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We should put on some Christmas music.
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Oh! You know how much I love
that Nat King Cole album.
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Oh, boy, do I.
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Played it constantly last year.
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I sure hope no one hid it.
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Uh, just not "Rudolph
the Red Nosed Reindeer."
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That is the saddest song ever.
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All those other reindeer
are so mean to him...
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making fun of him, not
letting him play with them.
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I hate them.
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Well, they're mean to him in the beginning,
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but then they all love Rudolph in the end.
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Wait.
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Wait, really?
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I always turn it off before the end.
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I'm gonna go listen to that right now.
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Okay.
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We found all the pictures of
the girls with Santa Claus,
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or, as I call it, the museum of crying.
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Hey, uh, can we talk
about Christmas dinner?
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What do you guys think
about having it at my house?
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But, honey, I'm the one who
usually cooks for two days,
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then watches everything get
wolfed down during halftime
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and then cleans up by myself.
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Of course you can!
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Great.
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With my new dining room set, I can
fit all nine of us at the table
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without anyone having to
sit on Ryan's tribal drum.
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Nine of us? There's only eight of us.
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Or do you guys count me twice
'cause I eat both drumsticks?
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No, I just thought...
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Of course... eight.
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Eh, I'm terrible with numbers.
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Says the girl who's in charge
of payroll at the Grill.
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Think she's talking about
your secret boyfriend.
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I don't know what you're talking about...
Oh, give it up, Eve! Come on.
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You can't hide him forever, like
that snake you found in third grade.
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What snake?
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(Sighs)
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All right! Fine!
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His name is Rob. He's really nice.
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The... the boyfriend, not the snake.
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His name was Walter.
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Why can't we meet him? We're nice.
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I mean, we are nice, damn it!
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Eve, Eve, it has to happen
sooner or later, okay?
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If there was a way not to meet Dad,
trust me... Ryan would've found it.
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Yeah.
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Rob's dating a Baxter daughter.
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He eventually has to face... Baxter.
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Why don't you guys come here for
brunch after church tomorrow?
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Y-Yeah, Rob... doesn't eat.
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What?
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He's a scientific wonder.
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All right, fine. I'll ask him.
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It's true!
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They shouted out his name in glee.
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It's a Christmas miracle!
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, the quiche is
ready, coffee is brewed.
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And I have champagne chilling for mimosas.
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Oh, wait... is Rob 21?
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He's 20, but I could use a
couple of snorts right now.
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He's 15 minutes late.
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I don't think me or the cold
bacon approve of this kid.
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We are not here to pass judgment on Rob.
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Well, maybe you're not, but that's
the only reason why I'm here.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Oh, that's him.
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Uh, Dad, try not to be...
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just be less...
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Ugh. What's the use?
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Look, I think Eve really likes this boy,
so let's help him feel comfortable.
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Vanessa, please.
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Mom, Dad...
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- (Laughs nervously)
- ...this is Rob.
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- Hey, Rob.
- Hey.
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Mike. Vanessa.
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A watch.
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Yeah. (Chuckles) I'm really sorry I'm late.
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Oh, no, please, it's fine.
It's so nice to meet you, Rob.
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These are for you.
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Oh, how sweet!
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Mike, isn't that sweet?
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Yeah.
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Nothing for me?
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Here's $4.
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Sense of humor... That's important.
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Okay, well, we better get going.
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We have another brunch to get to.
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No, stop. Stop. Come
on. Everything's ready.
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Please, please be seated.
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I'm sorry again for being late.
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I was at church, and (Chuckles)
things went really long.
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So, basically, you're blaming God.
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I am so glad we're doing this.
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Uh, Mike, want to say the blessing?
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Uh, wait a minute.
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Why doesn't Rob do it? He
just got back from church.
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I bet he could pray his ass off.
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Uh... sure. Yeah.
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Uh, I'd be happy to.
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Good.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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(Chuckles)
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(Sighs)
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God, you are really cool.
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Looks like we have us a Bible scholar.
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You're cool because even though
all people see you differently,
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you see all of us the same.
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Help us to be like that.
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Help us to not look for the
differences, but see the similarities.
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Bring us peace in our lives, in
our country, and in the world.
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Amen.
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- Amen.
- Amen. - Amen.
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Well, that kid came from church.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- Table for one?
