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[Jackie]
Previously on Nurse Jackie.
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Gloria, you bought a penis car?
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I didn't buy a penis car.
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I won a penis car
in a poker game last night.
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- And the award goes to?
- Me.
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- I gave a scholarship to my alma mater.
- Because?
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I'm kind of at a place in my life where I
want to feel more fulfilled.
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I've been recruited by a sperm scout.
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[Whispering ]
Everyone knows.
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Listen, if people know, right...
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it means we don't have to worry
about them finding out.
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I don't know what you guys do nowadays.
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If there's a handshake
or secret code Or something.
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You pretty much cracked it.
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[Snorting]
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This is way more fun with somebody else.
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Jackie, are you using again?
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Is this what sponsorship is?
I call you for help, and you accuse me?
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Okay, the cravings can't be new...
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so is something going on at work or at home?
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- My daughter Grace-
- [ Snorting ]
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I don't know what's going on with her.
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Ripped By mstoll
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♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing]
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♪♪ [ Vocalizing Continues ]
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They've been up there a long time.
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Honey, they're fine. They're girls.
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What do you know about girls?
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Yeah, no. I don't want that.
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Tastes like ice cream.
This is cancer-fighting ice cream.
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Honey, relax. The girls are fine.
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And more importantly, they like me.
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They're not here that much.
They don't really know you.
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This is pretty new to them,
somebody sleeping at the house...
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with their mom who's not their dad.
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I know, but we're really doing this.
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And more importantly, we're doing ii right.
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Try the green stuff.
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- [ Knocks]
- [ Grace ] Occupied.
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I have smoothies.
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- What are you doing?
- Ii looks good, right?
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- I like it.
- Grace, Jesus Christ.
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What? It's a haircut.
It's not like a cry for help.
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I think I look older.
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Yes. Yes, you do. You look a lot older.
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I know. I was talking to Mandy about it...
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and where to go, and then I was just like...
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âI have scissors.â
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- We made a Vine.
- A what?
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It's a six-second movie.
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[ Grace In Video]
Here it goes.
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Fucking bangs, man. Here it goes.
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All right, so you talked
to your friend Mandy about your haircut.
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- Do I know Mandy?
- I don't know.
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Well, I would like to meet her.
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She doesn't live in Queens.
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Grace, I feel like
I have no idea what's going on with you.
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Yes, you do. I live with Dad.
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I go to school
and sometimes I come here.
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[ Frank ]
We got smoothies. We got toast.
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We got about 10 minutes
before everyone is late.
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Whoa. Hiya, haircut.
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- It looks good.
- Thank you.
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[Signs]
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It's so random that you called.
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I'm never up this early.
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- Oh, my God. How old are you?
- Relax. I'm 28.
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You didn't bring me a fancy doughnut.
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Mmm.
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Okay, um, I want to make something clear.
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I don't usually-
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It's cool.
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Whatever the end of that sentence is,
you're a friend.
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Okay, I don't even know your name.
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Gabe.
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- You're a nurse?
- I am. What do you do?
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I don't know.
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I was doing a music thing for a while.
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My girlfriend has a real job.
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I started jogging-.
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Okay, how much do you want?
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I pay my guy $10 a pill. So that's cool.
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- That's it?
- Yeah, man. It's easy to buy drugs.
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[ Chuckles ]
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What are you doing now?
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I'm going to work.
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Really? Fuck!
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I'm going back to bed.
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Can you give me a ride?
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[Engine Starts]
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Good morning.
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I do the same thing when I take car service.
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It's so weird to sit in back.
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Very weird.
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So this is great.
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- What's great?
- You guys walking in together.
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One of you running around the block, so you
can pretend to be late made me sad.
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Seriously? You saw that?
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- She saw that.
- I guess she sees it all.
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It's two S's, right?
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Hey, what are you doing?
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You're an asshole, man.
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I was sick, and you treated me like shit.
You should be nice to people who are sick.
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Hey, fuck you, man. I was nice.
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You can suck my balls.
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You don't have to yell. We can read.
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Gloria's gonna lose her mind.
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Here. I'm on a winning streak.
