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Previously on Good Trouble...
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I want a big traditional wedding.
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Why are you doing this?
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If I help her plan this wedding,
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then I'll be numb to the fact
that she's not marrying me.
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RAJ: I misread all the signals.
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Wait. What are you doing?
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Gael... just a friend?
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JAMIE: I'd just like to
know who I'm up against.
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CALLIE: Oh, we are seeing other people.
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This thing isn't just casual.
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Not for me.
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CALLIE: It isn't for me, either.
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MARIANA: Davia has been hooking up
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with this guy from her hometown.
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Did you try my wife?
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- He's married, Davia.
- I know.
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♪ ♪
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Sorry.
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- Hmm.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- Oh, my God!
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What the hell are you doing?
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- I was... What?
- Huh?
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WOMAN: Are you kidding me?
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After everything that I've done for you?
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You spineless loser. God, you are...
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- I should, I should chop it...
- MAN: Whoa!
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(ARGUING CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
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♪ And then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, belle amie ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa-pa ♪
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Other guys are gonna take
you to a nice restaurant,
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but I'm gonna take you to a
nice restaurant in a nice suit.
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- You know?
- Uh-huh.
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So, tell me about yourself.
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That's a real broad area there, Paul.
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I'm gonna need you to narrow it down.
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Do you want food? I can order some apps.
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- Sure. I'll get us the menus.
- Yeah. I'll get the menu.
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- No, I can do it.
- Oh, I can that.
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Do you like movies? What are
your thoughts on astrology?
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I'm a Pisces. I don't know
if that means anything to you.
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You wanna go halfsies
on the broccolini or...
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Oh, I'm allergic to crab cakes.
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Have you ever been to Milano?
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I'd love to take you there.
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What-what would you
call that lip color?
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Is that, uh, like a rose?
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I'm still down to eat it.
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The crab cakes. I...
I just get puffy, yeah.
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It looks great on you.
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I mean, how cool to watch you
experience that through my eyes.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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- No carbs though, right?
- (QUIETLY): I guess.
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(CELL PHONES VIBRATING)
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- ALICE: Oh. I'll be right back.
- MARIANA: I'll be right back.
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Paul? Really?
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That's your idea of a sex machine?
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He buys his pants at Costco.
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Yeah, well, how do you know that?
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'Cause he told me.
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That's the most interesting
thing he's said so far.
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Okay, well, my date is as
deep as a puddle. Alice?
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He had worshipful eyes.
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Maybe because he was
looking in a mirror.
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Seriously, if I had a
drink every time he started
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a sentence with the word
"I," I would be hammered.
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So, get hammered and bang him.
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Easy for you to say, you
bailed on this experiment.
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- DAVIA: Oh, he's cute.
- "I like my women like I like my coffee,
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black and bitter." No.
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Sorry, I did not see that.
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- Don't worry about it. I got this.
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Hey, you worry about Alice.
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No, don't worry about Alice.
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Alice is fine with no date.
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Okay, Alice would rather
deep-fry her own hand.
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Look, I'm not just
gonna find you a date.
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Ooh, I am going to find you someone
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who makes you forget Sumi ever existed.
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What are you guys doing?
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Your sister had the inspired idea
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that we should pick dates for each other
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on the Shyppr app.
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- CALLIE: Oh.
- We all need to get laid.
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- Yeah.
- Even though I already have a man.
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Uh, your man canceled his
trip to LA this weekend.
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And your man has a wife.
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Do you really wanna antagonize me
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when I hold the fate of
your love life in my hands?
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Oh, and FYI, Mariana,
since I have someone
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who checks all my boxes, I'm
just looking for a sex machine.
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- On it.
- Mariana.
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What about a guy that has a cat?
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- That's fine.
- How about six cats?
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DAVIA: Oh, hello, Isaac.
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- Hot, athletic, runs his own business.
- MALIKA: Ooh.
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Oh, wait a minute. I
think I might have seen him
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- in the neighborhood.
- Maybe.
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Says he lives in Downtown LA.
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But I might save him for myself.
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Oh, too late. (CHUCKLES)
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- So rude. (GRUNTS)
- Argh!
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MARIANA: We would swipe for you, Callie,
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but with two guys already,
you've got your hands full.
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Out of curiosity, exactly how full?
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- Davia...
- MALIKA: What is wrong with you?
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- We all wanna know.
- MALIKA: No, I don't wanna know.
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No, I'm not seeing anyone this weekend.
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Rebecca passed the bar
and she is rubbing it in our faces.
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So, I have to study.
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(MOANS)
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CALLIE: Oh, my God.
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(BOTH MOAN)
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So, I'm proposing we make a pact.
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- Hmm.
- I have to pass the bar,
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and you need to work on your
new pieces for your show, so...
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no seeing each other this weekend.
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- No sex.
- No Superman?
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Clark Kent?
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Jamie?
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He does not look like Clark Kent.
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Just picture him with glasses on.
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Yeah, maybe a little.
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So have you heard from him?
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Have you heard from Bryan?
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- So this weekend...
- Deal.
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We'll hole ourselves up in
our lofts, get our shit done,
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put you completely out of my mind.
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Am I that easy to forget?
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I mean, I may not be the Man of Steel,
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but I can be disciplined.
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I once went a whole day
without checking Twitter.
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That's so impressive.
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I also deleted Facebook.
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That is so hot.
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Looks like you're the one who's
gonna suffer withdrawal this weekend.
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(CLICKS TONGUE) I think I'll survive.
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Yeah?
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- I beg to differ.
- (LAUGHS)
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My hair's always gonna
look better than yours.
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... and then we moved to New Mexico.
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Uh, you ever had a sopapilla?
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My mom's always like,
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- "Why you no do rocket surgery?"
- (LAUGHS)
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Man, Coterie Shyppr Theater's
not nearly as wild as I wanted.
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Oh, girl, that's 'cause
I wasn't involved.
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What happened to that
writer guy you were seeing?
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Man, he tried to pull that
white savior crap on me.
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Don't he know? I'm
working on a PhD, bitch.
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Anyone who looks at you
and thinks you need saving
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- can kiss my black ass.
- Thank you.
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- Uh... hello.
- YARI: Oh, hay-llo!
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- I would swipe hella right on that.
- Mm-hmm.
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I did. And he clearly
did not swipe right on me.
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- For real?
- Yep.
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Okay, now, this is getting good.
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Mm-hmm. Whatcha gonna do?
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Same thing he did to me.
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- Ignore him.
- Okay.
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(SCOFFS) Oh, hey, queen.
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- Live your best life.
- Mm-mm.
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- Mm.
- Mm-mm.
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- Mm-mm. Take it back.
- Aah! That's hot.
