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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:04,352 . 2 00:00:04,395 --> 00:00:06,658 - Peralta, looks like an old friend of yours 3 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:08,443 is back in town. - Who? 4 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:10,314 That guy Neil that you bunked with at sleepaway camp? 5 00:00:10,358 --> 00:00:12,142 - Oh, Neil from camp was the best. 6 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:13,796 He could pick up a milk carton with his butt cheeks. 7 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,406 He was so funny. 8 00:00:15,450 --> 00:00:17,321 - You know who else was funny? Bill Cosby. 9 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,454 - Charles, will you relax? You're gonna love Neil. 10 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:21,021 - It's not Neil. Why would it be Neil? 11 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,284 It's Doug Judy. - Oh, right. 12 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,633 Someone we all know in a police capacity. 13 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:26,417 That makes more sense. 14 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:28,550 - Someone's using his signature move to steal cars, 15 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:30,160 plugging in to the OBD port 16 00:00:30,204 --> 00:00:32,075 and reprogramming the immobilizer module. 17 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,511 - That's Doug Judy's MO, but it's not him. 18 00:00:33,555 --> 00:00:35,209 He told me he went legit. - That's what he told you 19 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,167 last time too, before he screwed you over. 20 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,734 - Yeah, but he returned the diamonds to me eventually, 21 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,170 and it turned out that was the only way 22 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:41,519 to get Giggle Pig off the streets. 23 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:42,564 Wait, I may be confusing our adventures. 24 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,174 What year was the cruise? 25 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:45,828 - Dude's a criminal. People don't change. 26 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,612 - Ever heard of Bruce Banner, the Incredible Hulk? 27 00:00:47,656 --> 00:00:49,092 You might want to talk to his shirts and pants 28 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,442 about people not changing. 29 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,357 - Well, I want to ask Doug Judy some questions. 30 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,706 You have his number? 31 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,404 - I always make contact through his mom. 32 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,058 I'll put you in touch with her, but remember, 33 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,190 she thinks I'm his assistant Mangy Carl, 34 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,192 and he's a famous architect who's designing 35 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,368 LeBron James' new school for black astronauts. 36 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:08,111 - Hello, Mrs. Judy? 37 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,331 I'm looking for your son, the architect. 38 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,811 Yes, I'm from... black NASA. 39 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:13,812 - [whispering] Is that a thing? 40 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:16,206 - Oh, my. I didn't know. 41 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:19,383 I understand. Good-bye. 42 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:22,256 So Doug Judy will not be coming in. 43 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:23,257 - What? Why not? 44 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,128 Oh, I see. 45 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,608 He is dead. 46 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:29,611 [upbeat music] 47 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:36,705 ♪ 48 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:49,500 Wow, I don't know how to deal with all these emotions, Terry. 49 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:51,459 No one I've been close with has ever died before. 50 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:54,288 No tragic accidents to friends. All my grandparents are alive. 51 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:55,767 - How did you deal when Hodor died? 52 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:58,422 - Not well, Terry. Why would you bring that up? 53 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:00,642 - Carl? Mangy Carl? 54 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,731 - Yes. That is me. 55 00:02:02,774 --> 00:02:04,776 - I'm Trudy Judy, Doug's sister. 56 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,343 This is our aunt Patrice. 57 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:07,736 I'm so glad you could make it. 58 00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,346 Doug really loved you. 59 00:02:09,390 --> 00:02:12,480 - Oh, he talked about me? - Oh, all the time. 60 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:15,439 He was so afraid he'd fall back into your old life. 61 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,137 Doug made Mangy Carl an assistant 62 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:18,573 at the architecture firm. 63 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,618 He rescued him from a life on the streets. 64 00:02:20,662 --> 00:02:23,230 - Yeah, I was down on my luck, not a penny to my name. 65 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,535 - You were selling your body for money. 66 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:25,710 - Did Doug tell you that? 67 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,277 - He said all your teeth fell out, 68 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:28,800 and your mouth was just a rotten hole. 69 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,628 - 100% accurate. 70 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:32,761 - Plus you were sick from those back-alley butt implants. 71 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:34,806 - Had to have 'em. - Carl thought a plumper rump 72 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:36,939 would help him get his [bleep] every night. 73 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,680 - Yeah, I remember having that thought. 74 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,899 - But the doctor just put a bunch of mulch up there, 75 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,945 and it got all infected. - Dark days. 76 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:46,296 - [sobs] I'm sorry. It's just so sweet. 77 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,951 - The mulch thing? - No, how Doug saved him. 78 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:51,954 Doug was always taking people under his wing. 79 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:54,304 Doug said you have a beautiful voice. 80 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,697 - Oh, he did? Well, I... 81 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,394 ♪ Suppose that's true 82 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,440 - Would you want to sing a song for us? 83 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:00,919 - What a nice thought, but you know what, 84 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,486 I don't have anything prepared. 