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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,943 --> 00:00:24,943 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:27,943 --> 00:00:30,164 Damn it! 3 00:00:37,411 --> 00:00:38,911 Incoming! 4 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:42,923 No time, ladies! Charlie's on the wire! 5 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,460 Move it! All right, go! Come on! 6 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,454 You got mud in your ears, boy? Get dressed! 7 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:48,417 No, I'm... I'm not... 8 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:49,859 War's not gonna wait for you to get pretty! 9 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:53,853 Chaz, get this man operational. And get him a pair of pants! Let's go! 10 00:00:53,927 --> 00:00:55,927 Do you think I have time to waste? Get him a gun! 11 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,893 Don't look at me, get those pants on! 12 00:01:05,522 --> 00:01:07,653 - You just get in country? - Oh, uh... 13 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,233 Yeah. 14 00:01:11,111 --> 00:01:13,322 - Yeah, shit's crazy. I know. - Yeah! 15 00:01:13,489 --> 00:01:14,489 You'll adjust. 16 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:17,283 I'm Dave. 17 00:01:18,368 --> 00:01:19,368 Klaus. 18 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:34,402 Busy. 19 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:37,122 Oh, good. You're up. 20 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,824 We need to talk. 21 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:41,736 You, me, and the others. So meet me in the living room. 22 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:43,961 Like, now-ish. 23 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:47,747 Yeah, that sounds like a real rager, but my schedule's already chock-full. 24 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,674 Yeah, no time for that. The world's ending in three days. 25 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,221 - Three days? - That's what Five said. 26 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,433 The old bastard did mention the apocalypse, come to think of it. 27 00:02:57,509 --> 00:02:59,509 He just left out the part about how soon. 28 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,756 But can we trust him? I don't know if you've noticed, 29 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:05,138 - but Five's a little... - Our little psycho. 30 00:03:05,225 --> 00:03:06,635 He was pretty convincing. 31 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,902 If he wasn't trying to stop an apocalypse, 32 00:03:08,979 --> 00:03:11,876 - those lunatics wouldn't be chasing him. - That's why they were after him? 33 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,650 - Yeah. - What did Five even see? 34 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:18,413 Uh... Apparently, 35 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,776 we all fought together against whoever was responsible. 36 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:28,042 Okay. So, here's the plan. 37 00:03:28,123 --> 00:03:30,519 - Uh, we go through Dad's research... - Wait, what? 38 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,923 - Hold on, hold on. - Wait a tick, wait a tick, wait a tick. 39 00:03:33,003 --> 00:03:35,384 What actually happened the first time around? 40 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,430 Yeah. What are you not tellin' us? 41 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,723 Come on, big boy, spit it out. 42 00:03:44,389 --> 00:03:46,020 We died. 43 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:47,935 What was that? 44 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,400 I said, uh, we died. 45 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:09,790 Don't say it. 46 00:04:09,873 --> 00:04:12,753 Say what? Pinch me, I must be dreamin'. 47 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,294 Mwah! 48 00:04:14,711 --> 00:04:17,672 Quit your bellyaching, Hazel. It's only one more day. 49 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:20,548 See, that's a relief. I was worried it was too good to be true. 50 00:04:27,182 --> 00:04:29,562 Well, it gets worse. 51 00:04:32,646 --> 00:04:36,437 "Contract to kill Number Five terminated. Await further instruction." 52 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,990 Obviously, Number Five cleared things up with the Commission. 53 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,816 You think they let that little shit off so easy? 54 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,949 It doesn't make any sense. 55 00:04:45,033 --> 00:04:46,334 Sure it does. He's a legend. 56 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,245 And what are we? Chopped liver? 57 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,697 - Worker bees. - Well, we better get buzzin'. 58 00:04:50,956 --> 00:04:53,706 Because the next job that comes down that pipeline, we need a win. 59 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,668 Gotta show headquarters we still got it. 60 00:04:55,752 --> 00:04:56,752 What? 61 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,512 You see, that's your problem right there. Next tube, next job, next... 62 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:03,550 Right, but there won't be a next anything if we don't find the briefcase. 63 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:04,795 - End of story. - Whatever. 64 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,887 - Whatever. - Whatever. Whatever. 65 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,175 I need a hit of sucrose. 66 00:05:09,266 --> 00:05:11,026 - I'm heading to the vending machine. - Fine. 67 00:05:11,351 --> 00:05:12,351 Fine. 68 00:05:24,781 --> 00:05:26,492 "Terminate Hazel." 69 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,785 I must admit, Number Five, 70 00:05:32,622 --> 00:05:34,213 in all the time that I've been here, 71 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,252 - I've never met anyone quite like you. - Hello, Handler. 72 00:05:38,295 --> 00:05:41,665 Hazel and Cha-Cha, for example, are talented, certainly, but... 73 00:05:42,216 --> 00:05:43,886 they can't see the big picture. 74 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:48,677 Your spunk, your enterprising spirit, 75 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:51,675 well, it reminds me a great deal of myself, if... 76 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,192 I may be so vainglorious. 77 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:57,981 If things work out for you here, 78 00:05:59,733 --> 00:06:02,824 you could potentially make a fine successor, Five. 79 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:06,216 I'd like to discuss the logistics of my family's safety 80 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,910 at your earliest convenience. 81 00:06:08,492 --> 00:06:10,333 As well as this body replacement. 82 00:06:10,827 --> 00:06:12,117 Such chutzpah. 83 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:15,076 It's refreshing, I'll admit. 84 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,922 Slow down, Five. All in good time. 85 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:23,127 In fact, now that you've finally agreed to work with us, 86 00:06:23,757 --> 00:06:25,637 we've got all the time in the world. 87 00:06:28,053 --> 00:06:30,723 The Commission works in support of a delicate balance 88 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,887 between the time line of events and mankind's free will. 89 00:06:35,644 --> 00:06:39,355 The briefcase is no longer part of your kit, Five. Free your mind. 90 00:06:39,439 --> 00:06:40,730 You're management now. 91 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,531 One of us. 92 00:06:44,444 --> 00:06:47,524 All the people on this floor are case managers, 93 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:51,744 each one responsible for one major event at a time. 94 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:54,314 - So many of them. - Impressive, isn't it? 95 00:06:54,704 --> 00:06:56,415 Being part of something... 