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CODY: Look, I know I
may seem intimidating,
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but I put my pants on two legs at a time
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just like everyone else.
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(MAN LAUGHS)
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Sorry. What were you saying?
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I was talking about my pants.
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Right.
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Tell me more.
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(LAUGHING)
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(MOUTHS) Need help?
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GAEL: Cooling off or looking for snacks?
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All of the above.
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How's the studying going?
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(CLEARS THROAT) You
know, getting organized.
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How's the arting going?
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Uh, you know, getting organized.
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Anything good to eat in there?
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Nothing.
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There's a food truck fest
a few blocks from here.
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We gotta eat, right?
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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Excuse me?
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So, this is happening, huh?
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Sorry.
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Have a good night.
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Uh, Coterie romances
never end well, guys.
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Trust me.
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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I really have to study.
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Yeah, I really have to work.
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See, now that guy is a
problem with these apps.
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He sees a dark face and
automatically swipes left.
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And if they don't, they won't
let you be a whole person.
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Right. Like, why can't I
have a PhD and big-ass booty?
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Well, because according
to society and those apps,
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we're either struggling subhumans
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- or hypersexulaized freaks.
- Mm-hmm. Preach.
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The apps aren't all that
bad. I did meet Anton online.
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- We know!
- We know!
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Mm-hmm. That's right.
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You keep on waiting over
there with your nice shoulders.
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How dare you swipe left on my girl?
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You think you all that, I got a...
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Oh, shit. Here he come.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Uh, excuse me.
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Uh, you think it's possible
we could order some drinks?
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Me and my friend, we've
been here for a minute.
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I'm so sorry. I must
have overlooked you.
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I'll be right over.
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- Appreciate it.
- Mm-hmm.
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(LAUGHING)
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So Dave Matthews isn't
your favorite band?
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(LAUGHS) No.
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I put that ironically.
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No one under 40's favorite
band is Dave Matthews.
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- (LAUGHS)
- Mine is.
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- Well...
- Did you think I was being ironic too?
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Is that why you... you picked me?
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- 'Cause I wasn't sure...
- Okay.
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Full disclosure, Paul?
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I didn't pick you.
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This was a bit of an experiment.
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ALICE (OVER PHONE): That
automatic flushing toilet
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splashed up in places
I never gave permission.
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- You never know. That's enough.
- Oh. What are...
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Come on. What are you doing?
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You're sweet to laugh, but it's dumb.
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No. You're like legit funny.
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You should come be a
guest on my radio show.
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- You have a radio show?
- Yeah.
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We live stream on Sunday mornings.
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- Wow.
- We have like 11 listeners, but they're devoted.
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Cool. I mean, is it
like a talk show or...
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It's like whatever I want it to be.
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Uh, sometimes I play
music that makes me cry
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or a lot of lady disco.
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Uh, one hour I just played the sounds
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of white girls ordering brunch.
249
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Yeah. I just talk about
random stuff that happen to me.
250
00:10:45,385 --> 00:10:46,795
Like bad dates?
251
00:10:48,135 --> 00:10:49,635
This is not a bad date.
252
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,795
- At all.
- Yeah?
253
00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:55,424
I'm having a good time.
254
00:10:55,425 --> 00:10:56,884
Me too.
255
00:10:56,885 --> 00:11:00,134
I've been to The Broad, The
Grove, The Hollywood Bowl,
256
00:11:00,135 --> 00:11:02,504
all the "The's" of LA, really.
257
00:11:02,505 --> 00:11:04,384
Have you done Runyon yet?
258
00:11:04,385 --> 00:11:06,795
It's the place to get your body tight.
259
00:11:07,675 --> 00:11:08,845
You get it?
260
00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:11,754
Yeah, yeah. I see what you did there.
261
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,845
Yeah.
262
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,084
Anything else?
263
00:11:21,085 --> 00:11:23,005
Yes. Uh, how about your name?
264
00:11:24,295 --> 00:11:26,084
MAN: You'll have to forgive my friend.
265
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:28,544
He gets all his game from
Jennifer Lopez movies.
266
00:11:28,545 --> 00:11:30,344
- Well...
- We talking Enough J.Lo
267
00:11:30,345 --> 00:11:32,424
- or The Wedding Planner J.Lo?
- Ooh.
268
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,964
Oh, I'm more of a Kate Hudson
guy to be all the way real.
269
00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,714
- Uh-huh. So we're good here?
- (MAN LAUGHING)
270
00:11:37,715 --> 00:11:40,005
Yeah, we're outta here
after this one. Thank you.
271
00:11:40,635 --> 00:11:42,755
Oh, I still ain't get your name.
272
00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:44,844
Ooh!
273
00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:46,844
Girl, he wants you bad.
274
00:11:46,845 --> 00:11:49,005
- He's a player.
- Well, I say game on.
275
00:11:49,885 --> 00:11:50,924
Play his ass back.
276
00:11:50,925 --> 00:11:53,385
Yes. Give him a taste
of his own medicine.
277
00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,884
Hey, uh, you wanna
head back home with me?
278
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,795
I'd love to show you my portfolio.
279
00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:04,754
Hey, babe, I am so sorry.
280
00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:06,634
I know that I promised
to give you space,
281
00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:08,004
but I really need to talk to you.
282
00:12:08,005 --> 00:12:09,174
Yo, bro. Do you mind?
283
00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:10,964
Hey. Uh, yeah, no.
This'll just take a second.
284
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:15,634
Uh, look, I know that I might
not have better hair than you
285
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,924
or take you out to nice
restaurants in a nice suit,
286
00:12:18,925 --> 00:12:22,424
but I would do anything to get you back
287
00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:24,715
if you'll just give me one more chance.
288
00:12:29,795 --> 00:12:31,714
(CHUCKLES) Wow. Um...
289
00:12:31,715 --> 00:12:34,005
Um, sorry. Uh...
290
00:12:35,175 --> 00:12:36,794
I'll tell you what, I am
gonna go wait by the bar
291
00:12:36,795 --> 00:12:38,215
just in case you wanna talk,
292
00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:42,294
or if you wanna leave with
this guy, totally get it.
293
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,084
I mean, his shoes are sick.
294
00:12:44,085 --> 00:12:45,545
Thanks, man, they're Berluti.
295
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:48,715
Berluti.
296
00:12:51,505 --> 00:12:55,135
Look, I believe in a
woman's right to choose.
297
00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:58,925
It's up to you if want
the Prius or the Tesla.
298
00:12:59,635 --> 00:13:01,544
I mean, they're both gonna
get you to where you wanna go,
299
00:13:01,545 --> 00:13:03,884
it's just one's gonna
care a little bit more
300
00:13:03,885 --> 00:13:05,795
about how you look getting there.