85 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,966 - Okay, well, if you don't want to sing, 86 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,794 you could just tell us the inspiring story 87 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:08,666 of how Doug saved you from being a mulch-butt ho. 88 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,539 - I would like to sing a song in honor of my dear friend 89 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:12,931 Doug Judy. 90 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:14,846 - Oh, nothing better after a long shift 91 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:16,587 than coming to Shaw's. 92 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,633 It's like Cheers, where everybody knows your name. 93 00:03:18,676 --> 00:03:20,287 - A place where everybody knows your name is hell. 94 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:22,680 You're describing hell. - Guys, guys, guys. 95 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:23,986 Are those... 96 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,422 all: Firefighters. 97 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:26,728 - Hey, what's going on? 98 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,382 Why is the FDNY in our cop bar? 99 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:29,731 - We needed a new place, 100 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,646 since our bar, O'Brien's, burned down. 101 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,387 - You couldn't put that out? - They probably started it. 102 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,258 Most arsonists turn out to be firefighters. 103 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:37,260 - That's not true, though it is very common, 104 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:38,696 and definitely what happened in this case. 105 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,002 - I'm surprised you guys even want to come here 106 00:03:40,045 --> 00:03:41,482 since you have to take the stairs. 107 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:43,353 I know how much you like sliding on poles. 108 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,789 - We don't like sliding on poles. 109 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,835 We do it to save lives. It's dangerous. 110 00:03:46,878 --> 00:03:48,358 You can ask my best friend Steve. 111 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,317 Oh, no, wait, you can't, actually, 112 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,796 because he's dead. 113 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,363 Tripped through a pole hole, broke his neck. 114 00:03:53,407 --> 00:03:54,799 - That's horrible. - [chuckles] 115 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:56,714 - Sorry, but this is a firefighter bar now. 116 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:58,890 Although we might want to make some changes to the decor. 117 00:03:58,934 --> 00:04:00,849 I'm thinking some old-timey pressure gauges, 118 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,242 maybe an autographed photo 119 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:03,939 of Denis Leary from "Rescue Me." 120 00:04:03,982 --> 00:04:06,376 - You wouldn't. - Wouldn't I? 121 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,508 Check it out. 122 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,292 - You son of a bitch. 123 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,642 - ♪ Doug Judy 124 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:16,386 ♪ I wish you were alive, Doug Judy ♪ 125 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:19,868 ♪ God will give you a high five ♪ 126 00:04:19,911 --> 00:04:21,391 [high-pitched] ♪ Doug Judy 127 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,654 - Oh, no, he gave himself a key change. 128 00:04:23,698 --> 00:04:27,005 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy ♪ 129 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:29,834 ♪ You're a friend, friend, friend ♪ 130 00:04:29,878 --> 00:04:32,402 ♪ Doug Judy! 131 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:37,668 [screeching] ♪ This song is at its end 132 00:04:37,712 --> 00:04:39,279 Thank you so much. You've been a great audience. 133 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,063 I mean, it's a funeral. That's psychotic. 134 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,934 I'm so sorry. 135 00:04:42,978 --> 00:04:44,458 - Why are there firefighters here? 136 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:45,894 Did one of them turn out to be an arsonist 137 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,722 and burn down their own bar? - Actually, yes. 138 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:48,984 - So predictable. But why did you call me? 139 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:50,507 There's nothing I can do about this. 140 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,422 - You have gravitas. Everyone listens to you. 141 00:04:52,466 --> 00:04:53,945 - Look, even if I could save Shaw's, 142 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:54,946 I'm not sure I'd want to. 143 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,948 This place is a hovel. 144 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:59,473 The only wine they serve is from the Delaware Water Gap. 145 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:00,952 It's called "Charbonnay." 146 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,911 - But this is our bar, and it has been forever. 147 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,086 - Change is a good thing. 148 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:05,696 - Just yesterday, you were ranting 149 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,611 about the Philharmonic adding a second piccolo. 150 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:08,917 - It's too many. It'll muddle the sound. 151 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,005 - I'm sorry I brought it up. 152 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:11,963 - Look, we can find a new bar 153 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:13,400 that's not beneath us. 154 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,836 What about Bel Vino? 155 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,620 They've got a great selection of Italian reds, 156 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:17,839 and your feet don't stick to the floor 157 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,623 if you stand in one place too long. 158 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,799 - Fine. If you're not gonna do anything, then I will. 159 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,584 Hank, you got to get rid of these hose humpers. 160 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:24,628 It's them or us. - Look, guys, 161 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:25,673 I don't want to take sides. 162 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,327 I just want to make money. 163 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,111 - Then keep it a cop bar. We drink like crazy. 164 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:31,461 - Yeah, 'cause of all the tragedy we experience 165 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,376 on a daily basis, son. 166 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:36,510 - Oh, yeah? We experience plenty of tragedy too. 167 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:37,989 We lose a man a year to the pole hole. 168 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:39,687 - [chuckles] - How about this? 169 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,646 If it's about money, let's just have a drink-off. 170 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,909 Whoever racks up the biggest tab by closing time 171 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,389 gets to keep Shaw's. 172 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,826 - Okay, defectives. 