96 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,130 so grand. 97 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:03,463 Come along. 98 00:07:04,673 --> 00:07:07,394 Whenever someone chooses the wrong path 99 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:10,507 and the time line is changed, the Commission gets a report 100 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,846 from field agents on the ground. 101 00:07:13,348 --> 00:07:16,978 These field reports are sorted and assigned to a case manager. 102 00:07:17,310 --> 00:07:19,401 They determine if anyone needs to be... 103 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:24,651 removed from the equation to assure that their event happens as it should. 104 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:28,488 Based on that determination, the case manager sends instructions 105 00:07:28,572 --> 00:07:30,242 via pneumatic tube to... 106 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:34,196 temporal assassins like you formerly were, Number Five. 107 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:37,374 Any queries so far? 108 00:07:38,707 --> 00:07:39,707 Yeah. 109 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:43,130 Who was the case manager handling me? 110 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:44,838 Ah. 111 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,377 You mean the apocalypse. 112 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:54,715 Five, meet Dot. 113 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,846 - Oh, hi. - Dot is responsible 114 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:58,903 for all apocalypse matters. 115 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,687 In fact, it was Dot here who first flagged your appearance in 2019. 116 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,274 No hard feelings. 117 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,613 Well, you certainly put us through the ringer. 118 00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:11,033 Outsmarting two of our so-called best temporal assassins. 119 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:13,735 If that doesn't spell leadership material... 120 00:08:17,704 --> 00:08:19,704 ...I just don't know. 121 00:08:20,582 --> 00:08:22,293 I suspect... 122 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,245 you like a challenge, Five. 123 00:08:28,423 --> 00:08:33,104 Which is why I've given you a particularly complex first case. 124 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:39,024 It's too bad Joseph Späh decided against sabotaging the fuel tank. 125 00:08:39,309 --> 00:08:41,309 It would've been so much easier. 126 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:42,770 Anyhoo... 127 00:08:43,813 --> 00:08:45,024 if you have any questions... 128 00:08:46,775 --> 00:08:48,145 I'll be right behind you. 129 00:09:21,101 --> 00:09:22,562 Why am I doing this? 130 00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:25,515 Because it's important. 131 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,687 I just feel like every time I see them, 132 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,777 I come away feeling like there's less of me. 133 00:09:31,861 --> 00:09:33,451 Things are different now. You got me. 134 00:09:33,905 --> 00:09:38,365 The Sonny to your Cher, the, um, peanut butter to your jelly. 135 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:44,883 Vanya, you getting first chair is a huge accomplishment. 136 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,499 You did it all by yourself. 137 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:49,094 So it's the right thing to invite them to the concert. 138 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,380 They need to see how talented you are, okay? 139 00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:53,799 Hmm? 140 00:09:56,011 --> 00:09:57,812 Okay, Sonny. 141 00:09:57,929 --> 00:09:58,929 Let's do this. 142 00:10:04,394 --> 00:10:05,394 Maid's day off? 143 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:08,476 Growing up, we called her "Mom." 144 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,152 But where is everybody? 145 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,952 How come you're not in any of these? 146 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:22,998 It's always about the Umbrella Academy. I just didn't make the cut, so... 147 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,706 Wow. 148 00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:36,049 - Just now, you're telling... - Leonard. Hey, Leonard, come on. 149 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,933 No, we need to figure this out. 150 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,352 - Is it just us? - It's everybody. 151 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,741 - In the house? - The whole planet? 152 00:10:41,765 --> 00:10:44,186 - No, outside the house. Everyone died. - Hey. 153 00:10:44,268 --> 00:10:45,268 Hmm? 154 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:47,812 What's going on? 155 00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:51,937 It's a family matter. 156 00:10:52,817 --> 00:10:54,028 A family matter. 157 00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:58,323 - So you couldn't bother to include me. - No, it's not like that. We were... 158 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,197 - Don't let me interrupt. - Wait. 159 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:03,504 - I'll fill you in later when we're alone. - Please, please, don't bother. 160 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,660 And I won't either. 161 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:07,666 - Vanya, that's not fair. - Fair? 162 00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:11,705 There's nothing fair about being your sister. 163 00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:16,335 I have been left out of everything for as long as I can remember. 164 00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:20,505 And I used to think it was Dad's fault, but he's dead. 165 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,677 So it turns out you're the assholes. 166 00:11:27,644 --> 00:11:28,644 Ouch. 167 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,937 Vanya, wait. I left my jacket. 168 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,571 I can't go back there. 169 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,443 Okay, go ahead, I'll catch up to you. 170 00:11:38,029 --> 00:11:40,634 - I'm gonna go find Vanya and explain. - No, wait, there isn't time. 171 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,868 We need to figure out what causes the apocalypse. 172 00:11:42,951 --> 00:11:45,751 Now, there are loads of possibilities. 173 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,832 Nuclear war, asteroids. 174 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:50,664 But I'm thinking this is about the Moon. Right? 175 00:11:51,251 --> 00:11:53,172 Dad must have sent me up there for a reason. 176 00:11:53,294 --> 00:11:57,625 And I was giving him daily updates on the conditions, I sent field samples. 177 00:11:58,091 --> 00:11:59,251 The first thing we need to do 178 00:11:59,509 --> 00:12:01,929 - is find his research. - Hold on. Hold the phone. 179 00:12:02,011 --> 00:12:05,812 We all died fighting this thing the first time around. Remember? 180 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,940 Klaus, shockingly, has a point. What gives us a win this time? 181 00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:11,860 Five. Last time we didn't have him. 182 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,520 We weren't all together. 