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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:23,031 Al. 2 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,800 I knew you'd come back. 3 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,475 They all come back. 4 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:40,793 You're poison, Al. 5 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:44,153 But you're my kind of poison. 6 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,550 I'm hip. 7 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,432 Pleasure me, baby. 8 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,518 Oh, Al. 9 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,713 How dare you wake me up that way. 10 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,671 Who did you think you were kissing? 11 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,712 You. 12 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,352 I want you to tell me the truth. 13 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:26,356 Oh, all right. I was kissing my dream girl. 14 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,597 She was a magnificent young beast with a great body... 15 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,950 ...and luscious hooters. 16 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:37,315 Oh, Al. You do dream of me. 17 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,390 All too often. 18 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,797 Now, honey, you might wanna freshen up. 19 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,355 We're going to your cousin Jimmy's wedding. 20 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,551 All right, open up. 21 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,231 Missed a spot. 22 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,070 There you are. Now you're all minty fresh. 23 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,834 No tartar under my arms. 24 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,348 Where's my suit? 25 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,949 Oh, God. Men never know where anything is. 26 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,991 A woman always knows. 27 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,997 Get up, Buck. 28 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,760 Go on. Good boy. 29 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:27,352 Well, at least it doesn't smell like you were wearing it. 30 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,474 Where's my dress shirt? 31 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:33,190 Where it always is, honey. At the bottom of the hamper. 32 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:35,356 Let's see here. 33 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,512 All right. Okay. Oh, there we go. 34 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,829 Here you are. 35 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,395 I swear, if your head wasn't attached to your body... 36 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,358 Yeah, Buck could be sleeping on it. 37 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,353 - This shirt needs to be ironed. - I don't feel like ironing. 38 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,388 - But it's a wedding, Peg. - Oh, all right. 39 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,318 Okay. 40 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,478 All right. I hope you're happy. I'm exhausted. 41 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,069 - Now get dressed. - What for? 42 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,794 You're gonna make yourself over for three hours... 43 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,673 ...till you look exactly the same way you do now. 44 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,031 - Where's my socks? - Right here, sweetheart. 45 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,753 Here you go. 46 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,990 But, Peg, they don't match. 47 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,760 And look here, look at this. 48 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,272 All right, well, let's see. 49 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,440 There you go. Now they match. 50 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,589 Feels good to give something special for a wedding. 51 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,792 Yeah. They're gonna love this clock. It's an antique. 52 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,759 Have you seen our antique cuckoo clock? 53 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,678 Do you have a warrant? 54 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,991 If my sister could form a thought... 55 00:04:57,200 --> 00:05:00,351 ...what she meant was, we are sick of being accused of stealing... 56 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,915 ...every time someone jimmies open your back door... 57 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,509 ...and takes a clock and a pastrami sandwich. 58 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,198 Now, we demand an apology. 59 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,756 Yeah, and it wouldn't hurt to have pickles in your refrigerator either. 60 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,829 In other words, it wasn't us. 61 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:21,152 Well, you know, Marcie, we really don't have any proof. 62 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,310 It's Petey! 63 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,155 See, I told you they stole my clock. 64 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,874 Jefferson, they must be punished. 65 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,548 Something cruel and highly unpleasant. 66 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,673 How about you sit them down and talk to them for a while. 67 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,639 That's something they'll never forget. 68 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,472 So you don't like our little talks? 69 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,319 Well, we're just gonna have to talk about that. 70 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,156 Admit it, you always hated Petey. 71 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:00,791 Now, why would I hate something that pops out every 15 minutes screaming: 72 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,270 Every hour, every day, every week. 73 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,679 It keeps me up half the night. 74 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,678 I've seen Dionne Warwick and her Psychic Friends Network... 75 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:15,714 ...a thousand times because of that clock. 76 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:17,188 And look my eyes. 77 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,755 Look at them. You know how many cucumbers it takes... 78 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,679 ...to keep the puffing and the swelling down? 79 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,711 Well, I do. 80 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,269 So last spring... 81 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:31,519 ...Petey didn't really just fall into the toilet bowl, did he? 82 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:34,997 I hated that clock. 