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"Last Man Standing" is recorded in
front of a live studio audience.
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Hey. Is Kyle back yet?
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I've been downstairs sewing all day,
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and I could use a little
back rub from the misses.
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And yet you still have enough
energy to open me a beer.
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Oh, my God! No, I thought that was a soda!
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Did you now?
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I almost drank that!
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That would've been so horrible
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and (Inhales sharply) Relaxing.
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Cool. What's for dinner?
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Well, I thought maybe we
could make dinner together.
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Okay. I got meat and potatoes.
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The rest is up to you.
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So, I have to do everything.
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I'll step back in once it's delicious.
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Set out a couple more plates.
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We invited some feathered
friends for dinner.
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That's gross.
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That's not gross. That's
good shooting, you two.
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But they're not dressed.
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Mandy, start plucking.
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I'm thinking pheasant under
glass, but I'll settle
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for anything that isn't
pheasant undercooked.
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(Scoffs)
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Kyle: I'll pluck those for you.
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Uh, uh, sorry, hold on.
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The... the feathers
on those pheasants...
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Those are pheasant feathers?
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How many "sodas" have you had?
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Pheasant feathers are really expensive, and
they're supes hot in fashion right now.
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Kate Middleton doesn't
go anywhere without them.
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Neither do those two.
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Yeah. They sure are beautiful creatures.
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Yeah.
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You still have that bucket
out back for their guts?
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Yep.
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Mike, you guys home?
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Uh... Be quiet. Maybe he'll go away.
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Kristin: We brought food!
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What's that? We're in here.
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Hey, guys. Hey, I got some
stuff from the restaurant.
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Yeah, one of the perks
of Kris being the manager.
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Oh, yeah. They trust me
there, so it's easy to steal.
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Yeah? Don't feel like you got to stay.
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I've got to go work on my designs
for a hat with pheasant feathers,
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which... fun fact... come from pheasants.
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Ooh, yum.
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Dibs on the bulgur pilaf.
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Ohh, history's most unnecessary dibs.
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Boyd, dinner!
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Hello, my wonderful family.
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Kristin: Hey. Hey, honey. How was school?
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I so love being back at college
with all the young people.
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Oh, you know what?
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In the interest of fitting in, I am
not married, and none of you exist.
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I have to say, mom, in all my life, I've
never seen you come home this happy.
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That's 'cause she had
to come home to you kids.
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And you, too.
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Nah, it was my old job.
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You know, teacher training, it's just...
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It's so much more stimulating.
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Today I learned that if you
want to get a child's attention,
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the most powerful tool is...
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Is...?
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...the pause.
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Thought you were supposed to
keep your paws off the kids.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaking of paws...
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Hey, did you wash up? Mm!
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Well, you know what?
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I think it is great that you're
chasing your passion so late in life.
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Well, thank you, Ryan, although
I think I could have done
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without the "late in life" part.
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I just can't wait to get started teaching.
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I don't know what the hurry.
Crowded classrooms, low pay.
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That job's not going anywhere.
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I completely agree with you, Vanessa.
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Making money is not nearly as
important as personal fulfillment.
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Well, making a little more money
could be pretty fulfilling, too.
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Be nice to be able to afford a shampoo
that wasn't also our dish soap.
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But Kris and I agree that it
wouldn't be worth the trade-offs,
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because I'd have to drive longer delivery
routes and spend less time with Boyd.
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Well, so, for the long haul, you
are driving the short haul.
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(Laughs)
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Living with jokes like
that for 25 years...
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That's the long haul.
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You know, Ryan, maybe you could get off
the road and move into management.
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Yeah, I'm not really the
corporate-ladder type.
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I don't have the stomach for it.
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Maybe it's this bulgur pilaf.
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I have everything a man really needs...
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A healthy kid, a beautiful
wife-to-be... aww.
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...and just enough income to support them.
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Ah, the Canadian dream...
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"Just enough."
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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All right. (Clears throat)
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Tuesday, 10:00 A.M. our
weekly partners meeting.
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All right, let's get this thing started.
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Okay.
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Guess there's no need
to call attendance, huh?
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Boy, you've been doing
that joke for 25 years.
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I think that joke voted for Dukakis.
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Ed, present. Smartass, also present.
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- Let's go. Ready?