183 00:12:13,857 --> 00:12:15,293 This time, we'll have the full force 184 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,106 of the Umbrella Academy. That's what we need. 185 00:12:17,193 --> 00:12:18,653 So, where's Five now? 186 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,658 Well, he had a plan to change the time line. He'll be back soon. 187 00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:24,422 I'm going after Hazel and Cha-Cha. 188 00:12:25,034 --> 00:12:26,365 - What, right now? - Hell, yeah. 189 00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:28,134 Three days. I'm losing light by the minute. 190 00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:29,004 Wait, Diego. 191 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,791 Look, I know you wanna avenge your friend, 192 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,794 - but we got a bigger problem here. - She wasn't just some friend. 193 00:12:35,336 --> 00:12:38,547 If I'm gonna die, I need to know I killed those bastards first. 194 00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:41,778 - You don't look so hot. - It's not about Dad. 195 00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,721 - It's not about me. - What makes you say that? I feel great. 196 00:12:44,804 --> 00:12:47,764 - The longer I wait, Hazel... - You don't have to do this alone. 197 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,769 - I know how important this is to you. - Stop making it about you. 198 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,517 Klaus? 199 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:55,565 Klaus? 200 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:57,524 - Klaus! - Yeah! Sorry. 201 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,740 So, what? You're giving up on the world, too? 202 00:13:00,153 --> 00:13:02,953 Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 203 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,532 So that's it. 204 00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:07,657 You're cool with us all dying in three days? 205 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,076 I can't believe it. 206 00:13:16,294 --> 00:13:17,294 It's just us. 207 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:24,389 Oh, please, not you, too. 208 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,563 I have to book a flight back to LA. 209 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:30,484 If this happens I have to be with my daughter, custody be damned. 210 00:13:30,558 --> 00:13:32,058 And you said it yourself... 211 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:37,187 we need the full force of the Academy to even stand a chance. 212 00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:40,743 I'm sorry, Luther. 213 00:13:51,538 --> 00:13:54,168 I can't believe I was stupid enough to go back there. 214 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,519 I shouldn't have made you do it. 215 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,842 No, it's my fault. 216 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:59,629 I just wanted them to be proud of me. 217 00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:03,432 And how could I presume to be worthy of their attention? 218 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,178 Nothing's ever big enough next to their holier-than-thou, 219 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,062 weight of the world bullshit. 220 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,388 - Vanya! - What? 221 00:14:21,192 --> 00:14:22,572 What the hell is happening? 222 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:24,950 You happened. 223 00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:26,780 Oh, come on. 224 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,450 Th... That's crazy. 225 00:14:29,909 --> 00:14:31,830 I mean, it... it was like this before. 226 00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:37,043 That's a coincidence. 227 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,010 Leonard, it's impossible. 228 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:44,011 Come on. My place is close. 229 00:14:53,182 --> 00:14:55,442 Ah, shit. 230 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,191 - Hey. - Hey. You, uh... you mind? 231 00:14:59,606 --> 00:15:02,437 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. I'll... I'll tie that up. 232 00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:04,946 If you tie me up after. 233 00:15:05,486 --> 00:15:06,407 Come again? 234 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:09,618 You know, last time I was sober was that roaring good time 235 00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,951 when those freaks had me tied up in the motel room. 236 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,293 Wow. You are one twisted bonehead. 237 00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:18,000 Why? You're the one who's always like, "Klaus, you need to get sober, bro." 238 00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:20,923 - There's better ways to get clean, bro. - Not for me, no. 239 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,971 I need someone to take away my options. 240 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,052 - Fine. - Okay. Thank you. 241 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,894 - Okay, can you help me? - Yeah. Yeah. 242 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:32,764 Okay. 243 00:15:38,394 --> 00:15:40,725 Hiya, Five. How's it going? 244 00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:43,484 I must have utter silence in order to complete this task. 245 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,856 Oh, okay. 246 00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:52,580 Hey, a few of us are having lunch, and I was wondering if you... 247 00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,620 ...you're doing something. 248 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,263 Oh. Bye... Bye! 249 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,436 I'm afraid that's not procedure. 250 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,778 Five, meet Gloria. 251 00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:30,448 Gloria is perhaps the single most vital cog in our machine. 252 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:33,780 - Oh! - Gloria, this is Number Five. 253 00:16:33,866 --> 00:16:35,866 Look at you. 254 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,370 Deadly little thing. 255 00:16:38,496 --> 00:16:43,586 So happy we decided to close the contract on your life. 256 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:46,006 I'm afraid your reputation precedes you. 257 00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:48,587 And it looks like you're building on it here. 258 00:16:49,674 --> 00:16:52,215 Oh. Karl Weber. 259 00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:56,773 Now tell me, why unfortunate Karl? 260 00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,479 Karl Weber is the butcher at the shop where Captain Ernst A. Lehmann 261 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:01,850 acquires his weekly roast. 262 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:05,767 So, if Karl dies, his butcher shop is passed on to his son Otto, who... 263 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,359 never washes his hands, which is disgusting. 264 00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:11,203 So he's the one who gives the captain his roast. 265 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:12,660 And that gives him food poisoning. 266 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,240 Which makes him late for work. 267 00:17:14,615 --> 00:17:16,365 Which delays the takeoff. 