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I won $5,000 last night.
Scratchers for everyone.
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Well, your streak may have ended.
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Some disgruntled patient
just defaced the front of the building.
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How bad is it?
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There's a big dick on the wall.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'll go call Maintenance.
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Did she just giggle?
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See?
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Bedside manner means something to people.
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- Not my job.
- I still think it is.
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Zoey, no one's coming
to see me because I'm nice.
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No one is coming to see you
today because of that penis.
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Another one.
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- You've got to report this to Disease Control.
- Report what?
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It's the sixth case of a gay man...
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with bacterial meningitis this month.
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But the C.D.C. doesn't want
to cause alarm or use words like âoutbreak?
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Don't we have vaccinations
for meningitis?
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Yes, but you have to take the vaccine...
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before you stick your tongue
in someone's mouth.
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This is why I hate the scene,
why I'm no longer on Grindr.
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Thank God I have a boyfriend.
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We should just go vaccinate
at all the clubs.
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Oh, my God, Thor.
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We can go to The Cock.
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No, no, no.
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The Cock?
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It's a rock and sleaze gay bar,
and you cannot go there.
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- Why not?
- Zoey, they don't want you in there.
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Yes, they do.
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I'm trying to be of service
to your community.
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I'm going.
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Look, let me be of service to you.
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Don't dress up. Don't dance.
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It's not your bar, it's their bar.
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Wear scrubs, hot shoes and eyeliner.
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Don't smile.
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Sounds like a fun night.
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Female, 50s.
Called us 'cause she thought...
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she was having a reaction to her medication.
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She's been in and out.
Says her doctors are here.
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- Frequent flier?
- I'll check.
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- What's she taking?
- Jesus.
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She's taking everything. Who's her doctor?
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She's got a bunch of them.
She left all these files too.
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Her name's Lauren.
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I want her primary doctor
and her most recent file.
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On three. One, two-
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[Computer Beeping ]
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Hello.
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Hello, Dr. Cooper.
I'm Dennis from Eastside Femlity.
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Hey, man. How's my sperms doing?
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They are here. And we just want to say
thank you forgetting us...
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your donation so quickly,
and all of your genetic tests were great.
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My genes are good.
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But you're not even a MOT five.
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A MOT five?
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A motility of five million.
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And your count is lower than we accept.
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Mot five is really our bargain sperm.
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So what's my count?
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Two million.
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We appreciate your interest.
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No, no, I can do it again. I'll do better.
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Fm sorry, sir.
This is probably the end of the line.
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Have a good day.
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Let's run a tox screen and an E.K.G.
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Lauren, can you tell us what youâre taking?
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My throat...
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it's hard to breathe.
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She has eight doctors
and she's on a bunch of biologics.
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Enbrel, Humira, Rituximab.
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All autoimmune.
That would explain all the doctors.
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Her airway is swelling. Are you on steroids?
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- Prednisone'?
- Yep, here it is.
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Shit. Tox screen's gonna take 10 minutes.
I'll go get Eddie.
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Let's protect her airway.
You want to jump in on this?
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Hey, Coop. How are the boys?
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Fine.
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Then why are you walking like Charlie Brown?
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Because Charlie Brown
has a higher sperm count than me, okay?
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Jesus, I'm sorry.
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- It's not funny.
- I know.
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It's sperm, right, Coop?
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I mean, use it or lose it.
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Come on, I'll take you out tonight.
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This isn't something
I'm just gonna bounce right back from.
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Don't say anything to anybody.
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So, is every woman over 40...
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on the Upper East Side
just clamoring for your sperm?
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Yes, they are.
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He's gonna father an entire class...
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of private school douche bags.
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Ah, lucky us. I need a consult.
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- Can I steal you?
- Yeah. What's up?
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This woman has eight different doctors
prescribing to her at once.
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Fucking doctors.
They can't see beyond their own bullshit.
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Or call each other every once in a while.
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The pharmacist should have
caught interactions...
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but people make mistakes.
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All right, if I had m put money on n...
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I'd say it's a combination of these...
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prescribed by three different doctors.
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- Assholes. Thank you.
- Yeah, no problem.
