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Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball
or am I thinking of somebody else?
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Moe Greene got shot through
the eyeball in The Godfather.
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Yeah, I'm talking about in real life.
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Somebody in real life
got shot through the eyeball.
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Who was that?
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Well, no, Larry, many people in real life
have got shot through the eyeball.
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I'm just saying
I think Dillinger was one of them.
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That's really good aim.
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- No, that ain't really good aim.
- How is that not really good aim, Tommy?
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That's 100 fucking cops
shooting 1 ,000 bullets a minute.
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One of them's bound to go through
somebody's fucking eyeball.
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Eyeball. Eyeball, eyeball, eyeball.
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You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball?
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I stabbed a guy in his ear once,
ice pick, right in his fucking ear.
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Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject.
That'd be "ears."
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- What's the matter with you, Tommy?
- Nothing's the matter with me.
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Are you nervous because
we're killing a chick?
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Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking.
I got the chick-killing shakes.
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The last thing the boss says to me, he says,
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"Tommy, the moment
I first saw Angela's eyes, I knew it.
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"I knew it was love, I knew I was fucked.
And lo and behold, I was.
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"So, Tommy, the moment after you kill her,
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"please, shoot her fucking eyeballs out."
Those were his exact words.
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I got one exact word for that.
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"Overkill."
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I got two exact words for that, "Hear, hear."
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I got three exact words for that.
"You're damn fucking straight."
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In Cuba, the torturers used to have a device,
two thin metal spikes,
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placed here, that they adjusted,
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and slowly, millimeter by millimeter,
pricked into the eyeballs.
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You're kidding me?
Those Communist motherfuckers.
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Well, no, Larry. These are the ones
those Communist motherfuckers kicked out.
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What is it with you today, Tommy?
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First it's should we or shouldn't we
shoot this chick through the eyeballs,
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and second, it's you've gone soft...
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Hey, Martin, it's your agent calling again.
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Just wondering when we're gonna see
that new screenplay of yours.
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I'm not sure what the holdup is,
but the old clock's ticking, buddy,
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so give me a call, okay?
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Hiya, Kaya.
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Martin's writing today, Billy.
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Should I just stand outside like a dick, then?
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You doing yoga?
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- Was.
- Can I watch?
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What happened to you?
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I got in a fight at my audition.
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Who with this time?
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- The director guy.
- He broke his nose.
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How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy,
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if you break the director guy's nose
before you even got the part?
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I didn't mean to break his nose.
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His nose was just in the middle
of where I was punching.
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- I'm going to work.
- Are you pissed at me for something, baby?
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Why would I be pissed at you, Marty?
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- Because you're a cunt.
- Billy!
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I don't remember
doing anything to piss her off.
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Don't worry about it.
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She's probably pissed at you
not for anything specific,
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more because she's a fucking bitch.
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She's not a fucking bitch, Billy.
She's just got issues.
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Yeah, she's got issues.
She's got "being a fucking bitch" issues.
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When are you gonna get a girlfriend anyway?
Why do I have to do all this shit on my own?
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Maybe I've already got a girlfriend.
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A girlfriend I can't tell you anything about
in the interests of your own safety.
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That just means you haven't got a girlfriend.
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Proof be if need proof... Never mind.
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Proof be if need be.
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And how's everything
in the dog-kidnapping business?
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Dog-"borrowing" business.
I ain't talking about that shit neither.
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Dog-borrowing business.
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Big boy.
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His name's Abel.
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- Hi. Is this your dog?
- Oh, my God!
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- I have to pay you.
- No, please. I can't.
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- Take this. Thank you so much.
- Are you serious?
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Hey, hey. So where do you wanna go, Hans,
now that we're back in the money?
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- The cancer ward, Billy, if you don't mind.
- One cancer ward coming right up.
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Five hundred bucks, baby.
A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound.
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When you gonna get a job
that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
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I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years.
Myra, where am I gonna get a job?
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Government.
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Government?
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"A job that ain't just stealing from folks"?
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Government?
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Government.
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Five hundred bucks for a dog.
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Come on. I'm gonna put it here,
and you can take it if you want.
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So how's the Seven Psychopaths
coming along, Marty?
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Slow, slow.
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I got the title.
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Just haven't been able to
come up with all the psychopaths yet.
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- How many you got?
- One.
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And he ain't really much of a psychopath.
He's more of a, kind of a Buddhist.
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A Buddhist?
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Yeah. See, I'm sick of all these stereotypical
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Hollywood murderous
scumbag-type psychopath movies.
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I don't want it to be one more film
about guys with guns in their hands.
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I want it, overall, to be about love and peace.
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But it still has to be about
these seven psychopaths,
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so this Buddhist psychopath,
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he doesn't believe in violence.
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I don't know what the fuck
he's gonna do in the movie.
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Maybe he could karate chop somebody.
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You know?
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So what happens to
the seven psychopaths at the end?
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I don't know what happens to them
at the start.
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Yeah, it'll be all right.
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Hey. Shit in my pants,
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I got a psychopath fool you can write about.
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Did you see this thing
in the paper the other day
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about those two Mafia guys
who got whacked?
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How about this?
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There's a serial killer going around,
a major whacko.
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However, he ain't like
your usual limp-ass serial killer,
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tie up a freckle-headed hitchhiker
on a highway.
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No, this guy,
he's got a little bit more integrity.
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This serial killer will only kill
mid- to high-ranking members
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of the Italian-American
organized crime syndicate.
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Or the Yakuza.
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- That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.
- Do you think?
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A serial killer who will only kill
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mid- to high-ranking members
of the Italian organized crime syndicate.
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Or the Yakuza. Yakuza.
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I'll keep with the Mafia,
saves doing Jap dialogue.
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Good idea.
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That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.
Can I keep him?
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You can if you let me help write
the movie with you.
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You can keep him, Marty,
I'm just kidding you.
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The daughter of a Quaker went missing.
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And when she was discovered,
the slit in her throat
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turned out to be the least
of the damage done to her.
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Her killer, whose name shall not be noted,
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could not bear
the guilt and the horror, he said,
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and a year to the day of her death,
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he walked into a police station
and gave himself up.
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And though he asked for execution,
the judge gave him life,
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and the killer was sent off to Sing Sing
to serve out his sentence.
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Seventeen long years went by.
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The killer found religion.
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And was sincere about it. He had changed.
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And if he had ever been a psychopath,
he was not one anymore.
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This story isn't about him.
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Many more years went by
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and the authorities finally realized
that it wasn't a scam,
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that he did truly mean it.
That he had truly repented.
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And they decided to set him free.
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And he found himself a place to stay
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and he determined to live a simple,
joyous life in the years now left to him.
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A simple, joyous life
was not what was left to him.
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This went on for 11 fucking years,
till finally the killer went mad.
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And one winter night,
while recalling a Catholic tract he'd read,
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which stated that
the only people guaranteed a place in Hell
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were not murderers, were not rapists,
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but were those who had died
by their own hand.
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The killer accepted such an idea as beautiful,
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for he knew that at least in Hell
the Quaker would not be there.
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So he cut his own throat open,
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and the last thing that the killer ever saw
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was the old man take out
a cut-throat razor of his own,
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put it to his throat,
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and slice.
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Where were you walking him, Sharice?
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The La Brea Tar Pits.
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Mr. Costello, please don't hurt me.
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I promise, I didn't mean to lose Bonny.
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I just turned around and he was gone.
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If it was a genuine error, Sharice,
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if it wasn't your fault and he just run off,
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why did you run off,
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have us piss away 12 hours
just to find your fat ass?
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You love your dog so much, Mr. Costello,
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and you're such an angry-type person,
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I didn't think you'd listen to
anything I had to say about losing Bonny.
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You'd just think it was my fault
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and drag me back here
and tie me up and kill me.
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Well, yeah, that was a pretty good...
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Yeah.
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- You should get a new one, boss.
- I know, but I like the handle, the blue.
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I'm sorry about this, Sharice.
What it is, I don't oil it.
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Please, Mr. Costello, I always loved Bonny
like he was my own child.
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One, I do not want that image in my head.
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Two, you shouldn't take advantage
just because my gun got stuck by accident.
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Because that's low.
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There's been a bunch of dog disappearances
down by the La Brea Tar Pits, I heard.
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This Norwegian chick I was banging,
she got her dog back.
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Been missing a couple of days.
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Gave the guy a big reward,
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then she started to think
there was something fishy about it.
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She asked around.
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Same thing happened
to three people down there.
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And, I'm sorry, Dennis,
when were you gonna mention this?
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I'd have mentioned it straight off
if I hadn't been looking for fat-ass all night.
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Dennis,
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could you go make some inquiries?