268 00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:18,122 And to make up for lost time, 269 00:17:18,202 --> 00:17:19,931 the Hindenburg flies through a weather front 270 00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:21,575 of high electrical charge and humidity. 271 00:17:21,664 --> 00:17:25,744 And the static electricity inside the aircraft makes it a virtual tinderbox. 272 00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:27,673 Tiny engine sparks... 273 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,125 And just like that, we have... 274 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,643 Oh! 275 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:40,346 I'm sure you've all heard that Mr. Five has proven 276 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:44,653 to be as adept with a pen as he was with a sword. 277 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,029 Let his effort serve as inspiration 278 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,572 to you all. 279 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,363 Herb! How long have you been on the Lusitania? 280 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:58,288 - Oh, ah... Well, let's see, I, uh... I... - Sorry? 281 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,539 - When I first started... - Sorry? I can't hear you. 282 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,540 Still can't hear you. 283 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,798 Oh, Gene, a word before you go to lunch. 284 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,170 Gutenberg seems to be having second thoughts about the printing press. 285 00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:28,395 Shit. 286 00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,428 So, how's your first day going? 287 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,317 Couldn't be better. 288 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:40,237 Glad to hear it. 289 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,123 Ah. 290 00:18:45,414 --> 00:18:46,704 I burned my rugae. 291 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,252 Ever burn your rugae? 292 00:18:50,711 --> 00:18:52,422 Rugae. 293 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,758 The ridges on the hard palate that help pass food to the esophagus. 294 00:18:56,926 --> 00:19:01,346 Anyway, I'm on a liquid diet for two days, hence the marathon of urination. 295 00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:05,103 One faulty cog, and nothing works as it should. 296 00:19:06,019 --> 00:19:11,528 You know, we value integrity at the office above all else. 297 00:19:12,108 --> 00:19:16,608 Trust is essential, and that trust is... built over time. 298 00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:18,986 But in the event of a breach, 299 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:22,743 the Commission will act swiftly and without mercy. 300 00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:27,704 An efficiency I'm sure you above all people can appreciate, Number Five. 301 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,300 I'm feeling peckish. 302 00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:32,708 Have you had your lunch? 303 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,337 Not yet. 304 00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:39,394 Great. How would you like to lunch with me in my office? 305 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,890 You can eat solid foods, and I can live vicariously... 306 00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:45,682 through you. 307 00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:48,894 Sounds great. 308 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:14,299 - The briefcase is here? - It's where Commission said. 309 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,382 All righty. 310 00:20:45,701 --> 00:20:47,501 Sure are in the middle of nowhere. 311 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,744 - What are you doing? - Just tying my shoe. 312 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,137 Can I ask you a cuckoo bananas question? 313 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,555 Sure, shoot. 314 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,809 Would it really be so bad... 315 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,902 - if we didn't find the briefcase? - Uh, yeah. 316 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,143 You know what happens to people who step out of line. 317 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,376 We'd be hunted down like dogs. What's the matter with you? 318 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,701 I guess I'm just tired of all this being told what to do, where to go. 319 00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,068 Wouldn't it be nice to kill who you want for a change, 320 00:21:23,155 --> 00:21:24,655 not who the Commission tells us to? 321 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,661 Let's forget the stupid briefcase. 322 00:21:28,828 --> 00:21:30,159 Why not just stay here? 323 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,086 In case it fell out of your head, there won't be a "here" in a few days. 324 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:34,875 Well, then, maybe we should help stop it. 325 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,460 - Stop what? - You know. 326 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,596 That's impossible. 327 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,301 - Why? Number Five came back. - And he failed. 328 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,432 He's back at the Commission. There's no way around this, Hazel. 329 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,891 Our only choice is to do what they say. 330 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:51,271 One way or another, they always get you. 331 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,750 Home sweet home. 332 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:15,583 Yep. 333 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:28,384 Hey, uh... 334 00:22:29,388 --> 00:22:31,348 - You hungry? - I could eat. 335 00:22:31,432 --> 00:22:32,982 Why don't you go relax? 336 00:22:33,059 --> 00:22:34,809 I'll bring us some, uh, takeout. 337 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,693 That, uh, Chinese place, Samurai Gardens. 338 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,980 Kung Pao chicken, extra spicy. 339 00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:43,452 Okay. Sounds great. 340 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,237 Thanks. 341 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,489 Great. 342 00:22:47,031 --> 00:22:48,082 Back in a jiff. 343 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,621 Uh, keys. 344 00:23:19,897 --> 00:23:21,647 Everything all right, Master Luther? 345 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:23,692 Where are they? 346 00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:26,534 The boxes, the reports, the samples? 347 00:23:26,613 --> 00:23:28,532 All the correspondence I sent down from the Moon? 348 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,490 I, uh... I'm not sure. 349 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:34,955 - Your father was a very private person... - Stop it, Pogo! 350 00:23:35,913 --> 00:23:37,673 You know everything our dad did. 351 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:44,797 What? 352 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,295 Clever old man. 353 00:24:17,163 --> 00:24:18,624 He never even looked at them. 354 00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:22,792 Why not? 355 00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:26,505 Why not? 356 00:24:27,423 --> 00:24:29,844 Your father was many things. 357 00:24:29,925 --> 00:24:31,796 Forthright was not one of them. 358 00:24:33,137 --> 00:24:34,307 After your accident, 359 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,266 he wanted to give you purpose, Master Luther. 