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Hey. I need you to come with me.
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Oh, really? Am I under arrest, Officer?
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Not you.
Grace was picked up for shoplifting.
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She what?
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- She was?
- Yeah.
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Uh-
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All right, let me get my-
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my bag.
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- I need my bag.
- Here, I got it.
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- Come on, let's go.
- Holy shit.
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I knew something was up
with her this morning with that haircut.
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Lauren's stable.
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Get these doctors down here.
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Grace was arrested for shoplifting.
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Fuck.
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Girls are crazy.
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I stole a couch once.
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A power washer is on its way.
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You're gonna need to do more than that.
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It's like getting a bad Yelp review.
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If people see that,
they're not gonna come in here.
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You're taking this
a little bit too seriously, Dr. Prentiss.
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What?
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I can't believe I just
drew Pat Kiernan's blood.
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I love New York 1.
Wake up to you guys every morning.
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- You're very nice.
- You are very nice.
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We are not here to gush.
We are here to treat.
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Look, I'm sorry to be taking up your time...
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but I've been feeling light-headed...
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and my assistant was worried.
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No, it's good
to get everything checked out.
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So, headache, fatigue.
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You get up so early. Of course you're tired.
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You're on the air at 5:00.
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Yeah, I've been getting some rest.
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I've been Upstate with the kids
the last few weekends.
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- You have kids?
- Two girls.
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Fatigue.
252
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:02,283
You're fine. You can discharge him.
253
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,991
Um, let's push some fluids.
254
00:13:06,085 --> 00:13:07,792
And you'll feel better.
255
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:10,333
- Wheres your house?
- Woodstock.
256
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,562
A tiny house, middle of the woods.
257
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,730
We should check for Lyme disease.
258
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,434
- You're serious?
- Well, we should rule it out.
259
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,740
You know, I do know
a couple guys up there with Lyme disease.
260
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,404
Don't worry. We got you now.
261
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,675
I'm gonna go run your blood.
262
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,614
She's great.
263
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,085
Today she is.
264
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,349
I had someone take
her fingerprints and mug shot...
265
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,980
just to freak her out a little bit.
266
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:35,457
You guys want to tell her
no one's pressing charges?
267
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,791
No, lei her sweat.
268
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,989
What the hell did she steal?
269
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,589
Bunch of fancy conditioners
from a hair salon.
270
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,931
She ran out without
paying for the haircut...
271
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,629
so technically that too.
272
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,799
Jesus Christ. So she left school to get
the rest of her hair cut?
273
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,342
What the fuck is going on?
274
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,207
Her friend Mandy was with her.
275
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,211
But she bolted by the time I got there.
276
00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:59,647
This Mandy- I don't like this girl.
277
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:02,516
I met her once. Shes a little older.
278
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:06,146
So, what, Grace got caught,
she said, âMy mom's boyfriend is a cop"?
279
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:10,160
No, um, she said her dad was a cop.
280
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,153
And they called me.
281
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,193
All right, I'm ready. You ready?
282
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,832
It's not a big deal.
283
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,344
Sure, our whole family
is at a police station.
284
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,142
L'd say it's a big fucking deal.
285
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,376
There is something going on with you, Grace.
286
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:33,644
Are you gonna tell me what it is?
287
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,016
I don't have to tell you anything.
288
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,817
Hey, lay off your mom.
You're the problem right now.
289
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,221
I'm not the problem.
290
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,758
I'm doing really well in school...
291
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,350
and I just wanted to cut my hair today.
292
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,555
Mia said I'd look great with bangs.
293
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,426
Jesus Christ. Mandy, Mia.
294
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,056
Who is Mia now, Grace?
295
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,192
Who are these girls?
296
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,668
Obviously they're part of the problem.
297
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,569
Do you know who Mia is?
298
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:58,505
Mia's Dad's fiancee.
299
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,037
Oh. Okay.
300
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,343
Jackie, I-
301
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,385
I will be right back.
302
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:14,758
[Signs]
303
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,731
[ Beeping ]
304
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:38,571
Hi. Can you meet me
before I do something crazy?
305
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,242
Call me.
