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- Peralta, looks like
an old friend of yours
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is back in town.
- Who?
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That guy Neil that you
bunked with at sleepaway camp?
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- Oh, Neil from camp
was the best.
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He could pick up a milk carton
with his butt cheeks.
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He was so funny.
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- You know who else was funny?
Bill Cosby.
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- Charles, will you relax?
You're gonna love Neil.
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- It's not Neil.
Why would it be Neil?
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It's Doug Judy.
- Oh, right.
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Someone we all know
in a police capacity.
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That makes more sense.
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- Someone's using his
signature move to steal cars,
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plugging in to the OBD port
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and reprogramming
the immobilizer module.
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- That's Doug Judy's MO,
but it's not him.
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He told me he went legit.
- That's what he told you
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last time too,
before he screwed you over.
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- Yeah, but he returned
the diamonds to me eventually,
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and it turned out
that was the only way
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to get Giggle Pig
off the streets.
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Wait, I may be confusing
our adventures.
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What year was the cruise?
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- Dude's a criminal.
People don't change.
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- Ever heard of Bruce Banner,
the Incredible Hulk?
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You might want to talk
to his shirts and pants
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about people not changing.
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- Well, I want to ask Doug Judy
some questions.
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You have his number?
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- I always make contact
through his mom.
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I'll put you in touch with her,
but remember,
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she thinks I'm his assistant
Mangy Carl,
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and he's a famous architect
who's designing
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LeBron James' new school
for black astronauts.
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- Hello, Mrs. Judy?
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I'm looking for your son,
the architect.
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Yes, I'm from...
black NASA.
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- [whispering]
Is that a thing?
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- Oh, my. I didn't know.
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I understand.
Good-bye.
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So Doug Judy
will not be coming in.
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- What?
Why not?
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Oh, I see.
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He is dead.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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Wow, I don't know how to deal
with all these emotions, Terry.
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No one I've been close with
has ever died before.
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No tragic accidents to friends.
All my grandparents are alive.
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- How did you deal
when Hodor died?
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- Not well, Terry.
Why would you bring that up?
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- Carl?
Mangy Carl?
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- Yes. That is me.
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- I'm Trudy Judy,
Doug's sister.
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This is our aunt Patrice.
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I'm so glad you could make it.
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Doug really loved you.
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- Oh, he talked about me?
- Oh, all the time.
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He was so afraid he'd fall back
into your old life.
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Doug made Mangy Carl
an assistant
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at the architecture firm.
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He rescued him
from a life on the streets.
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- Yeah, I was down on my luck,
not a penny to my name.
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- You were selling your body
for money.
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- Did Doug tell you that?
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- He said all your teeth
fell out,
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and your mouth was just
a rotten hole.
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- 100% accurate.
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- Plus you were sick from
those back-alley butt implants.
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- Had to have 'em.
- Carl thought a plumper rump
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would help him get his [bleep]
every night.
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- Yeah, I remember having
that thought.
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- But the doctor just put
a bunch of mulch up there,
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and it got all infected.
- Dark days.
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- [sobs] I'm sorry.
It's just so sweet.
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- The mulch thing?
- No, how Doug saved him.
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Doug was always taking people
under his wing.
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Doug said you have
a beautiful voice.
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- Oh, he did?
Well, I...
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♪ Suppose that's true
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- Would you want to sing a song
for us?
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- What a nice thought,
but you know what,
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I don't have anything prepared.
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- Okay, well,
if you don't want to sing,
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you could just tell us
the inspiring story
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of how Doug saved you
from being a mulch-butt ho.
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- I would like to sing a song
in honor of my dear friend
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Doug Judy.
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- Oh, nothing better
after a long shift
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than coming to Shaw's.
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It's like Cheers, where
everybody knows your name.
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- A place where everybody
knows your name is hell.
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You're describing hell.
- Guys, guys, guys.
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Are those...
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all: Firefighters.
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- Hey, what's going on?
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Why is the FDNY in our cop bar?
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- We needed a new place,
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since our bar, O'Brien's,
burned down.
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- You couldn't put that out?
- They probably started it.
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Most arsonists turn out
to be firefighters.