301
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,844
Yeah, I think I'm gonna
go check on that Prius.
302
00:13:09,845 --> 00:13:12,424
But... it's been real.
303
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,505
Okay.
304
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,924
So you're clearly not the
class act I thought you were.
305
00:13:16,925 --> 00:13:18,135
Peace out.
306
00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:20,845
♪ You can't talk, can't talk back ♪
307
00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:26,045
♪ ♪
308
00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:38,175
(CHIMES)
309
00:13:46,215 --> 00:13:47,215
(CHIMES)
310
00:13:49,885 --> 00:13:51,544
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
311
00:13:51,545 --> 00:13:53,005
♪ Just wait a minute ♪
312
00:13:54,045 --> 00:13:56,384
- ♪ Open hands ♪
- _
313
00:13:56,385 --> 00:13:59,295
- ♪ Oh, no, we know no man is an island ♪
- _
314
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:00,396
_
315
00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,635
♪ We're all in it ♪
316
00:14:03,255 --> 00:14:04,884
♪ You gotta understand... ♪
317
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,214
I'm good.
318
00:14:06,215 --> 00:14:08,294
♪ We are the new uprising ♪
319
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,134
Are you?
320
00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:12,215
You've had your worried
face on all night.
321
00:14:13,715 --> 00:14:14,965
Just worried about work.
322
00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:19,084
No, that face is more pointy.
323
00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:21,795
This is your sad, worried face.
324
00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:23,885
You analyze my faces?
325
00:14:24,255 --> 00:14:25,675
I love your faces.
326
00:14:26,675 --> 00:14:28,345
- Hangry face is top three.
- (LAUGHS)
327
00:14:29,345 --> 00:14:30,925
God, I hate you.
328
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,295
Okay.
329
00:14:39,885 --> 00:14:42,255
Well, I thought I could do
this casual thing with you.
330
00:14:44,045 --> 00:14:47,005
I... I've never wanted to
be with just one person.
331
00:14:47,795 --> 00:14:50,175
But I care about you a lot.
332
00:14:52,385 --> 00:14:54,175
And I don't wanna share you with anyone.
333
00:14:58,795 --> 00:15:00,215
You don't have to answer right now.
334
00:15:02,175 --> 00:15:03,885
You can think about it.
335
00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:07,345
Okay.
336
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:14,546
_
337
00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:19,134
(WATER SPLASHING)
338
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:23,295
♪ You take my mind away ♪
339
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:28,085
♪ When you touch me that way ♪
340
00:15:29,085 --> 00:15:31,255
♪ Almost, almost ♪
341
00:15:32,175 --> 00:15:34,545
♪ Almost like we're dreaming ♪
342
00:15:37,135 --> 00:15:39,464
♪ Almost like we're dreaming ♪
343
00:15:39,465 --> 00:15:41,385
♪ Almost, almost ♪
344
00:15:42,345 --> 00:15:44,384
♪ Almost like we're dreaming ♪
345
00:15:44,385 --> 00:15:45,504
I was hot.
346
00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:46,675
Mm-hmm.
347
00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:49,425
I needed to cool off.
348
00:15:51,135 --> 00:15:52,844
So, not hot anymore?
349
00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:53,925
No.
350
00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:55,925
Nice and cool.
351
00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:57,965
Okay.
352
00:15:58,505 --> 00:16:00,045
♪ Almost, almost ♪
353
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:04,005
♪ Dreaming ♪
354
00:16:06,585 --> 00:16:07,964
- ALICE: Right over here.
- JOEY: Okay.
355
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,424
- Watch your feet.
- Oh, all right.
356
00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:10,465
Oh, shoot.
357
00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:12,295
Sorry.
358
00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:13,634
I wasn't expecting company.
359
00:16:13,635 --> 00:16:15,215
It's okay.
360
00:16:18,255 --> 00:16:19,585
This place is sexy.
361
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:21,754
Sexy?
362
00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:23,084
- Uh...
- Yeah.
363
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:26,215
- You... you think so?
- So are you.
364
00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:28,254
♪ Girl wants to be with you ♪
365
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:31,754
♪ I know, 'cause she
don't mean no harm ♪
366
00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:33,965
♪ She's just flirtin' with you ♪
367
00:16:35,085 --> 00:16:36,214
♪ Trust me ♪
368
00:16:36,215 --> 00:16:37,924
♪ Don't you go thinkin' that girl ♪
369
00:16:37,925 --> 00:16:40,344
♪ Wants to be with you ♪
370
00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:43,045
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
371
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:45,175
Uh, that was like my worst kiss ever.
372
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,254
I just haven't dated anyone in years,
373
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:52,174
and I've definitely never
dated anyone like me.
374
00:16:52,175 --> 00:16:53,215
It's okay.
375
00:16:54,135 --> 00:16:55,254
I get it.
376
00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:57,505
No. Uh, I don't want
you to get it. Uh...
377
00:16:58,425 --> 00:16:59,504
I can... I can do better.
378
00:16:59,505 --> 00:17:01,384
- Okay.
- Watch.
379
00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:02,924
- Mm.
- (CHUCKLES)
380
00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:06,715
♪ She don't mean no harm,
she's just flirtin' with you ♪
381
00:17:07,215 --> 00:17:08,754
♪ Your part ♪
382
00:17:08,755 --> 00:17:13,135
♪ She don't mean no harm,
she's just flirtin' with you ♪
383
00:17:14,005 --> 00:17:15,674
You're telling me you went to MIT?
384
00:17:15,675 --> 00:17:17,884
- Yeah.
- Wow.
385
00:17:17,885 --> 00:17:19,964
See, you know what your problem is?
386
00:17:19,965 --> 00:17:22,134
You are a beautiful,
brilliant and funny woman
387
00:17:22,135 --> 00:17:24,004
and you are insanely intimidating.
388
00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:27,174
But I put my pants
on two legs at a time.
389
00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:29,054
(BOTH LAUGH)
390
00:17:29,055 --> 00:17:30,594
See? Funny.
391
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:32,305
I mean, what guy wouldn't worship you?
392
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,844
Every great rom-com
ends with a chase, facts.
393
00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:39,174
You're trippin'.
Pretty Woman, racing in a limo*
394
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:40,924
to catch her before she leaves town.
395
00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:43,094
Brown Sugar, rushing
to the radio station.
396
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:44,674
When Harry Met Sally, running through
397
00:17:44,675 --> 00:17:46,464
the New York City streets
to get a New Year's kiss.
398
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,595
It's not the chase, it's the gesture.
399
00:17:49,425 --> 00:17:51,924
Say Anything, The Best Man.
400
00:17:51,925 --> 00:17:53,884
And Richard Gere was afraid of heights,
401
00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:55,134
and climbed the fire escape for her.