306
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,669
Oh, my God. Look at you.
307
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,743
Hi. You are so pretty.
308
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,506
You are so pretty. Hi.
309
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,444
Oh, my goodness. Look at you.
310
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,005
Sorry, is he bothering you?
311
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,345
No, no, no, no. I love dogs.
312
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,681
My ex was allergic, so I never had one.
313
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,119
I need to take him. He's working.
314
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,783
- Oh, sure.
- Leave. Come.
315
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,596
I'm sorry.
It just happened last night.
316
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,794
This was not how I was planning
on telling you.
317
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,998
No, I know that. Of course not.
318
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,096
I am very happy for your dad.
319
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,643
And that was not your news to share.
320
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,107
- Cell phone, wallet.
- I got 'em.
321
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,808
She does not have access to anything...
322
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,011
and she does not go anywhere
without an adult present...
323
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,984
school or home.
324
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,312
I have to get back to work.
325
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,387
[Mouths Words]
326
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,518
You get a family discount on bail?
327
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,722
I got you covered.
328
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,559
Poke around. Open the cabinets.
329
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,832
If you have any questions, just holler out.
330
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,205
I'll be right in here. I'm Antoinette.
331
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,505
I didn't even know he was dating.
332
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,913
I guess I should have. He looks great.
333
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,507
He's wearing tighter jeans.
334
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,076
Well, he's a man, and he's not an addict.
335
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,212
Of course he was gonna get remarried.
336
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,484
It's not a race, and I realize that.
337
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:31,188
Well, that's good, because he's always gonna
be healthier than you.
338
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,862
- Mia.
- Oh.
339
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,491
Well, you know, who knows?
340
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,433
Maybe this will be good for Grace.
341
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,333
Maybe it'll give her someone new to hate.
342
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,669
Or maybe we can hate her together.
343
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:45,265
Jackie, this is a vulnerable time.
344
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,901
Being sober can get really boring.
345
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,276
Other people move on...
346
00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,508
and they make healthy choices.
347
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:56,213
You're gonna be prone to some very bad,
impulsive behavior.
348
00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:59,415
Just promise me you wonât make any
big decisions today.
349
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,194
Can I tell you how badly
I want to use right now?
350
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,523
Get fat, not high.
351
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,727
[ Laughs ]
352
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,100
[ Water Spraying ]
353
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,567
- Hows that going?
- Not well.
354
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,646
We need to do better than this.
We have to.
355
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,132
Lauren's awake and in Exam.
356
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,300
I organized all her files for her.
357
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,901
Not one of her doctors came down.
358
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,503
They didn't even call back.
359
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,604
I'm on hold with this rheumatologist.
360
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,844
- How are you?
- I'm great.
361
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,977
Grace was caught
shoplifting hair products...
362
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,351
- and Kevin's getting remarried.
- What?
363
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:07,117
Hang up.
364
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,488
[ Beeping ]
365
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,258
Yes, Dr. Cohen, please.
366
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,197
Oh, she's in surgery. Okay.
367
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,165
This is Jackie Peyton from the E.R.
368
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,601
Her mother was just brought in
in critical condition.
369
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,266
Can you send her down here, please?
370
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,036
Yes, thank you.
371
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,940
[ Beeping ]
372
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,337
Yes, Dr. Gupta, please.
373
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,508
No, I would rather not hold, actually.
374
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,051
This is Jackie Peyton from the E.R.
375
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:37,485
His mother was just brought in.
She's in very bad shape.
376
00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,716
I think he should probably get down here.
377
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,723
Yes. Thank you.
378
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,360
[ Beeping ]
379
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,829
Hi there. I'm calling for Dr. Thorsen.
380
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,993
This is Zoey Barkow, R.N...
381
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:53,128
from the emergency department.
382
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,901
I'm afraid that Dr. Thorsen's mother
was just brought in...
383
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:59,533
and there's very little that we can do.
384
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,578
If he wants to say good-bye...
385
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,544
he should get down to the E.R.
386
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:06,515
I don't know how much time
she has left.
387
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,552
Oh, my God, it's all happening so fast.
388
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,643
The blood, the blood.