- Yes.
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But I'm not alone.
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I'm recently married!
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(Laughs) Yes.
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My husband is off conducting business.
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Uh, Mandy, nobody cares.
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Okay.
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So, where is Kyle?
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Taxidermy class.
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He's gotten back into it.
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Making dead things look alive.
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Ah.
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It's creepy, you know?
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Sometimes when he looks into my eyes,
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I wonder if he's thinking about
replacing them with marbles.
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I wanted him to go
Christmas shopping with me
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so I could point out what I want.
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You want Rogaine For Women?
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No.
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Over.
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Ooh! Pretty watch.
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I know, right?
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And look at how great it looks on me.
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See, just, you... and
then it would be smaller.
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Uh-huh. Right. Yeah.
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So, I was wondering if you'd do me a favor.
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Maybe drop a hint to Kyle?
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Something subtle like, "Get Mandy that."
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Sure thing.
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Hey, you, uh, want something to eat?
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Yeah, uh, I'll have the mushroom frittata
and the apple-cinnamon pancakes.
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It's a lot, I know.
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But I can always take
it home to my husband.
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(Laughs)
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Mm-hmm, yeah, but '98 Super Bowl,
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he does that helicopter
spin, gets a first down.
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Elway went from becoming a god to Reagan.
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(Laughs)
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Oh, well, one of the greatest of all time.
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Right. Elway or Reagan?
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Doesn't matter. You're right either way.
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You know, we have those
Broncos season tickets.
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Well, maybe you can go to
a game with us sometime.
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Well, that'd be great. (Laughs)
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Maybe when they're playing
the Raiders. That's my team.
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Oh, damn.
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It was going so well.
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Might be a good time to pray again.
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I-I hate the Raiders.
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Yeah, a lot of people do.
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All right, enough with the football.
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Let's talk about politics or... religion.
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My dad's from Oakland...
lifelong Raider fan.
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I love my dad, and I
love my silver and black.
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Ah, see that, Mike?
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He loves his dad.
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Yeah, so he says.
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Okay, well, um, this has been... fraught
with peril, so... we got to go.
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Uh, Evie, you know, I've got, uh, some
mail that came for you on my desk,
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so why don't you come with me
to get it, and, uh, you know,
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we can talk about something cute
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and, uh, something maybe
really perfect for you.
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So, you go to C.U. up in Boulder.
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What's your major?
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Um, criminal justice.
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That'll come in handy.
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You might work for the
Oakland Raiders someday.
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That's a big party school up there at C.U.
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Oof. (Chuckles)
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Yeah, it's... crazy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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See, this is where you
say, "That's not my thing."
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It's really not.
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Um... anymore.
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I'm "trudging the road of happy destiny."
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If you know... what I mean.
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I'm afraid I don't.
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Is that an Adam Sandier movie?
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I'm in A.A.
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(Chuckles nervously)
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Yeah, I took my nine-month
chip this morning.
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I was in church, just in
the basement with bad coffee.
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Nine months, huh?
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Eh... Can I ask you to
keep this to yourself?
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It's just, Mrs. Baxter enjoys her wine,
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and, you know, sometimes, people
can get nervous around alcoholics.
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Hmm. Imagine that.
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Hey, Rob, we better get going.
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I've got work this afternoon.
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Well, thank you (Chuckles)
for a fantastic brunch.
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Yeah.
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Mrs. Baxter.
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And, uh, thank you for
being a fantastic Rob.
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(Chuckles) Sorry. It's the wine talking.
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Well, pipe down, wine. (Chuckles)
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Uh...
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- Go, Raiders.
- Go, Broncos.
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All right. Bye, guys.
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- Bye.
- See you, Evie.
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Bye.
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- Mm.
- So, is he perfect or what?
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I mean, and... and Eve is crazy about him.
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Yeah, I-I don't want
to get ahead of myself,
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but I think they could have a future.
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Well, you know what they
say... one day at a time.
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Hey, where's Mike?
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I got the spark plugs for
his truck that he wanted.
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Somebody owes me 25 bucks for these.
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Just let me check the "Do I Give
a Damn" app on my phone, huh?
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Let's see here.
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Just... just leave them on his desk.
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Put them on his desk.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Check this out!
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You see what Mike's been doing online?
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No.