- Here we go.
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- All right.
- Here we go.
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- Numbers?
- Steady.
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- All right. "P" and "I"?
- Is the same.
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- All right. How about the new...
- Eh, it's...
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Right, right, right, right.
Maybe we should...
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Not until...
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Good idea, but without...
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Absolutely.
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- There we are.
- Ahh. All right.
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All right.
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(Sighs) Well, meeting adjourned, huh?
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- Yeah, I thought it would never end.
- Yeah.
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Boy, I feel like we're stuck in a rut here.
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Well, if by "rut" you mean
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a comfortable groove between
two loose, cool dudes.
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That's not a rut. That's
just bad beat poetry.
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Listen, I say we shake it up a little bit.
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Okay. How about next Tuesday morning's
10:00 meeting, let's do it at 10:30.
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(Chuckles)
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You know, that... I... that sounds crazy.
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Yeah, I know. Let's just stick to 10:00.
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No, I'm talking about a fresh challenge.
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You know what I've been daydreaming about?
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Ann-Margret? That's where
I go every day at 2:30.
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No. I'm thinking about that wild-game
restaurant we were talking about.
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Ohh, so you're finally gonna open Outdoor
"man, I'm hungry for some meat"?
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Yeah, but that's not
the name of that place.
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We can enjoy all the exotic foods
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I've discovered through
all my travels, like kudu.
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Have you ever had that? Or
...or... or zebra kabobs.
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- Red camel stew... Ever tried that?
- No.
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Good, 'cause it's terrible.
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That's probably why
camels spit all the time.
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Trying to get the taste of
camel out of their mouths.
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Why should people have to go all the way
to Jamaica to enjoy a bowl of goat?
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We could serve it for breakfast
and call it "goatmeal."
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You're seriously not on my
team for this, all right?
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I've done all the financials, right?
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We have built-in foot traffic.
We've got brand awareness.
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Everything we need is right here.
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People don't come here to eat, Mikey.
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They're hunters and fishermen.
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Yeah, but most of these guys aren't
good at either one of those things.
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We don't know anything about
the restaurant business.
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It's too risky.
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Yeah, but it gets us
out of our comfort zone.
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We've been resting on our laurels
so long, my laurels are numb.
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I'm happy on my numb laurels.
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No, the whole thing gives me a headache.
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You know how much I believe in this?
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I'll put up the seed money myself.
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I'll do the early financials, get a
design study, an architectural rendering.
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I won't make any promises, but if
I like what I see, I'll jump in.
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But don't wait to jump in.
There's a deadline, you know?
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You want to get in before, you know, the...
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- What?
- ... the ... Before you're dead.
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Kyle: ...More in the bag. (Laughs)
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You're gonna take some
of them home, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. And I don't mind
eating around the buckshot.
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And if you swallow a piece, big deal.
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Um, buckshot is lead.
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It causes diminished mental capacity.
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I doubt that. I've
eaten an awful lot of it.
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Oh, thank God you guys are
back. I need those feathers.
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Mandy, hold still. There's
a bird on your head.
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Ew. Don't be gross. It's not a bird.
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It's the remains of a dead bird.
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(Sighs) It's a fascinator
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(British accent) Just like
Kate Middleton wears.
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I made it meself, I did.
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- Well, the accent is fascinating...
- (Normal voice) Thank you.
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...but I can't say the
same for that goofy hat.
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Uh, I've already sold three of these "goofy"
hats, and I have orders for eight more.
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So, let's see... eight hats at seven
feathers a hat, that's... buh, math.
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Well, hey, we got some more
feathers right here. Look.
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Ugh. Man, this batch looks pretty lifeless.
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Oh, they have to be.
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Otherwise, they will not get in the bag.
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I need some more colors.
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Aren't there, like, green pheasants...
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Maybe the young ones that aren't ripe yet?
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Well, I can't go hunting for a few days.
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I have to take my grandma to
Cheyenne for her back surgery.
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She slipped a disc throwing her
Salisbury steak at the day nurse.
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Oh, man. I have orders to fill.
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Eve, you have to go hunting for me.
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(Groans) I'm sick of eating pheasant.
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Can't you make a hat out
of shrimp or something?
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Fine. I will do it myself.
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- You're going hunting?
