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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,931 --> 00:00:13,059 Somewhere, a small country is going hungry. 2 00:00:14,002 --> 00:00:16,129 - Bull, you look depressed. - I am. 3 00:00:16,304 --> 00:00:18,135 My word of the month is so obscure... 4 00:00:18,306 --> 00:00:20,797 ...I can't find opportunity to use it in conversation. 5 00:00:20,976 --> 00:00:23,001 - What word is that? - "Pentimento." 6 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:27,344 So how about that, Jets came last week, huh? 7 00:00:27,515 --> 00:00:29,483 Bull, what exactly does "pentimento" mean? 8 00:00:29,651 --> 00:00:33,678 It's an artistic term referring to the reappearance of original elements... 9 00:00:33,855 --> 00:00:36,380 ...that had been obliterated by a new outer appearance. 10 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:41,461 Like that little brown shadow on your head you affectionately refer to as hair? 11 00:00:43,064 --> 00:00:45,362 Good example. 12 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:46,864 Hey, did you see this? 13 00:00:47,035 --> 00:00:50,402 I remember last month, there was a winning lottery ticket for $3 million. 14 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:53,439 Whoever has the ticket hasn't come forward to claim the money. 15 00:00:53,608 --> 00:00:56,270 Three million. I wonder what I'd get with that much money? 16 00:00:56,444 --> 00:00:58,002 A between-meal snack? 17 00:00:59,714 --> 00:01:01,648 I wonder why the person hasn't claimed it. 18 00:01:01,816 --> 00:01:04,114 Talking about the unclaimed lottery ticket? 19 00:01:04,285 --> 00:01:06,685 Yeah, we were wondering what could keep someone... 20 00:01:06,855 --> 00:01:10,052 ...from claiming $3 million that is sitting there for the taking. 21 00:01:10,225 --> 00:01:11,852 - Murder. - Huh? 22 00:01:12,027 --> 00:01:13,619 Now, we talking $3 million. 23 00:01:13,795 --> 00:01:17,891 A lot of people will stick a hatpin in your ear for a whole lot less. 24 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,726 SELMA: Hi, everybody. 25 00:01:19,901 --> 00:01:21,266 - Hi, Selma. - Hey, Selma. 26 00:01:21,436 --> 00:01:23,631 I want you to meet Mary Jo Martin. 27 00:01:23,805 --> 00:01:26,399 - Hi. DAN: Hi, Mary Jo. 28 00:01:28,877 --> 00:01:31,937 [SINGSONG VOICE] They're here. 29 00:01:32,113 --> 00:01:37,016 She's from the DA's office, just started, so they sent her down to observe. 30 00:01:40,021 --> 00:01:41,579 - Who? - You. 31 00:01:41,823 --> 00:01:42,847 [CHUCKLES] 32 00:01:43,024 --> 00:01:45,754 Come on, Mary Jo, I'll show you where you can freshen up. 33 00:01:45,927 --> 00:01:49,260 - Wait, I know where that is. I'll show her. - Don't beg. 34 00:01:49,431 --> 00:01:50,762 Sit. 35 00:01:53,068 --> 00:01:54,865 Good boy. 36 00:02:37,479 --> 00:02:39,470 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 37 00:02:41,349 --> 00:02:43,078 How about you come up to my place... 38 00:02:43,251 --> 00:02:47,153 ...and we can browse through my Ansel Adams prints? 39 00:02:47,322 --> 00:02:48,687 Do you like Ansel Adams? 40 00:02:48,857 --> 00:02:52,054 [IN HIGH VOICE] Second president of the United States, right? 41 00:02:54,562 --> 00:02:55,859 Yeah. Ha-ha-ha-ha. 42 00:02:56,030 --> 00:02:58,828 You know, a lot of people get those two mixed up. 43 00:02:59,234 --> 00:03:00,565 Ah. 44 00:03:01,136 --> 00:03:03,969 Next case, Your Honor, People v. Otis Weaver. 45 00:03:04,139 --> 00:03:05,606 Aggravated assault. 46 00:03:05,773 --> 00:03:08,207 - How does the defense plead? - Not guilty, Your Honor. 47 00:03:08,376 --> 00:03:09,673 Prosecutor? 48 00:03:09,844 --> 00:03:12,108 Slippery Rock, '70, but I figured after college... 49 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,875 ...what the hey, I'm gonna do a little traveling before I go into law school. 50 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:21,181 I was in this little Swiss village, and it was a farm house, and we had this... 51 00:03:21,356 --> 00:03:24,917 The next case is ready, the judge is calling. 52 00:03:25,093 --> 00:03:28,995 And everybody in the courtroom is watching you. 53 00:03:33,868 --> 00:03:36,962 And that's why the Bill of Rights is sacred to me. 54 00:03:37,705 --> 00:03:40,572 Sorry, I was talking about the Constitution. I get emotional... 