173 00:05:48,870 --> 00:05:50,350 [exhales] 174 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,917 My guys can handle that. - Oh, can they? 175 00:05:52,961 --> 00:05:55,355 'Cause the Nine-Nine's about to bring the real heat. 176 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:59,489 - Get ready for the back draft, bitch. 177 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,056 - Jake, are you upset? Where are you going? 178 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,536 Are you embarrassed about your singing? 179 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,059 - Doug Judy. - What? 180 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:07,802 - Hey, Jake. Man, that song was moving AF. 181 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,543 We got to lay that down. 182 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:12,154 ♪ Doug Judy, he's smushing on the beach ♪ 183 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:13,634 - Don't try and duet with me, you bastard. 184 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,418 You tricked me. Now give me a hug. 185 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,637 I'm so happy you're alive. I'll never forgive you. 186 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,465 You're my best friend. 187 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:19,770 Whoo, I just went through a lot of emotions real fast, 188 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,511 but I think I'm back to normal now. 189 00:06:21,555 --> 00:06:23,383 Should we get lunch? - I would love a cheesesteak. 190 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,949 - I was thinking the exact same thing, probably 'cause... 191 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,734 both: The coffin looks like a hoagie roll. 192 00:06:26,777 --> 00:06:28,518 - Judy, what the hell is going on? 193 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,041 - Uh, who are you, and where is Rosa? 194 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,000 - I'm his boss, and I want answers. 195 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,436 - All right. You know who Stefano Lucas is? 196 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,046 - The arms dealer? 197 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,048 - I got word he put a hit out on me, so I had to disappear. 198 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:39,007 - Why does Stefano Lucas want you dead? 199 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,487 - His favorite Ferrari got stolen, 200 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,053 and for some reason he thinks I did it. 201 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,533 - Probably because someone's been jacking cars 202 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:44,969 all over Brooklyn using your MO. 203 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,449 - Oh, my God. Jake, are you saying 204 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,755 what I think you're saying? - Yes. 205 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:49,931 You have a copycat. - [laughs] 206 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,672 I didn't think I'd accomplished enough in my career for this. 207 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,064 - I know, it's big. 208 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,023 - It just feels so good to be seen, you know? 209 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,025 - Wait. The only way to catch a copycat 210 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,157 is to team up with the original criminal. 211 00:06:59,201 --> 00:07:01,072 - I'm back on the force! Give me a gun. 212 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,553 - No! There is no copycat. You did it. 213 00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,468 - Not me. I'm living that straight life. 214 00:07:05,512 --> 00:07:07,688 - Terry refuses to believe it. He thinks people can't change. 215 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,080 - Tell that to Bruce Banner's pants and shirt. 216 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,517 - That's what I said. 217 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:11,779 - Doug Judy, you're under arrest. 218 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:14,564 - What? Sarge? 219 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,827 You are really bringing down the vibe at this funeral. 220 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:19,264 . 221 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:21,005 - What the hell is that? 222 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:22,616 - Jake got me this disguise 223 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,487 so some criminal doesn't see me in here and tell Stefano. 224 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:26,533 - Okay, but why is Jake also wearing them? 225 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:29,144 - Uh, because it looks super cool, Sarge. 226 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:31,189 We look like the hot twins from "The Matrix." 227 00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,756 [both exclaiming] 228 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,541 - We are getting aggravated. 229 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,499 - You look like Milli Vanilli. - Ooh! I call Vanilli. 230 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,327 - Ah, I want to be Nilli, but you got it. 231 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,633 - He's the best one. - You know it's true. 232 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:41,461 - So did you check out Judy's alibi? 233 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:44,072 - Yes, and surprisingly, it checks out. 234 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,204 Last Saturday night, Doug was deejaying 235 00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:47,728 Joshy Greenbaum's bar mitzvah. 236 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,381 - That was a wild party. 237 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,035 Auntie Karen is a freak. 238 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,515 - Judy, you deejay bar mitzvahs? 239 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,343 - Best gig I ever had. No one likes hip-hop more 240 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:55,649 than a 13-year-old Jewish boy. 241 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:58,173 - Mm. So true. - I'm not buying it. 242 00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,696 Probably stealing cash off the gift table. 243 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,742 - Sarge, come on. He has an alibi. 244 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:03,787 Let's just team up and try and catch the copycat. 245 00:08:03,831 --> 00:08:05,310 A thousand push-ups. 246 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,790 It's something Rosa and I used to say. 247 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,662 It just means trust me. If Judy's a criminal, 248 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:10,664 I'll do a thousand push-ups, and since you're so confident, 249 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:12,404 if you're wrong, you can do 'em. 250 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:14,189 - And a thousand push-ups? That's a lot to you? 251 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:15,538 - You go to hell, Terry. 