402
00:17:55,135 --> 00:17:57,004
Okay, okay, but I would argue with you
403
00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:58,424
that a gesture is a chase in itself,
404
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:01,554
so therefore, every great
rom-com ends with a chase, facts.
405
00:18:01,555 --> 00:18:04,214
Severely flawed logic,
and you are still wrong.
406
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:06,554
My favorite movie ends with
neither a chase nor a gesture.
407
00:18:06,555 --> 00:18:07,884
Which one's that?
408
00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:09,054
I'm not telling you. Figure it out.
409
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,135
Ooh. Can I get a clue?
410
00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:15,384
- The couple dated in real life.
- Yes.
411
00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:19,305
It takes place in LA, and...
412
00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:23,175
it has one of the sexiest
scenes I've ever seen.
413
00:18:27,135 --> 00:18:29,215
♪ ♪
414
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,264
♪ Please, own what you say ♪
415
00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:35,265
Mm.
416
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,554
I would have never guessed
Alice would be the first one
417
00:18:37,555 --> 00:18:38,844
to leave with her date.
418
00:18:38,845 --> 00:18:39,924
Good on her.
419
00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:41,055
I would've guessed you.
420
00:18:42,215 --> 00:18:44,214
Are you calling me a slut?
421
00:18:44,215 --> 00:18:46,384
- No. No, no, no. Hell, no. No.
- (DAVIA LAUGHING)
422
00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:48,054
You're lovely. I mean, you're nice. No.
423
00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,594
No, I'm just saying...
424
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,344
'cause you're so confident
425
00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:52,844
and adventurous, you know what I mean?
426
00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:54,634
I'm sure if you were here
with a guy better than me...
427
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:56,005
That, Paul, is your problem.
428
00:18:56,885 --> 00:19:01,134
Not your too short pants
or your love of jam bands,
429
00:19:01,135 --> 00:19:03,054
but your lack of self-confidence.
430
00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:04,634
We're gonna fix it. Come on.
431
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:05,674
Come here.
432
00:19:05,675 --> 00:19:07,554
- (GRUNTING)
- We're gonna rebrand you.
433
00:19:07,555 --> 00:19:09,924
- Hey.
- Gonna "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" this.
434
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:11,555
- Bibbidi-Bobbidi-what?
- Mm-hmm.
435
00:19:13,305 --> 00:19:14,845
Okay, what's your Insta handle?
436
00:19:15,305 --> 00:19:16,385
Don't have one.
437
00:19:17,135 --> 00:19:18,175
- Twitter?
- Nope.
438
00:19:18,845 --> 00:19:20,465
- Facebook?
- (SCOFFS)
439
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:23,175
Oh, no.
440
00:19:24,265 --> 00:19:26,174
Oh, no, it's worse than I thought.
441
00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:28,496
Quotes? Paul, you have
pictures of quotes.
442
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:31,134
What do you want me to
post, my tax returns?
443
00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:32,304
No. Okay, okay. Here, here, here.
444
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,764
Look at mine.
445
00:19:33,765 --> 00:19:35,174
Funny videos.
446
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,964
Pictures with friends.
447
00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:38,714
You do have friends, right?
448
00:19:38,715 --> 00:19:40,425
- Yes.
- Okay, I'm just asking.
449
00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:43,765
Hmm.
450
00:19:44,925 --> 00:19:46,005
Hmm.
451
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,844
- PAUL: What?
- DAVIA: One second.
452
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:49,004
I already have a man.
453
00:19:49,005 --> 00:19:51,005
Uh, your man canceled his
trip to LA this weekend.
454
00:19:55,305 --> 00:19:56,305
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
455
00:19:59,305 --> 00:20:00,425
Okay?
456
00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:07,464
Last call. You want anything else?
457
00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:10,175
Sure. Your number, please?
458
00:20:11,215 --> 00:20:12,425
Yeah, I don't think so.
459
00:20:13,925 --> 00:20:15,174
Really?
460
00:20:15,175 --> 00:20:18,264
You remember when you
swiped left on this?
461
00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:20,384
Big mistake.
462
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,385
Huge.
463
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,964
W... wait a minute, Pretty Woman.
464
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:24,464
Wh... What are you talking about?
465
00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:25,594
MALIKA: You're on Shyppr.
466
00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:27,674
I swiped right on you,
and yet we never matched
467
00:20:27,675 --> 00:20:29,094
because you didn't think I was worthy.
468
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,634
I would've never swiped
left one you, nope.
469
00:20:31,635 --> 00:20:34,345
I bet none of the matches
on your phone look like me.
470
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,464
Oh. Let's see.
471
00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:39,344
- You wanna see?
- MALIKA: Yeah.
472
00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,465
Okay.
473
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:42,765
All right.
474
00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:45,635
- Well, she...
- MALIKA: No, no.
475
00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:47,635
- (SCOFFS)
- Uh-huh.
476
00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:51,345
- Hold on. Let me just...
- MALIKA: Mm-hmm.
477
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:58,054
You said it yourself, you're
more of a Kate Hudson guy.
478
00:20:58,055 --> 00:20:59,384
Wait. Hold on. This is not really...
479
00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:01,175
MALIKA: You seem like a nice guy, but...
480
00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:03,884
I just don't feel right
giving my number to somebody
481
00:21:03,885 --> 00:21:06,554
who subconsciously or not
wrote me off without a thought.
482
00:21:06,555 --> 00:21:08,634
♪ She begged him not to go ♪
483
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,964
♪ But guess what they did? ♪
484
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,265
That's everything.
485
00:21:13,465 --> 00:21:15,215
♪ ♪
486
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,845
♪ She begged him not to go ♪
487
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,345
- MARIANA: Thank you.
- ELI: Yeah.
488
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:25,055
(GASPS) Wow.
489
00:21:25,505 --> 00:21:27,384
- You have a great place.
- Thank you.
490
00:21:27,385 --> 00:21:29,845
Uh, make yourself at home.
I will get some drinks.
491
00:21:30,175 --> 00:21:32,424
- Hey, babe. Hi.
- Hi! Hi.
492
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:33,764
- How are you?
- Good.
493
00:21:33,765 --> 00:21:35,844
Good. Uh, this is Mariana.
494
00:21:35,845 --> 00:21:38,424
- Hi, I'm Lara. Nice to meet you.
- You too.
495
00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:40,554
- I'm so glad you came over.
- Yeah, me too.
496
00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:41,714
- Right?
- Yeah.
497
00:21:41,715 --> 00:21:44,304
So we stopped off in this
little town in Austria,
498
00:21:44,305 --> 00:21:46,344
and I found the best hangover cure ever.
499
00:21:46,345 --> 00:21:48,304
Cucumber, butter, and salami sandwiches?