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I hope he's not
downloading music illegally,
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because artists pour their
heart and soul into their craft.
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No, alcoholism...
treatments and success rates.
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Why would he be looking at that?
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Uh, isn't it obvious?
He's hitting the sauce.
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That would explain the mood swings.
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Mike is not an alcoholic,
and his moods do not swing.
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He's only got the one... pissed.
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Call security. I got
two idiots in my office.
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What's going on?
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It's an intervention, Otis.
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Brew a strong pot of coffee, Ed.
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I'll duct-tape him to the chair.
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Ah, move out of the way.
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Looking at your website... that's all.
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Is there an employee we
should be worried about?
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Yeah, the one that looks like an
Italian grandmother in a onesie.
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My kid's new boyfriend is newly sober,
259
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,430
and I'm just doing a little fact-finding.
260
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:32,232
So Eve is dating a guy in recovery?
261
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,769
How old is he? 50?
262
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,671
Yes, Joe.
263
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,539
My daughter's
dating a 50-year-old.
264
00:10:38,573 --> 00:10:41,576
And my concern is that he drinks.
265
00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:44,278
He's 20 years old.
266
00:10:44,312 --> 00:10:46,748
Says he's been sober for about nine months.
267
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:50,284
So he got sober before he
could legally buy a drink?
268
00:10:50,318 --> 00:10:52,987
Yeah, that... that sounds
like a real beauty to me.
269
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,890
You like this guy?
270
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,058
Well, he likes football,
ribs, goes to church.
271
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,360
Hell, I'd date him.
272
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:00,395
What, are you crazy?
273
00:11:00,428 --> 00:11:01,696
Dating a guy like that,
274
00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:04,198
that's like buying a car
that's been in a bad accident.
275
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:08,770
You think it's fine, then one day,
you go to start it, and it's drunk.
276
00:11:08,803 --> 00:11:10,138
Get out!
277
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,273
- Still owe me 25 bucks.
- Get out!
278
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,809
You worried about this?
279
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:16,877
A little.
280
00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,747
The success rate for young people
in recovery's not that good.
281
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,083
How's Eve feel about it?
282
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,219
I'm not sure that she knows.
283
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,353
She needs to.
284
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:32,226
You'll get these back
when I get my 25 bucks.
285
00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:32,760
286
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,300
Hey, Kyle.
287
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,803
Kristin.
288
00:11:41,836 --> 00:11:44,272
What are you doing sneaking
around this time of year?
289
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,106
What if you were Mandy?
290
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,443
Why? Is that her present?
291
00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:49,744
Maybe.
292
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,478
Maybe not.
293
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:53,247
But mostly maybe.
294
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,183
Okay, look, I don't know
what you have in there,
295
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:57,685
but you know what would be a
really great gift for Mandy?
296
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,954
Uh, something that would
help her be on time.
297
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,023
A bus schedule?
298
00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:07,595
No. No, something more wristy... watchy.
299
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,929
You mean like a wristwatch.
300
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:11,098
Hey! Yeah! Great idea, Kyle.
301
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,767
Oh, look, and I-I found
this one in a magazine.
302
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,935
Oh, yeah.
303
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,704
Mandy taped one of these
to my steering wheel.
304
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,640
Yeah, but it's not as nice
as what I have for her.
305
00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:23,178
It's not the kind of thing
you can buy in a store.
306
00:12:23,211 --> 00:12:25,647
So you made her something?
307
00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,114
Maybe.
308
00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:28,349
Maybe not.
309
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:31,051
But mostly maybe?
310
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,819
Maybe.
311
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,988
I can't wait to see the look
on her face when she opens it.
312
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:35,989
(Chuckles)
313
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,558
Man: Kyle, you got a sec?
314
00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:39,727
This is gonna be the
greatest Christmas ever.
315
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,896
Maybe.
316
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,901
Maybe not.
317
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:51,405
318
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,406
Hey, there.
319
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,674
Hey.
320
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:56,177
Can I steal some Christmas
decorations for my basement?
321
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,712
You can't steal them now that you
already told me you're gonna steal them.
322
00:12:58,746 --> 00:13:00,947
You'd have to come back and
break in later or something.
323
00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,485
Oh, how's Rob?
324
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:08,156
Still a Raider fan, but I'm working on it.