252 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:17,235 - Make it 100,000 push-ups, and I'm in. 253 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:19,063 - Obviously I can't do that much exercise, 254 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,152 but it doesn't matter, because Doug Judy is telling the truth, 255 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,327 right, Judy? - I got you, baby. 256 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:24,112 - So fine. 100,000 push-ups. 257 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,548 You happy, Sarge? 258 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:27,332 Great. Now, Doug... - You never call me Doug. 259 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:28,769 - Yeah, well, you called me Jake earlier. 260 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,205 I thought we were switching to first names. 261 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,423 - I was thinking the same exact thing! 262 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,164 I was like, "Why not call him Jake?" 263 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,383 - We're bonding, man. - 'Cause he's so official. 264 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,385 [both laughing] 265 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:38,343 - But it's chill now. 266 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,476 So, Doug... - Yes, Jake? 267 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,783 - Now that we know the copycat is using your playbook, 268 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:45,133 if you were still in the game-- which you're not, 269 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,570 we all agree-- what would your next move be? 270 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,485 - It's fight night at Barclays. 271 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,400 No sport attracts more ultra-wealthy people 272 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,097 with super-nice cars than boxing. 273 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,578 - Really? What about the sport of hunting man? 274 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,406 - You got me. - That's not a thing. 275 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:58,581 - Right. So should we just start at Barclays then? 276 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,061 - Great. But first, we got to make 277 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:01,758 a quick little pit stop on the way. 278 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,064 - What? Where? 279 00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:06,067 ["Hava Nagila" playing] 280 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:10,201 ♪ 281 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,116 - Okay, here are the rules to the contest. 282 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,596 If you order a drink, 283 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,598 it must be fully consumed before you order another. 284 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,253 Each team's tab will be tracked on that board. 285 00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:20,472 We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, 286 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,126 so if you throw up, you're disqualified. 287 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,432 - I never throw up. 288 00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,651 I just tell my stomach to deal with it. 289 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,348 My body is terrified of me. 290 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,697 - Guys, there's no way we can win. 291 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,569 There's nine of them and six of us. 292 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,614 - Five of you. I'm going home. 293 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,485 Although perhaps I'll stop at Bel Vino on the way, 294 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:34,617 have a glass of Sancerre. 295 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,358 Might even try the quince paste 296 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:39,100 if I'm feeling...naughty. 297 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,623 - You're really gonna let these firefighters 298 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,277 take Shaw's from us? 299 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,453 Think of all the celebrations we've had here, 300 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,629 all the times Terry has yelled "Nine-Nine!" 301 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:47,674 - I hate it when he says that. 302 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,501 He should say, "Cheers 303 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,677 to the Ninety-Ninth Precinct!" 304 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,678 - [sighs] 305 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,462 - We shouldn't be here. 306 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,898 - If you're worried that someone will recognize me 307 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,552 and find out I'm still alive, they won't. 308 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,293 There's not too many hardened criminals 309 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,295 at Justin Friedman's bar mitzvah. 310 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:03,428 Although there is a murderer on the loose, 311 00:10:03,472 --> 00:10:05,648 'cause Kevin Goldman is killing those dance moves! 312 00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,823 Get it, Kevin! 313 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,564 That's the floss. He's flossing. 314 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,479 - It's just that we should be at Barclays already. 315 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,698 The fights are starting soon. 316 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,700 - Rich guys never show up on time. 317 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,876 Besides, I promised Justin I'd be here. 318 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,225 What up, J-Smooth! 319 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,530 [phone buzzes] 320 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,230 - Gone straight, my ass. I got you, Doug Judy. 321 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,710 - Huh? - What are you talking about? 322 00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,581 - Something felt wrong, stopping for this bar mitzvah, 323 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,278 so I sent some plainclothes officers 324 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,845 to watch the lots at Barclays. 325 00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:30,847 They just caught the copycat. - I don't understand. 326 00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:32,632 If anything, that proves Judy's innocent. 327 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:33,894 He's been standing here with us the whole time. 328 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,636 - Which was his plan! Establish an alibi, 329 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,420 so his partner can go off stealing cars. 330 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:39,595 - I don't have a partner. 331 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,683 Whoever this is, I promise you, 332 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:41,858 I do not know him. 333 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,295 - Actually, Doug, I think you do. 334 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,688 - Oh, my God. 335 00:10:45,732 --> 00:10:47,211 all: Trudy Judy! 336 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:49,431 . 337 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,128 - You still want to pretend you had nothing to do with this? 338 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:53,087 - I didn't, and she didn't either. 