55 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,040 - Can it, Dan. - Canning it, sir. 56 00:03:43,511 --> 00:03:46,571 All right, the defense has entered a plea of not guilty. 57 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:47,772 MAN: Hi. 58 00:03:49,217 --> 00:03:50,684 Hello. 59 00:03:50,852 --> 00:03:51,944 You are? 60 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,714 Oh. My name is Leo Baldassare. 61 00:03:54,889 --> 00:03:56,413 Oh, but you can call me Leo. 62 00:03:56,591 --> 00:03:57,751 Yeah, I'd like that, Leo. 63 00:03:57,926 --> 00:04:00,486 But you see, court is in session, so if you'd excuse us. 64 00:04:00,662 --> 00:04:02,960 Oh, I don't wanna bother anyone. 65 00:04:03,131 --> 00:04:05,395 It's just that I've been here all week... 66 00:04:06,134 --> 00:04:07,158 ...watching you. 67 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:08,632 We're armed, Leo. 68 00:04:08,803 --> 00:04:10,293 - Dan. - Please, sir. 69 00:04:10,471 --> 00:04:13,372 It's very urgent that I talk to you. 70 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:14,565 Alone. 71 00:04:16,211 --> 00:04:18,543 Mr. Prosecutor, Miss Young, if you'd excuse us. 72 00:04:18,713 --> 00:04:20,943 - Perhaps we better stay with you. - Come here. 73 00:04:21,115 --> 00:04:24,846 Let me explain the term "line of fire" to you. 74 00:04:25,820 --> 00:04:27,117 What is it, Leo? 75 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:31,281 Well, you see, I'm the person with the $3-million lottery ticket. 76 00:04:31,459 --> 00:04:33,654 Of course you are. This is not really the time... 77 00:04:33,828 --> 00:04:36,626 I have it right here with me, with the newspaper clipping. 78 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,993 Are you on the level? Is that the ticket? 79 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,532 In a word, yes. 80 00:04:40,702 --> 00:04:43,466 - In two words, holy... - Leo. 81 00:04:44,205 --> 00:04:45,399 What's going on? 82 00:04:45,573 --> 00:04:49,236 Well, you see, I've made a decision concerning the ticket... 83 00:04:49,410 --> 00:04:51,844 ...and it includes you. 84 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,440 Please? 85 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,080 We'll take a 10-minute recess. 86 00:04:58,253 --> 00:04:59,550 [BANGS GAVEL] 87 00:05:00,255 --> 00:05:02,223 Mac, for now, not a word of this to anyone. 88 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:03,755 - Right. - This way, Leo. 89 00:05:09,931 --> 00:05:11,762 What was that about? 90 00:05:13,534 --> 00:05:16,469 Well, if you guys are gonna badger me... 91 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:21,434 Leo, assuming that is real, why are you coming to me? 92 00:05:21,609 --> 00:05:23,372 I don't want it. 93 00:05:23,544 --> 00:05:25,341 Money makes people unhappy. 94 00:05:25,513 --> 00:05:27,572 I'm happy with what I have. 95 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:34,386 Am I on TV, Leo? 96 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:37,517 I'm serious, sir. 97 00:05:37,692 --> 00:05:39,819 Please, I want you to take it. 98 00:05:39,994 --> 00:05:41,894 Well, that's very flattering, Leo. 99 00:05:42,063 --> 00:05:44,827 But, hey, I can't take your money. 100 00:05:44,999 --> 00:05:47,229 Oh, I didn't mean for you to keep it. 101 00:05:47,802 --> 00:05:49,394 - Oh. - Uh... 102 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:51,801 I want you to give it away. 103 00:05:52,507 --> 00:05:54,099 - Give it away? - Yes. 104 00:05:54,275 --> 00:05:57,574 To one of those people that come up before you. 105 00:05:57,745 --> 00:05:59,940 I've been here all week watching... 106 00:06:00,114 --> 00:06:04,210 ...and I've decided that you're just about the wisest man I've ever seen. 107 00:06:04,385 --> 00:06:05,477 Well, thank you, Leo. 108 00:06:05,653 --> 00:06:08,213 Of course, I don't get out very much, but... 109 00:06:09,257 --> 00:06:10,747 Okay, Leo, I'll think about it. 110 00:06:10,925 --> 00:06:14,884 But for the time being, don't tell anyone you've got this much money to give away. 111 00:06:15,063 --> 00:06:17,156 There are some unscrupulous types out there... 112 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:19,095 ...that might come looking for it. 113 00:06:19,734 --> 00:06:22,828 Okay, where's the geek with the 3 mil? 114 00:06:23,971 --> 00:06:26,838 Mac, didn't I ask you not to tell anyone about this? 115 00:06:27,008 --> 00:06:28,066 Yeah. 116 00:06:29,744 --> 00:06:31,575 Just checking. 