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Get my fucking dog back for me.
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Sure, boss.
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What about fatso?
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She still lost my fucking dog, man.
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Just kidding, Sharice. You can go.
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You think I'm gonna see Wendy again
when I go?
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We'll both see her again, baby,
but not anytime too soon.
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You ever worry we was wrong all those years,
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and there ain't no Heaven
and there ain't no nothing?
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Of course I worry, but God loves us.
I know He does.
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He's just got a funny way
of showing it sometimes.
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Sometimes I think
God's gone crazy sometimes.
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Stuff He does, stuff He don't do.
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Well, He's had a lot to contend with
in his time, too, you know.
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Bastards killed His kid, too.
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Don't say "bastards," honey.
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It's just a word, Myra.
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It's just a word, you know.
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"Bastards."
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You're gonna have
a nice time tonight, Billy. Relax.
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He's your best friend, ain't he?
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Kaya ain't so bad.
It ain't her fault she's a fucking bitch.
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Must be hard coming all the way here
from Australia.
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Or New Zealand.
Or wherever the fuck she came from.
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Hey, I'm Billy. Billy Bickle.
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What's your name? I didn't catch your name.
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Hey. Come again?
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Dimitri, I like that. Where you from?
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Hey, happy birthday.
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Hey, Bonny.
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We'll get you back to your daddy
in a day or two.
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Don't be sad.
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That's good. You're not sad.
Oh, you're happy!
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Paw.
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No paw. That's okay, too.
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And the last thing that the killer ever saw
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was the Quaker take out a cut-throat razor,
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put it to his own throat, and slice.
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What's up, Bickle? Don't you get it?
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- I get it.
- You don't look like you get it.
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Maybe it ain't clear enough.
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00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,427
Maybe I should have
had you write it with me.
238
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,098
Maybe you just drink too much, Marty.
239
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,351
What did you just say?
240
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,979
You're a dog kidnapper, Billy.
241
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,815
I'm taking advice on drinking
from a dog kidnapper.
242
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,900
I ain't a dog kidnapper, Marty.
243
00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,026
Stop it, Martin.
244
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,113
- Don't you fucking start.
- Yeah, don't you fucking start.
245
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,448
- Don't talk to her like that!
- You started it.
246
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,869
Shut up!
247
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,168
Kaya, that Quaker story,
248
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,629
I told Marty that story
in a bar two months ago.
249
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,172
A friend of mine told that to me.
250
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,718
So there might be copyright issues,
at the very least.
251
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,889
What are youse looking at?
252
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,724
I'm gonna go, okay?
253
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,896
Thanks for... It was a nice party.
You look nice.
254
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,841
What you doing, honey?
Ain't you getting undressed?
255
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,389
If I could massacre every person in this
godforsaken country...
256
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,560
...that helped tear apart mine, I would.
257
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:16,358
I must focus, however, on the
gruesome task I have in hand.
258
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,403
What are you talking, baby? Chinese?
259
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,032
Vietnamese. Vietnamese.
260
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,955
Vietnamese. Yeah, didn't we have
like a big war with you guys one time?
261
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:31,915
Yes.
262
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,545
It isn't over.
263
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,908
What am I doing at your place, Billy?
264
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,411
Kaya threw you out.
265
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,540
What did Kaya throw me out for?
266
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,625
You don't remember?
267
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:22,924
For calling her a fucking bitch
in front of all of her friends.
268
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,720
I'd never do that.
269
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,848
At least not to her face.
270
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:36,980
Well, call her up and see.
271
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,629
Hello?
272
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,425
Honey, listen, I can't exactly remember
what happened last night.
273
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,635
Do the words,
"My girlfriend's a fucking bitch,"
274
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,471
mean anything to you?
275
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,227
Poodles always look like they've been crying.
276
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,523
Maybe they've just got dumped
by their girlfriend
277
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:24,319
because they've got a drinking problem, too.
278
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,073
I don't have a drinking problem.
I just like drinking.
279
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,783
Of course you do, Marty.
280
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,409
One, you're a writer.
281
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,203
Two, you're from Ireland.
282
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,622
It's part of your heritage. You're fucked!
283
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,582
Fuck off now, Billy!
Seriously, just fuck off now!
284
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,043
I'm not in the fucking mood!
285
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,962
You were fucked from birth.
286
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,175
Spanish have got bullfighting.
The French got cheese.
287
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,053
And the Irish have got alcoholism.
288
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,514
And what have the Americans got?
289
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,103
Tolerance.
290
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:08,363
Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you?
291
00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:15,829
No, no, no.
292
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,750
Shoot, did I leave any water
in Bonny's bowl?
293
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,711
I'd better go home and do that,
and while I do,
294
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,339
there's something I put in the LA Weekly
that you should maybe read.
295
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,509
'Cause it's possible in the short term
that you might be slightly mad at me.
296
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,387
- What are you talking about?
- Page 163.
297
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,812
Calling all psychopaths!
298
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,605
Are you mental or deranged?
299
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,108
Maybe you've recently been hospitalized,
300
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,734
but are now okay.
301
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,404
Or maybe the world
just doesn't understand you.
302
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,822
Yeah, right!
303
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:54,617
Well, I'm writing a screenplay with my friend
called the Seven Psychopaths,
304
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:59,372
and if your story is crazy or quirky enough,
we might use it for our movie.
305
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,250
So please call Billy Bickle at 310-555-01 ...
306
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,212
Fucking asshole dog-fucker.
307
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,840
Really? That's nice.
308
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,884
- No, no, thank you.
- Are you sure?
309
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,136
- Please, really.
- Thank you.
310
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,533
All right, old man, get in the car.
Get in the car. Come on.
311
00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,744
- What?
- "What?" Get in the car, man.
312
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,622
Don't make me repeat myself, dog fucker.
313
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,919
Where do you keep the dogs?
314
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,670
What dogs?
315
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,133
- To repeat, where do you keep the dogs?
- 1228 Bayside.
316
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,011
Who are you?
317
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,224
- I'm Billy's friend.
- Well, just keep out of our way, Billy's friend.
318
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,433
Al, check the cages.
319
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,439
- He ain't here!
- Where is he, old man?
320
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,650
Little shih tzu, name of Bonny.
321
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,861
Shih tzu? We ain't never had
a shih tzu in here.
322
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,657
You don't listen too good the first time,
do you, old man?
323
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,325
Tell me where Bonny is,
or else this guy gets it!
324
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,704
I don't even know this guy.
What the hell do I care?
325
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,831
I know where the shih tzu is.
I know where the shih tzu is.
326
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,916
Where is he?
327
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,920
Kid, I don't know who you are
or why you're here,
328
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,298
and I don't know if you do know
where this shih tzu is
329
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,133
or if you don't know where this shih tzu is,
330
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,929
but either way have some pride in yourself.
331
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,974
Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord,
332
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,310
and don't tell
these scum-sucking motherfuckers nothing.
333
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,397
Don't! Don't, I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
334
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,085
Billy! Billy! Billy.
335
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,171
- Holy fuck! What the hell happened?
- Some punks jumped us.
336
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:16,551
Said they were looking for a little shih tzu.
Then some other punk killed those punks.
337
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,429
I've only been gone 10 fucking minutes.
Marty, are you okay?
338
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,307
- You looked fucked.
- I just didn't need this today.
339
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,893
He's okay. It's their blood. It's his puke.
340
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,478
You wanna go to the bathroom,
341
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,565
clean some of the blood
and the puke off you?
342
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,403
Marty's my writer friend
I was telling you about.
343
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,447
I could smell the booze.
344
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,952
Where did you get this little shih tzu, Billy?
345
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:47,081
I got her off some fat black chick
down at The Elephants.
346
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,752
You think she's the one that they're after?
347
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,047
I think there's a strong possibility, Billy.
348
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,343
So are we gonna give him his dog back?
349
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:02,347
That jerk's forfeited all right
to having a nice dog like this.
350
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,931
Miss?
351
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,518
Well, what are we gonna do?
352
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,856
I think we should try and find
this Jack O' Diamonds guy
353
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,484
and get him to join forces with us.
354
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:18,154
And then we could take on all the bad guys,
like maybe in the desert.
355
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,116
And what do you think
we should do in real life?
356
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,328
Well, we could sober up, Marty.
How's that grab you?
357
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,084
- I think we should go to the cops.
- Fuck the cops! Fuck them!
358
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,211
- Fuck them.
- All right. Jesus Christ.
359
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,296
There are some nice cops, aren't there?
360
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:36,881
He's from Ireland.
361
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,299
I'm gonna head to the hospital.
362
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,469
I said I'd be with Myra
when her results come in.
363
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,137
No fucking cops.
364
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,309
No cops.