325
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,323
You liked him, right?
326
00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:11,693
Yeah. You know, I don't
know that much about him.
327
00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:15,362
You know, long as you know about
him, that's what's most important.
328
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,365
You do know about him, right?
329
00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:18,533
Yeah, of course.
330
00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:21,035
Well, that's all that matters.
331
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,703
Like, what do you know about him?
332
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,207
Why are you so interested in this?
333
00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,808
Because I'm a people person.
334
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,779
You seem strangely interested
in talking about my boyfriend.
335
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,881
I find this behavior odd.
336
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,049
(Chuckles)
337
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:38,086
Well, I didn't ask enough
questions about Ryan,
338
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:40,355
and then you know how that turned out.
339
00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:41,957
Dad, what is it you want to know?
340
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:47,294
Did he tell you he was in recovery?
341
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,362
What?
342
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:52,133
Yeah, the other day at brunch, he came
over, and we were talking about it,
343
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,401
and he said that he's
a recovering alcoholic.
344
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,604
You know... brunch talk.
345
00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:00,074
He told you that?
346
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,708
Yeah, but I'm not judging him.
347
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,877
You know, I'm just saying, if he
didn't tell you something like that,
348
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,545
maybe you don't know him
as well as you think you do.
349
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,748
I've got to go.
350
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,983
Eve. Honey. Honey.
351
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,919
This is why I don't like brunch.
352
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,954
353
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:20,096
354
00:14:20,129 --> 00:14:22,264
W-W-Whoa. Vanessa,
the manger's my thing.
355
00:14:22,297 --> 00:14:25,501
I love to make the cow and the
sheep look like they're fighting.
356
00:14:27,236 --> 00:14:29,538
Sorry, honey, I saw all
these baby Jesuses today
357
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:33,076
on a half-off table and couldn't
leave them orphaned, so...
358
00:14:35,077 --> 00:14:36,779
Does... Does it look weird?
359
00:14:36,812 --> 00:14:38,782
Five baby Jesuses peering out of the hay?
360
00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:40,050
Yeah.
361
00:14:40,082 --> 00:14:42,351
You turned the Lord's birth
into an episode of "Hee Haw."
362
00:14:42,384 --> 00:14:44,287
(Scoffs)
363
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:48,025
What does this one got, a thyroid problem?
364
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:49,792
I am a little distracted.
365
00:14:49,825 --> 00:14:51,628
Uh, Eve and Rob broke up.
366
00:14:51,661 --> 00:14:52,896
- What?
- Yeah.
367
00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:55,665
I called to invite them to
dinner Friday, and she told me.
368
00:14:56,733 --> 00:14:59,069
Well, you know, it's
probably just a kids spat.
369
00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:01,303
You know, young people.
370
00:15:01,336 --> 00:15:03,239
Any... Anybody in jail?
371
00:15:04,106 --> 00:15:05,374
No. No, of course not.
372
00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:07,143
No, and it's not a spat, Mike. It's over.
373
00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:09,646
- Well, who broke up with who?
- No, she dumped him.
374
00:15:09,678 --> 00:15:11,047
And... And I don't get it.
375
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:15,718
I mean, if I was gonna create the perfect boyfriend
for Eve, you know, like... like, in a lab,
376
00:15:15,752 --> 00:15:20,923
with maybe other people's parts and
personalities and... it would be Rob.
377
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:25,262
I-I know that sounds creepy,
but you know what I mean!
378
00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:28,568
I think you just frightened
all the baby Jesuses.
379
00:15:28,598 --> 00:15:29,933
(Scoffs)
380
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:33,036
I've got to pack
something up in the garage.
381
00:15:33,069 --> 00:15:36,940
382
00:15:36,973 --> 00:15:38,575
Kristin!
383
00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:41,611
Hey, Kris!
384
00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:48,918
(Southern accent) Well, howdy, partner!
385
00:15:48,951 --> 00:15:51,421
I'm a-lookin' for my sister.
386
00:15:51,454 --> 00:15:55,225
I reckon she's been up
here 'round these parts.
387
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,292
Let me know when you're done.
388
00:15:56,325 --> 00:15:57,793
Yee-haw!
389
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,395
(Normal voice) What are you wearing?
390
00:15:59,428 --> 00:16:02,898
This is the first Christmas gift that
Ryan got me after we were married.