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- That's not true,
though it is very common,
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and definitely what happened
in this case.
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- I'm surprised you guys
even want to come here
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since you have to take
the stairs.
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I know how much you like
sliding on poles.
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- We don't like sliding
on poles.
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We do it to save lives.
It's dangerous.
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You can ask my best friend
Steve.
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Oh, no, wait,
you can't, actually,
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because he's dead.
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Tripped through a pole hole,
broke his neck.
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- That's horrible.
- [chuckles]
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- Sorry, but this is
a firefighter bar now.
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Although we might want to make
some changes to the decor.
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I'm thinking some old-timey
pressure gauges,
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maybe an autographed photo
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of Denis Leary
from "Rescue Me."
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- You wouldn't.
- Wouldn't I?
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Check it out.
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- You son of a bitch.
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- ♪ Doug Judy
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♪ I wish you were alive,
Doug Judy ♪
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♪ God will give you
a high five ♪
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[high-pitched]
♪ Doug Judy
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- Oh, no, he gave himself
a key change.
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- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Doug Judy ♪
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♪ You're a friend, friend,
friend ♪
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♪ Doug Judy!
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[screeching]
♪ This song is at its end
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Thank you so much.
You've been a great audience.
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I mean, it's a funeral.
That's psychotic.
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I'm so sorry.
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- Why are there firefighters
here?
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Did one of them turn out
to be an arsonist
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and burn down their own bar?
- Actually, yes.
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- So predictable.
But why did you call me?
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There's nothing I can do
about this.
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- You have gravitas.
Everyone listens to you.
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- Look, even if
I could save Shaw's,
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I'm not sure I'd want to.
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This place is a hovel.
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The only wine they serve
is from the Delaware Water Gap.
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It's called "Charbonnay."
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- But this is our bar,
and it has been forever.
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- Change is a good thing.
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- Just yesterday,
you were ranting
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about the Philharmonic
adding a second piccolo.
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- It's too many.
It'll muddle the sound.
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- I'm sorry I brought it up.
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- Look, we can find a new bar
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that's not beneath us.
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What about Bel Vino?
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They've got a great selection
of Italian reds,
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and your feet don't stick
to the floor
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if you stand in one place
too long.
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- Fine. If you're not gonna do
anything, then I will.
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Hank, you got to get rid
of these hose humpers.
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It's them or us.
- Look, guys,
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I don't want to take sides.
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I just want to make money.
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- Then keep it a cop bar.
We drink like crazy.
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- Yeah, 'cause of all
the tragedy we experience
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on a daily basis, son.
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- Oh, yeah? We experience
plenty of tragedy too.
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We lose a man a year
to the pole hole.
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- [chuckles]
- How about this?
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If it's about money,
let's just have a drink-off.
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Whoever racks up
the biggest tab by closing time
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gets to keep Shaw's.
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- Okay, defectives.
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[exhales]
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My guys can handle that.
- Oh, can they?
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'Cause the Nine-Nine's
about to bring the real heat.
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- Get ready for the back draft,
bitch.
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- Jake, are you upset?
Where are you going?
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Are you embarrassed
about your singing?
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- Doug Judy.
- What?
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- Hey, Jake.
Man, that song was moving AF.
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We got to lay that down.
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♪ Doug Judy,
he's smushing on the beach ♪
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- Don't try and duet with me,
you bastard.
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You tricked me.
Now give me a hug.
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I'm so happy you're alive.
I'll never forgive you.
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You're my best friend.
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Whoo, I just went through
a lot of emotions real fast,
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but I think I'm back
to normal now.
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Should we get lunch?
- I would love a cheesesteak.
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- I was thinking the exact same
thing, probably 'cause...
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both: The coffin looks like
a hoagie roll.
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- Judy, what the hell
is going on?
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- Uh, who are you,
and where is Rosa?
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- I'm his boss,
and I want answers.
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- All right.
You know who Stefano Lucas is?
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- The arms dealer?
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- I got word he put a hit out
on me, so I had to disappear.
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- Why does Stefano Lucas
want you dead?
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- His favorite Ferrari
got stolen,
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and for some reason
he thinks I did it.