389
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,522
I bet mine gets here first.
390
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,326
You still here?
You should have been out of here hours ago.
391
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,736
- No, he shouldn't.
- ls he your-
392
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,274
- Boyfriend? No.
- boss?
393
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,104
Yes, I am. ls there a problem here?
394
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,008
No, actually, not at all.
I was trying to figure out...
395
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,173
who I need to talk to about getting this young
lady on TV to do some medical segments.
396
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,581
- [ Laughs]
- Seriously?
397
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,584
Great doctor, great public hospital.
398
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,211
It's exactly the kind
of thing this city needs.
399
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:46,415
I have a friend at WASQ who needs somebody.
400
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:47,855
[ Chuckles ]
401
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:49,915
I had media training in college...
402
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:52,393
but I never really thought I'd use it.
403
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,590
All you gotta do,
Dr. Roman, is say the word.
404
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,963
You're gonna have to run that by Akalitus.
405
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,536
Good luck with that.
406
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,128
I think it'll be good.
407
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,229
- I can call my friend right now.
- Oh!
408
00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,110
Oh.
409
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,203
Quick question.
410
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,444
Let's say I was given the opportunity...
411
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,884
to bring some really good press
to this hospital.
412
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,047
Would you shut it down?
413
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,113
Yes, I would shut it down.
414
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,251
WASQ wants me...
415
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,922
to do medical segments from the hospital.
416
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:30,957
It's not even about me.
It's good PR. for the ER.
417
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,331
Lei me think about it.
418
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:34,961
Can you think about it right now?
419
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,596
They want me to do one today.
420
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,672
Oh, my God. Scratchers.
421
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,841
I love these.
422
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,509
[ Scratching ]
423
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,314
What? I think I won something.
424
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:55,118
Dr. Roman, please try very hard not lo
bring us all down.
425
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,863
So, I don't-
426
00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,831
That's a yes?
427
00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:07,967
Where's my mother'? I got a call.
428
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,530
Yes, hi. If you could just
sit tight for a minute.
429
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,609
- What? What's going on?
- Hello. I'm Dr. Gupta.
430
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,338
Someone said my mother
was brought in unconscious.
431
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,037
If you can wait for one moment.
432
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,046
My mother's on a cruise.
433
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,811
Who's the asshole who called me and told me
that she was dying?
434
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,944
Follow me.
435
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:32,562
Here are all your files.
436
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,860
Oh, my God. This is amazing.
437
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:38,799
Lauren, your doctors are here.
438
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,202
They're going to talk to you and they're
going to talk to each other.
439
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:43,330
Dr. Prentiss will be running this meeting.
440
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,238
The penis guy?
441
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,072
Mm-hmm.
442
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,407
Your patient was brought in here today...
443
00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,174
with a swelling of the airway.
444
00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:53,217
It was brought on by a drug interaction.
445
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,979
I want to know your diagnosis
for this patient...
446
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,543
and your treatment plan.
447
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,714
We'll start with you.
448
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,019
So my mothers fine?
449
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,687
[ Prentiss ] Your mother is not here.
I don't know how she is.
450
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,929
I cannot believe you would approve this.
451
00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:11,558
I know I'm rolling the dice,
but outreach is important.
452
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:14,866
Our worst doctor
is giving medical advice weekly.
453
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,498
[Cooper]
He was my patient. That could have been me.
454
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,600
That would have made up
for the millions of lost sperm.
455
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,405
I'll make it up to you, Coop.
456
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,537
How? I'm losing things
I never knew I didn't have.
457
00:23:23,602 --> 00:23:26,606
- Are those my vaccines?
- Yeah.
458
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,083
Syringes and swabs.
You're locked and loaded.
459
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:31,518
♪♪ [ Dance ]
460
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:34,751
I feel really overdressed.
461
00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,520
You look fantastic.
462
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,425
Really, you do.
463
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,726
You're all done.
464
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,529
Ring Pop.
465
00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,231
You're welcome.
466
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:49,905
Next.
467
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,709
Free meningitis vaccination.
468
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,752
Uh, buzz kill.