365
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,938
- Who's Myra?
- His wife.
366
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:57,151
She's just had surgery for cancer.
And you think you've got problems.
367
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,739
He ain't here, and now we don't know
368
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,867
where this guy is
or what the hell he looks like.
369
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:07,912
Yeah, can we get Dennis
to a hospital now, Charlie?
370
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,956
Yeah, let's get him to a hospital.
371
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,417
And let's get on to the ASPCA
372
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,545
and have 'em take care
of these poor bastards.
373
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,673
Maybe we should go
to the hospital with him, Charlie.
374
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,300
You know I don't like hospitals.
375
00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,137
Yeah, but it's where the guy's wife is.
376
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,605
You know, Marty,
the way you're feeling today,
377
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,357
all depressed and alcoholic and shit?
378
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,860
You know what you should do?
Put it into your writing, man.
379
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,445
Use it. Mad idea?
380
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,988
Thanks, Billy, that's what I'll do.
381
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,198
I'll put the way
I'm feeling today into my writing.
382
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,200
And then I'll go blow my fucking brains out.
383
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,326
Come on, man.
384
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:51,330
You know your writing helps alleviate
your suicidal self-loathing and shit.
385
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:54,250
I don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit.
386
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,710
Yeah, right. Hey, who's this chump?
387
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,886
Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy?
388
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,555
Are you Billy Bickle?
389
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,765
No.
390
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,143
Well, my name is Zachariah Rigby.
391
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:17,273
I left a message on Billy's telephone
in answer to the advertisement.
392
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,316
For fuck's sake!
393
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,484
Well, I tell you, Zachariah.
394
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,028
If you sounded like a nut,
I probably just deleted you.
395
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,239
I don't think I sounded like a nut.
396
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:29,619
Were you screaming about eating
my heart off a tray and then shitting on it?
397
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,121
No. No, I wouldn't do that.
398
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,294
Okay, you seem normal. Come on in.
399
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:41,756
We gotta get this dog off the street
because it's kidnapped from a maniac.
400
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,007
Dandy.
401
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,393
Testing, one-two. Testing. Okay.
402
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,189
Zach, unfortunately
I gotta go play tennis with my girlfriend now,
403
00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,815
but it's Marty
who'll be doing the writing anyway.
404
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,442
You ain't leaving me with this nut, Billy.
405
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,694
And you ain't got a girlfriend.
He ain't got a girlfriend.
406
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,779
Tennis?
407
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,865
But it's voice-activated,
so just start telling your kooky stuff, Zach,
408
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,159
and see you guys soon, okay?
409
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,125
- Zach?
- Yeah.
410
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,380
All right, listen. Why don't you just tell me
whatever you wanna tell me,
411
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,966
and I'll go make us a coffee. How about that?
412
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,802
Tea.
413
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,637
Tea? Why not?
414
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,435
Well, I guess
415
00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,815
it all began back when I was 17.
416
00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,233
I...
417
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,112
The distant mists of time.
418
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:53,494
I was a little wet behind the ears back then.
I don't mind admitting it.
419
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:59,667
I was burglarizing the house
of this judge down in Delacroix.
420
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,838
Let me tell you something,
don't never burglarize
421
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,841
the house of no judge down in Delacroix.
422
00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:10,344
Because when I went down
into his basement,
423
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,140
you know what I found down there?
424
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,977
I found the corpses of
two negro girls down there.
425
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,772
And then I found
a half-alive 'nother negro girl
426
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,442
chained right along with them.
427
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,863
Well,
428
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,243
the girl's name was Maggie.
429
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,582
She told me all about the judge
430
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,501
and she told me what a terrible man he was,
431
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:47,340
and I think I fell in love with Maggie
right then and there.
432
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,886
And I think she did a little with me, too.
433
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,931
Then the judge came home.
434
00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,103
Yeah, and he was awful angry.
435
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,566
We just didn't know what to do.
436
00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,692
And what did you do?
437
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:11,405
Well, we hung him from his neck
until he was dead,
438
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:18,079
and that's when Maggie and me
got this idea, see?
439
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,748
What idea?
440
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,168
Well, the idea that we'd go
around the country killing people
441
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,088
who go around the country killing people.
442
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,758
Like serial killer killing.
443
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,303
I guess that's what you'd call it nowadays.
444
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,970
Get in the house.
445
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,680
Get in the house!
446
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,199
Maggie!
447
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,479
1975 it was, she burned that hippie.
448
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,778
I've been looking for her ever since.
449
00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,161
There is something
I'd like you to do for me, Martin.
450
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,290
When you use my story in your movie,
451
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,503
I'd like you to put
a little message up there at the end.
452
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,965
I want you to tell her that I miss her.
453
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,593
And I love her.
454
00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,597
And I should have helped her kill that hippie.
455
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:07,641
And I'm sorry.
456
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,060
And to call.
457
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,481
You think you could do that for me, Martin?
458
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,817
I'd be glad to, Zach.
459
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,360
Promise?
460
00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:21,071
I promise on my life.
461
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,494
That's a big promise.
462
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,417
- Can I help you?
- Yeah.
463
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,880
I'm looking for a Polish lady.
464
00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:23,884
A Mrs. Kieslowski.
465
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,222
She's having an operation.
466
00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,230
How long's that gonna take?
467
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,607
I don't know.
468
00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:47,241
What do you want Mrs. Kieslowski for?
469
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,121
Her husband's got something belongs to me.
470
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,130
You gonna shoot her?
471
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,340
No. No, "shoot her"?
472
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:08,637
No, no, I'm just gonna
scare her so she tells me
473
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:14,351
where her husband's at
and where my dog's at.
474
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,440
And what if she don't know?
475
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,900
Well, then I'm gonna get mad.
476
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,370
Can I go use the bathroom?
477
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,376
I think you'd better wait
around here for a while.
478
00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:42,838
Maybe do it in a pan or something.
479
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,132
I can wait.
480
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,676
I don't use no pans.
481
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,804
Suit yourself.
482
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,206
What's your dog's name?
483
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,541
Bonny.
484
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,835
That's a nice name.
485
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,884
I'm sure Mr. Kieslowski
will take good care of your dog
486
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,095
and get it back to you safe.
487
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,141
He always seems like a sweet man
when he comes in.
488
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,152
He come visit her a lot?
489
00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:49,863
Every day.
490
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,408
What kind of times every day?
491
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:58,205
Different times, you know.
492
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,750
And not every day.
He misses a day now and then.
493
00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,379
Oh, yeah?
494
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,437
He been in today?
495
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,107
Yeah.
496
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,572
He came in earlier this morning,
about 10:00 or so.
497
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,037
So the Polack married a nigger, huh?
498
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,586
Yeah.
499
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,798
The Polack married a nigger.
500
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,637
Where is he now?
501
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,181
I don't know.
502
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:01,727
Where's my dog?
503
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,273
You figure it out, dumb-ass.
504
00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,615
Goodbye, Mrs. Kieslowski.
505
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,868
Goodbye, Hans.
506
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,633
- We should get out of here.
- I ain't leaving.
507
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,344
I'm gonna wait down there
till that dog-thief motherfucker
508
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,721
509
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,209
You looking at something?
510
00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:53,880
No. Nothing at all.
511
00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,553
Are you hurt?
512
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,723
A little.
513
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,356
What's that?
514
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,235
A cravat.
515
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,533
It's nice. It's very...
516
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,828
Of a bygone era.
517
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,963
You have it.
518
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,674
No, really.
519
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,259
Please.
520
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,054
I want you to have it.
521
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,139
Have it.
522
00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,311
I don't want your cravat, man.
523
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:23,178
- What's wrong, honey?
- I don't think I can keep it up, Ang.
524
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,806
Nope.
525
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,184
Look at that limp piece of shit.
526
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,854
- Jeez, I hate these frigging condoms.
- Then take it off, baby, I trust you.
527
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,817
You trust me?
But you're still screwing that Mafia guy.
528
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,985
God knows what shit that prick's given you.
529
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,988
Get the fuck off me, Billy.
530
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,577
I didn't mean AIDS or nothing, honey.
531
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:58,422
Honey, I meant like chlamydia or something.
532
00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,341
Three weeks I haven't seen you,
and that's the way you talk to me?
533
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,135
I've been busy, baby.
534
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,304
I've been busy trying to help you out,
if you must know.
535
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:08,056
What are you talking about?
536
00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:12,185
Well, you know you said
your asshole boyfriend loves his dog
537
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,063
more than anything in the world, right?
538
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,734
- You haven't?
- I have!
539
00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,653
Billy! Billy, you've gotta give it back.
540
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,573
Give it back? I ain't gonna give back shit,
let alone my shih tzu.