500
00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:50,464
- Yes! oh, my God.
- Yes, right? I know.
501
00:21:50,465 --> 00:21:53,134
I love Austria. My girlfriend and I,
502
00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,655
we're actually going back next summer.
503
00:21:55,305 --> 00:21:57,005
- Oh, your girlfriend.
- Mm-hmm.
504
00:21:58,055 --> 00:22:00,004
Makes sense. All the
good ones are taken.
505
00:22:00,005 --> 00:22:02,464
Well, not all of them.
506
00:22:02,465 --> 00:22:03,634
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
507
00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:04,765
Oh.
508
00:22:05,265 --> 00:22:06,385
Speaking of...
509
00:22:08,305 --> 00:22:09,885
Hey, babe, how was girls' night?
510
00:22:10,925 --> 00:22:12,805
Yeah, no, all the guys bailed early too.
511
00:22:14,175 --> 00:22:17,345
I am at the bar having a drink
with the very lovely, Mariana.
512
00:22:17,765 --> 00:22:19,964
Yeah, no, she's cute, smart, funny,
513
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:21,305
not an actress.
514
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:23,855
Why don't you come
down here and join us?
515
00:22:25,765 --> 00:22:27,714
Oh, yeah, that's...
516
00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:29,714
Said she's already in
her PJs, but wants to know
517
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,635
if you wanna come to our
place and have a drink.
518
00:22:33,055 --> 00:22:34,885
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
519
00:22:38,385 --> 00:22:39,675
Are you coming or not?
520
00:22:41,595 --> 00:22:42,595
(CHUCKLES)
521
00:22:43,805 --> 00:22:45,645
Oh, this is a, uh...
It's a really nice place.
522
00:22:46,215 --> 00:22:47,554
Thanks, Paul, but we're
done with the niceties.
523
00:22:47,555 --> 00:22:48,715
You wanna do this?
524
00:22:49,885 --> 00:22:50,925
Oh, yeah.
525
00:22:51,555 --> 00:22:52,555
Ooh.
526
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:54,964
Hey. (CHUCKLES)
527
00:22:54,965 --> 00:22:56,504
Yeah.
528
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:58,265
♪ ♪
529
00:23:01,135 --> 00:23:03,095
Sorry, we're closed.
530
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:06,885
Hey.
531
00:23:09,135 --> 00:23:11,675
- What are you doing?
- Love & Basketball.
532
00:23:12,465 --> 00:23:14,384
It's your favorite movie, right?
533
00:23:14,385 --> 00:23:15,385
Yeah.
534
00:23:18,305 --> 00:23:20,345
I'm... I'm so sorry I overlooked you.
535
00:23:22,265 --> 00:23:24,765
Straight up, I... I'm an idiot.
536
00:23:25,635 --> 00:23:26,805
Uh-huh.
537
00:23:28,465 --> 00:23:29,504
You know, maybe next time,
538
00:23:29,505 --> 00:23:30,905
open your mind to the whole person,
539
00:23:31,965 --> 00:23:33,345
you might make a real connection.
540
00:23:34,175 --> 00:23:35,465
What if I have?
541
00:23:38,345 --> 00:23:39,504
Come on, let's...
542
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:40,715
One on one.
543
00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,804
If I win, I get to
take you out on a date.
544
00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:45,425
If you win...
545
00:23:46,055 --> 00:23:49,005
well, me and my broke heart will
never step foot in your place again.
546
00:23:51,715 --> 00:23:52,845
Hmm?
547
00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:57,264
You play for the pros?
548
00:23:57,265 --> 00:23:58,265
No.
549
00:23:59,595 --> 00:24:00,925
- Not anymore.
- (CHUCKLES)
550
00:24:03,595 --> 00:24:06,504
I don't even have the energy
to work on stuff of my own
551
00:24:06,505 --> 00:24:09,264
because Speckulate has just
drained me of all creativity.
552
00:24:09,265 --> 00:24:11,844
Mariana, you are way too special
553
00:24:11,845 --> 00:24:14,464
to let a bunch of bros
screw with your mojo.
554
00:24:14,465 --> 00:24:15,554
ELI: Yeah.
555
00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,384
Already screwed.
556
00:24:17,385 --> 00:24:19,504
And the only screwing
I've been doing lately.
557
00:24:19,505 --> 00:24:20,844
It is settled.
558
00:24:20,845 --> 00:24:22,464
I am going to fix you up.
559
00:24:22,465 --> 00:24:25,214
- Don't say... Oh, God. No.
- Yes, I am.
560
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,344
You don't understand.
561
00:24:26,345 --> 00:24:27,964
Every time that she
tries to play matchmaker,
562
00:24:27,965 --> 00:24:29,344
we end up losing a friend.
563
00:24:29,345 --> 00:24:30,714
Okay, not true.
564
00:24:30,715 --> 00:24:33,504
And that's because we haven't
had such a great catch before.
565
00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,135
ELI: That may be true.
566
00:24:35,555 --> 00:24:37,464
Aww. You guys are adorable.
567
00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:38,634
Total relationship goals.
568
00:24:38,635 --> 00:24:40,924
- (ALL LAUGH)
- Yeah, we try.
569
00:24:40,925 --> 00:24:42,005
(CHUCKLES)
570
00:24:43,925 --> 00:24:45,634
Well, you know, I should go.
571
00:24:45,635 --> 00:24:47,094
- Leave you lovebirds alone.
- Oh.
572
00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:48,384
No, please stay.
573
00:24:48,385 --> 00:24:49,764
We're sick of each other, right?
574
00:24:49,765 --> 00:24:51,054
Yeah, it's true.
575
00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:53,174
And we kind of happen to love you.
576
00:24:53,175 --> 00:24:54,424
You're amazing.
577
00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:56,265
Aww. I love you guys.
578
00:24:57,055 --> 00:24:59,264
And thank you for saving my night.
579
00:24:59,265 --> 00:25:01,634
- Of course, it's our pleasure.
- Glad I met you.
580
00:25:01,635 --> 00:25:02,635
Cheers.
581
00:25:06,095 --> 00:25:07,135
(CLICKING)
582
00:25:21,555 --> 00:25:22,555
(BEEPS)
583
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,174
ISAAC: Ah, look. What's up?
584
00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:31,595
(ISAAC GROANS)
585
00:25:33,095 --> 00:25:34,424
Come on.
586
00:25:34,425 --> 00:25:35,465
ISAAC: Aah, damn.
587
00:25:37,805 --> 00:25:39,095
Two, zip.
588
00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:42,214
That was lucky.
589
00:25:42,215 --> 00:25:44,015
Well, maybe, or you're
just going easy on me.
590
00:25:45,135 --> 00:25:47,635
So you want this date or not?
