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Somewhere,
a small country is going hungry.
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- Bull, you look depressed.
- I am.
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My word of the month is so obscure...
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...I can't find opportunity
to use it in conversation.
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- What word is that?
- "Pentimento."
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So how about that,
Jets came last week, huh?
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Bull, what exactly
does "pentimento" mean?
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It's an artistic term referring
to the reappearance of original elements...
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...that had been obliterated
by a new outer appearance.
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Like that little brown shadow on your head
you affectionately refer to as hair?
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Good example.
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Hey, did you see this?
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I remember last month, there was a winning
lottery ticket for $3 million.
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Whoever has the ticket
hasn't come forward to claim the money.
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Three million. I wonder what I'd get
with that much money?
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A between-meal snack?
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I wonder why the person
hasn't claimed it.
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Talking about the unclaimed
lottery ticket?
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Yeah, we were wondering
what could keep someone...
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...from claiming $3 million
that is sitting there for the taking.
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- Murder.
- Huh?
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Now, we talking $3 million.
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A lot of people will stick a hatpin
in your ear for a whole lot less.
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SELMA:
Hi, everybody.
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- Hi, Selma.
- Hey, Selma.
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I want you to meet Mary Jo Martin.
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- Hi.
DAN: Hi, Mary Jo.
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[SINGSONG VOICE]
They're here.
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She's from the DA's office, just started,
so they sent her down to observe.
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- Who?
- You.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Come on, Mary Jo,
I'll show you where you can freshen up.
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- Wait, I know where that is. I'll show her.
- Don't beg.
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Sit.
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Good boy.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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How about you come up to my place...
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...and we can browse through
my Ansel Adams prints?
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Do you like Ansel Adams?
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[IN HIGH VOICE] Second president
of the United States, right?
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Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
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You know,
a lot of people get those two mixed up.
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Ah.
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Next case, Your Honor,
People v. Otis Weaver.
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Aggravated assault.
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- How does the defense plead?
- Not guilty, Your Honor.
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Prosecutor?
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Slippery Rock, '70,
but I figured after college...
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...what the hey, I'm gonna do
a little traveling before I go into law school.
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I was in this little Swiss village,
and it was a farm house, and we had this...
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The next case is ready,
the judge is calling.
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And everybody
in the courtroom is watching you.
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And that's why the Bill of Rights
is sacred to me.
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Sorry, I was talking about the Constitution.
I get emotional...
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- Can it, Dan.
- Canning it, sir.
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All right, the defense
has entered a plea of not guilty.
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MAN:
Hi.
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Hello.
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You are?
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Oh. My name is Leo Baldassare.
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Oh, but you can call me Leo.
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Yeah, I'd like that, Leo.
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But you see, court is in session,
so if you'd excuse us.
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Oh, I don't wanna bother anyone.
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It's just that I've been here all week...
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...watching you.
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We're armed, Leo.
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- Dan.
- Please, sir.
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It's very urgent that I talk to you.
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Alone.
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Mr. Prosecutor, Miss Young,
if you'd excuse us.
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- Perhaps we better stay with you.
- Come here.
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Let me explain
the term "line of fire" to you.
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What is it, Leo?
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Well, you see, I'm the person
with the $3-million lottery ticket.
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Of course you are.
This is not really the time...
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I have it right here with me,
with the newspaper clipping.
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Are you on the level?
Is that the ticket?
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In a word, yes.
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- In two words, holy...
- Leo.
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What's going on?
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Well, you see,
I've made a decision concerning the ticket...
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...and it includes you.
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Please?
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We'll take a 10-minute recess.
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[BANGS GAVEL]
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Mac, for now,
not a word of this to anyone.
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- Right.
- This way, Leo.
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What was that about?
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Well, if you guys are gonna badger me...
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Leo, assuming that is real,
why are you coming to me?
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I don't want it.
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Money makes people unhappy.
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I'm happy with what I have.
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Am I on TV, Leo?
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I'm serious, sir.
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Please, I want you to take it.
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Well, that's very flattering, Leo.
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But, hey, I can't take your money.
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Oh, I didn't mean for you to keep it.
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- Oh.
- Uh...
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I want you to give it away.
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- Give it away?
- Yes.
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To one of those people
that come up before you.
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I've been here all week watching...
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...and I've decided that you're just about
the wisest man I've ever seen.
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Well, thank you, Leo.
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Of course,
I don't get out very much, but...