339 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,131 Trudy Judy's not a car thief. 340 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,524 Trudy Judy's an angel. 341 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:57,004 She's putting herself through nursing school. 342 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:58,527 And nurses are the best of our society. 343 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,050 Name one bad nurse. 344 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,878 - Nurse Ratched. Kathy Bates in "Misery." 345 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,358 Nurse Jackie had a pill problem. 346 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,403 - Okay, damn, you got a lot of real good examples 347 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,231 off the top of your head. You believe me, right, Jake? 348 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,885 - I mean, the fact pattern's not great, 349 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:10,147 but Trudy did seem very nice when I met her. 350 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,366 - You trying to get your freak on 351 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,976 with my sister? - What? No. 352 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,412 - I see you looking at Trudy Judy's booty. 353 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,892 - I am not looking at Trudy Judy's booty. 354 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,067 - Oh, you don't think she's a cutie? 355 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:18,416 Don't be snooty. - She's a beauty, 356 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,114 but I'm on duty. - And you're married. 357 00:11:20,157 --> 00:11:21,376 - Well, yeah, but that doesn't rhyme. 358 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:22,377 - Sorry, I just get so overprotective. 359 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,900 She's such a good kid. 360 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:25,772 I guarantee you, she didn't steal those cars. 361 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,948 - We caught her sitting in a Bentley with a power amplifier 362 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,254 and a homemade override plugged into the CAN bus. 363 00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,082 - Yeah, she guilty. 364 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,215 - I can't believe you made us think you were dead. 365 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,564 - I can't believe you're out here stealing cars. 366 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,261 That's for lowlifes. - You steal cars. 367 00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,350 - And I'm a lowlife. A gorgeous, charming, 368 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:40,482 super smart lowlife beloved by all. 369 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,918 - I'm sorry, Dougie. 370 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,093 I was falling behind on my student loans. 371 00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,442 I had to do something. 372 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,096 - Guys, if you weren't working together, 373 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,358 how did she know all your signature moves? 374 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:48,795 - I found some of Doug's old notebooks. 375 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,100 - Those are notes for my memoir. 376 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,885 - Memoir? Do you have title ideas yet? 377 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,062 - I was just gonna call it "The Pontiac Bandit..." 378 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:57,891 - Oh, is that it? - Yeah. 379 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,457 - Okay. - I hated stealing cars. 380 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,329 I was gonna stop as soon as nursing school was paid off, 381 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:03,244 I swear. It was a mistake. 382 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,985 - That's good enough for me. Come on, Trudy, let's go home. 383 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,030 - That's not really how arresting works. 384 00:12:07,074 --> 00:12:08,292 She's going to jail. - Wait, wait, wait. 385 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,859 What if we get you a bigger fish? 386 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,556 What if we can get you Stefano? - Who? 387 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:15,125 - That cherry red 1961 Ferrari 250GT California you took 388 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,040 belongs to a guy named Stefano Lucas. 389 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,955 He thinks I did it, and now he wants to kill me. 390 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,348 - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. 391 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,915 - It's all good. You have the car, 392 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,873 so I call him, tell him I'm not dead, 393 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,527 say I want to give him his car back, 394 00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,877 arrange a drop, and these guys take him down or die trying. 395 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,357 - That is interesting. 396 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,141 Stefano almost never comes out in public. 397 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,056 It would be a huge collar for the Nine-Nine. 398 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,320 What do you say, Sarge? 100,000 push-ups? 399 00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:39,019 - Fine. If you deliver Stefano, I'll talk to the DA 400 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,629 about a reduced sentence for your sister. 401 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,327 - Thank you so much. There's just one problem. 402 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,633 I don't have the car. 403 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,374 I already handed it off to a fence. 404 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,855 - Oh, Judy, Judy, you screwed me. 405 00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,596 - Four hours left. We're down $58. 406 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,511 Amy, where you at? - Four drinks. 407 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,513 - What's four-drink Amy again? - Why don't you come over here 408 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,907 and find out? - Right, Horny Amy. 409 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,604 It feels like you should retire that one for the MeToo era. 410 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,868 - Why don't you come over here and make me? 411 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:02,912 - All right, there's only one thing left to do. 412 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,218 - Drink faster. 413 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,306 - Set a bunch of fires throughout the city. 414 00:13:05,349 --> 00:13:07,395 Mine's better. - No! 415 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,136 We can do this. 416 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,833 Things seem bleak now, 417 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,575 but the night is always darkest before the dawn. 418 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,186 This is Shaw's. 419 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:18,406 We've had weddings here, 420 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,016 and funerals. 