117 00:06:31,746 --> 00:06:33,236 Do you really have the winning ticket? 118 00:06:33,414 --> 00:06:35,974 Mm-hm. But not for long. 119 00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:41,713 I came down here looking for someone who still cares about human decency. 120 00:06:41,889 --> 00:06:43,447 He quit. 121 00:06:44,092 --> 00:06:46,993 Actually, Leo asked me to give this away for him. 122 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:48,827 Give? 123 00:06:48,996 --> 00:06:50,258 May I? 124 00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:52,831 There have been counterfeit tickets going around. 125 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,195 Let's check it with these. 126 00:06:55,370 --> 00:06:56,769 Looks real to me. 127 00:06:56,938 --> 00:07:00,305 To the untrained eye. Hmm. 128 00:07:00,475 --> 00:07:02,340 Dan. 129 00:07:03,177 --> 00:07:05,145 Oops. Heh. 130 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,513 Where is my head? 131 00:07:07,682 --> 00:07:09,843 Leo, why are you doing this? 132 00:07:10,017 --> 00:07:12,042 Because I'm already happy. 133 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:13,744 Don't give us that. 134 00:07:13,921 --> 00:07:14,945 Apparently, it's true. 135 00:07:15,123 --> 00:07:17,921 He just wants to give the money to someone who needs it more. 136 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:20,822 What the hell is this world coming to? 137 00:07:20,995 --> 00:07:22,223 We're all set, Your Honor. 138 00:07:22,397 --> 00:07:25,093 Let's get back to work, everybody. 139 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:28,235 - Hi. - Hi. 140 00:07:29,904 --> 00:07:32,372 He just gave the judge $3 million to give away. 141 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:33,564 What a shame. 142 00:07:33,741 --> 00:07:37,768 With that kind of money, he could've had himself fixed. 143 00:07:39,714 --> 00:07:41,238 Give it to me, Harry. 144 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:44,943 Dan, I think Leo is looking for someone a little more needy than you. 145 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:47,383 Yeah, yeah, what are they gonna use it for, food? 146 00:07:48,556 --> 00:07:49,580 Everybody wants it. 147 00:07:49,757 --> 00:07:52,248 - I am honest enough to admit it. - I don't want it. 148 00:07:52,894 --> 00:07:56,352 - The old reverse psychology ploy, huh, Mac? - I don't want it. 149 00:07:56,764 --> 00:07:58,527 - You're serious, aren't you? - Yes, sir. 150 00:07:58,699 --> 00:08:02,066 See, my needs aren't that great, and the combination of my income here... 151 00:08:02,236 --> 00:08:06,696 ...and my Army pension lets me maintain a comfortable and rewarding lifestyle. 152 00:08:06,874 --> 00:08:08,774 - That's sweet, Mac. - Uh-huh. 153 00:08:08,943 --> 00:08:12,310 Plus my grandfather owns the largest import business on the East Coast... 154 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,971 ...and I am his sole heir. 155 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:19,017 Someday, I'm gonna be swimming in it. 156 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:22,987 Perhaps you can get out of the pool long enough to do me a favor, Mac. 157 00:08:23,157 --> 00:08:25,921 Call the lottery commission, have them send somebody down. 158 00:08:26,093 --> 00:08:27,321 Got it. 159 00:08:28,296 --> 00:08:29,763 - Uh, Mac. - Yeah? 160 00:08:29,931 --> 00:08:31,421 - I've got this extra kidney. - Oh. 161 00:08:31,599 --> 00:08:34,295 If you should ever need just a little... 162 00:08:34,469 --> 00:08:35,629 What's going on? 163 00:08:35,803 --> 00:08:41,366 Well, Harry is looking for an honest man, like Diogenes. 164 00:08:41,776 --> 00:08:46,475 Played for the Yankees, was married to Marilyn Monroe, right? 165 00:08:46,647 --> 00:08:50,811 You know, we almost conversed that time, didn't we? 166 00:08:52,086 --> 00:08:53,815 Listen, Harry, just a word of advice. 167 00:08:53,988 --> 00:08:56,183 Don't take on the responsibility of that ticket. 168 00:08:56,357 --> 00:08:58,348 - I didn't say for sure I would. - I know you. 169 00:08:58,526 --> 00:09:01,017 Some poor schlep asked a favor and you can't resist. 170 00:09:01,195 --> 00:09:03,220 He did seem bewildered by the whole thing. 