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Okay, Leo, I'll think about it.
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But for the time being, don't tell anyone
you've got this much money to give away.
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There are some unscrupulous
types out there...
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...that might come looking for it.
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Okay,
where's the geek with the 3 mil?
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Mac, didn't I ask you
not to tell anyone about this?
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Yeah.
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Just checking.
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Do you really have the winning ticket?
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Mm-hm. But not for long.
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I came down here looking for someone
who still cares about human decency.
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He quit.
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Actually, Leo asked me
to give this away for him.
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Give?
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May I?
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There have been counterfeit tickets
going around.
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Let's check it with these.
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Looks real to me.
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To the untrained eye. Hmm.
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Dan.
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Oops. Heh.
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Where is my head?
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Leo, why are you doing this?
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Because I'm already happy.
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Don't give us that.
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Apparently, it's true.
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He just wants to give the money
to someone who needs it more.
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What the hell is this world coming to?
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We're all set, Your Honor.
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Let's get back to work, everybody.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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He just gave the judge
$3 million to give away.
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What a shame.
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With that kind of money,
he could've had himself fixed.
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Give it to me, Harry.
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Dan, I think Leo is looking for someone
a little more needy than you.
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Yeah, yeah,
what are they gonna use it for, food?
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Everybody wants it.
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- I am honest enough to admit it.
- I don't want it.
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- The old reverse psychology ploy, huh, Mac?
- I don't want it.
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- You're serious, aren't you?
- Yes, sir.
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See, my needs aren't that great,
and the combination of my income here...
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...and my Army pension lets me maintain
a comfortable and rewarding lifestyle.
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- That's sweet, Mac.
- Uh-huh.
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Plus my grandfather owns the largest
import business on the East Coast...
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...and I am his sole heir.
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Someday, I'm gonna be swimming in it.
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Perhaps you can get out of the pool
long enough to do me a favor, Mac.
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Call the lottery commission,
have them send somebody down.
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Got it.
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- Uh, Mac.
- Yeah?
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- I've got this extra kidney.
- Oh.
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If you should ever need just a little...
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What's going on?
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Well, Harry is looking for an honest man,
like Diogenes.
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Played for the Yankees,
was married to Marilyn Monroe, right?
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You know, we almost conversed that time,
didn't we?
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Listen, Harry, just a word of advice.
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Don't take on the responsibility
of that ticket.
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- I didn't say for sure I would.
- I know you.
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Some poor schlep asked a favor
and you can't resist.
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He did seem bewildered
by the whole thing.
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- You're gonna do it.
- I didn't say that.
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- Your mind's made up, it's over.
- Billie.
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Just remember, Harry,
nice guys finish last.
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[RATTLING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Knock, knock.
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[LAUGHS THEN CLEARS THRO AT]
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Well, Judge Stone. What a surprise.
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You caught me at a bad time, Craven.
I'm here.
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That's funny. Very good.
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Surprised that scandal sheet you write for
is still in business.
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Are you kidding?
Misery is a moneymaker.
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[LAUGHS]
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Did you read my story last week?
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Family in Hackensack
barbecues brother. Ha-ha-ha.
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I don't read the food section.
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Come on, Your Honor, I need a story.
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Little sex, violence,
that's all I'm looking for.
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Bad timing, Craven, nothing bloodcurdling
on the docket tonight.
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Oh, what a world.
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I mean, people have knives,
why don't they use them?
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[CLEARS THRO AT]
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All rise.
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CRAVEN:
Whoops.
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I think this is for you.
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- That'd be my guess.
- Yeah.
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You may be seated.
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Are you okay, sir?
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I'm nervous about this lottery ticket.
What if this thing is real?
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Am I qualified to choose
who should get the money?
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And more importantly,
do I have that right to decide?
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No.
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Take some time, think it over.
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Okay, Your Honor, first up,
Runyon v. Miller.
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Tragic stuff.
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We may have a winner.
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What we have is a simple assault.
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Mr. Miller was walking down the street,
he saw a $5 bill on the sidewalk.
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He bent over to pick it up.
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Mr. Runyon ran up
and kicked him in the stomach.
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- Mr. Runyon?
- Your Honor...
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...I was just fired
from my job of 20 years.
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When they repossessed my car, I borrowed
my son's bike to ride to the bank...
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...to withdraw my entire lifesavings
which I needed to pay the rent.
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But on the way back, a car hit me,
sending my money flying all over the street...