- Mm.
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Well, then, count me in.
I have to see this.
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Although I don't want to get shot.
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Oh, I know.
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I'll stand directly between
you and the pheasants.
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(Laughs mockingly)
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Hey, Kris.
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Uh, dad? What are you doing here?
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What am I doing here?
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Is it weird that your dad
comes to see you at work?
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Well, I once asked if you
wanted to come have lunch here,
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and you said, "that'd be weird."
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Did I say "weird?"
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I meant "far."
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Driving down here, traffic's
terrible. You know that?
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You know why?
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All the new weed stores.
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You got people just
standing around looking at
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stop signs, waiting for
them to turn green.
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So, uh... uh, kind of slow today, huh?
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Ah, well, what you call "slow,"
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we in the restaurant
business call "not open yet."
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Hey, I actually just ran a new promotion,
and we are booked solid for tonight.
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That's great. Great. Well,
ties into why I'm here.
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- Listen...
- What's up?
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I'm thinking about opening
that wild-game restaurant.
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Oh, you mean Outdoor Manger?
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Yeah. We're not taking names yet,
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but I'll put that in the
pile of terrible ones.
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Oh, look at that. This is weird.
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I always thought that
was a great idea, dad.
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You know why?
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Because you're smart, and
you know this business.
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And that's why... I'd
like you to come on board.
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You want me to be your manager?
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Nope. I want you to be a partner.
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Be your own boss, right under me.
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And except when I'm in the bathroom,
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which is more and more of
the time now, it'd all be you.
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(Scoffs) That would be amazing.
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I think so, too. I mean, really
incredible. A dream come true.
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I think so, too.
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I'm gonna have to say no.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Say no? What do you
...what do you mean?
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Oh, believe me, it is very tempting.
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00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,707
Oh, it'd be so great to be the boss.
243
00:09:44,775 --> 00:09:47,076
Well, again, under me.
244
00:09:47,144 --> 00:09:48,478
But we're doing really well here.
245
00:09:48,545 --> 00:09:51,080
I've... I've worked really
hard to build this business.
246
00:09:51,148 --> 00:09:52,388
I-I'd like to see that through.
247
00:09:52,416 --> 00:09:53,983
You built this business for somebody else.
248
00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:55,412
You're making somebody else money.
249
00:09:55,452 --> 00:09:58,421
This is a chance to make me... me... you
and me, we'd all make a lot of money.
250
00:09:58,489 --> 00:10:00,256
I'm... I'm sorry, dad, okay?
251
00:10:00,324 --> 00:10:01,724
I really should get back to work.
252
00:10:01,792 --> 00:10:03,292
Kris, wai... do...
253
00:10:06,363 --> 00:10:07,463
(Sighs, clears throat)
254
00:10:07,531 --> 00:10:09,098
Kris, is this... is this because you...
255
00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:10,466
You don't want to work with me?
256
00:10:10,534 --> 00:10:13,721
Well... but only because, you
know, we have such a great
257
00:10:13,752 --> 00:10:16,602
relationship now, and I'd
hate to jeopardize that.
258
00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,708
Our relationship isn't that great!
259
00:10:18,775 --> 00:10:21,210
I mean, it's... it's
not like you're Eve.
260
00:10:21,278 --> 00:10:22,478
(Chuckles)
261
00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:24,814
There are a lot of
qualified managers out there.
262
00:10:24,882 --> 00:10:26,616
I'll help you come up with a list.
263
00:10:26,683 --> 00:10:28,885
Well, I hope it's not
another family member.
264
00:10:28,952 --> 00:10:30,853
I don't want to go through this again.
265
00:10:37,159 --> 00:10:38,726
(Sighs)
266
00:10:38,794 --> 00:10:39,761
Hi, mom!
267
00:10:39,828 --> 00:10:40,795
Hey.
268
00:10:40,863 --> 00:10:42,663
Hi. Uh-oh. Long day?
269
00:10:42,731 --> 00:10:45,166
Uh, well, our new waitress quit mid-shift
270
00:10:45,234 --> 00:10:48,536
because she didn't realize
she would have to look at fish.
271
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:51,239
Bummer. Well, Boyd and
I had a great day. Yeah?
