did.
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Yeah. She said you were gonna choose
the drugs over us.
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I mean,
that's what you're doing, aren't you?
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And you're blaming it on our children.
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You want to know what I'm doing?
I'm taking care of myself.
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And what am I doing? I just went through
five days of hell with you.
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Yeah, and then afterwards
you said you'd never do it again.
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Because I don't want you
to be a fucking drug addict.
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Take all the time you need to pack.
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I want you out of my house.
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Fuck!
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Excuse me.
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Where can I get some water, please?
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- Right down the hall.
- Uh, wait, I-
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What happened?
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You fainted.
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Mmm. Great.
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Sympathetic falling.
Joan goes down, I go down.
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- How's she doing?
- She's fine.
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- However, your B.P. is high.
- Oh.
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- Are you on any medications? - No. Look,
I'd really like to go see if Joan is okay.
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When's the last time you saw a doctor?
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[ Mumbles ]
I don't know.
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Right.
This is Zoey Barkow, nurse-practitioner.
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She will be your
primary care provider for today.
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She's gonna give you
a full physical on the house.
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Sir, I am going to start
by examining your eyes.
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Please look straight ahead.
This will not hurt.
250
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[ Sighs ]
Worst birthday ever.
251
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,983
Just got interrogated by a DEA. agent...
252
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,289
and the only person
who got me a gift was Zoey.
253
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,126
Birthday brioche.
254
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:42,826
Oh. Well, not the only person.
255
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:45,201
Ta-da.
256
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,635
Oh, I thought you forgot...
257
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,368
seeing how you didn't say
anything this morning.
258
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:52,636
Yeah, 'cause we were sort of busy.
259
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,373
Also, I wanted to surprise you with
this awesome present.
260
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,540
Oh, what is it? Wait, don't tell me.
261
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,948
Okay.
262
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,287
[ Laughs ]
263
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,556
Kevin Costner Explores
America's Indian Heritage.
264
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,157
lt's amazing.
265
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,860
I love it. Oh, my God. How did you know?
266
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,369
That you love Kevin Costner?
267
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,805
That I'm obsessed with
early American history. Did I tell you?
268
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,036
No. Well, you didn't have to.
269
00:14:26,132 --> 00:14:27,475
I just know you.
270
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,513
[ Laughs ]
It's perfect.
271
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,014
You're perfect.
272
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,346
Mmm.
273
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,546
Oh, hey, check out what Carrie got me.
274
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:38,747
History of Native Americans.
275
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,655
Oh, right, because didn't you live in a
tepee for all of third grade?
276
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,159
Mmm, fourth, but yes.
277
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,356
Oh, this isn't as good
as Carrie's gift, but here.
278
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,092
Oh.
279
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,591
[ Chuckles ]
280
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,573
A neck pillow.
281
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,574
Oh, and...
282
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,676
a wind chimes CD.
283
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,182
Awesome.
284
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,515
- Love me some chimes.
- That's so thoughtful, Thor.
285
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,349
Happy birthday, Coop.
286
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,557
Wind chimes. So lame.
287
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,762
[ Woman On PA. ]
Dr. Friedman, extension 342, please.
288
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,628
[ Clears Throat ]
289
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,529
You can't be here.
290
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,967
I am absolutely mortified.
291
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:36,808
I'm so ashamed that I got you
involved in this.
292
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:39,907
I mean, I've broken
every rule of being a good sponsor.
293
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,646
I just wanted to tell you
I can handle this myself.
294
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,314
All right. lt's not like I can't relate.
295
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:48,119
Yeah. I'm a big girl.
296
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,785
Gonna get my shit together
really soon.
297
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,624
And then you and I are gonna sit down...
298
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,494
and we're gonna start all over again
and get you clean.
299
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,832
- Jackie Peyton?
- Yes.
300
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,441
Can we get dinner anyway for both of us?
301
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,839
I already made the reservation.
302
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,740
- Sure.
- I'll talk to you later.
303
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,246
Hi.
304
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,081
Have a seat.
305
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,481
[ Clears Throat ]
306
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,116
[ Sighs ]
307
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,183
Look, I'm gonna be straight with you.
308
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,854
lam a former drug addict.
309
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:30,958
I was in treatment two years ago.
I've been sober ever since.
310
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:35,472
I go to meetings a couple times a week.
I have a sponsor.
311
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,135
But I understand why my name might come up
during something like this...
312
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:44,307
so I am happy to answer
any and all questions you might have.