421 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,976 Shaw's is part of our family, 422 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,630 because that is what we are. 423 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,154 A family. 424 00:13:27,197 --> 00:13:29,634 And we're not just Amy and Rosa 425 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,201 and Hitchcock and-- 426 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:34,291 [retching] 427 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:38,600 [retching continues] 428 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,864 - So the fence, Dallas, he works in there. 429 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:43,257 - I don't like him. My rule? 430 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,345 Never trust anyone named after a city. 431 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,607 - What about Orlando Bloom? 432 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,217 - I never thought about him being named 433 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,306 after the city before, and his last name is Bloom? 434 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,352 Wait a minute. Did we just realize something crazy? 435 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,267 - No, everyone knows it's a crazy name. 436 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,659 Now can we just focus on the meet-up? 437 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,574 - Fine. - All right, Dallas is creepy 438 00:13:56,618 --> 00:13:59,142 and paranoid, and he really freaked me out that last time. 439 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,014 I don't want to go in alone. - Don't worry, kid. 440 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,624 I'll be there right next to you, as always. 441 00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:05,018 - Aw. Sarge, why don't you say stuff like that to me? 442 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:08,108 - No, look, I do not trust the Judys going anywhere alone. 443 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,892 Doug, you stay with Jake. I'll go in with Trudy. 444 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,241 I just need a cover story. 445 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,416 - We could say that you're my boyfriend. 446 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,896 - No. No, no, no, I don't want 447 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,463 my little sister fake-dating some pervert. 448 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,073 - What? Why am I a pervert? 449 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:18,683 - Uh, have you ever met a nice, normal guy 450 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,468 that wears suspenders every day? 451 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:21,599 What kind of person has to tie their pants down 452 00:14:21,643 --> 00:14:23,253 to keep them from flying off? 453 00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,472 - That's not what suspenders are for, man. 454 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,256 - Guys, we don't have time 455 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:28,084 to figure out what suspenders are for, all right? 456 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,956 Now, Trudy, this is undercover work. 457 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,740 It can be very intense. Are you sure you can handle it? 458 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:34,264 - I mean, I'll do my best. 459 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,440 - Who's this? - This is Deion. He's my man. 460 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:39,269 Ask me another question, you simple little barn animal. 461 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:40,705 - Okay, so she can handle it. 462 00:14:40,749 --> 00:14:42,272 - Why is your boyfriend here? 463 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,448 - Who said boyfriend? Deion and I freak, 464 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,754 then he shuts his pretty little mouth 465 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,495 and lets me handle my business. 466 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,713 - I don't like the direction this is going. 467 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,454 - Easy. She's just playing a part. 468 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:51,934 - Pretty big age difference here. 469 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,631 Where'd you guys meet? - The club. 470 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,198 Deion was a bouncer, 471 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:58,071 and I told him I wanted him to bounce on me. 472 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,420 [clothes rustling] - Oh, what is that? 473 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,725 Is she rubbing on his mic? 474 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,466 - The mic that was taped to his chest? 475 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,946 - You should feel these. 476 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,643 They're like two baseball bases. 477 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,167 Make 'em pop, daddy. 478 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,603 - Daddy's not sure this is the time. 479 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,126 - Do it, daddy! 480 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,259 Ooh, ow! Ooh, ow! 481 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,651 - Get your hands off her, pervert! 482 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,436 - Judy! Judy! I tried to stop him. 483 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,046 - That's my baby sister you're caressing. 484 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,440 - What? How can I caress her with my pecs? 485 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,050 - Look at those things. They got thumbs. 486 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,052 - Guys, guys, stop! Where is Dallas? 487 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,401 - I think he got spooked and ran away. 488 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,316 - Good job, Doug Judy. 489 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,492 You just cost your sister a chance at a reduced sentence. 490 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,539 - Oh, no! Why is my tone so playful? 491 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,323 Why is there a twinkle in my eye? 492 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:39,677 Because I just found our 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. 493 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,114 - Oh, ho, ho! 494 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,203 Ladies and gents and pervert Terry, 495 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,813 we are in business. 496 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,163 Sorry, Sarge, I got caught up in the moment there. 497 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,035 - Guys, I threw up. 498 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,514 - Oh, man, it's over. 499 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,168 We need a miracle. - I'm here. 500 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:53,604 - Captain Holt! How are you here? 501 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:55,345 - You called me. You didn't stop calling me. 502 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,434 - I didn't call you. Look. 503 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,262 - You left 17 voicemails. 