541
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:27,576
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
542
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,413
- "Give it back." It's kidnapped.
- Oh, my God!
543
00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:36,209
It's a kidnapped dog.
You don't just give back a kidnapped dog.
544
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,378
Defeats the entire object of the kidnapping.
545
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,047
They didn't just give Patty Hearst back,
did they?
546
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,550
No, this dog is my Patty Hearst.
547
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,969
Except I ain't gonna keep it in a closet
and make it rob a bank.
548
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:49,556
No, I'm gonna hold on to it
until your asshole boyfriend
549
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,809
starts behaving like a decent human being
and gives me a bunch of money.
550
00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,186
The guy's a psychopath, Billy!
551
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,146
Well, did you ever ask yourself
552
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,024
what you're doing
screwing a psychopath in the first place?
553
00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,693
Screwing two psychopaths
is what the question is.
554
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,030
What? Who's the second? Who, me?
555
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,617
I'm gonna call him, clear this entire thing up.
556
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,994
No, you ain't either. Shit.
557
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,913
- Hello?
- Charlie?
558
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,915
- Hi, Hans. Angela?
- Charlie...
559
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,083
- How are you?
- We were a little worried,
560
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,710
you were late home is all.
561
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,005
Yeah, I know. I just got held up at the library.
562
00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:24,841
Hey, did Myra get her results back?
563
00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:27,761
The results came in. She got the all-clear.
564
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,679
Oh, my God, Hans,
565
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,431
I'm so happy for you.
566
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,726
Well, no, that gangster guy
whose dog we got,
567
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,103
he come down and he killed her.
568
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,232
He what?
569
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,445
I guess he must have found out
the connection somehow.
570
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,282
He came down, he shot her in the head
in the hospital there,
571
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:52,827
so she's dead now, unfortunately.
572
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,459
I'll be home in 20 minutes.
573
00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:06,925
Charlie, I know, I know we've been
going through some tough times,
574
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,136
but it's all gonna work out fine,
I promise you.
575
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:31,324
Hi. Can you send an ambulance
to 2618 Mountain Drive?
576
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:49,676
So don't say I never
do nothing for you. Okay?
577
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,344
Monday the 14th.
578
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:36,556
Sat watching the shadow of the neighbor's
flagpole across my lawn again
579
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,643
from 7:00 in the morning
to 7:00 in the evening.
580
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,562
That's 11 hours.
581
00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,650
They've got a right to fly a flag, don't they?
582
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:51,488
Note to self,
do not set fire to the neighbor's flag.
583
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:07,879
Work out more ways
of being a better friend to people.
584
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,256
Kaya, for instance.
She is the girl Marty loves.
585
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,218
Deep down, she is possibly not a cunt.
586
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:19,099
Marty. Do everything to keep his mind
on track about the Seven Psychopaths.
587
00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:24,104
He is the best writer of his generation,
but he needs to stay focused.
588
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,276
But do not bother him anymore
about writing his screenplay with him.
589
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:33,655
If he wants your help, he will ask for it.
590
00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:42,664
Hey, hey. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
591
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,291
Hans!
592
00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:05,395
First thing you gotta do, Charlie,
you gotta pull yourself together.
593
00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:08,314
I gotta pull myself together, I know.
594
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:13,778
I have no idea where my dog is now.
595
00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:16,614
Right, second thing,
we simply speak to Angela,
596
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,368
see what else she knows about this guy,
where he might have got to.
597
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,621
What if she don't know much more?
598
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:27,292
All right, then we bide our time,
599
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,420
wait until they get in touch with us.
600
00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:34,048
Bonny ain't gonna be no value to them dead.
601
00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:37,677
Don't say "Bonny" and "dead"
in the same thing, Paulo, please.
602
00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,679
I'm finding it hard enough to cope.
603
00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,973
You're not pulling yourself together,
are you?
604
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,475
I am, I am.
605
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,021
My dog's gonna end up killed.
606
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,568
There's something else, Charlie.
607
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,240
The guy's got about a hundred packs
of playing cards,
608
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,536
and all the Jacks of Diamonds are gone.
609
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,626
The guy's a fucking psychopath.
610
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,381
He's so calm.
611
00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:20,929
Man, if I'd just had my wife murdered,
I think I'd be...
612
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,597
- Angry.
- Yeah.
613
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,726
That's Hans, man. He's a proper Christian.
614
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,730
You know, proper old-time Christian.
Not like these Fox News fucks.
615
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,152
I feel bad, man.
I kind of feel like all this was my fault.
616
00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,196
I kidnapped the guy's dog and all.
617
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:42,408
Come on, Billy. How could you have known
it was that psycho's dog?
618
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,751
Do you wanna help me
write Seven Psychopaths, Billy?
619
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,755
Are you being serious?
620
00:52:57,091 --> 00:53:03,179
I thought I could bounce some ideas
off you, you could tinker with some stuff.
621
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,557
I would love that, Marty.
622
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,893
I would really love that.
623
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:13,189
I think I'm gonna quit drinking
till the movie's done.
624
00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,901
That, right there, is a deal, man.
625
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,905
It's not a deal, no.
626
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,283
I'm just gonna stop drinking for a while.
There's no deal involved.
627
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,368
That, right there, is
628
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,621
not a deal. Equally cool.
629
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,753
But if we go there, we're gonna get lost.
630
00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,965
You don't drink, Hans, no?
631
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,468
I take peyote, sometimes.
632
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,805
Billy has some peyote I might take later.
633
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,400
I'm sorry about your wife, Hans.
634
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,780
But I guess she's in Heaven now.
635
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,326
You believe in Heaven?
636
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,455
I'm not sure what I believe, you know.
637
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:14,876
I put a lot of Heaven and Hell stuff
in my stories, but I'm not sure what I believe.
638
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,341
Why don't you tell me one
of your Heaven and Hell stories, Martin?
639
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,219
Billy said he didn't think you'd like it much.
640
00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:26,846
I like stories.
641
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,016
Okay.
642
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,812
This one is kind of a Heaven and Hell story.
643
00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:40,360
It's more of a Hell story.
It's all about this Quaker psychopath.
644
00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:44,113
Out in the fields, one day,
he comes upon his daughter.
645
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,033
She's been murdered brutally.
646
00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:56,209
...the only ones guaranteed to go to Hell
are those who die by their own hand.
647
00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,961
- Stop!
- So he took out a...
648
00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,296
- Stop! Stop, stop, stop.
- ...cut-throat...
649
00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:01,547
- What?
- Yeah, what?
650
00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:06,094
I just... I don't think that's a very nice story.
651
00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,013
I wanna know what happens at the end.
652
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,474
Well...
653
00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,059
So...
654
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:17,021
The killer took out a cut-throat razor
and as he
655
00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:22,652
cut his throat open, he whispered,
"Now are you happy, old man?"
656
00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,862
- And the last thing that...
- The killer ever saw...
657
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,158
That the killer ever saw, yes,
was the old man take out a razor of his own,
658
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,161
put it to his throat and...
659
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:37,083
And slice.
660
00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,386
That's a very good story.
661
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:53,099
Did you make that up all by yourself?
662
00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,654
Some of the details aren't exactly right,
of course.
663
00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:11,159
I wouldn't necessarily call myself
a psychopath, you know,
664
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:13,286
and I didn't go to Hell, obviously.
665
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,748
I don't know if he did. Yet.
666
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,796
Our beautiful daughter was black.
I don't think you mentioned that.
667
00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,092
And I was not on my own the whole time,
following him.
668
00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:30,970
You know, you can't do that kind of work
all on your own.
669
00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:38,519
But looking back on what's been wasted...
670
00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,190
At the time, I thought it had to be done.
671
00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:44,817
I'm not so sure anymore.
672
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,404
Course it had to be done. He killed your kid.
673
00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:50,948
You had to fuck him over
by any means necessary.
674
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,950
Well, as Gandhi said...
675
00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:56,245
Oh, you two. If it ain't Gandhi,
it's Jesus Christ.
676
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,915
"An eye for an eye
leaves the whole world blind."
677
00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,541
I believe that wholeheartedly.
678
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:15,014
No, it doesn't.
There'll be one guy left with one eye.
679
00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,934
How's the last blind guy
gonna take out the eye
680
00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:21,479
of the last guy left who's still got one eye?
681
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:26,109
All that guy has to do is run away
and hide behind a bush.
682
00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,236
Gandhi was wrong.
683
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:32,073
It's just that nobody's got the balls
to come right out and say it.
684
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,452
Hans, I'm trying to write something about
the kinds of things you're talking about.
685
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:41,374
Yeah. Would you like
to help write it with me?
686
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:45,044
- You said I could help write it with you.
- Yeah, we can all help write it with me.