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- Probably because
someone's been jacking cars
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all over Brooklyn
using your MO.
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- Oh, my God.
Jake, are you saying
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what I think you're saying?
- Yes.
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You have a copycat.
- [laughs]
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I didn't think I'd accomplished
enough in my career for this.
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- I know, it's big.
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- It just feels so good
to be seen, you know?
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- Wait. The only way
to catch a copycat
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is to team up
with the original criminal.
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- I'm back on the force!
Give me a gun.
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- No! There is no copycat.
You did it.
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- Not me.
I'm living that straight life.
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- Terry refuses to believe it.
He thinks people can't change.
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- Tell that to Bruce Banner's
pants and shirt.
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- That's what I said.
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- Doug Judy,
you're under arrest.
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- What? Sarge?
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You are really bringing down
the vibe at this funeral.
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.
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- What the hell is that?
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- Jake got me this disguise
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so some criminal doesn't see me
in here and tell Stefano.
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- Okay, but why is Jake
also wearing them?
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- Uh, because it looks
super cool, Sarge.
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We look like the hot twins
from "The Matrix."
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[both exclaiming]
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- We are getting aggravated.
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- You look like Milli Vanilli.
- Ooh! I call Vanilli.
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- Ah, I want to be Nilli,
but you got it.
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- He's the best one.
- You know it's true.
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- So did you check out
Judy's alibi?
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- Yes, and surprisingly,
it checks out.
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Last Saturday night,
Doug was deejaying
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Joshy Greenbaum's bar mitzvah.
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- That was a wild party.
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Auntie Karen is a freak.
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- Judy, you deejay
bar mitzvahs?
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- Best gig I ever had.
No one likes hip-hop more
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than a 13-year-old Jewish boy.
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- Mm. So true.
- I'm not buying it.
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Probably stealing cash
off the gift table.
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- Sarge, come on.
He has an alibi.
244
00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,787
Let's just team up
and try and catch the copycat.
245
00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,310
A thousand push-ups.
246
00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,790
It's something Rosa and I
used to say.
247
00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,662
It just means trust me.
If Judy's a criminal,
248
00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,664
I'll do a thousand push-ups,
and since you're so confident,
249
00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,404
if you're wrong,
you can do 'em.
250
00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:14,189
- And a thousand push-ups?
That's a lot to you?
251
00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:15,538
- You go to hell, Terry.
252
00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,235
- Make it 100,000 push-ups,
and I'm in.
253
00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,063
- Obviously I can't do
that much exercise,
254
00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,152
but it doesn't matter, because
Doug Judy is telling the truth,
255
00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,327
right, Judy?
- I got you, baby.
256
00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,112
- So fine.
100,000 push-ups.
257
00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,548
You happy, Sarge?
258
00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,332
Great. Now, Doug...
- You never call me Doug.
259
00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,769
- Yeah, well,
you called me Jake earlier.
260
00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,205
I thought we were switching
to first names.
261
00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,423
- I was thinking
the same exact thing!
262
00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,164
I was like,
"Why not call him Jake?"
263
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,383
- We're bonding, man.
- 'Cause he's so official.
264
00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,385
[both laughing]
265
00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,343
- But it's chill now.
266
00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,476
So, Doug...
- Yes, Jake?
267
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,783
- Now that we know the copycat
is using your playbook,
268
00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:45,133
if you were still in the game--
which you're not,
269
00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,570
we all agree--
what would your next move be?
270
00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,485
- It's fight night at Barclays.
271
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,400
No sport attracts
more ultra-wealthy people
272
00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,097
with super-nice cars
than boxing.
273
00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,578
- Really? What about the sport
of hunting man?
274
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,406
- You got me.
- That's not a thing.
275
00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,581
- Right. So should we just
start at Barclays then?
276
00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,061
- Great.
But first, we got to make
277
00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,758
a quick little pit stop
on the way.
278
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,064
- What? Where?
279
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:06,067
["Hava Nagila" playing]
280
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:10,201
♪
281
00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,116
- Okay, here are the rules
to the contest.
282
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,596
If you order a drink,
283
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,598
it must be fully consumed
before you order another.