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...where passer-by started scooping it up
for themselves.
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Quite a story, huh?
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I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
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Your Honor, what we're dealing with
is an assault charge...
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...not an alleged hit-and-run.
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I have a pin in my hip too.
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Oh, stop whining.
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Mr. Runyon, you say
you don't have a penny to your name?
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Nope.
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And I won't till the insurance company
sends me the half million.
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The prosecution rests.
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Comfortably, Your Honor.
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Thank you, Mr. Runyon.
Two days suspended.
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[BANGS GAVEL]
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Oh, excuse me.
I'm looking for Judge Stone.
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I'm from the lottery,
I'm here to verify the ticket.
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- The ticket? You mean...
- The lottery ticket.
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Lottery ticket. Judge Stone was
talking about that. The one that he...
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The one he's supposed to give away.
It's unclaimed, worth $3 million.
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Three million dollars?
Yeah, that's the one.
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[CLEARS THRO AT]
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Next case, Your Honor, lvan Brewster.
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Now, he's accused of... Now get this.
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- Beating up a mime
and stealing his hat full of change.
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Why did you do that?
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Kicks.
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I wish they were all like you.
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Excuse me, Your Honor,
I think you might wanna take a recess.
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Sit down before I find you in contempt.
245
00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:43,007
This man is here
from the lottery commission.
246
00:12:43,184 --> 00:12:47,883
Wants to verify the $3-million ticket
you were asked to give away.
247
00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:49,980
Recess.
248
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,286
Your Honor, may I see the ticket, please?
249
00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:54,860
Ooh. Come on, Harry.
250
00:12:55,029 --> 00:12:57,088
Dan, be patient.
This could take a long time.
251
00:12:57,264 --> 00:13:01,030
This man has to examine the ticket,
compare to a master, maybe have it tested.
252
00:13:01,202 --> 00:13:02,999
This baby's good.
253
00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:05,605
And I considered hanging out
at the morgue today.
254
00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:06,797
[CHUCKLES]
255
00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:08,066
- Craven.
- What?
256
00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:10,142
For once, can't you do the decent thing?
257
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,403
Be a human being?
258
00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:14,742
Keep this under your hat
and stop my court from becoming a circus?
259
00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:18,585
Naaah.
260
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,025
Hi, Dan.
261
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:37,095
I just wanted to tell you
I had fun last night.
262
00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:41,740
- Great.
- Oh, and you have great taste in music.
263
00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:45,174
I just loved listening
to that Willie Nelson overture.
264
00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:51,049
No, Mary Jo,
that was the "Willie Tell Overture."
265
00:13:51,552 --> 00:13:53,577
I'm sorry.
266
00:13:53,754 --> 00:13:56,723
Anyway, I'm looking forward
to the party tonight...
267
00:13:56,891 --> 00:14:00,554
...and meeting all your friends.
268
00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,655
Bye.
269
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,699
[SIGHS]
270
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:11,868
She makes Squiggy
look like Buckminster Fuller.
271
00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:15,769
I had a husband that dumb too.
272
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:20,378
They fool you by walking upright,
don't they?
273
00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:24,507
[CROWD CHATTERING]
274
00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:28,921
How many are in there?
275
00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:32,585
Remember Woodstock?
276
00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:36,224
Courtesy of our favorite yellow journalist.
277
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,332
"Man chucks bucks, judge gets stuck."
278
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,990
Kind of catchy.
279
00:14:43,437 --> 00:14:45,667
Whew. Lot of crazies out there.
280
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:49,105
I better get that docket
before one of them eats it.
281
00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:51,068
Hi, judge.
282
00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:52,735
It's quite a turnout, isn't it?
283
00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:55,347
The power of the press.
Kind of gives me goose bumps.
284
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:58,781
Bull, explain to this man
the penalty for harassing a judge.
285
00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:03,086
Section 4C of the penal code,
wherein the bailiff is encouraged...
286
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:08,490
...to pull the assailant's ears
behind his head and tie them in a knot.
287
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,957
That's not really a law, is it?
288
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,630
Gotcha. It's probably a regional thing
that I, you know...
289
00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:22,866
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
290
00:15:23,043 --> 00:15:25,011
Yeah?
291
00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:28,609
Have you seen that courtroom?
We are talking Bronx Zoo out there.
292
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,876
- Go ahead and say it.
- A fool and his money are soon parted.
293
00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:34,850
- "I told you so" would have sufficed.