687
00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:49,340
He doesn't even wanna help write it with you.
His wife just died.
688
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:52,260
I don't mind helping,
as long as it isn't gonna be too violent.
689
00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,971
- Of course it's gonna be too violent.
- That's the whole point.
690
00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,141
I told you 20 times, Billy,
I don't want it to be violent.
691
00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:02,812
- I want it to be life-affirming.
- Life-affirming? Schmife-affirming!
692
00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,565
- It's about seven fucking psychopaths!
- Hey!
693
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:09,652
No, you know what I think
the movie should be?
694
00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:16,200
The first half should be a perfect setup
for an out-and-out revenge flick.
695
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:19,495
- Yeah.
- Violence. Guns.
696
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,956
All the usual bullshit. And then...
697
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,376
I don't know, man, it's...
698
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,296
The lead characters should just walk away.
699
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:32,717
They should just drive off into the desert
and pitch a tent somewhere
700
00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:36,012
and just talk for the rest of
701
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:41,851
the frigging movie.
No shoot-outs, no payoffs.
702
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:44,896
Just human beings talking.
703
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,481
What, are we making French movies now?
704
00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,610
That sounds like the stupidest ending.
No shoot-outs?
705
00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:55,364
That sounds like the stupidest ending
to a movie I've ever fucking...
706
00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,116
No shoot-outs?
707
00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:03,414
- No?
- No!
708
00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:14,634
Wow.
709
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:18,471
Now if we were gonna have a shoot-out,
that'd be the perfect place.
710
00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,056
I know we're not gonna have a shoot-out.
711
00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,016
I'm just saying
if we were gonna have a shoot-out.
712
00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,977
Jesus. Gandhi. Joseph.
713
01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:03,724
Martin, I've been reading your movie.
714
01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:09,730
- What do you think?
- Your women characters are awful.
715
01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:14,193
None of them have anything
to say for themselves.
716
01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:18,114
And most of them get either shot
or stabbed to death within five minutes.
717
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,908
And the ones that don't
probably will later on.
718
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:23,703
Well...
719
01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:27,331
It's a hard world for women. You know?
720
01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:32,253
- And I guess that's what I'm trying to say.
- Yeah, it's a hard world for women,
721
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,964
but most of the ones I know
can string a sentence together.
722
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,594
Didn't you like anything in it?
723
01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:43,306
- You know who I'm intrigued by?
- Who's that?
724
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:47,351
This Vietnamese guy with the hooker.
Is it like a dream sequence?
725
01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,562
No. The Vietnamese guy...
726
01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:53,566
I just know his story
ain't gonna end in nothing
727
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:56,777
but carnage and horror and...
728
01:00:58,363 --> 01:00:59,697
So I didn't even wanna write it.
729
01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:02,158
He's not even a priest.
730
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:05,953
I just like the image of a Vietnamese guy
in a priest's outfit with a snub-nosed .44.
731
01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:09,790
Anyway, his story is...
732
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,668
He was in the Vietcong for many years.
733
01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:16,672
A brilliant warrior but a sicko. A psycho.
734
01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:23,346
And when the war was ended,
he returned to his little farming village
735
01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:26,891
with all intentions of living a peaceful life
with his wife and daughters.
736
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,852
But the little farming village
he came from was called
737
01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:31,020
My Lai.
738
01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:39,904
And his wife wasn't there anymore.
And his daughters weren't there anymore.
739
01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:46,702
And he ventured to the USA to track down
740
01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:48,245
all the members of Charlie Company
741
01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,123
who raped and butchered
his whole entire family.
742
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,711
You see where I'm going with this, right?
743
01:01:57,506 --> 01:02:01,092
Well, he'd already slaughtered six of them
by the time he got to Phoenix,
744
01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,927
where some kind of convention
was about to be held
745
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:05,262
on the rights and wrongs of the Vietnam War.
746
01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:08,140
And he's got a big bomb with him
that he's gonna strap to a hooker
747
01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,142
and send her
into the middle of this convention.
748
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,979
So this is the night that we meet him,
and the hooker's there in her panties.
749
01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,942
And, like I said, there's no way
that story's ending but grimly.
750
01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:21,404
That's a great fucking psychopath, Marty.
751
01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:27,326
Yeah. But it's not what I wanna
really be writing about anymore.
752
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,376
New idea. How about we change the title
from the Seven Psychopaths
753
01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,004
to the Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled
And Have Overcome All This Spazzy Shit
754
01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,674
And Are Really Nice To Everybody
And Two Of 'Em Are Black?
755
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,175
How about that?
756
01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,669
I'm out here in the wilderness
757
01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,214
trying to think about some ideas.
758
01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:28,304
Anyway, the way I picture your screenplay,
759
01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:32,641
especially with this Vietnamese guy who,
of course, I'm fascinated by.
760
01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:39,398
Pressure. Pressure.
761
01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:43,110
I'm a little nervous.
762
01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:45,821
Okay, everybody comfortable?
763
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,699
Cell phones off, right?
764
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:51,410
Okay, here we go.
765
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,537
Exterior.
766
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,165
Cemetery. Night.
767
01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:59,084
The shoot-out. Yeah!
768
01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:03,714
The Jack O' Diamonds
is waiting there with Bonny,
769
01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:06,342
and he's arranged to give him back
and have this whole thing end
770
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,886
because all he really wants is peace.
You know,
771
01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:11,847
like Gandhi or Jesus or that other guy.
772
01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:15,017
Anyway, he's waiting there
for the Mafia boss,
773
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:18,270
who's agreed to show up alone
and unarmed. But, yeah, guess what?
774
01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,731
Wait, wait a minute.
775
01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:22,775
Surely he knows that
the Mafia boss is a psycho?
776
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,444
Why would he believe
he'd show up alone and unarmed?
777
01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:28,781
- You know?
- Yeah.
778
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,372
Exactly!
779
01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:39,416
Maybe the Jack O' Diamonds
was expecting to get double-crossed
780
01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:43,003
because he just happens to have
brought a couple of friends along.
781
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:47,258
Suddenly, from out of every fucking grave
782
01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:50,302
burst the seven psychopaths,
a gun in every hand.
783
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,807
Flamethrower! Who the fuck is that?
784
01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,271
It's the Vietcong guy.
He was hiding up a tree.
785
01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:05,276
You! You're there, but you're just there
to observe, and that's all right.
786
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:08,237
Nobody thinks you're a pussy.
But it's started raining now.
787
01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:10,990
Lightning.
788
01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:15,869
And oh, no, look who's wandered in
like a fucking idiot.
789
01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:20,124
It's Kaya. She's come to say sorry to you,
and she loves you,
790
01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,252
and that she didn't mean
to be such a fucking bitch.
791
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,505
You scream out, "Kaya! Stay back!"
792
01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:29,633
Too late, she's fucking mown down.
793
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,344
Fucking mown down!
794
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,309
Her head almost comes off.
795
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:43,439
Her head does come off. You scream out
her name, all sad, and she dies.
796
01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:48,402
"Kaya! Kaya!"
797
01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:53,365
You throw your notepad away.
Art and peace and all that shit can wait!
798
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,743
Now's the time for men to be men!
799
01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,925
"Fuck you, you cunts!"
800
01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:15,721
It's really emotional.
801
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,973
And then... Hold on.
802
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,020
Yeah...
803
01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,733
The black chick from the serial killer killers.
She fought good, but she's the next to croak.
804
01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:31,820
Zachariah dies, too. He buys it.
805
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,825
Dies in her arms. And they die and
they're old and mental, and so much in love.
806
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,036
You know, it's really sad.
807
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,747
But his rabbit gets away, though,
808
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,917
because you can't let the animals
die in a movie. Just the women.
809
01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:48,712
Anyway, guns, guns, guns!
Blam, blam, blam.
810
01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:56,387
The Vietcong gets hit. Then he dies,
811
01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:59,431
and he never even had a fucking name,
and he's so good.
812
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,725
With his dying move,
he throws his nunchakus
813
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,060
and he kills two of the bastards.
814
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,853
Nunchakus are Japanese.
815
01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,356
So the only ones left are you
816
01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,274
and Hans.
817
01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:24,415
Peace is for queers.
And now you're gonna die.
818
01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:25,958
But the Jack O' Diamonds isn't dead at all.
819
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,294
He was just a bit injured and
he had a fucking crossbow up his sleeve.
820
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,886
That's not enough,
so he pulls out a shotgun.
821
01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,723
Goodbye.
822
01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,561
And as the Jack O' Diamonds
dies in their arms, he whispers,
823
01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:50,649
"We did good, we did good,
didn't we, Marty?"
824
01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:54,153
And through your tears, you say,
"Ah, bejesus, Jack,
825
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,822
"we did more than good. We did grand."