171 00:09:03,397 --> 00:09:05,297 - You're gonna do it. - I didn't say that. 172 00:09:05,466 --> 00:09:08,162 - Your mind's made up, it's over. - Billie. 173 00:09:08,336 --> 00:09:11,737 Just remember, Harry, nice guys finish last. 174 00:09:16,644 --> 00:09:17,838 [RATTLING] 175 00:09:24,886 --> 00:09:25,910 [CHUCKLES] 176 00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:27,111 Knock, knock. 177 00:09:27,288 --> 00:09:29,848 [LAUGHS THEN CLEARS THRO AT] 178 00:09:30,157 --> 00:09:32,523 Well, Judge Stone. What a surprise. 179 00:09:32,693 --> 00:09:35,218 You caught me at a bad time, Craven. I'm here. 180 00:09:35,396 --> 00:09:36,488 That's funny. Very good. 181 00:09:36,664 --> 00:09:39,599 Surprised that scandal sheet you write for is still in business. 182 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:42,133 Are you kidding? Misery is a moneymaker. 183 00:09:42,303 --> 00:09:44,328 [LAUGHS] 184 00:09:44,505 --> 00:09:45,995 Did you read my story last week? 185 00:09:46,173 --> 00:09:50,166 Family in Hackensack barbecues brother. Ha-ha-ha. 186 00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:51,743 I don't read the food section. 187 00:09:51,913 --> 00:09:53,710 Come on, Your Honor, I need a story. 188 00:09:53,881 --> 00:09:56,281 Little sex, violence, that's all I'm looking for. 189 00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:59,681 Bad timing, Craven, nothing bloodcurdling on the docket tonight. 190 00:09:59,854 --> 00:10:01,082 Oh, what a world. 191 00:10:01,255 --> 00:10:04,190 I mean, people have knives, why don't they use them? 192 00:10:04,392 --> 00:10:05,416 [CLEARS THRO AT] 193 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:07,650 All rise. 194 00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:08,986 CRAVEN: Whoops. 195 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,762 I think this is for you. 196 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:14,367 - That'd be my guess. - Yeah. 197 00:10:16,003 --> 00:10:18,164 You may be seated. 198 00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:23,500 Are you okay, sir? 199 00:10:23,678 --> 00:10:26,977 I'm nervous about this lottery ticket. What if this thing is real? 200 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,412 Am I qualified to choose who should get the money? 201 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:32,075 And more importantly, do I have that right to decide? 202 00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:34,411 No. 203 00:10:36,324 --> 00:10:38,884 Take some time, think it over. 204 00:10:39,060 --> 00:10:42,188 Okay, Your Honor, first up, Runyon v. Miller. 205 00:10:42,363 --> 00:10:43,990 Tragic stuff. 206 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,689 We may have a winner. 207 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:47,762 What we have is a simple assault. 208 00:10:47,935 --> 00:10:51,336 Mr. Miller was walking down the street, he saw a $5 bill on the sidewalk. 209 00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:52,767 He bent over to pick it up. 210 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,135 Mr. Runyon ran up and kicked him in the stomach. 211 00:10:55,610 --> 00:10:57,339 - Mr. Runyon? - Your Honor... 212 00:10:57,511 --> 00:11:00,480 ...I was just fired from my job of 20 years. 213 00:11:00,648 --> 00:11:04,448 When they repossessed my car, I borrowed my son's bike to ride to the bank... 214 00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:07,884 ...to withdraw my entire lifesavings which I needed to pay the rent. 215 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:12,452 But on the way back, a car hit me, sending my money flying all over the street... 216 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:15,960 ...where passer-by started scooping it up for themselves. 217 00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:20,125 Quite a story, huh? 218 00:11:20,301 --> 00:11:24,761 I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me. 219 00:11:26,607 --> 00:11:29,371 Your Honor, what we're dealing with is an assault charge... 220 00:11:29,543 --> 00:11:31,170 ...not an alleged hit-and-run. 221 00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:32,607 I have a pin in my hip too. 222 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,975 Oh, stop whining. 