469
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,309
It'll take two seconds.
470
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:06,083
If you were engaged in any
kind of physical closeness...
471
00:24:06,145 --> 00:24:08,716
or intimacy with multiple partners-
472
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:12,126
- Oh, my God.
- It won't hurt.
473
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:14,390
[ Prentiss Clears Throat]
Zoey.
474
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,091
What are you doing here?
475
00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,998
Being nice.
476
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,661
Just came to help.
Those shoes are hot, by the way.
477
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,796
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
478
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:27,834
Okay, I'm ready for my shot.
479
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,681
Roll up your sleeve, please.
480
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,315
I think its awesome that you're doing this.
481
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,289
- I'm Robin.
- Ike.
482
00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:44,294
- This is Zoey.
- Ike? Really?
483
00:24:44,350 --> 00:24:46,523
You're amazing.
484
00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,757
- Ow.
- You're all done.
485
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,323
- Ring Pop.
- Ring Pop.
486
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:52,959
Ring Pop. Perfect. Thank you.
487
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:56,006
- Why aren't you dancing?
- I don't dance.
488
00:24:56,095 --> 00:25:00,168
He'll dance with you
if you get all your friends vaccinated.
489
00:25:00,265 --> 00:25:01,972
Oh, it's on.
490
00:25:04,803 --> 00:25:06,544
Really?
491
00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:15,118
[ Door Opens ]
492
00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:20,820
What the hell are you doing?
493
00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:22,866
I got a dog.
494
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,199
- [ Dog Whines]
- She's got arthritis.
495
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:31,038
God, that face. It's making me so depressed.
496
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,541
Did you name him?
497
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,201
Her.
498
00:25:34,299 --> 00:25:35,801
Well, she looks like a him.
499
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,347
Her name is Slippers.
500
00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,679
That's terrible.
501
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:42,412
Well, shes 35 years old.
I can't change her name now.
502
00:25:42,508 --> 00:25:44,419
Come here, boy. Hey.
503
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:47,821
[Whines]
504
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,827
Come here.
505
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:54,194
You know, I think Kevin looked worse than
Grace when I left the station today.
506
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:55,926
Yeah, he felt bad.
507
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:58,558
He should. How you feeling?
508
00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:01,365
I don't know.
All I knew at the end of the day...
509
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,703
was that I wanted a dog, so I got a dog.
510
00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,932
Oh, you're not allergic, are you?
511
00:26:07,032 --> 00:26:09,342
No. Thanks for asking.
512
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,779
Honey, you sure you want a dog?
513
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:13,713
I mean, don't you have
enough to take care of?
514
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:16,844
This is a good impulse. It is.
515
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,048
Okay.
516
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,423
Um, look, I'm sorry.
517
00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:25,961
You know your kids and you know when
they're out of control.
518
00:26:26,051 --> 00:26:29,692
I just wanted everything
to be smooth sailing this morning.
519
00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:32,463
Nothing is ever
smooth sailing around here.
520
00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:34,898
♪♪ [ Dance ]
521
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,405
♪ Just shake it,
shake it ♪
522
00:26:36,462 --> 00:26:38,237
♪ Come on
and get naked, naked ♪
523
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,072
♪ Yo, yo, now shake it,
shake it ♪
524
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:42,271
♪ Come on
and get naked, naked ♪
525
00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:43,812
♪ Now take it, take it ♪
526
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,472
♪ Come on
and get naked, naked ♪
527
00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:47,551
♪ No, no, well, now,
take it, take it ♪
528
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,711
♪ Come on
and get naked, naked ♪
529
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:54,819
- I feel better.
- What?
530
00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:57,086
I feel better.
531
00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,619
Sometimes you just need
a little extra attention.
532
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,431
It's just sperm.
533
00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:05,765
It's just sperm, baby!
534
00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:07,826
Whoo!
535
00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,564
Yeah!
536
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,074
Yeah, Coop!
537
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,441
[ Shouting ]
538
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,614
♪♪ [ Group Vocalizing ]
539
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:37,623
♪♪ [ Continues ]
540
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,647
♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]
541
00:27:56,523 --> 00:28:06,513
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