591
00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:50,595
Check.
592
00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:52,635
Okay.
593
00:26:00,345 --> 00:26:01,674
I like Italian food.
594
00:26:01,675 --> 00:26:02,675
(SIGHS)
595
00:26:02,676 --> 00:26:03,715
Bring it.
596
00:26:04,385 --> 00:26:07,304
Hey, hon, I really like Mariana.
597
00:26:07,305 --> 00:26:08,594
Can we keep her?
598
00:26:08,595 --> 00:26:10,965
I'd say we can do
whatever you want, babe.
599
00:26:11,505 --> 00:26:12,634
Oh.
600
00:26:12,635 --> 00:26:15,305
Well, what do you want, Mariana?
601
00:26:18,675 --> 00:26:20,134
♪ A little death ♪
602
00:26:20,135 --> 00:26:24,424
♪ Death, death, death,
death, death, death ♪
603
00:26:24,425 --> 00:26:26,425
♪ ♪
604
00:26:41,765 --> 00:26:44,765
♪ ♪
605
00:26:51,805 --> 00:26:54,135
♪ ♪
606
00:27:08,135 --> 00:27:09,505
♪ You're deep ♪
607
00:27:10,715 --> 00:27:15,555
♪ In my abyss ♪
608
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,844
♪ A little death ♪
609
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:23,595
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
610
00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:33,885
Is everything okay?
611
00:27:35,385 --> 00:27:36,925
Yeah, it's perfect.
612
00:27:43,715 --> 00:27:48,345
♪ What do I got to do
to keep you right here? ♪
613
00:27:51,715 --> 00:27:56,425
♪ Who's gonna make you feel
the way they don't feel? ♪
614
00:27:59,675 --> 00:28:01,804
♪ Got a lot of friends ♪
615
00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,554
♪ Waiting for you... ♪
616
00:28:03,555 --> 00:28:06,094
♪ Gonna flip the lens and zero in... ♪
617
00:28:06,095 --> 00:28:08,594
It's okay. Go get some.
618
00:28:08,595 --> 00:28:10,215
♪ I feel like running ♪
619
00:28:11,175 --> 00:28:15,214
♪ I think I feel it coming ♪
620
00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,965
♪ Coming, coming, coming ♪
621
00:28:21,175 --> 00:28:23,675
♪ I keep on dancing... ♪
622
00:28:27,635 --> 00:28:29,175
♪ ♪
623
00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:34,845
(ISAAC SIGHS)
624
00:28:36,305 --> 00:28:37,805
MALIKA: Come on, what you waiting on?
625
00:28:39,845 --> 00:28:41,595
- Game point.
- Check it.
626
00:28:46,675 --> 00:28:47,675
Time.
627
00:28:48,715 --> 00:28:53,095
♪ I think I feel it coming ♪
628
00:28:57,265 --> 00:28:59,816
- Really?
- Well, all's fair in love and basketball.
629
00:29:01,265 --> 00:29:04,305
♪ I keep on dancing... ♪
630
00:29:05,135 --> 00:29:06,925
- PAUL: Stop. Stop.
- DAVIA: What?
631
00:29:08,885 --> 00:29:10,424
No. There. Come on.
632
00:29:10,425 --> 00:29:11,965
- (GRUNTING)
- Okay.
633
00:29:13,215 --> 00:29:14,384
Sorry. Was that too much or...
634
00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:16,555
Oh, my God. Paul, shut up and take me.
635
00:29:17,265 --> 00:29:18,384
- Sorry...
- Oh, my God.
636
00:29:18,385 --> 00:29:19,945
It's okay, just keep going. Don't stop.
637
00:29:25,005 --> 00:29:28,095
♪ I feel like running ♪
638
00:29:29,055 --> 00:29:32,715
♪ I think I feel it coming ♪
639
00:29:42,675 --> 00:29:43,965
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
640
00:29:46,305 --> 00:29:47,805
Do you need to get that?
641
00:29:48,465 --> 00:29:50,214
- Get what?
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
642
00:29:50,215 --> 00:29:51,555
- (LAUGHS)
- Oh.
643
00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:53,464
Um, who... who is it?
644
00:29:53,465 --> 00:29:54,765
Sumi.
645
00:29:55,965 --> 00:29:57,344
Oh.
646
00:29:57,345 --> 00:29:58,505
Okay.
647
00:30:00,715 --> 00:30:01,925
- One second.
- Okay.
648
00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:05,804
I'm sorry, I know it's late.
649
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:07,805
I got in a huge fight with Meera.
650
00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,675
She called off the wedding.
651
00:30:15,845 --> 00:30:17,095
Oh...
652
00:30:17,965 --> 00:30:19,805
I don't know what to do.
653
00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:23,675
I can't be alone tonight.
Can I please come in?
654
00:30:25,465 --> 00:30:26,675
Uh...
655
00:30:29,135 --> 00:30:30,464
Oh.
656
00:30:30,465 --> 00:30:33,424
I'm so sorry. I'm... I mean...
657
00:30:33,425 --> 00:30:36,805
No, yeah, I'm so sorry
that you're upset, but I...
658
00:30:37,505 --> 00:30:39,425
I can't be there for you tonight.
659
00:30:40,635 --> 00:30:41,765
I have company.
660
00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:45,555
Okay.
661
00:30:46,425 --> 00:30:47,715
I understand.
662
00:30:56,715 --> 00:30:58,635
Are you okay?
663
00:31:01,465 --> 00:31:03,054
Yeah.
664
00:31:03,055 --> 00:31:05,465
Uh... yeah.
665
00:31:30,885 --> 00:31:31,885
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
666
00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:40,200
_
667
00:31:40,215 --> 00:31:41,675
(EXHALES)
668
00:31:41,676 --> 00:31:44,676
_
669
00:31:52,595 --> 00:31:53,805
Hmm.
670
00:32:02,175 --> 00:32:03,715
(CHIMES) _
671
00:32:09,765 --> 00:32:10,845
(DOOR OPENS)
672
00:32:13,055 --> 00:32:14,805
♪ ♪
673
00:32:20,805 --> 00:32:22,005
Where have you been all night?
674
00:32:23,305 --> 00:32:24,845
Out with some friends.
675
00:32:27,465 --> 00:32:28,595
A couple.
676
00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:30,005
I spent the night.
677
00:32:31,305 --> 00:32:33,134
- Okay, I had a threesome.
- What?
678
00:32:33,135 --> 00:32:34,425
I know.
679
00:32:35,005 --> 00:32:36,005
I warned you about that dress.
680
00:32:36,006 --> 00:32:38,885
It wasn't the dress, it was me.
681
00:32:39,885 --> 00:32:43,175
I'm just... I felt so rejected
ever since we moved to LA and...