223 00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:40,451 Mr. Runyon, you say you don't have a penny to your name? 224 00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:42,555 Nope. 225 00:11:43,457 --> 00:11:47,518 And I won't till the insurance company sends me the half million. 226 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,461 The prosecution rests. 227 00:11:50,631 --> 00:11:52,599 Comfortably, Your Honor. 228 00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:55,829 Thank you, Mr. Runyon. Two days suspended. 229 00:11:56,003 --> 00:11:57,300 [BANGS GAVEL] 230 00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:00,937 Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for Judge Stone. 231 00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:03,599 I'm from the lottery, I'm here to verify the ticket. 232 00:12:03,778 --> 00:12:05,871 - The ticket? You mean... - The lottery ticket. 233 00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:09,574 Lottery ticket. Judge Stone was talking about that. The one that he... 234 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:12,947 The one he's supposed to give away. It's unclaimed, worth $3 million. 235 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,849 Three million dollars? Yeah, that's the one. 236 00:12:15,022 --> 00:12:16,455 [CLEARS THRO AT] 237 00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:19,025 Next case, Your Honor, lvan Brewster. 238 00:12:19,894 --> 00:12:21,828 Now, he's accused of... Now get this. 239 00:12:21,996 --> 00:12:26,626 - Beating up a mime and stealing his hat full of change. 240 00:12:26,801 --> 00:12:28,234 Why did you do that? 241 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,135 Kicks. 242 00:12:32,773 --> 00:12:35,173 I wish they were all like you. 243 00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:38,641 Excuse me, Your Honor, I think you might wanna take a recess. 244 00:12:38,813 --> 00:12:40,781 Sit down before I find you in contempt. 245 00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:43,007 This man is here from the lottery commission. 246 00:12:43,184 --> 00:12:47,883 Wants to verify the $3-million ticket you were asked to give away. 247 00:12:48,422 --> 00:12:49,980 Recess. 248 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,286 Your Honor, may I see the ticket, please? 249 00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:54,860 Ooh. Come on, Harry. 250 00:12:55,029 --> 00:12:57,088 Dan, be patient. This could take a long time. 251 00:12:57,264 --> 00:13:01,030 This man has to examine the ticket, compare to a master, maybe have it tested. 252 00:13:01,202 --> 00:13:02,999 This baby's good. 253 00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:05,605 And I considered hanging out at the morgue today. 254 00:13:05,773 --> 00:13:06,797 [CHUCKLES] 255 00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:08,066 - Craven. - What? 256 00:13:08,242 --> 00:13:10,142 For once, can't you do the decent thing? 257 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,403 Be a human being? 258 00:13:11,579 --> 00:13:14,742 Keep this under your hat and stop my court from becoming a circus? 259 00:13:16,117 --> 00:13:18,585 Naaah. 260 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,025 Hi, Dan. 261 00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:37,095 I just wanted to tell you I had fun last night. 262 00:13:37,872 --> 00:13:41,740 - Great. - Oh, and you have great taste in music. 263 00:13:41,909 --> 00:13:45,174 I just loved listening to that Willie Nelson overture. 264 00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:51,049 No, Mary Jo, that was the "Willie Tell Overture." 265 00:13:51,552 --> 00:13:53,577 I'm sorry. 266 00:13:53,754 --> 00:13:56,723 Anyway, I'm looking forward to the party tonight... 267 00:13:56,891 --> 00:14:00,554 ...and meeting all your friends. 268 00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,655 Bye. 269 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,699 [SIGHS] 270 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:11,868 She makes Squiggy look like Buckminster Fuller. 271 00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:15,769 I had a husband that dumb too. 272 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:20,378 They fool you by walking upright, don't they? 273 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:24,507 [CROWD CHATTERING] 274 00:14:27,454 --> 00:14:28,921 How many are in there? 