284
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,253
Each team's tab
will be tracked on that board.
285
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,472
We don't want anyone getting
alcohol poisoning,
286
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,126
so if you throw up,
you're disqualified.
287
00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,432
- I never throw up.
288
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,651
I just tell my stomach
to deal with it.
289
00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,348
My body is terrified of me.
290
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,697
- Guys, there's no way
we can win.
291
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,569
There's nine of them
and six of us.
292
00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,614
- Five of you.
I'm going home.
293
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,485
Although perhaps I'll stop
at Bel Vino on the way,
294
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,617
have a glass of Sancerre.
295
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,358
Might even try
the quince paste
296
00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:39,100
if I'm feeling...naughty.
297
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,623
- You're really gonna let
these firefighters
298
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,277
take Shaw's from us?
299
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,453
Think of all the celebrations
we've had here,
300
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,629
all the times Terry has yelled
"Nine-Nine!"
301
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,674
- I hate it when he says that.
302
00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,501
He should say, "Cheers
303
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,677
to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct!"
304
00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,678
- [sighs]
305
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,462
- We shouldn't be here.
306
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,898
- If you're worried
that someone will recognize me
307
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,552
and find out I'm still alive,
they won't.
308
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,293
There's not too many
hardened criminals
309
00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,295
at Justin Friedman's
bar mitzvah.
310
00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,428
Although there is a murderer
on the loose,
311
00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,648
'cause Kevin Goldman is killing
those dance moves!
312
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,823
Get it, Kevin!
313
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,564
That's the floss.
He's flossing.
314
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,479
- It's just that we should be
at Barclays already.
315
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,698
The fights are starting soon.
316
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,700
- Rich guys never show up
on time.
317
00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,876
Besides, I promised Justin
I'd be here.
318
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,225
What up, J-Smooth!
319
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,530
[phone buzzes]
320
00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,230
- Gone straight, my ass.
I got you, Doug Judy.
321
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,710
- Huh?
- What are you talking about?
322
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,581
- Something felt wrong,
stopping for this bar mitzvah,
323
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,278
so I sent
some plainclothes officers
324
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,845
to watch the lots at Barclays.
325
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,847
They just caught the copycat.
- I don't understand.
326
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,632
If anything,
that proves Judy's innocent.
327
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,894
He's been standing here with us
the whole time.
328
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,636
- Which was his plan!
Establish an alibi,
329
00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,420
so his partner can go off
stealing cars.
330
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:39,595
- I don't have a partner.
331
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,683
Whoever this is,
I promise you,
332
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:41,858
I do not know him.
333
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,295
- Actually, Doug,
I think you do.
334
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,688
- Oh, my God.
335
00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,211
all: Trudy Judy!
336
00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:49,431
.
337
00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,128
- You still want to pretend you
had nothing to do with this?
338
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,087
- I didn't,
and she didn't either.
339
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,131
Trudy Judy's not a car thief.
340
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,524
Trudy Judy's an angel.
341
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,004
She's putting herself through
nursing school.
342
00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,527
And nurses are the best
of our society.
343
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,050
Name one bad nurse.
344
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,878
- Nurse Ratched.
Kathy Bates in "Misery."
345
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,358
Nurse Jackie
had a pill problem.
346
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,403
- Okay, damn, you got a lot
of real good examples
347
00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,231
off the top of your head.
You believe me, right, Jake?
348
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,885
- I mean, the fact pattern's
not great,
349
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,147
but Trudy did seem very nice
when I met her.
350
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,366
- You trying
to get your freak on
351
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,976
with my sister?
- What? No.
352
00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,412
- I see you looking
at Trudy Judy's booty.
353
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,892
- I am not looking
at Trudy Judy's booty.
354
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,067
- Oh, you don't think
she's a cutie?
355
00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,416
Don't be snooty.
- She's a beauty,
356
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,114
but I'm on duty.
- And you're married.
357
00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,376
- Well, yeah,
but that doesn't rhyme.
358
00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,377
- Sorry, I just get
so overprotective.
359
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,900
She's such a good kid.