504 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:00,524 Here's one. 505 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,526 - Holt! You got to come save us. 506 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,354 We need a lie to get you here. 507 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,529 Charles, what should I say? 508 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,096 - That I got shot in the face. 509 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,706 Ooh, and tell him to bring pizza. 510 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,360 - Whoo! Crampon Holt! 511 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,579 We're losing. 512 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,668 Yeah! - Why are you dancing? 513 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,496 - Oh, I was up to nine-drink Amy, 514 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,324 who speaks French, 515 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:19,369 and then I hurl-- 516 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,502 I hurl-- hurled. 517 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,373 - What she's trying to say is that she vomited, 518 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,201 and now she's back down to three-drink Amy, 519 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,333 or Amy Dance Pants. 520 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:27,638 - You know it. 521 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,466 - My God. 522 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,468 Hitchcock, are you the only person still making sense? 523 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,209 - Yeah. It's bad. 524 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,690 - So are you gonna make us give up, Clappin? 525 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,387 Or are you here to tell us to stop? 526 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,041 - No, I'm here to help you win. 527 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,738 - What is happening? Why is this? 528 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,523 - It's something you said on one of your voicemails, 529 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,307 after you had sung the entirety of a song 530 00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,048 called "Shake Whatcha Mama Gave Ya." 531 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,745 You thought you had hung up, but you hadn't. 532 00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:51,532 - Anyway, bye-bye. What am I doing calling him? 533 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:54,187 He doesn't care about us or what we want. 534 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,058 - When I heard that, I was shaken to my core. 535 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,755 I thought this bar was beneath me, 536 00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:00,410 but what was actually beneath me was my own behavior. 537 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,412 I had turned my back on-- - Holt! 538 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,110 We do not have time for this. 539 00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:05,589 Just drinky, drinky! 540 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:10,072 - Hank, bring me a Charbonnay. 541 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:13,162 - All right, Stefano should be here any minute. 542 00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:14,642 - I just want to thank you guys so much for helping me. 543 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,165 I don't deserve your kindness. 544 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,601 - Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. 545 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,473 We all make bad decisions when we're younger. 546 00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,475 I was once in a flash mob. - Ew. 547 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:22,780 - Something's off about this. 548 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,391 I don't like leaving Judy out there alone. 549 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:25,653 - Relax, we have a tracker on the car, 550 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,263 a tracker on Doug Judy, 551 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,396 and ESU has the entire area surrounded. 552 00:17:29,439 --> 00:17:31,267 It's gonna be fine. - We got movement. 553 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,269 - Okay, everyone, to your positions. 554 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,531 On my signal. 555 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,186 Hold. Hold. 556 00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:38,883 Hold. 557 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,581 Sorry, I started holding too soon. 558 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:42,626 Let's start over. Hold. 559 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,324 Hold. 560 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:45,847 And... 561 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,457 [exclaims] 562 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,633 Everyone, stop holding! Go, go, go, go! 563 00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:52,114 . 564 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,203 - Where is he? Where is he? 565 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,770 - Got him. They got Stefano. 566 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,902 - No, not Stefano. The Pontiac Bandit. 567 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,730 Where is-- - Doug Judy here. 568 00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:01,080 Y'all see that car blow up? 569 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,429 - Yeah, we did. Why did you do that? 570 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,952 - You think I did that? 571 00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,736 Doug Judy does not work with fire. 572 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,390 - Yeah, he's like the Hound from "Game of Thrones." 573 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,305 - I am like the Hound. And you're my Arya. 574 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:10,959 - Right? - Guys! 575 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,440 If Doug Judy didn't blow up the car, who did? 576 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,313 all: Trudy Judy. 577 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:24,277 - Damn, sir, you took that Charbonnay to the house. 578 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,105 How you feeling? - Let me take stock. 579 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,932 My equilibrium is askew, 580 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,109 my vision is partially impaired, 581 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,936 and I'm clearly slurring my words. 582 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,025 To put a fine point on it, your boy is turnt. 583 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,158 - Well, well, well, there's only a minute left, 584 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,117 and you are six bucks down. 585 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,379 I don't think you guys are gonna make it. 586 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:41,207 - Hank, another Charb. 587 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,122 - This one's hot. It was sitting on the radiator. 588 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,125 [dramatic music] 589 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,257 ♪ 590 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,390 - He's never gonna make it. - Yes, he will. 591 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,262 Just don't breathe. Let the liquid into your lungs. 