- Oh, Harry.
294
00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:36,990
There are over 3000
telegrams downstairs...
295
00:15:37,157 --> 00:15:39,648
...from people asking me for money.
- I told you so.
296
00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:41,761
[PHONE RINGS]
297
00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,791
Judge's chambers.
298
00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,228
Oh, yes, sure.
Hold on just a moment.
299
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,061
It's your father.
300
00:15:50,404 --> 00:15:51,598
Hello?
301
00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:54,104
Dad, yeah. How you doing?
302
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,833
Oh, you sound great, yeah.
303
00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:59,571
Twenty-two years of death
hasn't changed your voice a bit.
304
00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:04,477
- Have you seen that courtroom out there?
- Yeah, I've heard, thank you.
305
00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:10,454
Listen, Harry, in spite of what I've said,
if a decision has to be made on this ticket...
306
00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,353
...couldn't be in more capable hands.
307
00:16:12,526 --> 00:16:13,720
Thank you, Billie.
308
00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:20,128
First time you suck up
is always the hardest.
309
00:16:24,538 --> 00:16:26,529
[PEOPLE MO ANING]
310
00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:40,143
All rise.
311
00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:08,237
You may be seated or fall,
whatever's easier.
312
00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:12,608
First case, Your Honor, Gertrude Stuckey.
313
00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:14,447
Attempted burglary.
314
00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,314
She took a case of cat food.
315
00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,625
- I don't have a cat.
- Oh?
316
00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:22,057
It was for me
and my husband, Dexter, to eat.
317
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:23,423
We're very poor.
318
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,127
Well, why didn't you
just steal regular food?
319
00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,895
Because cat food is more...
320
00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:31,503
- Pathetic?
- Right.
321
00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:34,641
Wrong. Fifty-dollar fine.
322
00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:36,799
[CROWD CHATTERING]
323
00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:41,679
Yeah?
See if you clowns can do any better. Ha!
324
00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:46,377
Next case, Your Honor, Jerome Chappel.
325
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:50,922
Seems he smashed
up a hospital cafeteria last night.
326
00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:58,098
Your Honor,
due to the unusual nature of the case...
327
00:17:58,265 --> 00:18:01,701
...my client pleads guilty,
but requests a suspended sentence.
328
00:18:01,869 --> 00:18:03,837
I see. How are you, Mr. Chappel?
329
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:06,632
I have six months to live.
330
00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:08,138
How are you?
331
00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:09,599
Can't complain.
332
00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:13,269
Your Honor, the hospital has no record
of this man even being a patient.
333
00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:16,007
That's a big place.
They can't keep track of everything.
334
00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:17,309
Mr. Chappel...
335
00:18:17,484 --> 00:18:19,509
Look, Your Honor, l...
336
00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,755
Your honor, I've always had problems.
337
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:26,256
When I was growing up, I had a mother
who bought me rabid dogs for pets.
338
00:18:26,427 --> 00:18:28,725
At least you had real pets.
339
00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:31,262
My father gave me rocks
and told me to name them.
340
00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:33,195
Yeah? Well, at least you had a father.
341
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,494
My father left me naked on a doorstep.
342
00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:36,829
At least you had a doorstep.
343
00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:38,938
After my house burned down,
there was nobody.
344
00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:40,368
[ARGUING]
345
00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,769
Oh, people.
346
00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:45,068
People!
347
00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:47,878
[NOISE STOPS]
348
00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:53,648
In my short time as a judge,
I've seen some pretty amazing things.
349
00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:56,221
But this, I think, tops them all.
350
00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:02,325
Last night,
I witnessed the most considerate...
351
00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:06,728
...selfless, kind act
I think that I have ever seen.
352
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,891
Thank you, Your Honor.
353
00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:15,540
And here before me
sits the result of that kindness.
354
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:20,339
The most selfish, indulgent...
355
00:19:22,382 --> 00:19:27,081
...transparent display
I have ever witnessed.
356
00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,482
Leo.
357
00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:34,217
Come take your $3 million back
and spend it with a clear conscience...
358
00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:38,353
...knowing that you
are the most deserving person here.
359
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,492
Your Honor...
360
00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:44,637
...are you sure this is the right thing?
361
00:19:44,805 --> 00:19:47,638
It's the only thing, Leo. Believe me.
362
00:19:47,808 --> 00:19:50,777
A person with your capacity for giving
is very special.