360
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,772
I guarantee you,
she didn't steal those cars.
361
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,948
- We caught her sitting in a
Bentley with a power amplifier
362
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,254
and a homemade override
plugged into the CAN bus.
363
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,082
- Yeah, she guilty.
364
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,215
- I can't believe you made us
think you were dead.
365
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,564
- I can't believe
you're out here stealing cars.
366
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,261
That's for lowlifes.
- You steal cars.
367
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,350
- And I'm a lowlife.
A gorgeous, charming,
368
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,482
super smart lowlife
beloved by all.
369
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,918
- I'm sorry, Dougie.
370
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,093
I was falling behind
on my student loans.
371
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,442
I had to do something.
372
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,096
- Guys, if you weren't
working together,
373
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,358
how did she know
all your signature moves?
374
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,795
- I found some of Doug's
old notebooks.
375
00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,100
- Those are notes
for my memoir.
376
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,885
- Memoir?
Do you have title ideas yet?
377
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,062
- I was just gonna call it
"The Pontiac Bandit..."
378
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,891
- Oh, is that it?
- Yeah.
379
00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,457
- Okay.
- I hated stealing cars.
380
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,329
I was gonna stop as soon
as nursing school was paid off,
381
00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,244
I swear.
It was a mistake.
382
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,985
- That's good enough for me.
Come on, Trudy, let's go home.
383
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,030
- That's not really
how arresting works.
384
00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,292
She's going to jail.
- Wait, wait, wait.
385
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,859
What if we get you
a bigger fish?
386
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,556
What if we can get you Stefano?
- Who?
387
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,125
- That cherry red 1961 Ferrari
250GT California you took
388
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,040
belongs to a guy named
Stefano Lucas.
389
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,955
He thinks I did it,
and now he wants to kill me.
390
00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,348
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
391
00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,915
- It's all good.
You have the car,
392
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,873
so I call him,
tell him I'm not dead,
393
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,527
say I want to give him
his car back,
394
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,877
arrange a drop, and these guys
take him down or die trying.
395
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,357
- That is interesting.
396
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,141
Stefano almost never comes out
in public.
397
00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,056
It would be a huge collar
for the Nine-Nine.
398
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,320
What do you say, Sarge?
100,000 push-ups?
399
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,019
- Fine. If you deliver Stefano,
I'll talk to the DA
400
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,629
about a reduced sentence
for your sister.
401
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,327
- Thank you so much.
There's just one problem.
402
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,633
I don't have the car.
403
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,374
I already handed it off
to a fence.
404
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,855
- Oh, Judy, Judy,
you screwed me.
405
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,596
- Four hours left.
We're down $58.
406
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,511
Amy, where you at?
- Four drinks.
407
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,513
- What's four-drink Amy again?
- Why don't you come over here
408
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,907
and find out?
- Right, Horny Amy.
409
00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,604
It feels like you should retire
that one for the MeToo era.
410
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,868
- Why don't you come over here
and make me?
411
00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:02,912
- All right, there's only
one thing left to do.
412
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,218
- Drink faster.
413
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,306
- Set a bunch of fires
throughout the city.
414
00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,395
Mine's better.
- No!
415
00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,136
We can do this.
416
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,833
Things seem bleak now,
417
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,575
but the night is always darkest
before the dawn.
418
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,186
This is Shaw's.
419
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,406
We've had weddings here,
420
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,016
and funerals.
421
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,976
Shaw's is part of our family,
422
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,630
because that is what we are.
423
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,154
A family.
424
00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,634
And we're not just Amy and Rosa
425
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,201
and Hitchcock and--
426
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,291
[retching]
427
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,600
[retching continues]
428
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,864
- So the fence, Dallas,
he works in there.
429
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,257
- I don't like him.
My rule?
430
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,345
Never trust anyone
named after a city.
431
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,607
- What about Orlando Bloom?
432
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,217
- I never thought about him
being named
433
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,306
after the city before,
and his last name is Bloom?
434
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,352
Wait a minute. Did we just
realize something crazy?
435
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,267
- No, everyone knows
it's a crazy name.
436
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,659
Now can we just focus
on the meet-up?