360 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,230 He felt that this was the only way. 361 00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:42,902 What? Shanghaiing me on the Moon for four years? 362 00:24:45,608 --> 00:24:47,439 I wasn't a good enough Number One? 363 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,278 That's what it was? 364 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,317 I couldn't cut it? 365 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,115 So he sent me away? 366 00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,198 - No, no, that's not... - Pogo... 367 00:24:56,827 --> 00:24:59,407 Please leave me alone. 368 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,708 - Master... - Now, please! Get out! 369 00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:48,001 - Allison! - Shh! 370 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,852 I have prepared a... 371 00:26:04,895 --> 00:26:05,895 feast. 372 00:26:06,772 --> 00:26:08,482 Whoa, where'd you get those? 373 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,987 My methods must remain mysterious. 374 00:26:12,194 --> 00:26:14,565 Well, you're not the only one with secrets. 375 00:26:17,241 --> 00:26:18,412 Just in case. 376 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,579 Ah. Oh, and, uh... 377 00:26:23,289 --> 00:26:24,289 one more thing. 378 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,875 It's, um... It's for you. 379 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,888 Do you, um... Do you like it? 380 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,981 I'll never take it off. 381 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,440 Oh. 382 00:26:49,773 --> 00:26:51,903 I almost forgot. I brought one more thing. 383 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:08,838 Luther Hargreeves, 384 00:27:09,501 --> 00:27:10,711 will you dance with me? 385 00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:25,599 Number One? 386 00:27:25,684 --> 00:27:26,724 Number Three! 387 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,480 This is highly unacceptable behavior. 388 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:33,484 You both know that fun and games are restricted to Saturdays 389 00:27:33,567 --> 00:27:35,778 - between noon and half past noon. - But we were just... 390 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:38,531 You will never come up here again. Do you understand me? 391 00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:40,740 Never! 392 00:27:42,576 --> 00:27:45,247 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I hate this room. 393 00:27:45,329 --> 00:27:47,289 Oh, it got me high enough. 394 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:50,963 I picked it clean of anything of value after Daddy kicked the bucket. 395 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:52,753 That's it, tighter and higher. 396 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,876 Ooh. Ouf! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 397 00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:59,636 - Fine. - Ooh! Aah! 398 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:02,679 - Aah! - If I see a boner, I'm out. 399 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:06,980 End of the world and you wanna get sober all of a sudden. 400 00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:09,940 Don't get me wrong, man. 401 00:28:10,396 --> 00:28:11,557 Good by you. 402 00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:14,501 But I'd think you'd wanna pop every pill on the planet. 403 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:18,405 Oh, the thought did cross my mind, believe me, but... 404 00:28:19,154 --> 00:28:20,654 there's something I need to do, 405 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:24,539 and the whole pesky thing doesn't seem to work unless I'm sober. 406 00:28:25,912 --> 00:28:27,872 Is this is about conjuring the one you lost? 407 00:28:27,955 --> 00:28:30,955 What was her name? 408 00:28:46,598 --> 00:28:48,888 His name was Dave. 409 00:28:50,310 --> 00:28:52,651 We soldiered together in the A Shau Valley... 410 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,529 in the Mountain of the Crouching Beast. 411 00:28:58,444 --> 00:29:00,904 Well, Dave must have been a very special person... 412 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,942 to put up with your weird-ass shit. 413 00:29:04,241 --> 00:29:06,701 Yeah. Yeah, he was... 414 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:11,576 He was kind, and strong, and vulnerable, and... 415 00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,250 beautiful. 416 00:29:15,127 --> 00:29:16,627 Beautiful. And I was... 417 00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:21,429 foolish enough to follow him all the way to the front line. 418 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,890 - You fought in the shit? - Oh yeah, baby. 419 00:29:25,888 --> 00:29:27,719 How'd they let you do that? 420 00:29:27,807 --> 00:29:31,307 Let me? War couldn't take enough bodies. Please. 421 00:29:31,685 --> 00:29:32,935 Including his. 422 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,724 Hey, look at us. 423 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:41,106 Loggin' in some quality bro time before the end of the world. 424 00:29:41,695 --> 00:29:42,816 Yeah, might as well. 425 00:29:44,031 --> 00:29:45,662 Everyone I like is already dead. 426 00:29:45,741 --> 00:29:46,951 Ah, yes. 427 00:29:47,618 --> 00:29:48,618 The lady cop. 428 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,246 Yeah. 429 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:53,707 Mom, too. 430 00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:57,878 I let them both down. 431 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,510 So here I am. 432 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,800 Alone with you. 433 00:30:10,182 --> 00:30:11,893 Ah, shit! 434 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:14,269 What? 435 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,265 I need to pee. 436 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:22,146 Thanks, guys. Well, as you can see, mysterious damage 437 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:25,866 to multiple vehicles and light posts occurred earlier today 438 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,489 here in the midtown area. 439 00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,694 Authorities suspect a drunk driver. 440 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,246 We'll have the full details for you 441 00:30:31,328 --> 00:30:32,459 - tonight at five. - Thanks. 442 00:30:32,538 --> 00:30:33,709 Are you okay? 443 00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:35,123 Yeah, I'm fine. 444 00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:36,708 Okay. 445 00:30:40,212 --> 00:30:41,802 Look, I... 446 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:44,300 I'm sure this is a lot to deal with. 447 00:30:45,801 --> 00:30:48,852 You know, the idea that you've always had these powers lying dormant. 448 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,970 What, the ability to bend lampposts? 449 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,056 Your mood changed things. 450 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,347 The rain stopped. I saw it. 451 00:30:55,435 --> 00:30:58,685 That wasn't me. I'm so sorry to disappoint you. 452 00:30:58,772 --> 00:31:01,782 Disappoint? You couldn't disappoint me if you tried. 453 00:31:03,569 --> 00:31:06,029 But if you did do this, if it was you, 454 00:31:07,030 --> 00:31:09,030 that's beautiful, it's powerful. 455 00:31:09,116 --> 00:31:10,656 Look, if this was even true, 456 00:31:10,742 --> 00:31:13,452 everything I know about myself would be different. 