83 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,679 Yes, I tried to kill him! 84 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:41,078 I wanted him out of my life, along with your Elvis plates... 85 00:06:41,280 --> 00:06:44,113 ...and your whips and your paddles, and your big... 86 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,038 Okay, honey. 87 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:51,793 I don't think that's appropriate talk to have in front of the little thieves. 88 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,155 Where are your parents? 89 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:57,389 Peg, leave it alone. It happens to be mine. 90 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,637 But it just hangs lifelessly. 91 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,072 Let me fiddle with it. I'll straighten it out. 92 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,517 For God's sake, Peg, you're gonna pull it off! 93 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:12,636 Now it's too long. 94 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,273 Most women like it that way. 95 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,996 I don't care what women like. I'm the one gotta lug it around. 96 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:25,317 How can these children possibly know right from wrong? 97 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:27,954 They need a strong male figure in their life. 98 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,799 What are you gonna do, Marcie, move in? 99 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,716 What exactly do you mean by that? 100 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:39,148 Do you think I'm bossy? 101 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,397 Because I don't think I'm bossy. Not bossy at all, missy. 102 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,913 Are you calling me masculine? 103 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,918 Because I am not masculine. I'm feminine! 104 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,111 And my softness is out there for all to see. 105 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,880 Now, if you don't want a hook to the liver, little man... 106 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:55,719 ...you'll pick up that clock and march on home! 107 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,316 It's kind of heavy, Marcie. 108 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,390 Just get the door. 109 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,512 I can lift it. Yeah, and I'll be able to lift it tonight... 110 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,030 ...when it comes time to dump old Petey in the toilet. 111 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,917 Hey, Petey, surfs up. 112 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,915 Which shoes do you like better? 113 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,278 I don't care. 114 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,636 - Which shoes do you like better? - I don't care. 115 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:51,439 Come on, Al. I'm your wife. 116 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:54,871 I'm a reflection of you, and I wanna look good for you. 117 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:59,358 Besides, you are a shoe professional, and I'd like your opinion. 118 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,198 Well, given the color of your hair... 119 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,709 ...the color of your dress, the time of the day... 120 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,638 ...and the nature of the event... 121 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,832 ...it is my professional opinion that... 122 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,234 Like the gold. 123 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,233 Fine. Then I'll wear the black. 124 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,318 Now hook me up. 125 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,508 Why do women buy clothing that fastens in the back... 126 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,312 ...so they need help to get dressed? 127 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,511 You don't hear men in the locker room saying: 128 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,234 "Hey, Fred, give me a hand with this zipper." 129 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:36,792 Yeah, they're just saying, "Hey, Fred, smell this. 130 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:39,355 I don't need a shower, do I?" 131 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,111 So how do I look? 132 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,432 You look nice. 133 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,153 Then I have to change. 134 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,116 I was only kidding you, Peg. You look terrible. 135 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:53,108 I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. Come on, Peg, let's go. 136 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,874 Listen, Kel, I need some help. 137 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,156 There's gonna be some girls at the wedding... 138 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:04,193 ...and I'm planning on buttering one up. 139 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,233 Now, what do you think would be my best pick-up line? 140 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:11,517 All right. How about this: 141 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:16,072 "Hey, Miss, I'm the Keebler elf. Would you like some free cookies? 142 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,639 If you've got the time, I've got the Hollow Tree." 143 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,955 Yeah, maybe I asked the wrong person. 144 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,556 You're used to responding to, "Yo, here." 145 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:35,279 Oh, okay, you little gibbon. How about this? 146 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:37,590 You see a girl, but before she sees you... 147 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,314 ...stand on her feet so she can't run. 148 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,434 Then you say to her: 149 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:44,949 "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. 150 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,594 I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. 151 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:52,828 No names, no questions, no regrets. Come be one with me." 152 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,472 You really think that's better than: 153 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:01,309 "Let's do it. I have my own bedroom in my parents' house"? 154 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,549 - Hi. - Hi. 155 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,196 - Oh, my God. You guys look so great. - That dress looks so pretty. 156 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:16,075 The three of us are gonna make one beautiful bridesmaid. 157 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,795 Hey, wait, are we in different colors? 