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Huh? So, what do you think?
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Casa de Joey.
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Huh? I decorated it myself.
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- Get out.
No.
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Wow, Joey, this is, uh...
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- Art.
- Art it is.
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Well, check this out.
Is it a coffee table?
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Is it, uh, a panther?
There's no need to decide.
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Hey, nice pillow.
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So tell me,
is this genuine Muppet skin?
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Hey, excellent water-table thing.
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Thanks. I love this.
But you know what?
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It makes me want to pee.
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Yeah, me too.
I think that's the challenge. Heh.
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Hey, how come, uh,
Chandler didn't come?
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Well, uh, it's because he had
a thing with the...
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With the thing.
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Right. I got it.
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Why don't you show us
the rest of your casa?
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Yeah.
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Uh, oh, oh, the best part. Come on.
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Huh?
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Hey.
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Nice toilet.
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No, no, no. Behind it.
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- You have a phone in here?
- That's right.
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I have a phone.
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In here.
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- Joey, promise me something.
- Yeah.
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Never call me from that phone.
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Okay, here we go.
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Sorry, they were all out of apple pie.
Someone just got the last piece.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You are not gonna believe this.
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I have just been discovered.
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Wait a minute. I claimed you
in the name of France four years ago.
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Anyway.
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Promise you won't freak out
and say how great this is until I'm done.
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Okay.
- Okay.
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Uh, I just met this producer
of this teeny record company...
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...who said, ahem, that I have
a very fresh, offbeat sound...
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...and she wants to do
a demo of "Smelly Cat. "
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Okay, I told you not to do that yet.
Ha, ha.
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Okay.
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And she wants to do a video.
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I'm not done yet, okay? Ha, ha.
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God. Okay.
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If that goes well,
they may even want to make an album.
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- I'm done now.
Oh, that's great.
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That's unbelievable. Oh.
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Oh, God, Ross, if you care about me,
get the pie out of the man's hood.
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- Get the what?
- There's a pie in the hood. Go.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry. My pie was in your hood.
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I have to get the coffee
out of that guy's pants...
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...and I'll be back
in the hospital by 7.
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Damn it, Ross.
Get your butt out of the bathroom.
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Calm down. I'm blow-drying.
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Blow-drying what?
You have no hair.
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What's going on?
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Uh, your boyfriend has been
in there for an hour.
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It's like I'm living with him again.
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He's here when I go to sleep,
when I wake up, when I wanna shower.
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Uh, I feel like I'm 16 again.
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Well, you're not 16.
You're both adults now.
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Get out, you doofus!
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Or, you know,
he's rubber and you're glue.
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All yours.
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I hope you cleaned your hair
out of the drain.
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I hope
you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
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- Shut up.
- Shut up.
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Cut it out.
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I've never wanted you more.
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So, what do you say, boys?
Should I call him?
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You know what they say:
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Ask your slippers a question...
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...you're going crazy.
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- Hello?
Hey.
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Hey.
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Listen, I'm sorry I didn't make it
over there today.
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Oh, that's okay.
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You, uh... You had a thing.
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Yeah, well,
I hear the place looks great.
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Oh, forget about it.
I'm having a ball, ha.
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How's the apartment doing?
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Oh, hey, it's terrific.
I mean, it's a regular space...
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...fest.
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Oh, well, great.
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Yeah, I just...
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...wanted to call and say hey.
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Well, okay, then.
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Was that the oven timer?
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That's right, my friend.
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- It's time for Baywatch!
- Baywatch!
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Oh.
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Can you believe they gave
Stephanie skin cancer?
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I can't believe
they promoted her to lieutenant.
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You're saying that because
you love Yasmine Bleeth.
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How could anyone
not love Yasmine Bleeth?
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Hey. Hey, they're running.
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See, this is the brilliance of the show.
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I say always keep them running.
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All the time running.
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Run.
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Run, Yasmine. Run like the wind.