457 00:31:13,704 --> 00:31:15,535 Everything I've ever been told. 458 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:19,628 - Do you think maybe your father knew? - Come on. No way! 459 00:31:20,502 --> 00:31:23,262 Look, if I was special, I would have been in the Umbrella Academy. 460 00:31:23,338 --> 00:31:25,759 I'm so sorry you got stuck with the ordinary one. 461 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:29,347 Ordinary is not a word I'd use to describe you. 462 00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,974 Look, we'll figure it out... 463 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:35,893 as a team. 464 00:31:37,311 --> 00:31:38,731 My life is so weird. 465 00:31:40,606 --> 00:31:41,646 I like weird. 466 00:31:43,692 --> 00:31:44,692 Clearly. 467 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:57,422 And that's how Phil determined that the archduke just had to go. 468 00:31:57,874 --> 00:31:58,923 Care for dessert? 469 00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,916 I had a bad Twinkie in the apocalypse once. 470 00:32:02,002 --> 00:32:03,502 It kind of put me off desserts. 471 00:32:03,587 --> 00:32:06,167 Please, indulge me. 472 00:32:15,724 --> 00:32:16,924 What's that taste like to you? 473 00:32:19,436 --> 00:32:20,606 The 1950s? 474 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,107 Precisely right. 475 00:32:22,522 --> 00:32:25,153 Our clever metaphysics division concocted a way 476 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:29,784 to perfectly distill an entire decade into a single candy. 477 00:32:29,905 --> 00:32:33,576 This one's modeled after the Fudge Mutt, 478 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:37,115 - America's favorite in 1955. - Remarkable. 479 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:39,915 You'll be happy to know it's the very division 480 00:32:39,999 --> 00:32:41,209 that's building your new body. 481 00:32:41,291 --> 00:32:43,961 Oh, that reminds me. I have something for you. 482 00:32:44,586 --> 00:32:46,376 - Carla? - Yes? 483 00:32:46,463 --> 00:32:48,973 - Would you bring the box in, please? - Certainly. 484 00:33:00,519 --> 00:33:01,650 Go ahead. Open it. 485 00:33:04,523 --> 00:33:05,983 Clothes make the man, Five. 486 00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:08,487 Won't it be nice when you can actually wear it? 487 00:33:09,528 --> 00:33:11,449 Very soon, I assure you. 488 00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:14,201 They're perfecting your body as we speak. 489 00:33:16,618 --> 00:33:17,618 Thank you. 490 00:33:19,204 --> 00:33:20,414 It's a very kind gift. 491 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,048 Is that a Chinese flamethrower? 492 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,005 Good eye. 493 00:33:31,299 --> 00:33:32,299 War. 494 00:33:33,301 --> 00:33:35,561 Such a fascinating concept. 495 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:41,974 A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw. 496 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:45,520 Course, it's a bit easier to see from 30,000 feet. 497 00:33:46,648 --> 00:33:49,648 These are just some of the things I've collected in my travels. 498 00:33:49,736 --> 00:33:53,195 M26 grenades from the Vietnam War. 499 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:54,988 And this, 500 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,584 the most noteworthy, perhaps. 501 00:33:57,826 --> 00:33:59,287 My Walther pistol. 502 00:33:59,369 --> 00:34:03,329 The very one Hitler used to kill himself. 503 00:34:03,665 --> 00:34:06,375 We're not supposed to take these kind of things, but... 504 00:34:07,377 --> 00:34:09,088 he wasn't gonna use it anymore. 505 00:34:10,088 --> 00:34:13,259 Feel... how perfectly balanced that is. 506 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,385 Hm? 507 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,938 I had some thoughts I wanted to run by you. 508 00:34:24,019 --> 00:34:26,269 Some suggestions to improve Commission protocol. 509 00:34:26,355 --> 00:34:29,105 Mm! Shaking things up already. 510 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:31,610 I admire that. 511 00:34:33,403 --> 00:34:34,403 Go on. 512 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:36,070 Do tell! 513 00:34:37,365 --> 00:34:38,365 Gloria. 514 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,119 - Mm. - The tube operator. 515 00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:44,210 Wouldn't it be simpler if case managers were to send their own messages? 516 00:34:44,289 --> 00:34:46,789 I appreciate the thought. I really do. 517 00:34:47,251 --> 00:34:48,840 But everyone loves Gloria. 518 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,840 I... I would never hear the end of it. 519 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,092 She's been with the Commission family for years, 520 00:34:53,173 --> 00:34:55,724 and she's this close to making pension. 521 00:34:57,302 --> 00:35:00,432 Sorry to interrupt. May I have a moment alone? 522 00:35:00,847 --> 00:35:01,847 Of course. 523 00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:03,724 Duty calls. 524 00:35:04,309 --> 00:35:06,099 We'll continue this discussion later, Five. 525 00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,476 Sure. May I? 526 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:08,563 Please. 527 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:28,500 Hey. 528 00:35:30,085 --> 00:35:32,626 So, I couldn't get a flight out until tonight, 529 00:35:32,713 --> 00:35:33,842 and I don't know what to do. 530 00:35:33,922 --> 00:35:35,222 I can't just sit here. 531 00:35:35,465 --> 00:35:37,385 So I'm gonna head to the airport and wait. 532 00:35:38,385 --> 00:35:40,255 I just... I wanted to say goodbye. 533 00:35:44,349 --> 00:35:45,349 Luther? 534 00:35:48,603 --> 00:35:52,074 I found Dad's research from my mission on the Moon. 535 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,123 Every single package was still sealed. 536 00:36:04,202 --> 00:36:06,213 - Why would he... - He never opened them 537 00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:08,539 because he never cared what I was doing up there. 538 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,284 Four years of my life. 539 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:13,170 A lie. 540 00:36:16,423 --> 00:36:17,474 What an asshole. 541 00:36:17,757 --> 00:36:20,338 I'm not the right person to stop this apocalypse, Allison. 542 00:36:20,427 --> 00:36:22,047 Hey, Luther. Don't say that. 543 00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:24,847 No, the world needs a leader and I'm not it. I'm not. 544 00:36:25,474 --> 00:36:27,103 Dad knew it, and now I know it. 545 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,596 I'm done. 546 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:35,608 Can I show you something? 547 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,619 - What? What is it? - Just... Just come with me. 548 00:36:44,034 --> 00:36:45,994 What? You got something better to do? 549 00:36:55,170 --> 00:36:57,510 I can't believe it's still here. 550 00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:58,590 Me neither. 551 00:37:00,592 --> 00:37:03,193 I can't believe he didn't take it down after he caught us up here. 552 00:37:06,181 --> 00:37:07,521 Oh. 553 00:37:07,974 --> 00:37:08,974 Why are we here? 554 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,018 To finish the feast. 555 00:37:15,815 --> 00:37:18,525 - Oh, God! Oh! - Shoot. Hang on... 556 00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:19,990 Oh, oh, oh... Okay... 557 00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:21,780 - I... just... - Yeah. Oh... Oh. 558 00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,873 Just gotta get in there. 559 00:37:24,824 --> 00:37:26,534 Easy, easy! 560 00:37:26,619 --> 00:37:28,248 - Ah. - Okay. 561 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,800 Guess we're not kids anymore. 