437
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,574
- Fine.
- All right, Dallas is creepy
438
00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,142
and paranoid, and he really
freaked me out that last time.
439
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,014
I don't want to go in alone.
- Don't worry, kid.
440
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,624
I'll be there
right next to you, as always.
441
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,018
- Aw. Sarge, why don't you say
stuff like that to me?
442
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,108
- No, look, I do not trust
the Judys going anywhere alone.
443
00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,892
Doug, you stay with Jake.
I'll go in with Trudy.
444
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,241
I just need a cover story.
445
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,416
- We could say
that you're my boyfriend.
446
00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,896
- No. No, no, no,
I don't want
447
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,463
my little sister
fake-dating some pervert.
448
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,073
- What?
Why am I a pervert?
449
00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,683
- Uh, have you ever met
a nice, normal guy
450
00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,468
that wears suspenders
every day?
451
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,599
What kind of person
has to tie their pants down
452
00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,253
to keep them from flying off?
453
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,472
- That's not what suspenders
are for, man.
454
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,256
- Guys, we don't have time
455
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,084
to figure out what suspenders
are for, all right?
456
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,956
Now, Trudy,
this is undercover work.
457
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,740
It can be very intense.
Are you sure you can handle it?
458
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,264
- I mean, I'll do my best.
459
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,440
- Who's this?
- This is Deion. He's my man.
460
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,269
Ask me another question,
you simple little barn animal.
461
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,705
- Okay, so she can handle it.
462
00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,272
- Why is your boyfriend here?
463
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,448
- Who said boyfriend?
Deion and I freak,
464
00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,754
then he shuts
his pretty little mouth
465
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,495
and lets me handle my business.
466
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,713
- I don't like the direction
this is going.
467
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,454
- Easy.
She's just playing a part.
468
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,934
- Pretty big age difference
here.
469
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,631
Where'd you guys meet?
- The club.
470
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,198
Deion was a bouncer,
471
00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:58,071
and I told him I wanted him
to bounce on me.
472
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,420
[clothes rustling]
- Oh, what is that?
473
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,725
Is she rubbing on his mic?
474
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,466
- The mic that was taped
to his chest?
475
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,946
- You should feel these.
476
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,643
They're like
two baseball bases.
477
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,167
Make 'em pop, daddy.
478
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,603
- Daddy's not sure
this is the time.
479
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,126
- Do it, daddy!
480
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,259
Ooh, ow!
Ooh, ow!
481
00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,651
- Get your hands off her,
pervert!
482
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,436
- Judy! Judy!
I tried to stop him.
483
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,046
- That's my baby sister
you're caressing.
484
00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,440
- What? How can I caress her
with my pecs?
485
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,050
- Look at those things.
They got thumbs.
486
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,052
- Guys, guys, stop!
Where is Dallas?
487
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,401
- I think he got spooked
and ran away.
488
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,316
- Good job, Doug Judy.
489
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,492
You just cost your sister
a chance at a reduced sentence.
490
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,539
- Oh, no!
Why is my tone so playful?
491
00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,323
Why is there a twinkle
in my eye?
492
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:39,677
Because I just found our
1961 Ferrari 250GT California.
493
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,114
- Oh, ho, ho!
494
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,203
Ladies and gents
and pervert Terry,
495
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,813
we are in business.
496
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,163
Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up
in the moment there.
497
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,035
- Guys, I threw up.
498
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,514
- Oh, man, it's over.
499
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,168
We need a miracle.
- I'm here.
500
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,604
- Captain Holt!
How are you here?
501
00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,345
- You called me.
You didn't stop calling me.
502
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,434
- I didn't call you.
Look.
503
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,262
- You left 17 voicemails.
504
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,524
Here's one.
505
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,526
- Holt!
You got to come save us.
506
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,354
We need a lie to get you here.
507
00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,529
Charles, what should I say?
508
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,096
- That I got shot in the face.
509
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,706
Ooh, and tell him
to bring pizza.
510
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,360
- Whoo!
Crampon Holt!
511
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,579
We're losing.
512
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,668
Yeah!
- Why are you dancing?