275 00:14:30,424 --> 00:14:32,585 Remember Woodstock? 276 00:14:33,494 --> 00:14:36,224 Courtesy of our favorite yellow journalist. 277 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,332 "Man chucks bucks, judge gets stuck." 278 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,990 Kind of catchy. 279 00:14:43,437 --> 00:14:45,667 Whew. Lot of crazies out there. 280 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:49,105 I better get that docket before one of them eats it. 281 00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:51,068 Hi, judge. 282 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:52,735 It's quite a turnout, isn't it? 283 00:14:52,913 --> 00:14:55,347 The power of the press. Kind of gives me goose bumps. 284 00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:58,781 Bull, explain to this man the penalty for harassing a judge. 285 00:14:59,286 --> 00:15:03,086 Section 4C of the penal code, wherein the bailiff is encouraged... 286 00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:08,490 ...to pull the assailant's ears behind his head and tie them in a knot. 287 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,957 That's not really a law, is it? 288 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:15,630 Gotcha. It's probably a regional thing that I, you know... 289 00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:22,866 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 290 00:15:23,043 --> 00:15:25,011 Yeah? 291 00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:28,609 Have you seen that courtroom? We are talking Bronx Zoo out there. 292 00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:31,876 - Go ahead and say it. - A fool and his money are soon parted. 293 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:34,850 - "I told you so" would have sufficed. - Oh, Harry. 294 00:15:35,022 --> 00:15:36,990 There are over 3000 telegrams downstairs... 295 00:15:37,157 --> 00:15:39,648 ...from people asking me for money. - I told you so. 296 00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:41,761 [PHONE RINGS] 297 00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,791 Judge's chambers. 298 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:46,228 Oh, yes, sure. Hold on just a moment. 299 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,061 It's your father. 300 00:15:50,404 --> 00:15:51,598 Hello? 301 00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:54,104 Dad, yeah. How you doing? 302 00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,833 Oh, you sound great, yeah. 303 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:59,571 Twenty-two years of death hasn't changed your voice a bit. 304 00:16:00,848 --> 00:16:04,477 - Have you seen that courtroom out there? - Yeah, I've heard, thank you. 305 00:16:04,652 --> 00:16:10,454 Listen, Harry, in spite of what I've said, if a decision has to be made on this ticket... 306 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,353 ...couldn't be in more capable hands. 307 00:16:12,526 --> 00:16:13,720 Thank you, Billie. 308 00:16:16,931 --> 00:16:20,128 First time you suck up is always the hardest. 309 00:16:24,538 --> 00:16:26,529 [PEOPLE MO ANING] 310 00:16:38,152 --> 00:16:40,143 All rise. 311 00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:08,237 You may be seated or fall, whatever's easier. 312 00:17:09,616 --> 00:17:12,608 First case, Your Honor, Gertrude Stuckey. 313 00:17:12,786 --> 00:17:14,447 Attempted burglary. 314 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,314 She took a case of cat food. 315 00:17:17,691 --> 00:17:19,625 - I don't have a cat. - Oh? 316 00:17:19,827 --> 00:17:22,057 It was for me and my husband, Dexter, to eat. 317 00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:23,423 We're very poor. 318 00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:26,127 Well, why didn't you just steal regular food? 319 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,895 Because cat food is more... 320 00:17:29,603 --> 00:17:31,503 - Pathetic? - Right. 