826
01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:03,787
Jack says, "All I ever wanted was to be your
friend. Marty, I'm your friend now, ain't I?"
827
01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:08,584
And you say, "Ah, bejesus, sure,
you're me best friend, Jack.
828
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,335
"You're me best friend."
829
01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:13,297
And then the Jack O' Diamonds dies.
830
01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:17,801
And as his soul leaves his body
to go dance with the angels,
831
01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:23,015
we pan up over the blood-strewn cemetery
and off into the pretty blue skies of dawn.
832
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:27,936
Skies blue enough to suggest
that maybe there can be peace
833
01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:32,274
one day in this troubled but beautiful world.
834
01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:36,820
Maybe there can be peace
because that would be good!
835
01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:43,577
That's the end?
836
01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:45,537
Yeah!
837
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,042
So, opinions?
838
01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:54,087
Well...
839
01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:56,215
It's very...
840
01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,178
- I like it.
- You like it? Hey!
841
01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:02,763
All right.
842
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,474
- It's got layers, you know.
- Layers?
843
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,559
Like a pie. Like a cake.
844
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,437
It's got... It's got many layers.
845
01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:12,856
This is an important demographic.
846
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,151
So, what do you think?
847
01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,487
I think it's very, it's very, you know...
848
01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:21,740
- Moving.
- Very... Moving. Moving.
849
01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:23,450
I was paying attention, I'll tell you that.
850
01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:26,453
You were... Moving.
851
01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:28,288
It's impossible
852
01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:32,167
for someone's head to actually explode,
isn't it? When it gets shot.
853
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:33,877
No, no, it's possible.
854
01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:37,589
If the person's head
was made out of explosives, it's possible.
855
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,676
Yeah. I like that.
856
01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:49,101
Hans.
857
01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,159
Billy's a psychopath, Hans.
858
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,875
I guess he's made it into your movie, then?
859
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,265
Hi, Hans. Hi, Mart.
860
01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,687
Marty, is that what I think it is?
861
01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,523
If you think it's a bottle of bourbon,
then yeah.
862
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:40,611
Do you want some?
863
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:46,116
- Hans.
- Are you not gonna say something?
864
01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,243
Where's the peyote, Billy?
865
01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:51,330
Oh, are we gonna have a peyote party?
866
01:10:51,623 --> 01:10:52,831
Why not?
867
01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:06,929
I think
868
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:08,847
I'd have made a great Pope.
869
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:16,021
- I'd have been very lenient.
- You'd have made an awesome Pope, Hans.
870
01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:20,400
Hans,
871
01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:26,782
isn't one of us gonna address
the elephant in the room?
872
01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,201
The what?
873
01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:35,666
Yeah, who's on the fucking peyote
around here, Marty?
874
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:49,638
Paw.
875
01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:52,891
I'm sorry if I haven't been
a very good friend to you, Billy.
876
01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:54,059
Paw.
877
01:11:55,395 --> 01:11:57,980
You've been a good friend to me, Marty.
What are you talking about?
878
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:12,536
Why did you kill all those people?
879
01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:20,293
Like I told you at Kaya's party, I killed
all those people to spur you on a little bit
880
01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:24,089
and give you something to write about
and get you to finish your screenplay.
881
01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,926
You told me...
882
01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,761
When?
883
01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:45,027
I can't believe you told me about this
at the party, man!
884
01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:52,075
Maybe I am an alcoholic
if I could forget something like that.
885
01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,789
Maybe I am an alcoholic.
886
01:13:02,754 --> 01:13:04,796
Okay, listen. I didn't tell you about it
at the party.
887
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:08,383
I was just kidding about that
because you surprised me,
888
01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:10,385
and it would have been ridiculous
telling you at the party.
889
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,220
You might have told somebody,
got me in trouble.
890
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,556
Then why did you just tell me
that you told me?
891
01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:18,018
To make you think a little bit about
your alcohol issues. How about that?
892
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,978
Billy, you kill women!
893
01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:23,106
I killed a woman. Take it easy.
894
01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:27,152
- You shot her in the stomach, Billy.
- That's better than the head, ain't it?
895
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,197
- Not really, no.
- I said I was sorry, didn't I?
896
01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,406
Yeah, well...
897
01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,910
I don't hang out with people
who kill women, Billy,
898
01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:37,454
and I certainly don't
write screenplays with them.
899
01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,833
What are you talking about, Marty?
900
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,420
You'd best pack the tent up, Billy.
901
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:49,549
It's over.
902
01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,386
It's over?
903
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,766
Now what...
904
01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:00,852
Where's this other fucking nutcase?
905
01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:05,774
Hans!
906
01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:08,110
Hans.
907
01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,863
Hans. We're leaving.
908
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:18,537
My wife is sitting on a chair someplace.
Some gray place.
909
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:22,165
I thought she'd be in Heaven,
but she's sitting on a chair
910
01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,709
with a bullet in her head.
911
01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:27,337
I thought they'd have cleaned
that kind of stuff up.
912
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,258
Maybe you've just eaten too many
hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans.
913
01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,094
Nothing to do with the hallucinogens.
914
01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,847
But you've just seen Myra on a chair
with a bullet through her head.
915
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,682
In some gray place.
916
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,559
England?
917
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,853
It seemed a lot worse than that.
918
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,564
Wow.
919
01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,817
Listen, Hans, what say we talk about this
on the drive home?
920
01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:50,986
I mean, we may find
some perfectly reasonable...
921
01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,741
Jesus.
922
01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,118
Billy.
923
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:00,912
Billy?
924
01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,259
In the tent, dumbo.
925
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,594
What?
926
01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,387
Now don't get mad.
927
01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,517
What the hell did you do?
928
01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,270
I set the car on fire.
929
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,648
How the hell are we supposed to get home?
930
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:30,859
We're in the middle
of the fucking desert, Billy.
931
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:32,777
Yeah, that's the least of our worries.
932
01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,783
What else did you do?
933
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,410
I'll give you a clue.
934
01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,373
Come on in.
935
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,667
So, yeah, I just called up old Charlie Costello
936
01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,836
and I told him where we were and
to come down and get his dog back
937
01:15:49,921 --> 01:15:52,756
and said if he had any trouble finding us,
just look for a Buick on fire.
938
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,384
But I did tell him to promise to come alone
and unarmed, and he said he would.
939
01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,054
And he'll be here in a couple of hours,
depending on traffic.
940
01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:03,642
Now, I've labeled these guns for you,
but you totally don't have to use them.
941
01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:07,062
I won't think you're pussies,
but I'm gonna hang on to mine.
942
01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:10,690
I think we've done enough of this
"talking about peace in the desert" type stuff.
943
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,900
Don't you?
944
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,027
I do. This movie ends my way.
945
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:23,245
Well, that's just fucking great! Oh, great!
946
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,165
You know what that is?
Do you know what that is?
947
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:30,085
- Great?
- That's just fucking great!
948
01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:38,677
How far is the walk to the Welcome Center?
949
01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:40,595
We can't leave him.
950
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,140
You ain't gonna fight.
951
01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:47,352
Of course I ain't gonna fight,
but I ain't gonna run.
952
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,188
- What are you gonna do, then?
- I guess I'm gonna die.
953
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:54,484
- Friends don't make their friends die, Hans.
- Psychopathic friends do.
954
01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,697
You're the one who thought
psychopaths were so interesting.
955
01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:02,701
They get kind of tiresome after a while,
don't you think?
956
01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:22,971
Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it?
That's enormous.
957
01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:26,099
Hey, Marty, we just seen
some kind of giant gerbil.
958
01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,772
Marty, you alcoholic fucking bastard.
959
01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:38,570
You might wanna stop drinking, Martin,
if this is the way you're gonna behave.
960
01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,740
If this is the way I'm gonna...
961
01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:45,827
This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer
to come down and psycho-kill us.
962
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,580
And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief
in the afterlife
963
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:51,082
because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate.
964
01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,752
And you motherfuckers
are telling me to behave?
965
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,672
Time out. What's all this about doubting
a lifelong belief in the afterlife
966
01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,299
because of a psychedelic cactus
you just ate?
967
01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,468
- Hans, what the heck?
- I met Myra.
968
01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:05,472
On the ridge. She had some things to say.
969
01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:09,351
About the afterlife being non-existent
or something?
970
01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,561
That was the gist.
971
01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:16,107
No, no, it might have sounded like Myra.
972
01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,610
But you know why?
973
01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:24,616
Now don't get mad, but you know
I can do Myra's voice pretty good.
974
01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:29,954
Yeah, I snuck up there a little while ago
and I pretended to be her.
975
01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:33,083
I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff.