158 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,073 Well, you'd know. You're the smart one. 159 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:26,234 - Let's color-coordinate. - Okay. 160 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,233 Who's he? 161 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:35,035 I don't know. From up here he looks like an ant. 162 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,748 Hi. 163 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,951 Where did Corky and Heidi go? 164 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:50,709 One of them had an idea, and the others are crowning her queen. 165 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,037 They were supposed to come right back. 166 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,639 I'm driving them to the church. 167 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,191 See anything you like? 168 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,071 Indeed I do. 169 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,798 I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 170 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,753 I'd like to share a night of incredible sex with you. 171 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,838 No names, no questions, no regrets. 172 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,712 Come be one with me. 173 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,078 What? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. 174 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,635 I was distracted by the pain. 175 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,717 You're standing on my foot. 176 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:43,429 Did anyone ever tell you how much you look like the Keebler elf? 177 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,393 Well, you wanna come upstairs and see how cookies are really made? 178 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:01,395 What am I saying? Of course you wouldn't. 179 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,149 Let's go upstairs and bake. 180 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,037 You should come too. 181 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,429 Now, thanks to me, we match. 182 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,870 I think we made an excellent choice. 183 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:40,835 Nothing says "bridesmaid" or "easy" like short, black leather. 184 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,911 Hey, Janie's not in the car. 185 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,037 Well, we can't wait for her. We'll be late. 186 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,670 Relax. They can't start the wedding without her. She's the bride. 187 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,475 Well, she couldn't have gone anywhere. Her car's still outside. 188 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:04,479 I just called Information. They are morons. 189 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,432 They didn't even know that Janie was getting married. 190 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:13,313 They didn't know anything. They didn't even know who I was. 191 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,711 God, they should call themselves Stupid-nation. 192 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,599 Well, where could she be? 193 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,276 She's in here with the time lady and the weather guy... 194 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:28,316 ...and that jerk who just goes... when you leave the phone off the hook. 195 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,149 Sometimes I wish I could yell real loud so I wouldn't need a phone at all. 196 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,480 Kel, I was talking about Janie. 197 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:39,229 God, what could a bride be doing before her wedding? 198 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,798 Hi, guys. 199 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,639 Bud was just showing me around the house. 200 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,598 Wow, cool outfits. 201 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,475 Nothing says "bridesmaid" or "easy" like short, black leather. 202 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,990 Well, come on. Let's get me married. 203 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,999 Aren't you nervous? 204 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:05,670 Not anymore. I'm loose as a noodle. 205 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,992 Bud? 206 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,751 What did you do? 207 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,309 A gentleman never tells. 208 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,430 I had sex. 209 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,791 With a girl. 210 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,635 And I did it good. 211 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,750 - Oh, my God. - That's what she said. 212 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,312 Twice. 213 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,398 What? Once when you got undressed... 214 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,795 ...and again when you put on your bunny slippers? 215 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,672 Save your barbs for someone who's not getting any. 216 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,598 Like Mom. 217 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,074 I feel good. Yep, I do. 218 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:16,795 Talk all you want. Nothing can bring me down. 219 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,591 You just had sex with your cousin Jimmy's bride. 220 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,592 Well, that did it. 221 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,875 God, I look great. 222 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:33,796 I am so glad I'm not one of those women who needs a lot of makeup. 223 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,712 Oh, please. 224 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,879 Only Tammy Faye, Zsa Zsa and Bozo use more. 225 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:48,075 Oh, come on, Al. Admit it. I look great. 226 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,636 Hey, I'd look great too if I used makeup. 227 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,993 You know, I'd be one dynamite-looking babe. 228 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,270 In a masculine way. 229 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,392 I could highlight my eyes. They're my best quality. 230 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,158 Baby blue. 231 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,591 Like Sinatra, Newman, the sea. 232 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,438 Well, maybe my second-best quality. 233 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,353 Because I'm known for my killer butt. 234 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,632 Oh, yeah. It's very nice, honey... 235 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:16,752 ...and has more hair on it than your head. 236 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,756 That's because my butt doesn't wake up in the morning looking at you. 237 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,314 That's not your butt? 238 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,755 Oh, God, we have so much fun together... 