682
00:32:43,805 --> 00:32:45,845
and you get to be the center
of someone's attention.
683
00:32:46,505 --> 00:32:47,714
And I was.
684
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:48,965
They were all about me.
685
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,304
Except in the morning,
the girlfriend went postal.
686
00:32:52,305 --> 00:32:53,804
LARA: Oh, my God!
687
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,804
What the hell are you doing?
688
00:32:55,805 --> 00:32:57,384
I was... What?
689
00:32:57,385 --> 00:32:58,964
I was half asleep. I don't know.
690
00:32:58,965 --> 00:33:01,094
- Where were you?
- Getting dressed for work!
691
00:33:01,095 --> 00:33:03,004
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
What's going on?
692
00:33:03,005 --> 00:33:05,504
I thought we were friends.
How could you do this to me?
693
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:08,004
We are friends. Uh...
What about last night? I...
694
00:33:08,005 --> 00:33:10,054
No, we only do this together.
695
00:33:10,055 --> 00:33:11,094
- She didn't know.
- Yeah.
696
00:33:11,095 --> 00:33:13,134
You know the rules. Are you kidding me?
697
00:33:13,135 --> 00:33:14,594
I'm new to this, I don't know the rules.
698
00:33:14,595 --> 00:33:16,004
- Okay, well, get out.
- Got it.
699
00:33:16,005 --> 00:33:18,165
- ELI: Okay, you don't...
- Maybe move a little faster.
700
00:33:19,175 --> 00:33:21,924
Ugh. Why is it so hard to find
a nice couple in this town?
701
00:33:21,925 --> 00:33:24,004
(BOTH LAUGH)
702
00:33:24,005 --> 00:33:25,055
How was your night?
703
00:33:26,635 --> 00:33:27,925
It was fine.
704
00:33:34,425 --> 00:33:35,634
You okay?
705
00:33:35,635 --> 00:33:37,555
(BEEPING)
706
00:33:42,135 --> 00:33:43,265
What are we doing?
707
00:33:44,215 --> 00:33:45,215
You mean...
708
00:33:47,465 --> 00:33:52,214
I'm never gonna pass the bar
if I'm up here every night.
709
00:33:52,215 --> 00:33:54,674
Yes, you will. You're just stressed.
710
00:33:54,675 --> 00:33:56,214
I know.
711
00:33:56,215 --> 00:33:58,844
'Cause I'm way behind where I should be.
712
00:33:58,845 --> 00:34:00,504
You're not stressed about finishing
713
00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,054
the pieces for your show?
714
00:34:02,055 --> 00:34:03,964
We still have tomorrow.
715
00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:05,965
Yeah, and we'll probably
still be screwing around.
716
00:34:06,425 --> 00:34:09,214
Distracting each other. Like, this
is my career on the line, you know.
717
00:34:09,215 --> 00:34:12,174
And my art is just a hobby?
718
00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,384
That's not what I meant.
719
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,134
I was working before you came up here.
720
00:34:15,135 --> 00:34:16,135
Really? Were you?
721
00:34:17,715 --> 00:34:19,214
If you really wanted it that much,
722
00:34:19,215 --> 00:34:20,804
then you wouldn't let
anything get in your way.
723
00:34:20,805 --> 00:34:22,464
I could say the same for you.
724
00:34:22,465 --> 00:34:23,844
All I'm saying is,
725
00:34:23,845 --> 00:34:25,884
you chose to take the
full-time job at Speckulate
726
00:34:25,885 --> 00:34:27,965
and maybe you just don't
really wanna be an artist.
727
00:34:29,505 --> 00:34:31,964
And maybe you don't
wanna be a lawyer, Callie.
728
00:34:31,965 --> 00:34:35,135
'Cause all you do is
complain about your job.
729
00:34:36,505 --> 00:34:37,625
Maybe you just can't cut it.
730
00:35:07,715 --> 00:35:09,175
Where are you?
731
00:35:10,465 --> 00:35:11,885
I'm right here.
732
00:35:12,595 --> 00:35:14,054
Hmm.
733
00:35:14,055 --> 00:35:15,055
No, you're not.
734
00:35:24,215 --> 00:35:25,464
Thank you.
735
00:35:25,465 --> 00:35:27,175
Yeah, it's okay. Come in.
736
00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:30,215
(SNIFFLES) Who was that girl?
737
00:35:30,635 --> 00:35:32,435
- She's just...
- I don't wanna know actually.
738
00:35:33,175 --> 00:35:34,595
It's too weird.
739
00:35:35,845 --> 00:35:37,055
Really?
740
00:35:40,465 --> 00:35:42,385
Meera said that...
741
00:35:42,885 --> 00:35:46,805
I'm selfish and thoughtless
742
00:35:49,055 --> 00:35:51,055
and she doesn't want to marry me.
743
00:35:52,925 --> 00:35:55,215
That's crazy, okay? You're not sel...
744
00:35:56,965 --> 00:35:58,554
I mean, she should love you for you.
745
00:35:58,555 --> 00:35:59,634
(CRYING)
746
00:35:59,635 --> 00:36:02,765
Please... Please stop crying.
747
00:36:03,505 --> 00:36:04,845
Come here. Come on.
748
00:36:08,805 --> 00:36:14,134
Look, you can be a little
self-involved sometimes,
749
00:36:14,135 --> 00:36:16,634
but it's kind of endearing, you know,
750
00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:18,764
and for all your crazy,
751
00:36:18,765 --> 00:36:20,845
you make up for it with your laugh.
752
00:36:23,175 --> 00:36:24,925
I mean, it's the reason
753
00:36:25,635 --> 00:36:27,355
why I even fell in
love with you, you know?
754
00:36:28,965 --> 00:36:30,215
Thanks.
755
00:36:34,095 --> 00:36:35,595
I love you, Alice.
756
00:36:44,215 --> 00:36:45,215
Hey.
757
00:36:45,595 --> 00:36:47,215
Hey.
758
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:49,095
How did you sleep?
759
00:36:49,925 --> 00:36:51,215
Good.
760
00:36:52,095 --> 00:36:53,845
I always sleep good in your arms.
761
00:36:56,175 --> 00:36:59,804
(CHUCKLES) Tell me again
what you said about Meera.
762
00:36:59,805 --> 00:37:02,504
You mean, like, what kind of terrorist
763
00:37:02,505 --> 00:37:04,924
wants a pie bar instead
of a wedding cake?
764
00:37:04,925 --> 00:37:07,214
- (LAUGHING)
- Seriously.
765
00:37:07,215 --> 00:37:08,885
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
766
00:37:12,885 --> 00:37:14,135
It's her.
767
00:37:15,215 --> 00:37:16,924
You don't have to answer.