321 00:17:31,672 --> 00:17:34,641 Wrong. Fifty-dollar fine. 322 00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:36,799 [CROWD CHATTERING] 323 00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:41,679 Yeah? See if you clowns can do any better. Ha! 324 00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:46,377 Next case, Your Honor, Jerome Chappel. 325 00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:50,922 Seems he smashed up a hospital cafeteria last night. 326 00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:58,098 Your Honor, due to the unusual nature of the case... 327 00:17:58,265 --> 00:18:01,701 ...my client pleads guilty, but requests a suspended sentence. 328 00:18:01,869 --> 00:18:03,837 I see. How are you, Mr. Chappel? 329 00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:06,632 I have six months to live. 330 00:18:06,807 --> 00:18:08,138 How are you? 331 00:18:08,575 --> 00:18:09,599 Can't complain. 332 00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:13,269 Your Honor, the hospital has no record of this man even being a patient. 333 00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:16,007 That's a big place. They can't keep track of everything. 334 00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:17,309 Mr. Chappel... 335 00:18:17,484 --> 00:18:19,509 Look, Your Honor, l... 336 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,755 Your honor, I've always had problems. 337 00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:26,256 When I was growing up, I had a mother who bought me rabid dogs for pets. 338 00:18:26,427 --> 00:18:28,725 At least you had real pets. 339 00:18:28,896 --> 00:18:31,262 My father gave me rocks and told me to name them. 340 00:18:31,432 --> 00:18:33,195 Yeah? Well, at least you had a father. 341 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,494 My father left me naked on a doorstep. 342 00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:36,829 At least you had a doorstep. 343 00:18:37,004 --> 00:18:38,938 After my house burned down, there was nobody. 344 00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:40,368 [ARGUING] 345 00:18:40,541 --> 00:18:41,769 Oh, people. 346 00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:45,068 People! 347 00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:47,878 [NOISE STOPS] 348 00:18:50,417 --> 00:18:53,648 In my short time as a judge, I've seen some pretty amazing things. 349 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:56,221 But this, I think, tops them all. 350 00:18:59,026 --> 00:19:02,325 Last night, I witnessed the most considerate... 351 00:19:02,496 --> 00:19:06,728 ...selfless, kind act I think that I have ever seen. 352 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:08,891 Thank you, Your Honor. 353 00:19:11,171 --> 00:19:15,540 And here before me sits the result of that kindness. 354 00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:20,339 The most selfish, indulgent... 355 00:19:22,382 --> 00:19:27,081 ...transparent display I have ever witnessed. 356 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,482 Leo. 357 00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:34,217 Come take your $3 million back and spend it with a clear conscience... 358 00:19:34,394 --> 00:19:38,353 ...knowing that you are the most deserving person here. 359 00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,492 Your Honor... 360 00:19:41,668 --> 00:19:44,637 ...are you sure this is the right thing? 361 00:19:44,805 --> 00:19:47,638 It's the only thing, Leo. Believe me. 362 00:19:47,808 --> 00:19:50,777 A person with your capacity for giving is very special. 363 00:19:51,445 --> 00:19:53,709 Perhaps it's time you started giving to yourself. 364 00:19:54,648 --> 00:19:56,912 Besides, you charged me with the responsibility... 365 00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:59,917 ...of finding the most worthy person. 366 00:20:00,654 --> 00:20:02,281 Well, I did. 367 00:20:04,258 --> 00:20:05,282 [HORN HONKING] 368 00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:07,086 The money's gone. 369 00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:15,626 Well, I just loved your friend, Richard, the urologist. 370 00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:17,765 Oh, it must be exciting work. 371 00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:23,433 Going out on those expeditions, digging around for fossils. 