976
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:39,130
But what specifically did you say?
977
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,384
About the place
978
01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:46,012
you were in. The place Myra was in.
979
01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:50,600
How did you describe it, specifically?
980
01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,647
- You mean specifically?
- Yeah.
981
01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,150
I just kind of said it was all kind of...
982
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,157
I just kind of said it was all kind of
983
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,617
gray and shit.
984
01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:12,914
No.
985
01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,548
Oh, great, now I have to kill everybody
all on my own.
986
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:08,553
Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard.
987
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:14,184
That's all right.
It was a pretty good punch for a pacifist.
988
01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,148
I love you, man.
989
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,567
I love you, too.
990
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:28,323
Listen, if you're not gonna be
really doing any shooting,
991
01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,992
maybe you should just go with Hans,
see he gets back all right.
992
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:37,415
I think I'll see how this plays out.
Sure I'm drunk now anyway.
993
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:45,423
Seriously, Marty,
you gotta do something about your drinking
994
01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:48,468
because, I swear to God,
it's gonna wind up killing you.
995
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:10,490
This is kind of like that window of time
when you're waiting in the waiting room
996
01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,367
of the VD clinic, isn't it?
997
01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:17,288
For the door to open and the doctor to
come out and say, "Billy, you're good to go."
998
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,417
Or, "Billy, you've got VD."
999
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,884
Or chlamydia or whatever.
1000
01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,228
He's all alone.
1001
01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:43,481
What the hell's he all alone for?
1002
01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:07,880
Turn around again.
1003
01:22:12,845 --> 01:22:14,387
And lift up yourjacket.
1004
01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,187
- You shot him in the back.
- Of course I shot him in the back.
1005
01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,731
I was going for his spine.
1006
01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:30,278
- But he was unarmed.
- My ass, he was fucking unarmed.
1007
01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,616
Where's your guns?
1008
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,035
- Where's your guns?
- You said don't bring none,
1009
01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,786
so I didn't bring none.
1010
01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,163
Hey, Bonny baby.
1011
01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:44,334
You didn't bring a gun
to the final shoot-out? Bullshit.
1012
01:22:44,418 --> 01:22:46,127
And don't talk to my dog!
1013
01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:49,213
He said don't bring none,
so I didn't bring none.
1014
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:52,050
- Who are you?
- Just Billy's friend.
1015
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:56,054
- Found it, motherfucker.
- Your friend's a fucking nut.
1016
01:22:56,138 --> 01:23:00,558
My ass, you was fucking unarmed.
I found it, motherfucker.
1017
01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:02,268
It's a flare gun, Billy.
1018
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:04,437
You could do a lot of damage
with a flare gun.
1019
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:06,189
- Think I'm gonna die.
- What?
1020
01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:09,150
- I think I'm gonna die.
- Well, don't keep going on about it!
1021
01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,652
You fucking cunt.
1022
01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:12,945
Fucking ruined everything now.
1023
01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:18,242
Will you let me give him a couple of kisses
and a couple of scratches?
1024
01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:22,497
No, I ain't gonna let you give him
a couple of kisses and a couple of scratches!
1025
01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:24,916
Billy, we gotta get him to a hospital.
1026
01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:30,004
Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind?
1027
01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:33,925
You don't take the chief fucking villain
to a fucking hospital.
1028
01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,428
Put your hands up.
1029
01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:20,138
No.
1030
01:24:21,432 --> 01:24:23,307
- What?
- I said no.
1031
01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:26,644
- Why not?
- I don't want to.
1032
01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,022
- But I've got a gun.
- I don't care.
1033
01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:32,942
But...
1034
01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,319
It doesn't make any sense.
1035
01:24:35,821 --> 01:24:37,071
Too bad.
1036
01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,909
Well...
1037
01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:46,038
- Where are your friends?
- I don't know.
1038
01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,583
- Yes, you do know.
- No, I don't know.
1039
01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,752
- You do know.
- Shoot me, then.
1040
01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,515
Fucking dick-bags.
1041
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,934
This is just un-fucking-believable, man.
1042
01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,772
- We can't just let him bleed to death.
- We totally can.
1043
01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:14,066
We totally can let him bleed to death.
That's totally what we can do.
1044
01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,860
I'm not leaving without my dog.
1045
01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:21,073
Listen up, you bald-headed fag.
It's you or your fucking dog!
1046
01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:25,036
I gotta pick me, don't I? 'Cause if I'm dead,
I ain't gonna have a dog anyway.
1047
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,079
That's very good. That's very brainy.
1048
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:30,208
And if I'm alive, I can always come back here
and get my dog
1049
01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,543
and blow your goddamn head off, can't I?
1050
01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:36,130
That's exactly right.
With your faggy little flare gun.
1051
01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:37,507
You cunt.
1052
01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:41,260
- Can I have my flare gun back?
- No, you can't have your flare gun back.
1053
01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:46,724
What, is he drinking and driving?
1054
01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,270
I'll be back for you.
1055
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:03,908
That was the worst final shoot-out
I've ever fucking seen, man.
1056
01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:10,414
Why would he only bring a flare gun
to the big final...
1057
01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:16,337
Oh, I get it.
1058
01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,008
Motherfucker.
1059
01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:36,899
You got a gun?
1060
01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,288
You don't got a gun, do you, Quaker?
1061
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:58,504
You better keep out of the way now, all right,
old man? I like you.
1062
01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:00,256
Hey.
1063
01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,721
Stop! Police!
1064
01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:31,829
It isn't gray
1065
01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,582
at all.
1066
01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,852
Shit!
1067
01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,901
- Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
- Don't believe in them.
1068
01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,363
In guns? You don't believe in guns?
1069
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:09,825
They ain't fucking leprechauns,
you dumb Mick. What are you talking about?
1070
01:28:10,202 --> 01:28:12,036
I was trying to save your life, man.
1071
01:28:13,455 --> 01:28:15,957
It's a flesh wound, you fucking idiot.
1072
01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:17,708
Give me my gun.
1073
01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:22,505
Cops are coming, Charlie.
1074
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,383
We had to whack that Quaker guy.
1075
01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,557
Don't you wish you had a gun now?
1076
01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,275
No.
1077
01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:46,737
I don't.
1078
01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,949
So why don't you go fuck yourself.
1079
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,911
Where's the other guy, Charlie?
1080
01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:00,251
Down the road a-ways with my dog.
1081
01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:02,878
What are we gonna do?
1082
01:29:10,429 --> 01:29:12,096
We're gonna go get my dog.
1083
01:29:21,106 --> 01:29:23,607
What's with your sour fucking puss?
1084
01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,818
I could've just killed you now, couldn't I?
1085
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:30,740
You've had your friend killed, and you're
just about to have your other friend killed,
1086
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:33,826
but that still only makes two friends killed.
1087
01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:38,039
I've had four of my guys killed,
and also my girlfriend killed,
1088
01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:41,709
who I didn't like much,
but that's still five friends killed.
1089
01:29:41,793 --> 01:29:45,171
That's three more friends killed
than you've had friends killed,
1090
01:29:45,255 --> 01:29:48,799
so don't give me
that moany fucking face, okay?
1091
01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:03,147
What? What do you see?
1092
01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:07,651
Oh, nothing.
Just the perfect place for a final shoot-out.
1093
01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,728
Get away from the car! Get away from the car!
1094
01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:04,708
Throw your guns down,
or the alcoholic gets it!
1095
01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,293
Don't throw down shit, Billy!
1096
01:31:06,378 --> 01:31:09,672
No, no. This is working out perfect.
1097
01:31:09,756 --> 01:31:11,423
Here's my guns, mister.
1098
01:31:16,972 --> 01:31:18,389
And the other one!
1099
01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:21,600
- I only had two.
- Man, I saw you with three!
1100
01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:25,312
All right, all right, you're one smart cheese!
1101
01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,610
Now get down here with my fucking dog!
1102
01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:33,571
Are you gonna let Marty go if I do?
1103
01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,907
Yes, I'm gonna let Marty go if you do.
1104
01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:39,243
He didn't have anything to do
with any of this.
1105
01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,829
He was just writing a movie.
1106
01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:44,039
- Are you?
- Yeah.
1107
01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:47,001
- What's it called?
- Seven Psychopaths.
1108
01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,132
I'm coming down.
1109
01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:58,137
I was just trying to buy
1110
01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:01,932
some time because I had to
1111
01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:05,811
reload something.
1112
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:09,106
Forgot about the flare gun, you fucking idiot.
1113
01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:12,610
- Bonny.
- Yeah, Bonny, I know.
1114
01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,488
And I like this dog.
1115
01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:21,285
Please. Bonny's not part of the gang.
That's not fair.