592 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,221 ♪ 593 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:59,442 - Five, four, three, two... 594 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,965 Closing time! Cops win! 595 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:04,882 [cheering] 596 00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:08,364 - All right, fine, the bar is yours. 597 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,802 But we're keeping this! 598 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,195 Come on. 599 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,241 - Before we all go home and pass out, 600 00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:18,200 I want to say how sorry I am that I deserted you earlier. 601 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,247 I want you to know that I care about you all so very much, 602 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:22,552 each and every one of you. 603 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,120 Boyle, Santiago, Diaz, Hitchcock... 604 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,079 [retching] 605 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:30,125 - All right, I have officers looking for her. 606 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,909 She was on foot. She couldn't have gone far. 607 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,042 [phone buzzes] - This is her. 608 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:36,218 Where are you, Trudy? - In the wind, Dougie. 609 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,177 - Okay, that's a cool thing to say, but what are you doing? 610 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,395 They were gonna reduce your charges. 611 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,092 - Reduced charges are still charges, 612 00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,485 and I can't go to prison. 613 00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:45,532 There are no dudes there, and I need to smush! 614 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,186 - Trudy! - Oh, grow up, Doug. 615 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,188 I'm an adult woman who's horny all the time. 616 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,451 - What is going on? - Oh, are you judging me, ho? 617 00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:53,017 - Trudy, running from the cops is a felony. 618 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,149 That means no more nursing school. 619 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,368 - Good. It sucked. 620 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,586 I only went to, like, one class. 621 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,197 - What? - It was boring as hell. 622 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,155 So then I started running Internet scams. 623 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,417 Then there was identity theft. 624 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,114 I was Queen Latifah for a bit. 625 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:05,029 Then Lil' Kim. That was less believable. 626 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,597 But then I found your old notebooks. 627 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,165 How come you never told me how much fun car thieving is? 628 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,601 - Because I didn't want you to fall in love with it. 629 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,212 - Wait, I'm confused. 630 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,909 When did you put the bomb in the Ferrari? 631 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,432 - I didn't do it. Dallas did. 632 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,434 And Dallas isn't some criminal I'm afraid of. 633 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,393 He's my employee. Say what's up, Dallas. 634 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:22,612 - Wassup? - Named after a city. 635 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,223 - The hard part was trying to figure out 636 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,659 how to tell him my plan, so then I came up 637 00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,182 with that whole boyfriend thing, 638 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,923 because I needed a distraction. 639 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,664 I knew you'd rush in, all weird and old-fashioned, 640 00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,231 try to protect my honor. 641 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,407 - How can I caress her with my pecs? 642 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,235 - Look at those things. They got thumbs. 643 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,888 - I don't need you to protect me, Doug. 644 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,107 - You're my baby sister. 645 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,369 I got to look out for you. 646 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,676 - That's so sweet, and also dumb. 647 00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,460 I'll see you at Christmas, sucker! 648 00:20:44,504 --> 00:20:46,288 I love you, big bro. 649 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,507 - Trudy! 650 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:50,118 Man, I am gutted. This is awful. 651 00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:52,033 Is this how you feel every time I trick you? 652 00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,077 - Pretty much. Yeah, it always hurts. 653 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,470 - Wow, I'm sorry, man. 654 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,993 It must be really hard to hang out with me. 655 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:56,994 - Well, it's a tough relationship, 656 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,431 but it's exciting. 657 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:00,128 - Hey, Doug, I'm sorry for not trusting you. 658 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,434 Turns out you had nothing to do with this. 659 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,437 - Oh, so you admit people can change. 660 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,178 - Yes. Bruce Banner's pants and shirt were correct. 661 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,658 - You know what this means, right? 662 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,399 - 6,203. 663 00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,575 6,204. 664 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,403 I am so glad I lost this bet. 665 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,275 I never find time for things I enjoy. 666 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,276 - This is so unsatisfying. 667 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,581 You're not even sweating. 668 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,191 - It's too easy. Get on my back, Jake. 669 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:21,628 - No, I'm not-- - Get on my back, Jake! 670 00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:23,194 - Coming, strong man! 671 00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:25,196 - Fremulon. 672 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,459 - Not a doctor. - Shh. 673 00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:31,059 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 50753

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