513
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,496
- Oh, I was up
to nine-drink Amy,
514
00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,324
who speaks French,
515
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,369
and then I hurl--
516
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,502
I hurl--
hurled.
517
00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,373
- What she's trying to say
is that she vomited,
518
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,201
and now she's back down
to three-drink Amy,
519
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,333
or Amy Dance Pants.
520
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,638
- You know it.
521
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,466
- My God.
522
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,468
Hitchcock, are you the only
person still making sense?
523
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,209
- Yeah. It's bad.
524
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,690
- So are you gonna make us
give up, Clappin?
525
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,387
Or are you here to tell us
to stop?
526
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,041
- No, I'm here to help you win.
527
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,738
- What is happening?
Why is this?
528
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,523
- It's something you said
on one of your voicemails,
529
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,307
after you had sung
the entirety of a song
530
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,048
called "Shake Whatcha
Mama Gave Ya."
531
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,745
You thought you had hung up,
but you hadn't.
532
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:51,532
- Anyway, bye-bye.
What am I doing calling him?
533
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,187
He doesn't care about us
or what we want.
534
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,058
- When I heard that,
I was shaken to my core.
535
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,755
I thought this bar
was beneath me,
536
00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,410
but what was actually beneath
me was my own behavior.
537
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,412
I had turned my back on--
- Holt!
538
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,110
We do not have time for this.
539
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,589
Just drinky, drinky!
540
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:10,072
- Hank, bring me
a Charbonnay.
541
00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,162
- All right, Stefano
should be here any minute.
542
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,642
- I just want to thank you guys
so much for helping me.
543
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,165
I don't deserve your kindness.
544
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,601
- Hey, don't be so hard
on yourself.
545
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,473
We all make bad decisions
when we're younger.
546
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,475
I was once in a flash mob.
- Ew.
547
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,780
- Something's off about this.
548
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,391
I don't like leaving Judy
out there alone.
549
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,653
- Relax, we have a tracker
on the car,
550
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,263
a tracker on Doug Judy,
551
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,396
and ESU has the entire area
surrounded.
552
00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,267
It's gonna be fine.
- We got movement.
553
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,269
- Okay, everyone,
to your positions.
554
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,531
On my signal.
555
00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,186
Hold. Hold.
556
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,883
Hold.
557
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,581
Sorry, I started holding
too soon.
558
00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,626
Let's start over.
Hold.
559
00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,324
Hold.
560
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,847
And...
561
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,457
[exclaims]
562
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,633
Everyone, stop holding!
Go, go, go, go!
563
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:52,114
.
564
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,203
- Where is he?
Where is he?
565
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,770
- Got him.
They got Stefano.
566
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,902
- No, not Stefano.
The Pontiac Bandit.
567
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,730
Where is--
- Doug Judy here.
568
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,080
Y'all see that car blow up?
569
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,429
- Yeah, we did.
Why did you do that?
570
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,952
- You think I did that?
571
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,736
Doug Judy does not work
with fire.
572
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,390
- Yeah, he's like the Hound
from "Game of Thrones."
573
00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,305
- I am like the Hound.
And you're my Arya.
574
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,959
- Right?
- Guys!
575
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,440
If Doug Judy didn't blow up
the car, who did?
576
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,313
all: Trudy Judy.
577
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,277
- Damn, sir, you took
that Charbonnay to the house.
578
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,105
How you feeling?
- Let me take stock.
579
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,932
My equilibrium is askew,
580
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,109
my vision is partially
impaired,
581
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,936
and I'm clearly slurring
my words.
582
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,025
To put a fine point on it,
your boy is turnt.
583
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,158
- Well, well, well,
there's only a minute left,
584
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,117
and you are six bucks down.
585
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,379
I don't think you guys
are gonna make it.
586
00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,207
- Hank, another Charb.
587
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,122
- This one's hot.
It was sitting on the radiator.
588
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,125
[dramatic music]
589
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,257
♪
590
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,390
- He's never gonna make it.
- Yes, he will.
591
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,262
Just don't breathe.
Let the liquid into your lungs.
592
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,221
♪
593
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:59,442
- Five, four, three, two...
594
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,965
Closing time!