313
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,518
I was using on the job for years.
314
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,632
Do you know how many evidence files
got lost up my nose?
315
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,496
Wow.
316
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,333
Okay.
[ Laughs ]
317
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,395
lt's not what I was expecting, but...
318
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,400
it's inspiring to see somebody else
making it work.
319
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,171
Yeah.
320
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,407
I did some pretty low shit.
321
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,649
Once I checked into rehab...
322
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,850
just to get out of
going to my own mother's funeral.
323
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,351
But recovery stuck.
324
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,398
I've been clean ever since.
325
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:37,161
Congratulations. That's great.
326
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:44,101
So-
327
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,071
Did you steal Dr. Roman's prescriber number?
328
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,443
No, I did not.
329
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,080
Thank you, Nurse Peyton. We're done here.
330
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,957
- How'd it go?
- Fine. I just told him the truth.
331
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,737
So...
332
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,296
this is what it feels like
on the other side.
333
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:20,110
Mrs. Akalitus...
334
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,703
says here you got
a prescription yesterday from Dr. Cooper.
335
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,146
Vicodin.
336
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,808
Yes. Arthritis.
337
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,222
I was having a flare-up with my feet...
338
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,815
so I asked Dr. Cooper for a prescription.
339
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,292
Hmm.
340
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:39,556
Well, then it seems a little surprising...
341
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,793
that your urine analysis came back clean.
342
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,494
Zero traces of Vicodin.
343
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:50,998
Care to explain?
344
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,074
You have left ventricular strain...
345
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,413
due to your high blood pressure.
346
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,454
This could lead to a fatal heart attack...
347
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,819
the kind we call a widow-maker.
348
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,857
Jesus.
349
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,949
No. It's all great.
350
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,690
Because all of this can be prevented.
351
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:16,995
L'm going to prescribe you H.C.T.Z.
for your hypertension.
352
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,933
Actually, I'm not allowed to do that yet.
353
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,131
Dr. Cooper will.
354
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:23,867
And--
355
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,707
ls this your personal phone number?
356
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,842
Think of it like a bat phone
for your health.
357
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,648
If you have a question about a medication...
358
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,656
call me.
359
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,159
If you have a question
about a recipe, call me.
360
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:46,219
Don't be a hero.
361
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,697
If you want to be there for your wife, you
gotta take care of yourself.
362
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,163
Capisce?
363
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,069
Capisce.
364
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,476
Bat phone. Nice touch.
365
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,144
I figured that's what you would do.
366
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,016
I'm not a nurse-practitioner.
367
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:13,080
No, but kind of you are,
just without the piece of paper.
368
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:16,251
And the extra $20,000 a year.
369
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:21,531
I'm proud of you, Zoey,
you know, for going after all this.
370
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,094
Good, because I wanted
to ask if you'd write me a recommendation.
371
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,103
Yeah. Of course. I would love to.
372
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,504
- Soon as you finish your essay.
- Ugh!
373
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,941
I hate you.
374
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,705
I love you.
375
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,792
Grace.
376
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,528
Honey, you need to tell me.
377
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,572
- Are you having sex?
- What?
378
00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:04,540
No, and it's none of your business.
379
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,601
You need to come to me for this, not Zoey.
380
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,737
I am your mother. Do you understand?
381
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,806
First of all,
just because you are on birth control...
382
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,816
does not mean that you have to have sex.
383
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:18,445
Second of all, if you do decide to have sex,
you will need this.
384
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:20,984
Okay?
385
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,789
Without this, there is still an 8% chance
that you will get pregnant.
386
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:29,060
You may also get H.P.V., H.I.V., herpes...
387
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,727
chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis...
388
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,294
lice, crabs, a whole host
of other diseases...
389
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,304
I would happily go into
greater detail about.
390
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,568
Would you like me to explain spermicide?
391
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,133
- No, please stop.
- Okay.
392
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,769
I've made an appointment for you to see
a gynecologist next week.
393
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,974
I will be taking you. Do you understand?
394
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,089
A sidecar.
395
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,633
It's cognac, Grand Marnier...
396
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,436
lemon juice, sugar on the rim.
397
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,665
- [ Phone Vibrating ]
- Iced tea. Tea, ice.
398
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:11,367
[ Sighs ]
399
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:14,034
I should never have slept with Eddie.
400
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,204
God, that's what triggered all this.
401
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:18,304
Look, relationships are tricky...
402
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,509
under "'16 best Of circumstances.