1116
01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:23,287
You gonna cry?
1117
01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:27,124
Marty, get going.
1118
01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,461
They killed Hans, Billy.
1119
01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,177
Ah, man.
1120
01:32:39,387 --> 01:32:41,805
I didn't kill him. He killed him.
1121
01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,974
Don't kill my dog.
1122
01:32:44,643 --> 01:32:47,311
Marty, get going. Write it up.
1123
01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,817
Come with me, Billy. Please.
1124
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,987
I told you, didn't I, Marty?
1125
01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:02,368
- Told me what, Billy?
- This movie ends my way.
1126
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,583
Oh, fuck.
1127
01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:30,354
- What's the matter with your fucking gun?
- Gets jammed sometimes.
1128
01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,359
At the fucking standoff?
1129
01:33:35,694 --> 01:33:37,945
- Paolo, shoot him.
- At the fucking standoff?
1130
01:33:38,029 --> 01:33:40,114
Paolo, shoot him while he's not looking.
1131
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,825
- I am looking. Clearly, I'm looking.
- And I ain't shooting.
1132
01:33:42,909 --> 01:33:45,035
What do you mean, you ain't shooting?
He's gonna shoot my dog.
1133
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,620
Yeah, well, fuck your dog.
1134
01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:48,664
Fuck my dog?
1135
01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:51,500
Hey, mongoloid, fix your fucking gun,
1136
01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:55,045
or your little gay dog's little gay head's
gonna fucking explode.
1137
01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,298
- He doesn't have a gay head.
- Five.
1138
01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,550
- He has a normal head.
- Four.
1139
01:34:01,219 --> 01:34:03,762
- Three.
- Can you go back to five?
1140
01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:05,806
I ain't going back to five, man.
1141
01:34:06,725 --> 01:34:07,891
I ain't going back to five.
1142
01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:19,111
Five.
1143
01:34:21,448 --> 01:34:22,573
Four.
1144
01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:26,535
Three.
1145
01:34:28,747 --> 01:34:29,913
Two.
1146
01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:48,015
Drop your gun! Let me see your hands!
1147
01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:49,516
Hands, move!
1148
01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:55,022
Come here, baby. Come to Daddy.
1149
01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:05,949
Paw.
1150
01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:49,493
He's my friend.
1151
01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,268
To Martin, I...
1152
01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:18,772
Well, I ain't any kind of a screenwriter
as you know,
1153
01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:21,942
but I've been kind of trying to
come up with some sort of solution
1154
01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:27,906
to your Vietcong psychopath conundrum
and, goldarnit, I think I may have found one.
1155
01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:30,200
So, there's this
1156
01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:35,747
Vietnamese guy, and he's in this hotel room
in Phoenix,
1157
01:36:35,874 --> 01:36:39,710
and he's sweating. He's sweating like hell.
He's burning up.
1158
01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:44,381
He takes out from his pocket a .44.
He checks it's loaded.
1159
01:36:45,592 --> 01:36:50,179
I don't know why he checks it's loaded.
Surely he's the one who loaded it?
1160
01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:55,851
Anyway, a hooker comes out
of the bathroom in a beautiful red dress.
1161
01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,312
She says, "Would you like to make love,
1162
01:36:58,396 --> 01:37:02,733
"or should we have
an intelligent conversation instead?
1163
01:37:02,984 --> 01:37:06,612
"I've been reading a lot of Noam Chomsky
lately, I think he's a marvel."
1164
01:37:07,197 --> 01:37:11,074
The Vietnamese guy, you know,
he doesn't know what she's talking about.
1165
01:37:12,118 --> 01:37:14,077
He's Vietnamese. So, anyway,
1166
01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:17,998
you said you wanted some sex in it,
so I guess they're having sex.
1167
01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,626
Desist, brother.
1168
01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,045
You know this will not help us.
1169
01:37:27,592 --> 01:37:31,303
He sniffs the air. He says the single word...
1170
01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:32,471
Gasoline.
1171
01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:35,516
The hooker, she studied Vietnamese at Yale.
1172
01:37:35,642 --> 01:37:38,310
I don't smell gas.
1173
01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:43,607
You will.
1174
01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:46,818
He drags her to the place
1175
01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:49,530
where the convention's being held.
1176
01:37:49,989 --> 01:37:54,243
She's got the dynamite tied to her.
He's got the gasoline he's just bought.
1177
01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:02,209
She backs away, petrified.
1178
01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:06,588
He pours the gas out onto the floor.
It reaches her feet.
1179
01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:09,550
A little of it has splashed over himself.
It doesn't matter.
1180
01:38:09,634 --> 01:38:14,596
He takes out a match. In perfect Vietnamese,
the hooker whispers...
1181
01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:16,515
Desist, brother.
1182
01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:18,642
You know this will not help us.
1183
01:38:25,650 --> 01:38:29,778
He shuts his eyes.
Then he opens them again.
1184
01:38:32,824 --> 01:38:34,950
He ain't in Phoenix anymore.
1185
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:40,330
He's sitting in the middle of a street
in Saigon circa 1963
1186
01:38:40,665 --> 01:38:44,543
in the orange robes of his Buddhist order,
1187
01:38:44,877 --> 01:38:47,546
and he's drenched himself in gasoline.
1188
01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:52,509
As he finally manages to push
1189
01:38:52,594 --> 01:38:56,930
the thoughts of anger and hate
out of his gentle mind,
1190
01:38:57,015 --> 01:38:59,558
a fellow monk pleads with him one final time.
1191
01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:02,853
Desist, brother.
1192
01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:05,480
You know this will not help us.
1193
01:39:05,857 --> 01:39:08,650
And all angry thoughts finally dispelled.
1194
01:39:12,614 --> 01:39:17,909
The first monk ever to burn himself to death
to protest the war whispers,
1195
01:39:18,536 --> 01:39:19,786
"It might."
1196
01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:21,038
It might.
1197
01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:24,791
"It might." And he lights the match.
1198
01:39:31,549 --> 01:39:35,469
So, you know, your Vietcong psycho story
1199
01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:41,475
becomes the final thoughts of a man
who chose not the darkness,
1200
01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:43,060
but the light.
1201
01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:45,937
The light being, you know,
1202
01:39:46,356 --> 01:39:49,358
suicide by self-immolation.
1203
01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:56,406
But I think that's the best we're gonna get.
And, you know...
1204
01:39:58,284 --> 01:39:59,660
I know you said
1205
01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:06,208
dream sequences are for fags,
but I think it could work, don't you?
1206
01:40:06,793 --> 01:40:08,669
We all gotta dream,
1207
01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,380
don't we?
1208
01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:21,932
Not just fags.
1209
01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:27,813
Oh, by the way, I don't think
they like being called "fags" anymore.
1210
01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:32,109
I think nowadays they prefer "homos."
1211
01:42:03,201 --> 01:42:05,202
- Hello?
- Is this Martin?
1212
01:42:05,703 --> 01:42:08,705
- Yeah, who's this?
- It's Zachariah Rigby.
1213
01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:15,796
The guy you promised you'd put his number
up at the end of your movie.
1214
01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:21,384
Well, I went to see your movie yesterday.
Guess what?
1215
01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:24,429
- Shit.
- Now how's she ever gonna fucking find me?
1216
01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:26,014
- I didn't think you were...
- Serious?
1217
01:42:27,016 --> 01:42:30,268
You didn't think I was serious
just because I carry a rabbit around?
1218
01:42:30,353 --> 01:42:33,939
Listen, I'll get them to change the credits.
I'll get them to put your number up.
1219
01:42:34,023 --> 01:42:36,399
No, no, no.
1220
01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:40,237
You're miles too late, you know that, Martin.
1221
01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,240
And you promised on your life.
1222
01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:46,743
You know what that means, don't you?
1223
01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:52,541
I said,
"You know what that means, don't you?"
1224
01:42:54,377 --> 01:42:56,586
I'm gonna be over to kill you on Tuesday.
1225
01:42:58,965 --> 01:43:00,382
That's good.
1226
01:43:01,384 --> 01:43:02,926
I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
1227
01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:09,599
You sound different.
1228
01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:14,771
You sound like
you've been through a wringer.
1229
01:43:17,733 --> 01:43:18,984
A little.
1230
01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:28,034
Tuesday doesn't really work for me.
1231
01:43:29,912 --> 01:43:31,288
Can I get back to you?
1232
01:43:34,542 --> 01:43:35,625
Sure.
1233
01:43:37,670 --> 01:43:38,879
I'll be right here.
1234
01:43:41,424 --> 01:43:42,632
I know.
1235
01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:54,477
Come on, Carrie.
1236
01:43:55,563 --> 01:43:56,980
Let's go home, baby.
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