372 00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:27,910 Listen, Mary Jo, you're a very... Whew. 373 00:20:28,081 --> 00:20:33,951 - Healthy girl and all, but I'm afraid even I need more than that. 374 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,915 Like what? 375 00:20:37,124 --> 00:20:38,716 Language. 376 00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:42,521 Look, you're here to observe and that's fine... 377 00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:46,188 ...but I'm afraid I can't see you socially anymore. 378 00:20:47,401 --> 00:20:50,165 Well, if that's the way you feel. 379 00:20:50,337 --> 00:20:51,998 It is. 380 00:20:53,540 --> 00:20:56,236 Well, I've got some work to do. 381 00:20:56,843 --> 00:20:57,969 Bye. 382 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:02,308 Goodbye. 383 00:21:04,952 --> 00:21:06,010 Well? 384 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:07,881 [NORMAL VOICE] Worked like a charm, Selma. 385 00:21:08,055 --> 00:21:12,515 I don't think that slug will be bothering me again the rest of the time I'm here. 386 00:21:12,693 --> 00:21:14,320 Thanks for tipping me off. 387 00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:17,554 Hey, us foxes have gotta stick together, don't we? 388 00:21:17,731 --> 00:21:18,755 [CHUCKLES] 389 00:21:18,932 --> 00:21:20,524 BULL: Pentimento. 390 00:21:20,701 --> 00:21:22,601 I love that word. 391 00:21:22,769 --> 00:21:26,569 You reminded me of it when your surface rubbed off. 392 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,799 The most numerous examples of pentimento... 393 00:21:28,976 --> 00:21:32,070 ...are found among the Dutch works of the early 17th century. 394 00:21:32,246 --> 00:21:33,838 I know. 395 00:21:35,282 --> 00:21:37,648 Shall we discuss it over some cognac? 396 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:41,584 Say, at my place after work? 397 00:21:41,755 --> 00:21:44,280 Good God, yes. 398 00:21:48,629 --> 00:21:51,393 Heh-heh. Those two lunkheads deserve each other. 399 00:21:51,565 --> 00:21:53,089 Yeah. 400 00:21:54,201 --> 00:21:58,365 You know, I still can't believe that I held $3 million in my hand. 401 00:21:58,538 --> 00:21:59,562 And gave it away. 402 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,231 Yeah, I'm gonna see a doctor about that. 403 00:22:02,409 --> 00:22:05,037 Come on, we're happy the way we are. 404 00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:07,145 - Aren't we? - Sure. 405 00:22:07,314 --> 00:22:09,680 I make it big, I spend it big. 406 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:11,943 I'm in for 2 cents. 407 00:22:12,486 --> 00:22:14,579 And I'll see it. 408 00:22:14,755 --> 00:22:18,418 And raise you $5000. 409 00:22:19,426 --> 00:22:20,450 Grandpa will cover it. 410 00:22:21,728 --> 00:22:22,854 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 411 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:24,861 - Yeah? - Hi, everyone. 412 00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,124 - Oh, Leo. - Leo. 413 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,734 - How you doing? - I want you to meet Arnie Prince. 414 00:22:28,902 --> 00:22:31,132 He's got a way to help me spend my money. 415 00:22:31,305 --> 00:22:33,205 - Oh. I don't wanna hear this. - Sure you do. 416 00:22:33,373 --> 00:22:36,069 It's a can't-miss proposition. We're talking show business. 417 00:22:36,243 --> 00:22:38,734 Leo's putting all his money into my Broadway musical. 418 00:22:38,912 --> 00:22:43,508 It's what I've always wanted to do, bring lots of smiles to lots of people. 419 00:22:43,684 --> 00:22:46,118 - Well, that's terrific, Leo. - What's the play called? 420 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:49,987 Mussolini: The Man and His Music. 421 00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:54,289 Well, Leo, we wish you all the success in the world. 422 00:22:54,461 --> 00:22:55,951 Thanks. It's money in the bank. 423 00:22:56,129 --> 00:23:01,396 The only problem I foresee is finding the right guy for the lead role. 424 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:02,926 Hello. 425 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,207 Tell me you can sing. 426 00:23:49,850 --> 00:23:51,841 [ENGLISH SDH] 427 00:23:51,891 --> 00:23:56,441 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32524

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