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But you wanted to live by yourself.
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I did. I thought it'd be great.
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I figured I'd have time alone
with my thoughts.
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But it turns out I don't have
as many thoughts as you'd think.
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Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler
about moving back?
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You really think he'd take me?
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We had a good talk last night...
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...but when I moved out,
I hurt him bad.
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I promise you,
he would definitely want you back.
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I'm telling you,
there's no way he's moving back.
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But we had one of the greatest talks
we ever had last night. Heh.
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I mean, it was...
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It was like when we first
started living together.
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Look, I know you don't want
to hear this right now...
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...but we've seen him
in his new place. And he's happy.
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He's decorated.
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Look, Chandler, he has moved on, okay?
You have to, too.
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No, you're just gonna have to accept
the fact that you're just friends now.
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You're not...
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...roommates anymore.
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Okay, Phoebe. Ready to try one?
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Okay. Ahem.
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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What are they feeding you?
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Smelly, smelly, smelly
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Really bad smelling smelly cat
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Oh, whoa! Oh, my God!
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I mean, like, who was that?
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They're your backup singers.
Behind you, hon.
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Oh.
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Oh, I thought
they were just watching me.
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- Like at an aquarium, you know?
- All right.
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- From the top.
- Okay. Ahem.
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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What are they feeding you?
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Smelly, smelly, smelly
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Really bad smelling smelly cat
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It's not your fault
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Okay, sorry.
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I'm just not getting...
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...that everyone, um, gets...
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...how smelly this cat actually is.
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Maybe if we could talk about this...
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...because I need to feel
that you really care about the cat.
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Honey, we can talk about this.
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It's just that it's costing
about $100 a minute to be in here.
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Oh, okay. So, um, the cat stinks,
but you love it. Let's go.
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No, there is no way
he was a velociraptor.
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Look at the cranial ridge, okay?
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If Dino was a velociraptor,
he'd have eaten the Flintstones.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh, were you taking a nap?
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- I was.
- Oh, I...
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Oh, wait, Tony, can you hold on?
That's the other line.
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Hello?
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Yeah, she's here,
but, uh, can she call you back?
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Okay, thanks.
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Call Joanna. Hi.
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Did she leave a number?
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Did you see me write one down?
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I don't have her number, butt-munch.
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Well, she'll call back.
Don't be such a baby.
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I'm not a baby. You're the baby.
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- Look, you wanna get off my back?
- Get out of my face.
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Wait, hold on, Tony. Hold on.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Yeah, no, she's right here.
Um, hold on.
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Hi, Tony, can I call you back?
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That's, uh...
That's my sister's boyfriend.
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Give me that.
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Okay.
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Sweetie, before I forget, did I leave
my diaphragm at your place?
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Hi, Mom.
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Hey. Yeah, ha, ha.
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So, uh, how's the palace?
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It's funny you should mention that
because I was thinking...
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What's with the boxes?
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Oh, uh, actually,
I, uh, have some news.
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Is that Joey guy gonna pick up
his moose hat or should I toss it?
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Why don't you ask him yourself?
This is my new roommate, Eddie.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Likewise.
How you doing?
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Uh, I'll take that.
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It's, uh, what I came for, heh.
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So this is new.
Where'd you two meet?
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At the, uh, supermarket
in the, uh, ethnic-food section.
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I helped him pick out a chorizo. Yeah.
Ha-ha-ha.
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- It's a... I mean...
- Wow.
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We got to talking. And, uh, he needed
a place, and I had a spare room.
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Oh, now it's a spare room?
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Well, yeah.
In that it's not being used...
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...and I have it to spare.
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Right.
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Well, I, uh, got what I came for.
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I'll, uh... I'll see you guys.
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Hey, Joe.
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When'd you start using
moose in your hair?
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Is this guy great, or what?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he is.
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I can't believe he has
a new roommate. Who is this guy?
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Uh, Eddie something. He just met him.
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It'll never last.