403
00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:23,519
- [ Phone Vibrating ]
- Sometimes you just gotta move on.
404
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:26,021
- You know, you can just answer that.
- No, it's Frank.
405
00:22:26,111 --> 00:22:27,556
How is Frank?
406
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,886
Moving on.
407
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,727
Are you okay?
408
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,802
Just got a lot of shit going on at work.
409
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,202
I could take 20 Oxy right now, no problem.
410
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:44,297
Man, we are in really sorry shape.
411
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,365
I think we should just move in together...
412
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:48,843
and pull some Laverne and Shirley shit.
413
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,539
- Yeah.
- [ Laughs ]
414
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,741
I don't Know.
Maybe you were right about rehab.
415
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,749
Seriously?
416
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,377
It would keep me from having to face
a whole lot of people...
417
00:22:57,476 --> 00:22:59,513
I don't want to deal with right now.
418
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,752
Wow, the last time I brought up rehab...
419
00:23:02,848 --> 00:23:04,691
you totally flipped a switch.
420
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,491
I don't know. Maybe I'm coming around.
421
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:09,089
Maybe we could go in together.
422
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:13,603
It might be nice to go in with someone.
You know, less lonely.
423
00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:17,432
I'm gonna change my fantasy drink.
424
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,167
I don't want that Grand Marnier.
I want Cointreau.
425
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,177
Oh, my God, Cointreau.
426
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,235
My drink.
427
00:23:30,009 --> 00:23:32,853
If I'm going to rehab, I'm going there high.
428
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,914
[ Sighs ]
429
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,789
- Waiter.
- Yes, ma'am.
430
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:42,855
Can I have a sidecar with Cointreau,
sugar rim?
431
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,736
Yeah, fuck Laverne and Shirley.
432
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,237
Let's go all Thelma and Louise.
433
00:23:48,294 --> 00:23:51,468
Uh, didn't they drive off a cliff?
434
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:55,569
Oh, my God.
I totally forgot that pan.
435
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:58,638
- [ Laughing ]
- What? I just remembered all the fun bits.
436
00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:01,809
You forgot the ending?
Who forgets the ending?
437
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:04,888
- Alcoholics.
- Oh, right.
438
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:07,618
Oh, boy.
439
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,995
Been waiting 10 years for this.
440
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:21,928
If you're going off a cliff,
I'm going with you.
441
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,009
- Oh.
- You okay?
442
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,783
Could I have another one right away?
443
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:38,151
- [ Waiter ] Yes, ma'am.
- Thanks, brother.
444
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:40,245
[ Laughs ]
445
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,124
Here we go.
446
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:51,499
[ Both Exhale ]
447
00:24:51,590 --> 00:24:53,763
[ Both Laughing ]
448
00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:56,366
Ah!
449
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,949
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Antoinette ] What the fuck?
450
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,144
Watch your head, lady.
451
00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:10,050
Oh!
452
00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:15,151
Here we go. Come on, Louise.
453
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,195
- Wait. Are you Thelma?
- [ Laughing ]
454
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,700
Which are you?
455
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:27,034
[ Clears Throat ]
456
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:32,169
Antoinette Mills.
I called to reserve a bed.
457
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:34,006
Oh.
458
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,670
A bed?
459
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,236
We-
460
00:25:43,342 --> 00:25:45,652
You're not going with me?
461
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:48,487
[ Man ]
Miss Mills, please come this way.
462
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,254
Oh. wow.
463
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:55,195
I've seen a lot of addicts
pull a lot of shit.
464
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,665
[ Man ]
Miss Mills.
465
00:25:56,722 --> 00:25:59,931
But this is fucked up.
466
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,697
She's had a rough night.
She's probably dehydrated.
467
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:07,767
Oh, fuck you, Jackie.
468
00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:12,247
You're fucking toxic.
469
00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:16,683
I feel sorry for anyone
who has anything to do with you.
470
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,779
You know what? I'm done.
471
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:21,683
Oh. wow.
472
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:25,752
And I never want to see you again.
473
00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:27,455
Fucking cunt.
474
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,428
- [ Man ] Let's go.
- [ Buzzer Buzzes ]
475
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:37,271
Sometimes it's hard getting them in.
476
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:46,908
[ Sighs ]
477
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:51,945
[ Exhales ]
478
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:04,897
♪♪ [ Group Vocalizing ]
479
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,843
♪♪ [ Continues ]
480
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:28,918
♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]
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