391
00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:07,437
And I wish that someone had warned
me before I opened that box.
392
00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:12,241
Why are you telling me this horrible story?
393
00:16:12,274 --> 00:16:14,244
I'm not getting that watch, am I?
394
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,879
This is your fringe jacket.
395
00:16:16,912 --> 00:16:20,784
Ooooooo... ooooooooh.
396
00:16:25,955 --> 00:16:27,958
He got me a dinosaur?
397
00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:30,759
Okay, look, Mandy, I know a
little bit about being married,
398
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:33,062
and when it comes to
presents, it's not the gift.
399
00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,163
It's the giving.
400
00:16:34,196 --> 00:16:36,767
A lot of love went into that abomination.
401
00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:38,938
Hey. Guys, what are you doing?
402
00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,670
You're... You're not supposed to see that.
403
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:41,971
Oh.
404
00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:45,008
I love it, Kyle.
405
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,677
(Voice breaking) I love it
more than anything in the world.
406
00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:50,080
Thanks, Mandy.
407
00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:52,015
But, uh, that isn't actually for you.
408
00:16:52,047 --> 00:16:55,251
Oh, thank God! (Gags)
409
00:16:55,284 --> 00:16:57,954
I did make you something, though, but
you have to wait until Christmas.
410
00:16:57,986 --> 00:16:58,954
Okay.
411
00:16:58,988 --> 00:17:01,358
Unless you.. want to see it now.
412
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,561
You want to see it now.
413
00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:10,766
It's Sonny!
414
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,269
The Sonny?
415
00:17:12,301 --> 00:17:14,621
Yeah, your dad said this is
the first fish you ever caught.
416
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:17,139
Yeah, it was! Oh, man!
417
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:20,176
I loved it so much, I made him
put it in the freezer for me.
418
00:17:20,209 --> 00:17:21,477
Ah, I remember.
419
00:17:21,511 --> 00:17:24,648
I was grossed out every time
I went in for a Popsicle.
420
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:26,215
Well, when your dad told me the story,
421
00:17:26,248 --> 00:17:29,285
I asked if I could turn it into a keepsake.
422
00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:30,453
Do you really like it?
423
00:17:30,485 --> 00:17:31,554
I love it.
424
00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:33,657
It's one of my happiest childhood memories.
425
00:17:33,689 --> 00:17:35,024
Thank you.
426
00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:37,294
So, who was the armadillo for?
427
00:17:37,327 --> 00:17:40,327
Oh, uh, it's for a friend of mine who
fell in love with those little buggers
428
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,365
during a summer in San Antonio.
429
00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:44,234
Oh. Ryan went to San Antonio on his...
430
00:17:44,266 --> 00:17:46,135
Oh, my God!
431
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:46,668
432
00:17:50,673 --> 00:17:52,676
Listen, you know you're
bad at stealing stuff
433
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:56,178
when the guy you stole from
has to bring it over to you.
434
00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:58,048
Maybe it means I'm really good at stealing.
435
00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:00,250
Put it over there and go
back for the silverware.
436
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:03,887
Your mom told me about this breakup,
437
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:06,156
and I hope it's not because of what I said.
438
00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:07,157
I'm fine.
439
00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,257
I mean, we don't need to have
440
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:12,494
one of those long, weepy
conversations you love.
441
00:18:12,528 --> 00:18:17,234
Damn. Because I brought
chocolates and a Lifetime movie.
442
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:20,070
I just did what I
thought was best for me...
443
00:18:20,102 --> 00:18:21,904
and, you know, you guys.
444
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:25,908
You did this for us?
445
00:18:25,942 --> 00:18:27,410
We're okay with the kid.
446
00:18:27,443 --> 00:18:30,013
I think your mom's actually
gonna invite him over to brunch,
447
00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:33,382
now that she knows she doesn't
have to share her booze.
448
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,219
I just knew you guys would never
be comfortable with it, you know?
449
00:18:36,252 --> 00:18:37,686
Every time we'd be 10
minutes late for something,
450
00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:40,189
you'd be calling the morgue. (Chuckles)
451
00:18:40,223 --> 00:18:41,691
The only time I ever call the morgue
452
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:44,261
is to have them page Izzie
Bleeding. (Is he bleeding)
453
00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,531
(Sighs) You did this for us?