562 00:37:39,297 --> 00:37:42,967 Could you just for one second turn off that cynical brain of yours? 563 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:45,351 I mean, this could be the last time we ever... 564 00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:52,516 Ta-da! 565 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:54,273 Wow. 566 00:37:54,896 --> 00:37:55,817 Are these...? 567 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:57,228 Yep, the very same. 568 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:14,791 Cheers. 569 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,757 Oh, my God... 570 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,431 - I am so sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 571 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:24,798 Oh, no, shit! 572 00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:28,137 God. 573 00:38:28,556 --> 00:38:29,806 Oh! 574 00:38:31,016 --> 00:38:32,387 Ah! 575 00:38:36,230 --> 00:38:38,019 Oh. Yeah. 576 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,065 We're not kids anymore. 577 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,710 Held up better than those sodas, huh? 578 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:59,954 You said you'd never take it off. 579 00:39:03,173 --> 00:39:04,684 Yeah. But I did. 580 00:39:09,262 --> 00:39:12,432 You know, now that Dad's not here to catch us, 581 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:16,146 we can go anywhere we want, in the house, in the courtyard... 582 00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:17,519 The real world. 583 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:21,775 You're right. 584 00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:24,742 You wanna get outta here? 585 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,277 Yeah. I think I could squeeze you in. 586 00:39:32,786 --> 00:39:33,786 Come on. 587 00:39:34,663 --> 00:39:36,373 - Oh, boy. - Oh, my God. 588 00:39:41,753 --> 00:39:43,014 Oh, gosh. Okay. 589 00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:54,268 I guess I'm just tired of all this being told what to do, where to go. 590 00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:57,230 Let's forget the stupid briefcase. Why not just stay here? 591 00:40:14,244 --> 00:40:17,204 It should only be a couple more minutes on the jelly-filled. 592 00:40:17,789 --> 00:40:19,420 I'll call you when they're ready. 593 00:40:30,927 --> 00:40:32,717 That son of a bitch! 594 00:40:47,902 --> 00:40:50,742 Get you goin' here. A quick... 595 00:40:50,822 --> 00:40:52,742 You know, no, I... I think... I think this was... 596 00:40:52,782 --> 00:40:54,927 - Whoa. Wait. - I think this was a bad idea. No. I just... 597 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:58,621 I should have had just one last hit to ease me into it. That's all I need. 598 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,307 - Mm-hmm. No, no, no. - I'll be right back. 599 00:41:00,331 --> 00:41:01,559 - I don't think so. - No... 600 00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:03,634 - That's not how it works. Diego. - Nope. Sit down. 601 00:41:03,710 --> 00:41:05,550 - Diego, listen. Just listen. - Sit. 602 00:41:05,628 --> 00:41:08,259 Just listen. 603 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:09,525 Sit your ass down. 604 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,429 Sit down. Sit down. 605 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:16,097 Damn it, Diego! 606 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:19,059 - Damn it! Stop it! - Nope. 607 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:20,603 - Stop it! - Nope! 608 00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:23,016 Get off! Get... Get off! 609 00:41:23,563 --> 00:41:28,034 Get off! Listen, listen. Listen to me. 610 00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,150 Listen to me. 611 00:41:29,235 --> 00:41:30,985 I can conjure her for you. 612 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:32,820 - Stop. Stop. - Patch! I can... 613 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,092 - Don't use her name like that, okay? - Let me... 614 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:37,012 - Just let me go. - You can't conjure shit 615 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,036 until you're clean. 616 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:40,306 - Please... - I don't wanna see her 617 00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:43,291 until I can tell her that I buried the bastards that killed her. 618 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:46,994 Please. Please, Diego. 619 00:41:48,088 --> 00:41:50,257 Please. 620 00:41:50,882 --> 00:41:52,222 Please, Diego. 621 00:41:52,300 --> 00:41:54,050 This is for next time. 622 00:41:54,135 --> 00:41:57,175 Puke, pee, whatever you need. Multipurpose. See? 623 00:41:58,139 --> 00:41:59,679 Diego! 624 00:42:00,391 --> 00:42:04,271 Diego, please come back! You prick! 625 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,449 Lock and load, Charlie's away! 626 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,659 Fire up those Claymores! 627 00:42:15,907 --> 00:42:20,538 Whew! Christ on a cracker, that was a close one, huh, Dave? 628 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:23,038 - I'm out of ammo! - Dave? 629 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:27,173 Wounded! 630 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,800 Medic! 631 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,300 Medic! 632 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:35,965 Hey! 633 00:42:36,052 --> 00:42:38,682 Dave, look at me. Look at me. Okay? 634 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,056 Oh, damn it. 635 00:42:40,139 --> 00:42:42,389 Medic! 636 00:42:45,061 --> 00:42:48,362 Okay. Look at me. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. 637 00:42:48,856 --> 00:42:50,817 Hey. It's okay. Hey. 638 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:52,490 Hey. 639 00:42:53,403 --> 00:42:55,414 Please, please... 640 00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:56,909 Please stay with me, Dave. 641 00:42:56,990 --> 00:43:00,411 Stay with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 642 00:43:01,119 --> 00:43:03,289 No, no, no. 643 00:43:03,371 --> 00:43:05,501 Damn it, I need a medic! 644 00:43:39,032 --> 00:43:40,032 Mom? 645 00:43:40,992 --> 00:43:43,083 Oh! Hello, Diego, dear. 646 00:43:43,661 --> 00:43:44,661 How are you... 647 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:49,583 walking around? 648 00:43:50,501 --> 00:43:53,882 One foot in front of the other. Why? How do you do it? 649 00:43:55,298 --> 00:43:56,298 Mom, I... 650 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,512 - What's the last thing you remember? - Oh, let's see... 651 00:44:01,597 --> 00:44:05,177 March 21st. Sunset was 7:33 p.m. 652 00:44:05,266 --> 00:44:06,806 Moon was waxing crescent. 653 00:44:06,893 --> 00:44:10,023 - Dinner was Cornish hen, rice, carrots. - Mom, that happened over a week ago. 654 00:44:11,565 --> 00:44:12,894 Do you remember anything else? 655 00:44:18,655 --> 00:44:19,655 No. 656 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:22,369 I suppose that's odd. 657 00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:29,041 I wonder what the weather is like today. 658 00:44:29,123 --> 00:44:30,884 It would be nice to go to the park. 659 00:44:31,918 --> 00:44:33,628 Dad never let you off the grounds. 660 00:44:37,507 --> 00:44:39,338 Your father isn't here anymore. 661 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,771 You can do whatever you want, Mom. 662 00:44:46,391 --> 00:44:47,481 Hm. 663 00:45:02,699 --> 00:45:04,789 That's more like it. See? 664 00:45:04,867 --> 00:45:06,748 That's the guy I know. 665 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,789 What? The guy who just ate ten hot dogs? 666 00:45:08,871 --> 00:45:11,711 No, a guy who doesn't need a mission to exist. 