272
00:10:51,306 --> 00:10:53,306
I picked him up from school,
and we went to protest
273
00:10:53,308 --> 00:10:54,988
in front of the bureau of land management.
274
00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:56,277
Oh, wow. Hmm.
275
00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:59,413
Logging is murder!
276
00:10:59,481 --> 00:11:01,082
That's right, son.
277
00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,750
When a tree falls in the
forest, there is a sound.
278
00:11:02,818 --> 00:11:04,485
The universe cries.
279
00:11:04,553 --> 00:11:06,120
Honey, why don't you
go play with your legos?
280
00:11:06,188 --> 00:11:07,121
We'll make some dinner.
281
00:11:07,189 --> 00:11:10,157
Legos are murder!
282
00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,398
I mean, if you've ever stepped
on one in the middle of the night,
283
00:11:13,428 --> 00:11:15,062
you know what he's talking about.
284
00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:17,632
Babe, I thought that you had a
beer delivery to Pueblo tonight.
285
00:11:17,699 --> 00:11:20,868
Yeah, I did, but this protest was really
important, so I gave the run to Amir.
286
00:11:20,936 --> 00:11:22,537
And he's always looking for extra money.
287
00:11:22,571 --> 00:11:24,138
Huh. Maybe I should marry Amir.
288
00:11:25,841 --> 00:11:27,308
Uh, my dad came by work today.
289
00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:31,212
Uh, he's got this idea to open
a restaurant at Outdoor Man,
290
00:11:31,279 --> 00:11:34,982
and he asked me to run
it... as a part owner.
291
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,618
Wow. That's... That's great.
292
00:11:37,686 --> 00:11:39,320
Uh, yeah. I told him no.
293
00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:44,091
I said that I thought he and I working
together would be too stressful.
294
00:11:44,159 --> 00:11:45,292
Yeah, well, I get that.
295
00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:48,929
I mean, before he started working with
Mike, Ed had a full head of hair.
296
00:11:48,997 --> 00:11:51,832
That wasn't the real
reason I-I turned him down.
297
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:54,135
Honey, I don't feel like I can
afford to take this kind of a risk.
298
00:11:54,202 --> 00:11:57,972
You know, if... if the restaurant
fails, you and I are down to one salary.
299
00:11:58,039 --> 00:12:00,708
We'd find a way, all right?
You need to follow your bliss.
300
00:12:00,775 --> 00:12:03,477
Super sweet, but not helpful.
301
00:12:03,545 --> 00:12:05,379
I'm being supportive.
302
00:12:05,447 --> 00:12:08,415
No, you're making supportive noises, but
you're not doing squat to back them up.
303
00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:10,251
I mean, how am I supposed
to take a leap like that
304
00:12:10,318 --> 00:12:13,454
if I can't really... trust
you to be my safety net?
305
00:12:13,521 --> 00:12:14,989
You can count on me, all right?
306
00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:16,957
If anything happened, we would find a way.
307
00:12:17,025 --> 00:12:18,626
Will you stop saying, "we will find a way"?
308
00:12:18,693 --> 00:12:21,228
What way? What...
Where is this way, huh?
309
00:12:21,296 --> 00:12:23,530
Babe, I'm just trying to be positive.
310
00:12:23,598 --> 00:12:25,799
But positivity doesn't put
money in the bank account.
311
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:28,369
What about that $20 check
that I got from the utne reader
312
00:12:28,436 --> 00:12:31,138
for my poem "everything is super great"?
313
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:34,975
If we were to have a financial setback
tomorrow, what would be your plan?
314
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:37,377
- We'd find a w...
- Don't say "way."
315
00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:39,947
...path.
316
00:12:40,014 --> 00:12:41,348
(Groans)
317
00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:43,317
You know what? Look around, okay?
We could downsize.
318
00:12:43,384 --> 00:12:45,424
We don't... we don't need
any of these fancy things.
319
00:12:45,453 --> 00:12:49,156
What fancy things? What
...water? Power? Heat?
320
00:12:49,224 --> 00:12:51,592
Honey (Chuckles) We have
to move the batteries
321
00:12:51,659 --> 00:12:54,728
from the smoke detector to the
remote just to turn on the TV.
322
00:12:54,796 --> 00:12:55,929
See?
323
00:12:55,997 --> 00:12:58,465
The remote didn't work, and we found a way.