He's just a rebound roommate.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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Ooh, check it out. Oh, check it out.
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- It's "Smelly Cat," the video.
Oh, God.
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Now, okay, I haven't seen it yet,
so if you don't like it...
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...so what?
None of you ever made a video.
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Okay.
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Get out of here, cat! You stink!
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Oh, smoking.
- Oh, look at me.
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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What are they feeding you?
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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It's not your fault
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Smelly, smelly, smelly
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Really bad smelling smelly cat
It's not your fault
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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- Oh, my God!
- I know.
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I sound amazing!
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They won't take you to the vet
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You're obviously not their favorite pet
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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It's not your fault
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Oh, no
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I've never heard myself sing before.
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I mean, except in my own head. Oh.
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This is so cool.
Now I can hear what you hear.
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Pretty, uh, different, huh?
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Oh, I am sorry,
but I'm incredibly talented.
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
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It's not your fault
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Hey, Joey. What's going on, man?
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Eddie.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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I just, uh, came by to pick up my mail.
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- Where's the mail?
- Oh, it's, uh, over there on the table.
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You don't keep it
on this table anymore?
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No, Eddie likes it over there.
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All right, here you go, my friend.
Eggs à la Eddie, huh.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Oh, oh. That's great.
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Huh.
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What?
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I thought you liked your eggs...
250
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...with the bread with the hole
in the middle, à la me.
251
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:15,830
I do, but, uh, Eddie makes them this way.
They're pretty darn good.
252
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,290
Well, you guys...
253
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,626
...I'm out of here.
254
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,419
See you, pals.
255
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,087
See you.
256
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,260
- So how are you two getting along?
- Oh, I couldn't be happier.
257
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,970
Great, huh?
258
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,222
I'm happy for you.
259
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,560
All right, that's it!
260
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:42,607
He just comes in here,
Mr. Johnny New Eggs...
261
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,736
...with his moving the mail and his:
262
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,905
"See you, pals. "
263
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:53,201
And now there's no juice!
264
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,704
There's no juice for the people
who need the juice. I need the juice!
265
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,249
There's another carton
right over there.
266
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,963
Hey, this isn't about juice anymore,
all right, man?
267
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,339
All right.
268
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,632
So, what's it about?
269
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,759
Eggs.
270
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,637
Whose eggs do you like better,
his or mine, huh?
271
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,556
- Well, I like both eggs equally.
- Oh, come on!
272
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,101
Nobody likes
two kinds of eggs equally.
273
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,436
You like one better,
and I wanna know which.
274
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,314
What's the difference?
Your eggs aren't here anymore.
275
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,485
You took your eggs, and you left!
276
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,446
Did you really expect me
to never find new eggs?
277
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,701
I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
278
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,495
Tough. We're watching
Predators of the Serengeti.
279
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,998
- Ugh.
- Would you guys stop?
280
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,125
- It's my TV!
What?
281
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:43,543
- Quit it.
- Bite me!
282
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,794
Oh, my God.
283
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,963
Well, Monica keeps changing
the channel.
284
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,591
Aw, that's great.
Why don't you tell Mommy on me?
285
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,886
Now I'm Mommy in this little play?
286
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,723
Look, I refuse to get sucked into...
287
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,642
...this weird little Geller
dimension thing, okay?
288
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,687
So I'm gonna go take
a nice long hot bubble bath...
289
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,024
...because you kids
are driving me crazy!
290
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:10,319
What do we do about this?
291
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,530
We could tape Entertainment Tonight.
292
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,781
Not that!
293
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,700
This! Us!
294
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,494
Oh, my God, Ross, it's... You're just...
295
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:21,247
- Since you've been here, you're driving...
- Ow, ow.
296
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,667
Mon, you've gone ultrasonic
again, all right?
297
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:28,087
I just can't stand you being here...
298
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,505
...all the time!
299
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:32,800
Why? Why can't you
stand me being here?
300
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,343
We're just having fun.