363
00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:53,709
Perhaps it's time
you started giving to yourself.
364
00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:56,912
Besides, you charged me
with the responsibility...
365
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,917
...of finding the most worthy person.
366
00:20:00,654 --> 00:20:02,281
Well, I did.
367
00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:05,282
[HORN HONKING]
368
00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:07,086
The money's gone.
369
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:15,626
Well, I just loved your friend,
Richard, the urologist.
370
00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:17,765
Oh, it must be exciting work.
371
00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:23,433
Going out on those expeditions,
digging around for fossils.
372
00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:27,910
Listen, Mary Jo, you're a very...
Whew.
373
00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:33,951
- Healthy girl and all,
but I'm afraid even I need more than that.
374
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,915
Like what?
375
00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:38,716
Language.
376
00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:42,521
Look, you're here to observe
and that's fine...
377
00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:46,188
...but I'm afraid
I can't see you socially anymore.
378
00:20:47,401 --> 00:20:50,165
Well, if that's the way you feel.
379
00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:51,998
It is.
380
00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,236
Well, I've got some work to do.
381
00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:57,969
Bye.
382
00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:02,308
Goodbye.
383
00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,010
Well?
384
00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:07,881
[NORMAL VOICE]
Worked like a charm, Selma.
385
00:21:08,055 --> 00:21:12,515
I don't think that slug will be bothering me
again the rest of the time I'm here.
386
00:21:12,693 --> 00:21:14,320
Thanks for tipping me off.
387
00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:17,554
Hey, us foxes have gotta stick together,
don't we?
388
00:21:17,731 --> 00:21:18,755
[CHUCKLES]
389
00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,524
BULL:
Pentimento.
390
00:21:20,701 --> 00:21:22,601
I love that word.
391
00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:26,569
You reminded me of it
when your surface rubbed off.
392
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,799
The most numerous
examples of pentimento...
393
00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:32,070
...are found among the Dutch works
of the early 17th century.
394
00:21:32,246 --> 00:21:33,838
I know.
395
00:21:35,282 --> 00:21:37,648
Shall we discuss it over some cognac?
396
00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:41,584
Say, at my place after work?
397
00:21:41,755 --> 00:21:44,280
Good God, yes.
398
00:21:48,629 --> 00:21:51,393
Heh-heh.
Those two lunkheads deserve each other.
399
00:21:51,565 --> 00:21:53,089
Yeah.
400
00:21:54,201 --> 00:21:58,365
You know, I still can't believe that I held
$3 million in my hand.
401
00:21:58,538 --> 00:21:59,562
And gave it away.
402
00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,231
Yeah, I'm gonna see a doctor about that.
403
00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:05,037
Come on, we're happy the way we are.
404
00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:07,145
- Aren't we?
- Sure.
405
00:22:07,314 --> 00:22:09,680
I make it big, I spend it big.
406
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,943
I'm in for 2 cents.
407
00:22:12,486 --> 00:22:14,579
And I'll see it.
408
00:22:14,755 --> 00:22:18,418
And raise you $5000.
409
00:22:19,426 --> 00:22:20,450
Grandpa will cover it.
410
00:22:21,728 --> 00:22:22,854
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
411
00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:24,861
- Yeah?
- Hi, everyone.
412
00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,124
- Oh, Leo.
- Leo.
413
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,734
- How you doing?
- I want you to meet Arnie Prince.
414
00:22:28,902 --> 00:22:31,132
He's got a way
to help me spend my money.
415
00:22:31,305 --> 00:22:33,205
- Oh. I don't wanna hear this.
- Sure you do.
416
00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:36,069
It's a can't-miss proposition.
We're talking show business.
417
00:22:36,243 --> 00:22:38,734
Leo's putting all his money
into my Broadway musical.
418
00:22:38,912 --> 00:22:43,508
It's what I've always wanted to do,
bring lots of smiles to lots of people.
419
00:22:43,684 --> 00:22:46,118
- Well, that's terrific, Leo.
- What's the play called?
420
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:49,987
Mussolini: The Man and His Music.
421
00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:54,289
Well, Leo,
we wish you all the success in the world.
422
00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:55,951
Thanks. It's money in the bank.
423
00:22:56,129 --> 00:23:01,396
The only problem I foresee
is finding the right guy for the lead role.
424
00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:02,926
Hello.
425
00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,207
Tell me you can sing.
426
00:23:49,850 --> 00:23:51,841
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