324
00:13:02,804 --> 00:13:04,705
Wow, so, Kristin turned you down?
325
00:13:04,772 --> 00:13:09,009
She said our relationship was so good,
she didn't want to spend time with me.
326
00:13:11,379 --> 00:13:12,779
Actually, I get it. (Laughs)
327
00:13:14,749 --> 00:13:18,018
I have always liked your restaurant
idea, so don't give up on it.
328
00:13:18,086 --> 00:13:20,387
You know what? You could
be the next Chipotle.
329
00:13:20,455 --> 00:13:25,125
Instead of steak burritos, we
could have, uh... snake burritos.
330
00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:27,794
What are you and Ed gonna do for a manager?
331
00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:28,995
We got some options.
332
00:13:29,063 --> 00:13:30,530
But Ed's really not on board with this.
333
00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:31,765
No? What do you mean?
334
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,467
He doesn't want to put
any money into it, so...
335
00:13:34,535 --> 00:13:35,902
I'm gonna use our money.
336
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,971
So, it's just you and me, partner.
337
00:13:48,716 --> 00:13:52,118
So... You're gonna be
the silent partner, huh?
338
00:13:52,186 --> 00:13:55,221
Uh, when... when were
you gonna run this by me?
339
00:13:55,289 --> 00:13:57,324
I just ran it. That was running just then.
340
00:13:57,391 --> 00:13:58,925
Honey (Scoffs) I mean, I'm just wondering
341
00:13:58,993 --> 00:14:02,095
if we should be rolling the dice on
this when we're down to one paycheck.
342
00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:05,665
Yeah, my paycheck, so this conversation's
basically just a courtesy.
343
00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:07,801
But it's our money.
344
00:14:07,868 --> 00:14:08,935
- Yeah.
- Huh?
345
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:11,004
Look, I just don't like the timing of this.
346
00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:13,139
I-I-I just left my job
to move into teaching.
347
00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,474
So, I can't do what I want
348
00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:17,243
so you can go out there and
Chase unicorns and rainbows?
349
00:14:17,311 --> 00:14:19,846
You mean educate America's youth?
350
00:14:19,914 --> 00:14:22,415
Same chance of success.
351
00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:25,618
Honey, the only reason why I feel
comfortable changing careers
352
00:14:25,686 --> 00:14:27,687
is because you're solid and successful.
353
00:14:27,755 --> 00:14:29,956
The reason I'm successful
is 'cause I take risks,
354
00:14:30,024 --> 00:14:33,126
and I fell in love with a woman
who supported me in those risks.
355
00:14:33,193 --> 00:14:35,094
Not this time, honey. Sorry.
356
00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:39,732
How do you know I'm talking about you?
357
00:14:46,184 --> 00:14:48,886
Okay. Tell me again why we
have to wear these vests.
358
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,522
Uh, so other hunters won't
accidentally shoot you.
359
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,324
Oh.
360
00:14:53,391 --> 00:14:54,658
I'm torn, you know?
361
00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:56,060
I don't want to get shot,
362
00:14:56,127 --> 00:14:59,196
but I would rather be dead
than be caught wearing orange.
363
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:01,565
Now, you haven't been hunting in a while.
364
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,434
So it takes patience, you know?
365
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:05,903
Might be stuck out
here for hours before...
366
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:06,904
Flock of hats!
367
00:15:10,141 --> 00:15:13,143
(Panting) Okay. How many did I get?
368
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:14,545
Whoa. (Chuckles)
369
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,947
Just one, but you killed
the crap out of that thing.
370
00:15:17,015 --> 00:15:18,582
Yeah? Well, he should feel good.
371
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,184
He's going to a better place...
372
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,919
The future queen of england's hat.
373
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:22,953
Mm!
374
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:24,288
Oh, look! More hats.
375
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:27,658
Yeah! (Laughs)
376
00:15:27,725 --> 00:15:29,026
Okay.
377
00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:38,235
What's going on? Are you moving out?
378
00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:41,071
No.
379
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:43,540
And you sounded a little
too eager just then.
380
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:46,543
Yeah, I know. I kind of heard that, too.
381
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:48,712
Don't bite my head off, okay?
382
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,848
But I think I found an
honest-to-goodness way.