667 00:45:12,291 --> 00:45:13,592 Oh. 668 00:45:17,463 --> 00:45:19,434 You know, a part of me just wishes that... 669 00:45:20,007 --> 00:45:22,967 I could tell everyone here to enjoy this while they still can. 670 00:45:24,637 --> 00:45:26,677 Yeah, a part of me wishes I didn't know. 671 00:45:27,557 --> 00:45:28,847 Yeah. Sorry about that. 672 00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:30,635 No, no, it's just... 673 00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:33,862 all the what-ifs start to haunt you, you know? 674 00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,608 I wonder how different things would've been if I hadn't left. 675 00:45:39,610 --> 00:45:41,860 I wonder how different things would have been if I had. 676 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:46,661 I can't believe how much time I just wasted believing Dad, 677 00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,253 thinking that I could save the world. 678 00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:50,871 I mean, we can't go back. 679 00:45:51,414 --> 00:45:53,125 And despite everything, I'm... 680 00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:55,878 I'm grateful for him. 681 00:45:57,295 --> 00:45:59,376 I mean, without him, we never would have met. 682 00:45:59,465 --> 00:46:01,505 - I... - Right. 683 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,237 I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am 684 00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:05,851 and still likes me anyway. 685 00:46:14,688 --> 00:46:17,148 I need to get to the airport and get home to Claire. 686 00:46:23,362 --> 00:46:24,623 Goodbye, Luther. 687 00:46:37,293 --> 00:46:40,054 - Allison, wait. - Luther, I can't. My plane. 688 00:46:40,713 --> 00:46:41,974 Allison Hargreeves... 689 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:46,639 will you dance with me? 690 00:49:25,378 --> 00:49:27,798 You're the sweetest, kindest man I've ever known. 691 00:49:29,048 --> 00:49:30,679 If it wasn't completely obvious, 692 00:49:31,217 --> 00:49:33,047 I've compared every man I've ever met to you. 693 00:49:33,135 --> 00:49:35,385 Oh, we should have done that a long time ago. 694 00:49:36,681 --> 00:49:38,981 - I'm an idiot. - No you're not. 695 00:49:42,019 --> 00:49:44,610 You know, if we leave now, we can make that flight. 696 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:49,652 We? 697 00:50:07,420 --> 00:50:10,880 Gloria, the Handler knows that Five is up to something. 698 00:50:10,965 --> 00:50:13,085 Get this to Hazel and Cha-Cha immediately. 699 00:50:13,175 --> 00:50:14,045 Uh... 700 00:50:14,135 --> 00:50:15,846 - Immediately. - Okay. Yeah. 701 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:18,887 Uh... 702 00:50:18,974 --> 00:50:20,143 Who are they? 703 00:51:27,041 --> 00:51:29,541 You know that's not how we do things here. 704 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,164 Where's Gloria? 705 00:51:33,255 --> 00:51:35,255 Don't know. Couldn't find her anywhere. 706 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,652 You're a great disappointment to me. 707 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:52,065 You can't change what's to come, Five. 708 00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:57,280 I truly find it so odd that you can't shed this fantasy. 709 00:51:57,739 --> 00:52:00,079 You're a first-rate pragmatist. 710 00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:02,367 You belong here with us. 711 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,914 I don't belong anywhere, thanks to you. 712 00:52:05,579 --> 00:52:08,829 - You made me a killer. - You were always a killer. 713 00:52:10,251 --> 00:52:13,382 I just pointed you in a direction. 714 00:52:14,213 --> 00:52:16,804 Dad was wrong for keeping you locked up all those years. 715 00:52:16,882 --> 00:52:19,552 I should have said something. We all should have. 716 00:52:19,927 --> 00:52:22,387 There's something else that needs to be said, Diego. 717 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,846 Pogo and I... we've been lying. 718 00:52:26,768 --> 00:52:28,148 Lying to all of you. 719 00:52:33,065 --> 00:52:34,396 Security. 720 00:52:34,483 --> 00:52:36,784 - It's Dot! - Security to tube room. 721 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,452 Security breach in tube room. 722 00:52:39,530 --> 00:52:40,771 Security... 723 00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:43,789 - I'm gonna throw this stuff in the dryer. - Okay. 724 00:52:45,369 --> 00:52:46,409 Oh... 725 00:53:06,891 --> 00:53:10,271 Security breach in tube room. Security to tube room. 726 00:53:14,523 --> 00:53:15,693 What's the rush, Five? 727 00:53:16,525 --> 00:53:18,646 - We're just getting started. - Security to tube room. 728 00:53:19,112 --> 00:53:20,112 Klaus. 729 00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,791 Oh, my God. 730 00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:31,460 I did it. It worked. 731 00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:33,079 Dave! 732 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,047 Is this how you want the last line 733 00:53:35,128 --> 00:53:36,668 of your report to read? 734 00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:38,315 When I'm done, I'm done, I guess. 735 00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:42,050 You can't keep this up, Five. We both know that even you have a limit. 736 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:46,259 I saved you from a lifetime of being alone. 737 00:53:46,639 --> 00:53:48,849 You owe me. 738 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:50,643 Please evacuate. 739 00:53:50,726 --> 00:53:52,146 Remain calm. 740 00:53:52,228 --> 00:53:53,858 - Do not panic. - I do owe a debt. 741 00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:58,146 - But it's not to you. - Please evacuate. 742 00:53:58,485 --> 00:53:59,684 Remain calm. 743 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,737 - Do not panic. - Shit. 744 00:54:15,168 --> 00:54:17,797 Hey, what are you doing... 745 00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:48,135 Hold the phone. 746 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:50,498 We all died fighting this thing the first time around. 747 00:54:50,577 --> 00:54:51,407 Remember? 748 00:54:51,496 --> 00:54:54,326 Klaus, shockingly, has a point. What gives us a win this time? 749 00:54:56,876 --> 00:54:58,126 Je... Jesus! 750 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:03,510 You guys, am I still high, or do you see him, too? 751 00:55:03,590 --> 00:55:05,050 Five, where have you been? 752 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,755 - Are you all right? - Who did this? 753 00:55:08,387 --> 00:55:09,427 Irrelevant. 754 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:23,858 So, the apocalypse is in three days. 755 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,530 The only chance we have to save our world is, well, us. 756 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:30,411 - The Umbrella Academy. - Yeah, but with me, obviously. 757 00:55:30,952 --> 00:55:33,202 So if y'all don't get your sideshow acts together 758 00:55:33,288 --> 00:55:35,288 and get over yourselves, we're screwed. 759 00:55:35,664 --> 00:55:37,204 Who cares if Dad messed us up? 760 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:39,793 Are we gonna let that define us? 761 00:55:40,045 --> 00:55:41,045 No. 762 00:55:42,255 --> 00:55:46,175 And to give us a fighting chance to see next week, I've come back with a lead. 763 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:49,135 I know who's responsible for the apocalypse. 764 00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:52,891 This is who we have to stop. 765 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:55,733 Harold Jenkins? 766 00:55:56,226 --> 00:55:58,806 Who the hell is Harold Jenkins? 767 00:56:01,806 --> 00:56:05,806 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 55887

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