Cops win!
595
00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:04,882
[cheering]
596
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,364
- All right, fine,
the bar is yours.
597
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,802
But we're keeping this!
598
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,195
Come on.
599
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,241
- Before we all go home
and pass out,
600
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,200
I want to say how sorry I am
that I deserted you earlier.
601
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,247
I want you to know that I care
about you all so very much,
602
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,552
each and every one of you.
603
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,120
Boyle, Santiago, Diaz,
Hitchcock...
604
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,079
[retching]
605
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,125
- All right, I have officers
looking for her.
606
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,909
She was on foot.
She couldn't have gone far.
607
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,042
[phone buzzes]
- This is her.
608
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,218
Where are you, Trudy?
- In the wind, Dougie.
609
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,177
- Okay, that's a cool thing to
say, but what are you doing?
610
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,395
They were gonna reduce
your charges.
611
00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,092
- Reduced charges
are still charges,
612
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,485
and I can't go to prison.
613
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,532
There are no dudes there,
and I need to smush!
614
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,186
- Trudy!
- Oh, grow up, Doug.
615
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,188
I'm an adult woman
who's horny all the time.
616
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,451
- What is going on?
- Oh, are you judging me, ho?
617
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,017
- Trudy, running from the cops
is a felony.
618
00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,149
That means no more
nursing school.
619
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,368
- Good. It sucked.
620
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,586
I only went to, like,
one class.
621
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,197
- What?
- It was boring as hell.
622
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,155
So then I started running
Internet scams.
623
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,417
Then there was identity theft.
624
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,114
I was Queen Latifah for a bit.
625
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,029
Then Lil' Kim.
That was less believable.
626
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,597
But then I found
your old notebooks.
627
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,165
How come you never told me
how much fun car thieving is?
628
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,601
- Because I didn't want you
to fall in love with it.
629
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,212
- Wait, I'm confused.
630
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,909
When did you put the bomb
in the Ferrari?
631
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,432
- I didn't do it.
Dallas did.
632
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,434
And Dallas isn't some criminal
I'm afraid of.
633
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,393
He's my employee.
Say what's up, Dallas.
634
00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,612
- Wassup?
- Named after a city.
635
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,223
- The hard part was
trying to figure out
636
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,659
how to tell him my plan,
so then I came up
637
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,182
with that whole
boyfriend thing,
638
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,923
because I needed a distraction.
639
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,664
I knew you'd rush in,
all weird and old-fashioned,
640
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,231
try to protect my honor.
641
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,407
- How can I caress her
with my pecs?
642
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,235
- Look at those things.
They got thumbs.
643
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,888
- I don't need you
to protect me, Doug.
644
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,107
- You're my baby sister.
645
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,369
I got to look out for you.
646
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,676
- That's so sweet,
and also dumb.
647
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,460
I'll see you at Christmas,
sucker!
648
00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,288
I love you, big bro.
649
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,507
- Trudy!
650
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,118
Man, I am gutted.
This is awful.
651
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,033
Is this how you feel every time
I trick you?
652
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,077
- Pretty much.
Yeah, it always hurts.
653
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,470
- Wow, I'm sorry, man.
654
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,993
It must be really hard
to hang out with me.
655
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:56,994
- Well, it's a tough
relationship,
656
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,431
but it's exciting.
657
00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,128
- Hey, Doug, I'm sorry
for not trusting you.
658
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,434
Turns out you had nothing to do
with this.
659
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,437
- Oh, so you admit
people can change.
660
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,178
- Yes. Bruce Banner's pants
and shirt were correct.
661
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,658
- You know what this means,
right?
662
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,399
- 6,203.
663
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,575
6,204.
664
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,403
I am so glad I lost this bet.
665
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,275
I never find time
for things I enjoy.
666
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,276
- This is so unsatisfying.
667
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,581
You're not even sweating.
668
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,191
- It's too easy.
Get on my back, Jake.
669
00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,628
- No, I'm not--
- Get on my back, Jake!
670
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,194
- Coming, strong man!
671
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,196
- Fremulon.
672
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,459
- Not a doctor.
- Shh.
673
00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:31,059
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