383
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,150
For what?
384
00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:55,752
For you to have the safety
net you said you wanted.
385
00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:58,221
I signed up for a new delivery route...
386
00:15:58,289 --> 00:16:00,157
Three-day haul to Bakersfield.
387
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:02,692
It's really good money,
I get the same daily rate,
388
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,761
and everything after 5:00 is gravy.
389
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:08,899
I mean literally everything in
every diner is covered in gravy.
390
00:16:08,966 --> 00:16:11,101
Oh, are... are you sure
y-you want to do this?
391
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,803
I'm... I-I know how much your
time with Boyd means to you.
392
00:16:13,871 --> 00:16:15,505
I mean, the redskins are in town.
393
00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,707
You guys already made
all those protest signs.
394
00:16:17,775 --> 00:16:20,176
Kris, this is how a
relationship should work.
395
00:16:20,244 --> 00:16:22,546
We trade off being each other's safety net.
396
00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:25,749
And I want you to be able to
do the restaurant with your dad.
397
00:16:25,816 --> 00:16:27,984
Wow.
398
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,886
Thank you.
399
00:16:29,954 --> 00:16:31,221
(Chuckling) I'm excited...
400
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,823
...and a little nervous.
401
00:16:33,891 --> 00:16:35,292
You think I can handle it?
402
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:36,793
You're gonna be awesome.
403
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,628
Oh, there's pressure. (Sighs)
404
00:16:38,696 --> 00:16:40,330
(Stammers)
405
00:16:40,398 --> 00:16:42,665
My life was so much easier
when I couldn't depend on you.
406
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:43,633
(Chuckles)
407
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:48,171
- Hello?
- Hey.
408
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:49,706
Dad, look. We had a big day.
409
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:53,409
Don't be surprised if pheasants show
up on the endangered-species list.
410
00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:04,120
So, looks like the...
The pheasants fought back?
411
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:06,956
Oh, my God. Pheasant hunting is ridiculous.
412
00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:10,126
All the running and the
chasing and the fetching.
413
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:11,694
Ugh.
414
00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:15,598
That's what the dog's for.
415
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:17,166
Dog?
416
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:21,638
Well, Kyle usually borrows his friend's
dog, but Mandy did such a good job!
417
00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:23,940
Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl?
418
00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:26,576
I am a good girl!
419
00:17:26,644 --> 00:17:27,910
Yeah!
420
00:17:27,978 --> 00:17:30,780
I jumped into a pond after
one of those stupid birds.
421
00:17:30,848 --> 00:17:32,615
But I got my feathers! Yes!
422
00:17:32,683 --> 00:17:36,085
Now, if you guys will excuse me,
I am going to go take a shower
423
00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:38,788
and get rid of whatever's
crawling around in my boot.
424
00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:40,857
So, why didn't you just rent a dog?
425
00:17:40,924 --> 00:17:43,059
Where's the fun in that?
Besides, Mandy had a great time.
426
00:17:43,127 --> 00:17:45,368
She rode with her head out
the window the whole way home.
427
00:17:48,532 --> 00:17:50,233
Guess what goes good with pheasant.
428
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:51,234
More pheasant.
429
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,037
Except this top one's so full of lead,
430
00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:58,141
he looks like Sonny
Corleone on the Causeway.
431
00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,575
More pheasants.
432
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:02,178
Boy, just when I think I'm
out, they pull me back in.
433
00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:03,980
Hi, guys. Hi.
434
00:18:04,047 --> 00:18:06,749
You know, if there are more dead
birds in that bag, just get out.
435
00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:08,818
Just brought you guys dessert. (Chuckles)
436
00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:12,255
Hey, uh, dad, listen. Ryan
and I had a long talk...
437
00:18:12,322 --> 00:18:14,890
Oh, it probably just
seemed like a long talk.
438
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,059
If the offer still stands,
439
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:19,528
I would love to partner
with you in the restaurant.
440
00:18:19,596 --> 00:18:21,397
What happened to not
wanting to work with me?
441
00:18:21,465 --> 00:18:22,732
To be honest, I just said that
442
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:24,800
'cause I wasn't sure I could
count on Ryan's support.
443
00:18:24,868 --> 00:18:28,871
I mean, it's not a given like
it is between you and mom.