768
00:37:16,925 --> 00:37:18,135
It's okay.
769
00:37:25,465 --> 00:37:26,765
Hello?
770
00:37:29,505 --> 00:37:31,135
Me too.
771
00:37:34,505 --> 00:37:36,265
I'm sorry too.
772
00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:42,175
Of course, I still wanna marry you.
773
00:37:42,885 --> 00:37:44,264
(CHUCKLES)
774
00:37:44,265 --> 00:37:45,845
Ooh, I get my cake.
775
00:37:48,215 --> 00:37:51,005
Law school wasn't easy for me.
776
00:37:51,925 --> 00:37:54,265
I had to study a lot.
777
00:37:54,715 --> 00:37:55,965
I think...
778
00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:58,554
the only reason I got through
779
00:37:58,555 --> 00:38:00,965
was 'cause I was so focused
780
00:38:02,505 --> 00:38:04,385
and practically celibate.
781
00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:06,595
I'm just afraid that...
782
00:38:07,425 --> 00:38:10,264
I won't do what I need to do if...
783
00:38:10,265 --> 00:38:11,595
You're seeing me.
784
00:38:16,385 --> 00:38:17,385
Yeah.
785
00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:23,635
You got some work done.
786
00:38:26,465 --> 00:38:27,845
It's beautiful.
787
00:38:30,465 --> 00:38:32,005
Yeah, thanks.
788
00:38:35,385 --> 00:38:37,174
Maybe after I pass the bar
789
00:38:37,175 --> 00:38:39,095
and you get your show up...
790
00:38:48,765 --> 00:38:50,345
Yeah. Maybe.
791
00:39:06,265 --> 00:39:08,264
Three is the devil's number, okay?
792
00:39:08,265 --> 00:39:09,634
Someone always gets left out.
793
00:39:09,635 --> 00:39:11,595
- Trust me.
- Okay, no shame.
794
00:39:12,385 --> 00:39:13,385
Did you enjoy the sex?
795
00:39:14,215 --> 00:39:15,215
Yeah.
796
00:39:15,216 --> 00:39:19,005
And do you feel empowered as a woman
797
00:39:19,465 --> 00:39:21,135
in your sexuality?
798
00:39:22,465 --> 00:39:23,504
Yes, I do.
799
00:39:23,505 --> 00:39:25,344
Okay, then you had a successful night.
800
00:39:25,345 --> 00:39:27,964
You think a man feels weird
about having a three-way?
801
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:30,215
- Absolutely not.
- True.
802
00:39:30,555 --> 00:39:32,264
MALIKA: Mm-hmm. What'd I miss?
803
00:39:32,265 --> 00:39:34,345
Everyone got laid except for us.
804
00:39:35,265 --> 00:39:37,135
Hmm. Speak for yourself.
805
00:39:37,465 --> 00:39:38,715
Kind of...
806
00:39:39,765 --> 00:39:40,925
Hey.
807
00:39:42,135 --> 00:39:43,135
ALL: Hi.
808
00:39:45,095 --> 00:39:46,425
One more time.
809
00:39:47,265 --> 00:39:48,464
I'm gonna call you about that date.
810
00:39:48,465 --> 00:39:49,585
What date? You lost the bet.
811
00:39:50,055 --> 00:39:52,175
That wasn't a bet, it was a gesture.
812
00:39:53,765 --> 00:39:55,095
(MOUTHS) Gesture?
813
00:39:57,345 --> 00:39:58,345
Ha!
814
00:39:58,965 --> 00:40:00,264
Damn, girl. Nice work.
815
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,055
- Do what I can.
- DAVIA: He's good.
816
00:40:02,465 --> 00:40:04,594
Well, I'm very happy for all of you,
817
00:40:04,595 --> 00:40:07,425
but I'm gonna go into my
loft and kill myself now.
818
00:40:08,555 --> 00:40:10,054
I... I meant that ironically,
819
00:40:10,055 --> 00:40:12,094
- in case that's a trigger for anyone.
- Okay.
820
00:40:12,095 --> 00:40:13,095
Okay. Have fun.
821
00:40:15,925 --> 00:40:17,764
FYI, Paul was not terrible in bed.
822
00:40:17,765 --> 00:40:19,925
- You slept with Paul?
- No shame.
823
00:40:20,765 --> 00:40:22,384
We had revenge sex and it was awesome.
824
00:40:22,385 --> 00:40:24,055
And I'm officially done with Jeff.
825
00:40:25,505 --> 00:40:27,424
- Hallelujah.
- Mm-hmm.
826
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,465
We nailed them.
827
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,595
What are we listening to?
828
00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,884
Oh, um, Alice's date from last night,
829
00:40:34,885 --> 00:40:36,174
she has a radio show
830
00:40:36,175 --> 00:40:38,054
and she's afraid that Joey's
gonna talk crap about her.
831
00:40:38,055 --> 00:40:39,424
JOEY (OVER RADIO): And now it's time
832
00:40:39,425 --> 00:40:41,214
to open the lines to requests.
833
00:40:41,215 --> 00:40:42,635
We have...
834
00:40:43,265 --> 00:40:45,715
I suck in DTLA.
835
00:40:46,505 --> 00:40:49,005
ALICE (OVER RADIO): Uh, uh, hi. Uh, hi.
836
00:40:49,555 --> 00:40:50,635
Sorry.
837
00:40:51,345 --> 00:40:52,634
(WHISPERING): Crap.
838
00:40:52,635 --> 00:40:55,554
I'm wondering if you
have a song for a girl
839
00:40:55,555 --> 00:40:56,964
who really messed up on a first date
840
00:40:56,965 --> 00:40:59,464
and would do anything
for a second chance?
841
00:40:59,465 --> 00:41:00,505
JOEY (OVER RADIO): Um...
842
00:41:02,215 --> 00:41:03,345
Yeah.
843
00:41:03,845 --> 00:41:05,384
I think I have something for that.
844
00:41:05,385 --> 00:41:08,264
Here's "Knicks" by The Quarterbacks.
845
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,555
And here's hoping you
put an end to your drama
846
00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,304
and get that second date.
847
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,134
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
848
00:41:16,135 --> 00:41:18,304
- (CHEERING)
- Go, Alice!
849
00:41:18,305 --> 00:41:20,464
- (CHEERING)
- (WHOOPING)
850
00:41:20,465 --> 00:41:22,214
- (WHOOPING)
- Go, Alice!
851
00:41:22,215 --> 00:41:24,674
♪ Go, Alice, go, go, go ♪
852
00:41:24,675 --> 00:41:26,634
♪ Go, Alice, go, Alice ♪
853
00:41:26,635 --> 00:41:28,385
♪ Go, Alice, hey, hey ♪
854
00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:34,100
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