301
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:37,180
Fun? You think this is fun?
302
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,431
Yeah.
303
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:42,018
I thought we were fooling around,
like when, uh... When we were kids.
304
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:44,103
I hated you when we were kids.
305
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,066
- You hated me when we were kids?
- Yes.
306
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,484
I hated you.
307
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,236
I loved you in a you're-my-brother-
so-I-have-to way...
308
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,405
...but basically, I hated your guts.
309
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,200
Why did you hate me?
310
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,244
Because you were mean to me...
311
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,873
...and you teased me
and you always got your way.
312
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,251
That wasn't fun for you?
313
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,254
Uh-huh.
314
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,466
I can't believe you hated me.
315
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,178
But now I love you.
316
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,265
And not just because I have to.
317
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:22,725
Really?
318
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,393
Yeah.
319
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,231
You're just gonna have
to stop pissing me off.
320
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,153
I can do that.
321
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,156
- Then I won't have to kill you.
- Ha, ha.
322
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,121
So you wanna watch, uh,
Entertainment Tonight?
323
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,164
Yeah, thanks.
324
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,333
Tonight, America's premier
sports magazine...
325
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:48,626
...moves to primetime...
326
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,586
- You know what?
- What?
327
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,714
If you really wanna watch
that Serengeti thing, we can.
328
00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,050
Oh, okay.
329
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,433
- Hey.
Hey.
330
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,228
Listen, you are not
going to believe this...
331
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,857
...but, ahem, that is not me
singing on the video.
332
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,526
No.
333
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,111
Yes.
334
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:16,779
Well, how did you find out?
335
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:21,325
The record company sent this paper
for me to sign saying it's okay...
336
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:25,288
...for someone else to sing for me.
That was my first clue.
337
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,373
So, what are you gonna do?
338
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,084
I can't work with people
who would do this.
339
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,460
Sure.
340
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:33,171
I mean, this poor woman.
341
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,339
What woman?
342
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:36,716
The voice woman.
343
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,886
She has a great voice,
but she doesn't have a video.
344
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,805
Okay, Pheebs, but what about you?
345
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,974
I have a video. Pay attention.
346
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,022
No, this voice woman,
she's so talented.
347
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,649
But according to the producer people...
348
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:57,528
...they said, like, she doesn't have
the right look or something. You know?
349
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,947
She's like one of those
animals at the pound...
350
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:02,366
...who nobody wants
because they're not pretty.
351
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:06,954
Or, you know, like some old dog
who's kind of like stinky and...
352
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,207
Oh, my God! She's smelly cat!
353
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:14,712
Oh, oh, that song has so many levels.
354
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:18,549
Hey, Eddie.
355
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,593
You, uh, wanna play some foosball?
356
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,512
No, thanks, man.
I'm not, uh... Not really into sports.
357
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,728
Yeah, okay. All right.
358
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,774
Doesn't matter. Time for Baywatch.
359
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,776
Oh, what?
360
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,861
You like that show?
361
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,615
You don't?
362
00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:44,617
Ha, ha, what...? No.
363
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,703
I mean, it's just pretty people
running around on the beach.
364
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,456
Well, that's the brilliance of it.
365
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,627
The pretty people.
366
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,755
And the running.
367
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,260
I'm gonna go read in my room
for a little while.
368
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:05,304
Oh, oh. Okay, man.
369
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,738
Smelly cat, smelly cat
370
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,781
What are they feeding you?
371
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,991
Everybody!
372
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,994
Smelly cat, smelly cat
373
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,496
It's not your fault
374
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,040
Monica.
375
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,624
They won't take you to the vet
376
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,418
Chandler.
377
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,839
You're obviously not their favorite pet
378
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,090
Joey.
379
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:26,010
You may not be a bed of roses
380
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,637
And you're no friend
To those with noses
381
00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:35,102
Ross, those are the only lines we have.
Sorry. Okay. Back to the chorus.
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