444
00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:31,507
Yeah, we're pretty good that way.
445
00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:33,309
Yep. We usually are.
446
00:18:33,377 --> 00:18:35,845
I've been thinking a lot
about your wild-game concept.
447
00:18:35,912 --> 00:18:38,714
Yeah? We need to also serve
stuff like chicken and burgers,
448
00:18:38,782 --> 00:18:41,250
you know, to ease the
customers into the exotic stuff.
449
00:18:41,318 --> 00:18:44,420
Go from tater tots to gator tots.
450
00:18:44,488 --> 00:18:48,724
I've been researching suppliers, and
I found the names of six ranches
451
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,926
that raise exotic animals for food.
452
00:18:50,994 --> 00:18:53,863
Don't forget failed zoos and circuses.
453
00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:56,799
These are great ideas, yeah.
454
00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:58,467
But we're having a-a little...
455
00:18:58,535 --> 00:19:00,569
A little hiccup here with the financing.
456
00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:03,105
Ed doesn't really think this
is a good idea right now.
457
00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:06,942
Well, we... we don't need Ed.
458
00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:08,143
Why not?
459
00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:11,714
Well, I mean... we have money.
460
00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:14,250
Our money.
461
00:19:14,317 --> 00:19:16,598
You heard my silent partner,
and I like what she's saying.
462
00:19:17,687 --> 00:19:19,555
Welcome aboard. (Squeals softly)
463
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:21,590
Are you ready to do what's necessary?
464
00:19:21,658 --> 00:19:23,325
I will work like a dog.
465
00:19:23,393 --> 00:19:26,095
Looks like Mandy's
already got that covered.
466
00:19:26,162 --> 00:19:29,798
But I do want to know if you
remember how to dress a pheasant.
467
00:19:29,866 --> 00:19:31,634
- Oh, yeah.
- We got a gut bucket outside.
468
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,836
- No problem, partner.
- Excellent.
469
00:19:33,903 --> 00:19:37,106
How's it feel to be the
number-one daughter again?
470
00:19:37,173 --> 00:19:40,642
Huh. I have to say, it's not too bad.
471
00:19:47,097 --> 00:19:49,531
(Typewriter dings)
472
00:19:49,599 --> 00:19:51,734
Hi. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man.
473
00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:53,869
History is made by the men and women
474
00:19:53,937 --> 00:19:56,672
bold enough to risk
everything for a crazy idea...
475
00:19:56,740 --> 00:20:01,043
Explorers, inventors, people
who think outside of the box.
476
00:20:01,111 --> 00:20:03,278
How about the guy that
first got to try milk?
477
00:20:03,346 --> 00:20:04,747
He said to his buddy,
478
00:20:04,814 --> 00:20:07,983
"hey, you see that dangly thing
hanging from that cow, huh?
479
00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:10,619
"I'm gonna squeeze it,
and whatever comes out,
480
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,087
I'm gonna have it with cookies."
481
00:20:12,155 --> 00:20:13,589
(Cow moos)
482
00:20:13,656 --> 00:20:16,258
Great people inspire us to do great things.
483
00:20:16,326 --> 00:20:20,629
Helen Keller once said, "life is
either a daring adventure or nothing."
484
00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:23,198
Wow. 'Course, she might
have been talking about
485
00:20:23,229 --> 00:20:25,364
making it safely across the living room.
486
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Circus daredevil Karl
Wallenda has a famous quote...
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"Life is being on the wire.
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Everything else is just waiting."
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This lead to God's famous quote,
"somebody show Wallenda around."
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But don't let successful people fool you.
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You know, failure is much more common.
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But we never hear those famous quotes...
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The investor who said, "I'm putting
all my money into gluten."
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The presidential adviser who said,
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"let's just send a few guys to
Vietnam. What could go wrong?"
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The famous baseball team owner who said,
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"he's a fat pitcher. Let
the Yankees have Ruth."
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Of course, my favorite,
the pioneer who said,
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"there'll be plenty of food.
It's called the donner party."
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The point is, you have to be willing to
fail if you're ever going to succeed.
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And if you do fail, it's
not gonna kill you...
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Unless you're Karl Wallenda, and then
you might wanna consider using a net.
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Which we sell at Outdoor Man.
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