454
00:18:48,563 --> 00:18:51,167
Yeah. What can I say?
I'm an awesome daughter.
455
00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:56,238
You know, I don't believe this.
456
00:18:56,272 --> 00:18:59,275
Dad, I promise you, I'm fine. Really.
457
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,778
No, no, no. I don't believe this.
458
00:19:03,178 --> 00:19:06,081
You didn't really break
up with him, did you?
459
00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:07,584
Yes, I did.
460
00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:08,718
(Mockingly) "Yes, I did."
461
00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:13,624
That's about as convincing as when
you said, "I-I don't have a snake."
462
00:19:15,524 --> 00:19:18,261
All right, fine, yes. (Sighs)
463
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:19,428
I didn't break up with Rob.
464
00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:21,765
I only told Mom that so
you guys wouldn't worry.
465
00:19:21,798 --> 00:19:24,434
And you knew he was getting
sober before I asked you?
466
00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,602
Yes, but what I didn't
know was that he told you,
467
00:19:26,636 --> 00:19:29,773
and now all you know about Rob is that
he's an alcoholic and a Raider fan.
468
00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:31,073
I mean, if he becomes a Democrat,
469
00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:34,176
he'll complete the Mike
Baxter trinity of evil.
470
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:37,680
He's not gonna become a Democrat
now that he stopped drinking.
471
00:19:37,714 --> 00:19:41,685
I just wish you'd gotten to know
him before he told you, you know?
472
00:19:41,717 --> 00:19:44,620
There's two things I know
about this kid, all right?
473
00:19:44,654 --> 00:19:46,455
He's brave and he's honest.
474
00:19:46,488 --> 00:19:49,758
He comes over to my house, and the
first thing he tells me is this?
475
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:51,127
Mm.
476
00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:53,796
For a guy who doesn't
drink, he is pretty chatty.
477
00:19:55,164 --> 00:19:57,801
Listen, I have a lot of
people in my life in recovery,
478
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:00,369
and those that make it
share two things in common...
479
00:20:00,403 --> 00:20:03,506
They're brave and they're honest.
480
00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,942
I know he's gonna make it, Dad.
481
00:20:05,975 --> 00:20:07,543
He might make it.
482
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:09,813
But you got to understand this,
honey... only he can stay sober.
483
00:20:09,846 --> 00:20:12,115
This is not about you helping him.
484
00:20:12,148 --> 00:20:14,117
He reminds me of that all the time.
485
00:20:14,149 --> 00:20:16,119
Oh. (Chuckling) Hey! Mr. Baxter.
486
00:20:16,151 --> 00:20:17,386
Hey, kid.
487
00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:20,322
This is cool. You didn't tell
me she'd asked you to help.
488
00:20:20,356 --> 00:20:23,859
Yeah, well, sometimes, my
dad helps without being asked.
489
00:20:25,427 --> 00:20:26,396
- Ooh.
- Mm.
490
00:20:29,732 --> 00:20:32,135
That is a brave kid.
491
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,169
492
00:20:36,941 --> 00:20:38,443
493
00:20:38,475 --> 00:20:39,577
(Door opens)
494
00:20:39,609 --> 00:20:41,411
- Hi.
- Hey.
495
00:20:41,444 --> 00:20:43,246
- Hey! Mrs. Baxter.
- Hi!
496
00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,415
Hey!
497
00:20:44,447 --> 00:20:46,083
Hi!
498
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:47,284
Hey!
499
00:20:49,886 --> 00:20:52,690
Uh, just, uh, doing the dishes.
500
00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:54,291
Just the one dish?
501
00:20:54,325 --> 00:20:56,126
Uh... yeah, I'm done.
502
00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:58,428
Just... The water glass had water.
503
00:20:58,462 --> 00:21:00,598
Mrs. Baxter, it's fine.
504
00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:01,865
(Chuckles) Really.
505
00:21:01,898 --> 00:21:07,972
Look, I'd feel better if you just
do whatever you would normally do.
506
00:21:08,004 --> 00:21:09,773
Okay. (Chuckles) Well...
507
00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:17,448
Damn, that looks good!
508
00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:23,088
Oh, this is gonna be fun.
509
00:21:23,138 --> 00:21:27,688
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