239 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,599 ...especially when we're belittling you. 240 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,358 But you know, I really do... 241 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,438 I think I look as good as I did the day we got married. 242 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,837 Well, that's your opinion. You take the calls. 243 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:45,077 Now, come on, Grumpy. 244 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,396 You know you love me. 245 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,397 Go on. Say it. 246 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,195 I don't want to. 247 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,595 Come on, Al. 248 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,234 I love beer. I love bowling. 249 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,954 I don't wanna cheapen the meaning of the word. 250 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:04,078 All right, then. Don't say it. 251 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,633 Just kiss me... 252 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,876 ...and make it a good one. 253 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,550 I'd almost kind of rather say it. 254 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,834 Oh, all right. 255 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:25,675 Oh, Al. Now you've ruined my makeup. 256 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,996 Oh, I'll have to start all over. 257 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,872 I never thought you'd really kiss me. 258 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,271 - God, what an idiot. - Oh, now, Peg... 259 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,831 Oh, my God. 260 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,756 I can't go to the wedding. 261 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,793 I must never ever see Janie again. 262 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,872 Although she might kill herself... 263 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,878 ...when she finds out she can never touch this again. 264 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,035 I mean, I know I would if I couldn't touch me again. 265 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,034 Oh, God. 266 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,553 Oh, God. 267 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,111 Boy, that really is safe sex. 268 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:09,389 There's something I have to tell you. What we did might have been wrong. 269 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,352 You know, with the wedding and all. 270 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,711 Look, I made a mistake. I don't know how I could have done this. 271 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,678 Don't blame yourself. 272 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,235 Blame God for giving me this body. 273 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:22,479 No, it was my fault. 274 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:26,349 I wanted a final fling with someone I could never be interested in... 275 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,596 ...or attracted to. 276 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,872 And you were perfect. 277 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,678 Thanks, baby. 278 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,878 I knew it was perfect. 279 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,277 But you're right. It can never happen again. 280 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,311 - For Jimmy's sake. - And ours. 281 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,750 Since we both know he's a psychopathic ex-con. 282 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,879 - I mean, 10 years for attempted murder. - That's right. I heard he did a drive-by. 283 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,956 Well, I gotta go now. 284 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,279 Good luck. 285 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,915 I knew you'd come back. 286 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,429 They always come back. 287 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,992 But they don't always bring their sisters. 288 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,398 Al. 289 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,278 You again. 290 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,031 Come on, honey. Let's go. 291 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,350 And they say women are the slow ones. 292 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,312 You know, this is an historical first. 293 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,274 We are actually in the bedroom, and I am waiting for you to finish. 294 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,718 Peg, if I need the time, I will take the time... 295 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,717 ...because I care about what I look like. 296 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,958 I'm ready. 297 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,875 Honey, do you ever think what it would be like... 298 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,672 ...if we never got married? 299 00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:59,635 Actually, I was thinking that right now, Peg. 300 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,832 Seriously, Al. 301 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,150 Seriously, Peg. 302 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:08,473 Oh, come on. Your life would be hell without me, and you know it. 303 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,716 You couldn't find anyone better than me. 304 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,753 Come on, admit it. I'm your perfect mate. 305 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,468 - Admit it. - No. 306 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,709 All right, then. Why don't you give me a picture... 307 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,990 ...of what your ideal mate would be. 308 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,713 Fine. 309 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,634 A magnificent young girl... 310 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,310 ...with a beautiful face, slim thighs... 311 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,432 ...and a firm apple of a heinie... 312 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,950 ...and a set of delicious, scrumptious hooters. 313 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,190 Oh, Al, it's me! 314 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:45,756 Oh, honey, you would marry me again. 315 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,473 No. 316 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,635 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. 317 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,918 What a beautiful bride. 318 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,318 Looks like we'll have a little time before the wedding. 319 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,155 Good. I didn't like this dress anyhow. 24040

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